[S.ifr]

you t-bag little boys for a living.

[DicyDax]

You're a little boy.

[S.ifr]

You rape rapist.

[DicyDax]

You rape rapist.
You rape rapist rapists.

[S.ifr]

You rape pancakes

[acutekat]

you rape your computer

[S.ifr]

Your computer rapes you.

[abyssion1337]

you are a computer.

[S.ifr]

You're the person I rape

[Filleraol]

you're a necrophile

[S.ifr]

You have no soul

[abyssion1337]

you have 2 souls.

[S.ifr]

You want one of my souls.

[abyssion1337]

you charge too much for souls

[S.ifr]

You're a hagger
.. is that what they're called ?

[abyssion1337]

I don't think it is, and you're none too bright.

[S.ifr]

You're as smart as I am >=D

[Jazean]

i'd say thats not saying much but s.ifr is smart enough to deal with me and my ego.

[S.ifr]

You scare babies.

[Jazean]

off course i do, i makes the faces...

you fail at gravity.

[S.ifr]

you suck at sucking

[Jazean]

you are five oranges short of an apple pie.

[S.ifr]

You have three of them

[Jazean]

i know, i'm planning on making orange jell-o

you stole my jell-o mold.

[acutekat]

your really hitler

[abyssion1337]

you're mussilini.

[acutekat]

i cant spell
and your real name is tojo

[abyssion1337]

You're a dinosaur

[S.ifr]

You're what killed them off.

[abyssion1337]

you're a giant cat

[S.ifr]

This is what you look like.

http://i27.tinypic.com/9734sl.png

[Jazean]

or was that you before the operation...

you shouldn't be showing personal photos like that

[Issitheus]

you fap to yaoi

[abyssion1337]

you make yaoi

[Issitheus]

You're IN yaoi!

[abyssion1337]

will I can't say I didn't see that one coming, you're also in yaoi, the same yaoi in fact. It sometimes makes talking to you very very akward.

[Issitheus]

you mentally scar people. certain people. certain people who happen to love chiyo. but im not naming any names here.

[abyssion1337]

you have deep mental scars, from another unamed person. A person who just happens to be 1337.

[S.ifr]

You're both watched by a person, a person who has a minor Fuko obsession... who will be left unamed.

[Jazean]

you all cause a person who occasionally meows to question why he uses the interweb.

[Issitheus]

You're just a bot that is slowly becoming sentient.

[abyssion1337]

you also don't know why you use the interweb.

[Jazean]

that would be awesome, but sadly.

you sires are the bots's.

[S.ifr]

you smell like a bot

[abyssion1337]

you smell like a sound

[Jazean]

you sound like a fart

[abyssion1337]

your on spike

[Jazean]

i was seeing if any ribs where still broken.

your being poked by light, he's asking your name.

[S.ifr]

You're teh one known as "Kira"

[abyssion1337]

you're the one known as L

[Jazean]

well that explains alot, and i get to win...

you are not the one known as Near

[abyssion1337]

you're a giant screwdriver

[Jazean]

and you sir are a tangelo.

[abyssion1337]

you are an exit

[S.ifr]

you are an entrance ...

[Jazean]

and you get to be a cantaloupe.

[S.ifr]

you eat cantaloupes

[Issitheus]

the only DVD in your collection is Plan 9 from Outer Space

[abyssion1337]

you have no DVDs

[daikaisho vanguard]

You don't have a cog.

[abyssion1337]

you are a cog

[daikaisho vanguard]

Maybe, you're unable to even float

[Filleraol]

you're afraid of santa clause

[abyssion1337]

you are santa clause

[daikaisho vanguard]

You dream of burning down an oak forest.

[Filleraol]

you've actually done it...twice

[abyssion1337]

you lived in the oak forest

[S.ifr]

you are an oak forest

[narutorox]

you kick puppies

[Filleraol]

you've been in a coma for the past 2,5 months...?

[S.ifr]

You put Rising Sun in a coma for 2-5 months

[Adjacent Badger]

Yuo are a lower life form

[S.ifr]

You eat cereal without milk.

[Filleraol]

you eat milk and drink bread to breakfast

[Adjacent Badger]

You eat cereal without milk.


