[BleachBebopAlchemist]

You have your head crushed in a vice.

[jinzo64]

crushed by a comment.

[hatz300]

crushed by alot of feathers, hey, they still weight something right?

[abyssion1337]

Jarvan skewers you

[Neomalysys]

mauled by 100 deranged weasels, 50 slightly less deranged cats, and one confused turtle

[hatz300]

anally raped and stabbed to death at the same time
if this happens in a movie then it has to be rated atleast chronicles of narnia (inside joke from highschool)

[jinzo64]

you die after being made to watch dragonball evloution,the last airbender and wolverine origins all at the same time

[nipple]

You choke on a baby

[Guthix]

death by spoons
http://data.whicdn.com/images/14844310/spoonman_large.png

[nipple]

spoons through the chest

[Guthix]

death by eating yourself

[nipple]

death by eating your other self

[Guthix]

death by pissing off a dude replying with close to copy posts

[nipple]

you are exiled for not getting chain comments and die shamefully

[Ginger126]

You ate an exploding pie given to you by Squidward.

[jinzo64]

death by the grim reaper

[HeyHeyHeyStayOuttaMyShed]

Death by swallowing acid, internal organs all erupting and the stomach being torn open. Organs plop to the floor and blood is everywhere.

[jinzo64]

death by brony stampede in local toy shop.

[HeyHeyHeyStayOuttaMyShed]

Death by falling into a large meat grinder intended for living/dead animals

[Guthix]

death by a glomp

[jinzo64]

death by a flomp

[HeyHeyHeyStayOuttaMyShed]

Death by slipping on an icy surface and falling onto a sharp icicle

[jinzo64]

death by being nibbled by honey bees

[HeyHeyHeyStayOuttaMyShed]

Death by slicing the aorta artery with multiple razor blades

[jinzo64]

death by fighting a grizzly bear

[HeyHeyHeyStayOuttaMyShed]

Death by starvation and exhaustion

[jinzo64]

death by falling of the top of mount everest

[HeyHeyHeyStayOuttaMyShed]

Death by cutting your stomach open unwillingly, taking your intestines and choking yourself with them while being raped by a very large man in a pink apron.

[jinzo64]

death from being eaten by tiny dogs

[Distict5-9]

Death by having own head hit repeatedly with a sledgehammer.

[QUADChromatic]

Death by eating bad roman.

[HeyHeyHeyStayOuttaMyShed]

Death by oh long johnsoning and a train hitting you

[Distict5-9]

Death by own spine snapping in two, as a result of epic pelvic thrusting.

http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m101jpSzR21qewv88.gif

[HeyHeyHeyStayOuttaMyShed]

Death by stabbing a knife in my vagina

[Distict5-9]

^ Who would that be killing? Him or you? 0_o

[HeyHeyHeyStayOuttaMyShed]

^ Who would that be killing? 0_o

Who? Anyone with a vagina. Blood loss. :3 hehe

[bloodlover1987]

death by falling in a giant fryer

[Distict5-9]

Who? Anyone with a vagina. Blood loss. :3 hehe

A guy can never be too sure... (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Teeth_%28film%29)

[HeyHeyHeyStayOuttaMyShed]

Death by ripping off your own jaw and throwing your head towards a large kitchen knife, skull fragments and brain tissue everywhere.

[Distict5-9]

(^ Weee... Gore... =D)

Death by... Chocolate!

http://www.geekologie.com/2009/07/09/death-by-chocolate.jpg

[Evileel]

Sounds horrible.
http://www.freewebs.com/bushyanimeweb/Osaka%20Website%20Pic.jpg

[Neomalysys]

Death by lllllllllllllllllll aaaaaaaaaaaaaaa aaaaa aaaa ggggggggggggg gggggg gggg.

[HeyHeyHeyStayOuttaMyShed]

Death by sticking pin needles up your urethra and auto erotic asphyxiation. Drool, piss and blood everywhere.

[Distict5-9]

Mistaken for an enemy Spy.

http://tf2wiki.net/w/images/e/e3/SpyHeadAsplode.gif

[Haar]

Death from fapping too much. Like this guy. (www.atlnightspots.com/2011/boy-dies-after-masturbating-42-times)

[glory of llama]

Death by irate amv newb haar tried to "help", strangled with mousecord

[Haar]

Death by irate amv newb haar tried to "help", strangled with mousecord

Lies. Newbs don't have mouses.

Death by being blinded by this site's font and background, thus leading to you walking onto the street and getting hit by a truck.

[jinzo64]

your killed by suzumebachi

[glory of llama]

Lies. Newbs don't have mouses.

Death by being blinded by this site's font and background, thus leading to you walking onto the street and getting hit by a truck.

OMG IT'S SO TRUE.


Jinzo: death by griefing.

[Neomalysys]

death by piano

[Distict5-9]

Death by a thousand paper cuts.

[jinzo64]

Jinzo: death by griefing.

why did i die from greifing?

[HeyHeyHeyStayOuttaMyShed]

Death by chainsaw sex

[jinzo64]

Chainsaw Sex?

[abyssion1337]

Chainsaw Sex through the chest

[jinzo64]

chainsaw sex
http://media.otakuzone.com/store/album/2/15082/T12742325142532648c1a5af99c96a8f6908c4a0819ff.jpg

[HeyHeyHeyStayOuttaMyShed]

http://i.imgur.com/Xknyy.jpg

[jinzo64]

well that clears that up.

die due to embarresment

[Haar]

chainsaw sex
http://media.otakuzone.com/store/album/2/15082/T12742325142532648c1a5af99c96a8f6908c4a0819ff.jpg
Pretty sure it's exactly what it sounds like.

