[Pink_Nipple]

^ No, (hasn't palyed any)
< Prefers GG but doesn&#39;t have a gamepad.
V Ever played any fighting on a keyboard

[SV3N]

^No
<Just got done watching the 1st episode of Clannad.
vEver seen Clannad?

[Issitheus]

^ YES. IT&#39;S AWESOME.
< LOVES CLANNAD
v LOVES CLANNAD?

[Jazean]

^ is gonna shoot me

< hasn&#39;t seen Clannad, but knows where to pirate it.

V might provide the weapon

[SV3N]

^I personally wont, but McJoker will be more then happy to provide a weapon.
<Is going to watch Paprika tomorrow
vEver seen Paprika?

[Issitheus]

^ YES, IT&#39;S AWESOME
< ENJOYED PAPRIKA
v ENJOYED PAPRIKA?

[SS_nyuu911_SS]

^ Never seen it.
< Who hasnt seen Clannad........
V offended?

[abyssion1337]

^ no
< hasn&#39;t seen it either but plans to
V hi

[SS_nyuu911_SS]

^ HI
< mhm...peanut butter cookies...
V *drool*

[Luppi-tan]

^ So does not drool!
< Likes Matsumoto from Bleach
V Also likes Matsumoto

[Filleffs]

^ nope, thinks she&#39;s kinda annoying
< doesn&#39;t like big boobs in anime
v does

[Pink_Nipple]

^ No way!
< A flat chest in a swimsuit FTW!
V Agrees

[abyssion1337]

^ no, but I do think hers are way too big
< http://i242.photobucket.com/albums/ff115/abyssion1337/Chiyodance.gif
V is also happy

[SV3N]

^kinda mellow today actually
<got Rozen Maiden (season 1 &2 and Overture) Box Set today in the mail >.>
vEver seen Rozen Maiden?

[abyssion1337]

^ yes
< never finished it though I want to
V has

[SV3N]

^yes
<desu
vdesu?

[SS_nyuu911_SS]

^ no
< In Nogizaka Haruka no Himitsu there is a desu reference.
V seen it?

[abyssion1337]

^ I have not
< someone put a desu reference in TF2 map
v likes TF2

[rawr_rawr]

^ sadly havent played it.....
< wants a kitten to cuddle....
v will love me forever

[Pink_Nipple]

^ Haha. Whatever.
< Saw a flat cat on the road today. It was pretty bloody and it&#39;s intestine was out. :)
V Knows why it was kinda amusing for me

[Luppi-tan]

^ That isn&#39;t amusing. It&#39;s disgusting
< Thinks that you are a closet psychopath
V knows that you&#39;ll agree with me

[abyssion1337]

^ clearly you&#39;re insane
< doesn&#39;t agree cause all of you have said some pretty disturbing things
V agrees

[Luppi-tan]

^ I know that I say disturbing things
< Doesn&#39;t think it matters
V Is a kitty cat

[abyssion1337]

^ meow
< meow
V meow?

[Luppi-tan]

^ Har har
< Is totally not a cat
V Might be a human

[abyssion1337]

^ fight?
< item?
V run?

[SS_nyuu911_SS]

^ Sure I love log distance running.
< Worked REALLY hard today and is BOMBED!
V wanna beat up a hobo?

[abyssion1337]

^ absolutely not
< *sigh*
V so how&#39;s life?

[SS_nyuu911_SS]

^ Well my wrists are hurting from work today. My lungs are congested from work today. I&#39;m freezing cold. But I&#39;m good.
<*burp*
V you?

[Luppi-tan]

^ Pas mal
< I am a brilliant scientist
V Knows that I am lying

[Filleffs]

^ what?
< but you told me...
v who are you?

[acutekat]

^ i am sparticus
< heheh ob scure film reference
V sin(x-y)=?

[SS_nyuu911_SS]

^ Don&#39;t remind me of school!
< Has gas.
V Wanna smell?

[rawr_rawr]

^ not really...
< very cuddly
v wanna cuddle till the sunrises?

[SS_nyuu911_SS]

^ oh, uhm, no.
< *shudders*
V DONT CUDDLE WITH HIM!

[acutekat]

^k
< wishes he knew japanese
V pie?

[rawr_rawr]

^ yes please
< wants to be a tiger
v how about a nice cuddle session?

[SS_nyuu911_SS]

^ You know what? FINE!
< nestles in rawr_rawr&#39;s arms.
V Yah ok this is gay. later.

[DaMetzger]

^ faggot
< executive transvestite
V weirdo transvestite

[SS_nyuu911_SS]

^ Correct.
< Is pretty disturbed at what we are talking about.
V Lets talk about normal stuff. Not Faggots, Queers, or Transvestites!

[DaMetzger]

^ well ok
< thinks empires are a good topic
V do you have a flag?

[SS_nyuu911_SS]

^ A Canadian and Japanese flag.
< Sore back.
V Don&#39;t fall off quads. It hurts.

[DaMetzger]

^ thanks for the advice
< I&#39;ll give you one too
V don&#39;t get shot in the balls while playing paintball - it hurts

[SS_nyuu911_SS]

^ I have aready experienced that!
< Is flashing back to the painful point of impact.
V What kind of Paintball Marker do you have?