That is a goddamn LIE!!!
You are are LIAR!

And Filleraol is a liar too.

[abyssion1337]

your a Nazi.

[acutekat]

you're a facist

[Filleraol]

you're a racist

[abyssion1337]

you're a racist fascist nazi

[Jazean]

you get to be an africian american orthodox jew, now go sit in the back of the oven.

[Filleraol]

you think "Married with Children" is a funny show.

[Jazean]

that was a low blow...

you take cheap shots!

[abyssion1337]

you believed it when they told you it was just a shower.(this could also be put in the killing thread)

[azusaka110]

You lurk /b/ with frequency.

[S.ifr]

you're /b/

[azusaka110]

you're /b/

heh... nice

[Filleraol]

you've also been in a coma for 2 months

[S.ifr]

Your hobby is putting people in comas for 2 months

[Shooterman]

You rape dead babies while browsing through your 5gb collection of gore pics from /b/.

[S.ifr]

You're 98% of those pictures

[Adjacent Badger]

You're the one who killed Ghandi

[S.ifr]

You're what Willas was talking 'bout.

[abyssion1337]

you shot the sheriff

[acutekat]

you ate a baby

[Adjacent Badger]

You have urinated on Bob Marleys grave.

[acutekat]

you lapped up the urine afterwards

[S.ifr]

You drink urine

[acutekat]

murder she wrote (bout you)

[Adjacent Badger]

murder she wrote (bout you)


You can't place comments in the right threads.

[Filleraol]

you're an imposter

[Issitheus]

You really are who you say you are.

[Adjacent Badger]

You are a strong supporter of the Burmese junta.

[acutekat]

you get aroused by smiley faces :o

[Adjacent Badger]

The one thing thats gives you the greatest pleasure, is arousing other males. (males rather than men, not limiting it to humans)

[Issitheus]

Same with you, only instead of males it's mail. Other people's mail.

[Filleraol]

you just created a site called hotmale.com

[Adjacent Badger]

You live in a post office.

[abyssion1337]

you hate unicorns, you bastard.

[Adjacent Badger]

The only thing you ever drink is cola, cos that's the only liquid you can spell correctly.

[abyssion1337]

you were that guy that got covered in napalm

[Filleraol]

you're the guy who dropped the bomb in hiroshima

[Adjacent Badger]

You were the one who turned down the English diplomat that tried to warn the US of the Japanese plans of attacking Pearl Harbor.

[azusaka110]

You were the one who turned down the English diplomat that tried to warn the US of the Japanese plans of attacking Pearl Harbor.

You kamikaze'd

[Filleraol]

you're the guy who dropped the bomb in nagasaki

[Adjacent Badger]

You are advocating that the Nazi pogrom never took place.

[azusaka110]

you're the guy who dropped the bomb in nagasaki

You thought August 9, 1945 would be the best day of your life.

[Shooterman]

You thought that "The Rape of Nanking" was a porno movie.

[Issitheus]

you fap to the thought of it anyways.

[abyssion1337]

you thought that the moon was made of cheese

[azusaka110]

you fap to the thought of it anyways.

WIN

[S.ifr]

You ( insert something clever and witty here )

[azusaka110]

You ( insert something clever and witty here )

Your mom ( insert something more clever and wittier here)

[S.ifr]

You ( insert something clever and witty here )

Your mom ( insert something more clever and wittier here)

Your parents ( insert something brilliant and more epic here )

[azusaka110]

You ( insert something clever and witty here )

Your mom ( insert something more clever and wittier here)

Your parents ( insert something brilliant and more epic here )

Your creepy grandmother ( insert something MOAR epic and far moar witty than that which has been said before here)

[S.ifr]

You ( insert something clever and witty here )

Your mom ( insert something more clever and wittier here)

Your parents ( insert something brilliant and more epic here )

Your creepy grandmother ( insert something MOAR epic and far moar witty than that which has been said before here)

Your strange uncle ( insert something moar brilliant and even greater epic lulz which beats what had just been said before here )

[abyssion1337]

You ( insert something clever and witty here )

Your mom ( insert something more clever and wittier here)

Your parents ( insert something brilliant and more epic here )

