[e1fen1ied]

blasted your brains cause you cant bet a game

[Chillpalazzo]

Your ass om nom noms your hand, then hungers for more!

[Fishfreeek]

the sky falls on you

[Chillpalazzo]

You get Gendowned

[e1fen1ied]

you get infected like in Infectonator! World Domination

[Shuiia]

You get poisened with the Beijing ****tail(just saw Crank :P)

[Fishfreeek]

time speeds up and you die by age

[abyssion1337]

forced to watch Manos, The Hands of Fate in an endless loop, you don't make it past the first showing

[Evileel]

You drank too much of Molotov's ****tail in one night.

http://www1.istockphoto.com/file_thumbview_approve/1514340/2/istockphoto_1514340_molotov_****tail.jpg

[N8theGr8]

You tried to settle the 9mm vs. .45 debate by taking one of each.

[Fishfreeek]

your face implodes

[abyssion1337]

Christopher Lee chokes you to death

[N8theGr8]

you wanted to get a close-up of a tomahawk missile impact.

[e1fen1ied]

accedental tactical nuke explosion

[abyssion1337]

killed during the robot uprising of the late 90's

[Shuiia]

You went oustide of the vault b4 u were lvl 3

[abyssion1337]

You went oustide of the vault b4 u were lvl 3

that's preplexingly stupid to say, you get shot for being a moron

[Evileel]

Well 99% of deaths here are stupid. I think Abyss you don't get the concept of this game http://alan-international.forumotion.com/users/1111/10/50/84/smiles/941272.gif

[e1fen1ied]

shot for letting this tread go over 100 pages

[Evileel]

So what you suggest me to do? http://alan-international.forumotion.com/users/1111/10/50/84/smiles/941272.gif

[Shuiia]

Get killed by a huge rocket propelled dildo?
...
just sayin' :P

[Laharly]

You deserve to be bludgeoned to death by a spoon for suggesting that :D

[abyssion1337]

the demoman blows you up, they're going to have to glue you back together, IN HELL

[Chillpalazzo]

You walk 500 miles and then walk 500 more to be the man who walked 1000 miles just fall down at my door. Then I stab you.

[Fishfreeek]

Noel Vermillion shoots you in the face

[abyssion1337]

too bad she glued he guns to her hands, then maybe she could have untied you before you feel into the sea tied to a rock

[Laharly]

Your face gets eaten by aliens while they have sex with your unconcious body

[Barty64]

Kicked off a ledge just land on spikes

[Laharly]

you get decapitated by a merdget (a mermaid midget for those of you who dont know)

[Barty64]

Have a heartattack because the light was turned on(BTW this has actually happened)

[Fishfreeek]

you look at cheko-chans footprint

[Barty64]

fighting Kenpachi

[Evileel]

Too much of Corn,
Can bring you underground,
Corn - can always turn around.
Too much of Corn,
A life and soul hell bound.
Corn - the killer makes no sound.

http://i30.tinypic.com/12364n4.jpg

[abyssion1337]

this http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hcBDEfxvfi0&feature=player_embedded

[Barty64]

trampled by babies

[e1fen1ied]

eardrums overloaded by intense music then head explodes

[Barty64]

orgasm till heart explodes

[e1fen1ied]

the first time you see a girl is 30 years you get boner so bad that you penis snaps off and all your blood rushes out through the wound

[Fishfreeek]

i paper-cut you to death

[SquintyMccheese]

I cut paper death you too

[e1fen1ied]

fighting Kenpachi

even better, fighting Aizen

[abyssion1337]

even better fighting Bang Shishigami

[Laharly]

No get it straight you shove spikes down your ears so you dont have to listen to Bang Shishigami speak

[Barty64]

even better, fighting Ichigo dad

[Laharly]

better still, fightin Kon......yea Kon

[e1fen1ied]

you die buy staring at Gin's smile ( AKA Caption Rape Face )
http://www.coldcaserecovery.com/lancesrage/pics/Gin_Ichimaru.png

[Chillpalazzo]

A guy bombs you with teddy bears.

