[Issitheus]

^ erm... um... *coughs*
< uh... eh... well...
v huuuuuhhhh... guh... hmmm...

[Odessa]

^ Was it good for you too? :)

< Didn't realize you had posted here tilll now.

V Will be all "WTF?" upon reading this conversation.

[SV3N]

^ yea pretty much
< needs to study for tests tomorrow...but doesn't want to
V has seen 1 of the Kara no Kyokai movies

[Odessa]

^ I have no idea what that is. shouldn't you be studing rather than making up stuf?

< Should really go to bed, but is enjoying watching her post count go up.

V Is going to mock me for failing at the internet.

[abyssion1337]

^ probably not
< should've gone to bed a while ago
V also should have

[Kuwabara]

^probly right
< has class tomorrow
v also has classes tomorrow

[SV3N]

^ yes, but only two in the morning, then I'm done
< has a test tomorrow ><
V doesn't have a test tomorrow

[DaMetzger]

^ nope
< is sad cause he keeps missing Odessa on the forums due to time difference
V will comfort me

[Odessa]

^ (smothers you with kisses to comfort you)

< Is now hoping you're legal for kisses.

V Will report me for statuatory rape if you're not.

[DaMetzger]

^ i'm 23
< doesn't look ilke it
V agrees

[Odessa]

^ needs to see a picture first.

< is glad not to be surrounded by teenagers.

v is jail bait.

[DaMetzger]

^ nope
< has shown his picture many times over
http://img210.imageshack.us/img210/7075/10759943ax6.jpg
V would hit it (with s tick, preferrably) ;)

[Odessa]

^ I'd hit you with a stick, but only cause you creep me out with that look on your face. Or mace.

< is feeling desperate for love without abyss to comfort me.

V Will be in the boston area tonight?

[DaMetzger]

^ I wish :/ tis be a bit far
< is posting a moar "normal" pic of himself
http://cwiat.website.pl/wp-content/uploads/2008/10/dsc_5364_2_v_small.jpg
V better? xD

[Odessa]

^ Um...ah.... no.

< Has never been more freaked out by a picture.

V Will protect me from scary picture.

[DaMetzger]

^ are you sure you want me to help? :>
< also likes messing with people's minds
V has a lot in common with me in that area

[Odessa]

^ damn straight.

< Doesn't like being sick.

V Will keep Metzer entertained while i'm gone

[SV3N]

^ will try
< but I has to study for another midterm tomorrow >.>
V will give me a death note so i can kill my teacher tomorrow and not take the midterm

[thedarkmessenger]

^nope, I'd rather use it myself >:3
<Is writing names in it as we speak
VWonders what would happen if they wrote their own name in the death note.

[Odessa]

^ You would die, of course

< Would not use/want a Death Note.

V Why do people want death notes?

[SV3N]

^ cause there fun
< thinks killing people is fun (In theory at least)
V would use the death note at least once if they found one

[thedarkmessenger]

^probably
<would rather use a Metal Gear
Vwould rather use a gun?

[Odessa]

^ I'm a pacifist, so no. I don't even kill spiders if I can avoid it, so why would i kill a person?

< Is disturbed people think killing is fun.

V Will help me change this topic, prefably with puppies.

[SV3N]

^ yay puppies!!!
< is allergic to puppies ><
V will give me a cure to my allergies

[Odessa]

^ if only I had them. sorry :(

< is allergic to AIR, apparently. how the hell do allaergies last for months?

V pass me a tissue? :(

[SV3N]

^ here*passes box of tissues*
< needs a RAW of code Geass for another amv idea >.>
V has probably seen Code Geass

[Odessa]

^ nope, i haven't seen it, and hope I never do.

< My friend Nick talks about that show so much, i am already sick of it and i don't even know the basic plot of the show :/

V Likely knows a friend like Nick

[SV3N]

^ yes, and she almost ruined Death Note for me
< Still likes Death Note and Code Geass even though there somewhat over-rated
V Believes in ghosts

[Jazean]

^ for the most part
< believes code geass needs to be watched, without talky people spoiling it.
V needs a taco

[Odessa]

^ A taco sounds good, actually.

< Is now thinking of taco's.

V will you make me some taco's?

[Mawelli]

^ only if you don't add dead Somalians in it
< will not eat Somalians
V does eat Somalians

[abyssion1337]

^ I don't actually
< hasn't eaten today
V well make me something?

[Mawelli]

^ sure
< likes cooking ocasionally
V what does IT want

[abyssion1337]

^ IT wants the souls of children
< preferable in a light sauce
V can you do that?

[Mawelli]

^ can do it
< will start cooking now
V will a clam sauce suffice

[abyssion1337]

^ that sounds nice
< is looking forward to souls; it's been far too long
V have you played grim fandango?

[DaMetzger]

^ no, unfortunately
< wants to play it someday
V played Planescape: Torment

[Odessa]

^ I have no idea what that is.


< Is deeply concerned my lover is obsessed with the souls of children.

V Do you have a recipe for children's souls I could borrow?

[Mawelli]

^ Well, I have one. This includes making the souls into casserole
< likes meat casserole
V wants recipe

[Odessa]

^ I have a cookbook I wrote I could lend you. I have a great Italian meatloaf recipe that is popular here; it uses a small slice of ham in between the meatloaf, a layer of bacon on the top, and then uses marinara suace instead of gravy. The sweet sauce and salty meats work well together, if i do say so myself :)

< is proud of her cooking abilities.

V is impressed by my awesome cooking skills.

[DaMetzger]

^ okay, so you're a good cook
< that don't impress me much
V so you got the taste but have you got the touch?

;D

[Ionzorg]

^ I'll touch you in a second. >:( But yes, I do taste mighty fine, I'd say, my soul aside. Though I'd be interested to try...
< Is rather impressed by Vicky's cooking abilities, I've never even tried to make meatloaf, but I doubt I could get that inventive with the marinades and the bacon and the...
V Hungry?

[Odessa]

^ Yes, and I jsut ate supper. That's bad, isn't it?

< is pleased to get compliments :)

V wil help me build a space ship to go to a planet without air, since i'm apparently allergic to everything on this planet.

