[Filleraol]

rocket chainsaw through the chest

[abyssion1337]

you get eaten by a yozi

[nipple]

marmalade chainsaw through the chest

[Animegirlzzzzzzz]

Marmalade Boy, 'nuf said.

[abyssion1337]

the super devil uses his evil jar of marmalade on you

[healerraven]

the blackhared demon kills you all with mega mans arm

[Kyle X]

White-skinned demons shoot you in your sleep

[acutekat]

alma watches you too much

[abyssion1337]

you made an enemy of the Esoteric Order of Dagon

[nipple]

you get chased by the Ghost Train

[luffyiscool]

ghost train through the chest

[abyssion1337]

you get crushed by a stone pillar

[luffyiscool]

you get crushed by a stone temple pilot

[abyssion1337]

crushed by an orange

[Animegirlzzzzzzz]

Squashed by a crush!
Wait...

[abyssion1337]

you thought you killed me but I used the dead ringer

[Filleraol]

drank water until it filled your lungs

[abyssion1337]

lit on fire with no water around

[nipple]

lit on fire in your pocket

[luffyiscool]

flaming javelin through the chest

[abyssion1337]

http://th04.deviantart.net/fs29/150/i/2008/158/b/8/Warning_Duke_Devlin_by_Tyrany.jpg

you ignored the warning that this post contains copious amounts of Duke Devlin

http://janime.info/images/duelists/otogi/01/01.jpg
http://photos-407.friendster.com/e1/photos/70/46/72926407/1_774560507l.jpg

[Animegirlzzzzzzz]

Image hosted by Tripod.

[abyssion1337]

you get shot through the heart

oh and we really do need to get those spammers taken care of

[Doomimus]

Taken care of. Again, next time, just report them.

[acutekat]

dice through the forehead

aside: i haven't seen the spammer how bad is it?

[Doomimus]

Spammer is no more.

[NLAlchemist]

jumped by an army of frogs

[abyssion1337]

jumped on by a poison dart frog

[luffyiscool]

struck with a poison frog dart

[abyssion1337]

stuck with a grenade

[daikaisho vanguard]

Was nearby when Shrek farted

[Doomimus]

Ouch. I wouldn't wish that on anybody.

[daikaisho vanguard]

You ate the pink stuff behind my fridge

[luffyiscool]

pink stuff through the chest :O

[abyssion1337]

you found out you read too many nasty books

[luffyiscool]

nasty book through the chest!

[abyssion1337]

eaten by flames

[luffyiscool]

eaten by a grue

[abyssion1337]

the moon falls on you

[NLAlchemist]

drowned in your own piss

[abyssion1337]

one of the four giants step on you

[luffyiscool]

you board the wrong rocket, the one going on "operation spacegrave"

[abyssion1337]

heroine overdose

[Doomimus]

Hero overdose.

[abyssion1337]

you tried to make a connection to Boba Fett without clearing it with Boba Fett

[acutekat]

sarlac pited

[abyssion1337]

Dirac sea'd

[acutekat]

barret'd

[abyssion1337]

the burger king steals your soul

[cactuargirl]

10,000 needles
http://tbn2.google.com/images?q=tbn:7Tn6q5BVix0N2M:http://guidesmedia.ign.com/guides/3847/images/jcactuar.jpg
you're hp has to be 10,000 i guess for it ta work ^^

[abyssion1337]

you get eaten by and orange

[acutekat]

you took cover over a grenade

[cactuargirl]

a certain ampersand decides one is enough and shanks you with the pointy part.

[acutekat]

noob tubed

[abyssion1337]

you die of scurvy

[Doomimus]

Boot to the head... with cleats. Spiky cleats. Like the ones Denis used in the Spongebob movie.

[abyssion1337]

you got hit by a train when a pyro airblasted you in front of it

[Mawelli]

You trip.

