[abyssion1337]

^ yes
< actually already has a torture chamber
V is in it

[DaMetzger]

^ I thought it was a gym...
< is now trying to escape
V wants to stop me

[abyssion1337]

^ I don&#39;t need to you can&#39;t
< *evil laugh*
V is also laughing

[SS_nyuu911_SS]

^ MUWHAHAHAHA!
< Does not need a soul cleaning......you dick.... :)
V Wants to challenge me to a bike race?

[abyssion1337]

^ not really
< in confused by this strange accusation
V will elaborate

[SS_nyuu911_SS]

^ I&#39;m quick on a tricycle.
< Speeding away.
V Drives a crappy moped.

[abyssion1337]

^ nope
< it&#39;s a yellow vespa
V is about to get hit on the head

[SS_nyuu911_SS]

^ OUCH! Where the duece did this pineapple come from?
< Has a growing goose egg RIGHT on top of the head.
V Is about to get an autograph from Paris Hilton. (eww shes gross)

[abyssion1337]

^ ewww DO NOT WANT
< shoots here with a shotgun
V helps

[DaMetzger]

^ of course
< hits her over the head with a sledgehammer
V is she dead?

[abyssion1337]

^ OMG it lives
< runs away
V give me the password I can kill it with the BFG

[SS_nyuu911_SS]

^ The password is........ 0000
< Ducking for cover.
V Are her guts splattered?

[DaMetzger]

^ only a little bit
< pokes the carcass with a stick
V should we run her over for good measure?

[Useful]

^ OF COURSE! Humvee time! ^_^
< Kinda wishes he had a chainsaw so he could fix the back yard. And those damn neighbors (not entirely kidding)
V Wants a chainsaw for less subtle reasons (if the universe doesn&#39;t implode from me using the words "subtle" and "chainsaw" in the same sentence)

[Marco_1989]

^ Why would te universe implode? I only want to use it to get trees down ^^
< Wants his Death Note manga to arrive very soon
V Also ordered manga

[Useful]

^ No order, haz bookstore!
< Borders Books has a CRAZY amount of manga for the size of it&#39;s store. Walden Books too. Gotta love the northeast.
V Is officially jealous that I have 5 bookstores in a 15 minute drive radius that sell manga (and 25 min away I have a TOKYO KID)

[Marco_1989]

^ Not really jealous, since I can just order my manga at home.. :)
< Works 4 days a week, 8hrs a day.
V Also works

[Useful]

^ Working hard to find a job, yes. And ordering costs money on top, why the HELL would I do that? Gas isn&#39;t THAT expensive. Besides, if it were, shipping costs would go up too. Oh, bollocks, another long-winded explanation. Oh, and it takes too long!
< Is not really British, just likes using British swears
V Is amused that I don&#39;t remember what I started talking about at the beginning of this post.

[Marco_1989]

^ Sorry. I&#39;m not. But about the ordering. There is some costs on top yes, but not much. And I don&#39;t care it takes a little longer, can&#39;t buy it somewhere close here anyway.
< Has to go now. Work tomorrow ... last day this week ^^
V Watches Eyeshield 21

[abyssion1337]

^ no I haven&#39;t
< hasn&#39;t even thought about it
V should I?

[Issitheus]

^ Should you what?
< Wasn&#39;t paying attention
v What anime should I finish tonight?

[SS_nyuu911_SS]

^ (the following is a joke) I think you should watch all Inuyasha episodes tonight.
< Just finished Kanokon.
V Hates Kanokon.

[Issitheus]

^never seen it
< needs to finish Azumanga, Lucky Star, or Elfen Lied tonight
v Which one?

[SS_nyuu911_SS]

^ ELFEN LIED! What episode are you on?
< yawned.
V Likes watching people 2-step?

[Issitheus]

^???
< I forget what ep. I&#39;m on it&#39;s been so long. Like 6 or so.
V ?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!

[SS_nyuu911_SS]

^ You got a long way to go. It&#39;s a beautiful show.
< Watchin some 2-step videos!
V Is about to break it down cracka?

[abyssion1337]

^ not exactly
< is about to drop the hammer and dispense some indiscriminate justice
V gets the reference

[DaMetzger]

^ yeah I do
< is now Elitist
V doesn&#39;t give a ****

[SS_nyuu911_SS]

^ no, congrats!
< Is worried that Dametzger might rebel now that he&#39;s one of us!
V eating stale cheerios

[Marco_1989]

^ Nope :)
< Watches One Piece as of yesterday
V Watches One Piece



< needs to finish Azumanga, Lucky Star, or Elfen Lied tonight
v Which one?



^ ELFEN LIED! What episode are you on?



^???
< I forget what ep. I&#39;m on it&#39;s been so long. Like 6 or so.
V ?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!



^ You got a long way to go. It&#39;s a beautiful show.

If Issitheus is at episode 6, he doesn&#39;t got a long way to go, since Elfen Lied only got 13 episodes :P ..

Just had to say this ^^

[SS_nyuu911_SS]

I beg to differ. As far as story goes hes got a long way to go. YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN! DAMNIT YOU TAKE EVERYTHING SO LITERALLY!
lol

^ NO!
< NO!
V NO?

[Marco_1989]

I beg to differ. As far as story goes hes got a long way to go. YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN! DAMNIT YOU TAKE EVERYTHING SO LITERALLY!
lol

:P I take everything the way it is. 7 episodes isn&#39;t a long way. I am at episode 4 at the moment from One Piece. And there are 362 eps now.. So I got a long way to go.. But I don&#39;t care. It&#39;s awesome anyway ^^

^ no?
< What?
V yes?

[SS_nyuu911_SS]

My point was, he is only half way done. I thought he would be on like ep 10. So in my surprise I said. Oh you still got a long way to go.

^no
< needs more snadwhich.
V would like some sandwhich?

