[acutekat]

acuse the poster above of anything (yes free liscence to spam)

[S.ifr]

No spamming.


I accuse you of being stupid.

[Ellen Feiss]

I accusa u s.ifr for being better then issitheus at posting and i mean it in a good way

[acutekat]

your mother was a hamster and your father smelled of elder berries

[abyssion1337]

He's a witch!!

[acutekat]

you weigh more than a duck

[Filleraol]

you eat ducks alive

[acutekat]

they b taste t

you eat babies

[abyssion1337]

you are a baby

[Filleraol]

you're a necrophile

[acutekat]

you're an extromophile

[S.ifr]

you look like the thing in your avatar

[abyssion1337]

You're a woman

[acutekat]

you UGLY

[S.ifr]

you're uglier.

[abyssion1337]

you gots a mangina

[acutekat]

you set off a chain of events that eventually led to the distruction of man

[S.ifr]

You have a vagina filled with razor sharp teeth.

[Filleraol]

you have a blue haired girl in your sig....good accusation ;)

[acutekat]

you have anime in your sig

[S.ifr]

You have Mr. Hankey's rejected/mutated brother as your avatar.

[Issitheus]

I like cake...

or are we supposed to make an accusation of the person above us? im too lazy to check.

[S.ifr]

Above you

You're lazy

[abyssion1337]

the cake is a lie

[acutekat]

you make obscure portal refrences

[S.ifr]

you're illiterate

[acutekat]

you have false pretenses

[S.ifr]

you make false accusations.

[acutekat]

your motives are misunderstood

[S.ifr]

your motives are well understood

[Filleraol]

you write all your posts in danish

[acutekat]

you make good cookies (for a dane)

[abyssion1337]

You have no alibi

[acutekat]

you sir have no friends

[acutekat]

you double posted

[S.ifr]

you started this whole mess.

[acutekat]

you are a zombie

[Filleraol]

you're wearing underpants with powerpuff girls on them

[S.ifr]

You're not wearing any.

[acutekat]

you write fan fics for a living

[Filleraol]

you read fan fics for a living

[acutekat]

you walked through k mart humming the mission impossible theme song aloud

[Issitheus]

you like cake less than me

[Useful]

You play Gaia for a living

[acutekat]

your mind is weak

[Useful]

I think that your mind is gone
I think that you made it up
I think that you can't discern
YOU'RE NOT THE ONLY ONE!!!!

[acutekat]

i think therefore i am


your mind if compared to a knife is that of a pee rolling down a 8 lane super high way

[Filleraol]

you eat corn for breakfast

[Useful]

My mind was not just any pea, but that especially bitchy pea from "The Princess and the Pea". I look kinda like the yellow sensei thing from Shippobudden. I accuse you of being inadequate for existence.

[Filleraol]

accuse you of being useless

[S.ifr]

you're useful

[abyssion1337]

you keep moving my chair.

[Issitheus]

You're Kira

[Filleraol]

the cake you're making in your avatar is a lie!

[thedarkmessenger]

your very existence is a lie! :O

[Issitheus]

Your face is a lie!

[thedarkmessenger]

everything around you is a lie! :0

[S.ifr]

the cake you're making in your avatar is a lie!

LULZ!1

Once agian, I.. am the lie.



*disappears again, only this time extremely dramatic and slowly with sad background music, preferably teh violin*

[thedarkmessenger]

your post count is a lie! D8<

[S.ifr]

You&#39;re not a guy.

[thedarkmessenger]

Your god is a lie!!!

[S.ifr]

You&#39;re not a lie.

[thedarkmessenger]

OMFG! I&#39;M NOT A LIE! AAAAAAH!

wait...YOU&#39;RE LYING!

[S.ifr]

You accuse people too much

[thedarkmessenger]

nah...you just don&#39;t accuse people enough.

[S.ifr]

You accuse teh same person of everything.

[thedarkmessenger]

you&#39;re the only person posting besides me D8< you MUST of chased the others away.

