[Useful]

^ Sure. You just break it.
< Jeebus. I just looked at ?ydr?nas Savickas list of creds... dang, that is pretty impressive!
V Has a record breaker in his country.

[1337uvis]

^well, there&#39;s also a guy that lifts people... WITH HIS BEARD!
< Lithuania - The land of weird guinness world records! :D And actually ultra-sensitive light vision (clear sight even 3km under the sea level) was invented by a lithuanian, but isnce it was still in the ussr, it didn&#39;t go into production and didn&#39;t patent it and then the japanese found it ;)
v has to give credit for the japanses man, they&#39;re awesome at a lot of stuff!

[abyssion1337]

^ woot sure
< props to the japanese
V sneak hug

[Useful]

^ Okay, but who am I hugging?
< Just got asked to hug and kiss someone in the past 3 posts.
V Wants to go to the moon. With Oxygen, of course.

[abyssion1337]

^ has no life
< has no life
V probably has no life

[Useful]

^ How did you guess :o?
< Has no life or job, but still has to finish mowing the lawn and scrubbing the pool.
V Wishes they had a pool.

[abyssion1337]

^ nope
< already has one
V it&#39;s summer so I&#39;m at home not school

[Useful]

^ That is correct.
< Is at home listening to Modest Mouse and trying to find the willpower to stop posting :D.
V Is also finding that difficult.

[abyssion1337]

^ it&#39;s the damn http://amvhell.com/Themes/haylaz_v2/images/english/new.gif
< can&#39;t resist
V http://amvhell.com/Themes/haylaz_v2/images/english/new.gif

[Useful]

^ Hehe, huyup!
< Really should go start the lawn before the sun goes down...
V Probably will be here all night.

[abyssion1337]

^ you will
< it&#39;s almost 5 PM here and I think I&#39;ll be leaving soon
V frogs?

[Useful]

^ Uh. Sure, frogs. No, I won&#39;t be here all night, and yes, I know it&#39;s almost 5 PM there, we&#39;re in the same time zone, duh.
< Is leaving after this post.
V Doesn&#39;t believe me.

[abyssion1337]

^ you won&#39;t do it
< thinks he might
V did he?

[Marco_1989]

^ I don&#39;t think so
< Thinks it still is possible
V Agrees

[Ionzorg]

^ Agreed. I have full confidence in his anti-dedication.
< Didn&#39;t realize that Useful now Has No Life. That&#39;s like, 5 people today and yesterday, is it not?
V Useful?

[abyssion1337]

^ no
< but I have no life
V you&#39;re a coward and a pisspot

[1337uvis]

^ now thats something nice to see in the morning to remind you "yes, your on amvhell.com forums!"
< F@cking jet fighters have been flying all over for an hour now, the ****ers wouldn&#39;t let me sleep. But thats ok i guess since my work starts at 10.
v good morning

[Useful]

^ Well, yes, technically. It&#39;s 3:54 AM here :P.
< Really didn&#39;t get off right after he posted his last post here. But didn&#39;t post any more in THIS thread until now.
V Good evening.

[1337uvis]

^ I&#39;d have to be in Japan to agree to that statement.
< is not in Japan. Actually is at work, but there is no work to be done, so < is just sitting in amvhell forums :D
v lucky me?

[Useful]

^ Yeah... what&#39;s your job again?
< Also really wants to start calling you by your real name Lietuvis, but would like to know how to pronounce it.
V Could you make one of those pronunciation charts to help me out?

[1337uvis]

^ I work in relations department of my city council.
< Okay, i&#39;ll try to make something like Romaji for japanese but for Lithuanian pronounciation :D
v the Vi part is just any normal one (oh right, it&#39;s not "[vai] it&#39;s a short "i" sound like saying "this") now comes the really complicated part for english-speakers. the "liu" goes like this... the "i" in "this" one is for soft pronounciation of the "L" and i guess the nearest i can go to that with english is "liou" yeah, that sounds about correct. And just add s. Actually every word in Lithuanian that is of male gender ends in "s". Very few exceptions. so that would go [vilious] only the second "i" [after the "L" is almost silent and very short when pronouncing and the o actually isnt heard at all, it just will help you pronounce it softer]

[Useful]

^ Alright... I got all that, I need a bit more though.
< Can&#39;t get the "liou" right.
V Two questions: 1. do you put your tongue to the roof of your mouth when you say the "L" or not? And 2. how many syllables does the word have in total?

[1337uvis]

^ only two syllables: Vi-lius
< the liou part... uhrm... i guess something like the "lu" in the name "Luke" only a bit bit softer.
v really hard to explain something which doesn&#39;t exist in the English language :D

[Useful]

^ Yeah... but I&#39;ve got a knack for languages, especially pronunciation.
< Can say every single Japanese syllable except for one, "Sya".
V Thinks English is boring.

[1337uvis]

^ it&#39;s easy, therefore not boring.
< Sya is very easy for me to pronounce...
v just like "sja"

[SS_nyuu911_SS]

^ sweet dealz
< Hasn&#39;t been on in a long time and didnt expect a language class.
V Doesn&#39;t mind though?

[1337uvis]

^whatever.
< Got back from work... the biggest thing that happened is the scanner malfunctioned and i had to fix it :D
V ah... my avatar is much better ain&#39;t it? ;)

[abyssion1337]

^ no I don&#39;t like it
< looks at birds
V favorite bird?

[Pink_Nipple]

^Penguin. With a rocket launcher.
< Waiting for "that" day&#39;
V Ever used rocket launcher?

[Marco_1989]

^ In real? No... :) In game .. YEAH! ;D
< ??????-?
V ????? :D

[Pink_Nipple]

^? ?? ??? ????? :)
< ?? ???????? ???????? ??????. Baka.
V Show how cool you are. :)

[1337uvis]

^ ok, but you asked for it.
< Pink_Nipple, netur?tum internete ra?yti marco-kun kad j? myli, tikrai, atrodo gan g?ji?kai :D
v Marco, i know your nick is written in katakana, so why would you post the message before it in hiragana? I know it&#39;s readable but really, that sux. :D And it&#39;s not nice calling people fools in this game :D oh and Nipple says to stop posting in weird fonts and that he loves you.