[abyssion1337]

^ no
< I&#39;m not a genie
V stop asking me for wishes

[DaMetzger]

^ you wish
< is leaving for the German GP and will be back monday
V will miss me

[acutekat]

^ will not
< needs to get new rank
V ahh i ve said it allready

[abyssion1337]

^ I don&#39;t care
< doesn&#39;t much like acutecat
V also doesn&#39;t much like acutecat

[acutekat]

^ i have issues
< has issues
V doesnt have issues

[SS_nyuu911_SS]

^Your right I don&#39;t
< Is scratching balls
V Hates golf?

[acutekat]

^ depends
< uses heads as golf balls
V use golf balls as golf balls

[abyssion1337]

^ no I&#39;ll use your balls as golf balls
< *gets huge knife*
V no I won&#39;t give you a fair chance to escape

[acutekat]

^ yoink
< is running away
V is chasing me

[abyssion1337]

^ yep
< *catches up to you, pulls out sword and swings it*
V now what should I do with your balls?

[acutekat]

^ ha you just cut of my fuzzy dice
< runs away through my stargate before i sold it to the military previously mentioned in the what if thread and then promptly buried the stargate on the other end and becomes king on a highly advanced society
V is figuring out how to get my balls

[SS_nyuu911_SS]

^ NO!
< ewwwwww
V walk away!!!!

[acutekat]

^ you came in at the wrong time
< is terribly sorry
V says sorry in the canadian way

[abyssion1337]

^ sometimes
< Canada is sweet
v likes Canadian girls

[acutekat]

^ meh
<meh
V meh

[abyssion1337]

^ is worthless
< will kill acutekat if he doesn&#39;t stop spamming
V will help

[SS_nyuu911_SS]

^ yes
< Will help kill with nothing but tweezers.
V Hates spammers i assume?

[abyssion1337]

^ yes
< hates them a lot
V does not want green eggs and ham

[Useful]

^ Indeed. DO NOT WANT!
< Just biked for an hour and 45 minutes. And is kind of wishing he wasn&#39;t too damn lazy to get up and turn on the A/C.
V &#39;Ling rush?

[abyssion1337]

^ what like the band
< is listening to the stone temple pilots
V likes them

[SS_nyuu911_SS]

^ Never heard.
< Just washed car and is HOT!
V Is hot at your home to?

[1337uvis]

^ 20 degrees Celsius and just rained nicely here... awesome here :P
< but also just washed a car and it rained so.. not that good :D
V what kind of car V has?

[Ionzorg]

^ I don&#39;t even have a license (although I am sixteen now...if I didn&#39;t have boat expenses I&#39;d probably at least have obtained my G1 right now :(), but as for my mother she drives a very long, very wide, very comfortable, very old and very gas-guzzling Lincoln Continental. It&#39;s a fantastic ride, I assure you. 8)
< Is modifying this post because he forgot to follow the rules of the thread.
V Forgets which thread he is in more often than not.

[SS_nyuu911_SS]

^ almost never happens.
< drives a tiny 2006 pontiac pursuit.
V wants a moped?

[abyssion1337]

^ not really
< has yellow vespa
V is jealous

[SS_nyuu911_SS]

^ completly
< just watched transformers and really enjoyed it.
V liked it?

[1337uvis]

^ if you&#39;re talking about the movie the effects were... respectable lets say
< drives a 1996 [big whoop, they stopped making that car in 2000] wine red fiat coupe. Look it up and drool (especcially if you live in N. (or S.) America, cause it&#39;s not available there ;)
v *drools*

[Jefvel]

^ The front looks badass and very nice....but the back, ugh..
< hello
v can play guitar fairly good

[1337uvis]

^never tried, but then again i can do lots of awesome things, so why not :D
< actually had a guitar and never used it ???
v weird ****, eh?

[Issitheus]

^ What?
< What?
v What?

[SS_nyuu911_SS]

^ I said, NO ISSI I WILL NOT SLEEP WITH YOU, YOU PERV!
< sheesh.
V people these days eh?

[abyssion1337]

^ tell me about it
< look pandas
V also wants to hug the panda

[DaMetzger]

^ sure, pandas are cool
< hmmm... that reminds me...
V ever heard of Sexual Harassment Panda?

[Useful]

^ Is that like **** Bear except larger and SLIGHTLY less perverted?
< Is pretty impressed with the Fiat Coupe. It looks like Mitsubishi Eclipse, actually. Except for the back, which is definitely ugh.
V Uh... so what is Sexual Harassment Panda?

[DaMetzger]

^ watch south park ep306 and you&#39;ll know
< lol, ****bear
http://img183.imageshack.us/img183/1420/b****bearhn1.jpg
V pool&#39;s closed?

[Useful]

^http://pics.ohlawd.net/img/pools%20closed%20sims.jpg
< So... I&#39;m not about to watch an episode of South Park just to get the joke. Could you tell me?
V In other news: O RlY?

[DaMetzger]

^ Ya, rly
< Sexual Harassment Panda is a mascot teaching kids about sexual harassment. That triggers Cartman to sue Stan, accusing him of secual harassment, and a lot of other people suing each other causing chaos in South Park and the only lawyer - Kyle&#39;s dad - to get insanely rich. Then there&#39;s a court trial of everyone vs everyone with Kyle&#39;s dad representing the side of everyone.
V EFG

[Useful]

^http://www.btard.org/halloween/efg.jpg INDEED
< Was on /b/ recently... and it sucked, as usual. Gif was pretty funny though. Too bad I didn&#39;t save that one with the guy getting smacked in the head with a keyboard.
VLongcat?

[DaMetzger]

^ right you are
http://img140.imageshack.us/img140/9885/longcatcaptainplanetwc5.jpg
< has just broken rules #1 and #2
V do you know the rules of the internets?

[Issitheus]

^ A few
< Knows 1, 34, 35, and 63.
v What are the rest?

[Useful]

^ Been a while... that pic was actually posted on here once. I think. Ages ago.
< But of course I know numbers 1 and 2. Yes, we have just broken them. Oh well. I don&#39;t think anyone here cares, and as long as we don&#39;t give away our RL names it won&#39;t matter.
Edit: I found the pic. Linking because MASSIVE. http://daemien.com/random/RULES%20OF%20THE%20INTERNET.gif
V Right? *guilty smile*

[DaMetzger]

^ post rules of teh internets
< ????
V profit

[Useful]

^ Well duh. It is kind of funny how three exclamation points in a row here turn into a "WTF?" face. :D
< Yes, I posted them.
V So... I heard you like mudkips?