[S.ifr]

NO.

You love to accuse me of everything.

[Issitheus]

I&#39;m busy awesomeifying the SIT forums.

You don&#39;t like the redesign.

[Filleraol]

you&#39;re schizophren.............. (spelling)

[thedarkmessenger]

you haven&#39;t even SEEN the redesign. go there now! D8<

[S.ifr]

You&#39;ve seen it and like it

[Filleraol]

you&#39;ve seen it and hate it =O

[S.ifr]

You lie a lot

[thedarkmessenger]

you lie more :O

[S.ifr]

You lie teh most O:

[Filleraol]

you skipped school yesterday..yes on a sunday (or saturday? )

[S.ifr]

You don&#39;t know what day it is.

[Filleraol]

you think prison break is a good show

[thedarkmessenger]

you think Azumanga is a BAD show *gasp!*

[S.ifr]

You think Lost is the greatest thing since sex.

[thedarkmessenger]

it IS the greates- rofl jk! jk!

you think I&#39;m not kidding

[S.ifr]

You make everyone believe your lies

[thedarkmessenger]

you make everyone think everything you say is a lie.

[S.ifr]

You&#39;re not a liar.

[thedarkmessenger]

neither are you!

[Filleraol]

all your posts are lies

[thedarkmessenger]

all your posts are truth! dun dun DUNNNNN!

[S.ifr]

You post nonsense.

[Filleraol]

your posts make no sense

[S.ifr]

your post make all the sense.

[Jazean]

s.ifr eats the souls of lost kittens for breakfast every Tuesday while listening to elevator music!

[Filleraol]

jazean skins cats alive

[S.ifr]

s.ifr eats the souls of lost kittens for breakfast every Tuesday while listening to elevator music!

How did you know that ?
O:

You smell like cheese.

[Jazean]

jazean skins cats alive


so... they make nice music when i do that...

thats less violent then the baby pudding machine you invented last Wednesday, and tested on a thousand orphaned red-heads.





s.ifr eats the souls of lost kittens for breakfast every Tuesday while listening to elevator music!

How did you know that ?
O:

You smell like cheese.


no you smell like cheese, cheese thats been eating kittens!

[S.ifr]

s.ifr eats the souls of lost kittens for breakfast every Tuesday while listening to elevator music!

How did you know that ?
O:

You smell like cheese.


no you smell like cheese, cheese thats been eating kittens!

It makes it all the better <3

After you skin the cats you store them for future reference.

[Mawelli]

you eat nipples on saturday afternoons dipped into goat milk

[S.ifr]

You dine in hell every night.

[Filleraol]

you listen to spice girls every day before you go to sleep

[S.ifr]

You watch a Justin Timberlake video before bed.

[daikaisho vanguard]

The love of your life is a squid.

[Useful]

The love of your life is your left hand.

[Filleraol]

(lmao xD)

your one of the members in village people

[acutekat]

he is watching you pee

[Filleraol]

you take steroids along with your corn flakes

[acutekat]

they is good



your colon is a skin head

[Useful]

Your semi-colon is a neo-nazi

[acutekat]

you mom&#39;s a hooker

[Useful]

Well, yes, but so is your dad.

[Issitheus]

Y tu.

[S.ifr]

We can&#39;t forget aboot yours, either.

[acutekat]

you mother plays card games in HELL

[thedarkmessenger]

you mother&#39;s the devil woman :0

[Filleraol]

she&#39;s having an affair with your father

[abyssion1337]

your their child

[S.ifr]

You&#39;re his brother.

[abyssion1337]

you framed rodger rabbit

[S.ifr]

You&#39;re my accomplis.

[abyssion1337]

you blackmailed me

[S.ifr]

you&#39;re teh biggest liar ever.

[abyssion1337]

I can&#39;t honestly disagree, and you&#39;ll never figure that one out

[S.ifr]

You lie to yourself.

