[abyssion1337]

I have no opinion as I've never been, und Sie sind homosexuelle

[SS_nyuu911_SS]

^haha

You eat nothing but plastic

[abyssion1337]

you are plastic and don't eat

[SS_nyuu911_SS]

your so skinny sleeping with you would be like sleeping with a bag of antlers. fatty.

[abyssion1337]

you contradict yourself

[SS_nyuu911_SS]

you dont brush your teeth

[abyssion1337]

You're a pirate

[SS_nyuu911_SS]

you scrub the poop deck

[Ionzorg]

You make the Mormon tabernacle sound like a trio.

(Why does everyone rag on acutekat anyway? Does it have something to do with this sex, drugs and lolicon story I was told briefly about on SIT?)

[SS_nyuu911_SS]

You suck the fart outta peoples bums.

I unno he hasnt really been a dick to me. just can be annoying. but really cant we all?

[abyssion1337]

you like David bowie

[SS_nyuu911_SS]

you like britney spears.

[Issitheus]

You man-whored yourself out to Britney Spears.

[SS_nyuu911_SS]

you felt up a sedated kid

[abyssion1337]

you were the sedated kid

[DaMetzger]

you're the one who sedated him

[Useful]

You loled. When he was sedated, that is.

[DaMetzger]

You lol'd while sedated.

[abyssion1337]

you like radiohead

[Useful]

So? They're cool...

You like **** bear. In fact, you would vote for him for president. Of the world. Forever.

[DaMetzger]

you're a /b/tard

[Useful]

You'd think so, wouldn't you?!? (my accusation, BTW)

No, haven't been for about 3 years. And only for a few months (long enough to know all the old memes). Actually, that means I was a /b/tard when I was 14... Jesus, that's why I'm so messed up!

[SS_nyuu911_SS]

you hate these forumz. your just here to fit in.

[Useful]

Interesting hypothesis. But wrong.

You liked the corn! And the mudkips for that matter!

[abyssion1337]

you like to corn mudkips

[Useful]

^ Sounds like a Southern dish.

You are a professional crash test dummy!

[Issitheus]

You're an amateur crash test dummy.

[abyssion1337]

you know how I know you're gay, you listen to coldplay

[Useful]

At the same time Abys, I could accuse you of being a lesbian for posting an ungodly amount of pr0n on the happy gallery.

Which I do.

[abyssion1337]

lol w/e you fought the law and the law won

[SS_nyuu911_SS]

you like rap

[abyssion1337]

you hate the crickets, how do you live with yourself?

[SS_nyuu911_SS]

you fart outta ur mouth.

[abyssion1337]

you hate amvhell

[DaMetzger]

you hate yourself

[Issitheus]

You like love molest yourself.

[DaMetzger]

you need a shave

[Issitheus]

You need to shave.

[SS_nyuu911_SS]

u like cat ****

[Issitheus]

you rape cat ****

[SS_nyuu911_SS]

u rape guro chix

[Filleraol]

someone is blogging about you :O

http://failblog.org/

[DaMetzger]

you read blogs

[1337uvis]

you nick sounds exculsively good next to the words "**** you"

[DaMetzger]

you're addicted to the words "**** you"

[1337uvis]

better than you being addicted to crack i guess

[abyssion1337]

better than a heroine addict, like you

[SS_nyuu911_SS]

you snort cheerios

[abyssion1337]

you ph34r chireos

[SS_nyuu911_SS]

u enjoy being abused by truckers

[abyssion1337]

you enjoy being raped by animals

[DaMetzger]

you enjoy bondage

[Useful]

You inflict bondage upon people who don't enjoy it.

[abyssion1337]

you hate catgirls

[1337uvis]

you dare accuse someone of that!

[Useful]

Thank you for defending my honor. I accuse you of being the only other person currently on here willing to hold an intelligent discussion. I wish Badger would post more... and Metzger seems the type but he hasn't bothered yet.

[DaMetzger]

Thank you for defending my honor. I accuse you of being the only other person currently on here willing to hold an intelligent discussion. I wish Badger would post more... and Metzger seems the type but he hasn't bothered yet.