[SS_nyuu911_SS]

^ well yes. I do like them on occasion.
< so, wanna um.....
V ??

[Useful]

^ Fail? No, I don&#39;t feel like failing, thank you very much.
< Is gonna post some fail if it kills him... here we go!
http://i245.photobucket.com/albums/gg52/LtDouchebag/fail-1.gif
V We really should switch over to the pictures thread, shouldn&#39;t we?

[SS_nyuu911_SS]

^ Im up for that.
< loves women! (just saw a hot chick)
V loves men?

[Useful]

^ Not in a sexual way!
< "You think I&#39;m sexy and you&#39;re right
Come a little closer I don&#39;t bite
I see the love that&#39;s in you eyes..."
V Wants to see AMV Hell 3 again now.

[SS_nyuu911_SS]

^yes but not now.
< watching a movie called "The Saint"
V heard of it?

[Useful]

^ Mmmm... I don&#39;t think so.
< Should be reading the Aeneid right now.
V Thinks the Trojan War was pretty cool. Illustration:
http://www.ultimate-freestuff.com/Trojan-Condoms.gif

[SS_nyuu911_SS]

^ When I put on a trojan and start a war it&#39;s awesome :D
< *snicker*
V OH! Snickers bars are amazing. Do you have them in your country?

[Useful]

^ ....... Yes. I know that was aimed at Mawelli. And I would assume that there are Snickers in Finland considering Mars inc. (company that makes Snickers) is a multinational corporation.
< Doesn&#39;t like Snickers. I don&#39;t like peanut butter when mixed with most things including chocolate.
V Is going "WTF? Rant muchly?"

[abyssion1337]

^ not really
< listening to music
V GTFO

[SS_nyuu911_SS]

^ ??
< thinking that snickers doesnt have peanut butter.
V its caramel no?

[Useful]

^ Uh, no. It&#39;s peanut butter and nougat.
< Wants a figure of Nagi from Negima.
V Is less tired then me, probably.

[SS_nyuu911_SS]

^nope. worked 10 hours.
< snickers in canada is caramel. so there is a difference in countries.
V ever get into a fight with a midget?

[Useful]

^ Uh. No. But one did tell me to sit down sternly.
< I was at King Richard&#39;s Faire. It&#39;s this cool medieval fair down on the southern coast of MA.
V Ever seen a liger?

[SS_nyuu911_SS]

^ not in person. but in pics, yah.
< is running from ellen fiess&#39; picture.
V not afraid?

[abyssion1337]

^ nope
< I&#39;m not dead yet
V lives in camalot

[Issitheus]

^ No, for it is a silly place.
< Doesn&#39;t like to live in silly places
v Likes to live in silly places.

[abyssion1337]

^ not at all
< likes to visit silly places
v hates silly places

[SS_nyuu911_SS]

^ I AM SILLY!
< I AM SILLY!
V ARE U SILLY?!?

[Useful]

^ The past five posts have gotten progressively less intelligent. Just an observation.
< YESH AH AM SHILLY! @_@
V We need a new meme, do we not?

[SS_nyuu911_SS]

^ yes
< juggly boobs = good
V you want some?

[abyssion1337]

^ I already have some
< we still need a new meme
V has one

[Issitheus]

^ DESU
< DESU
v DESU

[abyssion1337]

^ pointless
< I&#39;ll let is slide cause you&#39;re not as bad as acutekat
V ROAR

[Useful]

^ hmm... that brings to mind this really crappy movie I once saw. It was called The Screaming Skull or something equally campy. It was actually a satire of all the crappy-ass, b-grade, black-and-white, sci-fi horror flicks (MAN that&#39;s a lot of hyphens) that got made in the 50&#39;s and 60&#39;s. It had, among other things, humanoid aliens, a mind controlling skull, a "magic of ancient evil", a gorilla with a fish bowl on it&#39;s head, and perhaps the coolest thing I&#39;ve ever seen in a live-action film, a girl that was supposedly made out of "5 different woodland creatures combined!". But screw what she was supposed to be, she had whiskers, cat ears, and all she would ever say was "Raower!" (pronounced like someone who starts a riot: &#39;row-er&#39;).
< Thinks this is awesome.
V Roawer?

[SS_nyuu911_SS]

^ NO! no...........no.........(sad voice muffled by tears) no.. :&#39;(
< *wimper*
V is the bad man gone?

[abyssion1337]

^ no
< I remember a 60&#39;s horror movie about a white woman giving birth to a black baby
V hates today&#39;s society&#39;s persisting racist tendencies

[SS_nyuu911_SS]

^ most of the time?
? wants a rotweiler
v got pets?

[abyssion1337]

^ I has a cat
< loves cats
V will now make a pussy joke(get your mind our to the gutter)

[DaMetzger]

^ no, I am beyond that
< shot 4 times, stabbed 6 times, bit by 1 squirrel
V wants to know were that qoute is from

[SS_nyuu911_SS]

^ sure
< probably a chick flick. jk mate.
V Will say quote.

[Issitheus]

^ quote
< quote
v quote

[DaMetzger]

^ quote
< quote
v quote

^ quote
< trying to be funny
V didn&#39;t laugh one bit

[Issitheus]

^hahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahha
< hahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahaha
v ha?

[SS_nyuu911_SS]

^ stfu (jk, seriously jk)
< worried that...
V he will cry.

[1337uvis]

^frankly dear... i don&#39;t give a damn ... *slap* xD
< ahhh usually doesn&#39;t refer to scenes from amv hells but couldn&#39;t resist it this time.
v didn&#39;t just lose a bet and didn&#39;t have to run accross town in the middle of summer dressed as santa claus ... ghem.... *as someone in here did*

[SS_nyuu911_SS]

^ thats a sweet bet to lose. I would do that even if there wasnt a bet!
< loves doing stoopid stuff
V has a friend that somehow takes away all the fear and allows you to do anything?

