[jinzo64]

moltres turned up

[sakurafan1994]

it got mad

[Evileel]

form of James

http://i141.photobucket.com/albums/r52/Digigirl10/PM159_firekojiro_6.jpg

[Fishfreeek]

and I said

[sakurafan1994]

"That is awesome!"

[Evileel]

but one guy

[sakurafan1994]

thought it was

[jinzo64]

fake and gay

[e1fen1ied]

so he fired

[sakurafan1994]

A kitten missile

[Backmask]

from his testicle

[sakurafan1994]

which could breathe

[Chillpalazzo]

super gay fire

[Backmask]

, also called flamers,

[Fishfreeek]

but it was

[Evileel]

actually gay robots

[Kira2521]

and lesbian mice

[Evileel]

powered by artificial

[Kira2521]

genetic energy balls

[sakurafan1994]

which could also

[jinzo64]

be eaten

[Nnylad]

but if you

[Evileel]

will save the

[Fishfreeek]

giant cookies from

[Evileel]

extinction caused by

[Fishfreeek]

hungry hungry hippos

[jinzo64]

and cookie monster

[Nnylad]

then god will

[jinzo64]

cry until tomorrow

[Nnylad]

Soon after, he

[jinzo64]

was a women

[Nnylad]

who then decreed

[jinzo64]

let them eat cake

[Nnylad]

we did not

[jinzo64]

like cake

[XxFabiGBxX]

no like cookies

[jinzo64]

but like chocolate

[Evileel]

, but unfortunately he

[Kira2521]

looked like Dorito's

[Fishfreeek]

main crisp factory

[Evileel]

during gay parade

[zanemalindeal]

Next to Micheal Jackson

[Backmask]

, too soon man,

[zanemalindeal]

( no such thing. Let the child molesting bastard rot in hell)

and his victim

[Backmask]

He was proven innocent, where's your "God" now!

, who was zanemalindeal,

[zanemalindeal]

(Bought off the judge. Not proven innocent)

with an AK 47

[Fishfreeek]

made from milk

[Backmask]

It was never proven that he was a child molester, and the theory of him "buying off" the judge is shared by only a few uninformed red necks.

[zanemalindeal]

if by few uniformed red necks you mean 90% of the U.S. then yeah.


and acid

[Backmask]

You obviously don't understand what your talking about. Not many people ever believed Michael Jackson was a child molester, as most hopped onto the bandwagon of "Michael Jackson was accused of it, therefore he did it", which was shared by uninformed red necks, and most of America was saddened by his passing.

[zanemalindeal]

I know perfectly well what i'm talking about. Some people who liked his music despite his being a child molester were indeed saddened by his death, but that doesn't mean they don't also believe he was a child molester. I personally have hated him and his music since he split from the Jackson 5. And i personally want to shake the hand of the doctor that killed him. But, thats me.

[Backmask]

You want to shake the hand of a murderer, even though he is a sinner in your religion.

[zanemalindeal]

One i never claimed to be strictly Christian. One can believe in something yet not follow the rules of the faith.

[zanemalindeal]

Sorry about the double post, but i must apologize to those who are attempting to keep this story going. The last 3 were

with an AK47
made from milk
and acid

[Backmask]

That's beside the point, murder is murder, with no exceptions, and murder is a sin, with no exceptions.

[Evileel]

- said children molester

[zanemalindeal]

falls over dead

[sakurafan1994]

if by few uniformed red necks you mean 90% of the U.S. then yeah.


and acid

(first of all, 90% of the US is completely retarded and believe the sh*t they hear. It was also proven that the boy the Jackson supposedly molested was from a family of con-artists who'd have done that sort of thing previously. And besides all a child has to do is say "this man touched me" and hes automatically called a child molester without any proof of it. And even if you didnt like the guy for it, he didnt deserve to die. He was the KING OF POP, he's one of the reasons music is the way it is right now. Sure there are some people who do deserve to die but someone who was merely accused of molesting a child does not deserve it)

but then he

[zanemalindeal]

