[abyssion1337]

bad luck?

[jaw091]

yes indeed

[abyssion1337]

at least it can't get worse (watch it somehow get worse)

[jaw091]

okay well i have reached my 100 post

and i am watching

[abyssion1337]

watching what?

[jaw091]

watchin it some how get worse

[abyssion1337]

wow, ok. You know we stopped accusing people of things, I accuse you of being the source of that

[jaw091]

well i accuse god for making me corn and inside your mother

[abyssion1337]

i accuse you of actually liking it

[jaw091]

i accuse your mother of having a sexual relationship with domo

[abyssion1337]

I accuse you of, nothing; your life sucks enough as it is.

[jaw091]

yeah you know damn right it is

[smeegs]

you stop at green lights

[abyssion1337]

you're afraid of tape

[1337uvis]

you shoved three pentiums up your ass because you were afraid of failing the exam

[abyssion1337]

you were hit by an rpg in the ass, it went almost a foot up before detonating (for those of you in Europe that's about 1/3 meters)

[1337uvis]

you friggin' american way of measuring length in feet instead of globally-accepted meters collapses on you and you die from a nosebleed

[abyssion1337]

hey that's mean, I'm the only one here that uses the metric system, and this is random accusations not killing.

[1337uvis]

cut me some slack, it's almost midnight and im still up planning for tomorrow, it's natural i want to kill somebody

[abyssion1337]

ok, fair enough

[1337uvis]

oh, finally, i can go to sleep, got everything ready. I accuse you of not living in the correct timezone! (just for the sake of the name of the thread)

[smeegs]

you work for a government

[abyssion1337]

your a kangaroo

[SS_nyuu911_SS]

ur a tool

[Ionzorg]

You eat bread.

[smeegs]

you drink bread

[Adjacent Badger]

You peel everything you get in touch with

[DaMetzger]

You have an obsession with peeling

[Adjacent Badger]

Peal is the car of your dreams
http://www.americanbantam.com/images/peal_1.jpg

[Adjacent Badger]

And you shall be peelaged and sacked

[DaMetzger]

I guess you're just not peeling too well...

[Adjacent Badger]

You don't know the difference between beef, pork and polyethylene.

[DaMetzger]

You're sure that an elephant is bigger than the moon

[abyssion1337]

you think whales come from the moon

[DaMetzger]

you eat soup with a fork

[abyssion1337]

you eat soup

[Filleraol]

you eat food through injecting it through a needle

(wow my english is great today)

[1337uvis]

actually you'd eat BY injecting it, but w/e
oh wait this is the accusations thread
YOU CAN'T WRITE ENGLISH!

[Filleraol]

You love Surstr?mming and eat it as breakfast every day ^^

[abyssion1337]

you gave up on 20 questions. Quiter

[SS_nyuu911_SS]

u think chris crocker is hot

[abyssion1337]

you are a cat

[smeegs]

you hate catgirls

[Ken-Chan]

ur a dum dum head

[Useful]

Your head is a Dum Dum lollipop.

[abyssion1337]

you eat bricks

[1337uvis]

you **** bricks

[Adjacent Badger]

you collect bricks

[1337uvis]

you stuff bricks up your asshole

[abyssion1337]

you stuff coal up your asshole, then you clench really hard and **** diamonds.

[acutekat]

your little girl's beauty is admired by everyone at the circus

[DaMetzger]

you are said to be the one to have started to whole furries thing

[acutekat]

you started the geek hierarchy

[DaMetzger]

you eat dog food as dessert

[acutekat]

you eat it as the main course

[abyssion1337]

you're a cannibal dog

[1337uvis]

you're not worthy of writing "1337" next to your nickname. And even if you were, it'd still be in the wrong side of your nickname.

[Issitheus]

you're not worthy of writing "1337" next to your nickname. And even if you were, it'd still be in the wrong side of your nickname.



Both of you got it wrong!

1337uvis:I accuse you of not being 1337

[Adjacent Badger]

You have not passed 1237

[abyssion1337]

you aren't really adjacent

[Adjacent Badger]

All you do is gazing in the abyss

[abyssion1337]

you eat crayons

[Adjacent Badger]

you make grafitti with crayons

[Issitheus]

you make crayons with graffiti

[1337uvis]

you make no sense

[Issitheus]

Sense no make you!

[smeegs]

you are gay

[abyssion1337]

gay you are

[thedarkmessenger]

are gay you?

I think so.

[Issitheus]

I gay think you are so!

[thedarkmessenger]

you confuzzled me with that last post!

[Issitheus]

confuzzled post last that me with you!

[acutekat]

you speak in ways i know not

[Issitheus]

not speak, i know you in ways

[acutekat]

i say yodiac logic good show man good show

[Issitheus]

i accuse you of not making sense.