I accuse you of ranting too much.
On a side note - I am capable of an intelligent discussion if that is what you mean, but since it IS offtopic I just go with the flow and have fun all the time :)

[abyssion1337]

you feel the need to defend your intelligence when it's called into question

[DaMetzger]

your accusations aren't random enough

[abyssion1337]

you're actually a chimp in a dog costume

[SS_nyuu911_SS]

you love gay pride parades

[DaMetzger]

you participate in them

[Masterbot]

you make people gay, so they can participate

[beriorgar]

you orginize gay pride parades

[Masterbot]

you like to feel the surface of your wallpaper

[SS_nyuu911_SS]

your trying to be cool

[Filleraol]

you're trying to be like him

[abyssion1337]

you're a field mouse

[Masterbot]

you bake your own bread

[SS_nyuu911_SS]

Your a peasant

[DaMetzger]

you're unpleasant

[SS_nyuu911_SS]

your an unpleasant peasant

[DaMetzger]

you're a disgrace to the human race

[SS_nyuu911_SS]

you dont care that your a stoopid ape

[DaMetzger]

you're all a bunch of tree-huggin' hippie crap

[SS_nyuu911_SS]

your a bunch of hippie hugging tree crap

[Marco_1989]

you are all a bunch of crap huggin' tree-hippies

[SS_nyuu911_SS]

you eat hippes and crap and trees hug you

[Jazean]

you're actually 119uuyn

[Marco_1989]

I ACCUSE YOU FOR ANYTHING!!
http://sfist.com/attachments/sfist_chuck/bodysnatchers.jpg

[abyssion1337]

you're a witch

[SS_nyuu911_SS]

you hate anime

[Marco_1989]

^ :o :o How dare you?!

You hate Japan

[SS_nyuu911_SS]

You hate ecchi/hentai and japanese woman

[1337uvis]

you have the insolence to even say such things!

[SS_nyuu911_SS]

You love insolaence and hate kimonos

[1337uvis]

I do hate kimonos.... Nevertheless, i shal persevere! You, sir, are a bloody fool!

[SS_nyuu911_SS]

your a bloodless fool who dabbles in the arts of guro

[1337uvis]

You share a bed with Alexander Lukashenko.

[SS_nyuu911_SS]

Incest anime revs your engine

[1337uvis]

you run your car on diesel. YOU'RE DESTROYING THE WORLD!

[SS_nyuu911_SS]

THE WORLD IS A BODY BUILDER ....... IT'S FINE!
your buried in /b/

[1337uvis]

you ate up all the ozone in the atmosphere

[SS_nyuu911_SS]

you hate haruhi!!!!!!!!!!! :o :o :o :o :o :o

[1337uvis]

*falls over dead from a stroke*
*revives himself*
HOW DARE YOU?! I' ll have to figure something exceptionally vile to say to that!
Um... uhh.... *stumped* just give me a minute, i lay dead for 10 minutes after all...
You.... deleted... alll... anime....in...the World because you didn't like it and then yelled to everybody in the world that anime sux!

[SS_nyuu911_SS]

haha. You saw a HOT cosplay chick but went up to her and spit in her face, punched in the tit and then told her anime is for twerps.

[1337uvis]

You have the nerve to even try to accuse me of this.

[SS_nyuu911_SS]

(I have found your weak spot)
You think catgirls are ugly, dumb, fat, stupid and should all be exterminated.
WHAT YOU THINK THAT! THAT IS SIKK!

[1337uvis]

*lightbulb* I GOT IT!
YOU HATE Nyuu!

[SS_nyuu911_SS]

*pukes everywhere* NO! MY INSIDES! *pukes more blood and insides out* I HATE YOU! NO! IT BURNS! *****s out all his feces and pukes some more*
*moan* you LOVE yaoi!

[1337uvis]

^ I don't need to question my masculinity. Therefore I am not offended.
But the fact that you brought this up means that you are not sure of your masculinity.

[SS_nyuu911_SS]

i am 100% sure of my love for vagina.
and since we both are we have to move onto something else.
you hate beer

[1337uvis]

you hate wine!

[SS_nyuu911_SS]

you think anything electronic is sin

[1337uvis]

??? (lol, hope marco reads this :D )

[SS_nyuu911_SS]

ass munch

[1337uvis]

???

[Marco_1989]

??? (lol, hope marco reads this :D )

lol I did read it... I'm happy that I can read that .. *baka*.. But why:



???

GURO?! OMG :P

Special message for Lietuvis
???????
:P

[1337uvis]

*decoding at the speed of the first processor*...Decoding complete. Unknown variable present. Even the on-line translator is insisting you just called me an oven. :D I'm still at a really low level of japanese, i can barely read the signs and understand even less :D

[Marco_1989]

Only those half-ass translators say that "???????" = You are an oven. You are ... is good though
But what I said was 'Omae ga Okama'

Now you translate it yourself. I gave you the romanji from it. I can read all hiragana and katakana, I don't understand all though, to bad.. :(

[SS_nyuu911_SS]

im guessing you just learn the stuff you know about japanese online?