[luffyiscool]

you trip on acid, and wander around the freeway until your implied death

[abyssion1337]

you piss of the wrong tiger

[luffyiscool]

you cut the wrong wire

[abyssion1337]

killed by a Brooklyn Furry

[cactuargirl]

hamtaro pops out of your toilet and eats you from bottom up

[abyssion1337]

5 dead babies rape you to death

[Evileel]

Youre that kitten.


http://img529.imageshack.us/img529/5048/catandcow.jpg

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/7/78/Pongo_pygmaeus_%28orangutang%29.jpg/150px-Pongo_pygmaeus_%28orangutang%29.jpg

[abyssion1337]

you stopped being 3 dimensional for a while though

[acutekat]

lungs went projectile

[abyssion1337]

knife in the back

[acutekat]

and now we dance the tango of death

you faulter

[abyssion1337]

you had a staring contest with death, and you blinked

[acutekat]

death and you play battleship

he sank your battleship

[abyssion1337]

sniper bishop

[acutekat]

you're too late the bishop didn't get to you in time

[abyssion1337]

you were attacked by the scatman

[HylAz10]

you were eaten by giant versions of scatmans on crack

[abyssion1337]

you get eaten by your hat

[luffyiscool]

you get skinned and turned into a hat

[abyssion1337]

you got thrown into a pool of Irukandji

[acutekat]

you get made in gaak

[abyssion1337]

you get thrown into a pit with a Rancor

[acutekat]

sniped through the scope

[abyssion1337]

you get hit with that bullet with your name on it

[Slythin]

I annihilate you at the moment you are concieved, making it so that I never have
^ to annihilate you, meaning you're still alive, so V
<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<

[acutekat]

you brain splode

[abyssion1337]

you eat a whole bottle of pills

[Filleraol]

pacemaker through the chest

[luffyiscool]

you get run over by a granny scooter

[abyssion1337]

you're eaten by a shoggoth

[Evileel]

You are on the left.

http://i41.tinypic.com/23l1s9v.jpg

[acutekat]

you ate the tiny mint

[abyssion1337]

you ate a light bulb

[acutekat]

you get sucked into the intake manifolds of an incom t-16 x-wing

[Filleraol]

you went ti china and ate a dog that had rabies

[abyssion1337]

you were shot by the idiot squad for thinking that would give you rabies

[Filleraol]

=( (fail then i guess)..

..Idiot squad through the chest!

[abyssion1337]

you get into a fight with Dirty Harry and didn't know the difference between 5 and 6

[acutekat]

you said what one more time

[Odessa]

You got caught in a fight between bad internet cliches.

[Evileel]

Internet cliche eats your brains.

http://th02.deviantart.net/fs18/300W/i/2007/147/0/2/Osaka_Azumanga_Daioh_by_badakbcula1.jpg

[acutekat]

meme through the eye

[Doomimus]

Rick roll'd roadkill

[abyssion1337]

you decided to betray the Dark Brotherhood

[daikaisho vanguard]

Tried to rob the grave of a pharaoh without noticing the guardian mummies

[Evileel]

You are trying to read some ancient Egyptian hieroglyphs when Konata creeps in to the room and takes you from the behind. When you notice her, its too late to save yourself. She is already inside you. Sorry http://forum.imperiaonline.org/int/Smileys/classic/cry.gif


http://images3.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/6/65/PattingKagami.gif

[abyssion1337]

you tried to swallow a 30' stone pillar

[acutekat]

you posted way too much filler

[abyssion1337]

you got shot by Shepherd Book

[acutekat]

you told everyone you were dead so it happened

[abyssion1337]

you fell into an empty grave then it started to rain, hard; and there may have been a small flood

[acutekat]

others think you dead but feel most alive 6 depths down

[abyssion1337]

you didn't have sympathy for the devil

[acutekat]

oh but i do in stereo

how you underestimate me

this will lead to your untimely demise

[abyssion1337]

well that would certainly be a surprise

I am immortal and not of this world

can't you see that I'm one of those just beyond the vail

[acutekat]

ah but those behind the vail think themselve clever

but when reality they like everyone else are doomed to die

but they die the slow death the death of a thousand deaths for they do not die from without

but from within

and so shall you pass from your place unseen into the grave so clean not from the cruel un wavering march of time but from your soul corrupted

[abyssion1337]

ok ok, wait, I don't want to rhyme 2 threads;

my soul is not corrupt, reality is mine only enemy and even it can be subverted

all things must end someday though but still likely I'll be around long after you, even by a death of old age

[acutekat]

but i will not go quietly into the night

as you are their already i still have my day in the sun

to bask and bathe before i go out with my last breath

and when i go i will still not give up

death cannot stop me from my goal

i will hunt you down and pursue you to the depths of whatever lair i find you in

i will find you in that palce and i will show you the meaning of end

[abyssion1337]

you wouldn't last a second in the place where I dwell, the pure chaos would taint your body and mutate you to death