Your creepy grandmother ( insert something MOAR epic and far moar witty than that which has been said before here)

Your strange uncle ( insert something moar brilliant and even greater epic lulz which beats what had just been said before here )
You're whole family (insert 3 felonies here)

[S.ifr]

You ( insert something clever and witty here )

Your mom ( insert something more clever and wittier here)

Your parents ( insert something brilliant and more epic here )

Your creepy grandmother ( insert something MOAR epic and far moar witty than that which has been said before here)

Your strange uncle ( insert something moar brilliant and even greater epic lulz which beats what had just been said before here )
You're whole family (insert 3 felonies here)

( insert 8 felonies here ) is what you do.

[azusaka110]

You ( insert something clever and witty here )

Your mom ( insert something more clever and wittier here)

Your parents ( insert something brilliant and more epic here )


Your creepy grandmother ( insert something MOAR epic and far moar witty than that which has been said before here)

Your strange uncle ( insert something moar brilliant and even greater epic lulz which beats what had just been said before here )
You're whole family (insert 3 felonies here)

( insert 8 felonies here ) through you and your family's chest

Your family, pet and young new intern(S) (Felonies = ???)

[S.ifr]

You ( insert something clever and witty here )

Your mom ( insert something more clever and wittier here)

Your parents ( insert something brilliant and more epic here )


Your creepy grandmother ( insert something MOAR epic and far moar witty than that which has been said before here)

Your strange uncle ( insert something moar brilliant and even greater epic lulz which beats what had just been said before here )
You're whole family (insert 3 felonies here)

( insert 8 felonies here ) through you and your family's chest

Your family, pet and young new intern(S) (Felonies = ???)

You love saying things like that.

[azusaka110]

You ( insert something clever and witty here )

Your mom ( insert something more clever and wittier here)

Your parents ( insert something brilliant and more epic here )


Your creepy grandmother ( insert something MOAR epic and far moar witty than that which has been said before here)

Your strange uncle ( insert something moar brilliant and even greater epic lulz which beats what had just been said before here )
You're whole family (insert 3 felonies here)

( insert 8 felonies here ) through you and your family's chest

Your family, pet and young new intern(S) (Felonies = ???)

You love saying things like that.

Yep. And I think I'm done now (-_-)

[S.ifr]

You ( insert something clever and witty here )

Your mom ( insert something more clever and wittier here)

Your parents ( insert something brilliant and more epic here )


Your creepy grandmother ( insert something MOAR epic and far moar witty than that which has been said before here)

Your strange uncle ( insert something moar brilliant and even greater epic lulz which beats what had just been said before here )
You're whole family (insert 3 felonies here)

( insert 8 felonies here ) through you and your family's chest

Your family, pet and young new intern(S) (Felonies = ???)

You love saying things like that.

Yep. And I think I'm done now (-_-)

You're actually getting started.

[abyssion1337]

you want a cat to come and kill you cause you can't bear the pain of living anymore

[azusaka110]

You ( insert something clever and witty here )

Your mom ( insert something more clever and wittier here)

Your parents ( insert something brilliant and more epic here )


Your creepy grandmother ( insert something MOAR epic and far moar witty than that which has been said before here)

Your strange uncle ( insert something moar brilliant and even greater epic lulz which beats what had just been said before here )
You're whole family (insert 3 felonies here)

( insert 8 felonies here ) through you and your family's chest

Your family, pet and young new intern(S) (Felonies = ???)

You love saying things like that.

Yep. And I think I'm done now (-_-)

You're actually getting started.

Ah. Do I continue? (Y/N)
http://www.randomkitty.net/blog/wp-content/uploads/2007/08/wizard-turned-you-mudkip.png

[S.ifr]

Ah. Do I continue? (Y/N)
http://www.randomkitty.net/blog/wp-content/uploads/2007/08/wizard-turned-you-mudkip.png

YES. YES.

and hotlinking.. lulz

[abyssion1337]

you eat raw mudkips

[azusaka110]

you eat raw mudkips

Mudkips eat raw YOU

[S.ifr]

only in Soviet Russia, where you came from... commie.s

[abyssion1337]

I'm communist and you secretly want to be one of us

[S.ifr]

You're not actually a communist.