[Useful]

^ I AM that friend. Not kidding, I&#39;m the retard who says to everyone "DO IT!"
< Honestly is that kind of guy, but wouldn&#39;t run away if my friend got caught.
V Has a friend like me?

[SS_nyuu911_SS]

^ yup.
< loves steak
V eating steak tonite?

[Useful]

^ No, but I did last night. They were in shish kebob format, but the were REALLY GOOD. Really rare, just the way I like &#39;em.
< Is a metaphorical quarter inch away from being a carnivore.
V Has a pet.

[SS_nyuu911_SS]

^ out of the 8 i have....only like 2. my cats. miles and davis.
< mhm i love cats
V loves cats?

[Useful]

^ My favorite animal. Well, to be more accurate...
< I admire the Siberian Tiger for its power, the Jaguarundi for its agility, and the Ocelot for its stealth. I love cats. I literally read an encyclopedia on them. Every single species.
V Thinks I&#39;m a little crazy now. Wait, no, I&#39;ve done that too many times.

[SS_nyuu911_SS]

^ meh.
< jump really hi.
v hates b- ball

[DaMetzger]

^ I just find it boring
< Boris the Bullet Dodger
V Bullet-tooth Tony

[1337uvis]

^**** you DaMetzger xD good ol&#39; times, but srsly, wtf is bullet-tooth tony? o.0
< Doesn&#39;t want to work on this nice summer day :( that&#39;s why i&#39;m here :D
v on vacation?

[DaMetzger]

^ yup
< Boris the Bullet Dodger and Bullet Tooth Tony are characters from the movie Snatch - a must-see
V will watch it now

[SS_nyuu911_SS]

^ I don&#39;t know probably not.
< After I read boris I thought of the song Boris the Blade.
V by which band??

[DaMetzger]

^ don&#39;t care
< is currently watching Top Gear
V also enjoys the show

[1337uvis]

^most definetly yes
< It gets a lot more and more staged as time goes by but it&#39;s still rather entertaining
v also noticed that

[SS_nyuu911_SS]

^ never seen it
< almost done at work
V didnt work today

[1337uvis]

^ i WISH
< oh crap it&#39;s 1 a.m. and i have work in the morning... thanks for reminding
V good night x)

[SS_nyuu911_SS]

^ later dater
< *fart*
V smell that?

[DaMetzger]

^ *faints beacause of the smell*
< .............. *wakes up*
V the **** was that?

[Masterbot]

^ nothing, go back to sleep
< smells and is going to take a shower
V wheres my shower gel?

[SS_nyuu911_SS]

^ my fart melted it.
< *farts* :o i **** my pants
V change of undies plz?

[Masterbot]

^ lemme think for a second.....no
< see&#39;s his food crawling away
V maybe I shouldn&#39;t have let it stay in the warm for so long

[SS_nyuu911_SS]

^ eek! your food is at my doorstep..
< HOW DID IT GET ACROSS THE WORLD!
V GET RID OF IT!

[Masterbot]

^ "just eat it" *sings*
< is going to bed
v son&#39;t let the food bite you

[SS_nyuu911_SS]

^ IT DID!
< *blood everywhere, organs on walls, gasping for air*
V yo...you.....id....idiot....

[Masterbot]

^ Can&#39;t here you
< snoores
V gets anoyed

[SS_nyuu911_SS]

^ Only Chii can annoy me.....oh and my buddy Andrew...
< doesnt get annoyed easily.
V DOESNT eat ****?

[1337uvis]

^ *AMAZINGLY* i DO NOT eat **** :o
< is teh back from work x)
v laughs at me for whatever reason

[DaMetzger]

^ you, sir, are no laughing matter
< is now serious
V what is wrong with you?

[Masterbot]

^ nothing, except for my paranoid schizophrenia
< needs to see a shrink
v do you think we are crazy?

[1337uvis]

^everyone&#39;s a bit crazy
< even me (i guess you can see that from the catgirls)
v him too is a bit crazy!

[Marco_1989]

^ Yeah, I&#39;m a bit crazy. Maybe I like ecchi just a little bit to much....
< Wonders if you can even like ecchi to much... You can never like it TO much.. Right?!
V Right?!!



< even me (i guess you can see that from the catgirls)

Its OK. Catgirls are hot ^^ ;D

[DaMetzger]

^ *with a calming voice* of course!
< dialing a number on his cell phone
V hello? Arkham Asylum?

[1337uvis]

^ Yes, please state your bussiness.
< Too much ecchi you say...
v Our team is on the way, what&#39;s your address?

[Marco_1989]

< Too much ecchi you say...

That really is impossible.. :)

You can go on with the ^< V game :D. That is what this thread should be called in the first place ^^

[DaMetzger]

^ Yes, please state your bussiness.
< Too much ecchi you say...
v Our team is on the way, what&#39;s your address?

^ somewhere between hell and total insanity
< just finished watching an episode of Wipeout
V this **** is funny, aint&#39;t it?

[SS_nyuu911_SS]

^ Yes, please state your bussiness.
< Too much ecchi you say...
v Our team is on the way, what&#39;s your address?


^ Yes, I love wipeout
< Some stoooooooopid people on wipeout!
V what ep you watching?

[Filleraol]

^ finished the 5th episode recently, ep 6 doesn&#39;t seem to have been showed on tv yet
< loves it
v rooted for the video game nerd!

[DaMetzger]

^ haven&#39;t seen in yet
< laughed his ass off watchin the ep with the girl that has never been kissed and the ridicilously handsome guy
V Wipeout also reminds him of Takeshi&#39;s Castle

[SS_nyuu911_SS]

^ yes
< thinks its a cheap rip off of that actually
V rite?

[DaMetzger]

^ right
< thinks the challenges are way more extreme than in Takeshi&#39;s Castle, were they were just plain funny
V agrees

[SS_nyuu911_SS]

^ yes u are correct.
< doesnt wanna finish his last shift at work.
V is a billionaire?

[DaMetzger]

^ nope
< *starts swinging a pendant*
V you&#39;re getting sleepy...

[SS_nyuu911_SS]

^ haha not gunna hap- ZzZ ZzZ
< ZzZ ZzZ
V .......