[abyssion1337]

^ is highly critical of everyone in this game
< is less critical
V platypus

[Pink_Nipple]

^Quack
< Quack!
V Quack?

(im not spamming)

[Issitheus]

^ No, moo.
< Moo!
v Moo?

[SS_nyuu911_SS]

^No
< Eating yummy yummy lunch!
V Enjoy food?

[Issitheus]

^ I eat food. Just like you!
< Eats food.
v Doesn&#39;t get it.

[abyssion1337]

^ badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger
< mushroom mushroom
V SNAKE!!

[Pink_Nipple]

^ Snake? Where?
< There was Snake?
V Solid Snake, show yourself!

[SS_nyuu911_SS]

^ I&#39;m right here.
< Thought those gamez were awesome.
V Played the new one?

[abyssion1337]

^ no the ps3 still isn&#39;t worth it
< it&#39;s getting there though
V has one

[Pink_Nipple]

^ *Sob* not......yet.
< Has to steal full HDTV TV
V Good idea?

[abyssion1337]

^ yes that sounds smart
< hime
V killed by aliens

[SS_nyuu911_SS]

^nope.
< My awesome PS3 killed them. My HDTV helped as well.
V Enjoy 1080p or 1080i? or even 720p?

[Pink_Nipple]

^ nope that sucks
< my 14 inch TV is better :D
V Ever seen such a relic?

[SS_nyuu911_SS]

^ Yes. Haha.
< My buddy has a 12 inch TV. And he plays PS3 on it.
V Stoopid or money saving?

[Pink_Nipple]

^ Dunno your buddy :)
< Downloaded FF tactics.
V Should i try it now?

[1337uvis]

^ not rly.
< Bah, i have a one meter (dunno how many inches) TV with two HD inputs, USB and the shots... but i don&#39;t have a ps3 :D
v has one i presume

[abyssion1337]

^ it&#39;s best to compare a meter to feet
< one meter roughly = 1 foot
v knows how many inches are in a foot

[Pink_Nipple]

^ Give me time
< If i put an 22&#39; LCD screen on the floor, it would be my foot.So i think 21-22 :)
V Am i right?

[abyssion1337]

^ roughly I guess
< according to my ruler mine&#39;s only 10&#39;&#39;
V yours?

[1337uvis]

^one foot is 1/3 of a meter for your information
< my monitor is 17"
v that&#39;s a standart one , ain&#39;t it?

[abyssion1337]

^ pretty much and I already said the foot/meter thing I mean how long it your foot
< foot as in the thing you walk on
V I ask again yours?

[SS_nyuu911_SS]

^ my monitor? is 22".
< Loves his huge monitor!
V Wants a 1000000" monitor

[Filleraol]

^ hell no, it would take too much space =P
< is happy with his tv
v wants a projector?

[SS_nyuu911_SS]

^ Projectors are cool.
< 1 meter = 3 feet
V NOT 1 FOOT!

[abyssion1337]

^ *boom headshot*
< Sniper wolf
V is blind

[Issitheus]

^ *randomly hitting buttons to find the right keys*
< randk,;o [reddomf bittp,d hp[o,d rom simf rhe kwus
v did o do good?

[SS_nyuu911_SS]

^NO! EPIC FAIL!
< Ate some relly good grilled cheese.
v Like some?

[Marco_1989]

^ http://i279.photobucket.com/albums/kk134/Marco-Kun/SealofDisapprovalV1.png
< Thinks its a little hot today... .. and yesterday was even more hot..
V Its hot in V&#39;s country

[1337uvis]

^ 28 degrees Celsius, so yeah, pretty hot, maybe for osme it won&#39;t seem much, but it&#39;s usually 24 Celsius here on a normal day.
< Has a problems with latest Signature 3.0
v replies to random rants with help ! :D

[Marco_1989]

^ Already did ;D
< *hopes it helped*
V Did it?

[1337uvis]

^ ????
< Thanks to the allmighty photobucket :D
v says something random

[Marco_1989]

^ Sorry. I can&#39;t :(
< Feels like changing my SoD now...
V Thinks I should

[abyssion1337]

^ do it
< is still working on mine
V has no idea what I&#39;m going to do and will be surprized

[Marco_1989]

^ I will be very surprized :o
< *can&#39;t wait*
V Is done already with his SoA and SoD

[abyssion1337]

^ not yet
< also has a seal of awesomeness
V wants to see it when it&#39;s done

[Marco_1989]

^ Yeah ^^ ;D
< Thinks about making other seals later...
V http://i279.photobucket.com/albums/kk134/Marco-Kun/SealofApprovalV11.png

[1337uvis]

^ http://img361.imageshack.us/img361/312/sealofapprovalsmallsk0.jpg
< Has enough seals. Two is enough. :D
v still wants to make more

[abyssion1337]

^ maybe, I&#39;m thinking about a seal of cuteness
< needs help: is confused by paint.net
V has advice

[Useful]

^ What the heck are you doing there?
< Is going to make his disapproval seal now.
V Thinks the whole seal thing is a little silly.

[abyssion1337]

^ only a little
< still has no idea what I&#39;m doing
v still won&#39;t be any help

[1337uvis]

^ on the contrary - here&#39;s my advice -scrwe paint.net, get adobe phosotshop cs3.
< has it. Loves it.
v wil lget it.

[Useful]

^ I should hope so. Paint.net is screwy
< Alright... image located ;D!
V Why don&#39;t you use Photoshop?

[abyssion1337]

^ *sigh*
< I give up
V you&#39;re to blame

[Filleraol]

^ sorry didn&#39;t mean to
< tried cs3, didn&#39;t like it as much as cs2
v ever used gimp?

[abyssion1337]

^ gimp is ok
< still giving up
v likes corn

[Useful]

^ Hehe... how could you tell? ;D
< *looks at killing thread* Oh... right. Also, I should really finish that disapproval seal. It&#39;s going to be awesome.
V Has a disapproval seal already D:.

