[Useful]

You tried to pull a "this is Sparta" kick on Chuck Norris. NO ONE tries to kick Chuck Norris. Naughty, naughty.

[SS_nyuu911_SS]

i did and i kicked his ass...

when he kicked me back i flew into u and u died

[abyssion1337]

TONIGHT WE DINE IN HELL

[SS_nyuu911_SS]

THIS IS SPARTA!

[Adjacent Badger]

You think that the Persians came from Mexico and that Sparta defended US sovereignty.

[abyssion1337]

you think cavemen hunted dinosaurs

[smeegs]

you think dinosaurs hunted cavemen

[Adjacent Badger]

You think that dinosaur means big car.

[smeegs]

you think that big car means truck

[Adjacent Badger]

You think that truck is something you eat at Burger King

[abyssion1337]

you work a burger king (be GLaD I didn't post the song)

[acutekat]

you made the song

[Adjacent Badger]

Your're damn ugly and you smell like rotten fish.

[Useful]

You ARE a penis.

[Filleraol]

you're in love with adjacent badger

[Useful]

Hehe, I see what you did there... quite clever... yes.

You love penis more than me! Which isn't saying much really...

[SS_nyuu911_SS]

u uhm.....washed.....uhm....u bathe.

[smeegs]

you love penis more than Filleraol

[acutekat]

you like babies


(in the worng way)

[abyssion1337]

you're one of teh babies he had his way with

[acutekat]

you had to grow up with the fealing that you had a 7th sense

[SS_nyuu911_SS]

you love penis more than Filleraol


NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
NOT A PENIS ACCUSATION!

acutekat touches OLD ASS men

[abyssion1337]

you tried to kill yourself twice

[SS_nyuu911_SS]

u were the guy being hung in a game of hang man

[abyssion1337]

you died when a smily bit your head off

[SS_nyuu911_SS]

u burned down an old ladies home

[abyssion1337]

you were the old lady living there

[SS_nyuu911_SS]

u were my pet dog that burned first

[abyssion1337]

you were having sex with a cat at the time

[SS_nyuu911_SS]

ur an offspring of my disgusting behaviour!

[abyssion1337]

due to a time paradox you are your own mother and father.

[Filleraol]

You hire chinese people to level up your character in world of warcraft.
suckiest game ever

[abyssion1337]

you invented WoW

[SS_nyuu911_SS]

u bought strawberries

[abyssion1337]

you eat strawberries.

[SS_nyuu911_SS]

u dont know how to eat

[abyssion1337]

you jabbed your eyes out with chopstickes

[Adjacent Badger]

You think you will get bigger boobs if you sacrifice another person in the Temple of Kali.

[Filleraol]

you take money from the poor and give them to the rich

[fluffybunny65]

you steal money from orphans

[acutekat]

you sleep with obese girls at night

[smeegs]

you are an obese girl

[abyssion1337]

you are her friend who is even fatter and her lesbian love interest.

[smeegs]

you watch pr0n at 3am

[Filleraol]

you do it at 3pm

[acutekat]

you do it on spaceships

[smeegs]

you do spaceships

[Issitheus]

spaceships do you... and you enjoy it.

[Adjacent Badger]

You fear the coming of the spaceships

[abyssion1337]

you are actually stuck with Gilligan on teh island

[SS_nyuu911_SS]

u ate a baby chicken and then **** it out alive! :o

[Ellen Feiss]

u ate a baby puppy ans **** it out alive :o

[fluffybunny65]

you did a man and you liked it

[Useful]

You did a man and you liked it.



Crazy sadist.

[smeegs]

a man did you and he loved it

[abyssion1337]

you eat a rubix cube and **** it out solved

[Issitheus]

you just accused smeegs of being chuck norris.

you eat a rubik's cube and **** it out a rubik's cube

[abyssion1337]

you took the chicken cause they were out of cake and you didn't want to die

[smeegs]

wohoo im chuck norris, and so by the transit of property i am everything

you drink chocolate rain

[acutekat]

you breath away from the mic inorder for it to not be picked up in the final cut (how dare you)

[smeegs]

you have never been to youtube

[Adjacent Badger]

You tried to buy a ticket to youtube

[1337uvis]

You tried to upload a video the lenght of 10:01 to youtube on purpose just for it to get rejected.