[1337uvis]

Only those half-ass translators say that "???????" = You are an oven. You are ... is good though
But what I said was 'Omae ga Okama'

Now you translate it yourself. I gave you the romanji from it. I can read all hiragana and katakana, I don't understand all though, to bad.. :(


THAT i know. what it means is what i don't know :D

oh nvm. I finally found that out. A challenge to my masculinity again as i see. Very well nancy boy! Try me as much as you want but that is really of very little offense

[SS_nyuu911_SS]

you love french prostitues

[Filleraol]

you think the french language sounds manly

[Ionzorg]

Damn French, stealing my breathing air...

You would rather breathe French air than drink Fresca.

[abyssion1337]

you're a lumberjack and you're ok

[SS_nyuu911_SS]

you hate.....food

[1337uvis]

you spill alcohol into the sink... on purpose!

[Marco_1989]

im guessing you just learn the stuff you know about japanese online?

I don't know if that was a accusation or not, but yeah. I'm able to read and write some hiragana and katakana because I studied a bit at a site. And watching anime helps to :)

[SS_nyuu911_SS]

you wanna kiss drew carey!

[abyssion1337]

you're an oven

[Issitheus]

you're a stove.

[SS_nyuu911_SS]

you wish you were fat

[Filleraol]

you're a vacuum cleaner from Electrolux, nothing sucks like an electrolux

[SS_nyuu911_SS]

you love wankers

[abyssion1337]

you are a wanker

[Ionzorg]

You take pleasure in accusing people wantonly.

[abyssion1337]

you don't get schadenfreude

[SS_nyuu911_SS]

you wanna jump into a volcano

[abyssion1337]

you're being eaten by a boa constrictor

[1337uvis]

you're a sheep in a box with holes.

[Issitheus]

You're a box with sheep in its holes.

[SS_nyuu911_SS]

You judge people by how big their nipples are

[abyssion1337]

you're actually Buddy Holly, dying in that plane crash was just a lie

[Pink_Nipple]

You are just self-eating zombie-cat in a black lonely room

[abyssion1337]

you're an eraser

[Useful]

You're a dead eraser. With ink on it.

[abyssion1337]

you're reckless

[S.ifr]

You're neckless

[Pink_Nipple]

You are bloody crimson cake

[S.ifr]

you liek bloody crimson caek

[Useful]

You're a bloody tosser. (insert British accent here)

[Ionzorg]

You're a muffin diver. (It's a more complex inside joke than it appears.)

[1337uvis]

you, being IONzorg, are vulnerable to ELECTROLISIS!

[abyssion1337]

You're Lithuanian

[1337uvis]

Thanks for the praise :)
But you're communist!

[abyssion1337]

not neccessarily a bad thing
you're not

[Pink_Nipple]

you are bot

[abyssion1337]

you're andrew Jackson

[Marco_1989]

You're Michael Jackson

http://www.weirdthings.org.uk/wp-content/uploads/2008/03/michael-jackson-nose.jpg

[S.ifr]

You want to make love to MJ

[Issitheus]

You want to make love to OJ... an I'm not talking about a person.

[S.ifr]

You want me to make love to OJ to drink what's left after.

[abyssion1337]

you like bukkakke

[S.ifr]

You love it more than I do.

[abyssion1337]

that accusation sucked, you should've said something like "you're in bukkakke" DO IT AGAIN

[S.ifr]

You have a fetish for guro bukkake.

[abyssion1337]

that accusation was better, good job

[1337uvis]

you accuse yourself!

[S.ifr]

You touch yourself.

[Useful]

that accusation sucked, you should've said something like "you're in bukkakke" DO IT AGAIN

That's the first time I've ever seen anyone smack him down... and he actually listens!

You regard the top poster position too highly! Get a backbone!

[S.ifr]

that accusation sucked, you should've said something like "you're in bukkakke" DO IT AGAIN

That's the first time I've ever seen anyone smack him down... and he actually listens!

what did you mean by that O:


And you make wrong assumptions, which is from all that guro bukkake you do with Abyss.

[Useful]

And you make wrong assumptions

Not wrong, simply exaggerated. It's easier to talk in bolder colors than in pastels.