[abyssion1337]

^ like you even have to ask
< it snowed here; it was awesome
V also likes snow

[Kuwabara]

^YES!!
<never snows here :'(
v lives where it does snow

[Ionzorg]

^ Did someone say Southern Ontario? Because I just did.
< Is somewhat partial to snow, but after a good two or three months of it I just want to be dry again.
V Likes being wet?...

[abyssion1337]

^ kinda
< I do a more than most people
V likes puppies

[Ionzorg]

^ The adorable ones, yes. Especially the adorable ones... :D
< Never had a dog, actually. My only pet is my cat. I'm pretty sure he has arthritis now...
V Still plays the occasional childhood board game.

[Jazean]

^ board games yes, but my childhood contained alot of chess
< plays board games every wednesday night, mostly mayfair and rio grande ones.
V has no clue what i'm talking about

[Odessa]

^ you're right!

< is a fan of card games, and cards in general. I collect Tarot cards, playing cards, Yu-gi-oh cards, own a set of replica card captor sakura cards, etc. I like cards :)

V Is disturbed by my obessesion.

[Kuwabara]

^ not really
< has yu-gi-oh and naruto cards :P
v plays magic the gathering

[Odessa]

^ Not anymore.

< owns about 12+ binders of cards.

V Has heard of Triple Triad cards.

[Kuwabara]

^ sound famillar
< not sure what it is
v knows what it is

[Odessa]

^ of course I do! It's the awesome card game from Final Fantasy 8. I played that game for over over 200 hours, just collecting and playing that oh so addicting card game.


< Has spent years trying to find a real life replica of that card set.


V Will help me find?

[Mawelli]

^ If Possible
< never really played any TCG
V wants a cookie

[Kuwabara]

^ YES!!!!
< is STARVING :-X
v also hungry

[Mawelli]

^ hell yes
< waiting for lunch, in school
V is at home

[Kuwabara]

^yep
< is almost 4 am and been up sience 10 am
v is also up late

[Odessa]

^ Da.

< Would kill you for food right now.

V Is secreatly a martian.

[DaMetzger]

^ there are some who think so, yes
< avatar prooves your point
V never been to Japan

[Mawelli]

^ correct
< going there next summer
V is not going there next summer

[Kuwabara]

^ nope
< REALLY wants to though
v also wants to go

[DaMetzger]

^ hell yes
< is saving $ for that purpose
V where in Japan do you wanna go?

[Kuwabara]

^not sure
< tokyo maybe
vknows where he/she wants to go

[Odessa]

^ yup, i do :)

< Won't tell though.

V Will torture me for not telling :(

[DaMetzger]

^ you'd like that, wouldn't you
< (takes out whip)
V now talk! ]:->

[Mawelli]

^ no
< has to go to class now bye
V doesnt have to

[DaMetzger]

^ I do, actually, in a bout an hour
< where was I? .... Ah!
V Talk!

[Odessa]

^ nope! I'm old and ****, so I graduated a long time ago :)

< owns multiple whips, blindfolds, hand cuffs, and does indeed like "that."

V is now scared.

[DaMetzger]

^ why should I?
< thinks everyone has fetishes
V agrees

[Pink_Nipple]

^ Y-yes, but m-m-maybe someone has some kind of "wrong" fetishes =D
< Doesn't have such fetishes
V Does and is going to tell us

[Jazean]

^ not today, and not in a thread with such short posts. takes some explaining.
< is changing the topic
V laptop with Geforce 8600m graphics card or pay +$200 for laptop with 9600m card.

[Odessa]

^ ah, the old lap top question. I'm doing research into that area myself. With all my traveling, I have decided to ditch this clunky ass PC and get a lap top myself. Still, since I suck at computers, my brain cannot figure out to use programs like "Vista" or MS Word 07. i've been looking for a way to keep windows XP and Word 03, and it's not easy, or cheap. it really comes down to this: can you afford to spend the cash on it? If you can say yes comfortably, then go for it; you'll be using this lap top for years, and the better it is now, the longer it will last you.

< Or you could be cheap like me, and be looking on ebay for used lap tops :/

V Has a laptop of uber power that wil one day enslave us all.

[SV3N]

^ I wish
< has a decent computer; It can make AMVs (not using Windows Movie Maker, but Vegas) so I'm satisfied for the time being
V has a decent computer as well

[DaMetzger]

^ yup, decent is a good word
< is thinking about upgrades
V will me an offer I cannot refuse

[Odessa]

^ You're going to buy me a new lapt top or I'll chop off your balls, and replace them with a severed horse head :)


< Making threats is fun! I've found a new hobby!

V You will make me supper, or you'll face the wrath of Vicky, the evil Vampire Pirate queen and new mobster boss!

[abyssion1337]

^ I'm not a particularly good cook but I can make something simple
< maybe I'll try making something new
V what did you want?

[Odessa]

^ anything besdies my mother's sausage chard and gnochhi stew. The stuff makes my eyes burn.

< Regrets giving this recipe to my mother.

V Can you tell me how to get to Sesame street?

[abyssion1337]

^ sorry I firebombed sesame street
< will do my
V happy?

[thedarkmessenger]

^kinda...
<Ish bored :/
Vish also bored :/

[Issitheus]

^ somewhat
< Odessa, just take excessive amounts of hallucinogenic drugs. that should do the trick.
v desu?

[Jazean]

^ desu!

< desu, desu desu, desu desu desu, desu!

V desu?

[Odessa]

^ desu?

< has no idea what desu means. it's japanese, yes?

V will explain desu to me in a way that doesn't make me look like a complete idiot?

[Jazean]

^ A Japanese copula, or word used to grammatically link a subject and predicate. i.e. It is a Japanese verb meaning "to be".

< found that on wikipedia.

V now has knowledge and therefore power.

[Ionzorg]

^ I think I already knew that, so the power is still mine!~desu
< ~desu now reminds me of Journey. Due to my own inside joke, that I posted somewhere but was easily lost into obscurity due to the confusing nature of it...I am truly livin' in a lonely wo-orld...
V Not on a midnight train goin' an-y-where.

[Odessa]

^ I've been on a few midnight trains. few midnight buses too. It ain't all its cracked up to be, let me tell you. If you thoguht the employee's who work those jobs are cranky in the day time...

< is considering going on a diet.

V care to suffer...er...lose weight with me?