[jinzo64]

well i came up with several deffinitions for chansaw sex

2 chainsaws having sex

a human having sex with a chainsaw

a man and a women using a chainsaw as sex toy

a man using a chain saw as a contriceptive

[Neomalysys]

death by jinzo logic

[jinzo64]

jinzo logic?
http://media.otakuzone.com/store/album/2/15082/T12742325142532648c1a5af99c96a8f6908c4a0819ff.jpgh ttp://static.desktopnexus.com/thumbnails/526684-bigthumbnail.jpg

[JinVicious]

You get Raped to death by a giant gorilla with AIDS.

[Neomalysys]

Death by five finger death punch

[jinzo64]

death by dieing

[Ginger126]

Death by Grammar Nazis

https://lh6.googleusercontent.com/-QclcLACUn0s/TWqqW6LULrI/AAAAAAAAAAY/xZH3Fna1h50/Grammar_Nazis____The_Motivator_by_ZlayaHozyayka.jp g

[Kaiju]

Death by having your Jimmies Rustled

[Ginger126]

You were constricted by three giant pythons, effectively crush most of your bones. Swallowed by one python, that python is then swallowed by another and that by the last. You die of a mix of asphyxiation and of inhaling stomach acid.

[Kaiju]

DEATH BY SNU-SNU! :p

[HeyHeyHeyStayOuttaMyShed]

Death by Chuck Norris roadhouse kicking you

[Kaiju]

Death by Guthix

[bloodlover1987]

death by seal team 6

[HeyHeyHeyStayOuttaMyShed]

Death by being swallowed whole by a great white shark.

[Ginger126]

Death by fumigation via ant insecticide

[HeyHeyHeyStayOuttaMyShed]

Death by a dentist drilling your brain with his/her high-speed drill

[Ginger126]

You died after I sucked out your soul in a futile attempt to fill the endless void within me.

[HeyHeyHeyStayOuttaMyShed]

Every time i go into this thread, i hear this theme lol :


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fxcytDuVWms

[QUADChromatic]

Death by a penny falling from the Empire state building.

[jinzo64]

death by being killed by a fictional weapon of mass destruction.

[Ginger126]

You were dropped off by ferry at your private island for a vacation in your cabin vacation home when you realize you lost the key. While trying to survive until the ferry returns several days later you die a bloody death at the claws of a mountain lion while trying to defend your recent kill of wild turkey.

[QUADChromatic]

Death by being buried alive.

[nipple]

You trip into the endless pitfall you installed in your room for no apparent reason

[QUADChromatic]

You find a unicorn and try to pet it but it impales you with its horn.

[nipple]

You ski 100 km/h into a tree

[HeyHeyHeyStayOuttaMyShed]

Death by Hatsune Miku shoving her vegetable stick thing down your throat until you suffocate.

[nipple]

You though breathing was overrated

[QUADChromatic]

Death by being beat to death by fafetch'd with his leak
http://images.wikia.com/unpokemon/images/e/e6/Farfetchd.gif

[nipple]

You took a leak on a power socket

[QUADChromatic]

You hugged a panda and it rips your head off.

[nipple]

you have a stroke from seizing the picture

[abyssion1337]

a byakhee flies off with you

[bloodlover1987]

shot and mugged for your skittles

[Neomalysys]

death by rainbow

[abyssion1337]

rainbow through the chest

[Distict5-9]

Problem solved with a chainsaw.

http://www.beardface.com/files/news_images/chainsaw_2.jpg

[Kaiju]

Devoured by a Shoggoth On the Roof... TENTACLES~!

[jinzo64]

killed by double rainbow to the heart

[abyssion1337]

double rainbow eats you

[Haar]

Pummeled by Captain Rainbow
http://lovedelicgames.files.wordpress.com/2010/05/captain-rainbow.jpg


Devoured by a Shoggoth On the Roof... TENTACLES~!
And here I was thinking I was the only one who knew about that song, considering that clip I made using it for AMV.avi got no feedback whatsoever.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P2csnVNai-o

[abyssion1337]

Pummeled by Captain Rainbow
http://lovedelicgames.files.wordpress.com/2010/05/captain-rainbow.jpg


And here I was thinking I was the only one who knew about that song, considering that clip I made using it for AMV.avi got no feedback whatsoever.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P2csnVNai-o

actually I have the entire album XP

Tyranid genestealers do what they do best

[Neomalysys]

You see the physical form of Cthulhu.

[jinzo64]

killed by Black Wargreymons Terror force

[abyssion1337]

You cross a hive tyrant's path

[HeyHeyHeyStayOuttaMyShed]

Death by Kitten Huffing

http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Kitten_huffing

[Neomalysys]

You piss off Chuck Norris.

[Guthix]

death by your cat sitting on your face while you sleep

[Kaiju]

Death by Penguins

[Guthix]

death by eating lots of beans in a single poorly ventilated room

[jinzo64]

Killed by Black Wargreymon

[Ken-Chan]

Killed by space nazis

[jinzo64]

Killed by a pod of killer whales.

[HeyHeyHeyStayOuttaMyShed]

Death by being eaten by a Rhino