[abyssion1337]

you are a giant talking fish

[Filleraol]

your penis is shaped like a carrot upside down, inside out, from the left......
......
....
--
,,,,

[abyssion1337]

I stole your bukkit

[smeegs]

ur diet consists of H-bombs and chocolate rain

[Useful]

You think H-bombs make people happy.

[SS_nyuu911_SS]

u suck suckers

[Useful]

You ARE a sucker.

But I don't suck you because you suck too much.

[SS_nyuu911_SS]

u are a rapist above all rapists

[Useful]

At least I'm on top ;D

You're always on bottom.

[SS_nyuu911_SS]

You tried to upload a video the lenght of 10:01 to youtube on purpose just for it to get rejected.


my accusation is that u didnt know u could post videos that are longer then 10 minustes!

[smeegs]

you have a pengis

[abyssion1337]

you shot Kenedy.

[Filleraol]

you've bought all the different kinds of fleshlights

[abyssion1337]

you're a zombie

[KazuoMM]

you're a zombie that got stuck in the arctic tundra

[abyssion1337]

you're a zombie that got eaten by the uber zombie

[Adjacent Badger]

You believe Santa Claus lives in northern Finland.

[abyssion1337]

you are santa clause

[Adjacent Badger]

You live at the bottom of the Botnik Bay.

[Useful]

You have a two-ton tumor on your left pinky toe.

[Adjacent Badger]

You have no humour

[Ionzorg]

You liek mudkipz. More.

[Filleraol]

you think "meet the spartans" was a good movie

[Ionzorg]

You think "Epic Movie" was a good movie.

[RainSage]

You beat the nearly impossible game after you turned 80.

[Adjacent Badger]

You completed a 3-5 years jigsaw in only 2 weeks.

[fluffybunny65]

you have a dream


DREAMER! >:( >:( >:( >:(

[SS_nyuu911_SS]

u have cancer in ur brain

[Ionzorg]

You can't pronounce "Barracuda".

[jaw091]

you love gas prices

[Adjacent Badger]

You beat yourself up, everytime you disagree with yourself.

[abyssion1337]

WALRUS

[fluffybunny65]

you like walruses

[SS_nyuu911_SS]

u hate newborns

[abyssion1337]

you hate newborn walruses

[Filleraol]

you eat newborn walruses

[jaw091]

you rape newborns

[Filleraol]

you skin them alive first

[smeegs]

you skin and rape newborn walruses

[1337uvis]

you all are mentaly retarded just for thinking something like that. And you smell bad.

[abyssion1337]

you club waluses cause you think they count as seels

[jaw091]

lol you take blood from waluses and send it to a blood donating company

[smeegs]

you eat pie while making pie

[jaw091]

you have pizza on your head while eating pie

[Ionzorg]

You stand on your head and eat pie filled with pepperoni and cheese while beating and generally physically abusing newborn walruses to death with one foot and pumping gas with relish with the other.

[1337uvis]

omg... i actually have nothing to say to that... it's just so... OVERWHELMING

[Jazean]

you are not my neighbor

[1337uvis]

You abuse poor defenseless exclamation point.

[jaw091]

if you think about it a lot of people usually dont use exclamation point a lot

[abyssion1337]

you're a felon in canada

[1337uvis]

you LIVE in canada!

[abyssion1337]

you live in the ocean

[1337uvis]

You piss in the ocean!

[Adjacent Badger]

You piss onto the shore.

[1337uvis]

you always piss onto your shoe!

[Adjacent Badger]

You're always pissed.

[1337uvis]

you're always ****ed

[Adjacent Badger]

you're never ****ed.

[1337uvis]

only gay guys are attracted to you

[Adjacent Badger]

Only lesbians are attracted to you.

[1337uvis]

your girlfriend is lesbian

[SS_nyuu911_SS]

ur face looks dumb

[1337uvis]

ur face looks like your ass... or is it the other way around... i can't tell the difference!

