[Chillpalazzo]

The hole Chuck Norris thing started when God decided to impregnate Chuck Norris's mother.

[Scorchedenigma]

>_> you just gave chuck norris jesus status chill... as if all the other stuff wasnt enough

[strawberry light]

isn't this thread dead yet?..

ain't you dead yet?..

[Kaiju]

We're zombies, and this thread is a graveyard.

[strawberry light]

ohh, i see...
then i better find some holy water, and a priest ^^

[Kaiju]

Go to ireland, there's a preist who specializes in the undead there, I think his name was "Alexander" something...

[Shibbidah]

Hehe been killin' zombehz fer hours nao, who needs a priest when you got a shotgun and a fire axe ^^.

[thedarkmessenger]

forget fire axes! I've got a fire sword!

[Chillpalazzo]

I'm a pro zombie killer :D

[Fishfreeek]

I eat zombies... they taste like a lust for brains and rotting flesh

[thedarkmessenger]

you eat everything :P

[Bakagami]

Does they even eat Fish freeekies?

[animemental1]

I GOTS A CHAINSAW, BITCHES! >Xp

[Fishfreeek]

*eats chainsaw*

[animemental1]

It was on...

[Darthelm]

ouch

[Fishfreeek]

ill be fine, I have really high health regen

[Scorchedenigma]

and im immune as hell 8D

[Fishfreeek]

dont worry, youll get nerfed in the next patch

[Kaiju]

....The Next poster loses something dear to them, think wisely gentlemen.

[Scorchedenigma]

thats very easy to get around kaiju =P

[XelaisPWN]

Wait, do we get to chose what we lose?

If so, I guess I'll do it.

...WAIT. D8

edit: DAMN YOU, SCORCH. xD

[Darthelm]

lol you lost

[XelaisPWN]

NOT my fault. :P

[Scorchedenigma]

you messed up the plan xela D: he was supposed to get the post under me then i would delete the post and he would be under himself

[thedarkmessenger]

lol. interesting O_o

[Bakagami]

Myeah heh heh. Such underhanded tactics~

[thedarkmessenger]

The next poster who isn't me loses EVERYTHING! Mwahahahahahahahaha!

[Kaiju]

I have nothing to lose, lol.

[thedarkmessenger]

your life :P

[Kaiju]

I'm a ghost. :/

[thedarkmessenger]

You are now >8D

[Kaiju]

Boo.

[thedarkmessenger]

Rawr!

[Kaiju]

moo

[thedarkmessenger]

RAWR!

[Kaiju]

hehe, moo.

[thedarkmessenger]

*eats cow* nom

[Kaiju]

*bursts out of Darkmessengers chest*

SKREEE!!

[thedarkmessenger]

cool. Now I have 4 heads :D

[Kaiju]

*a predator enters*

"want some candy?"

[thedarkmessenger]

no thanks, I'm trying to figure out what gender my new head is...or if it even HAS a gender O_O

Being a hydra is awesome :D

[Backmask]

I don't believe a single head of a hydra would hold a separate gender. If the hydra has a vagina and produces ova, then the hydra should be classified as a female. If the hydra has a penis, testicles, and produces semen, then the hydra should be classified as a male. If a single head of a hydra acts as a different gender, that would just make that head different. Although, I always thought hydras acted as a hive mind.

[Fishfreeek]

Cookies!

[thedarkmessenger]

*noms*

[Fishfreeek]

*gasp* *eats tdm's stomach*

[thedarkmessenger]

*noms fish*

[Darthelm]

dont blink, dont look away dont ever blink

[animemental1]

AMV Hell: Because I couldn't look away from a post for a week.

[Darthelm]

lol at least someone got it

[Fishfreeek]

*throws nades everywere* muhuhhuhuhuhuhuhuh

[Darthelm]

*weeping angle is in front of fish* oh dear now you cant take your eyes off it or you'll die

[Fishfreeek]

*rips out eyes and glues them to it* hah, wait where did everyone go...

[Darthelm]

*fish is killed by the angle*

[Fishfreeek]

ffffffffffffffuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu-
..
..
..
*respawns*

[Chaos+]

Did anyone miss me?

[animemental1]

No.

*pushes Chaos off a cliff*

[Chaos+]

OTL
*Gets up and sits in emo-box and cries silently.*

[Evileel]

Looks like nobody never misses anyone in this thread of hate

[Fishfreeek]

I eat hate for breckfast

[Chaos+]

And I eat evil for dinner! So it makes me have odd mood swings.
*Violently kills everyone online while laughing then puts a flag on this thread*
I CLAIM THIS THREAD IN THE NAME OF LOUISIANA! Thus making all Page Gets other then mine useless!