[Pink_Nipple]

^ Not yet
< Thinkin about it
V Thinks that even 2 seals isn&#39;t enough

[abyssion1337]

^ I&#39;d be making 4 but I gave up
< I&#39;m in despair
V knows whay

[1337uvis]

^ because you refuse to use photoshop, that&#39;s why
< and actually perfecting the two seals (and a sig) took me a whole day today. Good thing it&#39;s a holiday :D
v decides to make at least the seal of approval

[abyssion1337]

^ no
< I&#39;ll just say I did(I didn&#39;t)
V meh

[Useful]

^ Aww... you&#39;re the only one that doesn&#39;t! I think it&#39;d be really cool!
< Is bummed that Abys gave up. I wanted to see what she thought up!
V Will run for president.

[Filleraol]

^ well sure
< Ionzorg would vote for me
v you too?

[1337uvis]

^ maybe someday, but i gotta be over 40 years old (at least in Lithuania) so i guess that&#39;s not gonna happen anytime soon anyway
<goes to sleep, i gotta get up 4 a.m. tomorrow and it&#39;s 11pm here already
v Useful go see the random rants thread, there&#39;s the explanation you asked for.

[Useful]

^ Thank you again, and good night, Vilius *pronounced correctly ;D*.
< Fingertips are all slippery from touching those noodles... weird.
V Has no idea what I&#39;m talking about.

[1337uvis]

^ you&#39;re eating noodles for lunch obviously but why would you eat tehm with your hands is beyond me.
< can&#39;t be bothered about Useful&#39;s eating habits
< Good night everybody... ****, must be getting old or something... nah, just early morning tomorrow...

[Filleraol]

^ good night !
< is sad cause it&#39;s soon august 2
v sent in clip/clips for amv hell 0/0?

[1337uvis]

^yes, but prolly gonna get rejected, not offensive enoguh might be the case.
< Would sleep, but just noticed that my ppd count is at 9.957 so i gotta get it up to 10 now.
v thinks that 5 minutes of sleep is worth that! :D

[abyssion1337]

^ maybe
< doesn&#39;t care much for stats
V does

[Pink_Nipple]

^ Not really
< Cares much more about important thing he didnt see today.
V Saw it

[abyssion1337]

^ yes I did
< it was beautiful
V wants to see it

[Pink_Nipple]

^Yes. I saw it seweral years ago, but today i just forgot!
< Trying to kill yourself
V Knows interesting method

[Luppi-tan]

^ Is probably right, though I can&#39;t say for sure.
< Doesn&#39;t get it
v Will probably laugh at me

[Pink_Nipple]

^ Not really
< Too stoopid to be understandable
V Knows how to kill yourself in funny way

[Luppi-tan]

^ your funniness makes me laugh
< Knows that he doesn&#39;t make any sense
v Is probably higher ranking on the site than I

[Marco_1989]

^ I guess I am :P
< 655 posts till &#39;Has no Life&#39;
V Elitist or higher

[Filleraol]

^ has no lifer here :O
< doesn&#39;t condiser himself higher ranked, just has more posts (most of them useless)
v hangs here all the time?

[Useful]

^ Close to all the time.
< I finished my seal of disapproval! Oh, crap, forgot to load it again :-\. V Gimme a few minutes.

[Filleraol]

^ ok, looking forward to it ^^
< thinks we should make a thread where we gather all the seals of approval/disapproval
v agrees? =P

[Useful]

^ Okay. I&#39;ll go and make it.
< But for now, disapproval!
http://i279.photobucket.com/albums/kk157/ItsAGanmen/Disapproval.jpg?t=1217626781
V Awesome, no?

[Filleraol]

^ yeah it&#39;s cool ^^ . I like the frame
< thinks you should increase the quality when you save the pic though
v will do it? =P

[Useful]

^ Sure... what file format should I use?
< Is using Photoshop fyi.
V Can help?

[Pink_Nipple]

^ Use PNG
< Its cool.
V Right?

[Filleraol]

^ yeah it is ^^ that&#39;s what I chose
< and when it&#39;s jpg, I always choose quality 12 (maximum)
v try png? =P

[abyssion1337]

^ maybe
< might start using photobucket in a few weeks
V hey look a squrril

[Marco_1989]

V hey look a squrril

^ I never saw a &#39;squrril&#39; yet... did you??
< Has seen squirrels though
V Also saw squirrels

[abyssion1337]

^ don&#39;t insault my bad spelling
< can&#39;t spell
V wil suffer

[Useful]

^ Why me :&#39;(?
< Is going to switch his seals into PNG format, then post them on Seals.
V So, are you going to make your seals?

[Marco_1989]

^ I&#39;m done with them, for now. Version 2 posted in the Seals! thread ^^ And abyssion1337 has Lietuvis doing it... :P
< Thinks Useful should post his own Seals in his thread...
V Thinks so to

[Useful]

^ Yup, it&#39;s done.
< Thinks he should revise my seal of approval... I want it bigger, better quality, and to have a nicer outline.
V Oops, forgot to put this in first time around.

[abyssion1337]

^ umm, I don&#39;t know
< wants to rule the world and will do it
V likes anime

[Issitheus]

^ NO **** SHERLOCK
< Likes anime
v Doesn&#39;t like anime.

[abyssion1337]

^ I&#39;ll kill you
< LOVES anime
V likes it almost as much

[Issitheus]

^ No comparison. I love it far more.
< yay anime!
v Despises anime

[abyssion1337]

^ I LIKE IT MORE THAN YOU
< will fight to the death over that fact
V thinks I won&#39;t

[Issitheus]

^ Of course. It&#39;ll be more like squirming than fighting.
< Will kick abys&#39;s ass any day
v Wanna watch?

[abyssion1337]

^ you&#39;ll die
< *pulls out mallet*
V tremble in fear

[Issitheus]

^ I&#39;ll give you a 10 second head start to begin running.
< I&#39;ll catch him anyways.
v Running yet, abys?

[abyssion1337]

^ *smashes you with mallet*
< *watches as you go flying through the air*
V give up yet?

[Issitheus]

^ Never!!!
< *Collapses to ground, dead*
v Will have his kneecaps bitten off by me.

[abyssion1337]

^ you actually still have teeth left?
< that&#39;s a surprise
v also thought he&#39;d be toothless by now

[Ionzorg]

^ Nah, not him. He&#39;s too stubborn to get beaten to death with a mallet. Strangely enough to say.
< Would get beaten to death with a mallet for the sake of hilarity.
V Wouldn&#39;t.

