[DaMetzger]

you like silicone clothes

[abyssion1337]

you're made of silicone

[S.ifr]

you have a silicone fetish

[abyssion1337]

you're silicone

[Ionzorg]

Child
Raping
Astoundingly
Creepy
Kilt-
Wearing
Hopelessly
Obese
Retail
Employee

There, a poem of assorted accusations, wrapped in a crunchy accusatory coating.

[abyssion1337]

you're china

[Ken-Chan]

china respacts u

[Marco_1989]

I accuse you of me making a monopoly .. :)

[abyssion1337]

I knew you were no mere mortal, but I had no idea you were really a cat

[Ken-Chan]

so ur an immortal cat

[Haz81]

you are facinating

[abyssion1337]

you write erotic fanfics

[MooMachine90]

You showed us your moves for our sins.

[abyssion1337]

you're three poodles in a costume

[Haz81]

you ate the soramimi keiki and claimed it was a lie, no wcc for you

[abyssion1337]

you're a lumberjack that's not ok

[Haz81]

you are the founder of the ministry of silly walks

[abyssion1337]

You expected the spanish inquisition

[Haz81]

you killed the parrot

[abyssion1337]

you can't spot the larch from quite a distance

[S.ifr]

You have a drinking problem.

[abyssion1337]

you go around and pull animals' tails

[MooMachine90]

You're my pumpy-umpy-umpkin.

[S.ifr]

You are my pumpkin.



you go around and pull animals' tails

I like the noise they make when I do it.

[MooMachine90]

You're the guy behind the soap-dropper.

[abyssion1337]

you're the soap dropper

[Haz81]

your the guy in front of the soap dropper (he loves it really, those gagged cries for help are an act)

[abyssion1337]

umm what, you invented a 3rd person that shouldn't exist but anyway you're the soap, you have the worst place in this scenario since you started it and you'll be used for lube and you'll probably be put in some very weird places

[S.ifr]

You're going to film this for profit

[abyssion1337]

you're going to direct

[DaMetzger]

you're gonna disect

[abyssion1337]

you're going to bisect

[DaMetzger]

you;re gonna inject

[Marco_1989]

http://images.wikia.com/yugioh/images/7/70/InjectionFairyLilyLOD-EN-ScR.jpg

You made me do this

[abyssion1337]

you did it yourself cause you're hot for her, you love it when she 'injects' you

[Marco_1989]

Nah, I don't want that needle... You like it though

[abyssion1337]

:)
you have a flesh eating virus

[Filleraol]

you are the virus

[abyssion1337]

you're the batman

[Marco_1989]

You're the superman

http://img507.imageshack.us/img507/2084/los223pk3.jpg
SHORYUKEN!!!

[abyssion1337]

you invented the shoryuken

[Marco_1989]

You are jealous that you didn't invent the shoryuken

[DaMetzger]

you're this guy:
http://img45.imageshack.us/img45/2229/marcusdn3.th.jpg (http://img45.imageshack.us/my.php?image=marcusdn3.jpg)

[Marco_1989]

I at least look better than you :)

[DaMetzger]

you're delusional

[abyssion1337]

*hadouken* and you're dead

[DaMetzger]

you keep killing me

[abyssion1337]

you keep dying

[DaMetzger]

you are giong to die

[S.ifr]

You both like exploding cos you keep doing it.

[Filleraol]

you like to blow up

[S.ifr]

you like to plow

[DaMetzger]

you like it slow

[S.ifr]

You like it rough

[Filleraol]

You have to use Viagra

[abyssion1337]

you once OD'd on it

[S.ifr]

You take it twice a day.

[abyssion1337]

you're a quincy

[S.ifr]

you're 100 quid

[abyssion1337]

you're a penguin

[Filleraol]

you skin them alive

[abyssion1337]

you club seals

[Filleraol]

yes, after you've skinned them....alive

[S.ifr]

You skin babies.

[DaMetzger]

You skin catgirls

[S.ifr]

You beat catgirls to death then make love to them.

[MooMachine90]

You're scaring me... D:

[S.ifr]

You scare babies.
Then make love to them.

[DaMetzger]

You love the sound of the pelvis breaking when making love to a baby

[abyssion1337]

you're a baby with a broken pelvis

[S.ifr]

you're a broken pelvis

[Issitheus]

Your mom's a broken pelvis.

[DaMetzger]

your weener is broken

[abyssion1337]

you never had a wiener

[S.ifr]

you wish you had one.

[abyssion1337]

no I'm quite happy without, you wish you were me

[DaMetzger]

you wish he wished he was you

[MooMachine90]

You're a genie in a bottle.

