[Evileel]

who was obsessed

[Kira2521]

with his penis

[N8theGr8]

because his ex-girlfriend

[Evileel]

had none

[Kira2521]

to play with.

[jeremyhac]

He jerked off

[Kira2521]

with a sponge

[daikaisho vanguard]

cut from Bob's

[Kira2521]

extremely hairy bum

[N8theGr8]

which hadn't been

[daikaisho vanguard]

desecrated

[Shuiia]

So to continue

[Kira2521]

Rick Rolling Jason

[SquintyMccheese]

the guy continued

[Evileel]

to spank his

[synbad2]

catgirls red tail

[Kira2521]

until she fell

[AfroZenPizza]

down many stairs

[Kira2521]

and in to

[SquintyMccheese]

the depths of

[Goldenwitch]

dog food.

[Kira2521]

Then her mother

[daikaisho vanguard]

called in air-support

[Kira2521]

to deliver pizza's

[SquintyMccheese]

to your mom

[Kira2521]

who was in

[daikaisho vanguard]

great peril, after

[synbad2]

having sex {sorry} with

[Goldenwitch]

Chuck Norris

[Kira2521]

and his clone

[Evileel]

had sex {sorry} with

[Kira2521]

the almighty one

[Evileel]

had sex {sorry} with

[Goldenwitch]

Jebus who went

[Evileel]

to have sex {sorry}

[Kira2521]

with sex adicts.

[N8theGr8]

They also needed

[Goldenwitch]

the magical

[e1fen1ied]

pick of destiny

[Evileel]

which was hidden

[Kira2521]

in my anus

[d3athth3kid]

on the ocean

[Kira2521]

of solid gold

[Evileel]

stolen from

[e1fen1ied]

Hank hill on

[daikaisho vanguard]

new year's eve

[N8theGr8]

his makeshift golf

[Kira2521]

club suddenly exploded

[daikaisho vanguard]

in Fuji Colour

[e1fen1ied]

into tiny bits

[Fishfreeek]

which transformed into

[e1fen1ied]

every hot chick

[Fishfreeek]

in the world

[daikaisho vanguard]

except Hillary Clinton.

[N8theGr8]

who ISN'T hot

[Fishfreeek]

because she is

[daikaisho vanguard]

a zergling

[Useful]

on the rush.

[Fishfreeek]

In other news,

[e1fen1ied]

president obama just

[daikaisho vanguard]

managed to eat

[gigg44]

the most of

[daikaisho vanguard]

cabbage of all

[Diclonius]

the chinese peasents

[Fishfreeek]

, after doing so

[Evileel]

they started to

[animefan900]

wonder who would

[N8theGr8]

be stupid enough

[Evileel]

to pay money

[gigg44]

to bail out

[Fishfreeek]

of giant mushrooms

[Evileel]

from Mushroom Kingdom

[Fishfreeek]

that like to

[N8theGr8]

have plumbers eat

[Fishfreeek]

small children and

[gigg44]

their parents dog

[Evileel]

was a homosex

[daikaisho vanguard]

, audio mechanical

[e1fen1ied]

who rode a

[Evileel]

horse with a huge

[Fishfreeek]

rubber dildo

[Evileel]

which was made

[Diclonius]

of childrens sorrow

[Evileel]

and their parents

[Shuiia]

opened their mouths

[Evileel]

and unzipped their

[AfroZenPizza]

sleeping bags of

[Shuiia]

hornyness to realize

[Evileel]

that they were

[Fishfreeek]

infected with cake

[e1fen1ied]

an super mushrooms

[Goldenwitch]

which would

[e1fen1ied]

yet again blow

[Evileel]

up their shiny

[Fishfreeek]

white teeth

[e1fen1ied]

that sparkle just

[abyssion1337]

the stars in

[e1fen1ied]

space that implode

[Evileel]

in the different

[Fishfreeek]

versions of my

[e1fen1ied]

of my gameboys

[Goldenwitch]

that have

[Shuiia]

jizz in em

[Fishfreeek]

. Holy ****ing ****

[Evileel]

- said Pope, but

[Fishfreeek]

he realised that

[e1fen1ied]

the other popes

[Evileel]

were undead, who

[Fishfreeek]

were hungry for

[Goldenwitch]

brains and blood

[e1fen1ied]

then wanted to

[Chillpalazzo]

dance to the

[e1fen1ied]

the colors of

[Evileel]

pestilence, famine and

[Chillpalazzo]

special brownie dust.