(It wasnt just one acusation. and he has nothing to do with how music is today. Ozzy mabe, despite my hate of that person too,)

spontaneously combusts

[sakurafan1994]

(It wasnt just one acusation. and he has nothing to do with how music is today. Ozzy mabe, despite my hate of that person too,)

spontaneously combusts

(Ozzy has had almost nothing to do with music today.He has influence over a very small part of the industry. And again, Jackson was the KING OF POP, hes the reason why pop was and still is popular to listen to. and besides even if there were more than one accusation there was no proof of it. Also again just because someone is accused of something doesn't mean they did it. If all people did what they were accused of we'd have a world full of criminals. Also if so many people believed he was a child molester why would his concert tickets all over the world sold out hm?)

into a bucket

[zanemalindeal]

(They didn't sell out here. And just cause you're given the title "the king of pop" by fans doesn't mean you have Any influence on current artists, who are current music, where as if you actually listen to interviews of current artists theres still a really good chance they'll list Ozzy as their inspiration.)

which exploded

[sakurafan1994]

(Yeah if you watch only interviews with screamo music. And as you said the title was given by fans. But there are many people who were not fans of him still called him by that title. And Jackson still had and still does a HUGE influence on current artists. I may seem like it but im not a big fan of Jackson, I like only about 4 of his songs but It pisses me off when I see some idiot shooting their mouth off about a truly great man. And the tickets did totally sell out here. Before he died, a good chunk of people near where I live and bought those tickets and were talking about how they were waiting forever to get the tickets because of the huge line. So instead of ignoring the facts, try thinking about it. And what happened to respecting the dead?)

into a new

[zanemalindeal]

(I HATE screamo for one thing. For another I've looked into the popular artists of today, that aren't screamo or country, and not a one that i've heard of give MJ any credit at all as an influence. As for selling out. i didn't say there weren't long lines, but i remember an article that said he didn't sell out here in the US. It may have missed a few, but he really wasn't that big here. And i only respect the dead that deserved respect in life. ie. Fara Foscet [sp]. She died the same day as that scum and she got no attention at all.)

penis so small

[Chillpalazzo]

(We have a random chat thread for this...)

that it was

[zanemalindeal]

smaller than a

[sakurafan1994]

(he DID deserve respect in life. And yes Fara Foscet did get over lapped because she died the same day, but if you ask a random person whose name they recognize more MJ or Fara and you know what name you would get? MJ. And just because they didnt give him any credit doesnt mean he couldnt have been an inspiration. And since you said earlier that he deserved to die, who made you judge, jury and executioner? If people killed other people simply because the deserved to die again, a world full of criminals. And after all this that I've said you still believe he was a child molester listen to this. MJ had tons and tons of children in his house before that. And if he really was the big, bad molester how come when one of those children come out and said that he touched him the rest didnt? When there are cases like these that involve multiple children being in the same vicinity there is more than one case that the same time. And its proven that if one person comes out and says that they have been sexually assaulted by a person that other victims would also speak out. So why didnt the other children? And on a side note it really was not a good idea to speak of something or some one in a PUBLIC forum, where some one could very easily gotten offended by it was clearly not a very bright idea. So i believe that we should stop this senseless argument and and keep certain beliefs to ourselves and go back and enjoy this forum)

bucket full of

[Backmask]

( Parenthesis are cool.)

rage and a

[sakurafan1994]

( yes they are xP)

bushel of apples

[Shirker]

(What the hell just happened...?)

clearly over-ripened. On

[zanemalindeal]

a side note

[Shirker]

, the average household

[Backmask]

stole my bike

[zanemalindeal]

and 20 gallons

[Shirker]

of maple syrup

[sakurafan1994]

which made no

[zanemalindeal]

pancakes happy, but

[Shirker]

subsequently, waffles were

[zanemalindeal]

happy with butter

[Shirker]

to bathe in

[zanemalindeal]

and soak in

[Shirker]

while sensually

[zanemalindeal]

Playing with each-other

[Shirker]

to music by

[zanemalindeal]

their favorite orchestra

[BladeGraffiti]

which sounded like

[Evileel]

powerful farting from

[jinzo64]

gasteric elephants

[BladeGraffiti]

coming from deep

[Evileel]

and smelly anus

[Kira2521]

of Micheal Moore

[Shirker]

's mom (Oh!)