[abyssion1337]

No get it straight you shove spikes down your ears so you dont have to listen to Bang Shishigami speak

yeah I changed my language setting to japanese, where everyone sounds good and not just a few people so you die of fail

Time traveling mane of action and famed jazz singer Frank Sinatra gets you

[Laharly]

You get killed by a teddy bear with an axe

[Evileel]

Youve found a strangely shaped corn and shoved it into your ass. Then realized it was a grenade. But is was too late...

[Laharly]

You slip on a bannana peel and fall face first into a cheap hookers arse, the stench makes you choke on your own vomit

[Barty64]

Killed by a huge Epeen

[acutekat]

dumped into burning oil cut up and served to hungry patrons

[abyssion1337]

you needed to construct additional pylons to live, but didn't

[acutekat]

kekekekkekekekekekeke'd

[e1fen1ied]

you overdosed on monsters, red bulls, rock stars, noz, bing, and old glory.

[Barty64]

Glomped hard till you couldn't breath

[Evileel]

You was interested what will happen if you will try to shove a melon into your ass... Well it have exploded.
Yes, your ass, not the melon.

[Barty64]

Overexposere to awesomeness

[Laharly]

You get tramppled to death by an angry sworm of twilight fans

[Barty64]

Killed by next post

[Evileel]

Killed by the previous post

[abyssion1337]

you didn't listen when they said speed limits enforced by air craft

[Fishfreeek]

I peel your skin off with a potato peeler and eat you

[Chillpalazzo]

You did the saftey dance instead of using a condom.

The dance wasn't as safe as you thought and you die from STDs.

[abyssion1337]

you named your kid Millions Knives and expected him to be something other than a mass murderer

[jinzo64]

you drank milk from a clone cow

[BladeGraffiti]

you fall off building head first onto barb wire covered pole

[Evileel]

Paedofinder general finds you.

http://img180.imageshack.us/img180/7416/md2paedofinderci2.jpg

[jinzo64]

you got pawned in the face by a falcon punch

[Kajimura]

killed because Kenpachi Zaraki walked within a tenthousand foot radius of you

[Laharly]

You punch yourself into a coma and die

[Evileel]

Death by my lvl 1 shiny Tsukasa with shiny sideboob and perfectly shaved armpits
http://digilander.libero.it/videotelefilms/forum/yoyo_kawaii.gifhttp://digilander.libero.it/videotelefilms/forum/yoyo_kawaii.gifhttp://digilander.libero.it/videotelefilms/forum/yoyo_kawaii.gif
http://img208.imageshack.us/img208/6076/tsukasa.jpg

[Laharly]

you die because, well you just do :P

[abyssion1337]

You did not heed the warning

[Chillpalazzo]

You are about to kill your rival but then die because of dues ex machina

[jinzo64]

you drown in bowl of mussli you pulled under by a strong current

[Darkerviper]

if you die i die, if i die everybody dies

[jinzo64]

you looked at konachan in a funny way

[abyssion1337]

kokonoa sends a murakumo unit after you

[BladeGraffiti]

marauded by a band of ferocious break dancing hippies

[Kajimura]

Death by my lvl 1 shiny Tsukasa with shiny sideboob and perfectly shaved armpits
http://digilander.libero.it/videotelefilms/forum/yoyo_kawaii.gifhttp://digilander.libero.it/videotelefilms/forum/yoyo_kawaii.gifhttp://digilander.libero.it/videotelefilms/forum/yoyo_kawaii.gif
http://img208.imageshack.us/img208/6076/tsukasa.jpg

care to show me a picture (death because bender bending rodrigzue just killed all humans)

[Evileel]

