[S.ifr]

You gave me crabs.

[abyssion1337]

you paid me for them

[S.ifr]

You actually stole my money

[MooMachine90]

You stole my wallet.

[S.ifr]

You gave it to me without your knowledge

[abyssion1337]

you used a jedi mind trick

[S.ifr]

You're jealous of my abilities

[abyssion1337]

you're a vampire

[S.ifr]

you're a zombie

[abyssion1337]

you're a warewolf

[S.ifr]

you skin babies

[abyssion1337]

you rape babies I skin

[S.ifr]

you rape the skin you take

[abyssion1337]

you eat the skin afterwards

[S.ifr]

you eat the babies I rape

[abyssion1337]

you're robin hood

[S.ifr]

You love wearing tights

[abyssion1337]

you're a lumberjack and you're ok

[S.ifr]

You work all day and sleep all night

[abyssion1337]

you cut down trees

[S.ifr]

you're a tree hugger

[abyssion1337]

you're a tree
http://i242.photobucket.com/albums/ff115/abyssion1337/gaytree.jpg

[S.ifr]

You're the one on the left

[MooMachine90]

S.ifr wishes he was the one on the right.

[S.ifr]

It's a shame its you.

[MooMachine90]

It's a shame you can only watch.

[S.ifr]

Well.. you're stuck like that...


You're enjoying every second.

[MooMachine90]

Only thing you like more than watching me be the one on the right, is watching me throat punch napping puppies.

[S.ifr]

You rape them after

[emrfish6]

you are a real life trap

[S.ifr]

You love traps

[MooMachine90]

You like to sniff my old gym boxers.

[abyssion1337]

http://i242.photobucket.com/albums/ff115/abyssion1337/hahahahaha.jpg

[MooMachine90]

You divided by 1 and couldn't find the answer.

[S.ifr]

You are the one.

[smeegs]

you got divided by zero

[MooMachine90]

You have the personality of Keanu Reeves.

[emrfish6]

you are NOT the one

[abyssion1337]

you think he's the one

[S.ifr]

You think you're the one

[abyssion1337]

you're the oracle

[S.ifr]

you're NOT the one.

[abyssion1337]

yes I am

[S.ifr]

You're a man eater.

[abyssion1337]

you're the kraken

[MooMachine90]

You're the squidfacecaptainpeglegguy.

[abyssion1337]

you got corn'd

[MooMachine90]

You treated my anal bleeding -- after corning me. :'(

[abyssion1337]

you are corn

[MooMachine90]

You're the girl who cried a river and drowned the whole world.

[abyssion1337]

I brought them all back with my other abilities and you have triplets

[MooMachine90]

You're a siamese twin attached at the stomach, your brother's gay, and you share the same asshole.

[abyssion1337]

you're my gay brother

[MooMachine90]

You're waiting patiently for what's to come tonight. ;D

[Filleraol]

you know nothing

[MooMachine90]

Your head's too big.

[abyssion1337]

yours it too small

[MooMachine90]

At least I don't look like this:
http://img145.imageshack.us/img145/4805/brainiac1180vy6.jpg

[abyssion1337]

but your mom does

[MooMachine90]

Your mom looks like this:
http://img59.imageshack.us/img59/4834/obesewomancc0.jpg

[Filleraol]

/b/ is your second home

[abyssion1337]

you are correct

[MooMachine90]

No he isn't.

[S.ifr]

You're all right.

[MooMachine90]

I know. 8)
You aren't though.

[S.ifr]

Then you must be right about me always being wrong.

[MooMachine90]

You're... Brain... Ugh... Spleeehh......

[S.ifr]

You're wrong for once.

[MooMachine90]

I'm never wrong. Abyssion is though.

[S.ifr]

You're a liar

[MooMachine90]

Abyssion.

[S.ifr]

You blame others.

[DaMetzger]

look who's talking

[azusaka110]

Abyssion surpassed S.ifr in posts...God help us.

[S.ifr]

That's because I was away for about a month, if I had stayed
..I probably would have had over 9000 :p

and you don't like making accusations.

[abyssion1337]

you're chinese

[S.ifr]

you're korean

[abyssion1337]

you're vietnamese

[S.ifr]

you wish you were vietnamese

[abyssion1337]

you have AIDS

[S.ifr]

You gave me AIDS

[abyssion1337]

you paid for them

[S.ifr]

you actually stole my money

[MooMachine90]

You gave me AIDS

http://img229.imageshack.us/img229/8807/aidsho8pe2.jpg
You stole my goat.