[jinzo64]

who is dead

[sakurafan1994]

but will come

[BladeGraffiti]

in the dead

[jinzo64]

of the night

[Kira2521]

to bear witness

[zanemalindeal]

to shimmering light

[Kira2521]

from my anus

[Evileel]

which had a

[Kira2521]

secret pass code

[jinzo64]

of over 9000

[Kira2521]

numbers in total

[Evileel]

which all were

[jinzo64]

the number 9

[sakurafan1994]

which made no

[Evileel]

sense, but was

[jinzo64]

realy long

[sakurafan1994]

and really hard

[ThePsychoGamer]

It probed the

[sakurafan1994]

turtle's butt with

[Backmask]

a box of

[Evileel]

liquid plutonium which

[jinzo64]

is very tasty

[Kira2521]

and very refreshing

[jinzo64]

for a while

[Kira2521]

until the moon

[Evileel]

becomes full and

[Kira2521]

I change to

[jinzo64]

sonic the werehog

[Kira2521]

and hunt for

[jinzo64]

gummy bears

[Kira2521]

my arch enemies

[Fishfreeek]

and kind people

[Kira2521]

but complete assholes

[Fishfreeek]

were running past

[Evileel]

me, so I

[Kira2521]

got my shotgun

[Fishfreeek]

and ate it

[jinzo64]

with fries

[Evileel]

made by Ronald

[jinzo64]

on his farm

[Fishfreeek]

that was not

[Shirker]

particularly healthy or

[Evileel]

worth to eat

[Fishfreeek]

because there is

[jinzo64]

no taste

[Evileel]

just overwhelming pain

[jinzo64]

from naruto

[Shirker]

-like heymakers

[jinzo64]

more like ninjas

[Fishfreeek]

, not pirates

[jinzo64]

from onepeice

[Evileel]

, they looked exactly

[Fishfreeek]

like that one

[Evileel]

headless zombie, who

[Fishfreeek]

ate pie not

[Evileel]

brains, because he

[zanemalindeal]

got hit by

[jinzo64]

the bullet train

[zanemalindeal]

and their mom's

[jinzo64]

rusty old car

[zanemalindeal]

with sharp edges

[Shirker]

that sever adamantium

[zanemalindeal]

and electrocute the

[Fishfreeek]

tasty coffin monster

[Shirker]

of Southeast Africa

[zanemalindeal]

as it shouts

[Fishfreeek]

"hear me my

[zanemalindeal]

love south africa

[jinzo64]

and come here

[zanemalindeal]

to daddy

[Evileel]

to celebrate the

[jinzo64]

day of your birth

[Shirker]

of spaghetti

(That's right, I went meme on ya'll asses)

[zanemalindeal]

and meat balls

[Fishfreeek]

that dont grow

[zanemalindeal]

on a tree

[Fishfreeek]

because that tree

[Shirker]

had diabeetus

(More memes! I'm on FIRE!)

[jinzo64]

and no branches

[Fishfreeek]

on it. Once

[zanemalindeal]

they had burned

[Fishfreeek]

all the people

[Evileel]

started running towards

[Fishfreeek]

the chocolat flavored

[jinzo64]

floating baby head

[Fishfreeek]

that looked like

[jinzo64]

jizo bankai form

[Fishfreeek]

that totally failed

[jinzo64]

at life

[Fishfreeek]

because of all

[jinzo64]

the jellied eel

[Fishfreeek]

that fell from

[jinzo64]

the skies pie

[Evileel]

into the

[jinzo64]

ocean of love

[Backmask]