Do I care to show you a full picture? Of course I care. Everybody cares about anything in this sweet and carrying, although a little bit perverted community. Here is a whole wallpaper which Ive stolen from Lucky Star forums for you ^_^

http://img338.imageshack.us/img338/7772/augustbg.jpg

And you were hugged too hard by carebear ^_^

[e1fen1ied]

get shot by the most epic rocket launcher

http://fc00.deviantart.net/fs44/f/2009/157/d/e/Soifon__s_Bankai_by_1Mohamed1.png

[BladeGraffiti]

tried to catch shot from said epic rocket launcher using teeth

[abyssion1337]

you get shot by a gun that shoots shuriken and lightning

[Chillpalazzo]

Do I care to show you a full picture? Of course I care. Everybody cares about anything in this sweet and carrying, although a little bit perverted community. Here is a whole wallpaper which Ive stolen from Lucky Star forums for you ^_^

http://img338.imageshack.us/img338/7772/augustbg.jpg

And you were hugged too hard by carebear ^_^
OMG HALO

And you die from your computer blowing up.

[BladeGraffiti]

assaulted with hard drive

[Evileel]

Abused by video card.

[e1fen1ied]

zapped by an Evil Eel

[jinzo64]

soi fon stabs you in the same place twice with the released form jakuho raikoben.

[e1fen1ied]

spun to death by my awsome hippie bankai that causes hypnosis
http://www.pangolin.com/images/spin_vga.jpg

[jinzo64]

so aizens a hippie who knew?

[e1fen1ied]

yes me and aizen are both hypnosis hippies only difference is that my hypnosis only make you spin like crazy

[jinzo64]

if i stop you spinning would you die?

you'r run over my mator.

[e1fen1ied]

yes it would but there is only one way to stop my spinning powers

jinzo64 stopped me from spinning witch killed everyone under my hypnosis powers

People you just killed: Me, You, Evileel, Barty64, Doomimus, BladeGraffiti, Blargh, Chillpalazzo, Diclonius, hosokawa37, InuBokko, Kira2521, Laharly, Ranma, Scorchedenigma, Shuiia, surgeon, Tazuto, Zarxrax, Kuwabara, abyssion1337, and Useful

[jinzo64]

thats a lie barty64's lack of height makes him imune to hypnosis as for everyone else i revive them using shenron.

the earth is destroyed by kid buu

[e1fen1ied]

spun so fast you ripped through space/time and end up in my universe the spinning universe and the same thing happens again all enternity

[jinzo64]

you were stepped on tensen

[Evileel]

Stomped by a huge Finnish Penguin
http://www.commodore.ca/misc/jokes/Linux-vs-Microsoft.jpg

[e1fen1ied]

you looked at Chuck Norris funny, the end

[Chillpalazzo]

I pistol whip you to death for saying shenanigans

[e1fen1ied]

i pistol whip you to death for not saying shenanigans

[Evileel]

Yuki uses her sucking powers on you

http://bitgame.org/wp-content/uploads/2008/10/yuki-mikuru.jpg

[abyssion1337]

Stomped by a huge Finnish Penguin
http://www.commodore.ca/misc/jokes/Linux-vs-Microsoft.jpg

Tux murders you and your whole family for not knowing who he is

double fail since penguins only live in the southern hemisphere

[Evileel]

I actually knew the name of Linux mascot and knew that penguins don't naturally live in Finland. The point was to make fun and entertaining post, not scientifically accurate one.
Will you comment my sucking Yuki in your next post?

[jinzo64]

osaka pulls chiyochans pig tails off and we all die the end

[Chillpalazzo]

Well penguins don't have to live in the southern hemispere if they were to live in a zoo or in a science lab of some sort.

Ganandorf kills you

[Evileel]

Capt. Planet beats you to death for using innocent animals for your evil bioengineering experiments.

[Chillpalazzo]

You get saved by a penguin and live the rest of your life happily.

And by the rest of your life, I mean the 2 seconds before the penguin rips your heart out.

[Evileel]

Why he does that?
Also penguins do not have sharp and long enough teeth or claws to do that in 2 seconds

[Laharly]

No but the penguin pwns you anyways for they are perfect beings

[jinzo64]

it's a penguin it can do whatever the f*ck it wants to

your killed by your own ignorance

[Laharly]

you get killed for posting too slowly

[jinzo64]

you get killed for post jumping

[Evileel]

While you were not watching a very hungry ****roach creeps into your ear hole, eats out all of your brain and takes over your brainless body.