[azusaka110]

only in Soviet Russia, where you came from... commie.s

Al Asad pwn'd Al Fulani, so... PWNT ON YOU.
http://www.callofduty4.nl/screens/coup.JPG

[S.ifr]

Whatevers in his hand through your face.

[azusaka110]

Whatevers in his hand through your face.

Deagle on the mind... Quite literally.

[S.ifr]

something else on your mind.

[azusaka110]

something else on your mind.

Your mind on something else. Like the floor.

[S.ifr]

( insert accusation here )

[azusaka110]

( insert accusation here )

Here we go again...
(lul wut?)

[S.ifr]

( insert accusation here )

Here we go again...
(lul wut?)

you don't like accusing people.

[azusaka110]

( insert accusation here )

Here we go again...
(lul wut?)

you don't like accusing people.


Wow... low blow there...

[S.ifr]

-__-

[azusaka110]

-__-

You watch 4kids anime.

[S.ifr]

-__-

You watch 4kids anime.

you're in charge of teh dubbing and teh change of dialouge

[azusaka110]

-__-

You watch 4kids anime.

you're in charge of teh dubbing and teh change of dialouge

-_-
You own the company, meaning you hired me.

[S.ifr]

-__-

You watch 4kids anime.

you're in charge of teh dubbing and teh change of dialouge

-_-
You own the company, meaning you hired me.

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.
DX
I have lost.

[azusaka110]

-__-

You watch 4kids anime.

you're in charge of teh dubbing and teh change of dialouge

-_-
You own the company, meaning you hired me.

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.
DX
I have lost.



http://operachic.typepad.com/photos/uncategorized/cristicchi_pwnd.jpg

[S.ifr]

The person in the picture is you.

[azusaka110]

The person in the picture is you.

My hair is like a bomb!

http://www.kupols.net/oldsite/****bear.jpg

This is you.

[S.ifr]

you're a little boy.

[azusaka110]

you're a little boy.

OH NOES!

[S.ifr]

Tha's right.

[azusaka110]

Tha's right.

If I'm a little by, then you're...
http://img.ffffound.com/static-data/assets/6/1b1318ebbb1ad7f7a160635118b37ba9eea69eae_m.gif

[S.ifr]

You're my son.

[azusaka110]

You're my son.

EFG jr?
WOW...
ok...
My mom (your wife) is this lovely lady

http://www.all4humor.com/images/files/Scary%20Hillary%20Clinton.jpg

[Jazean]

your creepier then that thar "lady"

[azusaka110]

your creepier then that thar "lady"

Whaa!?!?
That's my mom!
and EFG's wife!

[Jazean]

well that explains the creepiness, but not the ugly...

wait it also explains the ugly...

nevermind, nothing new to add

[Filleraol]

you're on drugs

[Jazean]

and your 4 short of 1337^355, so there.

[smeegs]

you're on pepsi

[Jazean]

YOU ARE WRONG!

its coke.

[smeegs]

you are wrong


it's diet coke

[Jazean]

YET AGIAN, YOU ARE THE MOST WRONG!

it's normal coke and my glass is empty again for like the fourth time in the past 15 minutes.

[smeegs]

nuhuh it was pepsi with heroine in it to make it taste like coke

[Jazean]

as good as that would be, that would incredibly expensive.

you're made of small gummy treats and shall be devoured by house cats.

[S.ifr]

you're on of the house cats

[Jazean]

i'm on one of the house cats? what am i? a possessed hamster?

you are made of cheese and shall be devoured by an army of rabid possessed samurai hamsters.

[S.ifr]

You eat hamsters

[azusaka110]

You eat hamsters

You eat babies.

[smeegs]

you are a hamster that eats babies

[flamingbambi]

you are a hamster-eating baby.

[S.ifr]

you vomit sunshine

[abyssion1337]

you're a zombie, we're coming to blow your head off soon

[Adjacent Badger]

You're running around on rollerskates, knocking people out with a baseball bat.

[abyssion1337]

you were running around on roller skates throwing bombs on people and wearing a bullet proof overcoat.

[S.ifr]

You're a hooker.