[abyssion1337]

you slept with my pet goat

[MooMachine90]

Your goat? Thought that was your sister...

[Issitheus]

Your sister IS your goat

[S.ifr]

You're her brother.

[MooMachine90]

But she makes a sexy goat! AMIRITE?! ;D
She got the beard from your mom.

[S.ifr]

who bought it from you.

[Jefvel]

you're a skinhead whose idol is hitler

[S.ifr]

You're hitler

[abyssion1337]

you're a mermaid

[S.ifr]

you make love to mermaids

[abyssion1337]

you make love to reverse mermaids

[S.ifr]

you're a reverse mermaid

[abyssion1337]

at least I'm far more practical than you

[MooMachine90]

You aren't as practical as my mole-pig.

[abyssion1337]

you're manbearpig

[MooMachine90]

And yours is the drill that won't pierce the heavens. PH41L.

[abyssion1337]

at least I have a drill, all you have is that spoon:
http://www.vgcats.com/comics/images/071029.jpg

[S.ifr]

uhh furry ?

[DaMetzger]

you attend furry cons

[S.ifr]

you love furries more than I do.

[MooMachine90]

Indeed!
You don't count.

[S.ifr]

You still want to make love to me.

[MooMachine90]

Maybe if you grow a set of meatbags on your chest and a fishwrinkle.

[The Ever Strange Look]

You have mudkips

[MooMachine90]

And you are only trying to be cool! >:D

[abyssion1337]

you are kirby

[Useful]

You are Domo-kun. o_O

[abyssion1337]

you're a man-eating plant

[Useful]

You're a man eating woman.

Edit: "she's a maaan eater!"

[Ionzorg]

You like to eat man-plants.

[abyssion1337]

you like to move it move it

[Useful]

And you don't.

[abyssion1337]

you hate pancakes

[Useful]

You ate my pancakes. I hate them out of spite.

[abyssion1337]

you sold your soul for those pancakes

[Useful]

So? They were damn good pancakes.

You... wait, I just realized something. All those accusations we made at you that involved penises... you probably didn't care much, did you? :o

Weird... you didn't tell us, not cool! >:(

[abyssion1337]

you've had success in building a time machine

[smeegs]

you broke his time machine

[abyssion1337]

you made me do it

[Useful]

My time machine!

You broke because you were hiding something.

In the future.

[abyssion1337]

you're bread

[Useful]

You're butter.

[abyssion1337]

you're pi

[Useful]

You're pie, and therefore a lie.

[DaMetzger]

you make horrible rhymes

[The Ever Strange Look]

You have no sooooooooooul.

[S.ifr]

They have no souls because you eat them.

[abyssion1337]

you're really Obama

[S.ifr]

You're really my wife who's proud of her country for the first time.

[abyssion1337]

you're an elitist

[S.ifr]

you're what they call a 1337 h4x0r

[abyssion1337]

you like anime

[DaMetzger]

you like hentai

[abyssion1337]

you like vgcats

[S.ifr]

you fap to vgcats

[abyssion1337]

you still use carrier pigeon

[DaMetzger]

the only thing your carrier pigeons carry is AIDS

[MooMachine90]

And the only thing yours carry are crabs.

[Useful]

You *like* people with crabs. ;D

[abyssion1337]

you paid a hooker for herpes

[Useful]

You hooked a herpes for pay .-.

[abyssion1337]

you're a tiger

[Useful]

Awesome!

You're a naked mole rat. (you're welcome)

[abyssion1337]

sweet, you can't mess with the naked mole rat.

you like to blow things up

[Useful]

Of course!

You don't (weirdy!) :o

[abyssion1337]

you like to do bad things to animals

[Useful]

Lies! D:

I eat fish raw.

[abyssion1337]

you have diabeetus

[Useful]

Beetus beetus beetus.

You think the Beatles had a silly name and don't deserve their fame. (I better not keep rhyming...)

[abyssion1337]

you hated buddy holly, bastard

[Useful]

You ate-ed buddy holly, bastard

[abyssion1337]

you ate gandhi, you bastard

[DaMetzger]

you ate bambi

[abyssion1337]

you are bambi

[DaMetzger]

you are dumbo

[abyssion1337]

you're those crows; blatant disney racism FTW

[S.ifr]

you eat crows

[abyssion1337]

you go coon hunting; racist

[Jazean]

your a toaster, a high toaster with smelly feet.

