[nipple]

death by the masturbating ninja

[Evileel]

that sounded perverted

[abyssion1337]

death by perversion

[nipple]

death by lack of showering

[Backmask]

Death by placing ten Dyson Fans in a row and pointing them towards you, thus making the speed of the air that hit you 576,650,390,625 (It could be mps or mph). Everything you know and love is ****ing gone!

[abyssion1337]

death by Hetalia fanboys

[Bakagami]

Death by tpyo

[Evileel]

Masturbating Hentalia fanboy, who haven't showered for all the week, assaults you at the speed of 5.76 mph.

[acutekat]

^wow just wow


any who

shot point blank in the face with a cannon

[Backmask]

Death by being shot in the back of the head. I'm not even going to be creative with it. You just got shot in back of the head in broad daylight.

[acutekat]

gun that you shot me in the back of the head with through the chest

beat that uncreativity

[Bakagami]

Death by death.

[acutekat]

grim reaper through the chest

[thedarkmessenger]

death by chocolate.

mmmmm....chocolate...

[Backmask]

Death by DUBSTEP.

[abyssion1337]

4kids kills you

[Kaiju]

The Great Old Ones awaken, you go insane and commit suicide while they eat your soul.

[acutekat]

I beat you to death with an H.P. Lovecraft anthology

[flamingbambi]

You are killed by a swarm of angry newts.

[abyssion1337]

every time your physics professor multiplied a wave function by it's complex conjugate, you said, "**** just got real," one too many times and he flipped out and killed you.

[jinzo64]

pecked to death by a chocobo

[abyssion1337]

killed by the pirate, gladiator, diver

[Distict5-9]

Stabbed from behind by not-so-loyal minion

[Fishfreeek]

you eat a chocolat bar and the roof of your house falls on you

[synbad2]

homework kills you
http://t3.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcRQkNLpDDlM1Bat7UXuwGawnXQCR5aqC 3chs8jC4Lx8sMv0lNvfAw&t=1

[acutekat]

chainsawed in half and then half again

[abyssion1337]

you ate a dick, and choked on it

[mattroks101]

This might have been done (I dunno I didn't have time to read 100+ pages of this).

You eat of the poison apple and fall into a never ending sleep.

[thedarkmessenger]

you eat of the poison apple and die.

[Fishfreeek]

you eat a golden apple and choke on it and die

[acutekat]

poison apple through the chest

[Fishfreeek]

eaten by a bear

[jinzo64]

man handled by to death by sumo wrestlers

[abyssion1337]

pushed off a bridge

[jinzo64]

killed by a metal starfish

[Chaos+]

Be-headed by chainsaw.

[Distict5-9]

Death from being repeatedly kicked in the nuts

http://danbooru.donmai.us/data/cefa0ab375a1f2c6907a885ead65d1e8.gif

[Chaos+]

Killed by Max Payne.

[jinzo64]

killed by it

[synbad2]

http://i204.photobucket.com/albums/bb40/Toupaulthao/RynerPwnage.gif

[Kaiju]

Brutalized by the GAR Elite. Which includes Chuck Norris, Bruce Lee, Jesse VEntura, Arnold Schwarzenneger, Samule L. Jackson, Kamina, Kenpachi Zaraki, Nabishin, Kratos, Marcus Fenix, and every other badass ever.

[mattroks101]

You are mauled to death by a cute little kitten.

[jinzo64]

killed by the final getsugontensho

[abyssion1337]

I club you to death with Kaiju

[nipple]

run over by Killdozer

[mattroks101]

You are dozed by a bull, (don't ask how)

[nipple]

death by asking how

[Chaos+]

Death by not being viewtiful.

[abyssion1337]

Henshin a go go baby

[acutekat]

you drink too much nuka-cola

[abyssion1337]

you never

[acutekat]

logic fail to death?

[Evileel]

Yes, typical example of logic failure ^_^

[abyssion1337]

the wrinkles in your brain get ironed out

[mattroks101]

(Also probably done before) you look in a mirror.

[BleachBebopAlchemist]

Eaten by a Robot/shark/dinosaur !

[mattroks101]

Eaten by the Robotic Sharkasaur :P

[Evileel]

You lost a medieval duel to shark riding, RPG weilding velociraptor.

http://i65.photobucket.com/albums/h221/jordanbbb/1269912628778.jpg

[mattroks101]

You are blown away by the awesomeness of this photo.


http://i65.photobucket.com/albums/h221/jordanbbb/1269912628778.jpg

[BleachBebopAlchemist]

I USE MIND CRUSH ON BOTH OF YOU FOR (kinda) STEALING MY IDEA!