[abyssion1337]

you buy hookers expensive gifts even though they'll never really love you

[azusaka110]

you buy hookers expensive gifts even though they'll never really love you

He buys YOU the expensive gifts.
Killed two with one (unoriginal) stone

[S.ifr]

You're my favorite hooker.

[abyssion1337]

you're Korean.

[S.ifr]

You're everything but Korean

[abyssion1337]

you're a philopino houseboy

[S.ifr]

You think ... well you don't.

[abyssion1337]

you wish you had a brain

[S.ifr]

You wish you were 1337

[abyssion1337]

I am, and you were one of House's patients.

[azusaka110]

I am, and you were one of House's patients.

Back. What did I miss?
XD

[S.ifr]

A lot.

And you're uhh... ah DX

You're dead.

[abyssion1337]

you're undead

[azusaka110]

you're undead

Your both HALF dead.

[S.ifr]

You're not even real

[azusaka110]

You're not even real

Oh. Then...how am I......

[S.ifr]

You're actually toast.

[azusaka110]

You're actually toast.

well at least I exist again!
^_^

We'll your chocolate...the bitter baking kind...

[S.ifr]

ack D:
curses.

You're really a burnt piece of toast.

[acutekat]

you are a bagel burnt in the fires of hell

[S.ifr]

you enjoy eating over the top burnt beagles.

[acutekat]

as in the dog or the circular snack thing?
but anyways


you shot kennedy

[smeegs]

you were kenedy

[acutekat]

you are a dead persident

[smeegs]

you were a dead president but i killed you again

[acutekat]

you post too fast

[smeegs]

so do you

[S.ifr]

You both are noobs

[Filleraol]

4kids is your idol

[abyssion1337]

you created 4kids

[Filleraol]

you're one of the voice actors (or actresses?)

[abyssion1337]

you punch babies

[Adjacent Badger]

You are not capable of punching a baby.

[TheEndOfAllThingsGreen]

Your eye can shoot lasers... only at your other eye.

[abyssion1337]

you have 7 eyes and they're all blind

[TheEndOfAllThingsGreen]

oh yeah? Well all the hot girls want to have sex with you, but they can't because you're gay.

[abyssion1337]

we threw you a big party that all your friends were invited to. I invited your best friend the companion cube. Of course, he couldn't come because you murdered him. All your other friends couldn't come either because you don't have any other friends because of how unlikable you are. It says so here in your personnel file: Unlikable. Liked by no one. A bitter, unlikable loner whose passing shall not be mourned. SHALL. NOT. BE. MOURNED. That's exactly what it says. Very formal. Very official. It also says you're adopted, so that's funny too.

[Filleraol]

you just made me lmao.
oh, that wasn't a false accusation..

um...you help old ladys over the street, but only half way, then you leave them in the middle of the street.

[azusaka110]

you just made me lmao.
oh, that wasn't a false accusation..

um...you help old ladys over the street, but only half way, then you leave them in the middle of the street.

Your the old lady he leaves (^_^)

[Filleraol]

you're the one who run over me with your truck

[azusaka110]

you're the one who run over me with your truck

My truck is better than you Caddi!

[abyssion1337]

you lied, you also shot the deputy.

[azusaka110]

you lied, you also shot the deputy.

You shot Liberty Valence!

[abyssion1337]

you're the smoking man

[S.ifr]

you smoke men

[azusaka110]

you're the smoking man

Your men smoke.

[Jazean]

you sir are a wad of slag and thumb-tacs rolled in a tin foil hat smelling of chedder.

[S.ifr]

You're chedder.

[Jazean]

then you're butter

[abyssion1337]

you can't believe it's not butter

[S.ifr]

you can't believe it's not toast

[Jazean]

you have no toast

[S.ifr]

You ate my toast, silly rabbit.

[Jazean]

you have no trix.

[S.ifr]

You eat other peoples food.

[Filleraol]

you throw acid in peoples face

[Jazean]

you steal acid from junkies

[Filleraol]

you throw molotov ****tails at homeless people

[Jazean]

you took away their fire extinguishers

[S.ifr]

You take young peoples lives to keep your youth.

[Jazean]

you wish you could

[smeegs]

you eat pie while asleep

[Adjacent Badger]

You don't know the difference between Germany and Saudi Arabia

[S.ifr]

You confuse their flags.