[acutekat]

ahh but again you underestimate me i will not feel the chaos the chaos will feel me

it will tremble before my awesome might and wilt

and you will be peeled layer by layer until you stand weak and alone against the awesome light

and you will be no more

[abyssion1337]

your complete misunderstanding of it will be your downfall

[acutekat]

ah but you again overestimate your own mystery i have study you in depth and know all of your weaknesses

and will exploit them to your ruin

[FnkyWlkrDrtyTlkr]

All of your examining lead to a brain hemorage which attacks you in your sleep and you die painfully in the night knowing in your final moments that there is no god 0.0

[acutekat]

god smites you for that blasphemous passage

[FnkyWlkrDrtyTlkr]

I don't believe in your god, I claim immunity. Just like my immunity to swine flu. Which you caught when I had it in the tent. You die of it...NOW.

and yes, I just compared god to swine flu. I virus that has caused the deaths of many people.

[acutekat]

a swine bursts out of your chest

[FnkyWlkrDrtyTlkr]

And ripps out your heart

[acutekat]

and gobbles your splean

[abyssion1337]

eaten by a boar

[FnkyWlkrDrtyTlkr]

micro-meteor through the face

[acutekat]

in soviet russia you eat boar

then die

[abyssion1337]

you get attacked by a possessed treadmill

[acutekat]

a possessed lifting bar beats your family to death and then makes starve on the street of walla walla

[abyssion1337]

your head implodes from lack of brains

[FnkyWlkrDrtyTlkr]

You get shot in the face, revealing a village of elves that took up residence in the empty space between your ears

[acutekat]

your physics fail

[abyssion1337]

you divided by zero, everyone knows that only the protoss mothership can do that

[acutekat]

http://i291.photobucket.com/albums/ll296/acutekat/reqiuresadditionalpylons.png

this holds the secret to save your life

[abyssion1337]

seen it.

you were captivated by a killer clown

[acutekat]

http://i291.photobucket.com/albums/ll296/acutekat/irony.jpg

face full of irony

[abyssion1337]

you've been thunderstruck

[acutekat]

ditto sept by pikachu

[abyssion1337]

your pikachu evolved, you were so sad you killed yourself

[acutekat]

you're an hero

[abyssion1337]

you're a martyr

[acutekat]

grammer through the chest

[abyssion1337]

you were lynched

[acutekat]

torched and pitchforked

[abyssion1337]

tared and feathered

[acutekat]

neccessary and proper clause'd

[abyssion1337]

killed by the spelling police

[PaperFreak]

Killed from an explosion caused by yelling.

[LawRayLiet]

killed by the spelling police

What Anime Is Your Avatar From?

[Evileel]

And from which anime is acutekat's avatar? http://img82.imageshack.us/img82/8514/79044543by4.gif


And evil Chiyo-chan blows up your brains with her psychokinetic powers.



http://img245.imageshack.us/img245/5594/theevilone.jpg

[abyssion1337]

mine is from Sayonara Zetsubou Sensei

you get killed by a t-rex wielding a pistol

[BopBopBop]

you get killed by a squirrel with a gun.

[abyssion1337]

you tried to stop the smooze

[acutekat]

And from which anime is acutekat's avatar? http://img82.imageshack.us/img82/8514/79044543by4.gif


And evil Chiyo-chan blows up your brains with her psychokinetic powers.



http://img245.imageshack.us/img245/5594/theevilone.jpg

congrats you are the first person i've quoted directly like this

its not from an anime and but its on the internet major kudos if you guess it

and when you do you die


immediately

do not pass go do not collect $200

just die

[abyssion1337]

you get lit on fire by King Lot

[acutekat]

you get the same fate as lot's wife

[abyssion1337]

you get the same fate as Kurt Cobain

[JinVicious]

You'll get your head exploding Fist of the North Star style!

[nipple]

i piano falls on you

[abyssion1337]

you get your head bitten off

[Tamsy]

You fall into a poorly made spike pit that I dug.

[abyssion1337]

you were too late

[Tazuto]

Yui's guitar through the chest

[JinVicious]

You pee on an electric fence.