[jinzo64]

actually it was a lady bird and my head was empty so it was an easy conquest.

you die because your fake and gay

[Laharly]

You die randomly for being random

[Evileel]

death by some random RAM

http://27.media.tumblr.com/qyuzOO6cGi3yn0f9MauElRmuo1_400.jpg

[Laharly]

Some PC ROM's you in the face

[Evileel]

Flying CD with Lady Gaga's music cuts your throat

[Laharly]

Someone speeds up a merry-go-round too much while listening to "you spin me right round" and you fall out and go splat against the wall

[BladeGraffiti]

headbanged onto knife

[Laharly]

gang raped.....by midgets with butter knifes. you are so ashamed you jump off a cliff

[Chillpalazzo]

You get attacked by Dio Brando...

Za Warudo" "Toki wo tomare" "Kurae!" "Roada rollera da" "WRYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!" "Muda muda muda muda muda muda muda" "So****e toki ga ugoki desu."

[Laharly]

you get hit by a train

[BladeGraffiti]

got caught in wood chipper

[Laharly]

you had sex with a nail gun

[Chillpalazzo]

You had sex with CORN

[BladeGraffiti]

CORN had sex with YOU

[Laharly]

An alien makes you his biatch

[jinzo64]

superman rapes you

[BladeGraffiti]

Alien uses second mouth to eat your face off

[Laharly]

you get killed by the invisible man

[jinzo64]

your name is writen in a death note

[Laharly]

your soul is eaten by floating giant babies

[BladeGraffiti]

you ate the white stuff in the box

[Laharly]

you sleep with vibroblades

[BladeGraffiti]

kicked by a horse in the head

[Laharly]

You went skydiving without a parachute

[jinzo64]

you jumped in to blender

[BladeGraffiti]

You had a rifle malfunction

[jinzo64]

your penis exploded

[Laharly]

you only had 2 days left to retirement

[BladeGraffiti]

you were light yagami

[Laharly]

you are bob, no one likes bob, you got killed because of it

[BladeGraffiti]

you juggled grenades etc etc ..............BOOM!

[Laharly]

you shot yourself in the face hoping you would wake up

[BladeGraffiti]

went fishing for lions and got caught instead

[Laharly]

you woke the wrong dog

[BladeGraffiti]

you bumped into a yakuza

[Laharly]

you smoked the wrong crack

[BladeGraffiti]

you walked in to oncoming traffic

[Laharly]

you tried to punch a donkey, it didnt work out too well

[BladeGraffiti]

insulted the tribe chief

[jinzo64]

you died

[e1fen1ied]

you look a me funny and i use my hippie corn hypnosis powers, ect ect ect.............................. eventually die by lethal injection by corn

[abyssion1337]

I am the white void
I am the cold steel
I am the just sword
With blade in hand shall I reap the sins of the world
And cleanse it in the fires of destruction
I am Hakumen, the end has come!
http://static.desktopnexus.com/thumbnails/147949-bigthumbnail.jpg

[BladeGraffiti]

you got stampeded by fangirls

[e1fen1ied]

this

http://www.usna.edu/Users/math/meh/impact.gif

[Evileel]

You have stolen his candy.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/blogs/chartblog/images/miley_cyrus_man.jpg

[BladeGraffiti]

^ you were his candy

[jinzo64]

you killed by the arrancar

[BladeGraffiti]

got kicked by narusegawa

[Evileel]

You was squashed between Mune-mune's melons
http://i34.tinypic.com/awez2u.jpg
http://i34.tinypic.com/2wm29kx.jpg

[BladeGraffiti]

you tried finding pokemon in the grass but found this guy instead
http://images.absoluteanime.com/samurai_7/kyuzo%5B2%5D.jpg

[Barty64]

Soi fon uses her bankai on you

[e1fen1ied]

dam it thats my line

so Pacman goes on another rampage

[BladeGraffiti]

you took off zaraki's eye patch

[e1fen1ied]

MJ zombie moonwalks over you

[BladeGraffiti]

.......zaraki............has been given a bankai by the creator.......

