[Arock]

i need to restock my ramen supply cause i seem to be out

[bloodlover1987]

im out of shrimp ones....geso

[hosokawa37]

i mixed two flavors together: shrimp and miso. so delicious x3

[bloodlover1987]

hmm sounds good

[hosokawa37]

oh it was ^^

[bloodlover1987]

hey Kraken is the top searched term on yahoo xD

[hosokawa37]

it was number 6 when i opened yahoo up xD

[SplitReality]

So this is random but my nephew laughed waaaaaaaay too much when Haruhi said it "Must have been a cracker" @ 'hacked' homepage.

[bloodlover1987]

tentastic xD

[MADEVIL]

oh got not that bad sea pun crap again

[bloodlover1987]

what the gill you talking about

[MADEVIL]

so you're going to play stupid i see

[SplitReality]

Lets discuss favorite fetishes.

[MADEVIL]

oh i'm sure this will get out of control in a nice funny way

[bloodlover1987]

should be funny

[Zetsubou-Chan]

Then let's start:
Blood's favorite fetish is tentacle rape, bonus if it involves ika

[MADEVIL]

on a stupid side note a so called superhero got arrested
http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/44848642/ns/us_news-crime_and_courts/?GT1=43001

[SplitReality]

I of course like the little sister types and short-ish hair. School uniform is a classic, better when barefoot.

[bloodlover1987]

ha thats funny

[SplitReality]

There's a thought. Ika in a school uniform tentacling a little sister.

[bloodlover1987]

hmmmm.....

[Zetsubou-Chan]

And I have a fetish for tomboys

[SplitReality]

I also like the short quiet girls with glasses, and tend to like silvery hair.

Summed up:
http://i51.tinypic.com/24cgpl0.jpg

[MADEVIL]

i'd just be happy to have a hot oriental girlfriend right now

[SplitReality]

Did I mention small chests yet? Those too.

[Zetsubou-Chan]

@MAD:
Cool, hope you two have fun together

[bloodlover1987]

mad wants happy ending

[MADEVIL]

who doesn't want a happy ending

[SplitReality]

Zetsu-chan misreading aside, asian girls are always epic win. They tend to come default with small chests and openness to wild fantasies too. And cosplay.

[MADEVIL]

all sounds like a wonderful win

[SplitReality]

Everyone loves asians.

[bloodlover1987]

here ya go mad

http://asianfreematches.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/05/Hot+Asian+Babe+Asian+woman+Asian+girl+Sweet+Chiens e+Girl+Busty+Japanese+Girl.jpg

[SplitReality]

The breasts are too big blood.

[MADEVIL]

i know i would love to do things to all the girls in the gee gee video, i don't care i still take her

[SplitReality]

I suppose they do have the added bonus of being able to wrap around.

[bloodlover1987]

big tits are best xD so many things you an do to them

[MADEVIL]

big are nice but there is a limit to how big

[bloodlover1987]

c-d cup for me

[SplitReality]

I still prefer C or less though.

[MADEVIL]

i like tits of all sizes, but i don't need those giant over sized ones, they serve no purpose

[Zetsubou-Chan]

It doesn't matter what cup size I prefer, just as long as it doesn't exceed D cup

[SplitReality]

They say C is the perfect size however.

[bloodlover1987]

http://euforiatv.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/03/huge-breasts.jpg

[MADEVIL]

yes and they have to add extra letters and numbers to them, some nice tits that go well with the girl would be nice

[jinzo64]

i say the perfect size is what ever soifon is

[MADEVIL]

hmm... i wonder what size she is, i'm sure its on the net somewhere

[jinzo64]

good thinking madman.
to the internet.

[bloodlover1987]

YAY pounces jinzo...


http://troll.me/images/asgasgas354654asf/welcome-to-the-internet.jpg

[SplitReality]

Blood stop taking erotic photos of yourself.