[abyssion1337]

painful but not fatal under any reasonable circumstances

your pacemaker fails

[Tazuto]

Alucard through the chest

[abyssion1337]

you got hooked on the puffs

[acutekat]

you get beaten to death by a floating keyboard

[abyssion1337]

liver disease

[nipple]

you are treated for a lunch made from your liver

[abyssion1337]

killed by a hungry ghost for disturbing its tomb

[nipple]

killed by a disturbing Disturbed fan for disturbing his home

[abyssion1337]

we've been thunderstruck

[nipple]

fell into a manhole. in Serbia

[abyssion1337]

fell into a manhole in Innsmouth

[nipple]

fell into a manhole in Silent Hill

[abyssion1337]

You fell into a manhole but it wasn't a manhole: it was a Rock Lobster

[acutekat]

you've donated 3 kidneys to science

[abyssion1337]

I stole your pancreas

[nipple]

your trip to Mordor ended up bad

[abyssion1337]

you tried to walk into mordor

[Charon]

you trip on your own feet and fall into Mount Doom

[Tazuto]

saurons contact falls on you

[whyilovetehanime]

I'm Confused umm... I KILLS YOU!

[abyssion1337]

you offend the technoviking

[Tazuto]

you offend the metal viking(which is much more unforgiveing)

[abyssion1337]

but not nearly as dangerous

kicked by robotic chuck norris

[Charon]

You anger Zombie Swayze

[Tazuto]

you re-inact the higurashi anime, which i still will never ever watch

[abyssion1337]

you never watch the higurashi anime so you're completely unprepared

[The-Ville]

You don't stop when it's hammer time.

[abyssion1337]

you got melted

[acutekat]

slain utop the mountain of PAINE

[abyssion1337]

your car breaks down so you walk to the nearest town, which happens to be Silent Hill.

[acutekat]

you get made into a wallet

[abyssion1337]

you insult the blue beetle in front of linkara

[acutekat]

you die laughing

[abyssion1337]

you get shot through the heart

[acutekat]

spork'd

[abyssion1337]

your partner shoots you in the back

[acutekat]

you took a stroll out in the great australlian land mine field

[Evileel]

http://img23.imageshack.us/img23/150/tsukasaposter1.jpg


Yes, you die :D

[abyssion1337]

you were on the Mary Celeste

[Tazuto]

you were hit on the head with the A-bomb

[sammy aranee]

Someone needed to say it..... Chuck Norris killed you.

[JinVicious]

I am Chuck Norris-proof so I kill him and use his corpse to beat you to death.

[Evileel]

But that was just Chuck's stunt. Real Chuck Norris appears and...


http://83.216.172.69/FCP/DocumentiSitiFCP/documenti/immagini/chuck%20norris3.jpg

[JinVicious]

But that was just Chuck's stunt. Real Chuck Norris appears and...


http://83.216.172.69/FCP/DocumentiSitiFCP/documenti/immagini/chuck%20norris3.jpg

Well since my Chuck Norris-proof ability applies to both Stunt Doubles and the Real Thing, I kill Chuck Norris and then eat him in order to absorb his power...and then I kill you.

[abyssion1337]

you come home to find Darkseid sitting on your couch(watch Linkara's review of countdown)

[daikaisho vanguard]

You ate my hibiscus

[acutekat]

red army choir awesomes you to death

[Tazuto]

brutal legend through the chest

[abyssion1337]

you tried to solo the patriarch on suicidal

[Tazuto]

You tried to get 400% on Rock Bands "Through the fire and the flames" on expert

[abyssion1337]

you had someone rush you through nightmare difficulty then tried hell by yourself

[tapirs!?]

red army choir awesomes you to death
oh, dat would be a beautifull death :p
I think there song is very funny^^

I want to learn the lyrics and sing it full out on the streets or something xD

[Tazuto]

you get impaled by the threads auto non responsive killbots

[abyssion1337]

you disrespected my singing so I fed you to a kraken (5 points to anyone who gets the reference)

[Tazuto]

You are killed by a monkey on a island

[abyssion1337]

well well well, I though people stopped playing good games a while ago

you though that surrendering to the Geth was a good idea

[gigg44]

get squashed by gundam foot

[abyssion1337]

sorry, that was not medicine

[daikaisho vanguard]