[abyssion1337]

^ I&#39;m the one swinging the mallet
< *cleaning Issi&#39;s blood off of it*
V hi

[1337uvis]

^mornin&#39;
< Is already up, while you are STILL up :D that sucks.
v good morning and good night

[Ionzorg]

^ Good morning!
< And in case I don&#39;t see you, good afternoon, good evening and goodnight. :)
V Didn&#39;t see that coming.

[Issitheus]

^ Yo.
< Still alive.
v It still squirming under my boot of DOOM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Ionzorg]

^ Owww...ughnnngh...guhhuhhhhooowwwww...
< Mffh...nghhnnnah...
V Having fun?

[Issitheus]

^ Damn, you&#39;re not abys. now get out from under my boot of DOOM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
< Sorry bout that, Ionzorg.
V ABYS!!! GET YOUR MALE ASS OVER HERE AND GET UNDER MY BOOT!!!

[Useful]

^ I still don&#39;t understand why you think she&#39;s male.
< Is enjoying watching Ionzorg squirm under Iss&#39; boot of DOOM!!!!!!!
V Really wishes that Ionzorg wasn&#39;t in such an undeserved position.

[Issitheus]

^ He&#39;s out already.
< Waiting for abys
v Abys?

[Ionzorg]

^ That might be an unlikely circumstance.
< Is pretty sure the boot has been lifted, but is still in pain. :(
V You think abys will post here until Issi stops with the boot-dooming shenanigans?

[Useful]

^ Is pretty sure that "boot-dooming shenanigans" is by far THE most awesome quote that has been produced by this forum in the past week :D.
< Loled when he read Zorg&#39;s post the first time around. Also forgot to post a picture of his watch and is going to go do that.
V Doesn&#39;t care about my watch.

[Issitheus]

^Not really
< We should turn "boot-dooming shenanigans" into our own little meme.
v agree?

[Ionzorg]

^ Agree. I lol&#39;d pretty hard when I realized how awesome that was. :P
< Will try to keep the meme alive.
V A forgiving abys?

[Useful]

^ Sorry, I&#39;m pretty sure that she&#39;s unresponsive, at least for now. Makes sense, it&#39;s 11:38 PM where we are.
< Is staying up pretty late regardless.
V Wants a box set of Azumanga Daioh.

[Issitheus]

^ No, I have every episode.
< Besides, I hate ADV&#39;s dub.
v Also hates it?

[Ionzorg]

^ Really does, a lot...Osaka in particular pissed me off when I watched the first few dubbed episodes, but in Japanese she&#39;s one of my favourite characters.
< Realized that "A Forgiving Abyss" would be a good title for something. Like, a song or a novel.
V Doesn&#39;t think so.

[Issitheus]

^It actually would. Like a SciFi novel or something.
< Should write "A Forgiving Abyss"
v How about a collective novel, with all of us contributing? This could actually work!

[Useful]

^ It might... I think it should be about the pros and cons of hanging out on forums a lot.
< Is actually wondering if this could work or not. I&#39;ve heard of two authors working together on a book by sending it back and forth. It&#39;s how Terry Pratchett and Neil Gaiman wrote Good Omens
V Has read Good Omens.

[abyssion1337]

^ no
< might add it to my list
V is it good

[Issitheus]

^Dunno.
< I mean like we make a topic in which we don&#39;t get off-topic (Not blasphemy, not madness, and definitely not Sparta) where we make a relevant story with a plot and set characters by posting a bit of the novel at a time. When we finish, someone collects it and we do an online release.
v Whaddya think?

[Ionzorg]

^ It would be sort of like "Continued story", but hopefully more mature. :P We should honestly try that to see what happens!
< Thinks it&#39;s a pretty great idea, but I don&#39;t know if we&#39;ll have a New York Times Bestseller when we&#39;re finished.
V You in?

[Issitheus]

^ Nah, it was my idea, but I wanna have nothing to do with it
< is sarcastic
v Who will start the topic?

[Ionzorg]

^ Um...well, I&#39;ve already started a topic tonight...
< I think that Useful should do it, I&#39;m sure he can come up with a creative opening paragraph, if anyone.
V You know you want to.

[Issitheus]

^ Wait, lemme start it.
<*Goes to start epic novel*
v Will help with it

[Useful]

^ Well of course ;D.
< Has also already started a topic tonight, but will do it anyway if Iss doesn&#39;t beat me to it.
V Has he made it already?

[Ionzorg]

^ Not quite yet, but you&#39;d better get going.
< Is watching the Recent sidebar like a hawk.
V Probably won&#39;t post for a bit, because he&#39;s off thinking of a legendary opening paragraph.

[Useful]

^ Apparently we have to decide on a topic first... but I thought that was already decided :-\.
< Does want to write an epic paragraph. But also has to go to the bathroom.
V Ideas for who should compile this thing?

[Issitheus]

^ Well it was my idea, so I might as well compile it when it&#39;s done. Though, maybe we can get donations for a full website and maybe, just maybe have it published? Under the collective name of "The Hellmates" unless we can comeup with something better. As the author&#39;s name, of course.
< That was long.
v Would donate?

[Useful]

^ Sure, I can come up with something.
< Thinks we should start with the thread and move it to a site if it catches on. Also, I&#39;m going to save it on my comp too for editing&#39;s sake (I&#39;m a good editor).
V Will probably also save it on their comp.

[Issitheus]

^Maybe.
< Maybe.
v Got any ideas for a host?

[Useful]

^ Sorry, I&#39;ve never made a web page before.
< Really thinks we should focus on writing the thing first.
V Agrees.

[abyssion1337]

^ sure whatever I need help
< I deleted my gurren lagann torrents and I wanted to burn them onto dvd&#39;s can anyone post links to good quality downloads
V please

[Filleraol]

^ http://www.boxtorrents.com/torrent/131482/Tengen_Toppa_Gurren_Lagann_Order_BSS-Anon.html
< is going to sleep, but will miss the novel thread =(
v did it help?

[abyssion1337]

^ yes TY
< is off to download land
V is there too

[Ionzorg]

^ Is not, is too focused on the novel thread.
< Would donate, or do anything else for that matter if this thing caught on. It would be so cool...
V Has made or operated a website before.

