[abyssion1337]

you're one of teh cats that got raped

[azusaka110]

you're one of teh cats that got raped

You watch yaoi

[S.ifr]

You draw teh yaoi

[Jazean]

you in the yaoi

[S.ifr]

you're my partner

[Jazean]

you're my patsy

[S.ifr]

bondage = your life

[Adjacent Badger]

Spamming fora = Your life

[azusaka110]

bondage = your life

Bondage = you're hobby

[smeegs]

you live in america

[DicyDax]

you live in america
Oh, that one was really nasty...

[Useful]

You know, I've accused a lot of people for not killing/accusing people, but I see that it always gets back on track anyway.

So I accuse you of being an uke.

[Adjacent Badger]

I accuse yo for not being differnt this time at all.

[Useful]

I accuse you of wielding corn against unwitting ukes.

[Adjacent Badger]

I accuse you of wielding a bokken against a cornwielder.

[Useful]

yeah, but he'd deserve it :P

I accuse you of enjoying Elfen Leid XD

[S.ifr]

You like teh goosh goosh

[Adjacent Badger]

Goosh goosh is the sound it makes when you walk.

[S.ifr]

freaking pwnt.
>xD


goosh goosh is the thing you watch when you fap.

[Adjacent Badger]

goosh goosh is the thing you watch when you fap.

What does fap mean

[S.ifr]

goosh goosh is the thing you watch when you fap.

What does fap mean

O: // D:

[Adjacent Badger]

http://www.tatfoundation.org/questionmark1b.jpg
The closest to a meaningful meaning of that word I can find, is William Sheakspeare using it about being drunk.

[abyssion1337]

you're drunk

[Useful]

you're high.


Badger, it means to beat off.

[Adjacent Badger]

I think I get the lead.
You are a threat against humanity.

[Ellen Feiss]

i accuse s.ifr for posting too much

[Adjacent Badger]

I accuse you for not really having written a paper ever in your life

[abyssion1337]

I accuse you of having an evil twin

[Adjacent Badger]

I accuse you for being in league with Doctor Doom

[abyssion1337]

I accuse you of being Dr. Doom

[azusaka110]

I accuse you all...of this...
http://mundofriki.bitacoras.com/imagenes/otaku1.jpg

[Adjacent Badger]

That's insane and so are you.

[azusaka110]

Aren't we all?
:P

[Issitheus]

I accuse you all...of this...
http://mundofriki.bitacoras.com/imagenes/otaku1.jpg


I accuse you of stalking me. HOW DID YOU KNOW?!

[azusaka110]

Blame google!
I accuse google of being a stalkers hub...

[Adjacent Badger]

I accuse you for being unable to understand body language.

[abyssion1337]

I accuse you of being one of the x-men

[Useful]

I accuse you of being one of the Brotherhood

[RainSage]

I accuse you all...of this...
http://mundofriki.bitacoras.com/imagenes/otaku1.jpg


I accuse you of stalking me. HOW DID YOU KNOW?!


I wish my room looked like that!!!

[RainSage]

I accuse you all...of this...
http://mundofriki.bitacoras.com/imagenes/otaku1.jpg


I accuse you of stalking me. HOW DID YOU KNOW?!


I wish my room looked like that!!!


Oh wait.. I'm supposed to accuse you of something...
I Accuse you of knowing three words in japanese!

[Useful]

I accuse you of wishing you were an otaku!

Which is the position of never possibly getting a date!

Which basically means you wish you were a eunuch!

P.S.: I actually know a good deal more Japanese than that.

[RainSage]

I accuse you of wishing you were an otaku!

Which is the position of never possibly getting a date!

Which basically means you wish you were a eunuch!

P.S.: I actually know a good deal more Japanese than that.


Lol I am an otaku
My room just doesn't look like that
Its full of nothing!


It is so chinese my eyes burn when
i look into it.

PS how much more?

[azusaka110]

As with Useful, I know quite a bit more japanese than 3 words (-_-)
I accuse you of not knowing enough!