[abyssion1337]

you're the bottle

[S.ifr]

you enjoy making innuendo

[MooMachine90]

Damn right I do. However, the real innuendo here is your face.

[abyssion1337]

you enjoy me making innuendo

[Filleraol]

you were one of hitler's lovers

[S.ifr]

you made a typo on his gas bill.

[DaMetzger]

you know Jew-Jitsu

[abyssion1337]

you were supposed to post the picture with that statement

[Filleraol]

your brain is the same as Einstein's.............dead since 1955

[DaMetzger]

you made me post this pic:
http://img133.imageshack.us/img133/6215/jewjitsuwa1.jpg

[S.ifr]

you did it on your own will

[Filleraol]

no, you forced him....with scissors and glue

[abyssion1337]

or so I'd have you believe, you fall for jedi mind tricks

[S.ifr]

you eat scissors and glue

[abyssion1337]

you're the queen of england

[DaMetzger]

you're the king of spain

[Filleraol]

you're the king of sweden =|

[S.ifr]

youre the president of the u.s.

[Issitheus]

you're the king of sweden =|

you live in Sweden oooooooooooooooooooooooh diss!

[S.ifr]

You love the president.

[abyssion1337]

you made love to the president and vice-president at the same time

[DaMetzger]

you're monica lewinsky

[S.ifr]

youve produced an offspring with monica lewinsky

[abyssion1337]

you killed the unkillable beast

[Filleraol]

you made a coat out of it's fur

[abyssion1337]

you stood up to that tank in Tienanmen Square

[S.ifr]

you're the reason it's square

[abyssion1337]

you're the guy in the tank

[S.ifr]

youre the tank

[Filleraol]

you're it's mother.. , .

[abyssion1337]

you're it's wife

[Issitheus]

You're it's other wife.

[Issitheus]

You have multiple personalities.

[S.ifr]

your its daughter

[abyssion1337]

you got hacked

[Filleraol]

you are the other way around, twice

[abyssion1337]

your pants are on backwards

[smeegs]

you accuse other people and also yourself

[abyssion1337]

you only accuse yourself

[DaMetzger]

you're all alone

[abyssion1337]

you're bread

[DaMetzger]

you're dread

[abyssion1337]

you're a cute little puppy

[DaMetzger]

you're a cute little pussy

[abyssion1337]

*meow*

[Ionzorg]

*purr*

[Ken-Chan]

*hiss*

[jaw091]

*orgasm*

[Filleraol]

*multiple*

[Ken-Chan]

*orgasmic*

[S.ifr]

Youre incapable of orgasm.

[Ken-Chan]

u have nothing to make an orgasm

[S.ifr]

You stole it.

[Issitheus]

No! Bad Kenpachi! You shouldn't go around stealing people's orgasms like that!


You do it like so...






*a few hours later* See? That's not so hard!

And S.ifr still hasn't submitted anything to SIT: The AMV.

[S.ifr]

What ?
Have you all done something already ?
D:


lies.
^ accusation.

[Issitheus]

Well the FTP is open... http://sitforums.freeforums.org/submissions-can-now-be-recieved-ftp-is-open-t34.html

you didn't notice...?

[S.ifr]

No o.O

You're a demon.

[abyssion1337]

you're a mushi

[Filleraol]

ONI! ONI!

[abyssion1337]

you're a hikikomori

[DaMetzger]

you live in a cardboard box

[abyssion1337]

you're balding

[DaMetzger]

you have hair all over

[abyssion1337]

you like to pull animals' tails

[DaMetzger]

you like to pull animals' heads

[Marco_1989]

you like to pull animals

[S.ifr]

you sleep with the lights on

[abyssion1337]

you're an illegal immigrant

[Ken-Chan]

ur a legal citizen who got robbed by illegal immigrants

[S.ifr]

you're narrow-minded

[Ken-Chan]

HA true

u have a broad aspect on all things

[abyssion1337]

you actually like the fiess room

[Ken-Chan]

zarx hates u

[jaw091]

zomg wtf am i gona do :o

[abyssion1337]

you collect penguins and strap explosives to them

[DaMetzger]

you collect strap-ons

[abyssion1337]

you're a tree

[Filleraol]

you're a NEET

[abyssion1337]

you're in despair

[S.ifr]

You're craving for a pear.

[Filleraol]

your biggest wish is to have a spear go through your chest while singing Last Christmas by george michael

[abyssion1337]

you want more corn

[S.ifr]

You snore

[abyssion1337]

you're possessed

[S.ifr]

You're obsessed ... with heroine.

[abyssion1337]

you fought the law and the law won

[S.ifr]

You tried to beat the odds .... failed.