[animemental1]

Orly? Well I had Repel on. So, ha.

[Bakagami]

Can you smell what the Fishy is cooking?

[Kaiju]

Yep. my internet senses are tingling...

[Fishfreeek]

*eats chaos*

[Chaos+]

*Cuts way out of fish's stomach and then proceeds to strangle him/her with one of those plastic things they use to keep 6 cans together*

[Bakagami]

*eats a cheesecake*

[Chillpalazzo]

The cheese cake is a lie!

[Kaiju]

the cake is a pie.

[Fishfreeek]

*throws a cheesecake in the general direction of chaos*

[Evileel]

Well at least you havent farted into his general direction http://i54.tinypic.com/2qlwpxf.jpg

[Bakagami]

But that would confuse the coconuts!

[Chaos+]

*Pulls out a machine gun and points it at little girls*
Hand over the cake or the lolis get it!

[Backmask]

I hate the cake jokes.

[animemental1]

Me too. Guys, that meme is so 2009.

...But, just for the lulz...

*kicks gun out of Chaos' hand into the atmosphere*

[Shibbidah]

...they are getting rather...stale...

[Evileel]

*kicks gun out of Chaos' hand into the atmosphere*
*A gun shots out and loli drops dead*
http://img3.ak.crunchyroll.com/i/spire1/60c7bec8fe1f6d86661022bd67f1190a1227150874_full.jp g
While Shibbidah is commenting whats happening, vampire ravens starts tearing dead deceased lolis body.

[Shibbidah]

Rikaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Chaos+]

That's quite an um.......What's the word? Oh. Right.
Disturbing picture there Evileel.

[Evileel]

It could be worse.
http://oi51.tinypic.com/29go8pt.jpg

[jinzo64]

it could be better.
but victory is mine.
p.s i know this is late but happy new year

[Fishfreeek]

no, victory is mine

[jinzo64]

no victory is mine

[Evileel]

no, victory is mine
But you have just ate your victory. Remember? Jinzo's too.
http://oi51.tinypic.com/29go8pt.jpg
EDIT: Dammed jinzo ninja'd me again.
http://oi51.tinypic.com/29go8pt.jpg

[jinzo64]

no one eats my victory so everyone dies.
so victory is still mine

[Fishfreeek]

*eats everything*

[jinzo64]

but everything is poisonus so fishfreeek dies
and once again victory is mine

[Fishfreeek]

ɥɐɥ os uʍop ǝpısdn ǝdʎʇ uɐɔ ı llǝʍ

[Evileel]

I'll bury your victory under huge pile of Evil Tsukasa pics
http://oi51.tinypic.com/29go8pt.jpg
http://oi51.tinypic.com/29go8pt.jpg
http://oi51.tinypic.com/29go8pt.jpg
EDIT: ninja'd again. Looks like Im not very good at this confusing game.
http://oi51.tinypic.com/29go8pt.jpg

[Fishfreeek]

its cause you need to link half a dosen pictures in XP

[jinzo64]

i think that tsukasa's quite cute

[Fishfreeek]

*eats tsukasa*

[jinzo64]

fishfreeek is killed by kagami for eating tsukasa

[Fishfreeek]

*respawns*.....*eats kagami*

[jinzo64]

konata beats the hell out of you for eating her best friend

[Fishfreeek]

*regens health*....*eats entire lucky star cast*

[jinzo64]

i kill you for eating the whole luckystar cast and lock you in a time loop

[Fishfreeek]

*respawns*...*eats time loop*...*throws a stick of bread at jinzo*

[jinzo64]

eats stick of bread and fishfreeek.

[Fishfreeek]

*gasp* *swims around inside jinzo* weeee this is fun XD

[jinzo64]

swallows deadly shark to kill fishfreeek

[Fishfreeek]

*eats shark* yumm *starts building a house*

[jinzo64]

spits fishfreek out and kicks him in the balls

[Fishfreeek]

no *jumps back in* *locks himself in new house*

[jinzo64]

blow myself up killing both of us with us revivng as halibel and nel

[Fishfreeek]

who are halibel and nel???
and id better not be whatever one sucks more

[jinzo64]

i'll be halibel and you can be nel (adult form)

[Fishfreeek]

and who is this nel person?