[abyssion1337]

I accuse you of shooting the sheriff

[azusaka110]

I accuse you of the unforgivable crime!

[abyssion1337]

I accuse you of being an accoplice

[azusaka110]

Then I accuse you of NOT being one!

[abyssion1337]

you are a beer, someone will drink you soon

[azusaka110]

You are a target, someone will shoot you soon (not killing thread, I realize)

[abyssion1337]

there is a mass murder living under your bed

[azusaka110]

There's a voice living in you're head, telling you what to do.

[abyssion1337]

you suck

[azusaka110]

Was that an accusation?
I accuse you of being purple.

[S.ifr]

I accuse you of lying.

[smeegs]

you gave me this cold i am having that prevented me from going out and having fun

[Adjacent Badger]

I accuse you of being Harry Potter's owl.

[S.ifr]

You, are Harry Potter.

[Ken-Chan]

i accues u of being Garry Trotter the pervert

[smeegs]

i accuse you of being a homosexual homophobic transsexual

[Adjacent Badger]

I accuse you of being a newt

[Ken-Chan]

i accuse u of being a hemaphiliac baby

[smeegs]

i accuse you of being a noob and not knowing the rules of this forumz

[acutekat]

Thats not an arguement its a contradiction

[abyssion1337]

you sleep upsidedown

[acutekat]

you ate dracula

[abyssion1337]

you are a giant wifi fish that flies through the air.

[azusaka110]

You drink pig blood...

[abyssion1337]

you are a pig that bled to death.

[RainSage]

you are a pig that bled to death.


...
I accuse you of liking /b/!

[abyssion1337]

you aren't really using a computer.

[RainSage]

you aren't really using a computer.


You can't access the internet with your mind.

[abyssion1337]

neither can you

[RainSage]

neither can you


Fine! I accuse you of accusing me!!!

[abyssion1337]

I accuse you of not accusing me.

[RainSage]

I accuse you of not accusing me.


I accuse you of accusing me of not accusing you.

[abyssion1337]

I accuse you of accusing me of accusing you of not accusing me

[RainSage]

I accuse you of accusing me of accusing you of not accusing me


Oh yeah I accuse you of accusing me of accusing you of accusing me of not accusing you.

Oh and I also accuse you of having the hots for my girlfriend.

[S.ifr]

Your girlfriend is an inflateable doll

[smeegs]

you are an inflatable doll

[Useful]

You are RainSage's girlfriend ;D

[abyssion1337]

You're S.ifr's girlfriend

[Filleraol]

you are your own girlfriend

[abyssion1337]

you're your own boyfriend.

[S.ifr]

you have no one to call your own

[abyssion1337]

you were taken out by a tiger bomb

[S.ifr]

You are the tiger bomb

[abyssion1337]

you use too much tiger balm

[S.ifr]

you don't use enough of it.

[abyssion1337]

your minions are weak and will be crushed by mine

[S.ifr]

You're insane.

[abyssion1337]

blue shoe evil walrus king pants string.

[S.ifr]

WRONG!

You have the wrong color of string.

[abyssion1337]

you have:
http://i242.photobucket.com/albums/ff115/abyssion1337/diabeetus_cat.jpg

[S.ifr]

lulz.

You own a fat cat.

[abyssion1337]

you want to eat my fat cat.

[S.ifr]

You and I are gonna eat your fat cat

[abyssion1337]

for dinner tomarrow

[S.ifr]

You love eating cats

[abyssion1337]

you love eating cats with me.

[S.ifr]

You like them over cooked

[abyssion1337]

you like them under cooked. this is going downhill isn't it?

[S.ifr]

very much indeed.
It's Fiess' fault isn't it.

[abyssion1337]

yeah it is.

[acutekat]

you like enforcing other people opinions dont cha

[abyssion1337]

you hate me cause I'm awesome.

