[Fishfreeek]

moaning at prices

[jinzo64]

of 4g xbox's

[Evileel]

and refusing to

[Fishfreeek]

eat them

[jinzo64]

with fries

[Chillpalazzo]

because they tasted

[Fishfreeek]

like wallpaper

[jinzo64]

paste from wallmart

[Fishfreeek]

which is horrid

[Evileel]

from outside, but

[Fishfreeek]

milky inside

[jinzo64]

with creamy goodness

[Evileel]

coated with sweet

[nipple]

marshmallow explosions, causing

[Backmask]

the end of

[nipple]

Santa Barbara. It

[Evileel]

was awesome and

[Shirker]

somewhat arousing when

[Backmask]

John Madden died

[Shirker]

from eating fried

[Evileel]

KFC chicken stuffed

[Shirker]

with chocolate flavored

[Chillpalazzo]

baby seal faces

[Evileel]

, so their mothers

[jinzo64]

cried blood tears

[Backmask]

, then the ninjas

[Evileel]

took their corns

[jinzo64]

and made cornflakes

[Shirker]

, but didn't expect

[jinzo64]

a free toy

[Shirker]

to appeal to

[Backmask]

attack them with

[jinzo64]

a falcon pwnch

[Evileel]

and then burn

[jinzo64]

with ryujin jakka

[Goldenwitch]

and his sexy

[jinzo64]

braided beard

[TheRealSpaceCowboy]

caught fire

[Goldenwitch]

by putting it

[jinzo64]

in petrol

[Backmask]

flavored syrup that

[Evileel]

had the ability

[Leef]

to change sugar

[Backmask]

into rabbits in

[jinzo64]

1 second flat

[BladeGraffiti]

using black magic

[Evileel]

learned from the

[jinzo64]

thousand master

[Chillpalazzo]

Jackie Chan

[jinzo64]

who was mystic

[Goldenwitch]

Petes father when

[jinzo64]

the phone rang

[Backmask]

and Jesus danced

[Goldenwitch]

the can can

[Fishfreeek]

while eating

[Evileel]

your own made

[Fishfreeek]

flying circus

[Backmask]

without mayonnaise, then

[Fishfreeek]

a huge pillow

[BladeGraffiti]

in your ass

[Evileel]

started to grow

[jinzo64]

realy big

[Shirker]

until it eventually

[jinzo64]

turned into godzilla

[Shirker]

, killing you and

[jinzo64]

fighting king kong

[Fishfreeek]

to the death

[Evileel]

with his shiny

[Fishfreeek]

piece of coal

[jinzo64]

from santa

[Evileel]

who was drunk

[Backmask]

and oddly sexy

[XxFabiGBxX]

decided to ****...

[Backmask]

my pet loli

[BladeGraffiti]

anally within the

[Evileel]

Billy Mays lubricant

[Fishfreeek]

that tasted of

[Kira2521]

yo Mama's cleavage

[Evileel]

which was so

[jinzo64]

not right

[Fishfreeek]

because I said

[e1fen1ied]

dam you crazy

[Evileel]

maniac with huge

[Fishfreeek]

arms, why wont

[jinzo64]

you eat bananas

[Fishfreeek]

with the mouths

[jinzo64]

of sea slugs

[Fishfreeek]

that cant even

[jinzo64]

eat sea cucumbers

[Evileel]

wrapped into spicy

[Fishfreeek]

because they want

[jinzo64]

to tesco

[Evileel]

to buy some

[jinzo64]

turnip soup

[BladeGraffiti]

that tasted horrifically

[Evileel]

because of its

[jinzo64]

kidney sprouts

[Evileel]

which was sprouting

[BladeGraffiti]

inside of your

[Evileel]

vagina, tearing out

[BladeGraffiti]

the artificial balls

[jinzo64]

of chocolate saltyness

[Evileel]

so striking that

[BladeGraffiti]

penguins run to

[jinzo64]

get a lick

[BladeGraffiti]

but instead get

[jinzo64]

face palmed

[BladeGraffiti]

using giant mace
http://www.toledosword.com/im/GRM15STS_h.jpg

[jinzo64]

from outer space

[BladeGraffiti]

that uses spiral

[jinzo64]

kinetic energy

[BladeGraffiti]

to get really

[jinzo64]

high dark energy

[BladeGraffiti]

causing the midgets

[jinzo64]

to become barty64

[BladeGraffiti]

thus confusing thousands

[jinzo64]

of midget wifes

[BladeGraffiti]

until the government

[jinzo64]

stepped on them

[BladeGraffiti]

making elves dominant

[jinzo64]

species of middle earth

[BladeGraffiti]

unleashing the fetish

[jinzo64]

of hentia

[BladeGraffiti]

making the masses

[jinzo64]

riot in osaka

[Kira2521]

. I was there

[Evileel]

- in the middle

[Fishfreeek]

of the toxic

[Kira2521]

lesbian mutant army

[Evileel]

armed with gigantic

[Fishfreeek]

vegetables and

[Kira2521]

nuclear super soakers

[Fishfreeek]

that diddnt conduct

[SquintyMccheese]

your mom's dirty

[Evileel]

perverted lover, who

[Fishfreeek]

ate jelly for

[jinzo64]

science and love

[Backmask]

of crime, but

[Evileel]

unexpectedly forgot to

[Backmask]

kill their puppies

[jinzo64]

with microwave ovens

[BladeGraffiti]

powere by mega

[Evileel]

sega drive 2

[jinzo64]

or xbox 360

[BladeGraffiti]

except red ring

[jinzo64]

of death happend

[BladeGraffiti]

pissing of the

[Backmask]

entire Wii community

[BladeGraffiti]

and inciting massive

[jinzo64]

god hating wars

[BladeGraffiti]

using tit lazars

[jinzo64]

to make smores

[BladeGraffiti]

but were burnt

[Evileel]

to death by

[Fishfreeek]

a water pistol

[Backmask]

that shoots kittens

[Kelevra]

with super hearing

[Backmask]

and MIND BULLETS

[jinzo64]

thats telekinesis kyle

[Kira2521]

to jump on

[Evileel]

time warp and

[Kira2521]

die from aids

[Fishfreeek]

which is ironic

[jinzo64]

as he made aids

[Evileel]

by licking

[e1fen1ied]

every anime character

[jinzo64]

felt rangiku's breasts

[Kajimura]

more than once

[Evileel]

to summon the

[Kajimura]