[MADEVIL]

and my eyes already burn from this cold, that picture does not help

[bloodlover1987]

cant help im a sexy beast

[Zetsubou-Chan]

hmm... i wonder what size she is, i'm sure its on the net somewhere

A-Cup

[jinzo64]

soifon will protect me
http://cdn.static.ovimg.com/episode/1968691.jpg

[MADEVIL]

sexy no, beast yes as in ugly

[bloodlover1987]

thats a huge dildo

[jinzo64]

silly blood it's a nuclear war head and it's all for you

[MADEVIL]

and it gold and shiny

[bloodlover1987]

why would you do that to me D8

[jinzo64]

sorry mad it black and yellow a bit a like a wasp or a bee

edit i wouldn't would soifon would coz we got a special somthing

[MADEVIL]

good colors to sting blood

[jinzo64]

i think it's a bit more than a sting

[bloodlover1987]

nooo...*runs away

[MADEVIL]

well try it on blood for a test so we can take notes

[Zetsubou-Chan]

For the sake of science

[jinzo64]

don't worry blood i'll talk soifon down.

[bloodlover1987]

*hides

[MADEVIL]

he's just hiding till its safe then he's going to grape you jinzo

[jinzo64]

blood i talked her down you can stop hiding now she wants to appologize for over reacting.
http://i111.photobucket.com/albums/n154/anna_loves_yoh/bleach/Soi-Fon/Soi_Fong_Chibi_by_SamyYami.png

[bloodlover1987]

hmmm...*peeks out from a box

[MADEVIL]

a box like in mgs?

[jinzo64]

of course what other type of boxes are there

[bloodlover1987]

yeah its safe in the box

[MADEVIL]

but what if is like the box in the dorkly bits video

[jinzo64]

but soifon in the box with you
and she heard you wanted to grape me
http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-wT9gF0nPLQE/TVUx0-BVRII/AAAAAAAAA-U/S_c5MAcB9xI/s1600/Soifon_Shikai_Suzumebachi.jpg

[bloodlover1987]

hm...i never wanted to grape jinzo i only want snuggles

[MADEVIL]

what kind of answer is that

[jinzo64]

soifon doesn't approve of your hm
http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-wT9gF0nPLQE/TVUx0-BVRII/AAAAAAAAA-U/S_c5MAcB9xI/s1600/Soifon_Shikai_Suzumebachi.jpg

[MADEVIL]

see i told you it was a bad answer blood

[Zetsubou-Chan]

hm...i never wanted to grape jinzo i only want snuggles

You mean this?:
http://sustainablelifeblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/01/snugglejj7.jpg

[SplitReality]

You mean this?:
http://sustainablelifeblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/01/snugglejj7.jpg

This makes it an anus related statement. Red flag.
(Don't ask how.)

[jinzo64]

soifons o.k with snuggles but no grapeing or else.
her words not mine

[MADEVIL]

keep your back to the wall jinzo

[bloodlover1987]

how is that a anul statement

[MADEVIL]

because you're involved

[jinzo64]

it kinda makes it an anus statment because snuggle is a kind of toilet paper.

[SplitReality]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OsZcoODKc50

[bloodlover1987]

i would never

[MADEVIL]

that's about blood speed

[jinzo64]

soifons sad that the video isn't available in the u.k
http://t3.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcT-dET8LrwYAgK86GFAcA2foa6g4ss_ngG3RjY_2su7xIcmzXqsSq DVcA7woA

[MADEVIL]

what are you kidding, you can watch that

[jinzo64]

no we can't
The uploader has not made this video available in your country.
Sorry about that.

[bloodlover1987]

poor UK

[MADEVIL]

well damn jinzo that sucks, makes me want to fire up ustream for you so you can watch it, well just so you know its from robot chicken making fun of the snuggles bear. blood are you sure you wanted to post that here

[jinzo64]

acctualy it's england the u.k is made of four countries england,scotland,wales and ireland

edit isn't the snuggle bear the origional **** bear

[SplitReality]

well damn jinzo that sucks, makes me want to fire up ustream for you so you can watch it, well just so you know its from robot chicken making fun of the snuggles bear. blood are you sure you wanted to post that here

Blood posted what now?

