[Distict5-9]

the killer in

[Fishfreeek]

the small rock

[Evileel]

was a true

[Distict5-9]

member of the

[Shibbidah]

organization of

[Evileel]

Millennium, which was

[Fishfreeek]

in fact not

[Distict5-9]

such a great

[Evileel]

organization as

[Fishfreeek]

the almighty flying

[Distict5-9]

headquarters of yet

[mattroks101]

Unnamed villains

[Distict5-9]

that were planning

[Evileel]

to take over

[Fishfreeek]

the cheese factory

[Evileel]

by using a

[Distict5-9]

extremely cheesy machine

[jinzo64]

from the future

[Distict5-9]

that could easily

[jinzo64]

form time pockets

[Barty64]

to the 1930's

[jinzo64]

and 1950s france

[Barty64]

the most evil

[jinzo64]

of bread munchers

[Barty64]

back from the

[jinzo64]

the year 2000

[Evileel]

established a new

[Barty64]

world order with

[jinzo64]

haruhi as god

[Barty64]

and kira as

[jinzo64]

god of death

[Barty64]

with this in

[jinzo64]

and his deathnote

[Barty64]

they controlled the

[jinzo64]

world of men

[Evileel]

but luckily

[mattroks101]

our hero

[Chillpalazzo]

whom is now

[Barty64]

on the moon's

[Distict5-9]

Dark side is

[Barty64]

speaking to world

[Evileel]

while his sidekick

[Barty64]

was secretly

[Distict5-9]

grabbing his coffee

[Barty64]

from foxxy love

[mattroks101]

ate a/an

[Evileel]

corn and

[mattroks101]

burped loudly.

[Distict5-9]

Unfortunately, this caused

[Evileel]

a massive

[Distict5-9]

earthquake in the

[mattroks101]

Artic

[flamingbambi]

Polar bears were

[jinzo64]

moved to rio

[mattroks101]

Kansas. Then suddenly

[jinzo64]

they transformed into

[Evileel]

grizzlies with

[jinzo64]

big bear claws

[mattroks101]

and flowers for

[jinzo64]

fur and ears

[mattroks101]

for eyes

[jinzo64]

which could see

[mattroks101]

into the

[jinzo64]

past future

[Barty64]

and futurama

[Evileel]

was banned, because

[Mawelli]

it contained scenes

[mattroks101]

of X rated material.

[Mawelli]

Suddenly a virus

[Evileel]

created by Umbrella

[mattroks101]

swept through

[Mawelli]

the unicorn lands

[Evileel]

thus all the

[mattroks101]

unicorns turned

[Evileel]

into

[Barty64]

an uber magical

[Distict5-9]

double rainbow of

[Barty64]

emoness

[Evileel]

which was so

[Distict5-9]

dark to look

[mattroks101]

at that

[Evileel]

hideous being, which

[jinzo64]

was realy ugly

[Distict5-9]

, not to mention

[Evileel]

his foul habit

[Guthix]

mutated into a

[mattroks101]

large

[Guthix]

squid-like

[Distict5-9]

girl that wanted

[mattroks101]

to fly.

[jinzo64]

then she wanted

[Evileel]

to fly even

[jinzo64]

though she is

[Evileel]

a fat piglet
http://i312.photobucket.com/albums/ll334/xsirhc/kadokawa_booboo_kagaboo10.jpg

[jinzo64]

called konata

[Distict5-9]

that didn't like

[SilentShadow]

flying coach.

[Evileel]

However flying coach

[Kira2521]

didn't like you

[Evileel]

, because

[Kira2521]

I said so

[Evileel]

, not because

[Kira2521]

I said so

[Evileel]

, what barely makes

[Kira2521]

sense unless you're

[Distict5-9]

some kind of

[Evileel]

clown with a

[Distict5-9]

AK-47, with which

[Kira2521]

he used to

[Evileel]

raid

[Distict5-9]

some villages in

[jinzo64]

the middle ages

[Barty64]

continuing through to

[Distict5-9]

a much larger

[Barty64]

and stranger

[Evileel]

settlement, infested by

[Distict5-9]

zombies, which decided

[mattroks101]

to take over

[Guthix]

the 7/11 shop

[Evileel]

, but unfortunately

[jinzo64]

it was closed

[mattroks101]

. Then

[jinzo64]

closed some more

[Barty64]

bus stops

[jinzo64]

and train stations

[mattroks101]

exploded

[Evileel]

because of

[jinzo64]

angery bombermen

[Barty64]

and suicidal

[Evileel]

****s, who were

[Barty64]

clucking everywhere they

[Distict5-9]

could get at

[Barty64]

with hacksaws and

[mattroks101]

killing chicpeas.