[e1fen1ied]

aizen and zaraki fight and you get between them

[BladeGraffiti]

you get a seizure from e1fens avi

[e1fen1ied]

you watch Cat Soup

[BladeGraffiti]

you got struck by lightning while swimming in moose piss

[e1fen1ied]

boom head shot..............................the end

[BladeGraffiti]

you got spawn camped by the feds

[e1fen1ied]

when you touch something it causes a nuclear explosion

[abyssion1337]

Hazama trolls you

[jinzo64]

:confused:

[e1fen1ied]

this ( i cant really explain it but i lol'ed so hard when i saw this )

http://images.4chan.org/w/src/1280957424168.jpg

[jinzo64]

you spin me right baby right round like a leek:sweatdrop:

[Evileel]

Batou in disguise assassinates you
http://www.raki-suta.com/img/src/1247116719087.jpg

[jinzo64]

chuck norris saw through this clever discuise and crushed Batou's head between his thigh

[e1fen1ied]

death by rainbow Eva

http://images.4chan.org/w/src/1280920779729.png

[BladeGraffiti]

attacked by yakuza neko mimi maido teacher
http://pseudosarcasm.files.wordpress.com/2007/08/setomoe.jpg

[Evileel]

Tsukasa needed some red paint for her graffiti
http://www.raki-suta.com/img/src/1241964443938.jpg

[BladeGraffiti]

you didn't answer her call
http://i184.photobucket.com/albums/x94/NightSkysAndStars/Anime/AnimeKilling.jpg

[Evileel]

Now you will pay dearly for destroying his home polar caps with your CO2.

http://i1.ytimg.com/i/lkAIelT2LQRe5viZg5RRjQ/1.jpg

[BladeGraffiti]

nothing to say
http://img1.ak.crunchyroll.com/i/spire3/44145e6462908d0087ed3d86e5d561ce1238020741_full.jp g

[jinzo64]

please let that be hell:praise:

[BladeGraffiti]

killed by disappointment

[Evileel]

Magical loli grants your wish!

[BladeGraffiti]

double teamed by succubus'
http://lh5.ggpht.com/_xiFueKnihRA/Sd686tj4_tI/AAAAAAAAEdI/nludfbwX7X4/SuccubusBatch111.jpg

[Evileel]

Swallowtail swallows your tail!
http://www.inklesstales.com/stories/dolch/skunk.jpg

[jinzo64]

old age catches up to you and you turn to dust

[BladeGraffiti]

dark lugia doesn't like your ship
http://image.com.com/gamespot/images/2005/135/925945_20050516_screen001.jpg

[jinzo64]

dark rukia doesn't like dark lugia so freezes you the trainer to death

[Evileel]

While White Lugia doesn't like your face.
http://www.serebii.net/anime/NextOn/223.jpg

[BladeGraffiti]

you were racist against lugia

[Evileel]

Lugia is shocked by your accusation!
http://www.serebii.net/anime/NextOn/223.jpg

[BladeGraffiti]

you encountered a lugia mating
http://files.myopera.com/strikerouge/albums/533703/Lugia%20and%20Articuno.jpg

[jinzo64]

hey no sneak peaks at the next pokemon movie

pokemon the movie the power of two lovers

[BladeGraffiti]

death by spoilers

[jinzo64]

death by l block

[Chillpalazzo]

Death by PINGAS

[abyssion1337]

eaten by Arakune, maybe he thought you had the azure

http://www.inlofi.com/bbctpix/arakunebbct.jpg

[Evileel]

Yoshi concentrates all his powers and farts to your general direction.
http://ui31.gamespot.com/2238/papermario2yoshi_2.jpg

[abyssion1337]

underboob squirrel gets you
http://30ninjas.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/06/makoto.jpg

[Evileel]