[MADEVIL]

he could be, i'm sure he softened up a lot of children clothes, like by sniffing them. he fixed it split, it was a pony pic for the pony thread

[jinzo64]

he posted a video
or a pciture of a pack of toilet paper.

[SplitReality]

I posted the video in response to the question of how the snuggle bear makes bloods comment anus related.

[jinzo64]

oh yeah sorry i was getting confused and mixed up

[MADEVIL]

it happens to the best of us jinzo

[jinzo64]

we posted at the same time

[SplitReality]

Yea Mad, was definately only jinzo.

[bloodlover1987]

i are DERP!

[jinzo64]

erm split i think your trying to imply somthing there
http://static.desktopnexus.com/thumbnails/526684-bigthumbnail.jpg

[MADEVIL]

that's what happens when we all post within the same time frame, and i changed mine jinzo being we posted at the same time, so splits answer may be to the post before i changed it

[jinzo64]

the world is just a bit messed up.

[SplitReality]

that's what happens when we all post within the same time frame, and i changed mine jinzo being we posted at the same time, so splits answer may be to the post before i changed it

Indeed it was before you changed yours.

[bloodlover1987]

BURP

[jinzo64]

i can't believe he changed his post thats just evil and soifon does not approve
http://images2.fanpop.com/image/quiz/376000/376880_1267677985437_500_375.jpg

[bloodlover1987]

i was the wrong thread damnit D8

[MADEVIL]

well blame blood it all started with him

[jinzo64]

sorry blood but you might to hide again soifon is mad at you again
http://t0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcTfNwwxXnylIt_MiP8AnYgIZ1TWN3lL3 n6uFp_lptXSRQpJlKhMWg

[bloodlover1987]

why what did i do ?

[SplitReality]

I'm lost. So about the school girls getting graped...

[bloodlover1987]

ill distract her with..
http://fc07.deviantart.net/fs70/f/2010/335/7/4/yoruichi_shihouin_by_witchultimecia-d340p6a.jpg

[jinzo64]

mad said you started somthing but i have no idea what.
anyway soifons gone to find a person that graping school girls.

oh well she'll never find the person thats graping school girls it's probably konata

[SplitReality]

mad said you started somthing but i have no idea what.
anyway soifons gone to find a person that graping school girls.

oh well she'll never find the person thats graping school girls it's probably konata

Hmmmm?

http://i56.tinypic.com/102ou2c.jpg

[MADEVIL]

its still blood's fault, he posted a pony picture in here which was for the pony thread

[SplitReality]

I didn't see a pony.

[bloodlover1987]

i would never

[jinzo64]

what pony? where? when?

[MADEVIL]

its gone, blood move it to the pony thread where is belongs

[bloodlover1987]

ponies ponies everywhere

http://img.booru.org/furry//samples/108/sample_ecdf06b757187bb64bfd1c04b092acde1902e9a5.jp g?121518

[SplitReality]

Then the confusion was all caused by blood.

Blood, tonight..... YOU.

[bloodlover1987]

haha what do you think he means by tonight...you

[jinzo64]

you got the wrong thread
but soifon approves
http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_klePga6fTIs/TUqbNl3OYiI/AAAAAAAAA98/Ohuqn9v4ajI/s1600/489691282_f3b87a4d85.jpg

[MADEVIL]

no ponies, they belong in the pony thread. get him split

[SplitReality]

Reminds me, fish needs to expand that story so I can add to that one gif.

[bloodlover1987]

well this is anything goes tho

[jinzo64]

soifon's had a sudden change of heart and is going to protect blood from mad and split.
http://t0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcTfNwwxXnylIt_MiP8AnYgIZ1TWN3lL3 n6uFp_lptXSRQpJlKhMWg

[bloodlover1987]

YAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[SplitReality]

soifon's had a sudden change of heart and is going to protect blood from mad and split.
http://t0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcTfNwwxXnylIt_MiP8AnYgIZ1TWN3lL3 n6uFp_lptXSRQpJlKhMWg
Counter'd
http://i53.tinypic.com/25995hh.png