Tried to swim all the way through the sewers of New York

[Tazuto]

pogo'd off the empire state building

[abyssion1337]

killed by the zombie cosplayers

[Tazuto]

killed by the MALE sailor moon cosplayers ;P

[gigg44]

killed by getting hit spoon for many years until you go mental

[abyssion1337]

killed by several thousand tons worth of buttons falling on you

[gigg44]

killed by eating to many apple pie

[tapirs!?]

killed by the MALE sailor moon cosplayers ;P

make that lucky star cosplayers xD
http://userserve-ak.last.fm/serve/_/33526359/Loli****+All+Dressed+Up+With+No+Place+T.jpg

[abyssion1337]

killed by the KGB

[gigg44]

killed by over exitment

[abyssion1337]

killed in an earthquake

[daikaisho vanguard]

Killed in a hurricane

[abyssion1337]

killed in the slave pits

[acutekat]

ronald regan radio through the face

[abyssion1337]

You thought that AaaaaAAaaaAAAaaAAAAaAAAAA!!! was a real sport

[Tazuto]

meteor shower throw the face

[abyssion1337]

protesters to the face

[Tazuto]

Evoker to the face

[abyssion1337]

Summoner to the face

[Doomimus]

excessive fish-slapping to the face

[abyssion1337]

hmm, I'm sure that this'll be misinterpreted by anyone who hasn't seen Spoony's FFVIII review but: A Whore uses Anal on you

[acutekat]

you take an acid trip to oblivion

[abyssion1337]

you get removed from the game

[PaperFreak]

You watched The Ring, and you died.

[abyssion1337]

you were blind and had a bunch of kids that didn't get the concept of moving diagonally were directing on a treacherous path over a bottomless pit (guess what this is a reference to)

[PaperFreak]

You jumped out of a window, and landed in fire.

[abyssion1337]

you get mauled by a trained soviet attack bear

[Tazuto]

killed by buttsex, with a minotaur

[abyssion1337]

the minotaur killed you for for saying that

[gigg44]

killed by " LITTLE BOY " ! (find the anime refrence ^^)

[abyssion1337]

killed by fat man

[CelticFoxx]

you eat some minty fresh poison candy given to you by santa for being naughty.

[abyssion1337]

shot through the heart

[tapirs!?]

you die

[JinVicious]

you die

That's vague, be more specific and detailed please ;)

[tapirs!?]

uhm, okay^^

you're walking on the street, a nice sun is out there shining,
look!, there is a birdy,
you say:
"hey little birdy, how ya' doing?"
"I'm okay, my friend, how are you doing?"
"I'm good^^"
"I'm glad to hear that my boy"
"well, I'm going to buy some endive, bye bye =)"
"Take care!"

then you die

[JinVicious]

>_> Tap, no offense, but you suck at killing people.

[tapirs!?]

>_> Tap, no offense, but you suck at killing people.

yh, I know =(,
I think I'll let you guys do the killing^^

[JinVicious]

Try to watch some more of the violent animes that are loaded with killing :D You might learn a few things.

[tapirs!?]

My fave anime is Elfen Lied, I watched it over 10 times,

I also really like Gantz, Higurashi, Umineko, and probally some more, which I can't recall now^^

those where bloody, right? =p

[JinVicious]

Aye, So you should have plenty of ideas on how to kill someone :D

[tapirs!?]

Aye, So you should have plenty of ideas on how to kill someone :D

hmm,, yh, but it's still really hard to make an original one :\

hmm,, I'll come back when I have good kill :D

[abyssion1337]

assassinated by the morag tong

[JinVicious]

Toki of Hokuto Shin Ken kills you using North Star Merciful Face Breaker!

[PaperFreak]

You become the WonderChild and your eyes glow, then light shoots out of your eyes, then your face explodes, and then you have to wait 5 seconds to respawn.

[Jasonbobdude]

Your tongue freezes to the back of a speeding bus, it gets ripped off, massive anime-esque amounts of blood shoot out of your mouth and you die.

[PaperFreak]

You drop a plastic cup, and it shatters into a million peices and they all lodge into your eyes, and then you accidentally trip over the remote on the floor, and you smash through the window, and the glass in the window gets lodged in your brain, and then you call 911, and die.

[acutekat]

dang this place got hopin in my absense

i beat you to death with my graphics card

[PaperFreak]

I joined the AMV Hell community, tried to quit, then ninjas threatened to kill me, so I made them kill you instead by re-joining.