[jinzo64]

this is nel
http://www.bleachportal.net/fanart/artwork/1196407330_nel_tu.jpg

[Fishfreeek]

holy ****in ****, im a girl and im awesome *dances*

[jinzo64]

were both girls and were both the third espada.

[Fishfreeek]

whats the third espada and what anime are these characters from?

[jinzo64]

http://hoshikudaki.lagrange-points.net/wp-content/uploads/2008/12/1229555192814.png
this halibel
there both characters from bleach
an espada is another form of a hollow.

[Fishfreeek]

aww bleach is boring though *continues dancing*

[Evileel]

So the larger bust the more powerful hollow is?
http://images.absoluteanime.com/bleach/thumbs/_orihime.jpg

[jinzo64]

sometimes.
also orihime isn't an espada.
omg we died again and came as liz and patty
i'm liz your patty

[Fishfreeek]

i forgot which ones witch but id better be the stupid one

[jinzo64]

yes you asre the stupid one with the bigger bust

[Fishfreeek]

yes *makes a giraffe out of paper*

[jinzo64]

yes thats right origama exams

[Fishfreeek]

*beats it up*

[jinzo64]

fixes it with duct tape

[Fishfreeek]

*gasp* *turns into a gun and just sits there*

[jinzo64]

picks up gun and starts licking it

[Fishfreeek]

*feels wierd but good at the same time*

[jinzo64]

tastes like fish

[Fishfreeek]

*reverts back to normal* aww it wore off

[jinzo64]

stops licking fishfreeek

[Fishfreeek]

*eats a sandwidge*

[jinzo64]

eats cheese toasty

[Fishfreeek]

*feels jealous*

[jinzo64]

gives fishfreeek a cheese toasty

[Fishfreeek]

*omnomnomnomnom*

[jinzo64]

gives fishfreeek some cheese cake

[Fishfreeek]

*omnomnomnom* *looks at jinzo with hungry eyes*

[Bakagami]

Fishy the consumer of all things~

[jinzo64]

he consumes everything except himself

[Fishfreeek]

actually I ate myself once, I dont recomend it unless youre really hungry though as it was hard to reverse

[jinzo64]

proved wrong gives fishfreeek pancake mix

[Fishfreeek]

*onnomnomnomnom* *wonders what 150 pages of this thread would taste like*

[jinzo64]

it would taste like mew

[Fishfreeek]

from pokemon?

[jinzo64]

yes but what over mew is there

[Fishfreeek]

*eats a mew* hmmm tastes okaaay, needs seasoning

[jinzo64]

it's taste like chicken

[Bakagami]

*gets some salt* the best seasoning ever!~

[Fishfreeek]

*eats the grammer mistakes in jinzos post*
*adds salt to mew* yumm~

[jinzo64]

summons super zaraki to help me win this fight

[Fishfreeek]

*eats super zaraki*

[jinzo64]

yachiru kicks you in the balls

[Fishfreeek]

*goes into rage mode eating anything that come within a 5 km radius*

[jinzo64]

stabs you with 6km long poll.
p.s i got work tomorrow so i'm of to bed so night

[Fishfreeek]

*crys*

[Bakagami]

*avoids the nomming fishy and gets them a bandage~*

[Fishfreeek]

yaay *hugs*

[Shibbidah]

Heppy birthday Fishfreeek!

[Fishfreeek]

holy **** why do you knows that....
*doesnt celebrate his birthday*

[Evileel]

Why?

[Fishfreeek]

cause if i dont receve anything or do anything on my birthday then I dont have to get anyone something for there birthday,
plus its not like anything has really changed in my life im still doing the exact same routien i do every week *worked on his 18th*

[Evileel]

Your parents and friends (who likes to get drunk and screw everyone's mood all the time) and other people you hate allows you this egoistic blasphemy and violation of social standards?

[thedarkmessenger]

well happy birthday anyway :P

[Evileel]

Interesting to compare our community with Lucky Star forums. When there is someone's birthday, everybody starts spamming one particular Birthday Thread (http://forums.luckystarshrine.com/showthread.php?t=1461&page=58) with pics of cakes there. All that cake fetish looks kinda weird. I haven't said my birthday date to them yet :P

[animemental1]

Happy Birthday, Fish.