That hamster wasn't as innocent as it looked like.
http://images1.fanpop.com/images/photos/2600000/Cute-Baby-hamsters-2628881-460-345.jpg

[abyssion1337]

Mid-Boss gets you
http://www.hardcoregaming101.net/nipponichi/midboss.jpg

[Barty64]

Mr. Bubbles attacks
http://cache.kotaku.com/assets/resources/2007/06/protector.jpg

[abyssion1337]

you didn't heed the warnings

http://www.gamesprays.com/images/icons/Thumbnail_icon264.jpg

[Barty64]

You heeded the warning
http://www.toothpastefordinner.com/080307/spike-pit-peer-pressure.gif

[Chillpalazzo]

You get googled

[jinzo64]

you got rick rolled

[acutekat]

boiled alive in your own blood

[BladeGraffiti]

you stood still
http://img3.ak.crunchyroll.com/i/spire1/c382300abf37d93d406354415860e6401238020778_full.jp g

[thedarkmessenger]

killed by my return. Mwahahahahahahahaha!

[BladeGraffiti]

convicted of impersonating a Jedi

[thedarkmessenger]

convicted of impersonating me.

[BladeGraffiti]

convicted of convicting the impersonator of you

[thedarkmessenger]

convicted of trying to confuzzle me.

[BladeGraffiti]

convicted of convicting a convicted confuzzler

[thedarkmessenger]

conviction through the chest.

Has that one gotten old yet? :P

[BladeGraffiti]

swallowed the poison apple......and died from choking

[thedarkmessenger]

apple to da' crotch.

[BladeGraffiti]

you didn't eat your DINNER

[thedarkmessenger]

You DID eat your dinner...your POISON dinner!

[BladeGraffiti]

you drowned in pudding

[thedarkmessenger]

you drowned in money.

[BladeGraffiti]

CPR failed

[thedarkmessenger]

life support failed.

[BladeGraffiti]

beer hat failed

[thedarkmessenger]

diet failed.

[Chillpalazzo]

Tom finally kills Jerry and your head explodes

[BladeGraffiti]

you ate the son-of-a-gun stew...

[thedarkmessenger]

sylverster (sp?) finally eats Tweety and your head self-destructs.

[BladeGraffiti]

Wiley coyote finally catches the road runner and your head implodes

[thedarkmessenger]

a coyote eats you.

[Chillpalazzo]

Your princess is in another castle. This angers you until you have a heart attack.

[thedarkmessenger]

toad through the chest.

[BladeGraffiti]

you didn't shoot the deputy, he shot you

[Chillpalazzo]

You listen to Justin Beiber and therefor must die

[thedarkmessenger]

you woke up daddy.

[Chillpalazzo]

You go on an adventure to candy mountain Chaarrrlliieeee. You lose both kidneys.

[BladeGraffiti]

god run over by a giant rolling boulder while running through a dark tunnel

[Chillpalazzo]

Ryoko comes out of your screen to kill you

Edit: Picture failed

[BladeGraffiti]

death by failed pics

[Chillpalazzo]

They were working for me a second ago T-T

Death by snoo snoo

[BladeGraffiti]

death by crushed pelvis and over stimulation

[Divine Dragoon]

A big daddy drills you a new ass hole

[BladeGraffiti]

shot for trespassing in bizarro world

[Chillpalazzo]

Gandolf stops you from passing

[BladeGraffiti]

farmed in a lvl 50 area while only lvl 7..........until you were PK'd

[Evileel]

Yuki bites your neck and absorbs your busty bust.

http://bitgame.org/wp-content/uploads/2008/10/yuki-mikuru.jpg


but im a guy
Yuki couldn't care less. She don't give a F. Does it look like she would care?
http://img1.ak.crunchyroll.com/i/spire3/cf9845e5a372c58dc77be0f483a1c64e1225787098_full.gi f

[jinzo64]

yuki kills with you mind bullets for assuming she couldn't care less.
this her caring face
http://img1.ak.crunchyroll.com/i/spire3/cf9845e5a372c58dc77be0f483a1c64e1225787098_full.gi f

