[Evileel]

Sliced by pictures!

[synbad2]

Sliced by pictures!

Death by papercut :D

[nipple]

Death by two ton paperweight

[Tazuto]

death by yukari mobile

[gigg44]

Death by Nauthy Bear
http://www.gametrailers.com/video/power-outage-naughty-bear/64462?xrs=synd_twitter

[Tazuto]

death by naughty dog

http://imagesdejeuxvideos.blog.playersrepublic.fr/images/medium_jak_and_ratchet.png

[Useful]

Death by Mr. Zurkon
(MORE PICTURES. ILLUSTRATE YOUR BRUTAL DEEDS!)

http://www.mexat.com/vb/attachment.php?attachmentid=1050546&stc=1&d=1262985095

[abyssion1337]

death by penguins

[alucard151]

you miss you buss to school so u take you bike. you cross the street with it and a car has to swerve to miss you. the car hits and knocks over a mail box and the box lands in the road. nobody cars so they continue on with their day. then an suv drives by and runs over the box and flatten it to where the edge is SHARP. another car does not see it and runs over it.. it nicks their brake line. while trying to stop to turn at intersection by the nuclear power plant the line snaps and they run straight into the plant causing an explosion that wipes out the entire city. and the power surge that is sent out over the power lines causes a chain reaction the causes a meltdown at all of the surrounding plants. your entire region is now heavily radiated. then you die of a heart attack because Kira found out that you caused this all because you didn't want to get out of bed.

[Useful]

That... was exactly like my first killing thread post. Unfortunately, you get tired of making them that long really quickly.

Accelerated aging takes over your body. You die by slipping in your bathtub and drowning.

[abyssion1337]

you stop at Terumi's trollbooth

[Useful]

Aborted by the D-Tank virus.

[abyssion1337]

ice car'd

[nipple]

fried milk'd (eating it now)

[Useful]

Forceful Hot Tamale Enema

[synbad2]

fried milk'd (eating it now)

:wtf:

Ever tried Deep Fried Coke {CocaCola, not the white powdered stuff}

[Useful]

Uh, yeah... You should try freezing a (partially empty) two liter of Coke, cutting the top off, stabbing it until it turns into a slush, then eat it with a spoon. It's the easiest party dessert ever.

Also, you're supposed to kill people here...

Cryogenically frozen, then pureed and eaten as slush by future cannibals.

[synbad2]

Sliced and diced by plane
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X4TjncqNn64


{note: guy lives}

[Useful]

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_V9uWntNisOk/ScPrNb6_XjI/AAAAAAAAANE/9sseYj5lPs0/s400/giraffe+vs+plane.jpg
Not shown in picture: the person who turned you into a giraffe and is now rolling on the ground laughing.

[nipple]

{note: guy lives}
O_o no he doesnt

___
you live in 2012

[Useful]

O_o no he doesn't

Yeah... it kind of says he does right in the video description. Also the related videos...

Die of hypoglycemia!

[nipple]

Yeah... it kind of says he does right in the video description. Also the related videos...

maybe it's because Youtube doesn't approve any gore vids, leading to death etc? idk, just how can you survive being sucked into the spining thing that violently expodes right after? just how in the world...


you try to figure this out

[abyssion1337]

attacked by KOS-MOS

[Useful]

I'm not sure either. Some things that might have aided his survival include: the plane being on the ground and therefore not at full power, his large mass stopping the blades before they really started chewing him up, his blockage of the intake decreasing the power of the engines in the moments before he hit the turbine.

Actually, disregard that, I suck ****s. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GF3Iz7b95-8&NR=1 Start at 4:30

You weren't wearing a helmet.

[abyssion1337]

you create twin clones of Hitler

[nipple]

You disapproved his paintings

[Useful]

You walk in on said twin clones while they're ****ing each other.

Also... I think we already went over how I would survive the Nazi apocalypse.

[AfroZenPizza]

You tried to be patriotic by putting up a flag. The flag wrapped around your neck, and choked you to death.

[synbad2]

your standing at ground zero when a h-bomb goes off

[Useful]

You were standing 25 miles away when the bomb went off. Also, ...

Damn, can't find that video on youtube.

[synbad2]

Damn, can't find that video on youtube.

http://ca.video.yahoo.com/watch/7334492/19167642

....


....

Hit with a shrink ray then stepped on

[Useful]

I started loling and the damn LYRICS hadn't started :D. Truly awesome!
Edit: should have just been a short clip. The editing is lazy and the song doesn't really fit.

