[Doomimus]

And when youre about to lose consciousness, Sakaki says to you:
- Youre 999 th victim of Osaka. Congratulations ^_^

999 is your lucky number, so you die in happiness. The end.


Then again, regardless of the number, to die at the hands of Osaka would make anyone happy.

[abyssion1337]

you get hit by a train being driven by Boris Karloff

[CelticFoxx]

you get bled on to death by the black knight

[Evileel]

and you get bled on to death by the white knight

[Tazuto]

death by railway gun

[abyssion1337]

death by mango allergy

[Evileel]

you get bled on to death by the green knight

[abyssion1337]

you get eaten by a grue (really can't get more classic than that)

[Tazuto]

you get eaten by a t-rex

[abyssion1337]

tried to teach evolution to a group of creationists

[CelticFoxx]

domo kun teams up with the dark scary beast under the world that lurks in dark places to eat all non believers!

(i tried to look online at that word... i feel i failed misserably)

[abyssion1337]

too much moonshine

[CelticFoxx]

water overdose

[Evileel]

you get bled on to death by the blue knight

[abyssion1337]

the color police beat you to death

[CelticFoxx]

your using my Monty python reference, i commit suicide, by cutting two hole in my chest and strangling my lungs with my hands that are covered in wasabi paste!

[Charon]

You are already dead, so this post is useless

[CelticFoxx]

gah how do you know!!!

sure i was STABBED, and SHOT, and some other things, but but... im a zombie now. and i chose to strangle my self.

so i eat your brains!

[abyssion1337]

thrown into a snake pit, it was rough since none of them were venomous

[BopBopBop]

Snake pit.... through the chest.

my god i miss that joke

[Evileel]

you get bled on to death by the orange knight

http://media.nu.nl/m/m1cz2kua589p.jpg

[BopBopBop]

orange knight through the chest !

[abyssion1337]

eaten by zombie superheroes

[Divine Dragoon]

zombies chase us and i trip you to get away

[abyssion1337]

being the idiot that you are you assume that made you safe

[Divine Dragoon]

You yet again play "The Game That Must Not Be Named" and finally kill your self because of that damned pit you keep falling into hehe (^_^)

[abyssion1337]

forced to play that funky music till you die

[Jasonbobdude]

Impaled upon a stake... on your birthday. Ouch.

[CelticFoxx]

pushed into a running train

[abyssion1337]

feasted upon by hundreds of rats

[CelticFoxx]

Big Brother just doesn't like you

[abyssion1337]

you forgot to look out for little brother (the media for those of you not versed in mass media theory)

[CelticFoxx]

oh my god! o thought one was scary enough. watching everything you do.
but two... im never going out of my coffin again!

ops i set my own coffin on fire! im glad im the living dead or this would have killed me... F***.

[abyssion1337]

I never really was on your side

[CelticFoxx]

ENDING CREDITS, (ultimate death)

[abyssion1337]

killed by a Cthulhu

[daikaisho vanguard]

Evileel's pink knight through the chest

[Evileel]

Omg, my pink knight was used http://forum.imperiaonline.org/int/Smileys/classic/shocked.gif
You monster, how could you?
http://www.podcastingnews.com/content/wp-content/uploads/2007/10/leave-britney-alone-guy.jpg

Creepy flat chested girl with mint green hair stare at you till you die (of old age)
http://img524.imageshack.us/img524/8125/creepygirl.jpg

[CelticFoxx]

i make her watch the rings tape... she dies of various reasons due to a wet little black haired girl.

[daikaisho vanguard]

You die after trying to eat them both

[Evileel]

And you die after trying to eat this entire thread

[abyssion1337]

Eldritch abominations rip a hole in space/time and consume your very sanity before losing any semblance of usefulness with you and leave you to die

[Tazuto]

death by jack black's voice

[JinVicious]

Killed by BROOKLYN RAGE!!!

[Evileel]

Hitler somehow finds out that youre dating with his daughter.

[JinVicious]

Hitler somehow finds out that youre dating with his daughter.