[Bakagami]

So if I wish you a happy birthday you have to get me stuffs?
I don't think that applies to well here.
So happy birthday, ya jerk. Happy birthday to you~
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xY4Y6G_dAFE

[Shibbidah]

http://img696.imageshack.us/img696/8848/yhtdft.png

[thedarkmessenger]

lol xD

[Bakagami]

The internet. It knows no bounds~

[Darthelm]

rule 63 man

[jinzo64]

loli cannon will give me victory

[thedarkmessenger]

I winz! :D

[Evileel]

Dang, jinzo will soon have more posts than abyss. That would be a win indeed. :D

[Chillpalazzo]

*posts from great risk area, so I win*

[Shibbidah]

O-o

[flamingbambi]

o_O

[Evileel]

O_o

[Chillpalazzo]

( )____( )

[Bakagami]

(_____________________________________________)

[Chillpalazzo]

( . Y . )

[Shibbidah]

>>(o_____o)<<

[Distict5-9]

http://img1.lln.crunchyroll.com/i/spire3/b91870201969aaed1eddccdda87e7fe21277103272_full.jp g

Combo breaker!

[Scorchedenigma]

great pic xD

[Bakagami]

I don't know if that was a real combo breaker. It seemed to fit the theme.....

[Shibbidah]

it really did...

[Distict5-9]

I don't know if that was a real combo breaker. It seemed to fit the theme.....

It looked more like a : D rather than a 0_o

[thedarkmessenger]

*yawns* what'd I miss?

[flamingbambi]

Everything forever.

[animemental1]

Yes. And that's how it will be.

[thedarkmessenger]

Forever alone :<

[Backmask]

Forever a clone.

[Kaiju]

Forever a Drone.

[Bakagami]

Lost in the sadness.

[Kaiju]

Lost in the madness.....and cheese.

[Evileel]

Smoked cheese?
http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_485YA3c9vf0/SZaf4YI_70I/AAAAAAAABeM/6aGCbbn5mWM/s400/nyoron-churuya-san-1.jpg

[Bakagami]

Nyoroooooon

[Shibbidah]

Nyoro~n

[Bakagami]

~_~

[Shibbidah]

=w=

[animemental1]

@o@

[Fishfreeek]

>.<

[animemental1]

>=/

[Bakagami]

Mindfreak!

[animemental1]

OH SHI-

[Fishfreeek]

*explodes*

[Chillpalazzo]

Next poster is disqualified >:D

[Bakagami]

Yeah screw you next poster.

[animemental1]

Right back at ya, bitch. >=l

[Fishfreeek]

I will eat the next poster

[Kaiju]

I'm already dead. O.O Boo.

[Fishfreeek]

*eats corpse* yumm~

[XelaisPWN]

Quick, kaiju! Delete your post! :O

[Fishfreeek]

that wont change the fact that i ate a corpse

[Bakagami]

Verily.

[Fishfreeek]

its raining upside down pancakes backwards on a stick

[Scorchedenigma]

that stick ruins the pancakes >.>

[Fishfreeek]

my mouth ruins them when i eat them

[Scorchedenigma]

sticks arnt good for you you know >.> theres no getting those splinters out

[Fishfreeek]

lots of fiber XD

[Scorchedenigma]

yeah i bet xD

[Shibbidah]

mmm, sticks

[Fishfreeek]

*eats a chocolat encrusted stick*

[Shibbidah]

hey, pass one of those my way.

[Fishfreeek]

*throws*

[Shibbidah]

*catches*

[Bakagami]

*jumps*

[Chillpalazzo]

*jumps and uses midair Baka for double jump*

[Backmask]

*Observes paint as it desiccates*

[Fishfreeek]

*eats a bucket of lead based paint*

[Kaiju]

Which one is green, Broccoli or Cauliflower?

[Scorchedenigma]

broccoli. cauliflower is white. why did i even answer that >.<

[Kaiju]

http://images2.fanpop.com/image/polls/333000/333047_1259231840661_full.jpg


Correct. *kills scorchedenigma*

[Scorchedenigma]

slight error on your part, i cant be killed =P

[animemental1]

So...you used that simple question to prove the existence of God?

...Well-played, sir, well-played. *claps*

[Fishfreeek]

i collect gods

[Kaiju]

So...you used that simple question to prove the existence of God?

...Well-played, sir, well-played. *claps*

Thank you :party:

[thedarkmessenger]

/post :P

[Bakagami]

Oooooo dark has this DOWN.

[Chillpalazzo]

But that won't win anything! You have to intimidate the next poster...

Next poster gets a night with me 8D

[Bakagami]

A night to own you?

Fetch me some cake and chocolate for flames chan!