[jinzo64]

soifon likes ponies she wants to ride on one with yuroichi

edit. damn you split exploiting her only weakness

[MADEVIL]

why don't you have soifon ride your pony jinzo

[jinzo64]

because rainbow dash is busy kick the scrap out of star scream

[bloodlover1987]

http://fc07.deviantart.net/fs10/i/2006/095/0/9/Bleach_MLP__Zaraki_and_Yachiru_by_aku_sei.jpg

[MADEVIL]

its a lie, its brainwashing promo for mlp

[jinzo64]

http://fc07.deviantart.net/fs10/i/2006/095/0/9/Bleach_MLP__Zaraki_and_Yachiru_by_aku_sei.jpg

me and soifon always wonder how he removes his eye patch

[SplitReality]

http://fc07.deviantart.net/fs10/i/2006/095/0/9/Bleach_MLP__Zaraki_and_Yachiru_by_aku_sei.jpg

WHY IS HER FUR NOT COMPLETELY PINK

Anyway, this would make me start watching MLP.

[MADEVIL]

but it doesn't happen, move along, this is not the post your looking for

[jinzo64]

because only her hair is pink.
silly split asking silly questions.

[SplitReality]

http://i56.tinypic.com/34g3g4x.jpg

[MADEVIL]

my little bleach????? i'm not too sure about that

[jinzo64]

thats like me and soifon
me cosplayed as yuroichi.

[MADEVIL]

boy is soifon in for a suprise when you pull your pants down

[bloodlover1987]

she doesn't like penis tho

[jinzo64]

don't worry she already knows

[SplitReality]

Soifon is into bestiality.

[MADEVIL]

so what happens then

[bloodlover1987]

how do you know split

[jinzo64]

well real yuroichi shows up i cosplay as byakuya and have 3 way fun with soifon and yuroichi

[MADEVIL]

now that's what i call a party

[SplitReality]

how do you know split

http://i51.tinypic.com/142hdt0.jpg

[MADEVIL]

play with that pussy

[bloodlover1987]

aww but its just cute kitty

[MADEVIL]

cute kitty's are fun to play with

[jinzo64]

it is but it gets more attention than me.

[SplitReality]

Indeed.

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_MnEu_xSxUD0/TTCP9IB7NsI/AAAAAAAAAIU/-DJGjEW-Iio/s1600/yoruichi_02.jpg

[bloodlover1987]

meow............

[MADEVIL]

i know i'd like to play with that kitty

[jinzo64]

i now why soifon likes yuroichi shes so slender and well toned.

[MADEVIL]

can you blame her

[bloodlover1987]

im more into squids tho...http://26.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ls6a68OhcJ1qz9mpko1_500.jpg

[MADEVIL]

yes we know, you don't have to remind us blood

[jinzo64]

sorry blood soifons better
http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_klePga6fTIs/TUqbNl3OYiI/AAAAAAAAA98/Ohuqn9v4ajI/s1600/489691282_f3b87a4d85.jpg

[SplitReality]

So Soifons zanpakuto enhances her ability to finger and her bankai is a giant golden dildo, to top it off she's a lesbian with A-cups and a neko fetish. That's all clarified now.

[MADEVIL]

i'd say so, blood i thought you like women like this too
http://i961.photobucket.com/albums/ae93/Shinigami_Ral/Hot%20and%20Sexy%20anime%20girls/normal__648318fb65ab14ed66dab8ea0ef.jpg

[bloodlover1987]

o yeah i love curvy women

[SplitReality]

i'd say so, blood i thought you like women like this too
http://i961.photobucket.com/albums/ae93/Shinigami_Ral/Hot%20and%20Sexy%20anime%20girls/normal__648318fb65ab14ed66dab8ea0ef.jpg

....Ladies vs Butlers?

Oh. Soifon is also a ninja! Also a plus.

[MADEVIL]

yeah so that means don't piss her off or she'll kill you

[SplitReality]

yeah so that means don't piss her off or she'll kill you

With her horny glove of fingering. ... I mean hornet. She'll finger you to death. Only takes 2 thrusts in the right spot.