Stepped on by
http://indigostatic.files.wordpress.com/2008/10/beautiful-katamari-2.jpg

[synbad2]

Edit: should have just been a short clip. The editing is lazy and the song doesn't really fit.


It was my first time making a full length amv... cut me so slack



Fell to death from too much slack....

[Useful]

As they say, it's not the fall that kills you...

Yeah, definitely a good concept for an AMV. Hell, the amount of stuff you could do with just the Barenaked Ladies is ridiculous.

Alcohol, your permanent accessory... you were buried with your favorite hip flask.

[synbad2]

you died from alchol poisoing...

[Jazean]

choked on spaghetti

[Useful]

Choked on an Italian ****.

[synbad2]

Choked on an Italian ****.

http://bestsmileys.com/puking/7.gif

[Useful]

Threw ALL of your guts out. (You seem to be doing that a lot...)

[synbad2]

http://bestsmileys.com/dead/10.gif

[Useful]

Crushed by stinking naked apes.

[abyssion1337]

you were underleveled

[Useful]

Glitch boss.

[synbad2]

y don't i just ram a huge knife right into your upper chest?

Like this:
http://i40.tinypic.com/xpmuf8.jpg

[Useful]

A man with a knife in his chest through the chest. Who remembers this old meme?

[synbad2]

Atomized by my avatar...
http://i39.tinypic.com/a5nyv.jpg

[Useful]

Pierced by mine

2:57 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G37m9_wywGw

[abyssion1337]

you got trapped in a dishwasher

[Tazuto]

death by pireceings, all over your body, with dirty needles

[Useful]

Dirty needle through the chest.

http://mi9.com/datawallpapers/data/1/16/1216372010/with-a-big-syringe_1920x1200.jpg

[abyssion1337]

you get the black lung

[synbad2]

Pierced by mine

2:57 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G37m9_wywGw

here's mine
Jump to 0:14 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hg7nOP40lHQ)

[synbad2]

Note: Not a double post

Had your life drained away by this guy...
http://i40.tinypic.com/x1lsgk.jpg

{Stargate Atlantis}

[alucard151]

you fail so hard that Epic Fail Guy kills you out of jealousy.

[e1fen1ied]

Death by me bugging the "F" out you all to the point were you blow your brains out!

[Tazuto]

death by hueco mundo

[nipple]

That was a horrible night to have a curse

[synbad2]

http://i42.tinypic.com/2h37pm1.jpg

[abyssion1337]

HUG.EXE

[synbad2]

on mars without a helmet

http://i41.tinypic.com/zumv40.jpg

[Evileel]

On Earth without a Bullet Proof Jacket

http://i41.tinypic.com/156r7gl.jpg

[abyssion1337]

you were walking down the street when suddenly Hakuman attacks
http://www.bakadays.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/08/BB_Event_Hakumen_05-533x299.png

[Tazuto]

you lost "the game"(movie reference)

[acutekat]

you won it

going mad in the process

you gargle concrete and die

[JinVicious]

Die from eating expired meat.

[acutekat]

you drank expired mountain dew

[epic super hero story here]

you finally die after confronting your arch nemesis on top of the mountain after realizing you power was limited after all

[nipple]

Mentos Cheesburger + Diet Coke was a really bad combo

[jeremyhac]

It's 2012 and you don't know John Cusack. :(

http://i597.photobucket.com/albums/tt55/jeremyhac/Cartoon20070125.gif

[abyssion1337]

Arakune eats you
http://th01.deviantart.net/fs46/300W/i/2009/228/0/a/Fanart___Arakune_by_terryrism.jpg

[Tazuto]

disgaea through the chest

[abyssion1337]

Arakune attacks you with bees

[nipple]

Marlboro smokes you

http://pixelsandgrids.files.wordpress.com/2009/10/ffxiv-marlboro.jpg

[abyssion1337]

Dr. Tran ****s you up
http://i242.photobucket.com/albums/ff115/abyssion1337/DrTran.jpg

[acutekat]

.50 cal through teh knee

you bleed out

[synbad2]

.50 caliber bullet through the forehead, giving u a third eye...

[acutekat]

you eat an alien kiwi

[abyssion1337]

your power ring runs out of energy in space

[acutekat]

you didn't construct additional pylons

[abyssion1337]

you did but it didn't stop them kekekekekeke

[acutekat]

you're terran

i lurker rushed

[abyssion1337]

yeah, unlikely since I usually play protoss but I just used the siege tank block

[Useful]

Lurker rush overlaid by lings works pretty well against tank block, but it's usually best done in 2v2.

