[Evileel]

and their fangirls

[Artistchan]

and tomato juice

[SquintyMccheese]

in a water baloon

[Evileel]

was flying towards

[Kira2521]

that persons face

[jinzo64]

at light speed

[Evileel]

, but Mikuru have

[jinzo64]

realy cool beams

[Fishfreeek]

that rape kittens

[Shirker]

in grocery stores

[Fishfreeek]

while robbing it

[jinzo64]

kill cheese pandas

[Fishfreeek]

that are prenant

[jinzo64]

with man boobs

[Evileel]

which looked like

[Xalorith]

a piece of

[Fishfreeek]

rock lee

[Evileel]

in a swimsuit

[Fishfreeek]

that was pink

[jinzo64]

like a jigglypuff

[Evileel]

and fat like

[jinzo64]

a man in a boat

[Fishfreeek]

wearing a pie

[Shirker]

-crust shaped hat

[Evileel]

which was half

[Fishfreeek]

orange half wall

[Evileel]

with huge hole

[Fishfreeek]

-s coming out of

[Kira2521]

his left foot

[Fishfreeek]

that smelt like

[jinzo64]

cake that lies

[Evileel]

and makes strange

[jinzo64]

goblin like sounds

[Fishfreeek]

when it eats

[Evileel]

brains of fallen

[Fishfreeek]

brainless zombies

[Shirker]

from Arkansas

[jinzo64]

in north koria

[Fishfreeek]

that tasted black

[Shirker]

from flamethrower exposure

[Fishfreeek]

and rasins

[jinzo64]

with nuts

[Shirker]

freeze dried with

[Fishfreeek]

yellow and dark

[Shirker]

dehydration mechanisms created

[Fishfreeek]

by licking walls

[Shirker]

for 6 days

[jinzo64]

covered in spikes

[Fishfreeek]

that are rusty

[Shirker]

from staying in

[jinzo64]

and posinous

[Fishfreeek]

from all the
(lol jinzo, post faster XP)

[Shirker]

sulfuric compounds

[Fishfreeek]

that smelt gray

[jinzo64]

like earl tea

[Shirker]

,except worse, because

[Fishfreeek]

it was in

[jinzo64]

the deathstar

[Shirker]

's additional pylons

[jinzo64]

made from marshmellow

[Fishfreeek]

and rye bread

[jinzo64]

with cream cheese

[Evileel]

made by Chuck

[Kira2521]

Daniels and Mr

[jinzo64]

A from russia

[Evileel]

with Mr.B from

[jinzo64]

the town of dalton

[Nnylad]

soon an unknown

[jinzo64]

force approced

[Nnylad]

it demanded that

[jinzo64]

we give it

[Evileel]

- his Mojo, back

[Shirker]

, "baby", because he

[Evileel]

feels less manly

[jinzo64]

than a gay

[Shirker]

ventriloquist on Mondays

[jinzo64]

but mime on

[Evileel]

the bike got

[Kira2521]

raped by a

[Backmask]

furious furry and

[Fishfreeek]

toasted kittens

[jinzo64]

with marmite toast

[Kira2521]

and fried bob

[Evileel]

started jumping on

[Fishfreeek]

the flying pussyfoot

[Kira2521]

all the way

[stinkyfranki]

home back to

[Kira2521]

Mordor after they

[stinkyfranki]

ate cheese cake

[Kira2521]

with whipped cream.

[stinkyfranki]

Jesus likes to

[Fishfreeek]

eat small buildings

[Evileel]

, but can't stand

[Fishfreeek]

walking on his

[stinkyfranki]

giant underground pool

[Evileel]

infested with giant

[thedarkmessenger]

piranhas and dragons.

[jinzo64]

where gnomes fish

[thedarkmessenger]

and pixies dance.