[abyssion1337]

you make too much sense

[1337uvis]

you suck. just plainly - suck

[abyssion1337]

you think you can play guitar better than Jimi Hendrix.

[1337uvis]

you wrongly assume that i can play the guitar at all.

[asukafan8]

you like miley cyrus!

[Adjacent Badger]

You're a renegade gargoyle

[1337uvis]

You've been castrated

[asukafan8]

You eat household cleaners

[1337uvis]

you drink C2H5OH a lot

[Adjacent Badger]

you prefer C1H3OH

[1337uvis]

While you fancy dimethylbuthanopropyle!

[smeegs]

you both hate O

[abyssion1337]

you're on E

[Adjacent Badger]

You're a fake V

[acutekat]

you have no ear

[abyssion1337]

you have 3

[acutekat]

you have three of something (unnatural)

[abyssion1337]

you have a lava lamp

[smeegs]

you broke my lava lamp

[acutekat]

you put the goop in the lava lamp

[abyssion1337]

you tried to heat a lava lamp on a stove(that could also work on the killing thread)

[1337uvis]

you have no kidneys

[DaMetzger]

you stalk underage boys

[jaw091]

u stalk overage boys

[Marco_1989]

you just stalk everyone

[abyssion1337]

you stalk dead people

[acutekat]

you like being stalked

[abyssion1337]

you stalk anime characters; how do you even do that?

[Useful]

NONE OF YOU ARE PALINDROMES!!

http://icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com/2007/11/funny-pictures-tacocat.jpg
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DAAAAAAAAH!!! >:( )
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[abyssion1337]

neither are you

[Filleraol]

you stalk anime characters; how do you even do that?

I would really like to know how.

you eat fermented apples to get drubk
(???)

[abyssion1337]

you eat fermented plastic: how do you ferment plastic?

[Filleraol]

it must be a tough process

you drink methanol for fun

[abyssion1337]

you drink arsenic for fun

[Issitheus]

you stalk anime characters; how do you even do that?

I would really like to know how.

seconded.

you&#39;re a member of the amv hell forums

[abyssion1337]

you&#39;re really one of the x-men

[Filleraol]

you&#39;re one of the x-girls
(yea I know =/ )

[abyssion1337]

your avitar change isn&#39;t actually random, it changes with your mood ergo you&#39;re a very fickle person

[S.ifr]

You have no arms.

[abyssion1337]

you have arms instead of legs

[S.ifr]

you&#39;re jealous cos I have 4 arms.

[abyssion1337]

no I&#39;m not, you can&#39;t run at all. also you&#39;re a hypocondriac

[Filleraol]

you&#39;re jealous of all his "diseases"

[S.ifr]

You gave me these "diseases"

[abyssion1337]

you&#39;re afraid of Dr. Who

[Useful]

You&#39;re afraid of Dr. What.

[DaMetzger]

You&#39;re afraid of dr.Girlfriend

[Ken-Chan]

ur scared of DR. Jekle when he turns into MR. Hyde

[Marco_1989]

I am afraid of you, which means you are scary :o

[Ken-Chan]

ur scared of ur own reflection

[Marco_1989]

I atleast have a reflection

[abyssion1337]

liar, no you don&#39;t

[DaMetzger]

you have no idea what you&#39;re writing about

[S.ifr]

You&#39;re pretending like you know what you&#39;re talking about.

[DaMetzger]

the only thing positive in your life was the HIV test

[S.ifr]

It&#39;s your fault I turned out positive to begin with.

[Ionzorg]

You had the homosexual sex with DaMetzger. Or shared needles with him, what do I know. Either way, it&#39;s not good for you.

[S.ifr]

you liek ghey buttsecks

[Ionzorg]

You liek mudkipz (it was obligatory, you gotta admit).

[S.ifr]

I admit it.

But you dont liek mudkipz

[abyssion1337]

you&#39;re on e

[DaMetzger]

you&#39;re two
.
.
.
that was a horrible pun, I know :P

[abyssion1337]

you make bad puns

[DaMetzger]

you don&#39;t know how to make puns

[abyssion1337]

you are IT

[DaMetzger]

you are Thing

[1337uvis]

you are nobody, you jsut suck.

[DaMetzger]

you are the one-eyed, one-horned purple people eater

[abyssion1337]

you&#39;re the reincarnation of buddy holly

[1337uvis]

youre the reincarnation of hitler

[abyssion1337]

you&#39;re the child of hitler and stalin

[DaMetzger]

you think MC Hammer is a new McDonald&#39;s burger

[abyssion1337]

you are mc hammer

[DaMetzger]

you&#39;re O.J.Simpson

[abyssion1337]

you&#39;re OJ

[Ionzorg]

You enjoy a tall glass of OJ on a hot summer&#39;s day.