You watch whatever the Hell me and Abys make like it's your religion. Which happens to be Satanism.

[S.ifr]

Not wrong, simply exaggerated.

They're only accusations.



...you eat babies.

[1337uvis]

you eat fetuses

[Useful]

Oh God, not the babies thing again. I don't mind the creepiness, it's just been done too many times.

You rape old men!

[S.ifr]

You eat old men that have been raped.

[1337uvis]

you rape dead puppies!

[Useful]

You shove poison dart frogs up your bum!

[S.ifr]

You pull them out and swallow them.

[Useful]

You eat yourself! I don't know how, but you do! Maybe you're a frog or something...

[S.ifr]

You rape dead frogs.

[1337uvis]

you rape yourself

[S.ifr]

You watch me rape myself.

[Useful]

Frog porn... now THAT'S a job for /b/ :P.

You love every single picture ever to be posted on /b/.

[S.ifr]

you're a /b/tard

[abyssion1337]

you shot JFK

[S.ifr]

You're the bullet that penetrated his skull.

[abyssion1337]

you're not really eponymous

[S.ifr]

You're talking to eponymous

[abyssion1337]

you're epona

[S.ifr]

You're Ganondorf.

[abyssion1337]

you're the moon

[S.ifr]

You're the Skull Kid.
Congratulations. You have no friends.

[Issitheus]

You're Link. The mute retard.

[abyssion1337]

you're the mask salesman, you're only job is to smile creepily

[Pink_Nipple]

You are cake degustator. You job is.........*crying*

[Issitheus]

You're Anju. You're a ****. (Yes, I've played through all of Majora's Mask. I know the true story SCREW IT.)

[abyssion1337]

you're the giant mask; good job you have one and only one use

[Issitheus]

You're the Great Fairy's Mask. You don't do jack ****.

[abyssion1337]

you're navi, you're only job is to be annoying

[Pink_Nipple]

You're John Petrucci.
You're kickass JP!!!

[abyssion1337]

you ruined our zelda theme

[Issitheus]

Who killed our Bands theme?

It was you.

[SS_nyuu911_SS]

So I pull out an Uzi and shoot you for that!

[Pink_Nipple]

you ruined our zelda theme

But i ruined it by John Petrucci!

[S.ifr]

Your nipple is actually green.

[SS_nyuu911_SS]

you don't have nipples

[abyssion1337]

your god

[S.ifr]

You stole my nipples.

[Issitheus]

You stole your own nipples

[S.ifr]

My nipples are in your batter mix. It's your secret ingredient.

[SS_nyuu911_SS]

you caused 9/11

[abyssion1337]

you died in 9/11

[Issitheus]

You're the President.

[SS_nyuu911_SS]

You hate the world and all its occupants.

[abyssion1337]

you haven't read Kokoro yet

[S.ifr]

Kokoro has read YOU.

[abyssion1337]

http://i242.photobucket.com/albums/ff115/abyssion1337/InSovietRussia.jpg

[SS_nyuu911_SS]

You like Fall Out Boy

[Useful]

You like V THIS V shoved up your ass.
http://cobweb.ecn.purdue.edu/~grainlab/ext-proj-current/corn_pic.jpg

[SS_nyuu911_SS]

Thats a big picture.
So I accuse you of being to stupid to resize photos!

[Useful]

Thats a big picture.
So I accuse you of being to stupid to resize photos!

^ You know, I actually made the picture huge on purpose because I knew that you would accuse me of that. And funnily enough, I'm not kidding.

I accuse you of being a predictable moron.

[SS_nyuu911_SS]

You have a very strange eye ball fetish

[Useful]

You have a skull ****ing fetish. But you prefer old men.

[SS_nyuu911_SS]

Same to you except with little boys in diapers.

[abyssion1337]

the evil teddy bear got you

[Lord_Oknek]

I accuse you of being phone.

[S.ifr]

I accuse you of being phone.

LOL.

You're the reason Krystal can't enjoy her sandwich.

[SS_nyuu911_SS]

Your the cake that the fat kid eats!

[S.ifr]

Youre the fat kid

[SS_nyuu911_SS]

You like and are and makeout with a toad.

[S.ifr]

You're the toad.

[SS_nyuu911_SS]

You make out with men.

[S.ifr]

You're one of the men I make out with.

[SS_nyuu911_SS]

eek!
You like sweaty crocodiles

[S.ifr]

You rape sweaty crocodiles

[SS_nyuu911_SS]

You use your seal of approval on terrorism!