[Ionzorg]

^ I haven&#39;t looked yet, I REFUSE TO LOO- Wait the glint of it caught my eye daaaaaaaamn...
< Resistance is futile...even I know that, you don&#39;t need to tell me...
V ...

[SS_nyuu911_SS]

^ .....
< *dreaming* no mommy i dont wanna poison cookie......
V ......

[DaMetzger]

^ Mwahahahaha... Now you&#39;re under my control! That was easy! I can&#39;t beleive this bull**** works... I would never fall for that.
< *starts swinging the pendant in front of his own eyes*
V see? nothing happens..... ZZzzZzzzZ....

[SS_nyuu911_SS]

^ZzZ ZzZ
< *dreaming still* Oh, yah right there, OH! OH! OH! OH!. Oh, that was a good backrub.
V ZzZ ZzZ

[1337uvis]

^ *sound of splashing water* get yourself together man, we&#39;re on a mission here!
< hits ^ in the face
v wakes up

[DaMetzger]

^ *mumbles* no, 5 more minutes..
< *wakes up*
V huh? what just happened?

[SS_nyuu911_SS]

^ I dont know....
< All I remember is a swinging wat-
V ZzZ ZzZ

[1337uvis]

^ Damn you people! Must i do everything myself?
< *shot* how do you feel about getting my squad sleepy now, DaMetzger? *shot* *shot* HUH?! *shot* *shot* *shot* ...there we go... WHAT?! *shot*
v wake up you bastards!

[DaMetzger]

^ dude, I&#39;m awake already *realises something*
< *looks at his body - no holes whatsoever* wow... I&#39;m still alive
V was it divine intervention?

[1337uvis]

^no, i saw blood...
< looks around
v if you&#39;re alive... who&#39;s down there on the floor?

[DaMetzger]

^ uhhh... no idea....
< doesn&#39;t recognise the body
V let&#39;s get out of here before we get accused of murder!

[1337uvis]

^Squad! Wake up and move the hell out!
< *running*
v ****, where&#39;s marco?

[Marco_1989]

^ I&#39;M HERE!! DON&#39;T LEAVE ME BEHIND!
< RUNS !!
V 1337uvis?? Is that you?!

[1337uvis]

^yeah, that&#39;s me marco! Thaught we lost you
< Let&#39;s get the hell out of here anyways
v by the way did you find out who the guy I....WE.... killed was?

[DaMetzger]

^ maybe Nyuu knows...
< Hey! nyuu... NYUU!... oh-oh...
V do you think... maybe it was...

[Marco_1989]

^ WHO? KILLED? I KILLED SOMEONE?
< DRIVES INSANE
V Who are you?! Stay away from me!

[1337uvis]

^ marco! put your gun down!
< Listen! Don&#39;t make me do this!
v somebody call backup!

[Marco_1989]

^ hahahahah! >:( To late for that ..!!
< *Shoots*
V DIED?



^ marco! put your gun down!
I don&#39;t have to, since 4Kids already modified it. Just read my last post in the Random Rants thread (http://amvhell.com/index.php/topic,1702.msg53011.html#msg53011) :P
http://art1.server05.sheezyart.com/medium/99/994431.jpg

[1337uvis]

^ *gets to his radio* BASE! WE NEED BACKUP! REPEAT NEED BACKUP!
< hides begind a wall and fires back intentionally missing marco
v marco, PUT THAT GUN DOWN! It&#39;s gonna be ok!

[Marco_1989]

^ Are you sure... ? I don&#39;t know what to do...
< *Points gun at own face*
V ..

[1337uvis]

^ for ****&#39;s sake man, stop it!
< *sound from radio* backup has arrived.*sound of radio*Send them in!*Sound of radio*
V drops on the ground after being tazed

[Marco_1989]

^ *FALLS* .. Huh? What happened? My head hurts... 1337uvis is that you... wait.. Lietuvis ..? What the?!?
< *back to normal*
V helps me stand up. My body is numb thanks to the tazer.. -.-

[abyssion1337]

^ um ok
< *helps marco up*
V don&#39;t taze me bro

[SS_nyuu911_SS]

^ ALL I WANTED WAS YOUR LOVE MAN!
< *tazers abyss*
V ALL I WANTED WAS YOUR LOVE! *turns tazer on self*

[1337uvis]

^Damn, i&#39;m getting the hell out of here!
< *radio* Extraction required! Send the helicopter!
v any of you wanna get out while you have the cance?

[SS_nyuu911_SS]

^ YEHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHA JUST TRY IT! *bazookas copter outta the sky*
< *drops bazooka and pulls out a knife*
V LETS HAVE A DUEL TO THE DEATH!

[1337uvis]

^ Wel... it&#39;s your call...
< smokes a cigarrette
v shoots v between the eyer with a rifle and walks away to be picked up by a passing jeep

[SS_nyuu911_SS]

^ didnt realize that i am already dead!
< jumps into a big truck and chases jeep!
V IM COMING!!! NEEEEHAHAHAHHAHA!

[1337uvis]

^ Jones... there&#39;s a truck coming.... Jones: There&#39;s a grenade launcher packed here.
< Assembles grenade launcher and loads it
v whoever is driving it, say sayonara *swooooooshhhh*

[SS_nyuu911_SS]

^ HOLY CRAP! *swerves and dodges rocket*
< heh! sayonara!
V *launches volley of missles at jeep*

[1337uvis]

^ Oh crap! Jones, we&#39;re getting the hell off!
< *jump *hit* *roll* ...that was a tough ride
v pulls out his handgun and starts emptying one magazine after another into the truck

[SS_nyuu911_SS]

^*bullet hits tire, truck flips, dust arises*
< *emerges from reckage, bleeding from forehead, pulls out pistol*
V Lets do this bud! *charges while emptying magazine after magazine of bullets*

[Filleraol]

^ pfft
< only needs 1 bullet
v why are you still shooting?

[Ionzorg]

^ Why aren&#39;t YOU still shooting?! ****!
< *gunfire* SWEET...****ING...JESUS!!!
V Can play the harmonica?