[DaMetzger]

^ Proto Matrix Rail
< has to change the bolt cap and trigger - they suck
V knows what I&#39;m talking about

[SS_nyuu911_SS]

^ Never heard of that marker but I do know what your talking about.
< Tipmann 98 Custom w/ electric hopper. Thinking about getting an e-grip but cannot decide.
V What should I do?

[DaMetzger]

^ if you want to shoot fast, buy an electropneumatic marker instead - you&#39;ll get better effects AND it&#39;s easier to resell later
< has shot himself with his own marker (http://www.pbreview.com/products/reviews/?sort=new&prod=4917&page=1#172348=
a couple of times because of the delicate trigger
V happened to him too

[rawr_rawr]

^ nope
< has major issues
v wanna be my new psychologist?

[SS_nyuu911_SS]

^ I&#39;ll pass.
< Smoking a cigar.
V Also wants one.

[rawr_rawr]

^ i&#39;ll pass
< like blood in a sexual way
v wanna have some bloody fun?

[SS_nyuu911_SS]

^ As long as it is not in a sexual way, yah sure.
< *pulls out a dagger*
V Lets kill some fetus&#39;!

[rawr_rawr]

^ HELL YEAH!
< will somehow make this sexual
v ready?

[SS_nyuu911_SS]

^ For killing a fetus yes....for sexualness, no.
< *grabs preggo women*
V Quick! Cut her open!

[rawr_rawr]

^*pulls out knife and slices open her womb*
< enjoying this more than a sane person should
v now what?

[SV3N]

^Power Hour!!
<Is doing Power Hour!
vCan Divide by zero?

[rawr_rawr]

^ i can divide by anything
< wants a cuddle buddy
v will be my new and improved lover

[SS_nyuu911_SS]

^ Shut up me eating fetus.
< mhm this is good.
V Should we eat her..........you know what?

[rawr_rawr]

^ yes we should and then cuddle later
< will make nyuu cuddle with him in blood
v will help me make nyuu cuddle with me in fetus/mother blood

[SS_nyuu911_SS]

^ THAT is disturbing! I LOVE IT! Minus the cuddling part.
< *bites off his own finger*
V PARTTTYYYY!

[rawr_rawr]

^ YES!!!!
< is amazed by nyuu
v is very kinky

[SS_nyuu911_SS]

^ Well.........uhm.....idk.....
< *tickles a girl with the finger he bit off*
V I guess that would be considered kinky wouldnt it?

[rawr_rawr]

^ yes
< likes bondage
v also enjoys bondage..and eats fetus&#39;

[SS_nyuu911_SS]

^ I am actually not huge on the bondage...
< Likes it when the chick looks happy.....not horrified lol.
V Wants to eat blood,pee,cum, and baby grind ice cream?

[rawr_rawr]

^ yes, no , no , and hell yeah
< enjoys scaring the hell out of people
v wants to commit suicide with me

[SS_nyuu911_SS]

^ That I tottaly protest to.
< Live instead and together we can scare everyone until THEY kill themselves.
V ok?

[rawr_rawr]

^ more fun, but lacks the twisted romance
< prefers nyuu&#39;s suggestion
v wanna shoot little girls with a bb gun?

[SS_nyuu911_SS]

^ Will they be tied up?
< *grabs bb gun*
V BAHA! Their crying! MUWAHAHAHA!

[rawr_rawr]

^ yes their cries please me
< gets enjoyment out of the most twisted things
v believes me to be completely insane

[Jazean]

^ is a little bit of their rocker

< walked into one weird conversation

V might want an explanation.

[DaMetzger]

^ no, I should just probably GTFO
< *runs away from these crazy bastards*
V move along, there&#39;s nothing to see here

[Luppi-tan]

^ Prove it
< Says that there probably is something to see!
V Gomen... matta rokuban sandate

[Pink_Nipple]

^ Stop drinking, you filthy bastards!
< That&#39;s it, don&#39;t drink THAT much.
V Wants this weird conversation to stop

[abyssion1337]

^ meh idc
< meh
V meh

[Filleffs]

^ cdi hem
< hem
v hem

[rawr_rawr]

^ ok then...
< saw a dead snake today
v wants to see a picture of the snake

[SS_nyuu911_SS]

^ I see about 15-20 dead snakes a day where I live.
< So doesnt need to see a picture.
V Well....show it to me if you want.

[rawr_rawr]

^ would if i could....
< should have taken a picture
v so anything interesting happen to you today?

[SS_nyuu911_SS]

^ I went to school. Played Volleyball. Went tio Chemistry. Went to the gym and PUMPED IRON! And then went to work.
< Had a routine day.
V you?

[rawr_rawr]

^ went to school, left school went for a walk, came home, so no not really
< had a boring day
v will give me a tiger cub to make this day more interesting

[SS_nyuu911_SS]

^ That would be sweet to have one.
< Here, I&#39;ll give you mine becuz your just that awesome.
V In return you will give me a pet locust?

[rawr_rawr]

^ sure
< believes this to be a fair trade
v to honor of this trade will sacrifice a goat with me

[SS_nyuu911_SS]

^ Sounds sweet.
< Uhhh,
V can we eat the goat to?

[rawr_rawr]

^ yes
< loves raw goat meat
v wanna cook it or just eat it fresh?

[SS_nyuu911_SS]

^ fresh plz!
< *grabs a fork*
V Lets do this.

