[acutekat]

flamethrowed

[abyssion1337]

backburned

[daikaisho vanguard]

Eaten by cosmonauts

[abyssion1337]

eaten by chrononauts

[daikaisho vanguard]

Flattened by juggernauts

[abyssion1337]

flattened by Jabberwockies

[Filleraol]

stood in te middle of two jackhammers playing at full volume

[abyssion1337]

project hammer'd

[Kyle X]

You tried to de-claw the rancor.

[Mawelli]

you were the rancors dentist...

[abyssion1337]

you went to a racist dentist

[Divine Dragoon]

You took LSD and tried to fly

[nipple]

found this yesterday :D
http://i75.photobucket.com/albums/i304/Ionzorg/killing.jpg

motivational poster through the chest

[acutekat]

who made that?



canoe fell on you

[abyssion1337]

paper fan through the chest

[daikaisho vanguard]

an acute cat through the chest


flamethrowed

And you are flamethrown back through time.

[acutekat]

^ i'm armor pierceing

led zepplin a fell on you

[abyssion1337]

Hindenburg pieces fall on you

[nipple]

who made that?

Ionzorg did that long time ago
__

Hindenburg through the chest

[abyssion1337]

you get lost in the Labyrinth

[Filleraol]

labyrinth through the chest

[abyssion1337]

you're too far removed to your chest

[Mawelli]

the sky falls on you

[nipple]

Useful's crane falls on you

[daikaisho vanguard]

Useful's stork through the chest

[abyssion1337]

you're a dead parrot

[nipple]

typed GOD_MODE in the console then killed yourself bucause damn prayers had pissed you off

[abyssion1337]

you thought that GOD_MODE was a console code and real gamers beat the crap out of you

[nipple]

a real tank runs you over

[abyssion1337]

you're a Warhammer 40K orc and someone points and empty gun at you and shouts "bang"

[daikaisho vanguard]

banged down by an orc with an empty gun while it shouts "Warhammer fourty thousand"

[abyssion1337]

you said that in the presence of a warhammer 40K player

[acutekat]

you die of swine flu

[abyssion1337]

I choose you as my prey

[Ken-Chan]

Johny comes to visit you

[abyssion1337]

you didn't call the ghostbusters

[NLAlchemist]

falling from 30,000 feet and hitting a flag pole

[abyssion1337]

falling from 5 feet and hitting bullets

[Kyle X]

Falling about 1 foot and hitting your severed legs

[abyssion1337]

you get punched in the face by the unconquered sun

[Ken-Chan]

hello kitty snaps

[abyssion1337]

a bear eats you

[Ken-Chan]

u choke on a bear

[abyssion1337]

you try to raid the crimson panoply

[acutekat]

bear through the chest

[abyssion1337]

the maiden of endings finds you

[Ken-Chan]

you went to chicken park

[abyssion1337]

you get exterminated

[Ken-Chan]

you where devoured

[abyssion1337]

you were killed by David Bowie

[Ken-Chan]

power ranger through the chest

[abyssion1337]

whipped to death

[Ken-Chan]

creamed to death

[abyssion1337]

drowned

[Ken-Chan]

hung

[abyssion1337]

killed for being wrong, it's hanged not hung: hanged

[Ken-Chan]

i'm just continually failing today :sweatdrop:

put to death for being politically correct

[abyssion1337]

put to death for being politically radical

[Ken-Chan]

sacrificed your self for the good of mankind

[abyssion1337]

sacrificed yourself to free your Yozi patrons

[Ken-Chan]

you fed the yao guai

[abyssion1337]

fought the Enclave head on

[Ken-Chan]

played fetch with mini nukes

[abyssion1337]

played bullet tag with Talon company

[Ken-Chan]

gave a deathclaw a hi-5

[abyssion1337]

you walked into the citadel wearing Enclave power armor

[Ken-Chan]

u walked into the pit with sexy sleepwear

[abyssion1337]

you thought that by shouting "Gary" the clones would be stupid enough to think you were one of them

[Ken-Chan]

i loved the gary's

u thought that by getting large doses of radiation u could turn into a super mutant

[abyssion1337]

you walked into the underworld and shouted "Zombies!"