[Issitheus]

^ A few, actually.
< Hoping this novel works out
v Has ideas for the novel

[Ionzorg]

^ OH, WAIT. I actually thought of something that could work! It was actually a dream that I had, but I think it would be a very powerful premise...and it was science fiction!
< Might post it in the novel thread after we figure out how we&#39;re going to write the thing.
V Has ideas on that subject?

[Filleraol]

^ not really
< once had a dream about transvestite clowns throwing salt and sugar at me
v did that help?

[Ionzorg]

^ I helped me lol, Filip. It helped me lol.
< Once had a dream about space travel, white furniture, giant Swiss cake rolls and the decay of the healthy mind, and everyone I&#39;ve told it to so far thinks it was amazing.
V Feels like this thing is starting to take hold, we&#39;re making some good progress now.

[Useful]

I&#39;m sorry, I&#39;m going to break the form for a second here:

ZORG! STOP POSTING HERE! I need you putting this stuff in the right thread, not dithering about somewhere else!

[abyssion1337]

^ calm down
< likes monty python
V also likes monty python

[Ionzorg]

Sorry...

PERUSERS! IF YOU&#39;RE NOT THERE ALREADY, GO NOW!

But I do like Monty Python.

[Issitheus]

...

[SS_nyuu911_SS]

^ Lick my ballz thread breakers
< pulls down pants.
V are you a thread breaker?

[1337uvis]

^no way!
< thinks the forums are getting sluggish with replies... very little life going on the last few days. Apart from the seal amking.
v also noticed that

[Pink_Nipple]

^ Yes and i noticed one more thing.
< The work is in progress but we dont know about it
V knows

[SS_nyuu911_SS]

^ yes i know but not giving input.
< wants a candy coated apple BAD!
V wants one to?

[1337uvis]

^never had one. In fact i doubt more than a handfull of people in Lithuania have.
< Still i assume it&#39;s bad for your teeth.
v is it?

[SS_nyuu911_SS]

^ Well. I don- uhm....yah prolly.
< Always brushes after one.
V So you don&#39;t eat any candy?

[1337uvis]

^Only when the conditions are right. Basically one time - on a date, when i can&#39;t refuse.
< haaah*sigh*... has to keep thinking of keeping in shape, and the good fact is that now i don&#39;t even like candy aanymore
v fatass? :D

[Pink_Nipple]

^ Yes you cannot even imagine how fat i am. :)
< About 57 kg.
V And you?

[SS_nyuu911_SS]

^ No way i&#39;m as thin as they come.
< Not fat.
V So then your a fitness freak?

[1337uvis]

^ 74, but given that I&#39;m 189 cm high it&#39;s the perfect weight. Not a freak. i just like to keep perfect. Might say I&#39;m a perfectionist a bit.
< The starvation feeling begins to fade away after a few months or so... but the workouts are nice :)
v height?

[SS_nyuu911_SS]

^ I&#39;m 5&#39;10 and 140 pounds.
< So on the body weight scale I&#39;m a good weight for my height.
V Doesnt like chocolate then either?

[1337uvis]

^ nay
< What is it with you sweets lovers anyway? You tend to divinise chocolate.
v still isn&#39;t that crazy to do that ^

[SS_nyuu911_SS]

^ uhm....
< likes swiss chocolate. HOLY ****!
V likes vegetables?

[1337uvis]

^ I&#39;m beginning to be aware of the fact that i do not like any food anymore.
< I just eat to keep my chemical energy levels high enough for daily functioning.
v Would like a chocolate pizza i presume

[SS_nyuu911_SS]

^ Have you ever had that? It is actually really good.
< Loves it especially when it has pecans on it.
V Pumpkin seeds?

[1337uvis]

^Those are kinda good to keep your mind off something
< needs that from time to time
v i don&#39;t know i&#39;m so sleepy i could kill a cow. Why kill a cow when i&#39;m sleepy? I don&#39;t know, I&#39;m sleepy.

[SS_nyuu911_SS]

^ Then get some sleep.
< Undersleeping is just as unhealthy as a bad diet.
V So go to sleep?

[Ionzorg]

^ I could use some sleep...Thanks to "A Forgiving Abyss", I only got 3 hours of it last night. :(
< Still thinks it was worth it.
V Could tell me what a "chocolate pizza" would...be?

[abyssion1337]

^ a pizza made of chocolate
< wants one
V spam

[Ionzorg]

^ I hope not. Not that I understand the definition in it&#39;s entirety. (In context of the forums, of course. ::))
< Has never eaten spam. In any context, way shape or form.
V Gewd?

[Useful]

^ Uh. It&#39;s okay. Fried it tastes a lot like Canadian Bacon, but not as good because it&#39;s closer to baloney in composition. I ate it with eggs, so the combo was pretty good.
< Can define spam:

Even in Random Rants, you can spam. This is achieved if the post 1. changes the current topic being discussed and 2. doesn&#39;t say anything interesting, amusing, and/or original. 3. Extra stupid points if it&#39;s something along the lines of "C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER!"
V Agree/disagree?

[abyssion1337]

^ disagree to an extent
< you can&#39;t spam if you&#39;re being random
v agrees that combo breaker is spam

[Ionzorg]

^ I&#39;d say that combo breaker is spam, unless it&#39;s actually breaking a combo in an amusing fashion. Like, when we had 12 pages of nothing but counting in the count to a million thread. If someone had put "C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER!!!" in giant font in the middle of that, I&#39;d say it would be legitimate.
< Was rather tempted to do that, but held out until the combo broke of it&#39;s own accord.
V That was about 100 pages ago, do you even recall that?

[Useful]

^ Yeah. I was starting to feel like the normal thread was spam.
< Thinks this story is actually going somewhere now.
V Agrees.

[Filleraol]

^ nope
< nope
v nope?

[Issitheus]

^You don&#39;t like our story?
< Loves the story
v Also loves it

[Filleraol]

^ not that I don&#39;t like it
< does not understand it
v but whatever..?

[Ionzorg]

^ I think it&#39;s fantastic. You know, that story that no one can seem to agree on a plot and characters for.
< Isn&#39;t frustrated yet, but it&#39;s hindering our progress.
V Agrees?

[Issitheus]

^ We&#39;re just going through the necessary procedures.
< Filip, when we start actually writing the story, check it out.
v Will Filip do it?

