[Divine Dragoon]

^ I don't know what that is?
< is wondering what it is
V what is it!

[Jazean]

^ magical tacos
< should lay off the magical tacos
V yes?

[Divine Dragoon]

^ I like you better this way haha
< needs to find some too
V shoot me!!

[Jazean]

^ blam BLAM BLAM BLAM blam, ratatatatatatatatatta, BOOM, blam, BLAM BLAM BLAM...

< is outta ammo now...

V thinks i shot DD on purpose...

[Divine Dragoon]

^ you dident even hit me you dick head!
< why cant i die?
V tell me!!!

[Jazean]

^ Because.............. You Are The HIGHLANDER!

< is not the highlander, so you'll benefit not from chopping off my head...

V doesn't believe my lies.. i mean truths...

[Divine Dragoon]

^ your high right now so I whate it out tell your coherent
< thinks Jazz needs to take a cold shower
V will you? haha

[Odessa]

^ shower with jazean? count me in! :)

< someone please knock me out. it's 5am and i can't sleep.

V did you spike my food with sugar again?

[Kuwabara]

^ oh ****.... :o
< has been found out O_O
v distract vicky for me while i run away?

[Pink_Nipple]

^ whatever
< *start dancing in the nude*
V is Vicky and is glaring

[Divine Dragoon]

^ not really
< I think Vicky is after Kuwabara
V fook at him run!

[Kuwabara]

^ WHAT??? I CANT HEAR YOU
< still running
v see ya :P

[Divine Dragoon]

^ woldent want to be yah!
< Man he's gone!...... :o
V haha she cough up!

[Kuwabara]

^ HUH?!?! o_O
< *looks over shoulder* OH ****!!!!! O_O
V WHY THE HELL DIDN'T YOU TELL ME SOONER?!?!?!?!?! ??? ::) :P

[Divine Dragoon]

^ I wanted to see you face when you found out
< It was good hehe the total shock on his face haha
V good for you too?

[Kuwabara]

^ eh....
< is now handcuff to vicky's bed
v laughong at me?

[Divine Dragoon]

^ she paid me to film the event
< I am freelance cameraman and editor
V need a wedding or a funeral to be filmed (and i get more funerals than weddings believe it or not)

[Divine Dragoon]

^ not yet sadly
< needs something to film after Odessa is finished with Kuwabara....
V well how was it? I can make a copy for you and you family...(I'll edit out the parts were you were crying.)

[Useful]

^ Wait, how was I involved?!?
< Ehehe, I'll take a tape anyway >:D
V Would you object to sale of said tape on Ebay? Or would you prefer an upload to Youtube?

[Kuwabara]

^ youtube doesnt allow porn ;D
< will kill you if you sale it on ebay
v hand it and all copies you have over and i wont kill you ::)

[Useful]

^ *hands copies* How do you know that's all of them :D?
< Burns remaining copies out of guilt... but can't find the original...
V I promise I won't release it if I ever find it!

[Kuwabara]

^ *twitch*O_o
< uh oh.....
v you think vicky has it? O_O

[Useful]

^ I... would bet my penis on it.
< Is pretty proud of that turn of phrase actually ;D.
V What do you think? Of the phrase, not my penis o.o

[Divine Dragoon]

^ it's funny
< Odessa has about 50 that she paid for......the other 5000 im still waiting for payment
V you can't find me lalahahaha!

[Odessa]

^ i think this is the most wacky thing i've ever done without actually being present.

< i own a copy of the video, and sell the rest on ebay. doesn't everybody?

V should i unti kuwabara, or make a sequal to the film?

[Kuwabara]

^ untie me :'(
< needs to go back to school&#160; :'(
v hmm? :'(

[Divine Dragoon]

^ naaaaa we need to film the next one
< we should make Kuw watch wile Vicky has her way with kenpatchi and Itheus
V well??

[Odessa]

^ touching issi on film would send me to jail for a long time. pass.

< i'm thinking kuwabara could meet my friend Jason. the well hung, african american athlete, Jason.

V what do you think?

[Issitheus]

^I turn 16 in a couple days...
<thinks 16 is legal in georgia
vis it?

[Kuwabara]

^yep :P
< HAHA :P
v LOOK A DISTRACTION

http://img80.imageshack.us/img80/2287/photo0214ts7.jpg

http://img219.imageshack.us/img219/9806/photo0215jg6.jpg

[Divine Dragoon]

^ i'm not gay!
< Vicky what do we do for part 2?
V TELLL ME!!!

[Useful]

^ Why do I have to? Though I will
< Thinks it should involve Jason. As well as some cat ears. And maybe some cosplay. All while keeping him tied to the bed.
V Any more ideas? ;D

[Divine Dragoon]

^ for the second seen Kuw needs a baby diaper a bib and a rattle hehe
< the third seen the fab 5 has there way with him as vicky works on Useful
V well?

