[Riaki]

Rape him to

[nipple]

death or until

[Evileel]

he will promise

[Riaki]

to grab his

[Distict5-9]

own hat and

[Kira2521]

Haruhi Suzumiya wig

[Evileel]

will turn into

[jinzo64]

suzuymia in a hat

[nipple]

. Meanwhile in Japan

[Evileel]

Haruhi Suzumiya haters

[nipple]

collaborated to destroy

[Xalorith]

the left wing

[Fishfreeek]

of my car

[Riaki]

and anonymous with

[Evileel]

his cake disguise
http://www.halolz.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/06/halolz-dot-com-teamfortress2-portal-thecakeisaspy.gif

[Distict5-9]

so they could

[Riaki]

discover the cake

[Evileel]

hidden in

[Riaki]

ass of ronald

[jinzo64]

the gay clown

[Evileel]

who was

[Kuni Linguist]

a secret spy

[Fishfreeek]

for the guy

[Distict5-9]

in an anime

[Fishfreeek]

that went wrong

[thedarkmessenger]

because of the

[Fishfreeek]

filler episodes

[thedarkmessenger]

which were once

[Distict5-9]

used in a

[Fishfreeek]

fresh bucket of

[thedarkmessenger]

pie.

mmmm....pie....

[Fishfreeek]

Yesterday I went

[thedarkmessenger]

to the zoo

[Distict5-9]

and had a

[Chewi105]

and got eaten

[thedarkmessenger]

by a

[Fishfreeek]

huge leather chair

[thedarkmessenger]

with awesome

[Fishfreeek]

cat shaped legs

[thedarkmessenger]

and succubus wings

[Distict5-9]

as well as

[thedarkmessenger]

a dragon mouth

[Fishfreeek]

that was made

[thedarkmessenger]

from

[BleachBebopAlchemist]

fish

[Evileel]

anuses

[stinkyfranki]

. Once inside it

[thedarkmessenger]

I went to

[BleachBebopAlchemist]

It's stomach

[stinkyfranki]

, having lunch and

[BleachBebopAlchemist]

dying in acid and

[stinkyfranki]

making new friends

[BleachBebopAlchemist]

'Hooray!' you say while

[nipple]

getting digested and

[BleachBebopAlchemist]

Suddenly it blows up and

[Evileel]

my anus started

[nipple]

to feel really


__
gosh, can you stick to the rules?

[Evileel]

rebellious, thus decided

[stinkyfranki]

to strangle me

[BleachBebopAlchemist]

and I died horrible death and

[Evileel]

and I died horrible death and
respawned as

[BleachBebopAlchemist]

the master chief

[Evileel]

...max 3 words ...

[BleachBebopAlchemist]

...max 3 words ...
Fixed. (not part of story)

[nipple]

the master chief

getting freaking teamkilled.

[Evileel]

The End.

[nipple]

" - Thought everyone, but

[BleachBebopAlchemist]

It wasn't and

[Evileel]

then the messenger

[BleachBebopAlchemist]

showed up and

[thedarkmessenger]

announced that

[jinzo64]

the war has

[thedarkmessenger]

just begun >8D

[BleachBebopAlchemist]

'f*ckyeah' everyone said

[jinzo64]

america f*ck yeah

[Distict5-9]

, since it had

[jinzo64]

ten heads

[BleachBebopAlchemist]

it ate canada

[jinzo64]

for lunch and

[Fishfreeek]

ran away

[Distict5-9]

to the stupid

[BleachBebopAlchemist]

Greeks

[jinzo64]

who are stupid

[Distict5-9]

for they have

[BleachBebopAlchemist]

armless statues and

[synbad2]

got fat eating

[jinzo64]

nothing but grapes

[Fishfreeek]

and mushroom tarts

[nipple]

and hot pockets

[BleachBebopAlchemist]

they blew up

[Fishfreeek]

into swiss cheese

[BleachBebopAlchemist]

and fell on

[synbad2]

a microwave generator

[Evileel]

what have caused

[Fishfreeek]

the big bang

[jinzo64]

theory to collapse

[BleachBebopAlchemist]

and the universe

[Evileel]

was finally free

[BleachBebopAlchemist]

of the evil

[jinzo64]

power of unicron

[synbad2]

to explode

[jinzo64]

and make more

[Fishfreeek]

than one pie

[BleachBebopAlchemist]

that eats
(when will this end)

[Fishfreeek]

smaller pies, like:

[jinzo64]

chicken and musheroom

(this will never end)

[BleachBebopAlchemist]

and steak flavored
(what?)