[jinzo64]

with fairies

[thedarkmessenger]

and elves and

[jinzo64]

sexy elve girls

[thedarkmessenger]

as well as

[jinzo64]

mermaids and goldfish

[thedarkmessenger]

they all went

[jinzo64]

to hatters party

[thedarkmessenger]

and ate some

[jinzo64]

lieing cakes

[Evileel]

which were lying

[jinzo64]

in jelly

[thedarkmessenger]

and mustard

[jinzo64]

with little bits

[thedarkmessenger]

and pieces of

[Evileel]

monkey brains which

[jinzo64]

make you clever

[thedarkmessenger]

and really

[jinzo64]

good at maths

[thedarkmessenger]

but not good

[jinzo64]

enoguh for goats

[thedarkmessenger]

because goats suck :p

[jinzo64]

the cows udder

[thedarkmessenger]

and also my

[jinzo64]

momas nipple

[thedarkmessenger]

and so

[jinzo64]

the story continued

[thedarkmessenger]

as the gang

[Backmask]

of naked assassins

[thedarkmessenger]

went to

[jinzo64]

to the kitchen

[thedarkmessenger]

and noticed that

[jinzo64]

opal fruits are

[thedarkmessenger]

actually quite

[jinzo64]

fruity with taste

[thedarkmessenger]

and also are

[Backmask]

angry hippopotami that

[thedarkmessenger]

really need to

[jinzo64]

eat chocolate cake

[thedarkmessenger]

so that they

[jinzo64]

can be lies

[thedarkmessenger]

lies of JUSTICE!!!

[jinzo64]

league of america

[thedarkmessenger]

has nothing on

[jinzo64]

at the moment

[thedarkmessenger]

which means they're

[jinzo64]

being payed for

[thedarkmessenger]

being naked on

[jinzo64]

national t.v

[thedarkmessenger]

it's okay, because

[jinzo64]

there superheroes

[Nnylad]

who can

[Shirker]

materialized black bars

[Backmask]

that kill ninjas

[Evileel]

with their

[Fishfreeek]

awesome banana powers

[jinzo64]

from planet banana

[folio77]

which was

[jinzo64]

green with ripeness

[stinkyfranki]

and smelled of

[jinzo64]

grapes and diamonds

[folio77]

Worth

[jinzo64]

zillions of zeny

[Evileel]

, what made them

[jinzo64]

turn in snobs

[Distict5-9]

that lead to

[jinzo64]

nothing but trouble

[/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/]

for a random

[Evileel]

alien invasion which

[/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/]

then decided to

[Mawelli]

use a fork

(I can't believe this is still running, haha omfg)

[nipple]

to shove it

HOLY **** Mewelli!

[Mawelli]

in the pie.

hahaha god damnit feels nostalgic to come visit this place. I suddenly thought of Hell and decided to visit, lets see if I'll start coming here more often again

[nipple]

The pie then

Nice, you have a hell lot of work to compile the story now though, don't you? =P

[Mawelli]

used its pineapple

I do, I have half of the second story to compile, and now this, ahhh ****

[stinkyfranki]

to transform the

[Evileel]

Optimus Prime into

[Mawelli]

a sushi bar

[stinkyfranki]

and that day

[Evileel]

the gates of

[Distict5-9]

Heaven

[Mawelli]

exposed the true

[Evileel]

face of its

[jinzo64]

mighty overlord

[nipple]

and then Jesus

[jinzo64]

walked on water

[Evileel]

but have accidentally

[jinzo64]

turned it to wine

[Fishfreeek]

while chewing a

[Evileel]

tyre made from

[jinzo64]

stick of gum

[Fishfreeek]

that was also

[jinzo64]

like choclate

[Evileel]

and according to

[Fishfreeek]

the law; it

[stinkyfranki]

was not aloud

[Evileel]

to walk on

[Backmask]

fat babies without

[nipple]

a proper hat.

[Kira2521]

Meanwhile, deep in

[nipple]

the Pikachu's vagina

[Kira2521]

, the Legion of

[Distict5-9]

Otakus planned to

[stinkyfranki]

get the place


a proper hat.
Lol!