[Kuwabara]

^ no thanks :D
< is fine with how he looks
v will lose weight with vicky

[DaMetzger]

^ people tell me I'm to thin as it is
< can eat as much as he wants
V is jealous

[SV3N]

^ not really, I usually eat what I want
< Is getting Guitar Hero World Tour tomorrow I think
V Likes music games?

[Odessa]

^ only if Gaara of the funk is involved.

< at 27, thinks she is the oldest person on this board.

V can't prove me wrong.

[DaMetzger]

^ you're probably right
< is younger
V thinks age doesn't matter

[Odessa]

^ age doesn't matter, until you have a panic attack that you'll be hitting 30 soon ( shuddeR)

< has dated people as old as 64 before :)

V has dated older? :)

[abyssion1337]

^ older than 64, no
< older than me, of course
V demoman?

[DaMetzger]

^ a black Scottish cyclops
< has teh Orange Box, but has never played TF2 for some reason
V If you were from where I was from, you'd be fekkin dead!

[Odessa]

not likely. i spent a lot of my childhood in the slums of Mattapan, or as it's happily called, "murderpan." My entire family knew the gang signs. 4 of my neighbors had drug labs. Our school had bullet holes in the windows. Our house was broken into twice, and that was with steel bars on the windows. And best of all, when I was 8, I recieved a car bomb for my birthday. I was young enough that i ran up to it, "as fire is cool!" :/

< has seen some wierd **** in her time.

V has also seen wierd ****.

[abyssion1337]

^ you'd be surprised
< now that I think about it you're hard to surprise
V code monkey?

[DaMetzger]

^ 'meh
< is sad cause Odessa didn't catch the TF2 reference
V met the sandwich?

[Odessa]

^ no, not yet. I haven't played team fortress.

< is now embaressed that she rambled on about her ****ty childhood for no reason.

V will brighten up this topic with unicorns, butterflies, or both.

[Issitheus]

^ Hybrids?
< Is now imagining hybrids called....
v Horny butterflies?

[DaMetzger]

^ wow, cool name
< is now imagining butterflies humping flowers
V finds the image funny

[Odessa]

^ yes, quite. do butterflies have enough mass to hump anything?

< is surprised no one commented on the hint to abyss's age.

V did you figure it out?

[abyssion1337]

^ missed it completely
< fortunately can remember own age.... most of the time anyway
V you?

[Odessa]

^ i have trouble with my age, actually. I actually went a whole 2 years as "23" and forgt I turned 24. when i hit 25, i was like "WTF?!"

< can't figure out to post thigns properly apparently.

V didn't notice?

[abyssion1337]

^ I'm sorry I can't notice the ways you're not perfect
< that sounded so much better in my head
V oh well right?

[Odessa]

^ your'e being silly.

< think's it's cute :)

V is going to turn a hose on us if we keep it up.

[abyssion1337]

^ nope I won't let them
< has weird dreams
V also has weird dreams

[Odessa]

^ ohh yea. i rarely remember them, but damn they are wierd. the mroe recentso nes are "abyss centered" dreams, but i can still hilariously recall "Robin, the chibi boy wonder vs. the haunted hotel of lesbian vampires" dream. i was on the vampire side, and Robin was decidly female. it didn't make a lick of sick, but i woke up refreshed lol.

< is celebrating her second birthday today! ( for reasons too complicated to explain, I have two birthdays).

V would you like some cake?

[Issitheus]

^what kind?
< is wondering why odessa has 2 birthdays
v does it involve multiple personalities or a postbirth event?

[Odessa]

^ a little of birth? more postbirth event i guess. I was "born" on December 29th officially, but i "discovered my true self" as it's called on this date.

< has likely confused everyone but abyss.

V Will you pin the tail on the Des?

[SV3N]

^ sure
< Desu~
V did not have a bad night/day?

[Odessa]

^ fraid not. :(

< thinks this game is her favorite on these boards.

V what's your favrotie game?

[SV3N]

^ I would have to say this game or the random triva game
< is eating left over halloween candy
V is doing the same

[DaMetzger]

^ nope
< is not celebrating halloween - no such tradition in Poland
V thinks it's sad

[Odessa]

^ that is sad. no free candy? no costumes? no pumpkin carving?


< is planning on forming a coalition to make halloween an international holiday, by force if needed.

V Will you join this righteos cause?

[SV3N]

^ if I wasn't lasy, yes
< Is watching Irresponsible Captain Tylor and Risky Safety
V has seen either of those shows?

[Odessa]

^ I have not, sorry.

< Is glad someone finally osted here.

V will help keep this thread alive by asking a really funny question.

[Kuwabara]

^srry...dont have one
<sleep schedule has been FUBAR sinced sunday
vcan give vicky a funny question

[SV3N]

^ possibly
< *thinks of funny question*
V Not sure this is funny but just to ask: How important does a person have to be before they
are considered assassinated instead of murdered?

[Jazean]

^ about 3 mega-fonz' below the level of jesus

< managed to remember a futurama unit of measure... oh wait mega-fonz' measure coolness...

V is coolness = importance?

[SV3N]

^ in this day & age, why not :D
< thinks of another question
V Do blind people see their dreams?

[Odessa]

^ sometimes, from what i've heard.

< just ate feta cheese... i don't like feta cheese...

V will you bring me something to wash down the acidic taste in my mouth?

[Ionzorg]

^ Well let's see, I have lye, Eliminex drain cleaner, fire, sandpaper/babies spines blended together, balsamic vinegar, and Fresca. Now I want you to ask yourself: is it really worth it?
< Wonders whether people are lying when they say that they ACTUALLY enjoy the taste of Buckleys/vomitcream...
V Knows what that is and is opinionated about it.

[Odessa]

^ That's the cough syrup stuff, right? if yes, then people are msot assuredly lying aobut liking it. Of course, my mother insists Dr. Pepper tastes like cough syrup...and i like Dr. Pepper. So what do i know?

< is wondering if she could get the Fresca....

V wha'ts your drink of choice?

[SV3N]

^ Coors light
< had a lot of Coors light yesterday night
V likes pocky

[Odessa]

^ who doesn't? i just dont' get why some pocky is "mens pocky" and i get upset over that.

< is a level 20 Feminist.

V whats your class/level? :)

[Divine Dragoon]

^ level 21 virgin
< It's true
V Is going to laugh at me

[SV3N]

^ nah, would never laugh at such a thing
< is watching Seirei no Moribito
V knows what show that is?