[SS_nyuu911_SS]

u dont have an ass :o

[Ionzorg]

All you ever do is play with your (man)tits and look at your ass at the same time!

[SS_nyuu911_SS]

u slept with the tourettes guy!

[acutekat]

u slept with a turtle for money

[SS_nyuu911_SS]

u slept with a turtle for free :o

[acutekat]

you paid to sleep with a turtle (oh snap)

[Filleraol]

you paid just to see someone sleep with a turtle

[SS_nyuu911_SS]

you paid, to see someone pay, to see someone pay a turtle for sex

[jaw091]

you pay your computer not to run away

[Ionzorg]

You pay your computer not to run away, unless it plans to have sex with a turtle for money.

Edit: Post 100, lol.

[1337uvis]

you keep a gril with no nose and ears in your closet.

[Filleraol]

you're actually 47 years old, and have 4 kids and a wife you're cheating on.

[Adjacent Badger]

You don't really understand the purpose of this thread.

[Ionzorg]

You don't really understand the female anatomy.

[Adjacent Badger]

You don't really understand the concept of female autonomy.

[abyssion1337]

you're neither a badger nor adjacent

[Filleraol]

you're 1336, one step behind the average noob

[abyssion1337]

LIES

[Ionzorg]

I personally would read that as "leeg".

You're leeg.

[abyssion1337]

MORE LIES

[1337uvis]

come to think of it... i don't think you've ever even been to the abyss either...

[abyssion1337]

*puts fingers in ears* LALALALALA I'M NOT LISTENING

[Adjacent Badger]

I personally would read that as "leeg".

You're leeg.


I'd rather say he's a leek.
You greatest dream is to be spun by Orihime Inoue.

[jaw091]

*puts fingers in ears* LALALALALA I'M NOT LISTENING


imagin if i ate your ears

[Adjacent Badger]

You want to eat my ears. Admit it.

[jaw091]

hell yeah

[smeegs]

you smell like ****

[abyssion1337]

you're an evil lawn nome

[1337uvis]

you're an evil lawn domo

[Barricade]

I saw you microwave dog **** and then tried to feed it to a nun in which she karate chopped your ass and then you started crying like a little poodle bitch.

[1337uvis]

mwahahahah! I DONT HAVE A MICORWAVE! BURN!

P.S. I saw you burning nuns.

[Adjacent Badger]

You're a member of Burning Moms.

[smeegs]

you are a regional leader of KKK

[1337uvis]

you're a regional leader of mcdonalds!

[The Ever Strange Look]

You're Ronald McDonald!

[Filleraol]

you're his son

[abyssion1337]

you're a Mason.

Can I join?

[The Ever Strange Look]

No - you have rabies...and no cake.

[Ionzorg]

That could very well be a false assumption on your part.

[abyssion1337]

you're a creepy old guy that goes around and shouts "pickles"

[Useful]

You.....

Are his pickles.

[SS_nyuu911_SS]

ur...the guy who made the pickles

[Useful]

mmhmm... okay.

You like Ringo Starr. In a sexual way.

[SS_nyuu911_SS]

you like everyone from Fall out Boy in a sexual way!

[Useful]

Hehe, I like emos!

You like emus. In a sexual way.

[SS_nyuu911_SS]

U LIKE EMOS!
I DONT EVEN NEED TO ACCUSE U OF ANYTHING!

[Useful]

Uh. Okay. o_O

You know not the secondary meaning of "postage stamp"

[jaw091]

postage stamp has a secondary meaning

[Ionzorg]

Your user name has a secondary meaning.

[Useful]

Your user name has a secondary meaning.

It does?

Your sister is your brother.

[1337uvis]

your sister is YOU! And during testing you were found to be only 1 points higher than being officially retarded

[abyssion1337]

you are the batman

[fluffybunny65]

you got raped by michael jackson (couldnt think of anything else ;D)

[Ionzorg]

Your sister's brother is Michael Jackson. And your parents only had two children!

[abyssion1337]

your sister is michael jackson

[1337uvis]

YOU are michael jackson!

[abyssion1337]

you're a necrophiliac

[Ionzorg]

You're a negropheliac.