[acutekat]

your over confidence is your undoing

[abyssion1337]

your lies are why I will always beat you.

[acutekat]

your truth telling is your greatest weakness

[acutekat]

your tired and are gonna go to bed

[S.ifr]

Your ruined our awesome flow

[smeegs]

you ruined everything

[abyssion1337]

you ruined the roman empire.

[acutekat]

you ruined the city of constanople

[abyssion1337]

you aren't as funny as you think youare.

[acutekat]

you are as unfunny as the rest of us think you are

[abyssion1337]

you think I'm hillarious

[S.ifr]

You are hilarious

[abyssion1337]

you are too, and you have too many posts

[S.ifr]

You're going to pass me one day

[abyssion1337]

unfortunatly that seems likely.

[S.ifr]

You will achieve this by killing me

[The Ever Strange Look]

Your Logic is undeniable

[abyssion1337]

you don't obey the almighty Etna, you will be crushed for this.

[The Ever Strange Look]

You're a towel

[azusaka110]

you're a rug

[The Ever Strange Look]

You're a burberry cap

[abyssion1337]

you don't take a towel everywhere; your unprepared.

[The Ever Strange Look]

You're too prepared

[abyssion1337]

you're the batman

[S.ifr]

you're the boy wonder

[smeegs]

u are a gay

[acutekat]

you put tires on peoples porches

[Filleraol]

you cut tires on peoples porsches

[acutekat]

with tooth brushes ;D (self accusation)

[abyssion1337]

you steal liscence plates.

[Adjacent Badger]

You're breaking the stars off people's mercedes's

[abyssion1337]

you club baby seals

[Adjacent Badger]

you stamp on kittens.

[The Ever Strange Look]

You get stamped by the kittens

[abyssion1337]

you stamp people with kittens.

[Useful]

You never post the right number in the counting thread.

[abyssion1337]

that bugs the hell out of you

[Useful]

Not really. It bugs other people though.

You bug other people for the hell of it.

[abyssion1337]

you know why

[Useful]

Well, yeah. But you don't know.

[abyssion1337]

you lied about being a FLCL fan

[Useful]

No, I didn't >:( !!

You are Haruko! OMG!!!

[abyssion1337]

you hate mudkipz

[Useful]

Thank God for that.

You hit Takkun!

[abyssion1337]

you cought me. you were shot by the smoking man.

[Useful]

You got disinsanguinated by the cute little Eve.

[abyssion1337]

she goes psycho and kills you too, as well as the next 6 posters (shouldn't we be putting this in the killing thread?)

[Useful]

Oh. Oops. Got them mixed up. Hey, I was thinking X-Files... kinda got distracted.

You distracted me!

[abyssion1337]

you're easily distracted

[Useful]

Not exactly news...

You are an obsessive fanboy of everything that comes out of Key.

[abyssion1337]

you are a 4kids fanboy

[Useful]

NOOOO!!!! LIES!!! LIES AND TRICKERY!!! ANYTHING BUT THAT!!!

And I'm not exaggerating. At all.

You are EVIL!

[abyssion1337]

you're a prinny

[Useful]

You're Etna.

[abyssion1337]

damn I thought no one would ever find out. You hate applesauce

[Useful]

You're Mt. Etna.

[abyssion1337]

you have a god complex

[Useful]

You have a Napoleon complex. Which would make sense, considering that you're Etna... actually, that makes a little TOO much sense.

You made me make sense! Kind of...

[Adjacent Badger]

You make no sense, not even in a complex way.

[Useful]

Naw, you just don't get half the crap I say.

Though honestly, neither do I.

[Jazean]

you understand the complexities of pie and why you'll never get any.

[abyssion1337]

you waved a Japanese flag around on pearl harbor day(I guess this could also be put in the killing thread)

[Adjacent Badger]

Every year you celebrate the Burundian and Rwandian genocide.

[abyssion1337]

you were involved in the gonocide

[smeegs]

it was your idea

[acutekat]

you funded it

[Adjacent Badger]

You made massive profits from it.