[S.ifr]

You approve CP

[Lord_Oknek]

You are the demons!

[S.ifr]

You eat demons.

[Issitheus]

You eat demons... ****s

[abyssion1337]

you're a gay robot

[Marco_1989]

you're a robot

[S.ifr]

you make love to robots

[Marco_1989]

robots make love to you

[abyssion1337]

you're a robot chicken

[Filleraol]

you eat fried chicken robot wings

[abyssion1337]

you're a buffalo soldier

[Marco_1989]

you're a buffalo soldier

x2

[Filleraol]

you're a buffalo soldier

x2

divided by zero!

[abyssion1337]

you're the techno viking

[1337uvis]

^ what's wrong about that? :D

accustaion:
http://www.cha.lt/uploads/posts/20080801_15.jpg

[S.ifr]

You spent more than a minute looking at that poster.

[Filleraol]

you printed it and it's now on the wall above your bed

[SS_nyuu911_SS]

you printed it and its above your bed and you touch yourself when you look at it.

[Marco_1989]

You ate it for breakfast

[1337uvis]

You're still accusing using my pic that i posted 12 hours ago. And that was an accusation.

[Marco_1989]

You took the time and effort to search a picture about 'gays' o.O
That was my accusation.

[abyssion1337]

you got rocked

[Useful]

You got rolled.

RICK ROLL'D!

[abyssion1337]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KS2f4Xzod0w

[SS_nyuu911_SS]

I accuse you of being friends with acutekat

[1337uvis]

You yelled the name of the Thread that must not be mentioned in your sleep

[SS_nyuu911_SS]

Like like Ukraine more than Lithuania

[abyssion1337]

you're a lumberjack and you're ok

[DaMetzger]

you allowed the random accusation thread to drop to page 3

[S.ifr]

same but for the 4th page.

[abyssion1337]

you wish you had an angel

[S.ifr]

You wish for me to stop wishing for angels.

[abyssion1337]

you dare to challenging the daring of my dare

[S.ifr]

You dare to even bother questioning the daring to your dare.

[abyssion1337]

you have ninja info cards

[S.ifr]

You want my info cards.

[abyssion1337]

you're Korean

[S.ifr]

You're the reason my tea went cold.

[Pink_Nipple]

You are King Tonberry

[S.ifr]

You're my queen which to whom I pay no attention to.

[abyssion1337]

you're the joker

[S.ifr]

you dont even know why you're so serious.

[Pink_Nipple]

you're broken link

[S.ifr]

You're the reason I'm broken.

[abyssion1337]

you're teh blue link (4 swords)

[Pink_Nipple]

You're master swordsman with Excalipur

[abyssion1337]

you keep faries in bottles

[Pink_Nipple]

You save the world

[abyssion1337]

you save the cheerleader

[Pink_Nipple]

you save your money

[abyssion1337]

you like anime

[Marco_1989]

^ :o

you hate Japan

[Pink_Nipple]

You're starlight

[abyssion1337]

you're gentleman and a scholar, go to the stables and take my finest steed

[Pink_Nipple]

You're my HL3 T-shirt.

[abyssion1337]

that's creepy, you're as creepy as salad fingers

[Pink_Nipple]

You're a friend of Salad Fingers

[abyssion1337]

http://shawma.com/wp-content/uploads/2006/04/bowie.jpg

[1337uvis]

that's right, you're so insignificant, there is just nothing more to say to you.

[Pink_Nipple]

I just made it. :D
http://imgcash5.imageshack.us/img232/8666/3744058bu6.jpg

[abyssion1337]

you suck

[Pink_Nipple]

You're duck

[abyssion1337]

you asked gaara for sand for the litter box

[Useful]

You got it. But not in the litterbox.

[abyssion1337]

the cat thought you were the litterbox

[Useful]

You eat litterboxes.

[DaMetzger]

You enjoy watching her do that.

[1337uvis]

You think abyss is a girl. While abyss is IT! as long as i don't see a photo that's IT

[Useful]

Well... the evidence is still weighted towards female, though I do wonder occasionally.

You think Abys is a hermaphrodite!

[1337uvis]

You're a FLCL fan! (stabbed in the back by your own sig... tsk tsk tsk :D )

[DaMetzger]

The shape of your country kind of resembles the shape of Africa. Coincidence? :P

(Do I hear another "**** you, Metzger?" ;D )

[Useful]

Well... I already pointed that out.

YOU ARE UNORIGINAL!