You were the first zergling in line.

[abyssion1337]

it works ok against tank block, but anyone who knows what they're doing isn't parking the tanks where the lurkers can get them and have them spaced out enough so that they can pick the lings off each other

you saw a floating building and sent your infantry in thinking it was covering up a turret, turned out to be spider mines

[Tazuto]

you try to win a 4 on 4 battle when your side is all terran and the other side is all protoss

[abyssion1337]

dude all races are balanced but terran actually have a slight advantage over protoss, you die of failure sir

also I play protoss so stop saying I play terran

[Useful]

Mostly true... but certain pair-ups, especially in 2v2 (guess what I play?), are harder to win with than others. The worst is probably tpvzz.

You were a zerg player in said match-up.

[Tazuto]

ive played against 4 protoss being all terran so many times and lost every time no matter what stratagies i used, they have the strongest units, epspecially when 4 groups of 11-12 zealots attack one base withen 10 mins


death by tank defence map

[Evileel]

Yeah, their plasma shield ability maybe be very annoying. They attack you > recharge shields > attack > recharge > attack. Also siege tanks are quite ineffective against Protoss.
It looks like Starcraft is balanced in this way:
Zerg beats Protoss > Protoss beats Terran > Terran beats Zerg


Devoured by Zerg Overlord.

[nipple]

I have a question: Is Starcraft 2 out?

you die of shock

[Useful]

You shock of die.

(don't ask... I couldn't tell you)

[abyssion1337]

the prinny god kills you

and tazuto you clearly don't know how to fight protoss as terran then, the strategy is to use ghosts, which can use lockdown on almost anything the protoss can throw at you, and to use science vessels whose emp ability reduces protoss shields to zero, also use battleships, while the nuke is always devastating anyone who knows what they're doing will find you out and their buildings are tougher than zerg and terran because of shields so use battleships to gain air superiority, remember that protoss ships are powerful but even carriers will play more of a support role than actual offense

and evileel, starcraft is actually balanced so that anyone actually has almost as good a chance as anyone else to win, though you're wrong, terran>protoss, Protoss>zerg, zerg>terran, again it's very sleight since starcraft is one of the most balanced games ever made.

[e1fen1ied]

death from abyssion explaining things to you

[abyssion1337]

death from blind artists

[e1fen1ied]

death from over watching anime

[Tazuto]

well abyss how are you suppose to stop the first waves of zealots? with nothing but rines and firebats? and maybe some medics, theres just too many

death from not watching anime

[Evileel]

terran>protoss, Protoss>zerg, zerg>terran

I wonder have you ever player Starcraft in multiplayer? This may only work if youre playing alone with your joystick. Then yes, Terran Cruisers kills Carriers, Carriers kills Zerg, Zerg suiciders kills Cruisers. But if your fighting with Cruisers, its no longer a Starcraft - its SimCity, because youre spending 95% of time building your base instead of fighting. Also human opponent wont let you to reach Cruiser/Carrier stage. You will be fighting with marines, zerglings, zealots all the time. Then marines + bunkers + siege tanks easily squashes all those zerglings. However zealots can easily outflank bunkers and destroy siege tanks > retreat > recharge their health > finish bunkers. However Zealots and Dragoons have big problems when outnumbered by zerglings.
So I would recommend to remember golden rule of Starcraft:

BIG SHIPS ARE FOR NOOBS WITH SMALL PENIS


Eated by Hydralisk for making SImCity out of Starcraft.

[abyssion1337]

you clearly haven't done much starcraft with serious players, you die from AIDS

[Evileel]

What do you call serious players? AI Bots?
The more serious is your opponent, the less time you have to develop.

Sacrificed for Zerg Overmind.