[acutekat]

you're a pig headed commi

[abyssion1337]

you're a conseravative SOB

[acutekat]

you're a liberal weiner

[abyssion1337]

you're going to end the world in the uncool way

[acutekat]

you lead the world to that point

[Adjacent Badger]

You will never reach the end of the world, you'll get lost on your way.

[abyssion1337]

you fell off the end of the world.

[Adjacent Badger]

you can't tell the accusation thread from the killing thread

[abyssion1337]

you thought this was the picture game thread.

[Jazean]

you can't ride your bike with no handlebars

[abyssion1337]

you were handle bar'd

[acutekat]

you be stealin my megahertz!!!!~1

[abyssion1337]

your on the jamacan bobsled team

[Jazean]

you lead the Swedish military

[azusaka110]

you killed batman

[Adjacent Badger]

you blame your sister, when you wet the bed at night.

[abyssion1337]

your sister wets you at night

[smeegs]

you think about your sister while wetting yourself

[Useful]

You compare Megatokyo to Love Hina.

[Adjacent Badger]

You consider Teletubbies the best japanese series ever.

[abyssion1337]

you have sex with dead babies.

[Adjacent Badger]

You have nothing but sex on your mind.

[Useful]

You DON'T have sex on your mind. Ever.

[abyssion1337]

you have sex with your sister

[Useful]

You keep your sister in the basement for exactly that purpose.

[abyssion1337]

you have 8 children with your sister

[Adjacent Badger]

You spend your spare time watching Austrian TV.

[smeegs]

you spend your time starring in Austrian TV shows

[Adjacent Badger]

You're spying on me.
Bastard! Son of a bitsch! MISTKERL!!!!!

[abyssion1337]

you are under my control, steal a cookie.

[smeegs]

you stole a cookie and gave it to me

[abyssion1337]

you hate mudkipz

[acutekat]

you ate pickachu

[abyssion1337]

you frammed rodger rabbit

[acutekat]

you're really a toon in incognito

[Useful]

You're not "just drawn that way"

[abyssion1337]

you took the red pill

[Useful]

You didn't take either.

[smeegs]

you took both pills and sold them forward

[abyssion1337]

you ate both the pills, we're still waiting for the lab results on what that will do to you.

[acutekat]

you shot neo

[abyssion1337]

you're agent smith.

[Useful]

I think I've accused you of being a Smith clone before, so I accuse you of being another random Agent.

[abyssion1337]

you're the G man.

[Useful]

You're Dr. Klienman

[abyssion1337]

You're Dr. Vance. I could also post this in the killing thread.

[The Ever Strange Look]

You're his father :O

[acutekat]

you're a head crab

[abyssion1337]

you're a combine soldier

[smeegs]

you eat melons

[Issitheus]

You eat melons. And I don't mean the fruit. You cannibal.

[smeegs]

that just sounds wrong, you eat bananas (not the fruit)

[1337uvis]

Luke... I am... your NEIGHBOUR!

[abyssion1337]

you are not my neighbour

[smeegs]

you are not MY neighbor

[abyssion1337]

you are a robot

[smeegs]

are a somebody's neighbor

[abyssion1337]

LIAR

[SS_nyuu911_SS]

ur frikin sexy
? ???

[abyssion1337]

you're what willis was talking about.

[SS_nyuu911_SS]

ur face is what willis was talking about..
;D

[acutekat]

you suck at solitar

[SS_nyuu911_SS]

o thats just low...
;D
u suck at being a human

[acutekat]

u suck at tetris

[SS_nyuu911_SS]

u suck @ mario

[acutekat]

you suck at legend of zelda

[SS_nyuu911_SS]

i hate zelda
u suck at seeing

[acutekat]