[abyssion1337]

^ not really
< likes sushi
V also like sushi

[Ionzorg]

^ I LOVE sushi, there&#39;s a place in town (right across from where I store my boat, conveniently) called Aji Sai Sushi, and you can get basically anything there all-you-can-eat. For $20, that ain&#39;t bad. ;)
< Hopefully will be sailing on Whiskey Jack (isn&#39;t that an awesome name?) later this week. There&#39;s been a lot of...maintenance issues. :P
V Would be kind of annoyed if I said "Is jealous."

[abyssion1337]

^ yea I would be
< is watching a movie
V has seen the dark night

[Filleraol]

^ =(
< wants to go to sleep but is too restless =/
v is jealous is also in a very good mood for some reason

[abyssion1337]

^ no
< has caffine
V likes to watch clouds

[Filleraol]

^ yes and the stars. sometimes it makes me feel euphoric
< dropped a 50 kilo log on his foot today
v has once broken a bone

[abyssion1337]

^ yep, a few times
< did not like it
V has had ice cream and hot sauce

[Ionzorg]

^ Hasn&#39;t, and I&#39;d like to hear about it&#39;s positives and negatives.
< Has broken his wrist, nose and fractured my right thumb. Aren&#39;t I hardcore? :)
V Doesn&#39;t think so. :(

[Filleraol]

^ hehe, almost sounds like you&#39;re in the boxing business ^^
< never broken any bone
v has ruined more than 2 keyboards by spilling cola on it

[abyssion1337]

^ never
< is fairly careful
V http://shawma.com/wp-content/uploads/2006/04/bowie.jpg

[Filleraol]

^ =(
< I&#39;m sorry, I&#39;m just very clumsy
v don&#39;t hit me =( please?

[Ionzorg]

(This is to abyss&#39; post. Sorry, I couldn&#39;t pass up the joke.)

^ I know, David. I know...I&#39;m sorry...but I won&#39;t take you back. I&#39;ve got a girlfriend now, and she&#39;s actually a girl. She doesn&#39;t just look like one.
< Has never actually spilled anything on a keyboard, save for spitting entire mouthfuls of tea on them on many occasions. I have a thing for doing that, I guess.
V Would think of a V question if you were me.

[abyssion1337]

^ no
< doesn&#39;t even have one
v oh crap

[Ionzorg]

^ Hah, you suck. ;D
< Uh-oh, may have spoken too soon...
V ****.

[Filleraol]

^ oh what have you done!
< became depressed because of it
v stop hitting yourself

[Ionzorg]

^ Stop hitting yourself.
< Stop hitting yourself.
V Stop hitting yourself.
Stop hitting yourself.
Stop hitting yourself.
Stop hitting yourself.
Stop hitting yourself.
Stop hitting yourself.
Stop hitting yourself.
Stop hitting yourself.
Stop hitting yourself.

[abyssion1337]

^C-C-COMBO BREAKER
< it puts the lotion on its skin
V hello Clairsse

[Ionzorg]

^ What it is, what it iiis? Neva stop being yoself, man. I love you man.
< Is Hannibal Lecter&#39;s long-time best buddy, don&#39;tcha know.
V Hey, Hanny-boy, what&#39;s the skizzle?

[abyssion1337]

^ dude it&#39;s been way too long; I&#39;m just sitting down to a meal, want some?
< just caught it earlier today
V sup

[Ionzorg]

^ Man, does your cooking ever stop being great? I don&#39;t care how much it looks like a thigh muscle, I&#39;m eating it.
< Last time I hung out with that guy was in a kitchen. Isn&#39;t that funny? Man, good times.
V Anyone else want a bite?

[Filleraol]

^ nah thanks, I&#39;m full :)
< going to sleep now. I&#39;ll be back....maybe
v good night, god natt, gute nacht, oyasumi nasai, Labanakt, Goede nacht, etc???? ??? ??

[Ionzorg]

^ Goodnight, sleep well, sweet dreams, don&#39;t let the bed bugs bite, etc.
< Maybe Chii will start posting and take Fille&#39;s place now.
V ...Chii?

[abyssion1337]

^ chii may have veen used as dinner ingrediants
< has extra
V wants it

[Ionzorg]

^ Mmm, fresh homophobe, my favourite. ;D
< Nevar forgets your shameful past.
V Where&#39;s the dijon mustard at?

[abyssion1337]

^ the white women took it
< they don&#39;t like to eat people
V where are all the white women at

[Ionzorg]

^ Great minds have asked that question...The white women are allusive and deceitful. ???
< Can&#39;t eat his homophobe without dijon. It&#39;s not the same!
V Where was the last place you saw them?

[abyssion1337]

^ they were having an orgy a minute ago
< found them
V guess what they&#39;re doing

[SS_nyuu911_SS]

^ still having an orgy?
< thinks they should be shot
V who are we talking about?

[Ionzorg]

^ The white women, I believe.
< Oh well, I won&#39;t disturb them, then. *om nom nom nom* Delish.
V Nom?

[abyssion1337]

^ nom
< likes sloths
v give me a cute sloth

[SS_nyuu911_SS]

^ http://i206.photobucket.com/albums/bb239/nameless_llama/Favorite17-Sloth.jpg
< thinks that is adorable
V also thinks so?

[1337uvis]

^um... noy rly.
< went to the doctors today... 99% healthy! (that 1% is i&#39;m a bit shortsighted [-0.75 dioptries, so it&#39;s a little deal, but the ****ers wont give me 100%])
v healthy?

[SS_nyuu911_SS]

^ Completely. Minus the fact that I have mild asthma but it doesnt bother me at all. Doctors say it should be gone in a few years.
< hasnt been to eye doctor in years,
V 20/20 vision?

[abyssion1337]

^ not since I was like 8
< is practically blind
V wants a cookie

[Useful]

^ Sure
< Just got back from Falcon Ridge folk festival. That&#39;s why I was gone this weekend
V Cares?

[abyssion1337]

^ falcon?
< *thinks*
V FALCON PUNCH

[Filleraol]

^ OUCH
< knocked out immediately
v why?