[abyssion1337]

yes that's exactly why pros always have things like armies of ultralisks, I mean serious not just any random mook online

all your skin came off leaving you helpless before the mutated sandwich

[Evileel]

Death by Tsukasa's side boob.

http://img208.imageshack.us/img208/6076/tsukasa.jpg

[abyssion1337]

you tried to steal Taokaka's food

[Tazuto]

im only good at alot of the custom maps people make, mainly defensive maps

death by Taomon
http://wikimon.net/images/thumb/1/16/Taomon_silver.jpg/320px-Taomon_silver.jpg

[abyssion1337]

im only good at alot of the custom maps people make, mainly defensive maps

death by Taomon
http://wikimon.net/images/thumb/1/16/Taomon_silver.jpg/320px-Taomon_silver.jpg

like the ones that give insane resources at the start

death by Tao

[Tazuto]

no not those kind, i mean like helms deep, turret defense, raccoon city etc

death by Pang Tong
http://megidochan.exteen.com/images/Shu/chara_popup_39.jpg

[Evileel]

Your lack of faith in true god really pisses off Battle Pope.

http://xrayvision.today.com/files/2009/04/battle-pope.jpg

[synbad2]

head explodes from too much starcraft related info

(>_<) don't play it so...... *Boom... splat* gore on floor

[Evileel]

You have skipped church this Sunday, coz you were playing Starcraft all the day. Battle Pope shows no mercy for you.

http://i18.photobucket.com/albums/b147/1nigo/1582405727.jpg

[synbad2]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GM1unPJ6N00

Either one of the three guys... :D

1st: Chainsaw to neither regions :eek:
2nd: Frag to back :wtf:
3rd: No more head...:eek:

[acutekat]

society deems you not worthy of living

justice is doled out accordingly

[abyssion1337]

you were smote

[CelticFoxx]

Death from not having experiencing the godly words of JinVicious for over 3 pages,

once it hits 666,
the world will Plagued, order will cease to exist and we will kill each other in an ever lasting nuclear shroom that will hover over the thousands of dead body's that scatter the land which will be silenced till days to come.

[AfroZenPizza]

You died while tripping, trying to step to the jam.

[Filleraol]

your addiction to battery acid turned out to be not so healthy

[Tazuto]

death by snoo snoo.....with men

[Filleraol]

death by snoo snoo.....with men
Oh....nooo! :((((

____

The good 'ol super paper cut
again

[e1fen1ied]

Death by Osaka's getting hit on the head lessons

[Tazuto]

death by osaka
http://grza.net/GIS/Azumanga%20Daioh%20Osaka%20Knife.jpg

[Evileel]

Death by snoo snoo with Osaka

http://img402.imageshack.us/img402/4372/osaka.jpg

[Useful]

That... wouldn't be so bad... except she might forget what's going on halfway through. And she'd be guaranteed to go off on tangents every minute or so.

Uh.

Run over by a snow plow.

[abyssion1337]

you betrayed the LAW!

[Useful]

You betrayed the LAW.
http://img241.imageshack.us/img241/3141/82530999rf7.jpg

[abyssion1337]

sorry I forgot to include a picture with mine
http://content.ytmnd.com/content/0/6/9/06900878b5bacb0cbdd9eebe82f86f2f.jpg

still a good enough reason for death to post it twice

[Useful]

Stop breaking the law, asshole!

[Evileel]

You've voted for Obama

http://www.freakingnews.com/pictures/61000/Hillary-Clinton--61183.jpg

[Useful]

You were snoo-snoo'd by Hillary Clinton.

[abyssion1337]

damn straight I did http://www.saikano-usa.com/images/aboutsaikano_img.gif

[Useful]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAA

Not fair! Saikano is not fair!

Fine!

http://omisyth.files.wordpress.com/2008/09/kamina-death.jpg

[Evileel]

Both of you were snoo-snoo'd by RPC (rocket propelled chainsaw)

http://img690.imageshack.us/img690/519/rpcg.jpg

[daikaisho vanguard]

You get your skull smashed with a modified CBS-era Fender Stratocaster with Dimarzio Super-Distortion pickups.

[Useful]

Which bears quite a lot of similarity to a forceful RPC enema.

[daikaisho vanguard]

You got into a gunfight
http://i43.tinypic.com/119t62p.jpg

[Evileel]

Death by perfectly shaved Tsukasa's arm-pit

http://img69.imageshack.us/img69/9628/armpitn.jpg

[Useful]

Don't bring a gun to a knife fight.
http://www.gx.com.sg/Admin/Storage/Data/UploadedPicture/Blog/MW2-knife-kill.jpg

[Evileel]

That was an arm-pit, not a gun. Arm-pit is biological weapon.

Don't bring a crowbar into snipers fight (unless its sniper's crowbar)

http://i14.photobucket.com/albums/a319/averon2/snipercrowbar.jpg

[Useful]

Yeah, took me too long to find a good picture. Not this time though...