[abyssion1337]

you're gay for Bridget

[Jazean]

who, Bridget isn't a guys name.

well you have strange dreams about yur father being an apple

[abyssion1337]

lol wut; and everyone's gay for Bridget

[MooMachine90]

You have strange dreams about being in your father's giant peach. Wait...

[DaMetzger]

You have strange dreams about being in your father's giant bitch

[MooMachine90]

You have strange dreams about being in your father's giant bitch

Sir, that was uncalled for... :'(
The brain leach on your head is starving.

[S.ifr]

The brain leach on your head died 9 months ago

[abyssion1337]

you're a giant brain leach

[DaMetzger]

You have strange dreams about being in your father's giant bitch

Sir, that was uncalled for... :'(

I was just looking for a word that rhymed with peach. Now that I read it is is wrong on so many levels... Sorry if you felt offended - wasn't my intention, even if it is a random accusations thread.

back on topic: you're on the verge of extinction

[Issitheus]

None of you know how to spell leech.

[abyssion1337]

you put on women's clothing and hang around in bars

[MooMachine90]

You have strange dreams about being in your father's giant bitch

Sir, that was uncalled for... :'(

I was just looking for a word that rhymed with peach. Now that I read it is is wrong on so many levels... Sorry if you felt offended - wasn't my intention, even if it is a random accusations thread.

Nah, sir. I thought it was pretty funny actually...

Walkin' 'round in women's underwear is a favorite pass-time of yours! Waitaminute...

[smeegs]

you destroyed the universe with your stupidity

[MooMachine90]

And you caused it by making my eyes roll like this. ::)

[abyssion1337]

you shot the sheriff

[Issitheus]

you didn't shoot the deputy

[MooMachine90]

Not so fast! You've activated my trap card!
http://img84.imageshack.us/img84/6519/adoptcatzx0.jpg

[DaMetzger]

you made me apologise ;)

[abyssion1337]

you eat cookies

[DaMetzger]

you crap cookies
...
that would be quite awesome, actually :D

[abyssion1337]

lol; you crap skittles

[DaMetzger]

you crap m&ms

[abyssion1337]

you eat them afterwards

[DaMetzger]

you eat them afterwards

...cause they're with additional chocolate :P (sorry, I had to :D )

you like 2girls 1cup

[abyssion1337]

you're one of the girls

[Adjacent Badger]

You're a great fan of Britney Spears

[The Ever Strange Look]

You are Britney Spears

[DaMetzger]

You are predictable

[S.ifr]

You smell funny.

[smeegs]

you had a good winter

[S.ifr]

You have no soul.

[MooMachine90]

You fund the Bionic Mascara ads that are on this site.

[Adjacent Badger]

You're just making dumb noises

[MooMachine90]

You're stroking my ventral sacs.

[Adjacent Badger]

You want to have your ventrals stroked with a scissor

[MooMachine90]

My nipples are hard just thinking about it.

[Adjacent Badger]

You make Shampoo wet

[MooMachine90]

You make Shampoo wet

Damn right I do. Not hard when it comes to me.
However, you have a weird patch of skin on your face which has frequent movement under it.

[S.ifr]

You eat weird patches of skin.

[Adjacent Badger]

You expect a large hand to pop out of my forehead

[S.ifr]

You're expecting a large hand to pop out of your forehead.

[MooMachine90]

You're expecting Badger to lift up his shirt and there be a heavily deformed human being to be part of his stomach, who is really the mastermind behind all of his dolphin-fraternizing schemes.

[S.ifr]

youre the thing under his shirt.

[MooMachine90]

And you're the thing living under his chin.

[S.ifr]

youre planning to overthrow me and my plans

[MooMachine90]

You're planning to have a war with me on top of the Forest of Marco-kun (Badger's chest.), so I have to stop you before you start it.

[abyssion1337]

you're taking the hobbits to isengard

[MooMachine90]

We have to! It's the only way to stop Sau- S.ifr's plan to rule Middle-Badger.

[abyssion1337]

you're lying

[MooMachine90]

Have I ever lied to you before?

(Back on topic...) You're the one who supplies Bugs Bunny with those cool cigars that explode when lit.

[abyssion1337]

I actually have to make them myself.

You're the Hulk

[S.ifr]

You created the hulk.

[abyssion1337]

you created captian America

[1337uvis]

you created captain Obvious

[DaMetzger]

you're the new superhero - suicide boy

[Ionzorg]

You appear in every superhero movie created by your company.

