[Pink_Nipple]

You are the Chosen Two

[abyssion1337]

you like corn

[Pink_Nipple]

You was corn'd three times in a row and you liked it

[abyssion1337]

you ate the corn afterwords

[Ionzorg]

You were corn'd, and you didn't like it. Then, later, when you were on the verge of being corn'd again, you did nothing to stop it because you were too slow to think of an evasion tactic.

[abyssion1337]

you like to go to the zoo

[azusaka110]

You were born in the zoo

[abyssion1337]

you're a Muppet

[Odessa]

You were corned three times by a muppet in the zoo.

[abyssion1337]

you're the one that told him I'd taste good with pancakes

[Odessa]

You taste good with anything, sweetie :)

[Adjacent Badger]

You stole my favourite book on irrigration in the assyrian empire.

[abyssion1337]

you're a moon

[rawr_rawr]

you're sailor moon

[Pink_Nipple]

Your brother is Golbez

[Odessa]

You had a threesome with Sailor Moon and Golbez, and didn't invite me!

[Pink_Nipple]

You had a menstrual cycle that day ::)

[Odessa]

Sigh... I wish.

You know all of my sore spots, don't you?

[Pink_Nipple]

You don't know any of it

[abyssion1337]

you're a lolrus

[Pink_Nipple]

you're confuzing

[azusaka110]

You're a newfag

[Filleffs]

you're an experiencedFag

[azusaka110]

You're the cancer thats killing /b/

[rawr_rawr]

you have stomach cancer

[Ryoku_Masu]

you have skin cancer

[abyssion1337]

you like tigers

[Filleffs]

you'd rather live like a pussy than die like a tiger

[azusaka110]

You ate a comp. b sammich.

[Odessa]

You tried to eat the Heavy's sammich, but were killed by the Scout's baseball bat.

[SS_nyuu911_SS]

You are allergic to grapes.

[Ionzorg]

In Soviet Russia, grapes are allergic to you!

But ONLY in Soviet Russia. >:(

[azusaka110]

The grapes began hating you.
You are unloved by them.
They...have MOVED ON.

[abyssion1337]

you're unloved

[azusaka110]

You ARE loved...by apes.
That's right, apes.

[abyssion1337]

you're soil

[SS_nyuu911_SS]

You love seeds.

[The Ever Strange Look]

You are demon seed

[SS_nyuu911_SS]

You think your overweight

[Ryoku_Masu]

you have anorexia

[azusaka110]

You got "loved"

[abyssion1337]

you live in the scary door

[azusaka110]

You had a one night stand with the scary door...

[abyssion1337]

you're a lumberjack

[azusaka110]

You're a barrel of beans.

[abyssion1337]

you need more desu

[azusaka110]

Suiseiseki hates you.

[abyssion1337]

Gennosuke hates you

[Ryoku_Masu]

otaku's hate the otaku god

[abyssion1337]

lies

[Pontaloy]

I am GOD! or something... like something.. and you know... nothing.. i am nothing... *ties noose*

[Pink_Nipple]

You are shizophrenic

[Filleffs]

you collect old ladies then put them in the closet and forget them

[Pink_Nipple]

you visit them every day

[abyssion1337]

you have a tumor

[Pink_Nipple]

you like to eat tumors

[abyssion1337]

you have incurable diseases

[Pink_Nipple]

you gave me them

[Filleffs]

you're planning a huge lemonparty for your 70th birthday

[abyssion1337]

you are a lemonparty

[Pink_Nipple]

you are a lemoncandy

[abyssion1337]

you like to ear lemon pie

[Odessa]

you made that typo on purpose!

[1337uvis]

you fail at everything except failing. Theefore you do not fail at everything, but you still do. And now you cannot sleep because of this oxymoron.

[Pink_Nipple]

you cannot sleep because of the oxygen's existence

[1337uvis]

you llok at my avatar too long and develop epilepsy

[Pink_Nipple]

you're a maniac killing people with his avatar

[azusaka110]

You liked Battle Royale II

[abyssion1337]

you expected Mr. Bond to talk

[azusaka110]

You're a pancake.

[abyssion1337]

you're a ghost

[azusaka110]

you want 8888 GET

[Ryoku_Masu]

you got 8888 GET

[abyssion1337]

you like to shoot at fish in a barrel

[azusaka110]

You're a terabyte.

[abyssion1337]

you're a lone byte

[Ryoku_Masu]

you are a noob virus

[Filleffs]

u r a damn scriptkiddie

[Luppi-tan]

You gishnoogitied my finkeldorf

[Pink_Nipple]

You make references to Sponge Bob

[abyssion1337]

you are spongebob

[Pink_Nipple]

you're Unholy Patrick

(the name of our band =D)

[1337uvis]

you're in a band and your nickname has pink in it... you therefore must be emo. elementary my dear watson

[Pink_Nipple]

fuk i wonder if there's an emocore band with such a name :D


you're antIemo

[Filleffs]

you invented the dvd rewinder

[Pink_Nipple]

you invented the sands of time

[Jazean]

you don't own a Daloreen

[abyssion1337]

yours is broken, I stole your flux capacitor

[Jazean]

YOU STOLE MY FLUX CAPACITOR!!!