[jinzo64]

i refuse to do that i'm to busy claiming my victory on this thread

[animemental1]

Then I'll help you with that schedule.

Oh, wait, I already did. XD

[Fishfreeek]

next poster will turn into water and fall down a drain

[Backmask]

I've wanted this to happen to me my whole life.

[Fishfreeek]

who doesnt want that to happen to them, Id of posted myself but double posts arnt allowed

[Chillpalazzo]

A night to own you?

Fetch me some cake and chocolate for flames chan!
That's not what I meant...

[thedarkmessenger]

next poster dies D:

[Fishfreeek]

*dies*
****
*respawns*
that hurt..

[thedarkmessenger]

next person dies without the ability to respawn :P

[Evileel]

Unlucky me. So I die and reincarnate into an eel. Very evil one :P

[Kaiju]

(user was banned for this post)

[thedarkmessenger]

Next poster is BANNED from the forums FOREVER! O_0

[Kaiju]

(User is STILL banned for this post)

[Backmask]

(User was banned for this toast)

[Chillpalazzo]

(User was fanned for this toast)

[animemental1]

(user was fanned for this roast)

[thedarkmessenger]

user was posted for this ban.

[Chillpalazzo]

(User was C-C-C-COMBO broken)

[thedarkmessenger]

+1 to my post count xD

[Bakagami]

+7 to my charisma~

[thedarkmessenger]

+9001 to my awesomeness 8-)

[Chillpalazzo]

-2 to Messenger's awesomeness for putting a nose on his smiley.

[Scorchedenigma]

-9000 awesomeness for setting up an over 9000 joke >.>

[Kaiju]

-next poster gains 2+ to their reading skill

[Scorchedenigma]

o.o k

[Bakagami]

But that would mean a -1 modifier to his awesomeness score :O

[Chillpalazzo]

Not as long as you have the Ichogo sig, that takes any negative to his awesome score and makes it into postive divided by half.

[Fishfreeek]

+5643 to my hunger lvl

[XelaisPWN]

+9 to my Making up Bull**** Skills skill.

[animemental1]

My charm has increased by 36%. So have my RB drum skills.

[Bakagami]

*drom rull*

[Chillpalazzo]

*barrell roll*

[thedarkmessenger]

+950% to my awesomeness skill

[Fishfreeek]

hunger lvl is nao 7984
*eats a car*
drops to 28
thats better XD

[Scorchedenigma]

+950% to my awesomeness skill

950% of -1 is -9.5 >.< you just made it worse

[Fishfreeek]

+52 to my otaku lvl
lvl up!
you learned "only need to piss once a day"

[Bakagami]

Top score!

[Shibbidah]

VICTORY!!!

[Scorchedenigma]

o.o good job?

[Bakagami]

Well done :3
http://blog.seiha.org/images2/angel1/angel1_44.jpg

[Shibbidah]

Damn, how dare you two rain on my victory parade >.<

[Fishfreeek]

victory iz mian

[Bakagami]

:O

[Fishfreeek]

>:3

[Chillpalazzo]

Who wants to team up and screw over the others by getting them banned? Then I can turn around and betray you! It'd be just like Mario Party.

[Bakagami]

Wouldn't we need some kind of block roll then?

[Chillpalazzo]

We can use a barrell for the rolling

[Bakagami]

Then we'd be Donkey Kong Party.
Or Star Fox Party.

[thedarkmessenger]

+16136139634096 to my awesomeness skill >:O

[Chillpalazzo]

Or a lemon party... jk don't go there.

[Backmask]

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[thedarkmessenger]

-1000000 to my cleaning skills. Like I really need them, anyway xD

[Fishfreeek]

+sideways 8 to my health regen

[Bakagami]

/0 to this thread.
It is now about Fuuko
http://baudattitude.files.wordpress.com/2008/08/fuuko_starfish.jpg

[Backmask]

Actually, this thread is about me and my arrival to post number one thousand.

[animemental1]

Denied. This thread is still about Fuko.

http://baudattitude.files.wordpress.com/2008/08/fuuko_starfish.jpg

[Backmask]

I would have gotten away with it, if it wasn't for you meddling kids and your stupid loli.

[Bakagami]

Fuuko was made to ruin plans :P

[strawberry light]

okey...
a while since i wrote...
but, everyoen seems to be... allrigt... =~,~;=

[Kaiju]

GENTLEMEN *enters dramatically*

[Bakagami]

BEHOLD

[Kaiju]

CORN!!