[Kuwabara]

^ im not there anymore :P
< is hidden 8)
v have fun with vicky! ::)

[Divine Dragoon]

^hehehe If only he knew we were watching him right now?
< lights, Camra......
V Action!!!!

[Kuwabara]

^ haha...thats not me 8)
< im watching you 8)
v haha

[Useful]

^ Uh oh... so it's just me and Vicky? :D
< Maybe we can work with this. *works with this. Literally*
V Do you think Vicky will object?

[Divine Dragoon]

^ I donno
< Im just the cramra man!
V all right people get into positions!

[Odessa]

^ i'm game for just about anything.

< has just about no clue what she is signing up for anymore.

V what am i doing to who now?

[Kuwabara]

^ *sigh*
< you and useful are going "tity tity bang bang" :P
v like my phrase? ::)

[Jazean]

^ its descriptive

< thought she was ka-noodling abyss

V knows my visage is findable in the Hellmates IRL thread.

[Divine Dragoon]

^ duahhhhhhhhhhh (drull coming from nose) what did you say?
< If only i could get some sleep every once and a wile!
V is 4 hours sleep for 3 days good or bad? because that's what i get im that busy!

[Odessa]

^ that would be bad. sorry!

< is really worn out from all the sex in the above posts.

V buy a copy of the tape? only 19.99 plus tax and shippng + handling.

[Divine Dragoon]

^ haha I have the film
< I made it!
V copyright Damian's mom Productions 2009

[Odessa]

^ damien's mom, huh? i'm sure she approves.

< is trying to think of a topic shift.

V so...who is your favorite author?

[Divine Dragoon]

^ id say Michael Crichton Jurassic Park and the Lost World are masterpieces the lost world movie just murdered the book
< Damian's mom Pro is from my bro's name is Damian and mom started the biz and well the omen movie had came out back then too hehe when my mom sined the birth certif the nures said "Aw are you gona get him a big wheel and some rotwilers?" joking of coarse haha
V funny true story?

[Adjacent Badger]

^ No, it is not
< thinks you made it up yourself
< once backed my parents's car up unto the sidewalk, just as a dog were pissing. While it dodged me, its owner didn't dodge its pee.
V true or false?

[Odessa]

^ true.

< loved playing "true or false" in school. we told two stories, one true, the other false, and people had to guess. my best contribution was:

story one: so, my family and i played a game of poker over the weekend, betting money as we played. my brother and i came down to a big hand, neither of us refusing to back down. he won the hand with a straight flush, and cleared me out of 500$. afterwards, he told me he was going to use the money to buy a new bike. he never rode his current bike, and i thought it a waste of my money. we argued, and in my anger, i reacher for a conveniantly placed blunt sword hanging on the wall behind me, and beat him up with it until he agreed to use the money for something that wasn't as stupid.

story 2: me, my brother, my friend Chris, and his brother Tommy all took a ride out on the town last month. Chris was a tad drunk, and i was easily bullied by him, and it this lead us to problems many a night. This night, we were looking for pizza. At 3am. Funny thing though, most pizza places arn't open at 3am. so, we tried a super market, and figured w'ed get a frozen one and make it ourselves somehow. only chris decided to take us to a local small store, which was closed as we all told him it would be. still, he insisted we get out of his car, and check out the clearly closed store. we followed him reluctantly as he was the only who could drive. once Chris realzied the store was close, he had a brilliant idea: since no one was here, we could race the shoping karts! Chris and i each loaded our respective little brothers into a shopping kart, and began rolling the carts at each other like idiots. we clashed and banged them around, tossing them into street lamps and what not, and generally being loud. until we rolled one cart down the lengh of the parking lot, and it ran into a homeless man sleeping in the street. we watched it roll right into him in slow motion, and he woke up not pleased, yelling what i belive were some choice words in spanish. we all ran towards the car, chased by the homeless man the whole way. once in, we drove off, everyone looking behind to make sure he wasn't behind us still. including chris who was driving, who drove into one of our previously launced shopping carts with a screech. we were unharmed and kept going, but the car had scrathces all over the right side. we were deathly quite as we drove out of the lot, when chris says "you know, i don't want pizza. i think i want chinese."


V which is true, which is false? :)

[Odessa]

^ no one?

< must...bump...

V did i scare poeple away?

[Kuwabara]

^ not really
< run at mention of whips...that kind of stuff
v you?

[Odessa]

^ abyss gave me a whip as a present, so...no.