[rawr_rawr]

^ hell yeah
< *grabs fork and knife*
v you take the first bite

[SS_nyuu911_SS]

^ Your a true friend!
< *2 hours later*
V Well that didn&#39;t take us long. LOOK A BABY! LETS EAT THAT TO!

[rawr_rawr]

^ YES!!!
< loves baby meat
v wanna kill it first?

[SS_nyuu911_SS]

^ idk.
< you are always so nice and let me decide so it is your turn now.
V Your call man. Dead or alive I&#39;ll still help you eat it :)

[rawr_rawr]

^ ALIVE!
< wants to hear it scream
v that makes it more fun dont you think?

[SS_nyuu911_SS]

^ Yah!
< And when the baby starts shaking from blood loss.
V *munch munch CRUNCH* *baby scream* Oh I hit a bone!

[rawr_rawr]

^ BONUS POINTS!
< *bites into a leg*
v its a little chewy huh?

[SS_nyuu911_SS]

^ Yah it is a bit of a fatass.
< Gimme a couple minutes to carve the fat off would ya?
V There we go! mhm....I&#39;m starting the barbecue!

[rawr_rawr]

^ nice
< enjoying the idea of bbq baby meat
v so how should this take?

[SS_nyuu911_SS]

^ I&#39;m a little hazy on what you just asked. lol.
< But I&#39;m gunna marinate it and then cook it over the bbq in a pan of beer.
V Sound yummy?

[rawr_rawr]

^ sounds delicious
< wants it now
v is this illegal?

[SS_nyuu911_SS]

^ Yes probably highly.
< But I don&#39;t care.
V AND NEITHER DO YOU!

[rawr_rawr]

^ you&#39;re right i dont
< doesnt care about the law
v is just as if not more twisted than i

[Ionzorg]

^ Well, I&#39;m a little more reserved in my insanity, but believe me, the thoughts are there...
< Isn&#39;t going to join in the dead baby feast because there really isn&#39;t enough meat on there, I would hate to take it from you. I could just have the heart and be done with it. I find it to be the most satisfying part, if not the tastiest.
V Dibs on body parts? I made mine...

[rawr_rawr]

^ legs preferably
< will eat any body part if no legs are available
v any particular part you want

[Jazean]

^ if you can find an M series graphic card in there i&#39;ll take that.

< doesn&#39;t think you&#39;ll find one in there thou.

V is going to be caught in the act of something.

[abyssion1337]

^ maybe
< has been absent from this thread for a while
V has noticed

[Filleffs]

^ not really
< isn&#39;t that active in this thread
v loves hardcore porn......music

[abyssion1337]

^ you just reminded me of a Family Guy joke
< could tell you which one but it&#39;s funnier if I make you guess
V any guesses

[Filleffs]

^ >_<
< can&#39;t remember =/
v will tell

[abyssion1337]

^ I may as well
< it was the one where they were doing the best musical score for an adult film and John Williams was one of the people up for it
V gets it now?

[DaMetzger]

^ nope
< has no idea who john williams is
V can explain

[Filleffs]

^ yes I could.....if I knew who he was
< doesn&#39;t have a clue
v does?

[Issitheus]

^John Williams composes the music for all of Steven Spielberg&#39;s movies, except for The Color Purple
< He doesn&#39;t like Oprah
V Sound familiar?

[Jazean]

^ sort of

< has the key to inpsiration

V will have to pry it from my cold dead hands.

[abyssion1337]

^ *cuts off your hands*
< now I have the key
V who wants to buy it

[Jazean]

^ AHHH MY PRECIOUS HANDS!!!

< *gurgle* *gurgle* *Collapse*

V get the bandages!

[Pink_Nipple]

^ K, i got them. What should i do next?
< will eat them probably. WTF you really can do it in some games.
V Silly?

[abyssion1337]

^ a bit
< I like to build turrets when you can just hit them with a wrench
V likes turrets?

[rawr_rawr]

^ yes
< likes tigers
v will cure cancer

[Filleffs]

^ sure, why not
<&#39;s breath can cure anything
v wants help with anything?

[abyssion1337]

^ maybe
< is bored
V will amuse?

[Pink_Nipple]

^ Maybe
< This thread is boring cuz of people of your kind
V Agrees ("Maybe" would be just fine)

[Ionzorg]

^ If "your kind" was referring to yourself, then...maybe.
< This thread is boring now because no one posts in it for some reason. Not that I can complain, I&#39;m not really the most avid poster these days.
V Is.

[1337uvis]

^ *ahum* FAIL
< turning from an active to a sledom seen user :(
v ditto

[Ionzorg]

^ &#39;Cha. :-\
< Good thing Tech class is still pretty tame when it comes to in-class workload, gives a good hour or so average of posting for me. Still, lame. :(
V Ashamed of yourself.

[SV3N]

^kinda, sorta, not really
<watched Golden Boy today
vdoesn&#39;t follow the fad of ipods and has some other MP3 player?

[Issitheus]

^yeah, some ****ty $25 one...
< Has a lame 512 meg mp3 player
v has a great mp3 player?

[Ellen Feiss]

^it cost 70$
< dident see zarx at awa -_-
v has an Iphone 3G?

[azusaka110]

^I&#39;ll be getting one
<Didn&#39;t see ANYONE at AWA...
V Hates apple?