[acutekat]

skinned alive dipped in salt then curred for a week and finally simmered on a wood burning stove

[abyssion1337]

Hazama used his Ouroboros to throw you off the top of the 13th Hierarchical city of Kagutsuchi where you end up choking to death on seither

[Chillpalazzo]

You get stomped on by a giant robot and die, under pressure (dun dun dun danana DA DA)

[abyssion1337]

devoured by the black beast

[Chillpalazzo]

The Chinese kill you
http://www.forums.editingarchive.com/images/archiveitems/4fortune-big.jpg

[acutekat]

eyes gouged out and hot sauce poured in

the thrown into a vat of pure caffeine

[abyssion1337]

killed by the giant tomatoes

[jinzo64]

you were raped by a tree

[e1fen1ied]

you fell down a well the Osaka made you watch the WHOLE Amv Hell series until you brain implodes

http://amvnews.ru/images/news002/AMV-Hell-0-50.jpg

[jinzo64]

you crossed the road in osaka eventhoguh the light was red

[abyssion1337]

impaled by lambda

[jinzo64]

you hang your self because you can't remember how to change your avatar picture and if you can change your profile picture.

can someone please tell how to do these things?

[Backmask]

You get killed by Aladdin's super special awsome flying carpet because you dont know how to do stuff.

[jinzo64]

i hung myself for being retared

but will someone pleas tell me how to change my avatar and profile image?

[Backmask]

Click on User CP, when loaded, scroll dow the page until you see Edit Avatar, click on it. The rest is up to you.

[jinzo64]

thankyou your awsome instead of killing you chuck norris gave an extra life.

[abyssion1337]

you've been eaten by mega shark

[BladeGraffiti]

Failed to survive the Gauntlet

[Chillpalazzo]

You attempt to kill someone in Soviet Russia

[BladeGraffiti]

You got stuck in a moment and couldn't get out

[Evileel]

Your head got stuck in a public water-closet hole.
http://image.absoluteastronomy.com/images/encyclopediaimages/b/bl/blacktoiletseat.jpg

[BladeGraffiti]

you bumped into zaraki kenpachi at the mall
http://www.bleachportal.net/fanart/artwork/1151170816_Arnold%20IS%20Kenpachi.jpg

[Fishfreeek]

burned to death

[BladeGraffiti]

you got sucked into an industrial fan

[jinzo64]

your super hero cape got caught in a jet engine

[Evileel]

He wasn't as harmless as you thought.
http://www.img-alegoo.com/images/funny/107.jpg

[jinzo64]

you steped out of a plane door during flight

[acutekat]

both legs blown off you die slowly as you crawl through the desert

[Chillpalazzo]

You have a run in with Chesty from Fable 2

[BladeGraffiti]

your tried to steal a cookie from the cookie jar and found out it was full of syringes filled with poison

[Evileel]

You have accidentally slipped into a tub of Corn Acid.

[jinzo64]

you slipped backwards on to corn cob

[Barty64]

You made Yachiru angry

[abyssion1337]

Dasus does some stuff to you

[jinzo64]

you because your erection made your dick explode

[Barty64]

your head exploded due to over exposure to awesomeness

[jinzo64]

you died from old age

[BladeGraffiti]

you hung yourself with a cordless phone

[nipple]

cordless phone through the chest

[jinzo64]

you died because you saw jame corden:sweatdrop:
http://chubarama.net/wp-content/uploads/2008/05/jamescorden.jpg

[Evileel]

http://ani-nouto.animeblogger.net/wp-images/2008/20081226-03-01.jpg
Kuroi-sensei kills you from 200 yards away with her voice.

http://i34.tinypic.com/2vjqznp.jpg

[abyssion1337]

bomberman splodes you

[Evileel]

Wild Misuzu appears.
Misuzu uses fart attack.
http://i52.photobucket.com/albums/g10/Junipop/2007-03-13-47077.gif

It's super effective!
You've fainted!