[SS_nyuu911_SS]

damn, viera are fast.
*mounts chocobo*

Im comin to get you slowpoke

[abyssion1337]

oh crap, should've forseen that *runs faster*

[SS_nyuu911_SS]

MUWAHAHAHAHAHA!

ooooooooooo..........
*lost in a trance due to your sweet viera ass*

[abyssion1337]

oh crap you're still catching up *throws moogles at you* STOP STARING

[SS_nyuu911_SS]

*moogle hits my face, snaps me outta trance*

*reaches out and grabs your arm and hoists you onto chocobo*

*EXTREMELY CREPPY SMILE*
Let us go have a good time...

[abyssion1337]

Waaaaaaaah, *jumps of chcocbo takes off armor and swims away*

[SS_nyuu911_SS]

NAKED VIERA IN THE WATER!

*nose bleeds and enters into trance*

IM COMIN MY VIERA! IM AN OLYMPIC SWIMMER BTW!

[abyssion1337]

I'm still faster *dives*

[SS_nyuu911_SS]

*grabs onto a dolphin*

I won't let you get away my nude princess!

[abyssion1337]

OH SHI- *grabs onto Liviathian just in time*

[SS_nyuu911_SS]

I'll let you get away just this once my vixen!

lol, but only because I'm going into town to hang out at the park.
Later!

[abyssion1337]

w00t, I escaped, but I now have no armor :(

[SS_nyuu911_SS]

And there are plenty of my minions who would die to get the chance at a naked, vunerable, cute-
*enters trance and resumes chace*

IM GUNNA GETCHA!

[abyssion1337]

*climbs tree* go away *throws moogles*

[S.ifr]

You don't know how to climb trees, liar.

[abyssion1337]

idiot

[S.ifr]

It's your fault.

[abyssion1337]

quit making excuses

[S.ifr]

You make false accusations.

[abyssion1337]

you are

[S.ifr]

You smell like cheese

[SS_nyuu911_SS]

and milk

[abyssion1337]

AH!! he's back *throws more moogles*

[SS_nyuu911_SS]

*takes off pants*

hehe, I'm good at climbing trees....
***** grin*

[S.ifr]

You're not really a ****.

[abyssion1337]

*jumps down and runs away* I'm faster and good luck running with your pants down, also **** grin?

[S.ifr]

You never wear pants.

[SS_nyuu911_SS]

*jumps down and runs away* I'm faster and good luck running with your pants down, also **** grin?


Your still naked and your forgetting I can pole vault with my dick.

I'm catching up!

[abyssion1337]

oh **** *runs faster*

[SS_nyuu911_SS]

QUIT RUNNING! Ok ok ok ok.....hold up.
I think we can strike a deal.
You let me grab your viera boobies and I'll let you go.

[abyssion1337]

NO WAI, just leave me alone

[SS_nyuu911_SS]

****!
*resumes chase*
PLEASE COME ON!
IM TIRED!
*greasy **** beer belly slowin me down*

[abyssion1337]

epona's the **** bear not u *keeps running* you're lucky I put down my weapon when I went swimming

[SS_nyuu911_SS]

i said **** BEER belly. not bear.

*huff puff* NITRO BOOST!
IM RIGHT BEHIND YOU!
*pokes viera ass*
SOOOO SOFT! WANT MOAR!
AAAAAGGGGHHHHH! CHARGE!!

[abyssion1337]

WAAAAAAH *jumps* STOP *aims kick at your head*

[SS_nyuu911_SS]

*goes flying like the guys in anime*
Oww..
Ok.....fine.....can you at least show me your boobs?
Wait I seen them like a hundred times when I was chasing you.
srry bout this.
You can go in peace.
























*jumps and has sex with you*

[abyssion1337]

*tries to throw you off*

[SS_nyuu911_SS]

Not a chance!
OH MAN I AM LOVIN THIS!
Wait....
Darlene?!?!?!??!!?!?
Aunt Darlene?!?!?!?!?!?!

[abyssion1337]

lol, that's why Humes aren't allowed to have sex with us Viera *continues to strugle*

[SS_nyuu911_SS]

Well...
even if you are my aunt....
your still hot.
*penetrates*

[abyssion1337]

I'm not your aunt *sceams* STOP *starts clawing you*

[SS_nyuu911_SS]

Oh yah scratch me!
BEAT ME!
*slaps you*
ROUGHER THE BETTER!
IM GONNA MAKE YOU PREGGO!
(rofl)

[abyssion1337]

HELL NO *claws at your eyes*

[SS_nyuu911_SS]

OWWWW!
OWWWW!
OWWWW!
OWWWW!
*tries to run but is still inside you*

[abyssion1337]

*kicks you off* Don't mess with me

[SS_nyuu911_SS]

*flees*
*abyss viera turns to walk away and bumps into a seeq*
SEEQ WANT NAKED VIERA!
SEEQ WANT SEX!