[1337uvis]

^ how the hell did you know? had an pple laptop - broke in 3 months. had three ipods - broke in 3 to 4 months.
< I&#39;m with creative now (b1tches!)
v has Creative zen?

[rawr_rawr]

^ only on full moons
< a werecat
v wish you were a werecat

[Pink_Nipple]

^ I have no deals with cats
< Btw, THE FLAT CAT is STILL there...it&#39;s so flat you simply can&#39;t imagine.....why didn&#39;t someone get rid of it?
V will say smth less horrible

[azusaka110]

^Ok, ok...you win.
<Watching Shakugan No Shana
V Plays Xbox Live?

[SV3N]

^yes
<360 is being repaired (just when I thought I wasn&#39;t gunna get red ringed ><)
vlikes Mountain Dew?

[azusaka110]

^ MOUNTAIN DEW IS THE BEST SODA EVER MADE
< Stupid reference to a stupid show
V Get the aforementioned reference?

[rawr_rawr]

^ yes i do
< has mono
v will cure my mono

[Filleffs]

^ can try
< injects stereo inte rawr&#39;s blood
v it worked
?

[azusaka110]

^ Lets hope
< I liek mudkipz
V DO YOU?

[rawr_rawr]

^ who doesnt?
< still has mono
v is a genius?

[azusaka110]

^ In my own little world
< In my own little world
V Has own little world?

[rawr_rawr]

^ yes
< little world is full of felines..and foxes
v has a pet fox?

[azusaka110]

^ I wish
< Hates furrys
V Hates furrys?

[rawr_rawr]

^ i have no quarrel with them
< wants a pet fox
v will kill me for a quarter

[azusaka110]

^ No, you&#39;re worth more
< Is worth more than a dollar
V Worth more than...20?

[rawr_rawr]

^ why yes i am
< priceless
v speaks russian

[azusaka110]

^Not quite
< Speaks japanese (ish)
V Speaks anything other than english

[rawr_rawr]

^ i know some italian...
< needs to learn a second language
v knows three languages

[azusaka110]

^ English, japanese, some latin, some spanish, some french
< Wanna learn german
V WILL LEARN GERMAN WITH ME?

[Ryoku_Masu]

^Thy does not like thee German
< likes strawberries
V likes strawberries too?

[Jazean]

^ depends, is there sugar?

< just got the high score in "doomed" in the arcade

V isn&#39;t amazed

[abyssion1337]

^ not really
< just played a robot with multiple personalities in a larp
V larps?

[azusaka110]

^ ...larps?
< Is confused
V What is this "larp"?

[DaMetzger]

^ Live Action Role Playing
< thinks everybody knew that
V how come you didnt?

[azusaka110]

^ Been a while since I&#39;ve been here, or played an RPG
< I feel enlightened
V has taken an AP class?

[SS_nyuu911_SS]

^ AP=Ass Penetration
< No, I stay away from that stuff.
V you?

[Ryoku_Masu]

^ I stay away too
< bored out of my mind
V same?

[SS_nyuu911_SS]

^ Actually no. I am sad that I am about to watch the final episode of Special A. But also pumped that I am hittin the half way point of Simoun because it is gettin really good.
< Slept in today.
V Consider 9:30 a sleep in?

[Ryoku_Masu]

^ P.M. or A.M.? if its P.M. no
< stayed up till 3:00 A.M.
V would stay up that late?

[SS_nyuu911_SS]

^ It was A.M. And I would stay up that late.
< Stayed up with cousin watchin anime till 5 AM.
V Like Chocolate milk?

[Ryoku_Masu]

^ w/o sugar no
< can&#39;t find any good anime to watch
V Any recommendation?

[Ionzorg]

^ I&#39;m not even going to try, because you&#39;ve probably watch all of what I&#39;ve watched and more. :(
< Is going to start on "A Little Snow Fairy Sugar" soon.
V Seen it? Adorable, yes?

[Ryoku_Masu]

^ I never seen it
< disappointed at Ion&#39;s answer
V likes Legend of Zelda?

[SS_nyuu911_SS]

^ Not a huge fan.
< Has a recomendation for you.
V SPECIAL A

[Ryoku_Masu]

^ Ok
< is gonna check later
V likes Death Metal?

[SS_nyuu911_SS]

^ I am more of a fan of Deathcore. Which is pretty much Death Metal with hardcore aspects.
< LOVES Despised Icon.
V Heard them?

[Ionzorg]

^ Haven&#39;t, but heard of them. From you. :P I do like death metal though, for sure. It&#39;s my favourite thing to blast loudly whilst cooking/seasoning steaks with friends at midnight. :)
< Just did that last night, and the night before we made cake. MURDER CAKE. >:(
V Murder?

[Ryoku_Masu]

^ only in video games.
< loves Grindcore and is happy there is another -core fan
V Heard of Ahumado Granujo?

[Ionzorg]

^ I haven&#39;t, but maybe I&#39;ll look into them on the laptop next to me. A multimedia experience!
< Speaking of Grindcore, I just got me some Napalm Death and Carcass, and they&#39;re both awesome, so I think I&#39;mma do some more looking into the genre.
V Listen to either of them?