[mattroks101]

I nuke you all (for fun :P).

[acutekat]

dual .45s to the face

[Fishfreeek]

i fire a gun at you with my sword

[BleachBebopAlchemist]

I stab you to death with a paperback book.

[Fishfreeek]

i run you over with my house

[BleachBebopAlchemist]

You cannot type because you are dead.

(On another note)
Drowns you with the stove.

[Fishfreeek]

burnt to death with water

[abyssion1337]

BlackWarGreymon AKA Angstymon kills you

[BleachBebopAlchemist]

Freezes you in the oven then burns you in the fridge.

[mattroks101]

You are incinerated by my awesomeness

[Fishfreeek]

you drown in air

[mattroks101]

You burn to death in the Artic.

[abyssion1337]

there was a hole in your spacesuit

[Chewi105]

theres a fly in your soup (a nuclear one)

[BleachBebopAlchemist]

You drown while eating chicken!

[Evileel]

You can drown by doing that? Lol, I will never eat chicken again '^_^

[acutekat]

death by never eating chicken again

[nipple]

death by eating chicken after an infinite time of not eating chicken

[acutekat]

I whisper sweet nothings in your ear as the knife plunges through your heart

[Fishfreeek]

you explode after being teleported to the center of the earth

[mattroks101]

You die after you read this post.

[Fishfreeek]

a meteor hits your house after you read this

[BleachBebopAlchemist]

You died, because I killed you!

[Fishfreeek]

an over 9000kg spoon lands on you

[BleachBebopAlchemist]

Eaten by a freaky fish.

[Fishfreeek]

so what i eat myself..... meh
a cloud lands on you

[e1fen1ied]

head implodes by listening to Trololo

[abyssion1337]

eaten by a Shoggoth

[jinzo64]

eaten by chicken nugget

[Fishfreeek]

eaten by a guy who works at mcdonalds

[acutekat]

you die cold alone and unmourned a thousand miles a way from home

[nipple]

you die 5 meters to your front door

[Fishfreeek]

you get home and your iron door falls on you

[acutekat]

you get a door closed on your face many thousands of times

[Fishfreeek]

your best friend turns you into a wooden door and sets fire to you

[mattroks101]

A giant sheet of glass falls down on you. (Thank you Final Destination 2)

[jinzo64]

killed by having your head rotated 360 degrees

[acutekat]

hung then drug through the streets of rome

[Diclonius]

I release a Polar Bear into your bathroom while you are taking a ****

[Evileel]

I release an Anaconda into your bedroom, while while your grandma is taking a **** in the dark.

http://img600.imageshack.us/img600/4272/grandmataker.jpg

[Fishfreeek]

you die by age!!

[acutekat]

creeper sneaks up on you

[Fishfreeek]

you fall down a hole

[synbad2]

this happens to you
http://wiw.org/~jess/wp-content/uploads/2008/06/deadpilot.jpg

[Fishfreeek]

a robot shoots a lazor at you

[acutekat]

you freeze to death in OHIO

[SquintyMccheese]

You freez to death in NORTH DAKOTA!!
I guess it was like thirty five below there

[nipple]

you thought living was too mainstream

[XelaisPWN]

you freeze to death in OHIO

Why Ohio? O.o

[nipple]

you commit suicide in anticipation of minis. darn, I'm close to that...

[Fishfreeek]

you eat yourself

[jinzo64]

eaten by octodog

[Fishfreeek]

steam and lightning to the face

[abyssion1337]

Nixon eats you soul

[BleachBebopAlchemist]

Killed by an army of hobos while skiing in the desert.

[Fishfreeek]

you get run over by a ambulance, but they manage to save you on time and as you're in your hospital bed your mum pays you a visit and stabs you

[acutekat]

Why Ohio? O.o

cause it sucks here

death by pure suckage

[akadian]

death by falling anvil...
http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_0kfkQ_dZqII/TOkp2N7Q76I/AAAAAAAAAYs/agBnrh4Tc6s/s1600/coyote%2Bunder%2Banvil.jpg

[Bakagami]

Seppuku!