Long range stabbing:

http://i34.tinypic.com/2rygh7l.jpg

[daikaisho vanguard]

Don't bring a gun to a knife fight.
http://www.gx.com.sg/Admin/Storage/Data/UploadedPicture/Blog/MW2-knife-kill.jpg
Then bring both weapons in one

You were a catgirl

[synbad2]

http://i34.tinypic.com/2rygh7l.jpg

:wtf:WTF!??!?!?!:wtf:

[Useful]

Killed by this genius:

http://aboutheroes.com/meta/images/punisher_war_journal_12/Punisher%20Page2%2000000.jpg

[synbad2]

killed by the BFG9000:
http://www.motifake.com/image/demotivational-poster/small/0810/bfg-9000-anal-fisting-demotivational-poster-1222850009.jpg

[Evileel]

Hey, where have gone daikaisho vanguard's comment about Tsukasa's arm-pit. Something like "Isn't she too young to shave her arm-pits?"
Well she was using steroids before, so I guess its normal in her case.
So daikaisho vanguard dies for asking me inconvenient questions (heart attack)
synbad2 dies for his post 5 min ago, where he is not killing anyone. Also for overusing this http://amvhell.com/images/smilies/character0114.gif smile (heart attack)
Useful dies coz I haven't used any pictures to illustrate deaths in this post (heart attack)
So you all are dead. Happy now?

[synbad2]

Ryuk kills Evileel for attempting to copy Kira (flattened by semi)

[daikaisho vanguard]

Hey, where have gone daikaisho vanguard's comment about Tsukasa's arm-pit. Something like "Isn't she too young to shave her arm-pits?"
well, I thought it over for a moment and deleted it, hoping you weren't quick enough to respond to it.
I tend to forget she's in highschool. I have a hard time thinking of her as anywhere close to that.

Which is also why I feel a bit disgusted by all the more or less ecchi merchandise.

http://i39.tinypic.com/51smx4.jpg

[Evileel]

That was good :D Ive almost was tricked that you have forgot to kill me. That your killing pic looks like almost like your sig.

Forced to watch high school ecchi for all the day

http://img90.imageshack.us/img90/507/highschoolt.jpg

[Tazuto]

death by Take This
http://i27.photobucket.com/albums/c158/CommanderGS/takethis.png

[Useful]

Take THAT~!

http://blog.worldticketshop.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/06/TAKE_THAT_MANCHESTER.jpg

[abyssion1337]

touched by an angel
http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_2FfHNFu7n_M/S7FeguXSAWI/AAAAAAAAAiU/MyGLMTy12TI/s1600/weeping-angel.jpg
if no one gets it I have a better pic

[Evileel]

The flesh of fallen angels

http://img90.imageshack.us/img90/7643/osakar.jpg

[Useful]

VOfan's art is so pretty it blows your eyes out through your ears.

http://www.wacom-asia.com/files/u13/vofan01_680x388.jpg
http://30.media.tumblr.com/XQTdQMQu9mkijypw9HNi9jjEo1_400.jpg
http://blog.roodo.com/exlol/c3ca99ac.jpg
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASOPRETTY! (I'm a sucker for scenery porn)

[e1fen1ied]

die by a "who the hell do you think i am kick"

http://www.major-arcana.net/wp-content/uploads/2009/12/Gunbuster-Super-Inazuma-Kick.jpg

[Useful]

GIGA... DRILLU... BREAKAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!
http://38.img.v4.skyrock.net/38a/gurren-lagan/pics/2263631783_small_1.jpg

[Evileel]

GIGA... SQUASH... BREAKAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!

http://img687.imageshack.us/img687/1040/gigaa.jpg

[daikaisho vanguard]

http://i41.tinypic.com/kbt408.gif

[acutekat]

your neck tie strangles you

[Useful]

Somebody gives you a lift... by your necktie.

[Evileel]

Cookie monster gets you

http://www.dailyhaha.com/_pics/cookie_monster_wrestling1.jpg

[Useful]

You were the cookie monster.

You died of diabetes.

[Diclonius]

you die of squirrel A.I.D.S

[daikaisho vanguard]

You couldn't handle the heavy metal-ness of the dolphin you ate

[Diclonius]

this
I
I
I
V

[Evileel]

Death by my newest Photoshop compilation http://forum.imperiaonline.org/int/Smileys/classic/grin.gif

http://img693.imageshack.us/img693/9523/miyukigetrealsays3.gif

[Filleraol]

photoshop compilation through the chest

[Tazuto]

death by penis exploding

[Evileel]

Who's penis? Your's or someone else?