[Ken-Chan]

u tried to fly off Tenpenny tower

[abyssion1337]

you tried to storm Tenpenny tower

[Ken-Chan]

hahahai did that twice once with humans in there and then with ghouls in there i'm the only one alive in that tower

you tried to steal a baby mirlurk

[abyssion1337]

you tried to storm Rivet City

I was successful, at storming pretty much everything in the game, yeah that includes the citadel; right I did it barehanded(grim reaper spirit + paralyzing palm + improved crits + luck 10 = everything dying in VATS)

[Ken-Chan]

you played hacky sac with a mine

i blew up the citadel with a satellite left a nice hole

[abyssion1337]

you thought a pulse mine would work on super mutant behemoth

I forgot there were satellites

[nipple]

you played Fall 3

[abyssion1337]

hit by a girl on a yellow Vespa

[Filleraol]

camel flu through the chest

[abyssion1337]

super laser hit's your home planet

[Ken-Chan]

death star in the eye

[abyssion1337]

you thought the death star was a moon

[Ken-Chan]

you forgot to close the service tunnel on the death star

[abyssion1337]

you thought cartoon physics were real

[Ken-Chan]

u still believe in santa

[BopBopBop]

Ran over by a Locomotive

[nipple]

u still believe in santa
ur doin it wrong

random arrow through the chest

[Divine Dragoon]

I dress u up in a Hitler outfit tie you up and toss you in a Jewish church and leave you to your fate (^_^)

[nipple]

I dress you up in a Hitler outfit then tell you that WWII is lost

[abyssion1337]

I dress you up like a zombie and let you loose

[nipple]

I dress you up like santa then you fall off a roof yelling "OHOHO!" with a bunch of reindeers

[abyssion1337]

bet your life you could find a unicorn

[Ken-Chan]

unicorn through the chest

[Odessa]

unicorn stampede.

[Ken-Chan]

flaming unicorn stampede

[abyssion1337]

shot through the heart and you're too late

[Ken-Chan]

u gave love a bad name so i stabbed you

[abyssion1337]

you get attacked by a mountain goat

[Ken-Chan]

u where attacked by an avalanche

[abyssion1337]

you were attacked by slime

[Ken-Chan]

slime through the chest

[abyssion1337]

hit by arrows from a time strung bow

[Ken-Chan]

shot by tripwire shotgun

[abyssion1337]

killed by a group of irate mirelurkers

[NLAlchemist]

ate by flaming squirrels

[Ken-Chan]

ripped apart by feral ghoul reavers

[abyssion1337]

ripped apart glowing ones

[Ken-Chan]

mole rat ambush

[abyssion1337]

ha I have 2 levels of animal friend

the enclave decides to experiment on you

[nipple]

your monopolistic posting collapses the world. and both of you.

[abyssion1337]

hit by the Tesla cannon

[Ken-Chan]

Gauss rifle in the back

[abyssion1337]

pasted by the infiltrator

[Mawelli]

a pineapple through the chest

[acutekat]

knew that had to come up sooner or later


this crappy laptop smashed over your head till you stop twitchin

[Ken-Chan]

irradiate to death

[abyssion1337]

liberty prime steps on you

[Ken-Chan]

You try to disarm the nuke in megaton but u fail

[Odessa]

Raisen through your brain

[abyssion1337]

you get bombed by the Chinese in anchorage

[acutekat]

Lincoln's repeater through the face

[abyssion1337]

the terrible shotgun to the face

[acutekat]

Eugene destroys you

[abyssion1337]

blasted apart by vengeance

[Mawelli]

snake on a plane through the chest

[abyssion1337]

killed during fair folk invasion

[Odessa]

your eyes revolt, taking your brain hostage.

it ends badly.

[abyssion1337]

you get the consumption

[Issitheus]

You get rabies.



Then you get crushed by a piano, cartoon style. But it actually kills you.

[Mawelli]

you get crushed by a feather...a huge ass feather

[abyssion1337]

you develop allergies to shrimp and peanuts than get thrown into a Thai food factory

[acutekat]

the Simpson's reference through the chest

[abyssion1337]

an assumption falls on you

[acutekat]

retort through the face

[Mawelli]

exclamation mark through the chest

[acutekat]

period shot out of a cannon at you

[abyssion1337]

you tried to be the guy

[Mawelli]

you were the guy

[abyssion1337]

you don't know the dude

[nipple]

you do. he kills you for that

[abyssion1337]

hey, I'm talking about the dude here

[NLAlchemist]

screwed to death

[Mawelli]

hammered to daeth

[abyssion1337]

nailed to death

[Filleraol]

carrot'd to death

[abyssion1337]

eaten by rats

[Ellen Feiss]

vicky through the chest over and over and over

[abyssion1337]

eaten by a grue

[acutekat]

english teacher through the chest

[abyssion1337]

you get the consumption

[Animegirlzzzzzzz]

Bahamut through the temple!

[abyssion1337]

Ultron kills you

[Animegirlzzzzzzz]

Voltron kills you!

[abyssion1337]

Red Skull kills you

[daikaisho vanguard]

Crushed under the weight of more than 100 pages.

We need a new thread.