But he's dead and even if he were alive, he can't defeat me >_> I'm the main character :cool:

but a bunch of Jews did find out that you were trying to resurrect Hitler and they of course kill you.

[Evileel]

I'm the main character :cool:

Why you? http://forum.imperiaonline.org/int/Smileys/classic/shocked.gif

And why Im just some miserable utility man, who dies at very beginning of the movie?

I protest! http://forum.imperiaonline.org/int/Smileys/classic/rant.gif

[JinVicious]

Well gee it's no fun for me if you kill yourself =\ (and you can't protest if you're dead!)

>_> Wait this is an elaborate plot to get me to kill myself isn't it!? Nice try but I will not rob the world of my gorgeousness by committing suicide, the world would never be able to replace someone as beautiful as me :cool:

[abyssion1337]

you get stuck in the twilight zone

[JinVicious]

you get stuck in the twilight zone

I cannot get stuck for I am the Main Character!:cool: Thus I can get out of ANY situation no matter how bad the odds of survival are.

And since a bunch of my fan girls learned you were trying to kill me off in order to take my screen time they hunt you down, abduct you and kill you. :wtf:

[acutekat]

usually the main characters of the twilight zone tv series don't end up too well

you are the last man alive and break your glasses

you are driven to madness eventually ending it at the business end of a banana

[CelticFoxx]

and you die of a gundam stepping on you.

SPLAT!!!

[abyssion1337]

you piss off the Master (yes it's supposed to be capitalized; it's his name)

[CelticFoxx]

Master gets stabbed by a beam saber wielded by a zaku. (how low)

[abyssion1337]

you really don't know the master if you think that would kill him, but he does hit you with his laser screwdriver for punishment

[CelticFoxx]

crap there goes my spleen TT___TT

now who should i kill to get another? acutekat seems to have a good one, now wheres my knife.

[abyssion1337]

perhaps you should look out for spike pits

[CelticFoxx]

dont worry i have a mega buster, and -99 more lives : D

get 30+ glowing needles to the crotch! (halo ref.)

[abyssion1337]

oh a reference to an average shooter, I'm sure that there's no other way to respond than a reference to a shooter that's actually good

Gordan Freeman bases you over the head with a crowbar

[CelticFoxx]

oh noes my head crab! what have you done!!! > ___ < GLADOS cooks you into cake for my poor head crab!

[abyssion1337]

killed by the tin can hitman

[CelticFoxx]

killed by the special military unit desert assassins!

[abyssion1337]

Tor**** Girl kills you

[CelticFoxx]

you become married to lum.

[abyssion1337]

you were an extra in a Devil May Cry cutscene

[acutekat]

you played a body in the school play

[abyssion1337]

you were a married parent in a Disney film

[acutekat]

magma replaces your head

[abyssion1337]

you wished upon a star

[CelticFoxx]

i wish, i wish, upon a star... to please kill me now!
i dont want to be married to a disney film thing > __ <

[acutekat]

you get married to a disney film

[abyssion1337]

you become Walt Disney

[acutekat]

house can't fix you

[abyssion1337]

you didn't light yourself on fire so ninjas caught you

[acutekat]

chainsaw nunchuck'd

[abyssion1337]

you accidentally dropped a battery grenade

[acutekat]

you played catch with yourself

with a plasma 'nade

[abyssion1337]

you tried to sell snow to an Eskimo

[acutekat]

you had a bag of ice in echo base

[abyssion1337]

you had a bag of ice in echo base

and...


you got hit by a lightning bolt from the master

[acutekat]

the bag of ice thing you die from extreme irony exposure


russians ease your pain

[abyssion1337]

you die from being incredibly stupid, so you forgot to breathe

[Tazuto]

death by Samus special attack

[abyssion1337]

death from a fission metroid

[Tazuto]

death by zanibar

[abyssion1337]

you get attacked by the ocean

[Tazuto]

you get attacked by mt. everest

[abyssion1337]

you get attacked by Mr. T

[Tazuto]

you get hit by a real grenade rather then a mohawk grenade

[JinVicious]

Ramza casts Summon Zodiac on you, and of course you die from 999 damage.