[SS_nyuu911_SS]

^ I guess you werent bird like.
< Is also not bird like.
V plz dont falcon punch me.

[Filleraol]

^ ok, I won&#39;t..
< ...**** it, you asked for it!
v FALCOOON PUNCH!

[SS_nyuu911_SS]

^ GAH!
< SNAKE HELP ME!
V *snake starts to lay beat down on cpt.falcon*

[abyssion1337]

^ Shiek joins in
< wow look at shiek go
v shiek uses her final smash

[SS_nyuu911_SS]

^ Dr. Mario also joins
< Hes so dumb
V Dr.Mario throws a pill at you.

[abyssion1337]

^ falco deflects it back at him
< why wasn&#39;t dr. mario in brawl?
V why?

[Issitheus]

^ he should have been.
< sjkgtkjweb
v hglwttsngfey

[SS_nyuu911_SS]

^ spamming to get posts
< DR.MARIO RETURNZ!
V THROWS 3 PILLZ AT CHU&#39;!

[Issitheus]

^ I&#39;m not spamming.
< Not spamming
v Dr. Mario was quite fun, agree?

[1337uvis]

^ SPAMMERRRRRRR DIEEEE!
<*shot**shot**shot**shot*
v dies already?

[Issitheus]

^ Nope!
< Doesn&#39;t spam
v Still thinks I do

[1337uvis]

^ SPAMMER!
< says DIE DIE DIE!
v shoots v

[SS_nyuu911_SS]

^ KILL HIM!
< *loads pistol*
V BLAM BLAM BLAM!

[abyssion1337]

^ *dodges*
< that was close
V remember to aim carefully

[SS_nyuu911_SS]

^ yes sir.
< will practice....but what to practice on....
V come with me to france? (for target practice)

[abyssion1337]

^ shall we camp the eifel tower?
< *gets snipe ready*
V wants to help

[SS_nyuu911_SS]

^ yes very much.
< also bringing catgirls cuz they are good snipers.
V Bring yours as well?

[Useful]

^ Sure... is it okay if I aim at ass-hole American tourists instead?
< Will do it regardless. Is also pretty tired right now.
V Wait... why are cat girls good snipers? New "law of Anime"?

[SS_nyuu911_SS]

^ No just becuz they are frikin hot. And becuz anime chicks with guns gives me a chubby.
< Readying to fire.
V THERES AN AMERICAN TOURIST! SHOOT HIS ASS!

[abyssion1337]

^ I also have fox girls ready to help cover our escape
< *takes some shots and kills some french guys* I already have a pussy I don&#39;t need another one(except my girlfriend)
V likes canada

[Useful]

^ Of course! Oh, another tourist! BOOM HEADSHOT!
< Kind of wishes he was playing Maplestory right now... but not enough to stop posting
V So... I heard there&#39;s no respawn points in RL?

[SS_nyuu911_SS]

^ nope none sorry
< HELP!
V WERE LOSING A CATGIRL!

[Useful]

^ This calls for mouth-to-mouth! Who&#39;s going to pump her chest? ::)
< Ggp.
V Knows what that means. Or can deduce it.

[SS_nyuu911_SS]

V Don&#39;t know. But I&#39;ll pump that catgirls chest........and the rest of her.
< *huff huff huff*
V mhm..........what I was jogging. What did you think I was doing?

[Useful]

^ "You were pumping her for more than INFORMATION, I think"
< Loves this guitar solo... "Keep A Little Organ" by the Damnwells.
V Is it possible to be off-topic in this thread?

[SS_nyuu911_SS]

^ Nope. Unless you dont do the ^<v.
< Which I have never done.
V Have you?

[Useful]

^ No I haven&#39;t.
< Just thought of another way... if you kept the format but didn&#39;t answer the previous person&#39;s question or anything. Which some people HAVE done.
V Evil, no?

[abyssion1337]

^ I like prinnies
< is making out with a catgirl
V probably still shooting at the french

[SS_nyuu911_SS]

^ Nope I killed them all.
< MISSION ACCOMPLISHED!
V Who wants a cold one?

[Useful]

^ You better be kidding... I don&#39;t drink, and for crap&#39;s sake, do you REALLY believe that Mission Accomplished bull****? It&#39;s pretty obvious that it&#39;s about the biggest load of fail and crap ever. You were probably joking...
< Now feels like and ass but doesn&#39;t feel like deleting all that.
V Nyuu? Thoughts?

[SS_nyuu911_SS]

^ Uhm, I said Mission Accomplished because I killed the french....I unno what you were thinking.........
< Pretty confused...
V I mean I was joking....I wouldn&#39;t actually kill a french person...
plz explain your question?

[Useful]

^ Screw it, no longer important. No grudges held... I kind of wish L33tuvis was on so I could debate with him.
< Correction, I REALLY wish he was on.
V Just a hat and feet? All that&#39;s left of you?

[SS_nyuu911_SS]

^.....
< .....
v ......

(not spamming. It&#39;s just last time I checked. Hats and feet don&#39;t talk.)

[Useful]

^ I know. I just did that because you got confused by my last question. So I asked a completely indecipherable question.
< I AM and ass, aren&#39;t I? No, not really, I was looking for a nonsensical answer and I got nothing :&#39;(.
V Still doesn&#39;t know what the hell I&#39;m getting at.

[abyssion1337]

^ I don&#39;t really care
< is polishing her mallet
v is running so he doesn&#39;t get hit

[Useful]

^ Doesn&#39;t know what I did to deserve such brutal punishment, but is running anyway.
< So. I&#39;m really loving this older Fountains of Wayne album. I also couldn&#39;t figure out a way to kill someone with them, but whatever.
V Favorite food? (been a while)

[abyssion1337]

^ sushi
< ate some last night
V also likes it

[Useful]

^ Yes I do. I believe I&#39;ve already posted my favorite sushi recipes somewhere around here recently.
< Kind of wonders what he&#39;d be like if he hadn&#39;t suffered 3 concussions.
V Kind of wonders how I managed to get three concussions.