[Ryoku_Masu]

^ Napalm death yes (it was one of my answers in the band name game)
< Thinks its time to change topic
V wat topic should be next?

[Ionzorg]

^ Murder?
< Murdered.
V Murdering?

[Issitheus]

^ hey, that reminds me
< http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ILvkEHQPHHg
v enjoyed the video?

[SS_nyuu911_SS]

^ Sorry
< I also like Grindcore. I know you wanted a subject change but...
V If you like Grindcore check out See You Next Tuesday

[Ionzorg]

^ Just checked out See You Next Tuesday on MySpace, I thought they were meh.
< Despised Icon, on the other hand, is sounding quite good. I shall torrent, methinks.
V Probably because they&#39;re Canadian... :) Amirite?

[azusaka110]

^ Canadians sure do know what they&#39;re doing
< Is a fan of breakcore
V Knows what this is?

[abyssion1337]

^ not really
< is feeling distinctly unfabulous
V why god why

[Jazean]

^ becuase i can

< the horror the horror

V kuma?

[SS_nyuu911_SS]

^ What?
< Knows what Breakcore is. Has found a friend in azusaka110. And Ionzorg the fact that they are Canadian does help. :) But even if they werent they still kik ass! And See You Next Tuesday is definitly an accuried taste. lol.
V Has listened to Misery Signals? Good Ambient Hardcore!

[Filleffs]

^ nope
< realised there are many canadians here
v canadian

[azusaka110]

^ Frequent visitor.
< Nyuu911 is amazing, Misery Signals is great stuff :D
V Heard of either Venetian Snares, Squarepusher or The Flashbulb?

[Filleffs]

^ nope
< haven&#39;t heard of them
v has heard of/listened to Slagsm?lsklubben?!?

[SS_nyuu911_SS]

^ Lmao no.
< Has found an amazing music buddy! Is going to see Comebackkid, Misery Signals, Bane, Shai Hulud, Outbreak, and Grave Maker in 3 weeks and is REALLY pumped. That will be my 5th time seeing Comebackkid, 2nd seeing Misery Signals and first for all the others. Has heard Flashbulb but not the other two but I will chek em out azusaka.
V Like Comeback kid?

[Ryoku_Masu]

^ Who?
< Collected funny motivators and other stuff
V You?

[azusaka110]

^ HOLY GOD YES
< Slagsm?lsklubben IS AWESOME
V People go listen nao?

[abyssion1337]

^ I already do
< I'm ahead of the curve
V right?

[azusaka110]

^ You are now :D
< is attempting to be ahead of the curve...
V Will I succeed?

[abyssion1337]

^ probably not
< doesn't belive you'll try hard enough
V who wrote the book of love?

[azusaka110]

^ The monotones.
< I CAN TRY!
V Can I fight the powah?

[Issitheus]

^ ROW ROW
<FIGHT DA POWAH
v know the reference?

[Ryoku_Masu]

^ Gurren Lagann?
< still hasn't watch Lagann
V has finished watching?

[abyssion1337]

^ yep
< loved it
V will write a 10 page analysis of it for me

[SV3N]

^haven't watched it, but I plan to watch it soon
<just got done watching Serial Experiments Lain
vlikes Lain?

[azusaka110]

^ HELL YES
< Humming Boa
V Likes Lain's OP?

[abyssion1337]

^ it's alright
< likes anime
V doesn't

[azusaka110]

^ Of course I do
< is obsessed
V Obsessed?

[Ryoku_Masu]

^ Yes (in a way)
< bored
V hates Rozen Maiden?

[abyssion1337]

^ no
< liked it
V also liked it

[Ryoku_Masu]

^ havent seen it yet
< was setting the joke for Azu
V Favorite anime of all?

[azusaka110]

^ havent seen it yet
< was setting the joke for Azu
V Favorite anime of all?

^ Nope
< got this from /b/
V Not a newfag?

[Filleffs]

^ no
< isn't anything /b/ related
v stop being so /b/

[Jazean]

^ *confused look*
< is a sad puppy today
V isn't gonna help

[SV3N]

^what ailes you?
<is also a sad puppy today
vwishes they had a black-light in there room

[abyssion1337]

^ not at all
< has a roommate that would probably be very annoying with it
V doesn't

[Jazean]

^ is correct
< has 23 days til a +1 to age
V doesn't have 23 days til a +1 to age

[SV3N]

^correct, my birthday is in May
<is kinda bored
vlikes Pepsi but not Cola

[Jazean]

^ you sir lie
< is a coke drinker
V probably drinks Jones

[Filleffs]

^ never heard of it, if you don't mean Tom J- nah
< just started playing WoW
v hates me for it

[Pink_Nipple]

^ Hate? Hate? Hate?
< HATE HATE HATE HATE!!!
V Will call a doctor (is there a doctor plz)

[DaMetzger]

^ my mom's a doctor
< is telling the truth
V thinks I'm lying

[Ionzorg]

^ What, are you saying we wouldn't believe that a woman could be a doctor? :o
< Drinks Jones, it is a truly superb beverage.
V Will call Metzger's mom.

[acutekat]

^ i dont know who metzgers mom is
< hmmm
< knows who metzgers mom is

[Issitheus]

^You bet!
< yeah, she's pretty good.
v know what I mean?