[abyssion1337]

hit but Golbez and Tellah's double meteor

[Evileel]

You accidentally slip into pool with boiling hot hydrochloric acid with piranhas and electric eels

[abyssion1337]

eaten by a landshark

[Jasonbobdude]

Konata comes at you with a shotgun. You're screwed.

Ever since making my new signature, I just can't get that image out of my head. Hope I'll be able to sleep tonight.

[abyssion1337]

you piss off Melvin

[Evileel]

Tsukasa stabs you with Kagami's dildo

http://www.maskawaih.com/v3/wp-content/uploads/2009/05/hiiragi_tsukasa_izumi_konata_lucky_star.jpg

[Tazuto]

you die from WTF syndrome

[abyssion1337]

A member of an elite unit kills you, unbeknown to her allies, so she can test a recovered alien device that brings back the recently dead for a few seconds (2 points if you can guess the name of the elite unit)

[Evileel]

if you can guess the name

Kornholio of course :) How much of points do I need to get Kagami's dildo?

[Jasonbobdude]

How much of points do I need to get Kagami's dildo?

Your head explodes after reading that.

[abyssion1337]

Kornholio of course :) How much of points do I need to get Kagami's dildo?

you're so wrong you get this
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WrjwaqZfjIY

shot through the heart

[acutekat]

yays scrubs

you get stuck in a tree and die of starvation

[abyssion1337]

you get attacked by a feral cat

[Evileel]

Snail with AIDS bites you.

[abyssion1337]

you can't get AIDS from being bitten, how dumb are you

Snow Flame kills you

[Evileel]

you can't get AIDS from being bitten

But you don't know this, so you still die (as you know if you strongly believe in something, your thoughts can materialize. So if you believe that you will die from some deadly disease, you will die. Even if your physical body is 100 % healthy)

[abyssion1337]

But you don't know this, so you still die (as you know if you strongly believe in something, your thoughts can materialize. So if you believe that you will die from some deadly disease, you will die. Even if your physical body is 100 % healthy)

you're a complete and utter moron, probably too stupid to remember to breathe which is both a statement about how you died in this thread and how utterly stupid that comment you just made was

[Evileel]

Im so moron, that my brains dont even need oxygen to work. So that fact that Ive forgot to breathe, doesnt effect me at all.

Meanwhile a headless zombie with HIV bites into your left testicle.

[abyssion1337]

you get sanctioned by the UN

[Evileel]

The same headless zombie with HIV bites into your right testicle.

[abyssion1337]

you're head implodes from the stupidity

[Evileel]

The same headless zombie with HIV bites off your 3rd testicle (that one which is in the middle)

[abyssion1337]

Captain Hammer punches you

[Evileel]

The same headless zombie with HIV sees that youre out of testicles, so he takes away your lunch box and you starve to death.

[abyssion1337]

you caught Youngblood's disease

[Evileel]

A member of an elite unit kills you, unbeknown to her allies, so she can test a recovered alien device that brings back the recently dead for a few seconds (2 points if you can guess the name of the elite unit)

Well nobody else have guessed and my guess was the closest one. What means I get the prize anyway. So what I can get for those 2 points? Is it enough to claim Kagami's dildo?

And youre so jealous of mine 2 points that your head explodes http://forum.imperiaonline.org/int/Smileys/classic/cool.gif

[abyssion1337]

yeah, you don't get the two points, because you weren't correct, you get shot by a deranged Best Buy employee

[daikaisho vanguard]

You drown in cold coffee

[abyssion1337]

you get taken out by the anti-monitor

[nipple]

The Archdemon destroys your soul

[abyssion1337]

eaten by your own pants

[nipple]

your horse eats you in your sleep

[acutekat]

killed by over active forum users

[nipple]

your boner makes a hole in your IV bag

[Tazuto]

Killed by the power and awesomeness of my excel saga clip (you will see soon enough)

[abyssion1337]

you killed Cain

[Evileel]