[abyssion1337]

^ a little
< has seen some very dumb concussions
V will tell now

[Useful]

^ Alright.
< Fell asleep on a horse when I was 10. It kicked me off. Ran into a kid full tilt on the playground. And crashed on a jump while night skiing.
V Have you had a concussion?

[abyssion1337]

^ once
< i&#39;ve seen some pretty funny
v YOU FELL ASLEEP ON A HORSE??

[Useful]

^ I was 10. And it was about 10 PM. So yeah, I was tired.
< Never goes to sleep earlier than 11 now. :D
V What time do YOU go to bed on average?

[abyssion1337]

^ well I try to make 2 my cut off point
< it hardly ever works like that
V has seen a good movie recently that wasn&#39;t the dark knight

[Useful]

^ Sure. Wall-E
< Thought they kind of beat you over the head with the message, but it was good nonetheless.
V Liked Wall-E

[abyssion1337]

^ no
< has no plans on seeing it
V hasn&#39;t seen run lola run

[Useful]

^ No. But I really should, I know.
< Loved Catch Me If You Can
V Seen it?

[abyssion1337]

^ no I haven&#39;t
< thinks the tales game is taking too long to come out
V agrees

[Useful]

^ Yeah... and so is Duke Nukem Forever.
< Probably won&#39;t buy it when it comes out, even if it gets game of the year.
V Is avoiding Duke Nukem Forever like the plague.

[abyssion1337]

^ yes
< along with starcraft ghost
V doesn&#39;t even remember starcraft ghost

[Useful]

^ No, I do. As far as I know, it was actually pretty good.
< Think it&#39;s totally awesome that a tabletop game was turned into the Game of the Year.
V Ever played Warhammer 40K?

[Ionzorg]

^ I&#39;ve played just plain old Warhammer, and have a pretty cool army of Vampire Counts, but it&#39;s been a while since I&#39;ve paid interest to it.
< Should paint that $69 Zacharias the Everliving sometime soon, so that money doesn&#39;t go to waste.
V Also spends, or has spent, great sums of money on a pointless hobby.

[1337uvis]

^ Yes, it&#39;s called a 12-year-old sporty FIAT Coupe that i absolutely love :D
< spent somewhere around $2000 on it (well, if you inculde the fuel it goes to $3000)
v has a nice car?

[abyssion1337]

^ not really
< needs to clearify that starcraft ghost was an FPS that was announcec by blizzard for the N64
v useful, starcraft ghost never came out; what do you have to say now

[Pink_Nipple]

^Who cares, Starctaft 2 rules.
< Killing time
V Such as you do?

[Useful]

^ Yeah, on this forum, just like you ;D.
< Got the whole Starcraft Ghost thing really messed up... my friend was ranting about how good it was going to be years ago. I never knew that it never came out, so I just subconsciously filled in the blank. Oops :-[.
V Wants a really nice bike.

[1337uvis]

^Yeah I&#39;ll take that one which they had Richard Hammond ride in London on Top Gear, with it&#39;s gel-based suspension, only 1700 pounds :D
< I only have a bike for 200$, and it&#39;s gears are going bye-bye since it&#39;s 7 years old already :)
v rides a bike often

[abyssion1337]

^ not really
< but I walk everywhere
V likes to ride trains

[1337uvis]

^ nope, partly because in Lithuanai they&#39;re not that great and the distances are short
< Really, Lithuania at it&#39;s widest is ~350 km
v *wow*

[abyssion1337]

^ that is pretty small
< has a aunt that thinks NY is too big
V thought I meant the city rather than that state

[1337uvis]

^yes, yes i did.
< NY (city) has a population 3 times larger than Lithuania...
v *WOW* (And we still beat your ass at basketball :D )

[Pink_Nipple]

^nonono.
< pretty shure i wouldnt count that fast :)
v shure about santa&#39;s existence?

[abyssion1337]

^ yes, ST. Nick existed but santa doesn&#39;t
< actually Albany is the capital of NY state
V thought it was NYC (lots of the peoople living in NY don&#39;t know it&#39;s Albany: AMERICANS ARE IGNORANT)

[Useful]

^ Sorry, if you didn&#39;t figure this out already, I&#39;m not exactly ignorant :P.
< Is going to figure out which states are bigger by area and population than Lithuania. And will have fun doing it.
V I can&#39;t ask the crazy question anymore, can I?

[Pink_Nipple]

^ Cant advise you, master.
< got PSP overloaded with doudjinshi
v its already morning?

[1337uvis]

^ no, it&#39;s 10 pm (DON&#39;T double-post)
< gonna go to sleep sometime now.
v Not night were v is?

[Useful]

^ Nope. It&#39;s 3:10 PM and 85 Fahrenheit.
< Is wondering where Nipple double posted.
V Where did he? (or you, if V is Nipple)

[1337uvis]

^ nah he&#39;s cool, he actualy DELETED his double post (y)
< *claps* for nipple
v *clap*

[Pink_Nipple]

^ thx
< Good boy
V Cheers :)

[Useful]

^ *clap*
< Is still wondering why Lietuvis doesn&#39;t want to go to Russia.
V Doesn&#39;t care.

[1337uvis]

^ I don&#39;t like it.
< is there any problems with a Lithuanian not liking Russia?
v huh?

[Pink_Nipple]

^ nono you can burn it
< Run!
V Is this a declaration of war?

[1337uvis]

^ personal war, that way nukes aren&#39;t of any use in a war :D
< since Lithuania doesn&#39;t have any :D
v "In your country, burning ur fieldz" :D

[abyssion1337]

^ this can only lead to one thing
< http://i242.photobucket.com/albums/ff115/abyssion1337/desu.jpg
V is with me on this one

[1337uvis]

^ oh you&#39;re on!
< I&#39;ll just let you know that officially (by the book of Guinness records) the strongest man alive is Lithuanian!
v cowers in fear of the humongously huge and strong ?ydr?nas Savickas!

[Pink_Nipple]

^ Haha be afraid of Vladimir Turchinsky!
< man but he sucks
V Who cares anyway? :)

[abyssion1337]

^ *hits you with mallet*
< *cleans and polishes it*
V can your strong man beat my mallet?