[abyssion1337]

HELL NO *summons bahamut*

[SS_nyuu911_SS]

SEEQ LAUGH!
*summons anima*

[abyssion1337]

lol Bahamut will CRUSH Anima

[SS_nyuu911_SS]

ABYSS! IM HERE!
*nyuu911 jumps in*
I brought Yuna and Rikku with me.
Lets do this.
*Seeq casts Haste*
LETS GO!

[Issitheus]

I'll drop kick you all if you don't SHUT UP!

[abyssion1337]

*convinces Yuna and Rikku to take my side* don't bring girls along if you're planning on rape

[SS_nyuu911_SS]

I'm trying to make up for the attempted rape.
If they only way I can atone is to kill this seeq then so be it.
Or if you require my life.......
*kneels*
take it.
*sun glistens off my sexy hair*

[abyssion1337]

umm just kill the seeq I'm going to get my armor back *retraces steps*

[SS_nyuu911_SS]

*grabs Yuna*
You can have Rikku but Yuna is my bride.
*cuts seeq in half*
Now to take Yuna to my bed
Good luck viera. When I was still trying to rape you I tied your armor to that dolphin.

(good story we got goin lol)

[abyssion1337]

why did you tie my armor to the dolphin? and I'm fine without Rikku, I've got Rydia

[SS_nyuu911_SS]

mhm Rydia is hot.
And I don't know I was going completely nuts.
Well I have Ashe Penelo Yuna and now Rikku waiting for me so I gotta jet.

Penelo is so cute though right?

[abyssion1337]

Yeah I like her, *buys new armor* actually Rikku's with me (Rydia's really good with her whip)

[SS_nyuu911_SS]

Fine! I heard Rikku is a bitch anyway!
*sob*
HEY! Nice Armor! What town you get that from? My Iron armor is gettin a little old. And Yuna needs a new gun. And Penelo needs a new Crossbow.

[abyssion1337]

eh it matters not, Rydia will whip her into shape, and I got my new sexy armor from Sephiroth

[SS_nyuu911_SS]

Oh, he is a salesmen now?!?!?!?

[abyssion1337]

yeah, I mellowed him out

[SS_nyuu911_SS]

Wow that is pretty good. That guy was a nutcase. For viera that is pretty amazing......and hot...
*drools and summons an army of humes*
LETS GET HER BOYS!

[abyssion1337]

we're not doing this agian, Sephiroth attack!

[SS_nyuu911_SS]

K good cause as soon as I pressed enter I was thinking to myself....
"you just killed it nyuu.....you just killed it...."

Your a green bean

[abyssion1337]

you wish you were this sexy

[SS_nyuu911_SS]

You wish Penelo loved you

[abyssion1337]

you wish you didn't get drunk and have wild sex with a seeq

[SS_nyuu911_SS]

You wish that you wouldnt have dressed up as a seeq that night.

[abyssion1337]

you like to dress up as buzz lightyear

[Pink_Nipple]

You like Yngwie's pants

[S.ifr]

You get full of envy whenever Abyss puts them on.

[Pink_Nipple]

you post like a rabbit

[S.ifr]

uh ?

You rape rabbits.

[Marco_1989]

I think Pink_Nipple ment that you post as fast as rabbits reproduce themselfs :) You're naive

[S.ifr]

lol I got it now, thanks.

You smell good.

[Marco_1989]

^ No problem :P

You smell even better

[Pink_Nipple]

You're faggots :D

[S.ifr]

You're jealous

[Marco_1989]

Ugh. I hate being called faggot, although this is just the thread to do that :P

You wish you were gay

[S.ifr]

You're Nipples secret lover

[Marco_1989]

You want to join us

[Pink_Nipple]

You talk to much about other's secrets

[Marco_1989]

You don't have secrets

[Pink_Nipple]

you don't like oranges

[S.ifr]

You don't like it that Marco doesn't like oranges

[Marco_1989]

You hate nipples

[S.ifr]

You can't sleep at night wondering why I don't like nipples

[Marco_1989]

You can't sleep at night wondering why I can't sleep at night wondering why you don't like nipples

[abyssion1337]

you've got a lovely bunch of coconuts

[S.ifr]

You're wondering during the day as to why Marco has a bunch of lovely coconuts and you don't.