[abyssion1337]

No I lie to you and your a necrophiliac

[S.ifr]

You&#39;re a necro****philiac

[abyssion1337]

your a gay necro****philiac

[S.ifr]

You&#39;re a gay necro****philiac with a major beastiality problem.

[abyssion1337]

your the dead gay child beast

[abyssion1337]

your the dead gay child beast

Too far?

[S.ifr]

your the dead gay child beast

Too far?

Not at all. I was away for teh moment... sorry aboot that.
You&#39;re my half-dead brother.

[abyssion1337]

you added incest cause your in love with your cousin

[Filleraol]

you take pictures of little girls

[abyssion1337]

you are a little girl

[S.ifr]

You also take pictures of little boys.

[abyssion1337]

you weigh as much as a duck

[thedarkmessenger]

you weigh as much as the planet o_O

[S.ifr]

You weren&#39;t born on this planet.

[abyssion1337]

your a fish

[thedarkmessenger]

you misspelled you&#39;re :p

[abyssion1337]

no i didn&#39;t I&#39;m a surrealist. string shoe blue.

[S.ifr]

You&#39;re not actually a surrealist.

[abyssion1337]

your a replicant, quick someone retire him

[S.ifr]

You&#39;re plans are useless.

[abyssion1337]

you have constant thoughts of regicide

[S.ifr]

you have constant thoughts of suicide

[abyssion1337]

you are an emo

[S.ifr]

you&#39;re a scene kid.

[thedarkmessenger]

you&#39;re a demon O__O

[abyssion1337]

you didn&#39;t really see lucy proctor with the devil

[S.ifr]

You&#39;re actually John Proctor in his final days.

[thedarkmessenger]

you didn&#39;t really see lucy proctor with the devil

erm...who&#39;s lucy proctor?

you made that up! admit it!

[abyssion1337]

you hate ice cream

[S.ifr]

You have an ice cream fetish.

[abyssion1337]

you&#39;re made of kelp

[S.ifr]

you&#39;re made of leather.

[thedarkmessenger]

you&#39;re made of human flesh :P

[abyssion1337]

you wear human leather made from you ex-girlfriends

[S.ifr]

you make wallets out of teh people you hate.

[abyssion1337]

your happy I don&#39;t hate you and your mother never hugged you

[S.ifr]

You&#39;re a masochist.

[abyssion1337]

your an orc

[S.ifr]

you&#39;re an ogre.

[abyssion1337]

your a pirate.

[thedarkmessenger]

you&#39;re a ninja pirate :P

[abyssion1337]

string or nothing

[thedarkmessenger]

you&#39;re secretly in love with an angel. Shame on you!, betraying your demon brethren D8<
*edit* can&#39;t believe it took me this long to realize the spelling mistake

[S.ifr]

You&#39;re in love with a stripper.

[abyssion1337]

you are a stripper

[abyssion1337]

you&#39;re secretly in love with an anger. Shame on you!, betraying your demon brethren D8<


I would never, your trying to gain support and take my position of general of the demon army

[S.ifr]

You&#39;re 1 post away from sixsixsix

[abyssion1337]

you&#39;re a heroin addict

[S.ifr]

You go to teh AA

[abyssion1337]

you relapsed

[S.ifr]

you fap fap fap

[abyssion1337]

your a panty snatcher.

[S.ifr]

you&#39;re a panty sniffer

[abyssion1337]

your a loyalist

[S.ifr]

you&#39;re a communist.

[abyssion1337]

that I am, your a charliton(sp?)

[S.ifr]

you are mistaken

[abyssion1337]

most likely, you are actually 3 chimps in disguise.

[S.ifr]

You&#39;re a broom in disguise

[Filleraol]

you bate in a bathtub with of chocolate every night

[thedarkmessenger]

you do it too. ewwwwwwwww....DX

[abyssion1337]

you eat the chocolate

[Mawelli]

you eat your fingernails!