[Filleraol]

^ maybe once in a while to see how it&#39;s going
< actually a little interested in how it&#39;ll turn out
v is too

[Ionzorg]

^ Very interested, especially if I&#39;ll be contributing. (Which I will, of course. :))
< Doesn&#39;t have a preference as to the essence of our plot, and is hopefully making things easier.
V Will be contributing.

[Filleraol]

^ nope don&#39;t think so
< english skills not good enough
v good at english grammar and will contribute?

[Issitheus]

^Yes and of course
< Fluent in English for some odd reason and will be contributing.
v " "?

[1337uvis]

^ Why yes, yes, my english is abso-****ing-lutely perfect. pronounciation AND grammar for that matter.
< It sucks to be from a non-english speaking country in this case, since if i want to do "lolcat" talking people will just think i don&#39;t really know how to spell that :O
v contributing?

[Useful]

^ Of course, I wrote the plot for the current version of the story.
< Is glad that Vilius is on board: I wasn&#39;t looking forward to being one of three people who could write well in the entire project.
V Is offended by what I just said.

[1337uvis]

^Why would i be offended by you not thinking that you would be able to write well in the entire project?
<Maybe you missed a word or something?
v you did, right? :D

[Useful]

^ Uh, I guess so.
< Was not looking forward to being one of just three other people writing the novel who could write well.
V Make sense now?

[1337uvis]

^ Yes, a lot more
< Thinks you should go get some rest
V &#39;Night.

[Ionzorg]

^ Mornin&#39;. ;D
< Hopes he was considered as one of those three people. :-\
V Thinks so?

[Useful]

^ Of course. You&#39;re one of the people I&#39;m counting on. ;)
< Is awake again with 8 hours of sleep behind him.
V There was only 2 posts in this topic while I was gone?

[Marco_1989]

^ It was pretty much &#39;dead&#39; at AMV HELL ... And there is not much going on now to
< Still got this month before going to school
V Same as the sentence above

[Pink_Nipple]

^(Now i really can say that) NO MORE SCHOOL!! :)
< *Sob*
V Wants some cherry.

[Useful]

^ Cherry Pie :D :D :D??
< Wants some cherry pie ;D.
V Want some Cherry Pie?

[Pink_Nipple]

^Cherry Pie!!
< Cherry Cake!!!
V Cherry What?

[Useful]

^ Cherry Vanilla Coke!
< Actually really like Cherry Coke and Vanilla Coke... but dislikes regular Coke. I prefer Pepsi to Coke, but my favorite is Dr. Pepper.
V Pepsi guy?

[Pink_Nipple]

^No. In fact i hate all pepsi priducts. Sprite FTW! :D
< Loves it
V Too?

[Useful]

^ Meh. Far too bland for my tastes. I need something with some real flavor.
< That&#39;s the reason I don&#39;t tend to drink name-brand sodas: I&#39;m a fan of stuff like R.W. Knudsen and other things like that. Right now I&#39;m drinking and R.W. Knudsen Strawberry soda. It&#39;s all naturally flavored and doesn&#39;t have any nasty fructose in it. One of the best sodas in the world imo.
V Should try an all-natural soda some time.

[Pink_Nipple]

^I dunno where i can. Earlier we had post-ussr drinks like "Cream-Soda" or "Kolokol&#39;chik" :D
< But i dont think they were natural. But i hope someday i&#39;ll try it.
V Drinks alchohol alot

[1337uvis]

^ Not a lot... just when i feel like it. Or don&#39;t have to drive, which almost never is the case...
< Because of ^ has to enjoy whenever i am drinking
v enjoys it too?

[abyssion1337]

^ lol wut?
< listening to grunge
V what&#39;s your favorite grunge song?

[Ionzorg]

^ I&#39;m not nearly familiar enough with the grunge genre, so I guess it would have to be "Smells Like Teen Spirit". I know what it is, at least. ::)
<

Of course. You&#39;re one of the people I&#39;m counting on. ;)

Seriously? I was going to be all "Nah, I knew it wasn&#39;t me, I&#39;m not that naive." I figured it would be age and either abys or Issi, but thanks. :P
V Do you listen to Disturbed? Either way, this song is AWESOME. The lyrics make me want to crush my adversaries to oblivion.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2jwVTgLc7lQ
(Lyrics are on the YouTube comments.)

[abyssion1337]

^ I sometimes listen to them, you should listen to more grungs
< I recomend stone temple pilots, soundgarden, malfunktion and mudhoney
V is probably already familiar with the more popular ones like nirvana, pearl jam and alice in chains

[SS_nyuu911_SS]

^ I know of them but I don&#39;t listen to them.
< Just bought Terror&#39;s new cd.
V Hasnt heard Terror.

[abyssion1337]

^ i&#39;ve heard of them
< just joined gaia
V has already been a member

[SS_nyuu911_SS]

^ nope
< Just bought The Elder Scrolls Oblivion
V like it?

[abyssion1337]

^ hell yeah
< has a mod for the master sword and hylian shield
V wants it(sorry I can&#39;t post it but you should be able to find it anyway)

[Useful]

^ Nah, I have the Pokeball mod. It&#39;s the ****, you get to shoot it any NPC (with a bow and arrow) then you shoot it again and they&#39;ll fight for you. It&#39;s fun having 5 or 6 guards following you around: all you have to do is punch some dude in the back of the head as you run by and the guards will take care of them ;D.
< Has created gigantic street brawls in the Imperial City by pissing off some guards and then just sitting back and firing off my haxed-out "Fire Pillar" spell at people. I have it embedded on a staff I called "Boomstick" :D. The area of affect is huge, so there&#39;s cascades of helmets and **** bouncing off of buildings all the time.
V Sounds like fun, right?

[abyssion1337]

^ admitidly I&#39;ve done far less in oblivion that I have in morrowind(people think i&#39;m crazy I know where EVERYTHING is)
< still likes oblivion
V torrents pc games

[Useful]

^ Like a madman.
< Has a 200 gig hard drive and got past 150 gigs with games and anime. But mostly games.
V Played Halo 1 for the PC?

[abyssion1337]

^ with a group of people and we modded the crap out of it
< prefered it one xbox (better controls) but wasn&#39;t too fond of halo anyway
V will share some torrents with me

[Useful]

^ What of?
< I use Azureus. Though it&#39;s called Vuze now. I have a bunch of stuff and a Fios connection, so I could hook you up...
V What do you want?