Gates of Hell

[Kira2521]

so we all

[Evileel]

will be dining

[Backmask]

with Musta-Krakish

[jinzo64]

and dabura

[Kira2521]

at my fortress

[Evileel]

located in the

[Backmask]

McDonald's bathroom, while

[jinzo64]

watching people pee

[Evileel]

and delivering them

[Fishfreeek]

to the shop

[Kira2521]

to buy chocolate

[Evileel]

with nuts, but

[Kira2521]

they weren't food

[Fishfreeek]

or even remotly

[jinzo64]

related to food

[Fishfreeek]

because it was

[jinzo64]

kryptonite from japan

[Fishfreeek]

that happens to

[Evileel]

be made in

[jinzo64]

china

[Evileel]

,yes - China

[Fishfreeek]

which makes everything

[jinzo64]

including fake bankia

[Evileel]

and plastic fish

[Fishfreeek]

that taste like

[Evileel]

rubber fish

[Fishfreeek]

because of all

[Evileel]

the pirates around

[Kira2521]

my f*cking car

[Nnylad]

were selling timeshares

[jinzo64]

in africa

[Evileel]

where African children

[Nnylad]

break-danced for nickels

[Fishfreeek]

that they dont

[jinzo64]

dance for free

[Evileel]

so they request

[Kira2521]

"Baby Got Back"

[Evileel]

, but Obama said

[Kira2521]

"no we can't"

[jinzo64]

do that popo

[Evileel]

, but fortunately we

[jinzo64]

gave him pie

[Fishfreeek]

filled with anger

[jinzo64]

and hate

[Fishfreeek]

that burned through

[Evileel]

the gates of

[Fishfreeek]

my front garden

[jinzo64]

and front door

[Fishfreeek]

right into my

[Evileel]

right hand

[jinzo64]

widescreen H.D T.V

[Fishfreeek]

that was just

[jinzo64]

totaly awsome

[Fishfreeek]

-ly craptastic

[jinzo64]

like big brother

[Fishfreeek]

and many other

[jinzo64]

**** reality shows

[Fishfreeek]

that bore me

[jinzo64]

to tears

[Fishfreeek]

. All of

[jinzo64]

my friends are

[Fishfreeek]

eating cookies

[jinzo64]

so wheres mine

[Fishfreeek]

i said, while

[jinzo64]

crying over milk

[Evileel]

of psychedelic lamas


http://i38.tinypic.com/c6cdf.jpghttp://www.sysrealm.com/Pictures/laughing%20lama.gif

[Fishfreeek]

that diddnt satasify

[jinzo64]

my cookie lust

[Fishfreeek]

although it was

[jinzo64]

very nice

[Fishfreeek]

and creamy

[jinzo64]

white salmon sauce

[Fishfreeek]

that is cold

[jinzo64]

when hot

[Fishfreeek]

even if its

[jinzo64]

at sub zero

[Evileel]

coz it actually

[jinzo64]

magical

[Evileel]

loli with

[jinzo64]

magic mage powers

[Fishfreeek]

that totally fail

[Evileel]

because of one

[Fishfreeek]

tiny mistake that

[Nnylad]

sets fire to

[Nue]

the whole town

[Backmask]

, but the clowns

[Nnylad]

had planned to

[jinzo64]

do a circus

[Evileel]

during the

[jinzo64]

summer soltice

[Fishfreeek]

while enjoying the

[Kira2521]

pattycake championship final

[Evileel]

which was

[jinzo64]

won by nappa

[BladeGraffiti]

but lost by

[Evileel]

Zombie Jesus, because

[BladeGraffiti]

that is how

[jinzo64]

the world works

[Kira2521]

in Soviet Russia

[jinzo64]

and the u.k

[Kira2521]

where i live

[jinzo64]

as do I

[Kira2521]

and that guy

[Fishfreeek]

from accross the road

[Evileel]

who's name was

[jinzo64]

richie mcrich

[Kira2521]

gave me moniez

[Fishfreeek]

for my huge

[Backmask]

butt that ate

[jinzo64]

butt ugly baby

[Evileel]

with a huge

[jinzo64]

mario style nose

[Evileel]

and mustache which
http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_ZDp7eCVGLMk/RuW-w9jrxlI/AAAAAAAAPKI/HgmkgJVGzys/s400/nakagawamario.jpg

[Kira2521]

isn't very convincing

[Backmask]

but the nipple

[Evileel]

decided to

[Fishfreeek]

eat my flesh

[Kira2521]

infront of obama

[Evileel]

who was milking

[sakurafan1994]

his own nipples

[Nnylad]

he then said,

[sakurafan1994]

that he didn't

[Evileel]

but everybody saw

[sakurafan1994]

him doing the

[Shirker]

hustle, while

[jinzo64]

on liberty stars

[Kajimura]

i shot a

[Evileel]

Obama and

[sakurafan1994]

farted at the

[Nnylad]

Olympic torch, when