[Filleraol]

you starred in Mini-me's sexvideo

[abyssion1337]

you fought the law and won

[Filleraol]

you were the law

[S.ifr]

you starred in Mini-me's sexvideo

You filmed it .. and enjoyed it O:

[abyssion1337]

you were god once but failed so hard you go fired

[S.ifr]

I lol'd

You tried to take my place but couldn't.

[abyssion1337]

well I cleaned up some of your messes, but really the platypus, WTF mate

[Filleraol]

You stole mah camera!!1 give it back

seriously, can't find it =/

[abyssion1337]

lol, you think I stole it cause it would be too obvious if it was sifr

[DaMetzger]

you're trying to make others take blame for your own misdeeds

[abyssion1337]

you're manly biceps are actually quite womanly (I doubt any of you get this reference)

[acutekat]

you are a girly man compared to my magnifecent budlgeing abs

[Marco_1989]

You are "futinari" in reverse ^^

[Ionzorg]

The only thing I get from that is "Iran something", which is funny enough as is I suppose. :P

You fell into a burnin' ring of fire,
You went down, down, down, and the flames went higher.

[abyssion1337]

and it burned burned burned

[Filleraol]

And you're the one that did it!

[abyssion1337]

you're hungry like the wolf

[Ionzorg]

You clapped for the wolfman.

[abyssion1337]

you try to prove your worth by beating people at a children's card game

[Ionzorg]

You spent a night in Dildo (Newfoundland).

[abyssion1337]

you spent a night with a dildo

[DaMetzger]

You spent a night in ****ing (Austria) with a dildo

[abyssion1337]

you're a chinese pigeon

[Marco_1989]

You are responsible for the second Random Rants thread

[abyssion1337]

no clearly Fiess is, you're blind and or stupid

[DaMetzger]

you want to invade France!
...not that ther'e anything wrong with that :D

[abyssion1337]

you don't see the value in invading france

[DaMetzger]

you misunderstood me

KILL THEM! (the french, that is)

[abyssion1337]

you want to kill all the French, including French-Canadians

[Marco_1989]

You should read the 'original' random rants thread. I need help :P
That's my accusation ^^

[DaMetzger]

you can't even write a proppper accusation

[abyssion1337]

You're french

[DaMetzger]

You're wrench

[abyssion1337]

you're wench

[DaMetzger]

you're bench

[abyssion1337]

you're branch

[SS_nyuu911_SS]

u ARE pms

[abyssion1337]

you're dead

[S.ifr]

You're alive and full of spirits

[abyssion1337]

you're Thor

[DaMetzger]

you're Odin

[abyssion1337]

You're Freya

[DaMetzger]

you're Loki

[abyssion1337]

you're Hel

[DaMetzger]

you're Heimdall

[MooMachine90]

You're Hades from Appleseed; All bark and no bite.

[abyssion1337]

you ruined our streak cause you didn't know an Norse gods

[SS_nyuu911_SS]

u beat a jew to death with a chicken BLT

[abyssion1337]

you're Vishnu

[SS_nyuu911_SS]

ur balding

[abyssion1337]

you got blocked

[SS_nyuu911_SS]

A fish swam up your pee pee and you loved it

[Useful]

Creepy fact: never pee in the Amazon River. There is a fish that likes ammonia living in that river and will do EXACTLY THAT. And it's not fun trying to get them out :-X

You ARE one of those fish.

[Marco_1989]

Creepy fact: never pee in the Amazon River. There is a fish that likes ammonia living in that river and will do EXACTLY THAT. And it's not fun trying to get them out :-X

I saw that on TV one time (a reconstruction kinda thing :P) A dude was taking a leak while in the water, and the fish swam right in his penis.. A pretty hard time the doctor had to get it out of it lol. The fish used some hooks to set himself up in there :P So hurt pretty much

[Useful]

I accuse you of being an idiot and NOT ACCUSING ME OF ANYTHING.

[abyssion1337]

I accuse your accusations of not being random enough

[Useful]

Usually they're pretty random, but someone forgot to do something rather important. My accusation was understandably logically based.

I accuse you of having eggplants for ears.

[abyssion1337]

I accuse you of fearing me, but everyone does so don't worry about that

[DaMetzger]

you brag too much

[SS_nyuu911_SS]

i accuse you of being a homosexual

[abyssion1337]

you're bread

[SS_nyuu911_SS]

your a cinnamon roll.

[abyssion1337]

you're wario

[DaMetzger]

you're bowser

[abyssion1337]

you're a goomba

[DaMetzger]

you're luigi

[SS_nyuu911_SS]

you wish you could be on team rocket.

[S.ifr]

You're Team Rocket's groupie.