[smeegs]

you struggle to find the meaning of life

[abyssion1337]

on pearl harbor day you went around waving a Japanese flag

[thedarkmessenger]

neither were YOU!

[S.ifr]

Your post make no sense

[azusaka110]

Your post make no sense

Your LIFE makes no sense.

[smeegs]

the concept of you makes no sense

[azusaka110]

the concept of you makes no sense

The concept of you makes perfect sense, it's just no one want to bother figuring it out ^^

[smeegs]

you 1 one post away from becoming the concept of ~desu

[azusaka110]

you 1 one post away from becoming the concept of ~desu

w00t for teh ~desu!

[Useful]

You didn't accuse him of anything >:B

Also... S.ifr, there's something severely wrong with you. You joined a month later than ME. You have 31 posts per DAY.

[azusaka110]

You didn't accuse him of anything >:B

Also... S.ifr, there's something severely wrong with you. You joined a month later than ME. You have 31 posts per DAY.

Yea... Actually, there is something wrong with ALL of you.

I joined in December, and you have WAY more posts than me!

[Useful]

Uh, "WAY more"? There are people with far higher "posts per day" stats than me. Your anger is misguided!

Edit: crap. It's gonna be one of those nights. I know for a fact that I won't go to sleep any time soon, despite the fact that I should.

Ed-Edit: especially since no one's on.

[S.ifr]

You didn't accuse him of anything >:B

Also... S.ifr, there's something severely wrong with you. You joined a month later than ME. You have 31 posts per DAY.

>=D

You're name is missleading.

[Filleraol]

you sir, are a hot dog..

.
..
...
....

[S.ifr]

You are my buns.

[Jazean]

you sir, wander the night yelling for someone to hit you with a whiffle bat in the face so you can go throw some kittens off the top of a moving train, all well singing Irish jigs.

[S.ifr]

you throw things at peoples chest

[Useful]

the People's Chest is sentient and doesn't like you.

[S.ifr]

You go to gay bars on thursdays

[Adjacent Badger]

You love Backstreet Boys

[Useful]

you made love to the Backstreet Boys

[Filleraol]

you make love to the Backstreet Boys

[S.ifr]

You want to make love to the backstreet boys

[Useful]

You ARE a Backstreet Boy. And you still want to make love to them.

[S.ifr]

You're in N'Sync or w/e and you want to make love to Justin

[Adjacent Badger]

You're out of sync with the world.

[smeegs]

you like the backstreet boys

[DicyDax]

You like people who like Backstreet Boys.

[Krikon10]

no

[DicyDax]

**** you.

[azusaka110]

no

http://i209.photobucket.com/albums/bb214/chrisrooR/LOL-WUT-IT.gif

[DicyDax]

http://i188.photobucket.com/albums/z86/DicyDax/AWESOME.jpg
@ Azusaka

[S.ifr]

You're all awesome.

[azusaka110]

You're all awesome.

We're ALL awesome.

[S.ifr]

http://th37.photobucket.com/albums/e53/nnnnnaaaaa/my%20album/th_youre_awesome.gif


haha, 2222 post ^^

[abyssion1337]

you lit my brother on fire.

[Filleraol]

you hit him with the fire extinguisher trying to put the fire out

[S.ifr]

You are the fire extinguisher

[abyssion1337]

you fight fire with gasoline

[smeegs]

you do post random thing on forums

[S.ifr]

You want some butsecks

[smeegs]

you just had some butsecks

[S.ifr]

You're jealous.

[smeegs]

you know i am

[azusaka110]

you know i am

Did you just burn YOURSELF?

Anywho...
All of you admire shinji ikari...
http://img88.imageshack.us/img88/7986/p27pl7.png

[abyssion1337]

You are shinji ikari

[Filleraol]

you're his father

[abyssion1337]

that's slightly better.

you're an elephant

[Filleraol]

you're my father

[azusaka110]

you're my father

This is all of your lives...
http://www.explosm.net/db/files/Comics/onthephone0001.jpg

[Filleraol]

lol ^^

you're that guard in elfen lied who got killed by Lucy..

[S.ifr]

You're Lucy.