[Filleraol]

broke your neck and fell inte the water

[abyssion1337]

this isn&#39;t killing, you didn&#39;t realize that

[Filleraol]

stop it >_< youre confusing me O_o

[Ionzorg]

You&#39;re susceptible to death from confusion. That&#39;s an accusation and a killing. Package deal!

[abyssion1337]

you&#39;re a zombie

[Filleraol]

you&#39;re a ****phile, necrophile and indophile at the same time

[abyssion1337]

you&#39;re an objecphile, go marry an iphone

[emrfish6]

Your importance is trumped by that of an ant

[Issitheus]

a witch turned you into a newt.

sadly, you got better.

[abyssion1337]

you are a loyalist

[Issitheus]

You&#39;re a separatist.

[Filleraol]

you think you&#39;re a dolphin

[emrfish6]

you are a dolphin

[abyssion1337]

you&#39;re a lawfin

[S.ifr]

You&#39;re a hooker that works in Laughlin

[abyssion1337]

you live in Korea

[S.ifr]

You live in Ikea

[abyssion1337]

you live in wal-mart

[Filleraol]

you live in a volvo 142

[abyssion1337]

that&#39;s still better then wal-mart

wal-mart is evil, the bad kind of evil.

[Filleraol]

ok, never been there, but I&#39;ve been in a volvo 142...so now I&#39;m kinda scared of wal-mart

[abyssion1337]

you got stumped by my easy screenshot for the movie screenshot game

[S.ifr]

Youre stumped cos no one is able to figure it out.

[DaMetzger]

you have an irrational fear of pickles

[Issitheus]

you have a rational fear of pickles

[DaMetzger]

you have a pickled fear of rationality ;)

[Issitheus]

You have a feared pickle of rationality

[DaMetzger]

you have a rationally fickle pear

...this can drag on forever is starting to give me a headache :D

[Issitheus]

you have a pair of rational fickle things

[abyssion1337]

you twist people&#39;s words

[S.ifr]

You manipulate others.

[DaMetzger]

you like being manipulated

[emrfish6]

you&#39;re a towel

[abyssion1337]

you never bring a towel

[Ionzorg]

Towels are provided where I go to swim, so that doesn&#39;t apply to me! Hurrah. (That being my city&#39;s Yacht Club. I dock my boat there, so I get swimming privileges. Sweet deal, if I do say.)

You&#39;re embarrassed about entering stores that sell women&#39;s undergarments.

[acutekat]

you smell women&#39;s undergarments

[Ionzorg]

You sell women&#39;s undergarments.

[acutekat]

you lack orginalty in your fals acuesations

[Ionzorg]

You lack the ability to either spell correctly the first time, or hit "edit" before I notice. Also, ****s.

[Filleraol]

you seem to like ****s

[acutekat]

you like cutsy bloddy things

[abyssion1337]

me too. oh an you&#39;re a pigeon

[S.ifr]

You&#39;ve never seen a baby pigeon

[Issitheus]

you&#39;ve never seen a baby

[S.ifr]

You eat babies.

[Issitheus]

You eat baby humans.

[S.ifr]

You eat teh souls of lost little children

[Issitheus]

You don&#39;t find them as delicious as i do

[emrfish6]

you find delicious traps delicious

[Issitheus]

you&#39;re a trap

[S.ifr]

You love traps.

[abyssion1337]

you&#39;re the legendary trap

[emrfish6]

you&#39;d hit that

[S.ifr]

you&#39;re jealous

[abyssion1337]

you have a coin collection, you only have one coin in it though

[S.ifr]

You stole the rest.

[abyssion1337]

you&#39;re an evil toad

[thedarkmessenger]

you&#39;re an evil frog

[S.ifr]

You&#39;re an evil tadpole

[emrfish6]

You dont exist

[abyssion1337]

you exist

[thedarkmessenger]

you exist only in my mind. Better hope I don&#39;t stop thinking about you >8D

[abyssion1337]

you are yellow, you should see a doctor that&#39;s probably juandice.

[thedarkmessenger]

you&#39;re black, and the police think you&#39;re the one who murdered that random lady last night.

[abyssion1337]

you&#39;re a basketball

[1337uvis]

you&#39;re an asshole

[abyssion1337]

you&#39;re a tree

[1337uvis]

you&#39;re trying to ruin my monopoly!

[abyssion1337]

monoply is for noobs

[Marco_1989]

hmm why would a monopoly be for noobs? Aren&#39;t all threads just as useless as the "monopoly thread"? I mean is counting to a millions usefull? Or randomly killing each other? That is just what we are online for :)

Just of the sake for this thread:
I accuse you of being ignorant :P

[abyssion1337]

you&#39;re lying

[Marco_1989]

you only think I&#39;m lying

[abyssion1337]

you moved zig

[thedarkmessenger]

you&#39;re a ghost. OMG! THIS THREAD IS HAUNTED! O__O

[S.ifr]

You killed Abyss.