[Evileel]

The end of

[e1fen1ied]

anime was near

[Shuiia]

so he fapped

[e1fen1ied]

hus m16 to

[Diclonius]

the sound of

[Chillpalazzo]

screaming fan girls

[Diclonius]

ripping thier shirts

[e1fen1ied]

and their pants

[Evileel]

and licking their

[Chillpalazzo]

large pictures of

[Evileel]

Shinji covered with

http://www.dark-kingdom.org/NREhtml/Images/Shinji.JPG

[e1fen1ied]

mayonnaise and mustard

[Fishfreeek]

witch tastes bad

[Chillpalazzo]

, yet strangely erotic.

[SquintyMccheese]

Once the glue's

[e1fen1ied]

all gone the

[Evileel]

new ones have

[e1fen1ied]

to rule the


( just wodnering wtf is this story about )

[Evileel]

legion of sluts

(Its a story about love, kindness and understanding)
(http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_ueMJFB3EFeQ/Smedi2AWFHI/AAAAAAAAAqw/MgmWvg7rIFg/s400/care-bears.jpg)

[e1fen1ied]

pimp, and whores

[Fishfreeek]

that hate pie

[Shuiia]

cuz it tastes

[Evileel]

like slut's meat

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_ueMJFB3EFeQ/Smedi2AWFHI/AAAAAAAAAqw/MgmWvg7rIFg/s400/care-bears.jpg

[Chillpalazzo]

freshly cut from

[e1fen1ied]

the under arms

[Shuiia]

Of a jock

[Chillpalazzo]

named Eggly Mcbaggleface.

[Evileel]

Eggly had a

[Blargh]

very long d*ck,

[Shuiia]

and big too ^^

[Evileel]

It was 3 inches

[Diclonius]

shorter than a

[Evileel]

mine

[Chillpalazzo]

field in Russia.

[Evileel]

In Soviet Russia

[Diclonius]

barrels roll you

[e1fen1ied]

and movies watch

[Chillpalazzo]

you while they

[e1fen1ied]

eat some CORN.

[Evileel]

Unfortunately CORN was

[Chillpalazzo]

smelling bad because

[Goldenwitch]

it was rotten

[Evileel]

and covered with

[Shuiia]

The juice of

[Chillpalazzo]

Steve, who realized

[Evileel]

that he was

[Chillpalazzo]

a corny person

[e1fen1ied]

that died many

[Evileel]

fangirls, because of

[Chillpalazzo]

live action animes

[e1fen1ied]

that were crap

[Fishfreeek]

but made great

[Evileel]

entertainment for naked

[e1fen1ied]

women on the

[Shuiia]

Gay pride parade

[Chillpalazzo]

because they were

[Evileel]

hardcore gays, who

[ThePsychoGamer]

Enjoyed plain coffee

[Chillpalazzo]

laced with lsd

[ThePsychoGamer]

They found the

[Evileel]

naked catgirl with

[ThePsychoGamer]

The alien raygun

[Chillpalazzo]

eviscerating the pope

[Evileel]

who actually was

[Chillpalazzo]

super pope 23.5

[Fishfreeek]

made from robotic

[ThePsychoGamer]

nuclear powered penuts

[Evileel]

stuffed with hot

[Fishfreeek]

mashed potato

[ThePsychoGamer]

and lukewarm gravy

[Chillpalazzo]

And corn!