[RBRat3]

acutekat is right, Ohio sucks especially this past week. Ohh and we have CORN and lots of it.

death by auto-erotic asphyxiation

[XelaisPWN]

acutekat is right, Ohio sucks especially this past week. Ohh and we have CORN and lots of it.

death by auto-erotic asphyxiation

YES, WE DO! Soooo much corn.... @_@

....DEATH BY CORN [/hasn'tbeendonebefore]

[jinzo64]

death by cornzilla

[Fishfreeek]

you fall down a well

[synbad2]

death by eating C?cile Croomy's (Code Geass) cooking
I.E. --> onigiri mixed with blueberry jam and sandwiches made with ginger, sugar and wasabi.

[jinzo64]

killed in traggic aciddent involing a pencil and a duck

[acutekat]

bashed to death by a keyboard

[jinzo64]

falcon roundhouse kicked in privates.

[abyssion1337]

dragon kicked into the milky way

[Shibbidah]

Died of dysentery

[Guthix]

death by making red water come out with a rusty bent spoon

[BleachBebopAlchemist]

Died from massive nosebleed.

[Shibbidah]

Ate Akiko's jam

[Guthix]

death by geting shot by thousand super hot needles made of rock hard salt.

[Distict5-9]

Actually hit by this soldier's sword

http://images.mylot.com/userImages/images/postphotos/2423861.jpg

[synbad2]

going for the booze here
http://www.ihasafunny.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/ihasafunny-giant-mouse-trap.jpg

[abyssion1337]

the new DoW 2 expansion actually has the quote if you play IG

the IG kill you

[Guthix]

stand 5 feet from chuck noris

[synbad2]

ejected into outer space without a spacesuit

[gaara129]

the saibamen kills you

[Fishfreeek]

you get clicked to many times in a point and click adventure

[jinzo64]

you stare at medusa

[acutekat]

I pour poison down your ear

[abyssion1337]

Space Odin kills you

[jinzo64]

your killed by epic pointing
http://i266.photobucket.com/albums/ii247/jinzo64-1/anime/epicpointingmisao.jpg?t=1289744982

[W_a_S_y_L]

Killed by a Lazor!!11!!oneone!
http://www.kidstube.com/uploads/player_thumbs/HCGm0wGPvEiBtLQOh0LS.jpg

[acutekat]

doctor octagonapus BLAH!!!!

[abyssion1337]

Olaf kills you

[jinzo64]

killed by vampires and werewolves

[acutekat]

killed by werewolf and vampire hunters

[jinzo64]

drop kick by suzumiya

[acutekat]

round house kick to the face by a semi-truck

[thedarkmessenger]

squashed by a semi-truck that turned out to be Optimus Prime

[jinzo64]

stepped on by sentenal prime

[abyssion1337]

super manly viking rage mode space viking throws a dump truck at you on a planet that has twice that of earth's gravity

[Evileel]

Techno Viking didn't like your music taste.

http://static.funnyjunk.com/gifs/technoviking1.gif

[jinzo64]

viking hulk doesn't like you

[Mawelli]

you get sliced into half with apple pie that was made from cherries and mango

[Barty64]

ran ovr by train

[jinzo64]

drink to much stale milk

[acutekat]

drank too much mercury

[jinzo64]

drowned by water imps

[acutekat]

I make your lungs implode

[mattroks101]

You are eaten by a kitteh.

[jinzo64]

killed by the shame of failer

[abyssion1337]

No actually you were killed by that because you couldn't ****ing spell 'failure' ****head.

[acutekat]

wow, anger management there

and your therapist finally puts you out of your misery

[jinzo64]

No actually you were killed by that because you couldn't ****ing spell 'failure' ****head.

and thats why it killed me.

but whats your problem that was harsh couldn't insult me in kind way.
i mean ****head i just mean. couldn't you have called me an inbreed hillbillie or somthing.

abyssion1337 is raped to death by a million horny rabbits.

[Barty64]

killed because of a giant nose bleed

[jinzo64]

killed by angery mob after steeling all the limited editon konata fiures

[Barty64]

Piped to death

[acutekat]

You didn't pie the piper

[Barty64]

death from behind

[jinzo64]

air comboed to death

[Barty64]

http://images2.fanpop.com/images/photos/7400000/Kurumu-style-Face-rape-rosario-vampire-7476765-750-600.jpg

[jinzo64]

beaten to death by galaktus using doomsday as a weapon

[Barty64]

death by Harumi

[jinzo64]

burnt to death by heat vision from superman

[Fishfreeek]

you get turned into a goat and fall of a cliff

[jinzo64]

your squashed by a goat that fell of a cliff

[Barty64]

mikuru beam

[jinzo64]

killed by mikaru for spelling her name wrong

[Fishfreeek]

killed for telling someone off for incorect spelling when you are the worst speller on this website..