[abyssion1337]

^ wow you&#39;ve got everything
< I&#39;m moving to college soon
V so I hope you don&#39;t mind but I don&#39;t want anything for a couple weeks when I get my new laptop

[Useful]

^ Yeah... I don&#39;t want to put much on my new laptop either.
< Almost got his desktop torched by a heavily infected version of Garry&#39;s Mod.
V Don&#39;t worry, I won&#39;t send you that :D.

[abyssion1337]

^ I don&#39;t need it, my friend gave me the password to his steam account
< gets almost all steam games for free
v has steam

[Useful]

^ NO! I would kill for a Steam password and a product key.
< The version that killed my was non-Steam... that&#39;s where all the viruses came from.
V ;D?

[Pink_Nipple]

^ ;)
< Thinks that Oblivion is non-playable.
V Morrowind FTW isn&#39;t it? :D

[DaMetzger]

^ no, Planescape: Torment FTW ;D
< came back after a longer absence
V didn&#39;t even notice I was gone

[abyssion1337]

^ didn&#39;t much care
< metzger didn&#39;t leave much of an impression on me
V he left one on you though

[1337uvis]

^Yeah, we had a nice conversation in the "you people are crazy" thread
< Also, i remember saying **** You DaMetzger :D
V welcome back!

[DaMetzger]

^ **** you, Lietuvis! ;)
< Now I know why you keep saying that... It&#39;s so liberating...
V say it loudly and proudly: **** YOU! ;)

[1337uvis]

^ Ahh i almost thaught i never could say it again...
< **** You, DaMetzger! Ahhh that sounds just heart-warmingly :D
v thinks we&#39;re both crazy :D

[DaMetzger]

^ cause we are
< thinks there is no such thing as a normal person, everyone is more or less crazy
V is a great example

[Useful]

^ I... don&#39;t think there is anyone else on this forum who could fit that description better.
< Prides himself on being an incredible nerd in dozens of areas of specialty, while at the same time looking like a Norse god. Not normal in the head either...
V You?

[1337uvis]

^haaah, you can say that again :D[for meztger&#39;s v thingy]. I don&#39;t even need to tell you. If not sure of my craziness - ****in&#39; check my sig :D
< "There are no normal people. They are just the ones with a similar perversion" Can&#39;t remember who said that but i read it in a magazine some time ago, made me lol and think at the same time
v ever heard that?

[DaMetzger]

^ no, it&#39;s a good quote though
< just noticed Haruhi on Lietuvis&#39; sig has Ritoania written in Katakana on her armband
V is now proud somebody finally noticed

[1337uvis]

^ not the first one who noticed, although the first one who noticed without me pointing it out :D
< I like subtle details as well as huge ones. seen my seal of approval?
http://img293.imageshack.us/img293/311/sealofapprovalyq9.jpg
v also gonna make one? everybody has.

[DaMetzger]

^ I&#39;m not
< doesn&#39;t have Photoshop
V keeps wondering how is that even possible

[1337uvis]

^ nah, you&#39;re not the first that can&#39;t make it.
< Actually made one for abyss, wait a minute ill find it.
There

http://img156.imageshack.us/img156/6922/abbyssawesomejs1.jpg

v noticed another little "subtle" detail in it? :D

[Useful]

^Well... the anti-communist theme is kind of obvious. And apropriate for the show, come to think of it.
< Also noticed the Africa=Lithuania thing without you mentioning it.
V Did you forget? You had to explain it to Nyuu... or was it Marco?

[1337uvis]

^wasnt marco so i guess nyuu.
< And yes the shapes are a bit similar when you take Lithuania out of the context (known as Europe lol )
v haaah, good night, kinda late here... and dark..and raining.. sleepy therefore

[abyssion1337]

^ I did actually notice that it looked like compressed africa
< can actually find Lithuania on a map
V can&#39;t

[1337uvis]

^ I did actually notice that it looked like compressed africa


BEST EXPRESSION EVER! :D
sorry not gonna answer cause going to sleep, just had to point it out. skip me.

[Pink_Nipple]

^ Awright :)
< Goin to have some sleep its too late
V Hates my pointless posts

[DaMetzger]

^ who are you again?
< keeps ignoring sonme people ;)
V you there! Don&#39;t feed the troll!

[SS_nyuu911_SS]

^ Sorry I just had some extra bacon.
< Feels sorry for the under fed troll.
V So why can&#39;t I feed it?

[Ionzorg]

^ Because it will start eating, and once it&#39;s had a taste of good meat, it will want more...Just throw a high-quality cut of steak over his head and run, if you must.
< Hasn&#39;t eaten since I cooked a single fried egg at two in the morning last night.
V How many times do you think this thread has gone to the topic of food?

[abyssion1337]

^ twice a page
< won&#39;t talk about food
V food? (oh crap)

[Ionzorg]

^ Foooooooood... :o
< Is reputed to make a mean vegetable stir fry, it&#39;s practically euphoric. 8)
V If you made a stir fry, what would you put in it? I like suggestions.

[abyssion1337]

^ beef
< hold on I&#39;ll cut it so it&#39;s in strips
V will try it

[SS_nyuu911_SS]

^ yup. Beef, shrimp, snow peas and of course the obvious stuff.
< mhm.......*drool*
V Make me stir fry?

[Ionzorg]

^ Come on over, and I&#39;d be happy to. :) What would it be, like, a 20 to 30-hour drive, maybe?
< Once I tried kielbasa, but after I fried it, it was far too salty.
V Would like a few radishes in there.

[SS_nyuu911_SS]

^ i&#39;d still eat it but I would prefer no radish&#39;s
< Getting in car and starting to drive to....
V Toronto right?

[Ionzorg]

^ Belleville actually, it&#39;s about another 2 hours East of Toronto, right on the shoreline. ;D
< Lives in a town that, if not that nice looking, at least has a decent marina.
V I have an assortment of cooking wines, which country would you rather it be imported from?

[SS_nyuu911_SS]

^ France!
< Gettin pumped.
V Should I bring anything?

[Ionzorg]

^ I only ask for your delightful presence, but some red peppers might be nice, too.
< And a good cake, if you please, I&#39;m partial to Black Forest myself.
V You?