[abyssion1337]

^ i do actually
< I'm back
V didn't expect me

[Divine Dragoon]

^ Yah I did
< I can see the future
V will call my bluff

[abyssion1337]

^ indeed I will
< muhahahaha
V will save me from myself

[Divine Dragoon]

^ I shall by cutting off your arms and legs
< Not sure if that helped at all
V Is vary confused

[SV3N]

^ no, but is kinda wondering where my roommate is >.>
< Calls roommate but his phone is off
V knows where he is?

[Divine Dragoon]

^ at your mommas
< laughing for no reason
V is laughing with me

[Divine Dragoon]

^ yah I am
< I get weird when I'm tired
V Is sitting on the can

[Odessa]

^ if by "can" you mean by desk chair, then yes.

< will have to kill you for trying to hurt abyss. likely with a rocket launcher that shoots chainsaws that explode. No one hurts my sweetie and lives long enough to brag.

V will help me hide Dragon's body?

[Kuwabara]

^kinda
<can burn it untill NOTHING is left :P
vwill that work for you?

[Odessa]

^ sure.

< for this, i will cancel your debt of death for making the "i love to play with pussies" remark.

V will incur my death wrath by uttering the other phrase i kill people for.

[Kuwabara]

^ :o
< :-X :-X :-X
v :o :-X?

[Odessa]

^ I have no idea how to respond to this.

< is slightly annoyed how you dodged that bullet.

v can you udnerstand kuwabara's post?

[Kuwabara]

^yes
<wrote said post
vwhat is the other phrase you kill people for saying?

[Odessa]

^ Well, my namie is Victoria. so it goes "Hey Victoria, can I see your secret?" I usually respond with threats of death and evil stares.

< for this reason, i never wear Victoria's secret brand of underwear. or even shop there, unless someone i'm with INSISTS on it.

V is now wondering what kind of underwear i do wear.

[Kuwabara]

^not really....
<fears the mental image :P
v...i cant think....

[Xalorith]

^ Can't think because his thinking about Victoria's underwear =P (Do you prefer Odessa or Victoria?)

< Should go to bed, or study for Chemistry exam

V Likes cake

[Kuwabara]

^hell yeah!
< cant think because its 6:30 am and ive been up seince about 3 pm yesterday
v will help me stay awake for 17 more hours....?

[Xalorith]

^ Nope
< Is going to bed
V Should go to bed too

[Kuwabara]

^should...yes
<going to...nope...going to get food!!!
v thinks im insane... ::)

[Odessa]

^ well yes, i think you're insane. wasnt' that obvious?

< woke up at 5am today, after going to "sleep" at 2am. ( i went to bed at 10pm then giht before, but that didnt' work so well).

V is not wearing any underwear.




(also, i go by just about anything. Victoria/Vicky is my "real" name, so tha'ts fine, and Odessa is my usual handle online, so thats ok too. I also answer to Konata, June, Lady Kytera, Lady Life, Cecilia Dentramont, and many more! See "where did your nick name come from" for more details!)

[Kuwabara]

^...no...i am :P
<is going to go to sleep after class :P
vthinks that that is a good idea

[Odessa]

^ you can sleep when you die. Think of what batman would do!

< is referencing "Least I could do" where the main character has decided to ever sleep. Ever. he talks to a hallucination, tellin him to do things as "Batman would do it."

V You want to be Batman, don't you?

[Kuwabara]

^nah
<rather be the Green Lantern
vyou?

[Odessa]

^ totally. i have sooo many fan fictons of where I am green lantern. I um, even have an actual replica green lantern ring.... not that I'm obsessed...

< Thinks Kyle was the best green Lantern, followed by Kilowog.

V agree?

[T8]

^ I agree :D
< Is totaly awsome
V Will comment on how I'm not awsome.

[Odessa]

^ Well, if you insist. you're not awesome as your avatar reminds me of someone else. You're not awesome as I don't know your real name, or where your'e from, so i can't make fun of you for those reasons. You're not awesome as you're likely an icky boy, and everyone with estrogen knows women are superior.


< feels bad for having to mock you. but not so mcuh she won't go eat lunch now :)


V just ate lunch as well, and it was as awesoem as BGM isn't :)

[Divine Dragoon]

^ I only eat dinner I sleep thou breakfast and forget lunch
< I'm really hungry
V Thinks I am a sad sad little man

[T8]

^ I don't think of sad little men.. Or do i? :-\
< I'm upset how horridible Odessa is :o
V Will be Odessa.

[Odessa]

^ correct! Also, you're not awesome for that new thing in your sig, the one with the guy smashing his head. It's a tad gruesome for my taste. Be grateful I'm not a mod here.... yet :)

< plans to become a mod by a coup de sexy.

V knows what I mean, and will kiss up to me now :)

[T8]

^ Haha.. pssh, its an animations, no where near gruesome.
< Wants to find the ultimate signiture.
V Will be Odessa going completely against what i say ^.^

[Odessa]

^ right again! you should play the lottery while you're on a hot steak :)

< is trying to figure out to watch "True Blood" online, and failing.

V knows more about computers than I do, and will help me out.

[T8]

^ Yes, I'm afraid that is true.. I know a fair bit about computers.. Hehe,, I'm doing ICT GCSE's at school too =] getting B's and A's.. Woooo :D I hate the lottery :|
< Will never find the best signature.. Already looked everywhere
V Odessa.. Once again going to say something horrible to me :P

[Odessa]

^ well, if you insist! :)


< I hereby declare BGM is the worst kind of man in existence. He is smelly, poor, and unable to get it up.

V will help put BGM out of his misery.

[T8]

^ Hah, I'll help myself out.
< I can get it up easily.. So easy it goes up when I don't expect it >.>...
V Another abusive comment from Odessa. Oh dear.

[Odessa]

^ nah, i think i've done enough here :)

< wonders if BGM knows i'm just teasing him and don't mean any of the bad things I said?

V will attempt to didge the question with pie.