[abyssion1337]

you were wondering why I was wondering why Marco has a bunch of lovely coconuts

[S.ifr]

You don't have lovely coconuts

[abyssion1337]

you stole them

[Filleffs]

you're stealing my random accusations, cause I can't come up with anymore

[S.ifr]

You lack the imagination to accuse us

[abyssion1337]

you accused Filler of something

[S.ifr]

you accused me of something

[abyssion1337]

you fail to meet expectations

[S.ifr]

you're pinning me down to cover up the fact that you're moar fail than I am.

[abyssion1337]

you're just making excuses

[S.ifr]

you make the same accusation when you have nothing left.
o.O

[abyssion1337]

you can't read

[S.ifr]

You can't type.

[abyssion1337]

w/e you're dead

[S.ifr]

You're in denial

[abyssion1337]

you're in de Nile

[S.ifr]

you're thirsty

[abyssion1337]

you're parched

[DaMetzger]

you're a lepper

[Marco_1989]

You people should stop making accusations, since you suck at it

[abyssion1337]

you're a modern major general

[Filleffs]

your favorite game is superman 64

[DaMetzger]

your favourite game is E.T. for Atari

[Marco_1989]

You're favorite game is Dr Jekyll and Mr Hyde for the NES ^^

*are we making references to the AVGN? ^^*

[Issitheus]

You can't beat any stage on Silver Surfer for the NES.


Oh, wait...

[Marco_1989]

You like to play Batman Forever for the SNES

*you saw his latest Batman vids? I think they are hilarious :P*

[Issitheus]

Teh Joker was creepy.

You played the Joker.

[Filleffs]

The character was based on you

[Marco_1989]

Teh Joker was creepy.

lol. I think he is pretty funny. Mike Matei is cool :P But I liked Batman Part 1 more than Part 2. That's because of his Batman Forever review :P

"If you press them both at the same time, you just jump! That's a GOOD reason why the jump button, should NOT be up!! WHY CAN'T IT BE ONE OF THE F**KING BUTTONS?!! Having the f**king up button jump is f**ing f**ked up!!" :P

You liked Part 1 more to ^^

[DaMetzger]

You talk to much.

[Marco_1989]

I didn't talk, I used a keyboard to make my words ^^ You don't know the difference between talking and typing :)

[DaMetzger]

You can't even understand the fact that I simplified

[Marco_1989]

You can't even understand that I'm just f**cking around a bit ^^

[DaMetzger]

You can't even understand I knew that and am just playing along with your ****ery ;)

[Marco_1989]

You 'said' ****!

[DaMetzger]

You said it too, you silly **** ;)

[Marco_1989]

I never said **** and I will never say **** you ****nut ^^

[DaMetzger]

**** you, yuo ****ing ****er! ;)

[Marco_1989]

"Now you're playing with power.. Now you're playing with ****ing ****. You're better of ****ing **** then ****ing with this ****ed up ****. **** this ****. You don't know **** about how ****ing ****ty this ****ing **** is. Its so bad it sucks. Its so ****ing suck it ****s"

You got no ****ing clue whom I quoted ^^

*I love that part :P*

[DaMetzger]

You quote unknown people

[Marco_1989]

You quote unknown people

Nah. That was a quote from the AVGN in his Power Glove review. Thus the "Now you're playing with power" quote, followed by his rant how bad it is. The vid is awesome :P

You don't even know the AVGN

[S.ifr]

I LOVE the Power Glove, it's so BAD.


You've got a lovely bunch of coconuts

[abyssion1337]

You wanna rock

[Pink_Nipple]

You wear Mythril Glove

[abyssion1337]

you love a Malbarow

[Pink_Nipple]

you love a Catoblepas

[abyssion1337]

you love a seeq

[S.ifr]

you make love to seeqs

[abyssion1337]

you pulled a Dunkin

[Luppi-tan]

You're racist against polls.

[1337uvis]

you're racist against yourself, you nazi communist jew! (Go back to Canada)

[SS_nyuu911_SS]

you walk on nails and enjoy it

[1337uvis]

your ****ing bumping down my thread in which i need your all comments (you assmunch! <--- had to make this an accusation somehow lol)

[SS_nyuu911_SS]

your a monkey and an uncle

[1337uvis]

uncle ****er!

[SS_nyuu911_SS]

your a dirty peasant coward

[1337uvis]

your a bum-sucker. you suck bums.

[SS_nyuu911_SS]

you cut up little children in the nude

[1337uvis]

you smoke Astra filter-less cigarrettes.