[abyssion1337]

you are a fingernail

[acutekat]

you are the one

[abyssion1337]

you own a spaceship

[acutekat]

your spaceship doesnt run

[abyssion1337]

your head is an acorn

[acutekat]

your melon is a melon

[Filleraol]

you have 2 buttholes

[Useful]

you do unspeakable things with the melon melons and your two buttholes

[thedarkmessenger]

you&#39;re not useful, after all xD

[Filleraol]

you&#39;re a suicide bomber

[abyssion1337]

your da bomb

[acutekat]

you dropped the bomb

[abyssion1337]

you&#39;re a farmer

[acutekat]

you&#39;re a mother of 4

[abyssion1337]

your one to the 4

[Filleraol]

you&#39;re also the father

[abyssion1337]

you didn&#39;t know that one of them was yours

[thedarkmessenger]

you DID know, but just didn&#39;t care.

[abyssion1337]

you shot the sheriff

[Jazean]

your less 1337 then you let on

[S.ifr]

you&#39;re more 1337 than you think

[Jazean]

you&#39;re more 1337 than you think


I do believe that might be impossible... unless...

s.ifr has the ability to make miracles happen!

[S.ifr]

You&#39;re an honest person ;D

[Jazean]

i think you might be stretching the truth there a wee bit.

[S.ifr]

You stretch cats

[Jazean]

so... apparently i also skin them and store them, and probably do many other S verbs to them...

at least i don&#39;t smell like cheese...

which you do...

[S.ifr]

You smell like onions

[Jazean]

NEVER!!!

for once i think you&#39;re lying.

[S.ifr]

You&#39;re always lying.

[abyssion1337]

you killed them all

[S.ifr]

You&#39;re gonna die pretty soon

[abyssion1337]

you&#39;re a centaur.

[Filleraol]

you&#39;re half centaur, half human...whatever that looks like

[Useful]

I&#39;d say 3/4 human, 1/4 horse. Maybe like a satyr?

Anyway, you&#39;re half octopus, half wooden teeth.

[S.ifr]

You&#39;re half jewish and half chicken

[abyssion1337]

you don&#39;t believe that everything floats down here.

[Useful]

You believe the things that people are accused of here.

[flamingbambi]

YOU&#39;RE A LEPRECHAUN.

[abyssion1337]

your the killer from condemed.

[Filleraol]

you&#39;re one of the guys he killed

[abyssion1337]

you&#39;re an emu

[Filleraol]

you&#39;re an emo

[abyssion1337]

you slit your wrists for attention.

[Useful]

You slit your wrists because you like the color red.

[Filleraol]

you slit your wrists because it&#39;s fun

[abyssion1337]

you&#39;re a lumberjack and you&#39;re OK

[Useful]

You&#39;re a lumberjack with MPD and a semi.

[abyssion1337]

you put on women&#39;s cothing and hang around in bars.

[Useful]

You wish you were a girly. And your mother doesn&#39;t love you.

[abyssion1337]

you can&#39;t defend yourself from assailants with fruit

[TheEndOfAllThingsGreen]

you fap to shota.

[abyssion1337]

your a KKK sympathizer

[Useful]

Dude. He&#39;s Inquisition. That&#39;s like 10 times worse than the KKK and the Nazis combined.

You use duct tape to tape ducts.

[abyssion1337]

you&#39;re one of the x-files

[TheEndOfAllThingsGreen]

Dude. He&#39;s Inquisition. That&#39;s like 10 times worse than the KKK and the Nazis combined.

You use duct tape to tape ducts.


You use ducks to tape your favorite show.

The inquisition hunts psykers, mutants and traitors by the way, not members of other human races lol.

[Useful]

Dude. He&#39;s Inquisition. That&#39;s like 10 times worse than the KKK and the Nazis combined.

You use duct tape to tape ducts.


You use ducks to tape your favorite show.

The inquisition hunts psykers, mutants and traitors by the way, not members of other human races lol.

Well, I don&#39;t think that have a "don&#39;t ask, don&#39;t tell" policy. I think it&#39;s more like a "don&#39;t ask, just kill" policy.

You are a gay Arabian military translator.