[Xalorith]

^ I wonder that too, but I do like pie
< Is waiting for "Least I Could Do" to update to see if Rayne jumps out of the window
V Is either A: Wondering what LICD is, or B: is waiting for the update too

[Useful]

^ Is also waiting for the LICD update... $5 says he does it, but gets caught by a helicopter or something like that.
< I am one of the people who USED to hang out here continuously... I stopped this practice a couple months ago. Before that, I was a regular poster for a good long while. In relation to this comment:


Be grateful I'm not a mod here.... yet :)

I know that there are only four mods. One only comes on once every week (Zarxrax), one used to come on pretty regularly (Issitheus) and was one of the first members, and two haven't come on since I signed up (oppdis and ssgwnbtd). So I can say with some certainty that you will not be a moderator in the foreseeable future. If anyone really deserved the status, it was Lietuvis. I don't think Issitheus should really have it in all honesty, but hey, I don't make the rules.

I am sorry for crushing anyone's hopes and dreams. But only vaguely.

Eh, some more information while I'm at it: I'm 17, also from the Northeastern U.S., and am pretty convinced that females are superior to males. This is evident from the fact that the top 5% of my senior class has no guys in it. I am also not usually this much of an ass, but I try to provide as much information as possible regardless of the topic. Which is how I earned my name. Ask me about suicide rates sometime.

Also, I'm male.
V Is nonplussed.

[Xalorith]

^ Not at all
< Also 17 and male, but lives in Australia
V Doesn't care

[Useful]

^ No I actually care... you're the first Aussie on here that I know of. Who's posted more than twice, that is. Also, you actually read that rant in the middle? And got something out of it? That would be kind of cool, but I designed it to leave people nonplussed.
< Probably should be finishing my essay...which is more than a week overdue.
V Doesn't care about the fact that I'm self destructive when it comes to school.

[Odessa]

^ actually, I do care. I'm of the superior female gender, and i'm hardwired to care about nearly one ( my brain is in "maternal mode"). also, I am taking notes of where you all live, so if you piss me off, I will know how to track you down and make your lives miserable.

I''M NOT CRAZY!!


< i don't actually plan on becoming a mod, it was kind of a joke. I don't even know what a mod would do on a site that promotes AMV Hell O lol.

also, I read LICD ( if you read my top ten web comic recomendations in the other topic, it was on there). I bet rayne tries to jump through the glass, but finds out it's plexi-glass and is knocked out trying to jump through it.

And since we are posting this here, I'm 26, and of the superior female gender. My name's Vicky (if you hadnt' figured that out by my sig) and I'm dating abyss. I live in the northeat United States; currently in Boston, with plans to move at least twice in the next year.

Also: Issi Rocks. Back off or face my famed tampon barrage attack.


V will be intimidated by my wall of text.

[Xalorith]

^ Nope, I see much bigger walls of text every day
< Sometimes writes walls of text himself
V Does as well

[Odessa]

^ you have no idea lol.


< has entire novels written on her computer, back when I tried to be a published writer.


V also has secrets stored on thier computer...

[Xalorith]

^ Nope
< Has novels as well... Longest is like... 300 pages
V Wants to take over the world

[SV3N]

^ Nice idea, but not in my agenda
< wants to read the Baccano! Light Novels but doesn't know where to find them ><
V Knows where to find the novels for Baccano!?

[Odessa]

^ i have no idea what that IS, neverm ind where to find them. have you tried ebay?


< is struggling to amke her computer find things on the internet. Current quest: alterante endings to final fantasy V.


V is a techno guru who knows where to find such clips?

[Xalorith]

^ Hasn't beaten V (The one with Butts, right? I think that's his name)
< Has played and beaten the others... Needs to find a non-Japanese version of V
V Has played the others

[Odessa]

^ i've played many of them; i've beaten 1, 4, 5, 6, 7, and 8. I didn't own a TV for a while, and missed 9 and 10 compleatly. I lost track of the series at that point, and re-play the older games from time to time.


< is considering getting 2 and 3, see how they measure up.


V will think i'm wierd for wanting to play an odler game like 2 instead of 10, which is sitting in my brothers room collecting dust.

[Xalorith]

^ No
< Prefers the older ones more than the recent ****-ups *cough*XII*cough*
V Should still play them if they're a FF fan like myself

[abyssion1337]

^ I do but I'm in the middle of Disgaea DS
< Loves Disgaea
V has played it

[T8]

^ unfortunatly I haven't played it,, I have no clue what it is :|
< wants to gain two stars and not be called a "noob"...
V will support Arsenal.

[Odessa]

^ arsenal, as in the DC superhero? I guess.

< has also played Disgaea, and reomends it to anyone who likes video games. it's humor will win you over. Beware the prinnies, for they are penguins that explode.

V should we tell BGM he's no longer a noob?

[T8]

^ I know!! I'm "trying to be cool".. How awsome is that ahaha! :D
< Is no longer a noob.
V will be Odessa :P

[Odessa]

^ hehe, yup! I really should get dressed...or take a shower....or get up of this chair...


< is feeling lazy.


V knows what that's like.

[T8]

^ Yeah,, I'm lazy half the time.
< Wants the weather to be better :(
V Hi Odessa :P

[Odessa]

^ hi BGM! how is the weather? Rain? snow? sleet? hail? acid rain?


< wil only likely leave when she goes to get lunch.


V will tell a funny true story to keep me entertained.

[T8]

^ Ahh, weather.. Looking dull, been raining for most of the day. Yesterday was funny. It was actually chucking it down with rain, windy too. So what do I decide to do? I went to the "dry" ski slopes for a laugh with some mates. It was proper soaking wet lol, we had a daring competition, you know, highest jump, races and stuff. Unfortunatly i fell over and rolled into some old lady :-[.
< Getting hungry.
V Hi Odessa, lets talk food! =]

[Odessa]

^ sure! I'm a wannabe cook who has written my own 200 page cookbook. What do you want to know? :)



< is annoyed that my most requested recipe is this bitter Gnocchi stew which was, in all honestly, a mistake i had made one night. i don't eve ncare for the recipe much, but my family loves it.... sigh.


V like bitter food?

[T8]

^ Eww no sorry, bitter is horrid :s.. Hmm if your suck a good cook. How do i make the perfect flapjack?! (it has to be nice, warm, soft, chewy and NOT BURNT).
< Getting more hungry :|
V Come on, gimme the secrets :D

[Odessa]

^ to make the perfect flap jack, sue a recipe :)


< is also getting hungry. will liekly leave for food soon.