[acutekat]

in soviet russia you don't quit forum


forum sends you to siberia

[PaperFreak]

You got a tattoo of your favorite post by me, and then the ink exploded.
Oh and...A hippo bit your neck and killed you.

[acutekat]

your tattoo got infected

the hard way

[Doomimus]

The mod ninjas ctrl-alt-del you out of existence.

Wait, I'm sorry. Should be teh mod ninjas.

[acutekat]

BSOD'ed

[PaperFreak]

Your bed gets posessed with some sort of creepy child-demon-spirit and you try to take advantage of her, but she stabs you in the eye.

[acutekat]

my bed is filled with holy water ha

the demon child dies taking the soul you tried to summon her with into hell draging you along with you

and then i come down there rip your arm off and beat you to death with it

[abyssion1337]

yeah Doom, you're not a ninja if you go around saying it

you could've had a V8, but instead you decided on the alien virus

[Doomimus]

For all you know, I could be a decoy. *whistles innocently*

You call Edward "shorty."

[acutekat]

*BLAM* head forcibly removed with a twelve gauge

[abyssion1337]

you tried shooting the fleshpound with your pistol, it just got mad

[acutekat]

you said "The" word

[CelticFoxx]

you thoroughly board every window and door in the kitchen, the old gas stove in the corner is turned on; leaking noxious fumes in the air, you stand on a chair; the only thing that holds your life as a rope is embraced around your neck. you take the bottle of pills to the side a choke them down with the glass of water. it falls out of your hand breaking to the floor. you ready the chair under your feet. the perfect death, nothing can go wrong. the chair rushes out from under your feet. the rope tightens against your neck, ripping into your flesh, the drugs are taking its tool along with the toxic air...

your...

about...

to...

go...

to...

hell...when the ceiling breaks and releases the rope around your neck, you fall upon the chair, taking a huge blow to your stomach vomiting the drugs you so took, the gasses about gone, you curse the world and reach for the last bit of hope to die.

your hand stretched out, you grab the carton of matches that fell on the ground, you take it from its drudged up spot in the vomit.
sweat runs down your temples, as you take it in both hands, griping it with your life.
you push the holder out of the slot, two matches remain.
you take them both...
rush them across the gritted end of the box...
sparks happen to fly...
you can smell the sweet burning smell mixed with the fading gas...
thats when...
the pressure caused...
the...
match heads...
to...
break...
you faint only to find you have been hospitalized, but the walls dont look like those from a hospital, their grayish texture has a chilling unwanted feeling to them, you hear screams down the hall, as you look around you see you have been straped into a table, the doctor then looks at you a smiles, he holds a long needle with some sort of liquid in his hand, and he says...
"your staying her for a long time, lets get to know each other better."

[acutekat]

then i punch the doctor in the face find the SOB who wrote it and stab him in the face with skilcraft .7 mm twist top mechanical pencil

[CelticFoxx]

OH DEAR GOD! ive been stabbed, and it f****n hurts! why why, i thought it be funny > . <

[CelticFoxx]

25/11/09
Celticfoxx Died of massive blood loss due to a stupid prank on a killing thread...

Ironic.

[JinVicious]

Abyssion Shoots you for double posting and you die.

[CelticFoxx]

http://bbsimg.ngfiles.com/14/20393000/ngbbs4b0edcab34552.jpg

Cachink,

Abyssion; "Prepare to die (AGAIN) you double poster!"

[acutekat]

wow a hand drawn picture nice



a snap off your hands and smack you to death with them

the irony is very great

[abyssion1337]

giant glass ball crushes you

[CelticFoxx]

I eat your brains.

[abyssion1337]

hit by a group of vindicators

[Tazuto]

Death by paladins(of all kinds)

[daikaisho vanguard]

All kinds of Palantir through the chest

[abyssion1337]

you get tainted

[Evileel]

So youre in the swimming pool. Youre calmly playing with yourself and enjoying the silence. Then Osaka comes in and stabs you. Then Sakaki finishes you with her silly look.

http://img109.imageshack.us/img109/5745/osakachiyosakakiazumang.png

And when youre about to lose consciousness, Sakaki says to you:
- Youre 999 th victim of Osaka. Congratulations ^_^

999 is your lucky number, so you die in happiness. The end.


To be continued

[tapirs!?]

aww, poor Chiyo :(
and Sakaki's look really is silly xD