[acutekat]

^bow chicka bow wow?
<uhuh
Vuhhur

[Jazean]

^ yar har har har
< harr aharr yarr *various other pirate noises*
V is a ninja and must be destroyed.

[DaMetzger]

^ is a pirate and must be assassinated
< has a great idea for another unlikely comparison
V Navy SEALs vs Army Ants? :P

[Ionzorg]

^ I'm pretty sure that Navy Seals is the only double-entendre out of those two (triple if you think of a navy-coloured Seal of Approval, and then you could go even further and put a navy-coloured seal wearing a naval warfare uniform on a similarly coloured seal of approval, in which case you'd be executing somewhere in the vicinity of five puns at once), so I'm thinking that they would win. But I could be mistaken.
< I killed a man and took his toucan! I SORRY FOR WHAT I DONE! :'( :'(
V Is Army Ants a rather obvious double-entendre that I've missed?

[SS_nyuu911_SS]

^ NELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL!
< *sniff*
V Sorry I forgot to take my meds...

[DaMetzger]

^ the ones I just threw away?
< thought they were hamster crap or something
V are you gonna be alright? :P

[SS_nyuu911_SS]

^ THOSE PILLS KEEP MY HEART BEATING!
< stay calm....stay calm....ACK! ITS SLOWING DOWN!
V HELP ME!

[Pink_Nipple]

^ OK OK JUST CALM DOWN!
< *starts dancing in the nude*
V What!? Wait whats wrong with you?!?!

[SS_nyuu911_SS]

^ MY HEART! IS STOPPPING!
< *wheeze* *shoots self in chest*
V Whew all better. You can dance naked again now........PLEASE!

[Pink_Nipple]

^ I'm not in the mood now. :/
< Bloody mess all over my clothes....oh shi- i was naked =D
V Will dance instead

[SS_nyuu911_SS]

^ No way. I was being danced to.
< What ever. *takes off pants*
V Whos up for a lap dance.

[SV3N]

^ Bow chicka Bow wow
< Has to do homework but is getting distracted rather easily...
v Will do my Accounting Homework for me?

[DaMetzger]

^ you crazy?
< hates accounting
V also had to learn accounting

[Ionzorg]

^ I've done some accounting in my time. It sucked, but only because I had to learn everything in less than a week to prepare for the test because I entered the class half way through. Not sexy.
< Finished Haruhi the other day, and did in fact click on J-List, finding some pretty awesome Nagato miniatures I'm gonna buy... 8)
V Your stance on sauerkraut?

[SV3N]

^ It's ok i guess...
< needs a new external hard drive for more anime >.> *is a pack-rat on anime, I will never get rid of them!
v likes soul calibur?

[Ellen Feiss]

^sorta
< loves samus
V does too?

[SV3N]

^ she's pretty cool (I love your avatar!)
< has not played the original Metroid game.
v has played it?

[Pink_Nipple]

^ Well, when i had NES i didn't have an opportunity to play it.
< Plays it now ^^
V BATTLECITY!?!?!

[SS_nyuu911_SS]

^ nope
< Had to be up early because my parents are working the election polls. Go Conservatives!
V When is your countries next election?

[Adjacent Badger]

^ nobody knows. Soon I hope.
< lives in a country, that has some restrictions on the participation in the EU. Some of those restrictions are supposed to be voted on next year.
V lives in the EU

[Pink_Nipple]

^ Exactly
< Likes electrons
V Likes them too

[Jazean]

^ elections or electrons
< understands electrons are part of life, and elections are best if chuck is on the ballot
V would vote for chuck

[SV3N]

^ If by chuck you mean chuck norris, then yes
< Thinks that Chuck Norris would be the best canidate for President
v Likes salami

[Ionzorg]

^ Loves salami. And I'm about to go to work, where I'll be presented with plenty of salami...
< Is led by a government based upon rule by wooden boxes.
V Is as well.

[Jazean]

^ is surprisingly close to right
< has always consider his president to be dense as wood and empty, headed that is, just like a box.
V might be the next US president, or not?

[Pink_Nipple]

^ Shur, I'll lead the US to.......
<.......hell........>
V Wishes he lived in hell

[Jazean]

^ has a good plan
< believes it'd be better then michigan, and is listening to zraxrax's 58008 amv
V likes that amv as well.

[SV3N]

^ loves 58008
< has a lot of drama with old friends that wont grow up
v doesn't have this problem?

[Jazean]

^ is correct
< leaves friends like that behind to deal with their crud
V is probably more forgiving then that

[SV3N]

^ can't really say
< Just saw Blindness and Clannad the movie, also now has a splitting headache
v saw Blindness?

[abyssion1337]

^ no
< couldn't download Rurouni Kenshin, damn I need to free up some space
V will join me in blaming Vista

[DaMetzger]

^ hell yes
< the first thing he learned about Vista is which version offers a free downgrade to XP
V would like to know

[abyssion1337]

^ I know all about it
< can't till I get an external
V also wants to duel boot linux and XP

[SV3N]

^ yes
< Watched all of Code Geass: Lelouch of the Rebellion R2 today
V what anime should I watch next? Shakugan no Shana or Gurren Lagaan?

[DaMetzger]

^ Baccano! :P
< didn't like TTGL and hasn't seen Shakugan no Shana
V thinks it's blasphemy

[thedarkmessenger]

^blashpemer!
<hasn't been on AMV Hell for far too long.
VTotally forgot who I am.