[Filleraol]

the one in your mouth

(haha, sorry man)

[abyssion1337]

you subjected to the pun brigade

[Diclonius]

it involves 6 midgits, a gallon of thumb tacks, a 9 iron, a traffic cone, and M.Bison

I will leave it to your imagination

[Jazean]

that is so much better than an army of angry Dutchmen with cricket bats.

[Diclonius]

^
I
I
I
now this

[daikaisho vanguard]

^
II
II
II
That four floor building collapses on top of your head

[AfroZenPizza]

While walking out of the store, you trip on a curb and break your neck. You don't even get in the obituaries.

[Diclonius]

you are raped to death by a horse

[abyssion1337]

you try to avenge your mentor, you were nowhere near ready

[nipple]

doing your favorite "I'm little Prophet Muhammad" dance in Iraq was a bad idea

[abyssion1337]

you tried to take a rowboat to china

[nipple]

you actually descend into Sneffels Yokul

[SquintyMccheese]

you just had to divide by zero didn't you?

[Tazuto]

you ate industrial adhesive

[abyssion1337]

you moved zig but not for great justice

[Evileel]

You find Konata in your shower.

http://i41.tinypic.com/dm9qiu.jpg

[Tazuto]

killed from hearing the song "sexual healing"

[acutekat]

you sing macho man in a gay bar

[d3athth3kid]

abyssion stands over you and says "im gonna kill you" and you run an jump of a bridge while abyssion yells I DIDNT MEAN IT

[e1fen1ied]

death by the homicidal giraffe that lives under your bed

[d3athth3kid]

spider man was to quick ><

[e1fen1ied]

death by the cross fire between the never ending war of e1fen1ied and d3athth3kid

[d3athth3kid]

killed by shion the psyco tazerr bitch

[e1fen1ied]

get killed by my clay teddy bear with buggly eyes, bat wings and a unicorn horn. ( half way done with it/making it in art class and it is going well )

[SquintyMccheese]

You fell......twice:sweatdrop:

[AfroZenPizza]

You have long toe nails, and cut your jugular doing yoga.

[d3athth3kid]

killed by me smashing e1fen1ied's clay teddy bear and missing with a baseball bat

[Useful]

http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2380/2194426624_0970b0b83f_o.gif

[Evileel]

If the one you love isn't quite as sh-mitting, she'll like you more if you kill a kitten.
So youre that kitten from AMV Hell divided from 0 ^_^

http://img85.imageshack.us/img85/3466/kittenp.jpg

[acutekat]

cast into a burning tar pit

[Useful]

Well. The cat died, he just wasn't the one who killed it.

Of course, I told her that you killed it anyway... looks like she wasn't very happy about that.

[synbad2]

ever read Jazean's signature?


"I'm going to kill you, drain the blood from your body and take out your bones, put your body on a chair with a bunch of elves and reindeer, sit on your lap and tell you all the cool **** I want for Christmas."

[Useful]

Yup. I post in white a lot actually.

Shredded by combat tentacles.

[Tazuto]

death by brute raping in halo 3

[Useful]

http://www.eegra.com/comics/2009/02/74.png
The third option.

[SquintyMccheese]

I told you not to cosplay Persona 3.....
http://pcmedia.gamespy.com/pc/image/article/813/813168/alt-tab-3--20070815045716225.jpg

[acutekat]

you get turned into a real human cannon ball

[Evileel]

And here we go again ^_^
Death by perfectly shaved Tsukasa's arm pit.

http://img227.imageshack.us/img227/7641/busstop.gif

[Useful]

Who was looking at her armpit? I know, I know, but you have to admit it: Her armpit was NOT the first thing you looked at.

It's okay. I feel dirty too.

Blasted out your eyes with a fire hose as a method of cleansing yourself of loli guilt.

[acutekat]

ya there was a sweet support beam in the background seriously who wouldn't look at that thing first it really draws the eyes


headshot through a wall

[abyssion1337]

Killed by the Camarilla for knowing too much

[Diclonius]

opponent resolves Emrakul the Eons Torn

[SquintyMccheese]

you listened to a spice girls cd and killed yourself out of sheer horror.

[Tazuto]

listened to dethklok live

[acutekat]

you figured out the dark side of the moon

[SquintyMccheese]

You volunteered your services as target practice for the Spetsnaz.