, which killed the

[Kajimura]

stupid slut

[sakurafan1994]

with the big

[Evileel]

bulging boobs and

[Fishfreeek]

half-dead eyelashes

[jinzo64]

it was scary

[Evileel]

because she had

[Fishfreeek]

a big lolipop

[Kira2521]

right up her

[Evileel]

leather mini skirt

[Kira2521]

which we all

[Chillpalazzo]

wanted to have

[Fishfreeek]

while eating keys

[Evileel]

made of pure

[Fishfreeek]

plastic. Suddendly a

[Kira2521]

Godzilla look-a-like suddenly

[Evileel]

invaded Poland and

[Artistchan]

roared out loud

[Evileel]

-"Im a big

[jinzo64]

snowman from france

[Artistchan]

and i was made by

[jinzo64]

a freaky alien genotype

[Artistchan]

suddenly, while the godzilla look a like was roaring a

[jinzo64]

L block attacked

[Backmask]

, thus causing Jesus

[jinzo64]

to be reborn

[Evileel]

and clean my

[Backmask]

favorite anime toy

[jinzo64]

with cotton wool

[Artistchan]

socks that

[Evileel]

smelled just like

[Kira2521]

a flower bed

[Artistchan]

of roses

[Kira2521]

and ant hills

[Evileel]

ready to kill

[Kira2521]

Stephen Speilberg and

[Artistchan]

his wife because

[Kira2521]

they stole their

[Evileel]

detachable penis which

[Kira2521]

they sold on

[Artistchan]

ebay for

[Evileel]

food, but unfortunately

[Artistchan]

somewhere in england

[Backmask]

a Canadian killed

[BladeGraffiti]

the russian ambassador

[jinzo64]

with a pretzill

[BladeGraffiti]

full of plasma

[Evileel]

made from magical

[BladeGraffiti]

multicolored light bulbs

[Kira2521]

made of jelly

[Evileel]

popsicles which tasted

[Artistchan]

like cheese

[jinzo64]

and ham pizza

[Evileel]

with blood of

[Kira2521]

rats and germans

[jinzo64]

from soviet russia

[Kira2521]

and New York

[jinzo64]

possibly tokyo university

[Kira2521]

or your house

[Evileel]

would be suitable

[Kira2521]

for my army

[jinzo64]

of otaku slaves

[Evileel]

trained to

[Artistchan]

sing the pokemon rap

[jinzo64]

and look like konata

[Evileel]

except for

[jinzo64]

konata herself

[Kira2521]

who was in

[Evileel]

deep depression, because
http://i36.tinypic.com/6p3g5t.jpg

[Kira2521]

Haruhi stole her

[jinzo64]

and touched her up

[Kira2521]

while raping Mikuru

[jinzo64]

in an awsome threesome

[Kira2521]

in the school

[jinzo64]

during sex ed

[Kira2521]

with **** Bear

[jinzo64]

as the teacher

[Kira2521]

, Sexual Harrasment Panda

[jinzo64]

assistant teacher

[Kira2521]

and Rape Horse

[jinzo64]

class pet

[Kira2521]

sits at the

[jinzo64]

corner of the room

[Kira2521]

with his hentai

[jinzo64]

book collection

[Evileel]

and tear Mikuru's

[Kira2521]

underwear right off

[Evileel]

Haruhi's hands, unfortunately

[jinzo64]

got stuck

[Artistchan]

in the cups of mikiru's bra

[Evileel]

, so Rape Horse

[Fishfreeek]

ran quickly to

[jinzo64]

rape the situation

[Evileel]

, but Haruhi was

[Fishfreeek]

busy eating a

[jinzo64]

finely combed beaver

[Fishfreeek]

that had just

[Evileel]

hatched from his

[Fishfreeek]

red car

[Artistchan]

in vegas

[Evileel]

located in the

[jinzo64]

south of france

[Artistchan]

under the

[Fishfreeek]

empire state building

[jinzo64]

in new york

[Fishfreeek]

that was away

[Evileel]

from Osama's bin Laden's

[Fishfreeek]

new face

[jinzo64]

made from lego

[Fishfreeek]

that was blue

[Evileel]

and sparkling

[Fishfreeek]

because of all

[Kira2521]

gayness of Twilight

[jinzo64]

with vampires