V will cry for me until I return?

[T8]

^ Indeed I will. Miss you =]
< Missing Odessa already.
V will be Odessa's last message for the next 30 minutes. =[

[Odessa]

^ i refuse to follow the rules, so i will make more psots to spite you!

< is wodnering if that was your real plan.

V will help me track BGM so we can torture him for the truth.

[Kuwabara]

^*sigh*
<gotta see how much lighter fluid is left from when we burned down all the FYE's
vhas some extra lighter fluid?

[T8]

^ Aha. I have lighter fluid. But you wont use it on me!!! *Throws it away*..
< HUNGRYYYYYYY
V Will stop this evilness and protect me

[Odessa]

^ oh BGM, how silly you are. i'll protect you.. (snicker).

< who needs lighter fluidwhen you have tasers and nail guns?

V any last words?

[T8]

^ Oh ****. Erm.. I'll just go walk away slowly.. :'(
< Hunger is now not an option. Life is more impotant.
V Please don't kill me!!

[Odessa]

^ very well. you donation to the "make Vicky a cyborg" fun is being increased to everything in your wallet.

< is also a pirate; a vampire pirate Queen, to be precise.


V knows pirates are better than ninjas, and wil lhelp me convicne abyss of this.

[T8]

^ Pirates rock. Ninjas are just a pathetic way of sneaking up to people and killing them.. It proves they cant fight to be honest..
< Hunger kicks back in.
V Will tell me what to eat

[Odessa]

^ i recomend an arsenic, cheese, and rat poison sandwich. it wil "kill" your hunger pains, beleive me!


< wodners if she should psot that in the "killing" thread.


V what do you think?

[T8]

^ Well considering Issi was last to post, and Issi is a mod.. I don't think thats the best idea to go killing. :|
< Doesn't like the sound of killing myself with poison.
V Sooooooooo hows your day been?

[Odessa]

^ if you mean sitting here all day? good ,thanks :)


< should really go get osme lunch, and do laundry.


V will keep the site alive with a flurry of posts!

[T8]

^ I will help with random posts :D
< Getting even more hungry.. I NEED FOOD
V Tell me something healthy and edible.. That wont end up killing me :|

[Odessa]

^ everything will kill you. some thigns just kill you faster. :)


< ate leftovers for lunch, and took a long nap. has gotten nothing done today, woooo!


V thinks i'm a sad, sad, person.

[Xalorith]

^ Nope
< Just woke up
V Did not just wake up

[SV3N]

^ correct
< was late to my first class today because of laziness >.>
V happen a lot?

[Xalorith]

^ Not at all
< As of Friday, doesn't have to wake up for class ever again
V Wonders why

[Odessa]

^ well, it's too early for you t obe graduating, so um, did you drop out?


< is a college drop out! who needs brains? well, besides zombies...


V is a zombie or a college student...or both....

[Xalorith]

^ Well, I'm graduating from Year 12, and going Uni next year, but in Uni I can take most of my classes at home, so I don't actually have to wake up early for anything
< Would be murdered by parents and/or girlfriend if dropped out
V Loves the taste of brains

[Odessa]

^ depends on the animal in question. humans and monkies are alright, but it's a tricky down hill slope when it comes to quality.

< is thinkign she spends way too mcuh time here.


V agrees.

[Xalorith]

^ Definitely
< Should be studying for the Chemistry and I.T: Software Development exams he has tomorrow
V Agrees

[Odessa]

^ yea, that soudns kidna important.


< think it's funny how some high schools stop at the 10th grade. does that mean we 12 year-er's are suddenly stupider?

V so...you want to help me take over the world in the name of vampire-kind?

[Xalorith]

^ Sure
< Is a little confused by your Year 12 = stupider question
V Is a vampire

[Odessa]

^ well, duh.


< i only meant some high schools let kids graduate after only 10 years. am i stupid if i needed 12 to graduate?


V will join the fight for vampire rights superiority.

[Xalorith]

^ Alright, sure
< Thinks that it doesn't matter, and school can be a bad indication of intellect. I knew some guy who was able to do the hardest maths course in our school, but couldn't tie his shoes properly...
V Will lead this fight

[Divine Dragoon]

^ I'll lead/join any fight you want me too
< just wants to know how bloody you want the fight to be
V Highly doubts my combat skills

[Xalorith]

^ Indeed
< As bloody as could be
V Would love to see such a thing

[Divine Dragoon]

^ HeHeHe.... I don't need to
< I never needed to shoot twice
V wants to know what I'v been shooting

[Xalorith]

^ I'm not so sure I do...
< Wonders WHY shooting?
V Knows we're doing this for the vampires?

[Odessa]

^ well, i know we are doing this for vampires, but still not sure why he needs gun...i guess we should eat him to make sure he's not a spy.


< and hey, i can't tie shoes either..... are you making fun of me!? eh? eh? eh? all because i have brain damage is no excuse to pick on weak, defensless, me!


V won't believe my weak/defenseless act.

[T8]

^ Hi there. =] hmm. -.^
< Eating cake :D
V Smells of poo :P

[Odessa]

^ (smells her armpits) um, nope.

< runs out and puts some perfume on, just in case.

V ( extends her arm to next poster) smell me!

[SV3N]

^ *sniff sniff* nope, you don't smell
< *tastes own skin* I taste delicious! No one should ever taste this delicious?!
V taste me next poster! I'm delicious!

[Ionzorg]

^ Wow...I could serve you at a five-star restaurant...my patrons would say "Delicious!" repeatedly until they passed out, then I would taste them. :)
< Occasionally tastes good enough that I lick nearly my entire bodily compulsively...nearly...
V You could always lick what I can't get at. I don't mind.

[Divine Dragoon]

^ Request Denied
< Is waiting for a bear to walk up to the bait
V Doesn't like murdering poor defenseless animals that could rip your head off with a swing of there big furry paws (I am human and I am not food)

[Odessa]

^ all humans are food. some just not for other humans.


< is wondering about tacking up Zorg's offer to take a taste.

V do you think abyss will mind?

[T8]

^ It sounds a good idea.. abyss wont mind.
< Bored as.
V Been up to much today?

[Jazean]

^ not really
< is killing time, with a hatchet.
V ...question...maybe...lost...