Youve become another victim of dramatic chipmunk

http://img259.imageshack.us/img259/449/dramaticchipmunkprairie.jpg

[nipple]

Darthmatic Chipmunk slices you in half

http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1115/640030527_7778c5ad31.jpg

[abyssion1337]

you get forced to watch the recent CGI Astro Boy movie

[nipple]

the /b/ cancer kills you

[abyssion1337]

you get hit by a truck being driven by the Hulk

[Evileel]

You get hit by a truck being driven by the Gandhi

http://www.gamesetwatch.com/gandhi.jpg

[nipple]

Sid Meier builds a pyramide over your house

[abyssion1337]

the Kindly Ones come after you

[Tazuto]

killed by watching re-runs of full house

[nipple]

a house through the chest

[Noznin]

Choked to death by a Hanar

[abyssion1337]

poisoned by Hanar, yeah not only are they good at strangling things they also have natural toxins

[ThomasJennings]

Flattened by a whale created using the Infinite Improbability Drive.

[Noznin]

Impaled on Dr. Manhattan's ever present smurf dong

[abyssion1337]

Dr. Manhattan gives you cancer then turns into a car

[Jazean]

ran over by said car, then given more cancer.

[Noznin]

ran over by cancer, then given a car?

[abyssion1337]

you let the walls cave in on you

[Tazuto]

killed by jazeans sudden appearence

[abyssion1337]

you didn't survive the war on drugs

[Tazuto]

my Link's Shield belt buckle through the chest

[Jasonbobdude]

You die while trying to give a six-pack of cola to a crazy man holed up in a gun store. At least you can say you died protecting something worthwhile.

[abyssion1337]

you piss off Dirty Harry

[Tazuto]

death by over exposure to my new HOT desktop

http://i27.photobucket.com/albums/c158/CommanderGS/hotsexydesktop.jpg

[nipple]

you die of shame because that actually sucks

=P

[Evileel]

Cool, it has Minami in doggy style :D

And a dozen of angry ballerinas fusillade you, coz it doesnt suck :D

http://i80.photobucket.com/albums/j182/swiftian/072707/angryballerinaschool.jpg

[abyssion1337]

killed by Dr. McNinja

[Tazuto]

killed by a accident involving afro ninja

[Evileel]

Samurai frog makes sushi slices out of you for playing Stronhold Crusader.

http://img34.imageshack.us/img34/7603/samuraifrog.jpg

Btw, thats one of my favorite games. Ive finished it's campaign till 1660 A.D. Anyone faster? :D

[abyssion1337]

you get turned into smooze

[Tazuto]

Samurai frog makes sushi slices out of you for playing Stronhold Crusader.

http://img34.imageshack.us/img34/7603/samuraifrog.jpg

Btw, thats one of my favorite games. Ive finished it's campaign till 1660 A.D. Anyone faster? :D

id play it more if i could find the damn cd

death by shnu-shnu

[acutekat]

psh CDs so primative

you couldn't tell the difference between a mauser and a javelin

[abyssion1337]

you were involved in a demonstration on how life is so much simpler when you have a rocket launcher for an arm

[acutekat]

points for creativity

creating jealously in others

you meet all of them in a dark alley

[abyssion1337]

you are forced to watch Batman and Robin over and over and over

[nipple]

you cut the wrong wire

[abyssion1337]

you cut the right wire but it was a trap

[acutekat]

you jogged through the mine field

[Tazuto]

you run across a firing range

[Noznin]

a horrible, horrible sword-chucks accident

[abyssion1337]

you awaken Azathoth

[Tazuto]

you correct chuck norris

[abyssion1337]

no, we're not doing chuck norris any more you die of fail

[Noznin]

too distracted juggiling 4 running chainsaws and get hit by a charging grizzly bear, who is also on fire.

[abyssion1337]

you spend so much time at yugiohcardmaker.net that you die of starvation

http://img41.imageshack.us/img41/3792/483064.jpg

[acutekat]

you insult mr. fantasy

[Evileel]

You insult frog-pope

http://img694.imageshack.us/img694/5701/frog1k.jpg

[abyssion1337]

you insult crab people

[JbstormburstADV]

You die from Justin Law's bad sense of good metal.