[abyssion1337]

you fell for this trap:
http://i242.photobucket.com/albums/ff115/abyssion1337/selfawarenessif9.jpg

[smeegs]

you were the first to pick up the soap

[Ken-Chan]

you were the guy behind

[smeegs]

you are the warden of said place

[1337uvis]

you intentionally invented soap that is slippery and falls down.

[Filleraol]

you give them to children for free

[Ionzorg]

You give IT to children for free.

[abyssion1337]

you're one of the afore mentioned children.

[1337uvis]

You're th father of one of the afore mentioned children. And you saw. AND you did nothing to interfere!

[abyssion1337]

your mother was a hamster and your father smelled of elderberries.

[1337uvis]

Yo momma's so fat, that when she rides a bike, she takes up four lanes!

[Adjacent Badger]

You're not really from lithuania. You're from oregon.

[abyssion1337]

you live near him

[1337uvis]

You live with Santa Claus. And not in a good way.

[smeegs]

you are one of santas gay elves

[1337uvis]

You're the one that sent finnish propaganda to them so they became gay.

[Ken-Chan]

you are at the heart of the propaganda

[abyssion1337]

you're part of the NVA

[Adjacent Badger]

You are the third best footballplayer on san marinos national chess team.

[abyssion1337]

you are the 4th

[Ionzorg]

You're waiting for Godot.

[SS_nyuu911_SS]

u stick ur weiner in the vacuum

[Issitheus]

you stick your vacuum in your wiener.

[SS_nyuu911_SS]

u stick firecrackers in ur dick.
THEN LIGHT THEM!

[Ionzorg]

You're waiting for Godot, so he can liquefy your bowels with fire crackers in your dick!

[1337uvis]

I accuse you of randomness!

[jaw091]

you in what army

[abyssion1337]

you didn't expect a spanish inquisition

[Useful]

You didn't expect THE Inquisition.

http://redspirepress.com/images/gallery/RSP002/detail/0407.jpg

[1337uvis]

You failed to find a picture without a watermark

[Useful]

Yeah, but that one had a good representation of what the Inquisition does. It was a trade off.

You live with the Backstreet Boys.

[abyssion1337]

you are a backstreet boy

[Filleraol]

you killed the backstreet boys

GJ !

[Useful]

You secretly mourn the Backstreet Boys.

[Adjacent Badger]

You like the boys in the back street more than your girlfriend

[abyssion1337]

your girlfriend is one of the boys in the back street

[Filleraol]

as a child you visited the neverland ranch by your own free will

[abyssion1337]

you were chained to neverland ranch

[Useful]

You enjoyed being tied down at the Neverland Ranch.

[abyssion1337]

you enjoy killing mudkipz

[Filleraol]

you enjoy raping them while he does it

[Useful]

You have no idea how much I want to know who it is in your sig pic.

[abyssion1337]

you suck ****s

[Useful]

Well, I tend to chew my chicken, but on occasion, yes.

You love large slabs of meat in you mouth.

[abyssion1337]

you have sex with animals

[Ionzorg]

You have sex with anything, inanimate or otherwise. Also ****s.

[Useful]

Everybody is very fixated on ****s today. :'(

[Filleraol]

we like ****s, especially big ones.

http://www.manbottle.com/pictures/man_with_a_very_big_****.jpg
it's old, I know..

[Useful]

Has a sig vaguely reminiscent of Saturday Night Lights.

[abyssion1337]

you're a zombie

[Issitheus]

You eat zombies.

[abyssion1337]

your dutch

[SS_nyuu911_SS]

ur mexican

[jaw091]

ur a maori :P

[1337uvis]

you're a New Zealander!

[abyssion1337]

you're zoolander

[1337uvis]

you write "1337" on the wrong side of your nick.

[abyssion1337]

or maybe you do.

[Filleraol]

Both of you got it wrong!

[Issitheus]

Both of you got it wrong!