[jinzo64]

who's a bad speller you can't mean me. whistles and walks a way.


killed by the harsh truth of reality

[abyssion1337]

and thats why it killed me.

but whats your problem that was harsh couldn't insult me in kind way.
i mean ****head i just mean. couldn't you have called me an inbreed hillbillie or somthing.

abyssion1337 is raped to death by a million horny rabbits.

sorry, I didn't intend to be harsh


killed by penguins

[jinzo64]

it's o.k i forgive you

forgiven to death

[nipple]

How can you see anything harsh in calling someone a ****head?

Anyway, you shove a glowstick up your throat

[jinzo64]

How can you see anything harsh in calling someone a ****head?
it was directed at me so i saw it as harsh.

Anyway, you shove a glowstick up your throat

up your throat thats some skill.


you get trampled to death by nels resurection form

[Fishfreeek]

a feather lands on you

[abyssion1337]

I shove your head so far up your ass that you choke on your skull

[Backmask]

I shove your head so far up your ass that you choke on your skull

Why did I laugh at that?

The Violator kills you.

[zanemalindeal]

Sat on by snorelax

[nipple]

Sat on by your mom

[zanemalindeal]

You looked in the mirror

[abyssion1337]

I cut off your balls and cut out your eyes and switch them

[nipple]

Why do you always have to start a killing sentence with "I"?. You need treatment.

You couldn't endure the treatment

[Barty64]

you went swimming in acid :P

[abyssion1337]

I pull out your intestines and play jump rope with them

[Diclonius]

rusty screwdriver through the throat

[Guthix]

caged starvation

[Barty64]

over feeding

[jinzo64]

800 hit comboed to death

[Barty64]

hulk smash

[Bakagami]

Rip your head of and shove it out your ass. Then **** down your neck.

[zanemalindeal]

Haruhi thought you were boring.

[abyssion1337]

I use your liver as a football

[synbad2]

I pull your arms back and secure them to a tree by driving spikes into each arm (going right through the bone). Next I do the same thing to your legs. Then, I make a small incision in your gut, not big enough that you bleed to death, but large enough that I can pull your intestines out and hang them on a nearby tree. BTW... you are on an island with several hundred man-eating predators

[Fishfreeek]

i feed you raw eggs till you die

[Guthix]

shake hands with grim reaper

[synbad2]

death by too much sex

[acutekat]

you get shot by your own men

[jinzo64]

hit by marshmellow

[nipple]

you get shot by your own children

[jinzo64]

you get shot with your own children.

[mattroks101]

Chris Redfeild gets his shotgun and kills you.

[jinzo64]

mauled by lawnmower

[synbad2]

drown in feces

[Antonio Black]

You are born into a moderately wealthy home-life to two loving parents.
You enter a charter school at age 5 and spend the next couple decades pursuing academic success. During this period you make many friends, some of which will help you in the future. You fall in love for the first time and at age 19, make love in the back of a black Chevrolet Suburban with a girl you had made several advances to in the past few months. Following your first semester of college, you find a job working for a graphic design company who graciously accept you as an intern working on your Associates in Arts. After several years of working and gaining independence, you and the girl you love decide to have a child. The process of your life seems to repeat itself twice over in front of your eyes, as your child, and then your grandchildren all grow up to love, work, and live. You eventually retire from your work, settle into a nice home in Providence, Rhode Island and several years later meet your great-grandchildren before letting the zephyrs of life whisk your soul away to the afterlife. You die peacefully in your sleep.

[acutekat]

^ that but you get hit by a bus before making love

[hypnotoad]

death by hypnotoad

[jinzo64]

your squashed by a falling onix

[acutekat]

bawx full of rawx falls on your head

[vejtornado]

death by strange but yet funny means

[acutekat]

Banana peel on top of the empire state building

[jinzo64]

kingkong slips on a banana peel and lands on you.

[Barty64]

killed by Konata

[Kaiju]

Raped by Twilight Sparkle, then killed by Pinkie Pie

[Barty64]

killed by the kitchen sink

[jinzo64]

killed by the magic of friendship

[Barty64]

killed by the realisation that magic does not exist

[jinzo64]

killed by angery witches,wizard,mages,fairies,warlocks and poines for denying the excistance of magic.

[synbad2]

killed by the awesomeness of *Deep breath* yay....