[abyssion1337]

you went to comicon and announced that countdown was not only what 52 should have been like but that it was one of the greatest literary works ever published

[Tazuto]

you die from confuseing the people too much and they silence you

[abyssion1337]

Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn!

[Tazuto]

death by cthulhu for unneedlessly summoning him so much

[abyssion1337]

cthulhu kills you for knowing nothing about him

[Evileel]

Hitman monkey is tired of that overused Cthulhu, so he shoots both of you.

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_-dnXwimR_K4/Sq23EAEDWbI/AAAAAAAAAFc/oozC5sjKIhA/s320/monkeyjesus05.png

[abyssion1337]

your monkey can't protect you from the tin can hitman

[Tazuto]

your tin can hit man cant beat the greatest robot of all, Bender

http://www.darthvato.com/Titanius-Anglesmith-Fancyman-of-Cornwood-aka-Bender-Futurama.jpg

[abyssion1337]

oh, you've found my decoy my real one is right behind you but don't turn around cause that will really piss him off

http://capitalistliontamer.files.wordpress.com/2009/07/roberto_jpg_595x325_crop_upscale_q85.jpg

[Tazuto]

I counter it with the only thing to ever beat it

http://fc09.deviantart.net/fs25/f/2008/098/a/a/Lt__Philip_J__Fry__final_by_bluepants55.jpg

[abyssion1337]

I'll be ok
http://i242.photobucket.com/albums/ff115/abyssion1337/Spider_Jerusalem.jpg
extra points if you can guess what weapon I use on you

[Tazuto]

picture wont show and im guessing leela

[Evileel]

My guess would be Hypnotode.
And I haven't received my 2 points from the last time.

[abyssion1337]

you didn't get 2 points because you were wrong, I'll take away points if you keep bugging me about it, oh and fixed the pic, also you misspelled 'hypnotoad'

[Evileel]

My answer was the closest one then. So who got those 2 points?

[abyssion1337]

no one get's points if there is no right answer given, I guess you could say that Schrodenger get's them until they are properly distributed

[Evileel]

Why Schr?dinger?

[abyssion1337]

because they're quantum indeterminate points

[Evileel]

Can you explain it in human language? Unlike you, Im not Einstein's grandchild or smth.

[abyssion1337]

do you need me to explain Schrodenger?

[Tazuto]

death by the forum gods for getting off topic

[abyssion1337]

http://i242.photobucket.com/albums/ff115/abyssion1337/1239320205.jpg
on topic and related to Schrodinger

[Evileel]

So he is some sort of animal torturer http://forum.imperiaonline.org/int/Smileys/classic/hmmm.gif


Schr?dinger's cat takes his revange!

http://i695.photobucket.com/albums/vv314/1911canebrake/icons/I_Fart_In_Your_General_Direction.jpg

[abyssion1337]

that was an obvious photoshop, killed for fail

[Tazuto]

killed for no apparent reason

[acutekat]

you are killed for un-originality, that death has already been had

[abyssion1337]

killed by superior tactics

[acutekat]

I flanked your position and pinned your men down

[abyssion1337]

I warp to a nearby star where your ordinance gets pulled in by its gravity well causing a prominence to wipe out your entire fleet

[FnkyWlkrDrtyTlkr]

You get killed behind seven proxies

[abyssion1337]

wonderwalled out

[Ionzorg]

I almost feel as though I can't post anything because it's been so long. Seriously, what can I say after so many months? I'll just go through my metal playlist...

Vomited anal tract.

Also, happy 20,000 posts, abyss! =D

[abyssion1337]

hey zorg

You try to fight Crono

[Ionzorg]

Stripped, raped, strangled, carved down to the bone and burnt to an absolute crisp.