[SS_nyuu911_SS]

^ I have to agree with you. Although I LOVE Turtle Cake.
< Actually kinda wants to come now.
V I&#39;m bringing 40 red peppers and a shotgun. sound good? (shotgun is for the joyride around town after dinner)

[Ionzorg]

^ A splendid combination. (After we split an entire bottle of stock &#39;84 Italian brandy, of course. ;))
< Is giddy with excitement. :D
V Should totally come.

[SS_nyuu911_SS]

^ I think I will. I just needa go service my car first, for that is a long trip.
< Calculating cost of trip.
V How long am I welcome?

[Ionzorg]

^ Hm...I&#39;d have to inquire, but at least a few days, I&#39;m sure. Considering the circumstances and all...
< Would feel a bit weird about asking my mother that. :P
V Would probably too, if you were me.

[abyssion1337]

^ not really
< well maybe
V will pick me up on the way (my car sucks)

[DaMetzger]

^ ok, if you buy me a ticket to NY :P
< would gladly visit the states again, only the west coast this time
V will give ma a neccessary visa

[1337uvis]

^nah, I&#39;ll just wait for the visa-less treaty which should be enforced upon the US including all EU nations by 2009
< Otherwise the EU will require US diplomats to get a visa :D
V EU rocks, eh? :D

[DaMetzger]

^ sometimes yes, this being one of the rare examples
< thinks EU has waaaaaaay to much bureaucracy
V agrees

[1337uvis]

^ ha ha , the guys to the left of my office deal with the bureucracy, i deal with people :D
< but still yes, there is a lot of it.
v but sometimes it&#39;s necessary to keep things running the way they were menat to

[SS_nyuu911_SS]

^ Yah tottaly.
< About to eat some good soup.
V Want some?

[Pink_Nipple]

^ No thx :D
< Eating something that cannot translate to english
V Interested?

[abyssion1337]

^ yes
< wants to know what it is
V TELL ME, NOW

[Pink_Nipple]

^ It&#39;s called Zapekanka!
< What more can i say?
V Favourite dish?

[abyssion1337]

^ sushi
< still doesn&#39;t know what&#39;s in it
V tell me

[Pink_Nipple]

^ Zapekanka? :D It&#39;s made of....dunno how to say....milk....
< Let&#39;s call it fried milk :D
V I&#39;ll tell you later.....BTW why sushi?

[abyssion1337]

^ cause it&#39;s so good
< thinks about fried milk
V can you make it...

[Pink_Nipple]

^ I got it now
< It&#39;s fried cottage cheese :D
V Makes sense now?

[abyssion1337]

^ I just googled it, it&#39;s similar to cheesecake?
< wants to make it
V has a recipe

[Pink_Nipple]

^ No. I dont. :-\
< But i still have some and can give a pic.
V Should I?

[abyssion1337]

^ yes
< wants to try it now
V will find a recipe (I don&#39;t want to have to buy a russion cookbook)

[1337uvis]

^ no need, just slap some cottage cheese in the microwawe, (but the cheese-kind, not the brittle kind) set it to max and for 5-6 minutes and there you ****in&#39; go...

If you feel like translating from Lithuanian instead iof russian, there: http://www.bernardinai.lt/index.php?url=articles/70957


< no cottage cheese can beat cepelinai ;)
v ever eaten? it&#39;s called the Lithuanian national dish, but it really just emerged in the 16th century, but wtf, nobody else makes &#39;em so ... :D

[abyssion1337]

^ no
< is intrigued
V how do you make it

[Pink_Nipple]

^ Sorry ;)

recipe of Zapekanka
V So how do you make it, Villius? :D

[1337uvis]

^ **** ti again, here&#39;s a link http://www.grouprecipes.com/54593/russian-zapekanka.html :D
^ cepelinai is actually a lot easier to make :D (or explain how to make at least)
< grind up some potatoes...**** it, here&#39;s a link. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cepelinai
v looks good? :D

[abyssion1337]

^ yes it does
< reminds me of the fried dumplings I get from the chinese food place
V has had them

[1337uvis]

^mmm... nope, not rly.
< has had a lot of japanese food though
v ever had taht deadly fish? You know the one that yo udie if you eat it if it&#39;s not well prepared? jsut can&#39;t remember the name of the top of my head * Fugu, it&#39;s called Fugu*

[abyssion1337]

^ I think I have
< had aligator once
V hasn&#39;t?

[1337uvis]

^ yes, i havent
< ever eaten salted crow?
v if you haven&#39;t been to the Curonian Spit you haven&#39;t :D

[abyssion1337]

^ is that the only place that has it
< thinks american cities should start hunting and trapping pigeons for food
V has had pigeon

[DaMetzger]

^ not that I&#39;m aware of... but who knows what the chinese serve in their restaurants
< thinks big cities should hire maltese people to get rid of pigeons
V now knows bird hunting is (used to be?) a national sport on Malta

[abyssion1337]

^ really
< actually lacross not hocky is the national sport of canada
V thought it was hocky

[DaMetzger]

^ yeah, I really thought so
< has no idea what lacross is
V will tell me

[1337uvis]

^don&#39;t even know what exactly lacross is but if you want to kill birds in a nation reserve, also come to the Curonian Spit :D we have a problem with cormorants, so they actually make hunts twice a year.
< i killed three once!
v fun?

[abyssion1337]

^ sounds like it I guess
< doesn&#39;t like hunting
V lacross is a sport played by native americans, better?

[1337uvis]

^better than nothing i presume
< i stil lthink basketball is best though ;)
v plays basketball well?

[Pink_Nipple]

^ Not really. I dont like baskets. And Balls.
< Plays Crimsonland well. Highscore is about 13000000
V Then you play basketball well?

[1337uvis]

^ not as well as some of my friends, but pretty good
< did you know that nobody plays baseball in Lithuania?
v amazed

[abyssion1337]

^ not really
< most of america has lost interest in baseball
v useful can confirm that

[DaMetzger]

^ how so? it was like the national sport
< just like NASCAR
V why do they keep going left? they should do at least one race going right :P

[abyssion1337]

^ I hate nascar
< a lot, most of the fans are rednecks
V also has problems with rednecks