[Kira2521]

at Youmacon 2010

[stinkyfranki]

destroyed after they

[Distict5-9]

managed to

[Mawelli]

trick the guard

[nipple]

into playing twister

[Backmask]

without any milk

[Fishfreeek]

instead of just

[stinkyfranki]

with milk, ya'know!

[Evileel]

- shouted Pikachu after

http://jetlogs.org/wp-content/uploads/2007/10/wtf_pikachu.png

[XelaisPWN]

making love to

[Fishfreeek]

a pet gorilla

[jinzo64]

to make gorillchu

[Distict5-9]

and then use it to

[Pain]

dive with train and then

[Shirker]

crash it into

(only three words allowed, mcdgt)

[jinzo64]

the yellow submarine

[Distict5-9]

where it

[jinzo64]

sink in darkness

[Barty64]

of earth deepest

[jinzo64]

underwater canyons where

[Shirker]

turquoise elephants reside

off topic
@Barty64: As one of the few competent Sonic fans out there, let me just say that I wanna make sweet love to your sig.

[jinzo64]

with pink hippos

[Evileel]

who were all

[jinzo64]

friends with benefits

[Shirker]

and embarrassingly drunk

[jinzo64]

and realy high

[nipple]

on catnip. Though

[jinzo64]

it tasted like

[nipple]

bacon lube, they

[jinzo64]

still enjoyed it

[nipple]

after throwing up

[jinzo64]

in the sky

[nipple]

, which looked like

[Evileel]

green Elvis with

[jinzo64]

an awsome guiter

[stinkyfranki]

and strumming furiously

[Evileel]

to summon the

[jinzo64]

ultra mega chicken

[Distict5-9]

from Hell, so

[Evileel]

he was unbelievably

[XelaisPWN]

angry to see

[jinzo64]

the demon king

[Evileel]

totally naked and

[Distict5-9]

with a few

[Shirker]

derogatory tattoes

[Evileel]

which were offensive

[Shirker]

and colored bright

[XelaisPWN]

much like the

[Evileel]

balls of the

[jinzo64]

evil christmas tree

[Evileel]

lord who was

[jinzo64]

very spikey

[XelaisPWN]

with his large

[Evileel]

and smelly

[stinkyfranki]

giant christmas ornaments

[nipple]

of loli incest.

[Evileel]

Luckily Pedro Pedrasijus

[Distict5-9]

decided to

[nipple]

change the name

*edit*
ninja'd >:/

also, 5-9, use THREE words pleeze

[Distict5-9]

Sure thing!

of his own

[Riaki]

to bob frank

[Evileel]

, but SpongeBob SquarePants

[Riaki]

did not like

[Kira2521]

yelled out "Surprise

[Riaki]

and exploded suddenly

[SquintyMccheese]

into another explosion

[Riaki]

that had sex

[Evileel]

change operation, unfortunately

[Riaki]

that must suck

[Mawelli]

balls, since the

[Riaki]

priest was very

[Evileel]

busy with

[Riaki]

His sexual orgy

[stinkyfranki]

and eyeing up

[Evileel]

a flat chested

[stinkyfranki]

evileel who wouldn't

[Riaki]

give her his

[Evileel]

last corn, because

[Riaki]

she was horny

[SquintyMccheese]

for his corny

[jinzo64]

flakes of corn

[nipple]

. "RUN, BITCH!" - yelled

[jinzo64]

the fullmetal alchemist

[nipple]

at shamwow guy

[jinzo64]

who turned around

[Distict5-9]

to see who

[Fishfreeek]

wasn't following them

[Evileel]

and they saw

[Riaki]

chuck norrise with

[stinkyfranki]

the Slap Chop

[Riaki]

guy fapping away

[stinkyfranki]

his troubles to

[Riaki]

the music of

[stinkyfranki]

miley cyrus and

[Riaki]

justin bieber who

[nipple]

just got hit

[Riaki]

by a giant

[Evileel]

octopus ready to