[Fishfreeek]

ones. One day
(happy XP)

[BleachBebopAlchemist]

a dragon ate
(Not really I just wanted to know cuz it was getting strange.)

[jinzo64]

a dwarf.

(it's not strange this is normal)

[Fishfreeek]

(lol at the short story)
There are lots

[jinzo64]

of jelly beans

[BleachBebopAlchemist]

in the elevator.
(Normal?This!?)

[jinzo64]

candy land

(yes this is normal)

[Fishfreeek]

is full of
(lol'd again)

[BleachBebopAlchemist]

perverted fairies/monsters.
(Wow I should of joined sooner)

[Fishfreeek]

Sometime next thursday

[BleachBebopAlchemist]

Cannibal babies started

[Fishfreeek]

eating vegitables while

[BleachBebopAlchemist]

Raping their toys
(The f*ck?)

[Backmask]

with murdered babies

[Fishfreeek]

made from cups

[Backmask]

of murdered babies

[BleachBebopAlchemist]

and other stuff.

[Distict5-9]

Meanwhile, on a

[BleachBebopAlchemist]

deserted ghost ship

[Kira2521]

haunted by moogles

[BleachBebopAlchemist]

You were fighting

[Kira2521]

a super gigantic

[BleachBebopAlchemist]

lizard that was

[Evileel]

the leader of

[BleachBebopAlchemist]

an evil

[Fishfreeek]

bread stick

[BleachBebopAlchemist]

army thats immortal

[Fishfreeek]

slaves ate bags

[BleachBebopAlchemist]

of garbage.Suddenly






*PAGE GET*

[Fishfreeek]

a sack of

[BleachBebopAlchemist]

blood thirsty monkeys

[Fishfreeek]

fell form underground

[BleachBebopAlchemist]

and opens up

[Fishfreeek]

to not reveal

[BleachBebopAlchemist]

blood thirsty monkeys.
*THE END*

[Fishfreeek]

I ate pie.

[BleachBebopAlchemist]

One day while

[Fishfreeek]

I was flying

[BleachBebopAlchemist]

a magical elf

[Fishfreeek]

that i found

[BleachBebopAlchemist]

asked me

[Fishfreeek]

if trees were

[BleachBebopAlchemist]

lived.She wasn't

[Evileel]

dead, she was

[BleachBebopAlchemist]

very beautiful so

[Fishfreeek]

pigs ate her

[BleachBebopAlchemist]

and i cried

[Fishfreeek]

while backflipping towards

[BleachBebopAlchemist]

her dead body

[Fishfreeek]

which was covered

[BleachBebopAlchemist]

in my tears

[Fishfreeek]

and gummi bears

[Evileel]

were dead too

[Fishfreeek]

cause I ate

[BleachBebopAlchemist]

them all

[Fishfreeek]

while doing pushups

[BleachBebopAlchemist]

with one finger

[Evileel]

inside my

[Fishfreeek]

belly button

[BleachBebopAlchemist]

while it

[Fishfreeek]

was hosting a

[Evileel]

huge colony of

[Fishfreeek]

inflatable dart boards

[BleachBebopAlchemist]

that had

[Fishfreeek]

pet cows

[BleachBebopAlchemist]

that explode when

[Mr. Closter]

you hit

[Fishfreeek]

them with books

[Chewi105]

and candy

[Fishfreeek]

that is white

[Mr. Closter]

and sticky

[Fishfreeek]

although not very

[Chewi105]

nutritional it is

[Mr. Closter]

hard to

[Fishfreeek]

forget the taste

[Evileel]

of good old

[Chewi105]

rotten, stinky, filthy

[Mr. Closter]

banana phones with

[BleachBebopAlchemist]

gym socks

[Evileel]

covered with rice
http://omaemo.dasaku.net/wp-content/uploads/2008/06/happily-add-toppings.gif

[Fishfreeek]

and fresh rocks

[BleachBebopAlchemist]

and mice

[Fishfreeek]

that are fat

[Mr. Closter]

and eat

[BleachBebopAlchemist]

chicken wings like

[Fishfreeek]

most fat people

[Evileel]

used to

[BleachBebopAlchemist]

do. Meanwhile,

[Fishfreeek]

collect eyes

[Evileel]

of fallen

[BleachBebopAlchemist]

guards

[Fishfreeek]

lamps because

[Evileel]

it was essential

[Fishfreeek]

and stuff

[Mr. Closter]

to your plans

[Fishfreeek]

of running a

[Mr. Closter]

Recettear of

[Fishfreeek]

some random town

[BleachBebopAlchemist]

and random orphans.