[Evileel]

Said: - Veni, vidi,

[ThePsychoGamer]

who douse a

[Fishfreeek]

rather large

[ThePsychoGamer]

traditional style dance

[Diclonius]

passed down from

[ThePsychoGamer]

Psychic molesters

[e1fen1ied]

from corn fields

[Evileel]

with faces of

[ThePsychoGamer]

Mongolian cheese wheels

[SquintyMccheese]

made of fresh

[synbad2]

Stinky Ear Cheese

[Fishfreeek]

that tasted bad

[Kira2521]

without BBQ sauce

[Evileel]

,so your Mom

[Fishfreeek]

from china

[Shuiia]

Wielded a sword

[Evileel]

which was made

[Kira2521]

in my anus

[Diclonius]

by squeezing the

[Evileel]

Corn with my

[Shuiia]

Ringer that was

[Fishfreeek]

fluorescent orange colour

[Kira2521]

with a stripe

[Fishfreeek]

. "Ooh look at

[Kira2521]

that great, enormous

[Evileel]

Corn, which was

[Fishfreeek]

eating my face"

[Shuiia]

Said his mom

[Fishfreeek]

with a big

[e1fen1ied]

thing of corn

[Evileel]

which had a

[Chillpalazzo]

diabetic fuzzy mustache.

[Diclonius]

that reminded me

[e1fen1ied]

of Captian Insano

[Fishfreeek]

and a pie.

[Evileel]

made of antidiabetic

[Fishfreeek]

tables and chairs

[N8theGr8]

and corn.

[e1fen1ied]

Thousands of years

[Goldenwitch]

passed and the

[Fishfreeek]

space ship that

[Kira2521]

I had "Borrowed"

[Fishfreeek]

had low fuel

[Shuiia]

So it crashed

[Chillpalazzo]

into the Bebop

[Shuiia]

So everyone inside

[Chillpalazzo]

became Keanu Reeves

[Shuiia]

Whoa, he said

[Kira2521]

"I need nachos"

[Evileel]

But all the

[Kira2521]

penguins fapped to

[Chillpalazzo]

the saftey dance

[Kira2521]

performed by Chillpalazzo

[Diclonius]

and i vomited

[e1fen1ied]

while riding a

[Diclonius]

pink spotted alpaca

[e1fen1ied]

that fires ceros

[Kira2521]

, i mean cherios

[e1fen1ied]

that proved inaffective

[Kira2521]

against an army

[e1fen1ied]

of arrancars and

[Evileel]

half naked lolis

[Kira2521]

Pamela Anderson clones

[e1fen1ied]

that everyone enjoyed

[Diclonius]

until the goneria

[Kira2521]

suddenly overloaded and

[Chillpalazzo]

Keanu decided to

[e1fen1ied]

eat some corn

[Chillpalazzo]

in dramatic silence

[N8theGr8]

broken only by...
*fap*
*fap*
*fap*

[e1fen1ied]

the sound of

[Chillpalazzo]

Wilford Brimley's diabetus

[e1fen1ied]

exploding all around

[Kira2521]

my gravitational pull

[Fishfreeek]

that smelled red

[e1fen1ied]

blue, and green

[Shuiia]

So they went

[e1fen1ied]

to the world

[Shuiia]

in their pimpmobile

[e1fen1ied]

and whoresleds to

[Shuiia]

save the queers

[e1fen1ied]

and lesbians of

[Fishfreeek]

the great lake

[e1fen1ied]

and rivers that

[N8theGr8]

could only hold

[Evileel]

a huge juicy

[Fishfreeek]

rock that was

[Kira2521]

completely covered in

[Shuiia]

rank mayonaise which

[Evileel]

was charmed by

[Fishfreeek]

that one guy

[Chillpalazzo]

Doctor Keanu Reeves

[Evileel]

a.k.a Prince Charming

[Chillpalazzo]

a.k.a. Darth Vader

[Evileel]

the III, who

[Kira2521]

was steve's father

[Chillpalazzo]

and younger sister

[Kira2521]

who he actually

[e1fen1ied]

hated more than

[Shuiia]

a cyborg engineer

[e1fen1ied]

named Marrik, who

[Diclonius]

Wears tight leather

[e1fen1ied]

parachute pants and

[N8theGr8]

takes tea with

[e1fen1ied]

lots of napalm

[Fishfreeek]

and pie!!

[Kira2521]

"Need more pie"

[Shuiia]

he said forgetting

[Evileel]

that his wife

[Shuiia]

forgot the s

[e1fen1ied]

in the word

[Evileel]

of goodness and

[Shuiia]

corrected the error

[Diclonius]

by self fladulation