[abyssion1337]

I&#39;m dead?
you ruined my childhood

[S.ifr]

You ruined my teenage years.

[abyssion1337]

you kidnapped my inner child

[S.ifr]

You have no inner child

[abyssion1337]

not anymore, you kidnapped it. child rapist

[S.ifr]

It wasn&#39;t rape because I never hear a "no."

[abyssion1337]

you&#39;re deaf

[emrfish6]

you insult the deaf by saying he is deaf

[abyssion1337]

it doesn&#39;t matter, he couldn&#39;t hear me.

[S.ifr]

You enjoy it.

[abyssion1337]

you&#39;re not specific enough

[S.ifr]

you&#39;re too specific.

[abyssion1337]

you&#39;re not random enough

[S.ifr]

you&#39;re less random than I am

[Issitheus]

Compared to me, you&#39;re all as predictable as gas prices.

[abyssion1337]

you&#39;re a prostitute who charges the same as gas prices

[S.ifr]

You want him to lower his prices

[abyssion1337]

he gives you discounts

[S.ifr]

You&#39;re jealous of that fact.

[abyssion1337]

you give him a huge tip that makes up the difference

[S.ifr]

You&#39;re his pimp.

.___.

[abyssion1337]

you kill emos

[S.ifr]

You kill them with me ;)

[abyssion1337]

w00t we kill emos, and emus

[S.ifr]

You also kill emo emu&#39;s

[abyssion1337]

you didn&#39;t notice I said "we"

[S.ifr]

I did, but you kill emo emu&#39;s.

[abyssion1337]

wouldn&#39;t we both kill them, I mean they would be the ultimate enemy: I&#39;m suddenly motivated to make a flash game about this

[S.ifr]

You rated me out.

[abyssion1337]

you&#39;re a tachikoma

[S.ifr]

You&#39;re the reason why its so hot here.

[abyssion1337]

it&#39;s partially your fault, if you just paid me I&#39;d use my ice powers there as well

[S.ifr]

I actually paid, youre just denying it.

[abyssion1337]

your check bounced

[S.ifr]

Again, its your fault.

[abyssion1337]

you&#39;re delusional

[S.ifr]

You&#39;re an illusion.

[abyssion1337]

you live in the mirror relm, get the hell away from me

[Ionzorg]

There is absolutely nothing detestable about you. You are an Adonis, a God amongst men. (Accusations don&#39;t have to be negative. ;D)

[abyssion1337]

you&#39;re absolutely right

[S.ifr]

He&#39;s right because you&#39;re always right.

[Filleraol]

you, alone, caused the global warming

[S.ifr]

You blame others for your mistakes.

[abyssion1337]

you blame yourself for others&#39; mistakes

[S.ifr]

You blame no one.
You know it will always be your fault.

[abyssion1337]

you blame god

[S.ifr]

You&#39;re manbearpig

[abyssion1337]

you&#39;re of the crab people

[S.ifr]

You have crabs

[abyssion1337]

http://i242.photobucket.com/albums/ff115/abyssion1337/stuffedanimalcrotchlice.jpg

[S.ifr]

That&#39;s how you pass both around.

[MooMachine90]

http://img156.imageshack.us/img156/5992/youvebeenwarnedmomrn9.jpg
Stay in your freakishly-large hole, dweller of said hole. You won&#39;t find a home in me...

[abyssion1337]

you&#39;re a cybergoth

[S.ifr]

you&#39;re a goth that eats cyborgs

[abyssion1337]

you&#39;re the preditor

[S.ifr]

You&#39;re the terminatior

[MooMachine90]

You knew it was a tumor.

[S.ifr]

You eat tumors... and babies.

[Issitheus]

You think all of the Chuck Norris facts are true.

[S.ifr]

You do too because you just called them "facts"

[abyssion1337]

you tried to fight chuck norris

[MooMachine90]

You tried to fight the Nymphoid Barbarian in Dinosaur Hell.

[abyssion1337]

you fail

[MooMachine90]

You make me want to throat punch napping puppies.

[S.ifr]

You do it either way.

[MooMachine90]

You do it either way.

^QFT
You can&#39;t spell "Ambidexterous".

Waitaminute...

[DaMetzger]

your lover is a fish

[S.ifr]

You&#39;re the fish

[DaMetzger]

You&#39;re the fish

You just made me lol. Why? &#39;Cause my zodiac is fish. :D

Back on topic:
you use fish as a deodorant

[S.ifr]

You also happen to be the fish I use to wipe away teh stench!

[abyssion1337]

you&#39;re a reverse mermaid:
http://i242.photobucket.com/albums/ff115/abyssion1337/mermaid.jpg

[S.ifr]

You make love to reverse mermaids

[abyssion1337]

you&#39;re the reverse mermaid I make love to