< i remember my first whip... i was with my girlfriend at the time, and we were shopping in local Quincy, near her place. We just happened to go down to the local adult enterntainment store, as we both knew where it was ( i used to work there, a long time ago). I'm looking for a new vibrator for us to use, and finding one i liked, went to go show it to the girlfriend. I turn, and notice she's not in the main room. she went into the back, with the EXTREME toys are kept. i go back there, and she is cracking a full length leather bull whips (not a little flogger) testing out a few of them for the best feel. My mouth dropped! lol. I showed her the vibe, and she showed me the whip she liked best. We made our purchases, and after a bit more shopping, went to her place to try them out...

V how kinky are you willing to go? ;)

[Odessa]

^ apparently, no is willing to touch that question.

< wonders if people no longer like this game. i bump it as it's one of my favorite games, but i don't want to keep bumping it if no one likes it.

V should i let this die next time no one replies to me?

[Kuwabara]

^ nah
< just change the question
v agree?

[Odessa]

^ well yes, of course i agree.

< i just feel self conscious, like i'm forcing people to play.

V PUT THOSE HANDCUFFS BACK ON, I'M NOT DONE WITH YOU YET!!

[Kuwabara]

^ NEVER!!!!!
< <_<.......>_>..... *runs*
v bye! ::)

[Odessa]

^ hello hello! i don't know why you say goodbye, i say hello....

< old song reference.

V did you get it this time? :)

[Kuwabara]

^ yes
< tired
v you?

[Odessa]

^ also yes.

< we should likely go to bed, huh?

V care to join me in my bed? :)

[Kuwabara]

idk.....theres a party next door tomorrow that i dont wanna miss..... ::)

[Odessa]

^ better than the party we can have?

< i think not.

V still, bed is a good idea. agree?

[Kuwabara]

^ sure
< zzzzzz
v night ::)

[Odessa]

^ goodnight cutie.

< my last post for the night.

V So um... how's the weather in the world of tomorrow?

[acutekat]

^ drizzly with a chance of dismemberment
< fallout 3 is awesome
V doesn't like me

[Kuwabara]

^ eh
< id kinda prefer you over abyss
v do you hate him?

[acutekat]

^nah its kinda of like i just reply in kind
< plus im really annoying
Varent I =)

[Kuwabara]

^ in a way
< about to go to a party
v is acutekat?

[acutekat]

^ maybe
< what is I
V Philosphy.

[Odessa]

^ all i can think of is "the philosphy club" in Wicked. i'm dirty....

< is pleased to see other people posting here.

V what do you think of philosphy?

[acutekat]

^ or how philosphy thinks of thought
< thinking about thoughts
V thinking thoughts?

[Odessa]

^ i'm thinking thoughts i wish i wasn't thinking.

< not sure if i tohught that out enough.

V did i?

[acutekat]

^maybe or maybe not it is one of the basic questions of the universe
< that and why are we here and what should we be doing
Vbut i got all those figured out do you?

[Odessa]

^ nope. i'm just struggling with living another day, and hoping i can improve my lot in life somehow.

< some money would be nice, a good job, a loving husband, and 2.5 kids would be nice.

V can i place an order here for all that?

[Kuwabara]

^ sure
< hmm, thats: money, nice job, loving husband, and 2.5 kids....
v you want fries with that? ::)

[Odessa]

^ no thanks, i need to watch my weigh. oh weigh, if it's 2.5, that means i'm pregnant, so yes, i'll take an extra large fries, 2 double cheeseburgers, 3 things of onion rings and an extra large milkshake.

< is now wondering what her hypothitical husband and children look like.

V danve my pupper, dance!

[Kuwabara]

^ huh? ???
< say what
v whats that? ???

[Odessa]

^ this is what i call a ball gag. care to see how it works?

< come to think of it, i need to get a new ball gag as my old one....well, lets say it ran into some wear and tear issues.

V will you buy me a new ball gag :)

[Kuwabara]

^ ummm...
< gee...no money
v srry ::)

[Odessa]

^ you don't look too apologetic.... i wodner why?

< i could also use a new sex swing, some velco lock tethers, a rubber anal dildo, fuzzy handcuffs, some paddles, a new blindfold, and maybe if i've been good, a new four speed remore vibrator.

V isn't shopping fun?!

[Kuwabara]

^ O_O
< O_o
v so um.....how was your day?

[acutekat]

^ok
< studied a little
V my finals are nest week, word of encouragement?

[Kuwabara]

^ study
< never did
v sleep

[acutekat]

^ thank you mister literalist
< mr. realist
V mr. surealist

[Kuwabara]

^ idk
< kinda tired...
v you?

[acutekat]

^ speaking on the fone
< self
V banana phone

[Odessa]

^ ring ring ring ring, banana phone... dammit, now it's in my head!!

< kitty cat, keep your wits about, study, and hope for the best. it's all you can do, right? as long as you give it your all, there's nothing to be ashamed about.

V well, thats my pep talk....are you next?

[Kuwabara]

^ next?
< O.o
v what do ya mean, next?

[Odessa]

^ for the sacrifice, silly. what did you think the volcano is for?