[Divine Dragoon]

^ do a backup quick!!
< going to find are informant
V are they the bad Russians or the good Russians?

[Xalorith]

^ The bad...?
< Is confused, but that happens a lot on these forums
V Will spread more confusion

[Divine Dragoon]

^ If you wish
< your answer should have been "well they won't shoot on sight Gaz"
V wonders why I'm quoting COD4

[Odessa]

^ not really. i'm dating abyss if you recall...i expect random **** to happen lol. I find it's best not to question Chuthulu tatoo's and what not, you know?


< does not want a tattoo.

V do you?

[Kuwabara]

^ kinda
< not sure what to get
v has a tattoo

[Useful]

^ No... but my best friend has one and my sister has two. If I got one, I'd have to draw it myself, and I'd probably be too damn lazy to finish it. :P

< DID NOT know that Vicky was dating Abyss... unless she's joking.

I'm... actually ridiculously curious about one thing in particular. You may know, but I was the most involved in writing up ridiculously long posts to prove Abyss' gender. I thought I had some conclusive evidence, but I could have misinterpreted. Of course, I didn't want to be an ass, so I dropped it when Abyss told me to. Didn't mean we all didn't wonder. Long story short, I was a totally into bugging Abyss about it, but half-jokingly.

So...

V What gender is Abyss? I want to know if my guess was right :D.

[Kuwabara]

^some have come to the conclusion that abyss is a girl
<one of them
vwhat did you think abyss was?

[Useful]

^ That was my guess as well... want me to go dig up my arguments ;D?

< Was working off of a lot less than you guys... she wasn't giving up anything.

V Is Odessa really dating her?

[Kuwabara]

^yep :P
<sure!
vgo ahead

[Odessa]

^ I am dating abyss. As i'm sure won't surprise you, abyss has asked me to not reveal his/her name or gender on the forums. Check out page one of the (walks in) topic i made for my introduction, where i explain my real name is Vicky, and I am dating abyss., etc. and yes,before you ask, I am a woman, my face book is Victoria Jeane DeMinico if you need a picture. I also identify as pansexual ( i date guy, gals, anyone with a pusle, etc). so that wont' help you detrmine abyss's gender.


< accidentally refered to abyss as a "she" once...or twice...and so people seem to think abyss is female now. However, i cannot confirm nor deny this until abyss says so.

V do you think I should copy my intro post into my sig, so I won't have to repeat it?

[Kuwabara]

^ no....it would take up half a page :P
< ....
v..?

[Odessa]

^ snicker doodle?

< watashi no?

V yatta!

[Kuwabara]

^ ??
< ....cant think :-X...
v has no clue what ?? means :P

[Odessa]

^ you are correct, my master. (is trying to be a funny quote, but not like anyoen i wll get it).

< has been up since 5am getting ready for her trip. Do you have any idea how long it takes to shave your legs? Tweese your eyebrows? Put on make up? You guys don't know how lucky you have it ;)


V Do you like riding trains for 12 hours?

[T8]

^ No, not at all. I can't see who would unless there were thousands of video games and computers ^.^
< bored. =]
V hows things going?

[acutekat]

^fine i dont believe we've met i am a cute kat and i have one count em one thread thats succesfull here my other one is the most hated on earth (and was banned a while ago
< depressed
V wait here im gonna get a diet coke

[Kuwabara]

^sure...
< wondering what your banned thread was
V tell the unknowing what the thread was?

[Ionzorg]

^ The "Monopoly" thread. It's purpose was, if you happened to have every post in the "Recent" sidebar, you would post a screenshot of it. When I had fewer posts and less experience it seemed like more of an accomplishment, but by the later days of the thread's life I found myself caring about as little as everyone else. That is, until I got every post on the first page of the "Off-Topic" section, which I posted. It was shortly after that when Issi responded to popular request, and it has been locked ever since. An epic tale of woe...
< Has half of the "Recent" sidebar filled up with his posts already, and it's been more than an hour.
V Is pretty convinced one way or another of abyss' gender.

[Kuwabara]

^yeah
< thinks abyss is a girl
v you?

[acutekat]

^the opposite cuase you said it
<sexist
V FLESH!

[Divine Dragoon]

^ ?????? Wah????
< Has three theory's of what abyss is
1 was boy/girl then had a "change" to be the other so was born one and is legally the other so there is no correct answer
2 Is mixed gender Odessa did say ( i date guy, gals, anyone with a pusle,etc)
3 Abyss and Odessa are one in the same Abyss started this no gen thing people went with it and made a new name to thicken the plot saying there dating

V witch of my three do you think is most plausible just for fun

[acutekat]

^ 4
<5
V6?

[abyssion1337]

^ stop being annoying and contribute something useful or go away
< hopes this post has a point
V will say whether it will or won't

[acutekat]

^you obviously are in a foul mood tonight and i
< am in a pretty random mood tonight and thus you dislike anything you deam "uncontributive"
V but what is a true contribution but the act of saying something (typing something )?
to not contribute is to not say

to destroy is to say something vile

to say something random is to say something inaffective

[Odessa]

^ i is confused by youse.


< thinks the theory of abyss is awesome, hilarious, and full of win. i still can't confirm though :)


V is wacthing tv?

[Divine Dragoon]

^ nah you loose to many brain cells watching T.........(Drooling from the nose)
< wonders if that barrel on vash the stampede's 44. model 29 is real
V do you know?

[SV3N]

^ nope sorry
< is probably gunna stay up way later than I should
V will do the same

[Kuwabara]

^ yep
< should have gone to sleep at 10 :P
v you

[SV3N]

^ not really sure, probably 2ish
< 2:34 0_o
V Is kuwabara

[Kuwabara]

^ who else ;D
< just got done with the tenchi muyo series
v remember when it was on toonami?

[SV3N]

^ hell yea
< watched my first anime ever on toonami not realizing it was anime at the time. DBZ and sailor moon all the way!
V watched there first anime on toonami? If not then where?

[Kuwabara]

^ i think so
< started watching it when Moltar was running it :P
v you?

[SV3N]

^ no I think I started somewhere when TOM was first hosting it
< is listening to slipknot again
V what you doin?

[Kuwabara]

^ nothing much :P
< posting on here :P...listening/watching Jeff Dunham on Comedy Central....deciding on what to do....
v you?