[Issitheus]

^TDM! what the hell happened?
<TDM! what the hell happened?
v TDM! what the hell happened?

[thedarkmessenger]

^I lost my internet for awhile! :O
<I lost my internet for awhile! :O
VHOLY CRAP! :O

[Mawelli]

^ HOLY ****!
< I mean really holy...
V yeah....you..?

[DaMetzger]

^ Yes, me!
< Me, me, me...
V Me too?

[Mawelli]

^ more liek three
< shud go to sleep, has school tomorrow and is gonna be really tired but dont wants to...
V not?

[Jazean]

^ not.
< is already awake agian, and back at school
V won't answer for quite a while

[Mawelli]

^ lies
< is
V likes strawberry cakes

[Ionzorg]

^ Cakes, pies, tarts, rainbows, ponies, fortunes, FIELDS, you name it.
< "TDM"? More like "Holy crap!"
V Has gone a day without internet access in the past two weeks.

[Jazean]

^ not true, i always hijack net somewhere
< is hijacking college net
V needs better net hijacking plans

[Pink_Nipple]

^ plans of hijacking planes?
< hmm...good idea....i'll fly somewhere....how about hawaii....
V has been there

[SV3N]

^ no but wants to go there
< Started watching Baccano and got the last 2 achievments in Soul Calibur 4
V considers there room relatively clean?

[abyssion1337]

^it is
< is reconsidering using the sandvitch
V uses the sandvitch

[thedarkmessenger]

^*munch*
<*gobble*
Vwant some?

[Jazean]

^ eyes are funny colors now
< passes on sandvitch
V might want the rest of sandvitch

[Pink_Nipple]

^ Wut? How big it was?
< But anyway, you won't give me the rest.....
V Likes Hulk Hogan

[SV3N]

^ Doesn't really care much for him sorry >.>
< Just watched Baccano! and the 3 OVA's, and now downloads Afro Samurai
V Likes Afro Samurai

[Jazean]

^ baccano! was great
< hasn't watched afro samuri
V is a penguin

[Mawelli]

^ would want to
< penguins are cute
V are!

[DaMetzger]

^ kinda
< puppies!
V puppies?

[SV3N]

^ Puppies are so awesome >:3
< Sadly, is allergic to puppies but will get one in the future anyway
V Is not allergic to dogs and or cats

[Pink_Nipple]

^ Yes, but they're such a burden....
< Does not have any pet atm
V Does

[Jazean]

^ is correct
< has 4 cats and 4 dogs... see below if you want details
V is amazed with the animals and their friendlyness to one another


cats:
bear {orange tiger-stripped} (thinks he's a dog, or at least can't tell the difference)
sealya {saimese}
bo {black, long-haired} (full name: princess leeroy bo-jangles the third)
rocky {black, mitten-kitten} (biggest coward in the world, plays with marabel)

dogs
hairy-it {dashound/chiwuaua mix}
shubie {rottweiler / dashound mix} (rottweiler was the mommy, she lied down, akward but funny)
moofy {fawn pug} (sleeps with bear)
marabel {black pug} (is still a puppy, eats everyones feet)

[Pink_Nipple]

^ Just....how can it be....you have too many....wtf
< having those pets would take about 99% of my apartments.
V Is impressed too

[SV3N]

^ yes, very impressed, and jealous because I can't have pets...damn you...^_~
< Slept past class today >.> oops
V didn't sleep past class today or didn't have class at all

[Mawelli]

^ correct! no classes at all
< slept in late because no classes
V woke up early this morning

[DaMetzger]

^ yes
< considers 10 AM to be early ;)
V does too

[SV3N]

^ yes that is early for me
< wants to order chinese for dinner tonight
V likes chinese food

[Mawelli]

^ tis good
< likes the turkish cuisine the most
V eats kebab?

[Jazean]

^ depends whats on it
< used to have more pets,not all at same time but they died or got eaten, or whatnot, (see list below)
V is still very amazed...

Birds (the ones i remember at least)
Tweety (deceased, heart attack caused by hairy-it)

Dogs (recent memory, say past 14 years)
Lady (full name: midnight lady, rottweiler, mother of shubie, died of old age)
Fudge (dashound, father of shubie, died of old age in my moms arms, very sad)
Freckles (mother of hairy-it, put to sleep because of an accident that crippled both her back legs)
Phebie (Rottweiler, age)
Baby (also know as killer, pit bull, given to humane society after it wouldn't stop fighting with lady)
Harry (Full name: hairy hodini, chiwuaua, father of hairy-it, at my uncles, quite the escape artist)
Sugar (mutt, i don't remember, i think we gave her away after alot of stuff got devoured)

cats (also recent memory)
Moose (coon cat, got sick and hid from us, i miss him)
Rex (accidentally ate rat poison, very sad day)
Tiger (mom accidentally backed over him with the car, he ran across the front yard apparently in shock, then fell over dead)
Simon (Siamese, age, i could swear he made it to almost 20, but he was like allergic to himself)

fishes
Moby (channel catfish, racoon got him when he was in the pond in the backyard, we would of grilled him when he got big enough, nature beat us to it...)
Victims 1 through 5,000 (goldfish, eaten by moby)

Reptiles
Sly 1 (ball python, over-cooked by heat-lamps)
Sly 2 (ball python, assumed sick, refused to eat)
Sly 3 (ball python, long life, became agressive towards my mom, disappeared)

Hamsters and mice
Scrat (age, i think, he was a very overweight hamster...)
Victums 1 through unknown (breeder mice, eaten by various sly's)

i think thats everything i can remember, i known there where more cats, and a few dogs from when i was much younger but i don't remember them very well anymore...