[bloodlover1987]

hehe

[MADEVIL]

talk about being finger ****ed to death

[bloodlover1987]

finger bang you into my life

[MADEVIL]

sing it blood

[SplitReality]

finger bang you into my life

I wonder if a Hell 0 skit exists for that yet. It needs to.

[jinzo64]

soifon isn't like that shes kind and gentle

[SplitReality]

soifon isn't like that shes kind and gentle

So she fingers you to death... gently? Hm...

[bloodlover1987]

yeah its soft

[MADEVIL]

there was a finger bang clip but it was not in a 0, and that good to know jinzo

[bloodlover1987]

yea but it begs for a zero style one

[SplitReality]

there was a finger bang clip but it was not in a 0, and that good to know jinzo

I'm aware of the one with yu yu hakusho, but that song would fit so perfect with a 0 style clip...

[MADEVIL]

yes it does, it would only be fitting

[jinzo64]

sorry your right soifon is like that i just have a hard time admitting it good thing i'm i can't from die from her touch

[MADEVIL]

then you're safe for the time being jinzo

[jinzo64]

i'm always safe in the hands of soifon

[MADEVIL]

aww, how sweet

[jinzo64]

i know.
but any way i'm going now

[bloodlover1987]

see ya

[MADEVIL]

ok, well have fun jinzo

[Zetsubou-Chan]

Later

[SplitReality]

So I read one of Soifons nicknames is "Captain Bitchninja". With that comment I'll be going to bed. Also with the comment she's my 2nd or 3rd or 4th favorite Bleach character. (After 9001 episodes its hard to keep track of the character rankings...)

[bloodlover1987]

damn everyone is going huh

[MADEVIL]

its getting about that time

[Zetsubou-Chan]

It's only me now

[jinzo64]

i came back but no ones here.
so lonley

[thedarkmessenger]

I'm here :o...for about 2 more minutes :|

[jinzo64]

awsome but you only just got
but where are you going?

[thedarkmessenger]

to pick up my pre-order of Ace Combat: Assault Horizon :3...and to get some milk xP

[jinzo64]

sounds good.

[thedarkmessenger]

Well I'm off now :O bye Jinzo. Maybe I'll see you tomorrow :P

[jinzo64]

maybe have fun blowing things out the sky

[bloodlover1987]

hmm jinzo is back

[jinzo64]

hey blood how things going?

[bloodlover1987]

good stuff

[jinzo64]

strange answer.
so what have you been up to

[bloodlover1987]

not much

[hosokawa37]

wow. i went to bed an hour early last nite, and I missed a crap lot of stuff (in hind sight, i couldnt get on the net this morning, so that def added up the posts xD], including the fetish discussion :I

[Arock]

dont you just love it when a day goes from bad to worse

[Guthix]

is jinzos sig shoped? 0_0

[SplitReality]

wow. i went to bed an hour early last nite, and I missed a crap lot of stuff (in hind sight, i couldnt get on the net this morning, so that def added up the posts xD], including the fetish discussion :I

We can always talk about fetishes again.

[bloodlover1987]

no guts i dont think its shopped

[SplitReality]

New image featuring you in the shib thread blood.

[bloodlover1987]

ahh yes i saw

[SplitReality]

To those that don't know Fate/Stay Night it'd seem completely random though.

[hosokawa37]

another blood/shib pic. if anything i thought it would be blood and jinzo together xD

[SplitReality]

It's based on bloods large contribution to shib images.

[hosokawa37]

so its like a meme directly related to amv hell lol

[bloodlover1987]

yes shibb is a amvhell MEME

[hatz300]

so here's the plan, i make a post and nobody posts after it so i can win :D

[Arock]

i vote for a different plan

[hatz300]

jerk >>

[hosokawa37]

i second that

[Arock]

wait second for a new plan or that im a jerk???

[hatz300]

i third that

[hosokawa37]

i second the new plan, i disagree with the jerk part

[Arock]

ok good

[hosokawa37]

so what is the new plan

[Arock]

i font know how about post alot then ill go watch some anime then go to bed

[MADEVIL]

posting and anime???? sounds like a good plan

[Arock]

yah finished shiki today and am going to start umineko in a few hours

[hosokawa37]

sounds like a plan; id do the same if i didnt have hw to do lol

[hatz300]

all the cool kids are watching Ika dubbed, no seriously, they are . . .