[Diclonius]

forgot to pay for your Slaughter Pact

[Evileel]

Stabbed by giant purple robot

http://img222.imageshack.us/img222/521/stabed.jpg

[acutekat]

eaten by a flying purple people eater

[Evileel]

Roundhouse kicked by that weird cat from Excel Saga. Then that thing dances on your dead, deceased corpse.

http://img198.imageshack.us/img198/9276/catij.jpg

[Matey]

You are soundly defeated and killed by Old Age.

[abyssion1337]

Marik steals your leather pants

[acutekat]

MIND CRUSH'd

[abyssion1337]

you get into a fight with Hazama

[acutekat]

you eject into another aircraft

[Evileel]

Youre that kid from Excel Saga opening

http://img704.imageshack.us/img704/2094/kidgr.jpg

[abyssion1337]

you get locked in a room with a skrake

[Evileel]

Wtf is skrake ? Ive never heard about it before http://forum.imperiaonline.org/int/Smileys/classic/bw.gif

[abyssion1337]

http://www.kf-wiki.com/images/1/14/Scrake.png

[Evileel]

Well Ive never seen him before. That skrake thing is from some FPS game, right? http://forum.imperiaonline.org/int/Smileys/classic/bw.gif

[acutekat]

RE4?

any who

you get doom dropped by ultralisks

[abyssion1337]

yeah, he's in no way from RE4

but the one guy worse than him who doesn't have a rocked launcher for an arm rages and you end up as jelly
http://media.steamcommunity.com/steamcommunity/public/images/apps/1250/9f7f815ffca8c08d10abbab503ffa366e55daadf.jpg

[acutekat]

your heart is replaced by a potato

[Diclonius]

gang raped to death by ponys

[abyssion1337]

you fought the law and the law won

[Diclonius]

Optimus Prime sits on you

[synbad2]

your hit by the deathstar's superlazer

[Diclonius]

you are hit by Black Star's Shadow Star

[synbad2]

have your brains eaten by zombie catgirls
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6zBBi8C51J0&playnext_from=TL&videos=BwWaEaBGXv8

[Tazuto]

death by vampire...of your choice

[Diclonius]

Ka me ha me haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa aaaa!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[abyssion1337]

oh so we're going there now

This hand of mine glows with an awesome power, its burning grip tells me to defeat you! Take this, my love, my anger and all of my sorrow! SHINING FINGER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[LurkerSubmarine]

Stomped to death by chickens in OctoCamo suits

[Issitheus]

Freak accident involving a blender and three octopodes.

I'd rather not go into detail.

[Diclonius]

you thought you had finally got away,that you were safe and that you could relax after all the running and hiding, the months and months of endless pusuit. and then......Freeway Ninjas

[Tazuto]

sniped 2 continents away

[e1fen1ied]

with my right hand i will write down everyone's name in this thread and with my left hand i will take a potato chip and eat it !!!!

ialways thought it funny
http://cdn1.knowyourmeme.com/i/2319/original/poster17020352.jpg

[acutekat]

I will stab you repeatedly with a sharpened spoon

[abyssion1337]

killed by the emperor of ice cream

[SquintyMccheese]

you were the pillsbury doughboy

http://www.cuddlybear.org/hello/297/2310/640/doughyboy.1.jpg

[Goldenwitch]

You took a baked bean bath (The MANLY way to die :) )

[abyssion1337]

You got into a fight with Captain Harlock

[Diclonius]

you called Vegeta old man.

[acutekat]

you didn't pity the fool when mr. t told ya to

[abyssion1337]

you got into a fight with Crispin Freeman

[Goldenwitch]

You got into a fight with Dokuro chan

[Evileel]

You got into a fight with iPhone Dog!

http://bp0.blogger.com/_xRXURAe4n0U/RydjRQwWAcI/AAAAAAAAAGM/84FRcIacnOk/s400/iphoneDog.jpg

http://img65.imageshack.us/img65/7979/ipoddogcostumenc8.jpg

[abyssion1337]

you drew the attention of The King In Yellow

[Fortissimo]

You made Mandy smile.

[acutekat]

reality loses reason around you

you spend eternity in a room with a moose

[abyssion1337]

you run into Johan Liebert

[N8theGr8]

You went scuba diving in the Gulf of Mexico

[Evileel]

You take a trip to Soviet Russia. Unfortunately Soviet Russia no longer exists, so you cease to exist too.

[abyssion1337]

You went scuba diving in the Gulf of Mexico

that wouldn't kill you, even given the current situation

the same but you went to Constantinople

[Evileel]

Sakaki was wondering what is the taste of your blood

http://img541.imageshack.us/img541/263/sakakitastesyourblood.jpg

[Tazuto]

death by leader cat

[S.ifr]

Sakaki through the chest.