[SS_nyuu911_SS]

you don't like the c-word! you like the p-word!

[Useful]

Well he IS straight.

You weren't just hungry when you asked for more corn.

[abyssion1337]

you were so hungry you asked for corn 10 times always thinking, "this time will be different"

[SS_nyuu911_SS]

You are morbidly obese.

[Useful]

You LOVE morbidly obese people.

[abyssion1337]

you hate anime

[Useful]

LIES. LIES AND TRICKERY.

That's what you are!

[Filleraol]

you hate manga too

[abyssion1337]

you're a candle in the wind

[Useful]

You're a candle in someone's ass.

[abyssion1337]

at least i get to cause some pain that way

you're impotent

[Useful]

Because I cannot poison someone at will. >:(

Stupid nerd joke.

You explode randomly.

[abyssion1337]

you cumbust randomly

[Useful]

Actually, that's kind of awesome... ever seen Hellboy?

Oh, never mind.

You are a ceiling tile.

[abyssion1337]

better than you mr. floor tile

[Useful]

Ceiling cat pushed you away to watch some dude watch porn!

[abyssion1337]

the penguin on your tv will explode in 3 seconds

[Useful]

The corn-shaped vibrator in your TV will explode in 2 seconds.

[abyssion1337]

you torture small woodland animals

[Useful]

You torture small wooded animals. o_O

[abyssion1337]

you torture hard wood

[Useful]

You hard wood (as a verb) small woodland creatures.

[abyssion1337]

you owe me money

[Useful]

You had to borrow money from me >:(

[DaMetzger]

you're a tooth fairy

[SS_nyuu911_SS]

your just a fairy.

[DaMetzger]

you're queer

[abyssion1337]

you're cliff edge

[SS_nyuu911_SS]

you like fat dog hump.

[abyssion1337]

you shoved long cat up your ass

[SS_nyuu911_SS]

you rub puppies

[DaMetzger]

you punch babies

[Marco_1989]

You killed Nagisa

[DaMetzger]

you post too much

[Marco_1989]

There is no such thing as 'posting too much'. You don't post enough

[abyssion1337]

you're racist

[DaMetzger]

the pool's closed because of you

[Useful]

You like nukes

In every way <3

[abyssion1337]

green

[SS_nyuu911_SS]

Your favorite game is Pokemon Sapphire

[abyssion1337]

Du var blinda av ljuset

[DaMetzger]

Piszesz w obcym j?zyku nie wiedzie? po jak? choler?

[SS_nyuu911_SS]

you suck on the barrels of guns

[abyssion1337]

?? ???? ??? ??? ???? ?? ??? ?????? ?? ??? ?? ????????

[SS_nyuu911_SS]

you love the arabs

[abyssion1337]

that wasn&#39;t arabic...


byste se koupat v krvi nevinn?ch d?t?, ?e jsi zabil

[DaMetzger]

byste se koupat v krvi nevinn?ch d?t?, ?e jsi zabil

What&#39;s that language? Czech? I understood that :)

You&#39;re Jozin z Bazin :P
http://pl.youtube.com/watch?v=BUKhvN_GntY&feature=related

[abyssion1337]

vous mangez b?b?s morts

[acutekat]

i hate foreign languages

cept for russian and japanese they cool

[abyssion1337]

Sie hassen Fremdsprachen dazu f?hren, dass Sie hassen Ausl?nder

[acutekat]

i feel dumb now


you stupid goose stepping moron

[abyssion1337]

Sie sind stumm, in der Tat Sie die meisten zur?ckgeblieben Person Ich wei?,

[SS_nyuu911_SS]

acutekat GOT PWNED!

[acutekat]

i invented this thread so go f**k yourself in the ass hole

[Marco_1989]

^ lol. At least my pen!s would be long enough to reach it ... ^^

[acutekat]

may your daughter bueaty by admired by all at the circus

[abyssion1337]

Sie sind ein ****ing Spammer, dass niemand gerne, aufh?ren, flammenden dar?ber und lassen

[acutekat]

you shall burn in hell

[abyssion1337]

Ich werde Sie Folter in der H?lle, und Sie werden begeistert sein

[acutekat]

please speak in english please
or translate it

[abyssion1337]

I accuse you of failing to accuse

[SS_nyuu911_SS]

i accuse you of not killing him yet

[acutekat]

i OBJECT

[SS_nyuu911_SS]

sorry sir. you like fat boys.

[acutekat]

you will vote for the wrong candidate

[abyssion1337]

you&#39;re hated wherever you go(probably true in this case)

[acutekat]

not true i have oddly enough a very strong following in zimbabwe

you hate zimbabwe dont you