[SV3N]

^ deciding what to do myself
< has to read 90+ pages about Malcom X and doesn't want to.
V will read the pages for me

[Kuwabara]

^no...srry :P
< reads only stuff i like
v what is it for

[SV3N]

^ try not to laugh, but religion class. Its required here
< doesn't really have a religion but will not go into discussion any further about that topic.
V what do you like to read?

[Kuwabara]

^whatever catches my interest :P
< wants to find the Demonata series
v ever heard of it

[SV3N]

^ no I haven't
< kinda wants to know about that series
V will tell me about this Demonata series

[Kuwabara]

^ sure
< Three main protagonists feature; Grubbs Grady, Kernel Fleck and Bec MacConn. Bec is the first main protagonist in the Demonta and any other Darren Shan booksincluding the Darren shan saga.&#39;While they do meet, they live in separate times, Grubbs in the present day, Kernel in the 1970s and Bec in around 350AD.

The series is about their fight against the evil demon master Lord Loss and his many demon companions and the mysterious demon, The Shadow, that even Lord Loss bows down to. Together with The Disciples, they fight whatever the Demonata throw at them.

Lord Loss is the first book, featuring Grubbs Grady. Its summary reads as:

"The door feels red hot, as though a fire is burning behind it. I press an ear to the wood - but there&#39;s no crackle. No smoke. Just deep, heavy breathing! And a curious dripping sound. My hand&#39;s on the door knob. Inside the room, somebody giggles - low, throaty, sadistic. There&#39;s a ripping sound, followed by snaps and crunches. My hand turns. The door opens. Hell is revealed.
When Grubbs Grady first encounters Lord Loss and his evil minions, he learns three things: the world is vicious, magic is possible, demons are real. He thinks that he will never again witness such a terrible night of death and darkness! He is wrong."

for more info: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Demonata
v interested?

[SV3N]

^ yes
< wishes to find the Baccano! light novels before anything else
V likes system of a down

[Kuwabara]

^yep ;D
< been listing to them for the past few days
v what have you been listing to? (besides The Virus of Life ;) :P)

[SV3N]

^ a lot of old favorites from when I was in high school.
< my likes in music sure has changed :o
V Listens to the same kind of music that you did in high school?

[Kuwabara]

^ yeah
< ....crap.....i cant think.... :P
v that happen to you often? :P

[SV3N]

^ yea, unfortunately it does XD
< just learned how to spell unfortunately (I always put "e" instead of the "a")
V also has a word that they always misspell?

[Kuwabara]

^ya...
<severl...sevral.....dammit....SEVERAL!!!...
V think god for spell check on firefox :P

[SV3N]

^ oh yes!
< thinks that I'll be up for at least another hour
V you?

[Kuwabara]

^ not sure...
< hopfully not all night like the last few sunday night :P
v have homework?

[SV3N]

^ yea...that 90+ pages...yea...
< has to read 90+ pages before thursday
V do you have homework?

[Kuwabara]

^ technically math
< teacher never checks it....
v has a teacher like that

[SV3N]

^ yes, my statistics teacher
< my statistics teacher is also my student adviser
V does not have a teacher like this

[Kuwabara]

^nope
< my adviser is an English teacher...and i dont have an English class :P
v you?

[SV3N]

^ i need to take english at somepoint before i graduate but not immediately
< had to take a class called foundations which is a lot like english
v does not have to take philosophy

[Kuwabara]

^ nope
< have to take physiology at some piont
v you?

[SV3N]

^ no
< took psychology as an elective.
V what kinds of electives have you taken?

[Kuwabara]

^Southerners
< ...im hungry.... :P
v you?

[SV3N]

^ nah, not really
< is considering getting of the forums to do some homework :-\
V thinks this is probably a good idea

[Kuwabara]

^sorta
< thinks sleep is a better idea :P
v you agree?

[SV3N]

^ lol probably, but I need to finish something
< is gunna do some work be for zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
V zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz?

[Kuwabara]

^ agree...
< zzzzz
Vzzzzz

[SV3N]

^ awoke from zzzzz about 2 hours ago
< is gunna attempt to study for a test tomorrow
V will distract me from studying

[Kuwabara]

^look, a distraction!!!
< in class :'(
V when is you next class

[SV3N]

^ done for today!
< is listening to music, which is distraction enough for me >.>
V when is your next class?

[Kuwabara]

^12:30
<class just let out.....my next class is right down the hall....
v hate it when that happens

[SV3N]

^ actually I like that when the times are right after each other...if not then its annoying
< 800th post!
V has a post # higher than 800

[Kuwabara]

^ yep
< meant when your class lets out early...but not early enough to go anywhere so you just have to sit in the hall or something
v hate steveballmer

[SV3N]

^ yes! how did you know? :o
< sees what you mean by class getting out early, but not early enough. In that case I do hate when that happens
V how long is your next class?

[Kuwabara]

^ an hour
< all my MWF classes are....Tues and thurs are 90 min.
v yours?

[SV3N]

^ MWF = 55mins Tues & Thurs = 1 hour and 20 mins
< just got 4 questions out of 10 right on an assessment quiz, not lookin good for me
V your school uses black board

[Kuwabara]

^ ya
< but only my american history class
v does all of your classes post on there?

[SV3N]

^ mostly assignments, sylabuss, announcements if there to lazy to e-mail. We use black board for pretty much everything
< is taking quizes on black board
V has two e-mail addresses

[Kuwabara]

^ more
< my main....my school....and my yahoo
v you?

[abyssion1337]

^ is still guessing the screenshot I posted
< Hint: it's a steampunk series(mostly)
V did that help

[SV3N]

^ seems to have helped
< has nothing to do now that the tv is taken
V has multiple tv(s) where they live?

[Kuwabara]

^yep ;D
< mine, my roommate's, and his other one that is in the living room
v wish you where in an apartment :P

[SV3N]

^ yes yes yes again, you are just sooooo good at guessing! HA! :P
< would really enjoy a apartment right now, with friends and no annyoing parents
V will get me and my friends an apartment. PPPPPPPLLLLLLLLLEEEEEAAAAAAAASSSSSSSSSEEEEEEEE!?

[Kuwabara]

^ would if i could
< is in Alabama....dont think that it would help
v agree? :P