[SS_nyuu911_SS]

you smoke dead baby legs

[Pink_Nipple]

you smoke your own leg

[SS_nyuu911_SS]

You wish people would think you are cool

[Pink_Nipple]

you&#39;re cold

[SS_nyuu911_SS]

you&#39;re not hot

[Marco_1989]

you&#39;re the opposite of hot

[SS_nyuu911_SS]

You like to drink dirty roman bath tub urine.

[Marco_1989]

You let me taste it

[Pink_Nipple]

You accepted it without arguing

[Marco_1989]

You want some to

[SS_nyuu911_SS]

you are a stinky excuse for a human being who also can&#39;t feel love.

[Marco_1989]

You want to be me ^^

[abyssion1337]

you believed them when they said there would be cake

[Marco_1989]

You stole the cake and didn&#39;t share anything ... bastard ^^

[abyssion1337]

you lied

[Marco_1989]

You try to blame me for something you did

[abyssion1337]

you&#39;re a bard

[Marco_1989]

You&#39;re my guinea pig

[abyssion1337]

..... What?

you&#39;re an actor

[DaMetzger]

you&#39;re a milk man

[Marco_1989]

..... What?

you&#39;re an actor

You don&#39;t know what a guinea pig is ^^

[DaMetzger]

you don&#39;t respect human rights

[Marco_1989]

You don&#39;t know what human rights are

[DaMetzger]

you don&#39;t have any rights

[Marco_1989]

You wished for rights last night

[abyssion1337]

you support Apartied

[Marco_1989]

You ate a **** biscuit. And you liked it to

[abyssion1337]

you&#39;re a lemming

[Marco_1989]

You&#39;re Gizmo, the Gremlin

http://filmwad.com/fw_images/secondsequels/gremlins2SPLASH.jpg

[abyssion1337]

you&#39;re a black mage

[Marco_1989]

You&#39;re a Gun Mage

[abyssion1337]

you&#39;re a moogle

[Marco_1989]

You&#39;re meatwad

"Oh wait. Its meatwad!"
*lol AVGN used that :P*

http://i14.photobucket.com/albums/a323/somedudenamedben/meatwad.jpg

[abyssion1337]

you&#39;re married

[Marco_1989]

You&#39;re **** pickle
http://cinemassacre.com/NEWS/****pickle.jpg

[abyssion1337]

You&#39;re Mr. Hankey
http://www.synthstuff.com/mt/archives/MrHankey.jpg

[Marco_1989]

You&#39;re Kenny

[abyssion1337]

you&#39;re a taco that ****s ice cream

[Marco_1989]

You&#39;re like **** covered with ice cream sprinkles. Looking better but still ****

[S.ifr]

You have taco flavoured kisses

[Useful]

You&#39;re a flaming supersonic **** taco of doom.

[Marco_1989]

You know what your breath smells like? Dun-HAM!

[S.ifr]

You enjoy that smell

[Marco_1989]

You love Peanut.

[abyssion1337]

you drink your own urine

[Marco_1989]

You would like to have some

[Useful]

You would like to rape it.

[abyssion1337]

you like to move it move it

[Issitheus]

you like to be raeped.

[Marco_1989]

you like it slow

[Useful]

You&#39;re a masochistic rape fetishist.

[Issitheus]

You like it in the butt

[S.ifr]

You like it from both ends

[Useful]

You like it (bananas) in every orifice.

[Marco_1989]

You like it just normal..

[Issitheus]

You like it in the dick.

[u]In the dick.

[S.ifr]

You give it to him in the dick

[Useful]

You enjoy being beaten by bananas

[S.ifr]

you enjoy beating me with bananas

[Useful]

Well of course. I don&#39;t know why you moan so gleefully, but I get to throw fruit at a fruit, so it&#39;s all good :P.

You... are a watermelon.

[abyssion1337]

you&#39;re a gentleman and a scholar

[Issitheus]

You shove watermelons up your ass when you&#39;re bored.

[Useful]

you&#39;re a gentleman and a scholar

I loved that book... he&#39;s such a misanthrope, it&#39;s impossible to hate him completely. Which is kind of counter-intuitive when you think about it, but it&#39;s true for me.

You shove watermelons up other people&#39;s asses when you&#39;re bored.

[Issitheus]

you shove people&#39;s asses into watermelons when you&#39;re bored.