[TheEndOfAllThingsGreen]

You visit the 4chan /l/ board on an hourly basis.

CHROMED!

[abyssion1337]

you make pipe bombs

[Useful]

You plant pipe bombs in British Metro tunnels.

[abyssion1337]

your the security guard I pay off to not say anything

[Filleraol]

you play wow =O

[acutekat]

you post too little

[S.ifr]

You&#39;re an emo emu

[Issitheus]

Dude. He&#39;s Inquisition. That&#39;s like 10 times worse than the KKK and the Nazis combined.

You use duct tape to tape ducts.


You use ducks to tape your favorite show.

The inquisition hunts psykers, mutants and traitors by the way, not members of other human races lol.

ah, but nobody expect the spanish inquisition!

not even you, S.ifr!

[S.ifr]

You did, though... because you&#39;re behind it all.

[acutekat]

you wirte emo poetry in the dark

[Useful]

You have 41 posts per day. I have nothing against this, but it does mean that you will fill up the forums because there is no one else who posts as fast as you. It only counts as wasting your life if nobody listens.

[abyssion1337]

you eat your neighbor&#39;s pets

[S.ifr]

You tell little kids that santa isn&#39;t real.

[Useful]

You tell little kids that Santa will molest them in their sleep.

[Filleraol]

you killed santa&#39;s reindeers the day before christmas, and made hot dogs out of them

[abyssion1337]

you ate the hotdogs

[Useful]

You sold the hotdogs to little kids.

[Filleraol]

you ate the kids who ate the hot dogs

[S.ifr]

You ate useful.

[Filleraol]

you deep fried him before i ate him

[abyssion1337]

you ate my cat

[Useful]

You are obviously obese, because you just ate about 4 people.

[Filleraol]

you hit them in the face before he ate them

[abyssion1337]

You helped me lose the weight and we celebrated by getting drunk and getting hookers

[S.ifr]

You&#39;re a puppy kicker

[abyssion1337]

your a baby in a clown suit

[S.ifr]

You&#39;re a cow tipper

[abyssion1337]

you&#39;re a cow that I tipped

[S.ifr]

you&#39;re teh puppy I enjoy kicking

[acutekat]

you&#39;rea doggy biscuit

[smeegs]

you destroyed the internets

[abyssion1337]

you&#39;re in love with my cat

[Filleraol]

you created 4chan.org

[abyssion1337]

you&#39;re related to Hitler

[Jazean]

you are Hitler and his little dog too.

[abyssion1337]

You&#39;re Pol pot

[Jazean]

wtf

well you sir are a polecat.

[abyssion1337]

you&#39;re a pole

[Jazean]

and you sir are an object that is so dispictable that not even a 32 foot pole would touch you.

[DicyDax]

Your mum is so fat, that I can&#39;t think of any great pun about her...

[abyssion1337]

You live in a giant pair of pants.

[Useful]

You rape people who live in gigantic pants.

[flamingbambi]

you rape gigantic pants.

[abyssion1337]

you wear shoes that don&#39;t match

[the reel joey bevilacqua]

you made me eat your hand

[Filleraol]

I love your sig...and therefore I stab you and steal it

edit: i thought it was the killing thread......

[acutekat]

you though it was the killing thread

[Useful]

You didn&#39;t post a question in the "under me" thread











?

[Jazean]

you do not have a nice boat.

[Useful]

You have filler. NOT Fille. filler.

[Jazean]

you fail at objecting.

[Useful]

You fail at accusing.

Also, I object to the accusation that fail at objecting. And this proves it.

So what does "it" mean in the last sentence? You don&#39;t know.

I guess that&#39;s a double accusation :P

[Jazean]

you made a small blind girl cry

[smeegs]

you were the small blind girl

[abyssion1337]

You have the rage virus

[S.ifr]

You started the question-eating virus

[abyssion1337]

you started the T virus

[S.ifr]

Your names Alice and you remember everything.

[DicyDax]

You t-bagged a baby.