*applauds*

[abyssion1337]

Don't make me come after you

[Marco_1989]

Don't make me come after you


Your to slow to come after me :)

[abyssion1337]

do you really want to take that chance? wait I'm not even mad at you; don't push your luck

[Marco_1989]

do you really want to take that chance? wait I'm not even mad at you; don't push your luck


I guess i will take that chance

[abyssion1337]

*catches up to you and blodgeons you* too bad

[Useful]

This poor thread... it's so far off topic... oh, hi Abys. Well that explains it. It's okay though. I think what you're doing to the noob is completely acceptable.

I accuse both of you for starting this mayhem in this thread and not in "the off topic BEAST" or something like that.

[abyssion1337]

you're a bank robber

[Useful]

You're a gene bank robber.

[abyssion1337]

you throw watermellons at traffic

[Useful]

I don't see how that's a problem. I'd love to do that!

You throw hand grenades into traffic.









While streaking.

[abyssion1337]

you tried to poon a truck but missed and hit by a car (bet you can't guess the reference)

[Ionzorg]

Not in the slightest...and this saddens me.

You can understand obscure references relating to the adverse effects of attempting to poon oncoming traffic. Also, ****s.

[abyssion1337]

you got cancer

[smeegs]

you invented cancer

[Marco_1989]

you invented cancer



cancer invented you .. ???

*ya, that was corny* ;D

[1337uvis]

you said corny without knowing the meaning it has on this forum ( i bet)

[Marco_1989]

you said corny without knowing the meaning it has on this forum ( i bet)


lol I said corny as the normal meaning..
And what does it mean on this forum?? :P

[1337uvis]

did you watch ALL amv hells? including the zero one?
oh right, the accusation. You live in netherlands and don't approve of marijuana

[Marco_1989]

did you watch ALL amv hells? including the zero one?
oh right, the accusation. You live in netherlands and don't approve of marijuana


lol I was busy watching them, I saw 1 and 2, at half of AMV 3, so next is 0 ;P

**** the marijuana topic :P

[abyssion1337]

you are made of water

[Marco_1989]

yup 70% of the human being is water...... o.O

so?

[Ionzorg]

You have a cursory knowledge of the water content in humans necessary to support life. Also, ****s.

[Marco_1989]

I don't care :P

I have a monopoly now :D

[Ionzorg]

*applause* :)

You don't have a monopoly anymore.

[Marco_1989]

no not anymore but read the What is total time logged in thread... xD

[abyssion1337]

you went crazy over a dirty fork

[Marco_1989]

you went crazy over a dirty fork



hmmm .... ok .. ???

[abyssion1337]

sorry this is random accusations and I'm watching Monty Python...

[Filleraol]

you think it's funny

[jaw091]

i havnt seen it but my friends said it was pretty funny

[abyssion1337]

it's really funny

[jaw091]

okay then cool man i should watch it then

[abyssion1337]

it's really silly, they even accknolodge how silly it can get.

[jaw091]

wow really wow cool :P

[abyssion1337]

your mother is a hampster and your father smells of elderberries.

[jaw091]

exploded

[abyssion1337]

you didn't know this wasn't killing

[jaw091]

lolz gots pwned on cs

[abyssion1337]

you got pwned on half-life deathmatch

[jaw091]

you got pwned by amv hell

[abyssion1337]

you got pwned by amvhell 0

[jaw091]

YOU GOT PWNED BY CORN

[abyssion1337]

you are corn

[jaw091]

o god........

[abyssion1337]

sucks to be you

[jaw091]

yeah it does lol

[abyssion1337]

so, back to accusations.

I can't think of anything worse than that...lol...

[jaw091]

hahahahaa yea hmm what if your mum was cheating on your father and having a sexual relationship with domo

[abyssion1337]

idc, you're still teh corn

[jaw091]

o god im in your mother :o

[abyssion1337]

wow, that must really suck.

[jaw091]

WHY AM I CORN!!!!! WHY GOD WHY !!!!!!!!! :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'(

[abyssion1337]

lol, it really really sucks to be you

[jaw091]

why couldnt i just be a peice of grass, but no i had to be corn

[abyssion1337]

oh well, you're the one that has to live like that forever

[jaw091]

why is it always me and why foever i shall rot inside your mother and then be corn soup