[SV3N]

^ yes, very :o
< Is very happy to play and complete Portal Still Alive the sequel game
V has also played Portal Still Alive

[Jazean]

^ there's a sequel
< didn't know that
V who's the villian?

[SV3N]

^ no new villan
< Sorry, I should have said "extension of the 1st game" there are 14 new stages
V knew that it was Jazean's birthday today and/or is Jazean?

[Jazean]

^ was thinking on me
< is me, and still has 2 1/2 hours till its the 24th in this time zone
V is not in my time zone...

[thedarkmessenger]

^depends, which timezone?
<Lives in the MST timezone.
VDoesn't live anywhere near mountains.

[SV3N]

^ Kinda lives near Adirondack Mountains but is in Eastern Pasific time zone
< Just watched Saw II and will watch Saw V on Halloween
V Will watch Saw V

[DaMetzger]

^ hell no
< has seen Saw I through III and is goddamn tired of the franchise
V also thikns Saw I was the best of the lot

[Odessa]

^Not me.
< Hates the Saw serious with a passion.
V Won't be able to tell I have no idea if i'm doing this game right.

[SV3N]

^ Your doing this game fine
< just got out of class
V likes mountain dew

[abyssion1337]

^ yes
< is going to have some with lunch
v also likes to attack weak points for massive damage

[SV3N]

^ yes, that is the best way to get EXP+
< needs to study for tests on monday and tuesday but is procrastinating
V Likes to procrastinate

[Jazean]

^ is correct
< could be considered a sort of demi-god of procrastination.
V shotgun?

[DaMetzger]

^ pancor jackhammer
< sleepy
V creepy

[Jazean]

^ technically
< has to wait til monday to get his laptop, is a sad
V is laughing at my sadness

[SV3N]

^ No, I understand your pain
< Had to wait 3 weeks soon after getting my laptop because of a stupid update that actually did damage to my computer. >.<
V Has not happened to you

[Pink_Nipple]

^ Exactly
< First, i don't have a laptop. Second, i know what format C:\ is.
V Knows too

[DaMetzger]

^ I have no idea
< tries it now
V .... ;)

[Odessa]

^ I can't speak in RPG Hero, sorry.

< Is really, really sore, and desperate for a distraction from pain.

v Will entertain me.

[Issitheus]

^ *gives Odessa a dancing monkey*
< now that thing only eats human flesh, and it eats once a day at aroud 5 pm, but twice on Fridays and Jewish holidays around 3 am.
v got that?

[Odessa]

^ nope. i'm too busy with my dancing money.

< Is now concerned her monkey is the thing eating human flesh.

V Will save me from evil flesh eating dancing jewish monkies?

[SV3N]

^ shoots the dancing jewish monkies in the head with a shotgun
< does not want to take two tests tomorrow
V will take my tests for me

[Issitheus]

^ screw that
< never said that the monkey/monkeys is/are jewish. i dont think the monkees were jewish either
v where'd you get that the monkey was jewish?

[SV3N]

^ sorry, I must have read the words wrong
< perhaps I am dyslexic?
V Knows the true air speed velocity of an unladen Swallow (European)

[Issitheus]

^ 44 kilometers per hour due 20? Southwest
< Is incredibly intelligent
v Is horrifyingly stupid

[Odessa]

^ Who told you that?!?! It's all because i flunked out of school, isn't it!?! WAHH!!

< Is now tormented by a horrible past and evil flesh eating dancing jewish monkies.

V Wants to have sex with my monkey.

[Issitheus]

^ you just brought back bad memories from my criminal days...
< had criminal days that involved having sex with monkeys
v is intrigued

[Odessa]

^ as I matter of fact, I am. I didn't know that was in vogue now... i'll have to add it to my "to do" list now :0

< Keeps a list of all sexual kinks and positions I have done, have yet to do, and must do.

V is dying to see said list.

[Issitheus]

^ all the regulars here are close friends. you're now a regular.
< in other words, sure, why the hell not?
v sure, why the hell not?

[Odessa]

^ ( cracks knuckles)

Done:

missionary
scisor
69
doggy
ladder
public sex
threesomes
blow jobs
anal

kama sutra:
Clasping position
Climbing of a Tree position
Congress of a Cow position
Congress of the Crow position
Crab position
Fixing of a Nail position
Half-Pressed position
Lotus position
Mare's position
Packed position
Position of Indrani
Pressed position
Pressing position
Rising position
Splitting of a Bamboo position
Turning position
Twining position
Yawning position
Variant Yawning Position
The Lotus-Like Position
Alternative Fixing of a Nail Position
Alternative Congress of a Crow position
Indra woman



want to:

upward feet
have sex in a car
sex on a train
sex on a plain
orgy of three+
food sex
water sex
NEW! sex with monkey :)



( cough) and there my be more


< Is honored to be considered a regular.

V will be masterbating thinking of this list.