[Arock]

yah homework sucks but i found out i dont actually have to right a paper tonight

[MADEVIL]

sure they are hatz, well i guess its time to move on to the next best thing arock

[hatz300]

so the other day i went onto canv.as . . .

[Arock]

hrm it seems that the lovely's thread is geting low on the ladder someone need to fix this

[MADEVIL]

oh it will be pushed up, just give me a minute

[Arock]

thats good to hear

[hatz300]

i just want to win :'(

[hosokawa37]

ah, ika dubbed. ep 2 is so full of puns its risquidulous x3

[hatz300]

omg! someone actually went past the first episode!??!?!?!?

[MADEVIL]

you know it was going to happen just for the hell of it

[hosokawa37]

precisely, it was background music while i played goldeneye wii x3

[bloodlover1987]

geso......................

[hatz300]

XD background music! fantastic!

[bloodlover1987]

no TENTASTIC !!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[hatz300]

of course, my mistake >>

[Arock]

what were you kracken thinking using fantastic

[hosokawa37]

but so far i havent heard of any geso's, though i think it took a couple eps b4 she really started doing that in the subbed version

[bloodlover1987]

its already been stated there will be no geso....... GESO!!!

[MADEVIL]

give them time

[hatz300]

my last attempt to win tonight

[SplitReality]

I prefer awkwardly placed gesos over the puns.

[bloodlover1987]

yes

[MADEVIL]

lame

[bloodlover1987]

but the puns are funny...geso

[SplitReality]

So you'll continue watching the dub blood?

[bloodlover1987]

ill push thru it so i can learn more squidy puns..geso

[SplitReality]

My god... we're all doomed.

[bloodlover1987]

yes INKvasion

[MADEVIL]

time for you to die

[SplitReality]

I'll get the axe.

[Arock]

ill get the shovel

[bloodlover1987]

bodyspray ??

[SplitReality]

It'll cause a body spray, of sorts.

[bloodlover1987]

hmm im gonna go......... >>

[MADEVIL]

*grabs blood and throws him in the back of the van* lets go guys, time to dump the body

[bloodlover1987]

D8

[MADEVIL]

hope you enjoy the ride blood

[SplitReality]

We'll need some concrete too.

[bloodlover1987]

nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo


*pounds on back glass

[Arock]

we can have you doing that *ties blood down

[bloodlover1987]

ahhh


*screams

[MADEVIL]

don't forget the duck tape on the mouth

[Arock]

oh yah how could i forget *duck tapes blood's mouth shut

[bloodlover1987]

*muffle screams

[MADEVIL]

shhhh, it will all be over soon blood

[bloodlover1987]

*rolls around

[hosokawa37]

aww i missed something good while i was doing hw. its official, school work is evil 8D

[Arock]

its ok you can still help us

[bloodlover1987]

*bangs head on glass

[Arock]

*duck tapes blood to the floor

[bloodlover1987]

*wiggles

[MADEVIL]

yes hosokawa join us!!!!! you can take a time out from school work

[Arock]

hosokawa can take my place since im getting off here cya later

[bloodlover1987]

*cries

[MADEVIL]

aww, you're going to miss the fun arock

[hosokawa37]

dont worry arock, ill replace you the best i can ^^

[MADEVIL]

mwhahaha, the plan continues

[bloodlover1987]

* wiggles free and jumps out of the back of the van

[hosokawa37]

*grabs empty bottle of hard cider that im drinking and knocks blood out with it, and drags blood back to van

[bloodlover1987]

@@

[MADEVIL]

*ties blood back up and zip ties hand and legs together*

[hosokawa37]

heres a cactus to tie him up to

[bloodlover1987]

@.@

[SplitReality]

Don't forget the corn.

[MADEVIL]

hmm... now that's a fun idea

[bloodlover1987]

nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo ooooooooooooooo

[MADEVIL]

would you like butter with that blood????