[abyssion1337]

thanks to the pax you had a nice peaceful but untimely death

[acutekat]

you are claimed as the latest victims of the serial murdering duck

[abyssion1337]

you offend the king in yellow

[Tazuto]

death by air balloon

[abyssion1337]

death by werehouse

[Ionzorg]

You reach the end of the homosexual ice maze. (It was a dream I had.)

[nipple]

Ionzorg suddenly appears in your room

[abyssion1337]

you piss off Bruce Lee

[Evileel]

You piss off Hitler's personal clown.

[abyssion1337]

you were Hitler's personal clown

[Evileel]

You know too much about my past...

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_-dnXwimR_K4/Sq23EAEDWbI/AAAAAAAAAFc/oozC5sjKIhA/s320/monkeyjesus05.png

[Tazuto]

you dont know enough about yourself

[abyssion1337]

you were forced to play FFVIII

[nipple]

you were forced to play Superman 64

[CelticFoxx]

Forced to watch 4Kids!!! XP

[Tazuto]

(sorry bout previous post got mixed up with accusations)
also i was planning to play it anyway abyss xD

death by sonic plowing through you

[CelticFoxx]

Death by evileels gigantic boobs... wtf i mean snot noes retarded face and constant reply of "next pic please" (Anime Screenshots Game v.3)

[abyssion1337]

yeah, he needs to calm down about it

death from above

[CelticFoxx]

Death by a children's card game

[abyssion1337]

you get eaten by a lamp monster (the first thing you fight in The Legend of Zelda: The Lampshade of No Real Significance)

[Tazuto]

you get killed by THE EVIL CHICKEN in runescape

[abyssion1337]

you get killed my Mega Ultra Chicken

[e1fen1ied]

fanggoriously devoured by a gelatinous blob

[Tazuto]

killed by the space chicken from courage the cowardly dog

[abyssion1337]

killed by Snape

[e1fen1ied]

killed by your mom

[abyssion1337]

killed by a UFO that plays J-pop (play Gitaroo Man; do it now)

[e1fen1ied]

death by a thousand furries

[abyssion1337]

death from the Furies

[Evileel]

Death from the Hello kitty

[abyssion1337]

death by skronking

[e1fen1ied]

death by listening to alvin and the chimpmonks
(sorry for bad spelling)

[acutekat]

you were in the way of a dynamic entry

[FnkyWlkrDrtyTlkr]

failed dynamic entry

[acutekat]

i hit you with a c4 laden atv

[FnkyWlkrDrtyTlkr]

time paradox

[acutekat]

sent to the second dimension

[abyssion1337]

killed by Charizard

[e1fen1ied]

death by ultra mega chicken

[abyssion1337]

death by slifer the executive producer

[acutekat]

smashed by obelisk the tormentor

[abyssion1337]

stabbed by fangirls

[acutekat]

you looked too closely at duke devlin

[abyssion1337]

sodomized by Big Daddy's drill... told you it would happen

[acutekat]

You OD on plasmids

[abyssion1337]

ok I don't think Bioshock was good enough of a game to continue this as a theme

so you get smashed by the Hulk

[acutekat]

i think as a series it is but i will agree with you it had run its course and now it deserves to end

i javelin throw you onto pikes

irony is great

[abyssion1337]

no, as a series it's even worse, at least with one game that was pretty good but with lots of undeserved praise probably from people who never played the system shock games and now a sequel... sorry I mean DLC "run through rapture again in less than a day"

a fat Italian plumber jumps on your head

[acutekat]

i thought the enviroment was really unique and the premise was awesome, the mechanics were a little clunky and the first game had some superfluous and annoying bits (the salvage stations were you could make new ammo, just annoying) the second game was awesome in my opinion but thats just me clearly you didn't enjoy it nearly as much as i did ( it was short though)


any who


you fell down the stair way to heaven

[abyssion1337]

I thought that the premise was really good up to a point and the writing was good until just a little bit after the most epic suicide ever but then everything started to unravel right there just after the half-way mark... it was as if they fired all their writers to save money. And I really liked the salvage stations but they did unbalance the game since the electric gel made everything way too easy. Not that you needed the gel to make the game too easy

anyway stabbed for saying "really unique" (there aren't varying degrees of 'one-of-a-kind')

[acutekat]

there are in this world

stabbed for being an english nazi

[abyssion1337]

Yeah, this is too funny to pass up: Shot for calling a Grammar Nazi an English Nazi... also both Nazi and English should be capitalized; you forgot to capitalize the first letter of the sentence not to mention you've left out any form of punctuation.