[Barty64]

Killed by common sense

[mattroks101]

Killed by uncommon sense O_o

[Darkerviper]

killed by naruto's ignorance

[Barty64]

killed by PONIES

[synbad2]

killed by Mattroks breath

(It is in direct violation of the Geneva convection)

[Darkerviper]

killed by your own smugness

[Barty64]

Killed by the civil war

[jinzo64]

killed by giant poodles

[talkanor]

killed by choking on cake

[jinzo64]

killed by the lie that is cake

[talkanor]

molested to death by ****bear

[Kaiju]

Killed by Noob Sabot's (Sp?) Fatality.

[synbad2]

killed by nosebleed

[jinzo64]

killed by incommon sense

[bewd fan]

killed by Parasprite's

[jinzo64]

your killed by being introverted

[MADEVIL]

killed by random acts of kindness

[Guthix]

dieing from being killed

[jinzo64]

killed by being killed

[Barty64]

death by death

[MADEVIL]

killer by being skull ****ed

[Barty64]

Suzimiya's Rage

[jinzo64]

killed by maramasa the demon blade

[Barty64]

Killed by US Special Forces

[jinzo64]

killed by navi seals

[Barty64]

BOOM Headshot

[jinzo64]

killed by halibel

[Barty64]

BOOM Headshot Double Kill

[MADEVIL]

BOOM Headshot Multi-Kill

[jinzo64]

BOOM headshot massacre,unstoppable

[Barty64]

Combo Breaker death

[acutekat]

I rip your throat out and watch you bleed to death.

[abyssion1337]

you get into a fight with the nightbringer

[talkanor]

m-m-monster kill
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jElSZFo3XFo

[flamingbambi]

Raped by angry harpies. Who haven't trimmed their talons.

[MADEVIL]

Killed by a possessed furby in your sleep

[KlausJuergen]

Death by snu-snu

[MADEVIL]

Death by snu-snu

Wait I thought was good?

[KlausJuergen]

Kicked into a running Firefly engine by Malcolm Reynolds.

__________________________________________________ ___

Wait I thought was good?
The rules say killing, they dont say that it has to be unpleasant.

[Fishfreeek]

a chair sits on you

[jinzo64]

killed by sonic rainbow boom

[synbad2]

http://i56.tinypic.com/msohzt.png

any requests?

[jinzo64]

wheres my name.

synbad2 beaten to death with rolled up deathnote

[nipple]

you shouldn't have put that grenade in the microwave

[Backmask]

http://i56.tinypic.com/msohzt.png

any requests?

Has Guthix ever posted his face in the IRL thread? If not, then he is still alive.

[abyssion1337]

turned into tang

[nipple]

I mail you a nuke

[Azure_Xeq]

I fall on top of you.

[BopBopBop]

Nuke through the chest.

[abyssion1337]

ganked

[JinVicious]

Died of shock from having a Gameboy shoved up your ass.

[nipple]

Gameboy through the chest

[BopBopBop]

(brofist for old jokes)

Nipple through the chest

[JinVicious]

Tired of being cooped up in your parent's basement, hunched over a computer all day, you decide to venture forth into the outside world. Once outside you notice a suspicious looking man and you decide you've had enough sunlight for the month so you turn around to go back inside. Little do you know the man is a delusional psychopath who has been killing people at random for the past 4 months.

Needless to say, you never make it back inside.

[vejtornado]

Presents Kuybey who then kills everyone

[abyssion1337]

eaten by tht whch hs n vwls

[jinzo64]

you run out of rings and get hit by a badnik

[vejtornado]

Killed by the drill that is the drill that shall pierce the heavens.

[jinzo64]

killed when god landed on has he fell through a hole in the floor of heaven

[bloodlover1987]

you are killed by a woman with huge breasts smothering you to death .. so you die happy

[nipple]

(brofist for old jokes)

Btw I just found a poster Zorg made back in 08

http://i730.photobucket.com/albums/ww308/Pink_Nipple/killingshoopfd3.jpg

The 5--4--7-- thing was actually a random Megadeth riff
____

You fall on a sharp knife... 13 times

[Fishfreeek]

motivational through the chest

[jinzo64]

hand through the chest(your now rukia)

[nipple]

rukia though the chest

[jinzo64]

pony through the chest

[JinVicious]

You encounter Patrick Bateman from American Psycho.

[abyssion1337]

you call Udyr manbearpig

[talkanor]

choked by towel

[jinzo64]

killed by atm