[abyssion1337]

you want it back

[1337uvis]

Youre this fat guy -
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TQeBoZ2kIf8

[Filleffs]

you're his mother

[azusaka110]

You're it's girlfriend...type thing.

[DaMetzger]

you play table tennis with a baseball bat

[Pink_Nipple]

you play chess with a baseball bat

[DaMetzger]

you bat with a chessball

[Pink_Nipple]

you're addicted to curveball

[abyssion1337]

you're a great scar on society

[The Ever Strange Look]

You amputated society's limbs.

[Issitheus]

You are en ever strange look.

[Ryoku_Masu]

your a Chiyo nut

[The Ever Strange Look]

You're whatever your avatar shows you to be...

(that didn't come out as well as I expected)

[Ionzorg]

You're greatly disappointed by the noted lack of fluffy and delicious pastry in your vicinity.

[Odessa]

You're the one who ate all the pastry in my area!

[acutekat]

Ich bein ein berliner

[Odessa]

You're doing THAT to kittens?! For shame!

[Jazean]

you're not doing that with kittens... for shame?

[Pink_Nipple]

you sealed this thread

[DaMetzger]

you're not really pink_nipple but a fetishist named pink_nippler

[Pink_Nipple]

You're the first person who noticed it


:D Finally

[thedarkmessenger]

I accuse you of NOT knowing who I am *gasp!*.

Albeit...it's been awhile since I last came here :P

[abyssion1337]

you're older than you ever were..... and now you're even older

[Pink_Nipple]

You're older than the deku tree

[abyssion1337]

you're the deku tree

[Jazean]

you burnt the deku tree

[Pink_Nipple]

you burnt your house

[Odessa]

it wasn't my house, it was my garage! Wait, I mean...you can't prove it! (runs).


You looked at my criminal record, didn't you??!?

[Pink_Nipple]

You record your criminal actions just for fun. Well, bad for you.

[Odessa]

you read my diary?!?! for shame!

[Pink_Nipple]

you left it on the table with note:

For god's sake!!! Don't read it, Nip! PLX i beg you!!

[abyssion1337]

you tried to bribe Jesus

[thedarkmessenger]

you tried to bribe Amaterasu! That's right! The Okami references came back with me! mwuahahahahahahahaha!

[Odessa]

God is one of us, and it's you!

[Jazean]

you might be stephenie meyer

[Pink_Nipple]

you might be stephen lynch

[Jazean]

as awesome as that would be i lack that sort of musical talent.

you also lack that sort of musical talent.

[Pink_Nipple]

Well, he's not very talented musician....for me...


You think he is

[Odessa]

You participated in the Naked Bike race!

[Pink_Nipple]

You participated in the Naked Bakers Contest

[Jazean]

you wanted to run the naked acid bath

[abyssion1337]

maybe you're a lion

[Odessa]

You tried to eat a lion, and the lion ate you.

[Jazean]

you eat zebra-burgers

[Odessa]

You don't eat zebra burgers?!

[Pink_Nipple]

you built the House of Fire

[abyssion1337]

you tried to kill the king

[Pink_Nipple]

you killed the king

[abyssion1337]

you're a squid

[Pink_Nipple]

you're a seaslug

SEASLUG TEAM!

[Jazean]

you're a seaking

[Pink_Nipple]

you have pet fetishes

[abyssion1337]

you're a meme

[Jazean]

you're a possum

[thedarkmessenger]

you're a dog. woof! woof!

[abyssion1337]

you're a giant robot wearing parachute pants

[Pink_Nipple]

you're a US Marine

[DaMetzger]

You're Navy SEAL

[Issitheus]

You're a Navy WALRUS.

[DaMetzger]

you're an army ant

[Odessa]

You dont know the difference between a Navy Seal and a Navy walrus.

[abyssion1337]

you like memes

[Odessa]

You're on a train, going off to see your girlfriend!


wait, that's not random at all... i knew i was no good at this! (cries)

[Jazean]

you need practice, call someone a taco

[DaMetzger]

You're Yuo :P

[Odessa]

you're on a train, going home after fuc---seeing your girlfriend. :(

[DaMetzger]

you're a sexoholic

[Odessa]

psh, i admit to that freely. how's that random? :)


You haven't gotten laid in months, nyah nyah!

[Issitheus]

your real name is Vicky. Oh. Diss.

[Odessa]

Ha! my real name is Victoria :)



You're jsut jealous of my awesomeness!