[CelticFoxx]

in soviet Russia,
you dont eat chicken, the chicken eats you!
(this is meant as death)

[abyssion1337]

you walk into a giant meat grinder

[Evileel]

You walk into Sakaki with a gun.
http://img39.imageshack.us/img39/4937/comunistsakakiazumanga.jpg

[Tazuto]

you listen to yomi's singing

[SquintyMccheese]

You forgot Chidori's notebook....
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3_Y9ennBfAA
couldn't think of anything...sorry... :sweatdrop:

[acutekat]

you fought too hard and caught on fire

[abyssion1337]

you had you spine ejected out of you when the captain drunkenly patted you on the back

[e1fen1ied]

you mess up a back flip and break your neck

[d3athth3kid]

you have a heat stroke so bad you froze to death while in lava and froze the lava solid

[abyssion1337]

you try to stop megaman

[CelticFoxx]

you pissed off a big daddy

[Evileel]

You walk into Konata with a gun.
http://img710.imageshack.us/img710/6853/ls1z.jpg

[Tazuto]

you went to A-kon(the convention) and were trampled to death

[Fortissimo]

A tonberry was launched directly at your face by the French via catapult

[d3athth3kid]

Mion misses with her BB gun.

[abyssion1337]

Zombie Sinatra gets you on his quest to kill the Jonas Brothers and Ke$ha

[Useful]

Gamma kills your ass because you got in the way of him and the zombie powder.

[abyssion1337]

you're an infantry in an Advance Wars game

[Evileel]

Youre rubber eating rat in the Condom Factory.

[abyssion1337]

you shot at nemesis

[Evileel]

No, I din't.

[CelticFoxx]

spent a day with Excel...

[Evileel]

No, I din't.
You know its not very polite to make such false accusations to other people.
Im always loyal to my pillow girlfriend

http://www.animerepublic.net/images/gallery/DVDs%20(R2,%20others)/July%202007/July%202007%20Ryomou%20Pillow%20Cover%20side%202.j pg



Except that one time with her

http://i242.photobucket.com/albums/ff109/zzzerozz_ebay/LSPW7874.jpg



And few times with them

http://i242.photobucket.com/albums/ff109/zzzerozz_ebay/LSPW8638.jpg

[Tazuto]

duuuuuuuuude

[Evileel]

Sorry, but Im not interested in dudes. Only in lolis and one eyed busty maids. Dudes and mature chicks with more than 1 eye really turn me off.

http://img15.imageshack.us/img15/7018/excelo.jpg

Sorry again :/

[abyssion1337]

right, so back to the killing thread, everyone gets together and beats Evileel to death for being annoying

[CelticFoxx]

i second that, and after we should tie him to a push-up bar and have a machine with a steel toed boot kick him in the balls applying 60 pounds of pain every minute. (so the pain wont go away)

[Tazuto]

third, and we spilt his pillows, after washing them, alot

[Evileel]

You're mean. Kona-chan is sad.

http://i242.photobucket.com/albums/ff109/zzzerozz_ebay/LSPW7874.jpg

[Fortissimo]

You are smothered with that pillow, and not the side with the character, so you get no comfort from seeing her.

[Evileel]

Why you all are so cruel? Why we can't talk about something besides beating, raping and killing in this topic?

http://i49.tinypic.com/2gt3zbk.jpg

[Tazuto]

beaten raped and killed for trying to not kill in a killing topic(brutal ROFL)

[CelticFoxx]

third, and we spilt his pillows, after washing them, alot

i don't think that's possible, if you were to cleanse those pillows, it not be washing but you would need to BURN them. so i have a better idea, if he has pillows like those, he must have quite some CASH, so lets take that cash after we have ripped his eyelids off and thrown acid in his eyes :D

[abyssion1337]

it's like Vodka eyeballing taken to its extreme

[Useful]

I burn all of your heads off with a blowtorch for killing with prejudice! Kill ALL with equal vim and vigor! And vinegar! It makes it sting more!

[abyssion1337]

you didn't pay attention to the virus alert

[acutekat]

your mind can't handle the great gig in the sky and promptly explodes

[abyssion1337]

you get eaten by a giant scorpion

[CelticFoxx]

poisoned by the lead in you favorite wooden toy

[e1fen1ied]

spend a whole day locked in a room forced to listen to justin bieber songs