[acutekat]

you missing the point of the internet here

and i write like i do and punctuate like i do because its my style plus I WANT TO HAVE SOME FUN ON THIS DAMN WEBSITE and for me it takes time and effort to punctuate and capitalize correctly, occasionally i will for the sake of clarification or emphasis; but for the vast majority of the time i don't because i see no need

shot for being an ass

[abyssion1337]

did you miss the part where I said it was too funny to pass up, are you so retarded where you don't connect that to 'oh, he's joking'

[Tazuto]

killed by a new fav char of mine
http://i27.photobucket.com/albums/c158/CommanderGS/YMdancer.gif

[InuBokko]

That would have been awesome if she wasn't one of thoses frat alien (ATHF) chicks... shes going to kill us all

[abyssion1337]

killed by the HAL9000

[nipple]

Sentenced to death for dl a copyrighted song

[Tazuto]

death my Starcraft

[Fleiwind]

(Oh. haiz.Just new around. So I'll do my first post hir. Love these kind of threads. ^^)



Stuffed into a cannon


and...

http://pics4.city-data.com/cpicc/cfiles15520.jpg

BOOOOOOOMZ!!!!

[synbad2]

I kill myself trying to figure out the way of creating a signature...http://bestsmileys.com/dead/1.gif

[N8theGr8]

talking about /b/

[abyssion1337]

you visited /b/

[Evileel]

Your first name is /b/

[abyssion1337]

you tried to fight Ligier

[AfroZenPizza]

You died trying to shave with a lawnmower.

[abyssion1337]

your parents opted for hands off parenting
http://i242.photobucket.com/albums/ff115/abyssion1337/f9goq0.jpg

[d3athth3kid]

You get sliced to tiny bits by sudam husain

[N8theGr8]

You died playing Russian Roulette with a Desert Eagle.

[acutekat]

crushed by overwelhming mediocrity

[Tazuto]

death by suddenly reappearing and throwing the space time continuem out of whack

[abyssion1337]

eaten by a polymorph

[tanis_lionheart]

Zombie Batman eats your brains.

[e1fen1ied]

clapping until your hands bleed

[abyssion1337]

you get into a fight with Samurai Buddy Holly

[JinVicious]

You get hit in the face with a Ban Hammer.

[acutekat]

pwnt by admin

[Useful]

^Not usually lethal...

Cross-countered by Zarxrax... with a katar.

[acutekat]

are you kidding me
admins have 100% kill rate amongst pwnrs

speared by javalin and then kept alived via science for twenty years to be killed by a power failure

[Tazuto]

death by gears of war 3 annoucement

[synbad2]

This

http://i83.photobucket.com/albums/j309/pixielilee/Bloody%20Anime/AnimeDeath.jpg

[Useful]

To quote you: "I will not eat until Duke Nukem Forever is released!"

[Evileel]

That

http://img249.imageshack.us/img249/5157/hiiragitsukasaluckystar.jpg

[abyssion1337]

Ragna forces his sword through your head

[synbad2]

her
http://www.sankakucomplex.com/forums/?bb_attachments=142286&bbat=30056&inline

[Useful]

This:
http://binrock.net/permanent/2006/0205_cartoons/aeris_death_cosplay.jpg

[abyssion1337]

Tobi kills you because he is awesome

[Useful]

Tobi kills you because it is awesome.

Also because I threw it.
http://www.likerpg.com/DataBase/MapleStory/Images/Items/85650078.gif

[Tazuto]

enough pictures!! death by god modding!

[abyssion1337]

Hazama attacks you with snakes

[synbad2]

crushed by pictures!