HOW DARE YOU INSULT THE SECOND BEST NON-SPEAKING HEREO EVER

by the way you suck at life

[SS_nyuu911_SS]

haha
u suck at smiling

[acutekat]

you suck at frowning

[SS_nyuu911_SS]

u suck at sex

[acutekat]

you suck at pleasuring a woman

[SS_nyuu911_SS]

u suck at at this thread

[acutekat]

u suck at this forum

[SS_nyuu911_SS]

u beat an old lady to death just for her cheap aqua necklace

[acutekat]

you beat a mofia bosses mom

[SS_nyuu911_SS]

becuz she was hot.
u were thirsty and drank ur own pee

[acutekat]

you drank your own hate ridden bile

[SS_nyuu911_SS]

hahah.
i almost dont know what to say to that ;D
my kitten mauled u in ur sleep

[acutekat]

you used a kill in a accusation thread

[SS_nyuu911_SS]

ur gunna get HUGE and have a heart attack

[acutekat]

your gonna be a siamese twin when you grow up

[SS_nyuu911_SS]

ur gunna be awesome when ur old..
BURNNNNNNNN

[acutekat]

you are going to be rich and successful in the future


and some of tom petty's stuff isn't half bad

[SS_nyuu911_SS]

aight..
ur gunna have 10000 kids

[acutekat]

AND I SHALL HAVE MY OWN ARMY OF MINI (half) ME MUHAHAHAHAHA

you will die cold alone and unwanted a long way from home

[abyssion1337]

ALL YOUR BASE ARE BELONG TO US.

[acutekat]

MAKE YOUR TIME

SOMEONE SET US UP THE BOMB (with you in the building)

[SS_nyuu911_SS]

u made leatherback turtles endangered

[abyssion1337]

YOU KNOW WHAT YOU DOING

[SS_nyuu911_SS]

u stuck a 1 month old baby in a lawn mower

[abyssion1337]

you are a german spy

[SS_nyuu911_SS]

u know how to walk

[abyssion1337]

you don't

[SS_nyuu911_SS]

what u say is what u are.
lmao good old toddler comebacks!

[abyssion1337]

you are a toddler

[Jazean]

and you sir are an octogenarian

[smeegs]

you are canadian

[abyssion1337]

you're one of the watchmen

[SS_nyuu911_SS]

ur a watchwoman

[abyssion1337]

you work in a coal mine

[smeegs]

you used to work in a coal mine but got fired for blowing it up

[abyssion1337]

you died in a cave in (yes I know this is the accusation thread)

[smeegs]

you have strong opinions on subjects you don't understand

[abyssion1337]

you have no opinions on subjects you fully understand

[smeegs]

you know too much

[abyssion1337]

you don't know anything

[acutekat]

you know nothing about rabbits

[Adjacent Badger]

you never take bath

[acutekat]

you give random people blood

[Useful]

You drink random people's blood.

[abyssion1337]

you're a zombie

[Useful]

You're Shaun.

[abyssion1337]

w00t! you think dogs can't look up.

[Useful]

I'm damn sure that dogs can't see beyond their next meal... (cat lover here).

You eat kittens for breakfast (breakfast of champions! And child molesters!)

[abyssion1337]

you molest children.

[Useful]

You eat children.

[abyssion1337]

you have sex with dead babies before eating them.

[Useful]

You have sex with living babies until they're dead, then flambee them and then shove them up your ass in small pieces.

So there >:(

*pukes*

[smeegs]

you have sex with dead babies untill they come back to life

[abyssion1337]

you're actually a bear

[SS_nyuu911_SS]

ur a mouse

[abyssion1337]

you're the abdominal snow man

[1337uvis]

You have sex with living babies until they're dead, then flambee them and then shove them up your ass in small pieces.

So there >:(

*pukes*


YOU should be hospitalized just for thinking that... and you smell bad

[abyssion1337]

you're a dog that goes around and humps strangers' legs

[SS_nyuu911_SS]

ur a @%^#*& !@$%$

[abyssion1337]

you think this is madness

[acutekat]

madness THIS IS SPARTA !!!!!!!!! (acussing sparta)