[Issitheus]

but you don't know that my real name is Caleb. Ah, ****.

You suck.

[Odessa]

actually, i jsut invitd you on facebook, so i did know :)


You like the name of Caleb!

[abyssion1337]

your weekend was full of nudity

[Odessa]

That's not random at all ;)


You're still not taking your cough drops!

[Odessa]

You're voting for Hillary Clinton again, arn't you?

[Issitheus]

you have multiple personalities

[Odessa]

actually, i think i do :/


you talked to my therapsit to learn that, didn't you?

[Issitheus]

no, you accused yourself and didnt realize it.

[Odessa]

touche, old foe. touche.

you went to bed already and left me here with kuwabara!

[Issitheus]

you lie

[Kuwabara]

touche, old foe. touche.

you went to bed already and left me here with kuwabara!


hey!!!!...and whats wrong with me?!?!? :P

you are leaving me :-[

[Odessa]

i'd lie with you, sweetie... i mean



stop tricking me dammit!

YOU'RE PLAYING WITH MY MIND!!




also: sorry kuwabara. here, you can finsih off the flaming cookies. ( puts plate out).

[Kuwabara]

also: sorry kuwabara. here, you can finsih off the flaming cookies. ( puts plate out).



SWEET!!!!! *eats in one gulp* :P

[DaMetzger]

You ate something that consists of fire and pain

[Pink_Nipple]

You edit your posts. You're confusing.

[DaMetzger]

You live in soviet Russia

[Pink_Nipple]

you live in kossovo

[DaMetzger]

You are tiresome

[Pink_Nipple]

you're a rude person

[DaMetzger]

you've seen my photo

[Pink_Nipple]

you printed my photo

[DaMetzger]

you edit your posts too

[Odessa]

you've masterbated to my photo.

[DaMetzger]

You don't know I haven't seen your photo

[Odessa]

you really have seen my photo, but are afraid to admit it's your favorite masterbation material. ;)

[DaMetzger]

you misunderstood - i haven't seen yuor photo cause it's all covered up in manfluid already ;)

[Odessa]

manfluid? :) that's...different.


You made that up, didn't you?

[DaMetzger]

I swear I've read that word somewhere...

This has happened to you moar than once:
http://img125.imageshack.us/img125/8813/defecationhc4.th.jpg (http://img125.imageshack.us/my.php?image=defecationhc4.jpg)http://img125.imageshack.us/images/thpix.gif (http://g.imageshack.us/thpix.php)

[Odessa]

that is horribly disturbing. i've had plenty of pussy, but thakfully never had them come out alive.


You stole your sig of shoting a man six tiems from Jasper Fforde, didn't you?

[DaMetzger]

That's from a polish comic actually...

You're into younger females

[Odessa]

hm, so i am :)


You've been talking to my exes, haven't you?

[DaMetzger]

Yes, cause you're keeping them for yourself!

[Odessa]

eh, you can have them. Good luck with Alex...she has "issues." :)


Your'e intrigued by that aren't you?

[DaMetzger]

Nope, not really.
You want to mess with my mind, but you're too late - I'm already twisted ]:->

[Odessa]

I'm not surprised, really :) My medicine fogged head needs rest now.


You're not even going to miss me, are you? :(

[DaMetzger]

I am - it's fun talking to you with.

You want to leave me

[Luppi-tan]

You masturbate on the graves of Civil War heroes

[Odessa]

Ah, I made metzger sad.... i'm a hearltess bitch after all. Oh well.


You take pictures of people masterbating in public.

[abyssion1337]

you're tall and should cosplay as maggie from ROD

[DaMetzger]

you're a hikikomori

[abyssion1337]

you're a stalker

[DaMetzger]

you abuse text messages

[abyssion1337]

you're too normal

[Pink_Nipple]

you think somebody here is normal

[DaMetzger]

spoil sport :P

You're all covered in bandages

[abyssion1337]

you wear unusual shirts and have bad fashion sense

[DaMetzger]

you're always in despair

[abyssion1337]

you think suicide by hanging is a desire to be taller

[DaMetzger]

People never notice you

[Odessa]

You're invisible.

[1337uvis]

you eat babies

[Pink_Nipple]

you eat fetus with Nyuu

[1337uvis]

you eat Nyuu

[abyssion1337]

you're a web idol, too bad you severely photoshop your pictures to make you look hot

[thedarkmessenger]

your a web nerd.

[Odessa]

you're NOT a web nerd. for shame.

[abyssion1337]

you and I are dating

[Jazean]

you and i aren't dating...

???

>.>

<.<

that sounded more witty in my head...

*shame*

[abyssion1337]

you're not as witty as you think it is

[DaMetzger]

you're not really a god

[Odessa]

You're not really an alien hybrid....thing.