[abyssion1337]

you have a watermelon up your ass right now

[S.ifr]

You&#39;re the reason it&#39;s up there

[abyssion1337]

you want to get hit by a train

[S.ifr]

You want to be the conductor

[abyssion1337]

you want a pony

[S.ifr]

You&#39;ve got a lovely bunch of coconuts

[abyssion1337]

you has cheezburger

[S.ifr]

you want it O:

[abyssion1337]

you hate Dokuro-chan

[S.ifr]

You fap to Asgaldh

[abyssion1337]

you&#39;re in Asgaldh

[S.ifr]

You kidnapped me for your unspeakably perverted pleasures

[abyssion1337]

you enjoyed it

[Pink_Nipple]

you didn&#39;t

[S.ifr]

you would have

[Pink_Nipple]

and you know it

[S.ifr]

You would only assume so

[Marco_1989]

You got no clue what you are talking about

[abyssion1337]

you have no chance to survive

[Marco_1989]

You never had a chance

[DaMetzger]

you never had a life

[Marco_1989]

You&#39;re a bot

[DaMetzger]

you&#39;re an u-boot

[Marco_1989]

You&#39;re my boot

[SS_nyuu911_SS]

your an ugly stinky robot

[Marco_1989]

You just smell very very bad

[SS_nyuu911_SS]

you are a dirty homeless ape.

(vote in da ps girl poll plz)

[abyssion1337]

You&#39;re really Nagita Yuki

[S.ifr]

You&#39;re Alicia from Asgaldh

[abyssion1337]

lol, you&#39;re Shinji Ikari

[Marco_1989]

You&#39;re Shin Chan

[abyssion1337]

you&#39;re Jousuke

[1337uvis]

you&#39;re still a commie

[SS_nyuu911_SS]

Your that character from FF X-2 that no one cares about.

[1337uvis]

you&#39;re ignorant enough to think i might now what FF x-2 is.

[SS_nyuu911_SS]

Your really dumb if you don&#39;t know what FF is. :)

[Filleffs]

you think it means **** friend

[SS_nyuu911_SS]

your an abomination to the people at EB Games. ???

[1337uvis]

you&#39;re a ****ing nerd...

[abyssion1337]

you have no balls

[Marco_1989]

You suck balls

[abyssion1337]

you suck your own balls

[DaMetzger]

you ate your own balls

[Pink_Nipple]

you can do it :o

[DaMetzger]

you&#39;d like to watch

[Pink_Nipple]

you&#39;d like to show me.

[The Ever Strange Look]

But only when its dark

[Pink_Nipple]

you don&#39;t read topic name

[S.ifr]

you read t but are confused

[Pink_Nipple]

you fap on this thread ;D

[S.ifr]

You fap to Happy Yaoi Yum Yum

[Pink_Nipple]

you read it :o (sry i didn&#39;t know :o)

[S.ifr]

You&#39;re the main character

[Pink_Nipple]

you&#39;re jealous

[Marco_1989]

You want to be Chuck Norris

[Pink_Nipple]

you still remember Chuck

[S.ifr]

You have no idea what you&#39;re talking about

[Pink_Nipple]

you accuse me too much

[S.ifr]

You don&#39;t accuse me enough

[1337uvis]

youre a nazi communist jew from canada which eats dead babies for breakfast, puppies for lunch and corpses for dinner. Also you drink your own piss.
accused enough?

[S.ifr]

You make false accusations.

[Pink_Nipple]

you don&#39;t accept the trurh

[1337uvis]

you invade Georgia

[Pink_Nipple]

you watch TV

[1337uvis]

youre the guy with the american football shirt

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ulb3tZU8vsk

[S.ifr]

You&#39;re the frat guy next to him

[1337uvis]

you&#39;re that kid
http://www.uch.lt/uploads/posts/1219212492_79638729.jpg

[Issitheus]

You&#39;re the **** just offscreen fapping to the almost-naked kid.

[1337uvis]

you are even capable of thinking of such things...

[beriorgar]

your&#39;e the guy that sold the ice-cream and nearly undressed the kid

[abyssion1337]

you&#39;re a philanderer

[SS_nyuu911_SS]

Your have skin

[Ionzorg]

Your skin contains pustules of a vulgar nature.

[S.ifr]

You have no skin.

[SS_nyuu911_SS]

you eat torrents

[S.ifr]

you like to put torrents through peoples chest

[SS_nyuu911_SS]

your anime watched list sig is nicer than mine

[S.ifr]

thanks :3

You have a sick mind.

[Pink_Nipple]

You have AIDS

[S.ifr]

you gave them to me.

[Pink_Nipple]

You was too reckless

[S.ifr]

You&#39;re a bad influence

[Pink_Nipple]

You&#39;re a bad guy

[S.ifr]

You&#39;re a worse guy

[Pink_Nipple]

You want to be even worse

[S.ifr]

But you hold that title. You hold that title good.