[Barty64]

Suddenly, Agumon appeared

[Evileel]

and started to

[mattroks101]

eat gravy from

[Distict5-9]

small paper cups

[Evileel]

until

[mattroks101]

suddenly

[jinzo64]

it exploded

[Fishfreeek]

into 3 pieces

[Evileel]

dyeing walls in

[Fishfreeek]

the colour blue

[mattroks101]

and

[Distict5-9]

bright orange

[thedarkmessenger]

and purple, because

[Distict5-9]

it would have

[thedarkmessenger]

not otherwise been

[jinzo64]

a double rainbow

[mattroks101]

. Then, suddenly

[jinzo64]

a rainbow lepricorn

[Distict5-9]

decided to give

[jinzo64]

money to japan

[mattroks101]

to help

[jinzo64]

with the releif

[Evileel]

all this

[jinzo64]

time we could

[Barty64]

be doing something

[Evileel]

in order to

[jinzo64]

help

[Distict5-9]

, so get your

[mattroks101]

root beer ready

[Evileel]

by

[mattroks101]

2012. Before

[Distict5-9]

that, operation Soaring

[mattroks101]

Fart was in

[Evileel]

progress, while

[jinzo64]

eating sprouts and

[Fishfreeek]

kicking deers

[Evileel]

, however

[Fishfreeek]

cheese is green

[Distict5-9]

(which has little

[Barty64]

consequence on the

[Evileel]

harmony, harmony, oh

[mattroks101]

the humanity of

[Fishfreeek]

everything that is

[Evileel]

related to ponies

[Fishfreeek]

would be awesome

[Distict5-9]

if they all

[bloodlover1987]

kicked a baby

[Distict5-9]

into a golf

[bloodlover1987]

hole filled with

[Distict5-9]

. Meanwhile, in AMV

[mattroks101]

land, people sang

[Evileel]

"always, I wanna

[Fishfreeek]

be with you

[mattroks101]

",then died. Suddenly

[Distict5-9]

a giant Robot

[mattroks101]

exploded violently

[Evileel]

killing every person

[bloodlover1987]

in bikini bottom

[Distict5-9]

around it. The

[Lionforce1337]

jellyfish, full of

[Distict5-9]

water, as all

[Evileel]

the half naked

[Distict5-9]

smurfs are only

[Ruby150]

very slightly burnt

[Distict5-9]

. In other news,

[bloodlover1987]

anime became illegal

[Evileel]

because of smurf

[bloodlover1987]

smurfs smurfing rabbits

[Ruby150]

those damn smurfs

[Distict5-9]

, when will they

[bloodlover1987]

ever die.

[Distict5-9]

Seriously, they really

[Evileel]

smurfing me to

[bloodlover1987]

the candy shop

[Distict5-9]

, I'll let you

[Lionforce1337]

devour my soul.

[Distict5-9]

Maybe later, though

[bloodlover1987]

it sounds nice

[Distict5-9]

at the moment

[Fishfreeek]

soon it will

[Distict5-9]

all come to

[Fishfreeek]

the grand

[jinzo64]

pony festival

[Evileel]

where Princess Celestia

[jinzo64]

sends things to the moon

[Evileel]

where a huge

[Kaiju]

artificial core named

[Karbunos]

LOL Bot

[Distict5-9]

(Huh... This thread's back up again...)

proceeds to incinerate

[LawRayLiet]

old magazines filled with

[Distict5-9]

Bad porn; he

[Evileel]

realizes that yaoi

[Karbunos]

will never be

[SquintyMccheese]

considered sexy to

[Karbunos]

any of his

[jinzo64]

young loli sisters

[Karbunos]

since they like

[jinzo64]

tsuaksa and kagemi

[Evileel]

making out with

[Karbunos]

each other and

[jinzo64]

konata with cornets

[Karbunos]

because it's the

[SquintyMccheese]

most wonderful time

[Distict5-9]

in the history

[SquintyMccheese]

of girl on

[Evileel]

a huge black

[SquintyMccheese]

walrus that's holding

[Evileel]

his huge black

[Karbunos]

twisted ban hammer

[Distict5-9]

, which was rammed

[Evileel]

by a huge

[Karbunos]

silver whale shark

[Distict5-9]

known as The

[Karbunos]

Dark Liberator of

[Distict5-9]

Helpless lolis. He

[jinzo64]

rescued loli's from

[Karbunos]

his girlfriend's vast

[LawRayLiet]

collection of large

[Evileel]

Hadron colliders, which

[jinzo64]

give loli's huge

[Evileel]

headache, because they

[SquintyMccheese]

don't like the

[BladeGraffiti]

penetration of viscous

[Sir Fluffykins]

spider fangs in

[BladeGraffiti]

the flabby abdomen

[Distict5-9]

. Of course, if

[jinzo64]

we did, it

[Distict5-9]

would probably end

[jinzo64]

like dragonball evolution

[Evileel]

and become the

[SuperLoliSentai]

a big old

[Distict5-9]

horny man of

[synbad2]

crazy insane laughter