[Fishfreeek]

A long time

[thedarkmessenger]

ago, there was

[Fishfreeek]

a tiny sky

[BleachBebopAlchemist]

in a galaxy

[Fishfreeek]

made of goats

[Evileel]

and faggots

[jinzo64]

with cheese

[BleachBebopAlchemist]

and soy sauce

[Evileel]

looked like

[jinzo64]

food from france

[Distict5-9]

only without the

[stinkyfranki]

very annoying golden

i was just wondering what had happened to this thread. glad to see it back again!

[jinzo64]

french toast flavour


somtimes it's hard to keep the story strong and interesting

[Distict5-9]

. The problem whith

[Evileel]

lack of fanservice

Yes, we need moar fanservice to keep this story interesting

[Shibbidah]

was very

[Chewi105]

overrated and had

[jinzo64]

been turned off

[Distict5-9]

from many great

[jinzo64]

minds of history

[Evileel]

, because they hated

[jinzo64]

being rick rolled

[stinkyfranki]

and doing barrel

[Evileel]

roll in front

[stinkyfranki]

of the church

[BleachBebopAlchemist]

with their pants

[jinzo64]

over there heads

[Evileel]

, but two policemen

[BleachBebopAlchemist]

pulled out bazookas

[Chewi105]

and shot me

[BleachBebopAlchemist]

while I was

[Evileel]

touching my

[Chewi105]

-self in many

[BleachBebopAlchemist]

ways. One day,

[Kira2521]

a magical sock

[BleachBebopAlchemist]

killed lots of

[Evileel]

huge black

[Kira2521]

spots of dirt

[Evileel]

with its huge

[Chewi105]

drill and its

[jinzo64]

power to peirce

[Chewi105]

the heavens! so

[Evileel]

Kamina have started

[jinzo64]

to visit suzumiya

[Fishfreeek]

after eating all

[Evileel]

Zerg larvae, which

[jinzo64]

tasted like fairy

[Evileel]

queens ****

[Chillpalazzo]

because the jews

[jinzo64]

are racist terrorists

[Kira2521]

that are jewish

[jinzo64]

because they're jewish

[vejtornado]

and not otakus

[animemental1]

who are different

[vejtornado]

from normal otakus

[animemental1]

cause they are

[vejtornado]

silly little boys

[animemental1]

who show off

[jinzo64]

there fake boobs

[Evileel]

to Gendo, who

[jinzo64]

likes to feel

[vejtornado]

them all up

[Fishfreeek]

while eating CORN

[jinzo64]

flakes in milk

[Evileel]

, finally notices that

[jinzo64]

godzilla was invisable

[Evileel]

and was raping

[jinzo64]

kokujou tengen myou

[LurkerSubmarine]

with atomic breath

[jinzo64]

that smells sweet

[synbad2]

as a baby's

[SilentShadow]

atomic breath. Godzilla...

[Bakagami]

then implodes dramatically.

[vejtornado]

into tiny pieces

[animemental1]

that looked like

[vejtornado]

little jelly babies

[animemental1]

and they flew

[vejtornado]

towards the island

[animemental1]

from LOST. Meanwhile,

[vejtornado]

at the legion

[animemental1]

of mother****ers, Dr.

[vejtornado]

fugli is making

[animemental1]

love to a

[vejtornado]

silly little magikharp

[animemental1]

which was really

[vejtornado]

about to evolve

[animemental1]

into Gyrados. Luckily,

[vejtornado]

pikachu was nearby

[animemental1]

and shocked Magikarp

[vejtornado]

into a crispy

[animemental1]

bunch of beer-battered

[vejtornado]

magikharp shaped rings

[animemental1]

of fish. Unfortunately,

[vejtornado]

they were very