< (prepares the ceremonial feast for after the sacrifice of the virgin).

V ready?

[Divine Dragoon]

^ I have him all tied up and ready for you!!
< ZZZz...Uaht wat was i doing?
V runs away like a little bitch (hehe this will get him. hheehehhe)

[Odessa]

^ you think so? i bet he escapes.

< i would use a teleport cookie, but that would be cliche.

V (waits)

[Kuwabara]

^ ok
< im waiting
v what am i waiting for?

[Odessa]

^ ( face palm)

< oh well. (thros kuwabara into the volanco)

V well, he's dead Jim.

[Kuwabara]

^ huh?
< iz right here...
v what do ya mean im dead?

[Odessa]

^ dammit, i told you cloning is illegal!!

< now i'm going to have to clean up... (****s shotgun).

V i'll give you to the count of one.

One.

[Divine Dragoon]

^ he';s that way!!!!
< turn's on stealth camo
V can't find me!

[Odessa]

^ (panting) you're right, i can't find him.

< wait, who was i looking for again?

V will you help me find my mind? i seem to have lost it somewhere...

[acutekat]

^ sorry its gone
< lost mine a while ago
Vare you amongst the mindless

[FnkyWlkrDrtyTlkr]

^Yes
<I grey ones went on strike
V are you a human?

[Odessa]

^ i am many things, and cannot say with certainity.

< is feeling depressed.

V cheer me up?

[Divine Dragoon]

^ I dance naked on a stripper poll for you
< I'm not sure that helped I think i might of scared her?
V Did I?

[Odessa]

^ hm, not at all :)

< (stuffs a 20$ into DD's boxers, and slaps his ass).

v dance baby, dance...

[Divine Dragoon]

^ I do the robot
<wondering why I'm doing this?
V tell me!

[Odessa]

^ i don't care about the why, so long as you keep dancing...

< stuffs a 50$ in DD's front "pocket."

V (pats her lap) come here...

[Divine Dragoon]

^ moon walks over to Odessa
< I'm trying to think of more corny dance moves
V well.........

[Odessa]

^ looks like i hzve you - and this topic - all to myself.

< how can we get more people here?

V FREE CAKE TO NEXT POSTER!!!

[Divine Dragoon]

^ the cake was a lie!!!
< want's my cake
V were is it?

[Odessa]

^ BURRRP!!

< excuse me :)

V Will be DD?

[Divine Dragoon]

^ how did you know that! ???
< Looks for hidden camera
V Were is it!?!

[Odessa]

^ you REALLY don't want to know....


< (watches DD on cam)

V is that creepy?

[a cute kitty of doom]

^ depends on if he knows your there
< lonely
V likes this site as well

[Divine Dragoon]

^ I'm still here
< himmmmmmm
V why is that?

[Odessa]

^cause you will sleep when your'e dead, not before hand

<just got a ton of new medications and appointments.

V ever done pysical therapy? i start tomorrow...

[Divine Dragoon]

^ well I have had the **** kicked out of me before so Yes
< mine was pack pain and muscle rebuilding bla bla anyway It's fine they get a feel of how bad you are and start working from there very slowly heck whin I started I couldn't push my own weight doing wall push ups and after that and keeping at it I cand do 50 push ups balancing my legs on a therapy ball you will see what that is when you get there you might have to do balancing exercises as in sitting on one and just moving your hips in a circle but they will start you slow just keep up with them after discharge you will feel better longer (^_^)
V that help?

[Odessa]

^ i'll let you know how it goes :)

< i hurt my back shoveling; no big i thought. i thought pulled a muscle and it would heal in a week or two. 2 months later, it's still bothering me. so they are taking x-rays and sending me to pysical therapy to see whats wrong.

V i get all the fun medical problems! jealous? :)

[Divine Dragoon]

^ haha at least you were able to stop shoveling my dad wont allow that kinda thing haha
< Im goaan post some pic's of my Yukon on dream car
V will look at them there be there soon?

[Tazuto]

^most likly not
<doesnt knwo what your talking about
V probably thinks im boring

[Divine Dragoon]

^ now i do!
< the pic's are there now
V look at my car and be jealous!

[Tazuto]

^im not jealous of a jeep
<doesnt have a car
V has to be some third person int he conversation

[Kuwabara]

^ his car is a Yukon....not a jeep...
< is the one with the jeep
v get it ::)

[Divine Dragoon]

^ well of course!
< you never shut up about it!
V hahahahaha

[Kuwabara]

^ ::)
< i was mostly talking about the fact that your car isnt a jeep....its a yukon
V ::)

[Divine Dragoon]

^ >:(
< you still always talk about ur jeep
V :D

[Odessa]

^ i'm going to pretend i know the difference between a yukon and jeep is.

< sometimes, ignorence is bliss....

V you agree?