[abyssion1337]

you're awesome and I can't think of anything bad to say about you

[DaMetzger]

you can't say a bad word 'bout Odessa

[Pink_Nipple]

you can

[Odessa]

I am awesoem, and you all worship me for it. :)

[abyssion1337]

you my favorite person in the whole world

[DaMetzger]

you're biased

[abyssion1337]

you're lying

[Jazean]

and your a completely truthful jellyfish like being from this side of saturn.

[abyssion1337]

you are an hero

[Kuwabara]

you're a guy

[Odessa]

You're not a female. sucks to be you :)

[Kuwabara]

you are a lair...wait....that isnt random...damn :P

[Odessa]

i'm a lair? or liar?



You're baking bread for your cafe right now.

[Kuwabara]

i'm a lair? or liar?




its 3:15 am and ive been up seince 10 am :P





You're baking bread for your cafe right now.





me?.....cook?.....hahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahah ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah ahahaha *deep breath* hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha hhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhaha ;D woo....good one :P

[Odessa]

psh, excuses. it's 4am, and iv'e been asleep since since 6pm! wait....ok, you win. :)


You don't know how to cook and fail at life.

[DaMetzger]

you're not el337ist yet

[Kuwabara]

you are not a "has no life" yet

[Pink_Nipple]

you invented lightbulb

[Jazean]

you not invented wheel

[Odessa]

You from Bizarro world.

[DaMetzger]

you talkin' funny

[Odessa]

you talk pretty one day.

[abyssion1337]

you're stunningly beautiful

[Odessa]

(blush)

c-cut that out! you're just trying to make me blush!

[abyssion1337]

maybe a little

[thedarkmessenger]

you forgot to accuse. :O

[Odessa]

you like laughing at other people's mistakes!

[abyssion1337]

you like being awesome

[Odessa]

you're a flatter :)

[abyssion1337]

you enjoy it

[Kuwabara]

you like the color purple

[abyssion1337]

robotic chuck Norris owes you nothing

[Jazean]

future radioactive cyborg zombie Chuck Norris owes you a painful beating.

[abyssion1337]

you hate trees

[Odessa]

you hate trees


you take that back!!!


I mean...you are prejudice agaisnt evil trees.

[Kuwabara]

you dont know who your avatar is!!

[Odessa]

nope!


You don't know who she is either!

[Kuwabara]

her name...no....what shes from....yes.....Lucky Star

you didnt know that :P

[DaMetzger]

You're ignorant

[abyssion1337]

Robotic Chuck Norris owes you nothing

[DaMetzger]

you're spouting nonsense

[Odessa]

you're juggling chainsaws with one hand.

[abyssion1337]

you're my favorite person on these forums

[DaMetzger]

you're monotone

[abyssion1337]

you're a headcrab

[DaMetzger]

you're a zombine

[abyssion1337]

you're big bad Harv

[Odessa]

you're the love of my life. (kiss)

[Issitheus]

Your mother was a goat and your father was a yak.

[Kuwabara]

*in a french accient* your mother was a hampster, and your father, smelt, of, elderberries!

[Odessa]

you like Monty Python.

[abyssion1337]

you hate tarantulas

[Odessa]

i do hate them...yuck!

You LIKE spiders!

[DaMetzger]

You like bats

[Odessa]

you like mice.

[DaMetzger]

you have lice

[Odessa]

(cries) i do not! i haven't had lice in years!
j/k

You want the first post on page 300.

[DaMetzger]

You don't give a ****

[Pink_Nipple]

You're the reason of Raol's disappearance

[abyssion1337]

you're trying to make a scapegoat

[DaMetzger]

you're a pagan

[abyssion1337]

you don't believe in Al-Hazard

[Odessa]

you're a catholic!

(random note: i found out today i was baptised as a catholic. who knew? not me!)

[SV3N]

You are a pumpkin!

[abyssion1337]

you're snuggles the bear

[Kuwabara]

youre a girl

[Odessa]

you want to be a girl.

[smeegs]

you are a hoe

[DaMetzger]

you're a hose

[Pink_Nipple]

you're Hose

[smeegs]

you're jose

[Odessa]

You're not cool enough to be Uncle Jose.

[abyssion1337]

you're a penguin

[Odessa]

you had sex with penguins as Prinny fury cosplay.

[abyssion1337]

you were the prinny

[Odessa]

damn straight ;)

you have over 11,000 posts more than me! seriosly ,don't you have a girlfriend? ;)

[abyssion1337]

yes; at least I hope so: you're not saying anything I should be worried about are you?

[Odessa]

lol not at all! you're stuck with me for a long, long, time. i'm not so easy to get rid of, you know ;)


you're secreatly James Bond.

[abyssion1337]

you probably shouldn't go around telling everyone that

[DaMetzger]

you live in a batcave