[Marco_1989]

You are jealous of not being in a movie

[abyssion1337]

you hate movies

[Adjacent Badger]

You eat H movies (look, it's an anagram)

[abyssion1337]

you are an anagram

[DaMetzger]

You're an oxyMoron

[S.ifr]

you're a moron
o.O

[abyssion1337]

you're a mole person

[Lord_Oknek]

I accuse you of sending my mother out of a ten story window.

[S.ifr]

I accuse you of making more false accusations.
And you don't care cos your mother never hugged you.

[abyssion1337]

you tried to capture manbearpig

[S.ifr]

You're in love with manbearpig.

[abyssion1337]

you're manbearpig

[S.ifr]

you're not super cereal.

[abyssion1337]

you're a cereal killer

[S.ifr]

you kill cereal

[abyssion1337]

you're lettuce

[S.ifr]

you eat jars of mayo on a daily basis

[abyssion1337]

you hate fish

[Ken-Chan]

fish hate you

[Marco_1989]

hate you fish.. ?? your making me randomly mix up words.. .. :o

[Ken-Chan]

well serves you right for hating fish
racist

[DaMetzger]

anti-Semite

[MooMachine90]

You celebrate Chrismahanakwanzaka on the day Hitler came to power.

[S.ifr]

You invented chrismahanakwanzaka

[abyssion1337]

you invented wintereenmas

[Ken-Chan]

u didn't invent anything

...........pathetic...........

[abyssion1337]

you tried to commercialize wintereenmas; you shall die for this

[Ken-Chan]

ur a clumsy murderer u killed urself

[abyssion1337]

you thought this was sparta

[Ken-Chan]

yes i did so u got kicked down a hole

[abyssion1337]

you invented MS paint

[Ken-Chan]

you wanted to be the one who invented ms paint

[S.ifr]

you actually stole the idea from abyss

[Ken-Chan]

yes i did i wasnt gay enough to think of the idea unlike a certain somone :P

[S.ifr]

You refuse to come out from the closet.

[abyssion1337]

Tom Cruise is in your closet

[Issitheus]

R. Kelly and Tom Cruise are in your closet.

[abyssion1337]

R. Kelly, Tom Cruise and John Travolta are in yours

[Ken-Chan]

I'M IN YOUR CLOSET

[abyssion1337]

come out of the closet

[Ken-Chan]

u locked the door

[abyssion1337]

lies I did no such thing

[Ken-Chan]

U LIE U DID SO


it's so dark

[abyssion1337]

I'm not lying, you're crazy: Now come out of the closet

[Ken-Chan]

LIE LIE LIE ALL LIES

there is no closet

[abyssion1337]

then what are you doing inside of it?

[smeegs]

he is being a DICK

[Ken-Chan]

well atleast i no i'm not a chick unlike u


u pussy

[abyssion1337]

you eat half dead orphans

[Ken-Chan]

u are that half dead orphan

[abyssion1337]

you like to move it move it

[Ken-Chan]

u assasinated J.F.K

[abyssion1337]

you assassinated Martin Luther King

[Ken-Chan]

u were one of the kids at cullumbine school slaughter

[abyssion1337]

you were the shooter

[Ken-Chan]

you got shot

[abyssion1337]

you were a zombie in your past life

[Ken-Chan]

u were a vampire

[abyssion1337]

you were Mao Tsetung

[S.ifr]

You don't appriciate hard labor.

[Ken-Chan]

well u thought gullible wasn't written in the dictionary

[abyssion1337]

you're in dispair

[Ken-Chan]

your an anti social nerd

[abyssion1337]

you were killed by sephiroth

[Ken-Chan]

i love his song

Beowolf killed you after doing a cg version of Jolie

[abyssion1337]

cg Jolie was still hot

you wrote the constitution

[Ken-Chan]

ow god i suck

u wanted to steal it

[abyssion1337]

a dingo ate your baby

[Ken-Chan]

ur a blood sucking paridise
so a


leach


mosquito


or


a


lawyer

[abyssion1337]

you actually mean parasite

[Ken-Chan]

hahahaha man first counting now spelling jeez i suck

well ur gay

[abyssion1337]

useful already figured that out genius

[Ken-Chan]

necropheliac

[abyssion1337]

****phile

[Ken-Chan]

who told u

philantrapist

[abyssion1337]

philanderer

[acutekat]

I EAT BABIES



more news at 11

[S.ifr]

You eat babies.

[acutekat]

you shoot people out of cannons

[abyssion1337]

you accuse yourself

[smeegs]

YOU ARE BATMAN