[CelticFoxx]

i summon Obelisk the Tormentor! NOW SUCK ON MY OBELISK!! B!@#$!!!

[abyssion1337]

shot through the heart

[CelticFoxx]

evileel becomes your IT,

because who knows what gender IT is.

[Evileel]

Well when you Google "IT", very first result you get:


Information technology (IT) is "the study, design, development, implementation, support or management of infotech". Information technology is a general term that describes any technology that helps to produce, manipulate, store, communicate, and/or disseminate information.

I must admit I don't know what gender "Information technology" is. Any hints?

http://www.priszilla.com/blog/img/Konata_Pillow.JPG

[CelticFoxx]

It got mad at you for taking Its place!
http://www.fearnet.com/fearnetImages/imWgWaaaV2qYkkQ926Laaa1VVwIw==.jpg

[Evileel]

So thats how "Information technology" looks like. Kinda resembles:

http://toxicculture.files.wordpress.com/2009/05/scary-frightening-evil-ronald-mcdonald.jpg

Maybe they're brothers or smth?

http://www.priszilla.com/blog/img/Konata_Pillow.JPG

[acutekat]

beaten to death with a wet noodle

[Evileel]

http://img408.imageshack.us/img408/9305/konata1102ld1cr1.gif

[Useful]

http://i279.photobucket.com/albums/kk157/ItsAGanmen/Excuuuseme.jpg

You should have been more careful, princess.

[CelticFoxx]

you took issitheus' tic-tacs (the useful's motto thingy quote)

[Evileel]

You took Konachan's noodles.

http://img263.imageshack.us/img263/5779/konachan.jpg


There will be no mercy for you.
http://yotsuba.imouto.org/sample/bfbe6cb1d97e6cda8cb3c75e1343d4ae/moe%2049375%20sample.jpg

[acutekat]

you stole chuck noriss' favorite slippers

[abyssion1337]

Bang Shishigami unleashes his Astral, killing you and Chuck Norris

[Useful]

You should be safe, you're just kicking around in your cubicle, day's almost over-

BUILDING KICK! EXPOSIOOOOOON!!! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dTvtFp_iPKc)

[abyssion1337]

killed by clones

[Useful]

Drowned in the liquid soylent green that is LCL.

[Fortissimo]

You visit Xerxes just in time to be turned into an all-powerful rock.

[Useful]

You tripped over an all-powerful rock, fell down a cliff made of all-powerful rocks, and landed on a pile of pointy all-powerful rocks.

Get your rocks off! @_@

[Evileel]

Killer whale stomps you.
Here is how it exactly happened:

Jay Newton was killed after a co-worker at Sea World in Florida dropped a
20 tonne killer whale on him. The whale had been hoisted out of his tank
by a Master Tonne Crane, when the victim swam underneath to inspect the
harness. His colleague, Brian Hartley, released the whale, crushing the
victim instantly (and emptying a quarter of the water from the pool).

[Useful]

Wow. I avoided that place the first time I went to Florida. Looks like that was a good idea.

You know, speaking of bad ideas, you'd think you would avoid trying to fly while drunk. And if it wasn't a bad enough idea, you took the helicopter. Riiiiight... the hardest to control of any vehicle EVER made (excluding the Osprey). Of course, you seemed to be doing fine, but the Baptist church wasn't designed as a helipad.

[acutekat]

ah sea world deaths are always hilarious in a dark disturbing way

you are tormented into committing suicide by your crappy cooling pad

[abyssion1337]

you get eaten by a grue

[Useful]

Rooser! You got stuck heaa by grue!

[abyssion1337]

did you lose the ability to make sense, must have been that aneurysm

[Evileel]

You refuse to kneel before Banana-man

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_E9uVCPBdB2k/RxM2xQXOy1I/AAAAAAAAATw/f-OANq3G88Q/s400/010-BananaMan.jpg

[e1fen1ied]

you divide by zero to many times

[acutekat]

beheaded, lungs puntured then thrown into a lake

[abyssion1337]

you're a firefighter

[acutekat]

that doesn't neccessarly end in death but i will tell you what will

life

you tried living it for a little too long

[e1fen1ied]

having a life like the song like a boss

[CelticFoxx]

ill rip your arms off and use them to rip your legs off then ill use those to kick your !@#$%^ASS, then ill take a rope and tie it around you (into one of those bondage things that you see in a hentai, cause their so cute) and throw you into the sea, than ill laugh at how !@#$%^ retarded you look as a vibrating corpse struggling to get air.

[Evileel]

Battle pope reads that your post, comes to your towns and shoots you and all other hentai fans there.

http://www.coverbrowser.com/image/bestselling-comics-2007/3225-1.jpg

[abyssion1337]

experimented on by Caulder

[Fishfreeek]

eaten by seagulls

[Useful]

Experimented on by Stein.

http://img13.imageshack.us/img13/1233/souleater45steinlg.jpg

[acutekat]

you betrayed the count of mounte cristo

[abyssion1337]

you betrayed the law

[Evileel]

Your lawnmower have betrayed you.

[e1fen1ied]

death from rectal bleeding

[Fishfreeek]

your face gets smashed in with a sledgehammer

[Tazuto]

killed by my distant ancestor, Hernados Cortes(guy that killed the aztecs)

[abyssion1337]

is he really your distant ancestor

killed by E.G. Mine, well that sucks for you

[Fishfreeek]

you get eaten alive by wild marshmallows

[Useful]

Shredded by alligator teeth fired from a conveyor belt cannon.

[abyssion1337]

eaten by charizard

[Useful]

Done this before, but I just bought Hellsing #10, so...

Burned to a crisp! Eaten by a doggie.

[Useful]

I've done this before, but I just got volume 10 of Hellsing so...

Burned to a crisp! Eaten by a doggie.

[Tazuto]

killed by nade to the balls

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8IpA0xMwz3k

[abyssion1337]

a sandworm falls on you

[Fishfreeek]

you get turned into a ****roach ad get troden on

[Evileel]

****roach falls on you (very obese one)

[acutekat]

a rodent of unusual size falls on you

[abyssion1337]

a robot blows up your helicopter just moments before unrelated technical problems would have caused it to crash anyway

[animefan900]

the doctor slips during surgery

[abyssion1337]

a metric ton of feathers falls on you

[animefan900]

a teaspoon of a white dwarf star falls on your head

[CelticFoxx]

hal the mis-interpretative porn star sends ejects you into the sun!

[animefan900]

the sun attacks you mario style

[abyssion1337]

BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESS SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!

yeah, that about covers it

[animefan900]

stung by a real life beedrill

[abyssion1337]

Stung by a real life GIGABEEDRILL

[N8theGr8]

Chainsawdomized by Marcus Fenix

[Fishfreeek]

sat on by a tree

[abyssion1337]

you get turned into tang

[SquintyMccheese]

I'll leave you to the imagining
http://www.wayodd.com/funny-pictures2/funny-pictures-death-coaster-1OX.jpg

[abyssion1337]

you're just another brick in the wall

[Evileel]

Youre a cleaner in that amusement park and youre forced to clean all those bricks after the splash.
http://frenzyts.com/red_splash.jpg

[abyssion1337]

dropped down an elevator shaft by Rorschach

[Evileel]

http://www.linguistland.net/~matt/freud2.jpg

Sigmund Freud tests his homemade Railgun on you.


http://media.techeblog.com/images/railgun_4.jpg

[abyssion1337]

You Accuse Alucard of sparkling
http://webpages.charter.net/alucard/Alucard_02.jpg

[CelticFoxx]

said Bloody Marie 3 times in a mirror that was in a dark room.

[abyssion1337]

I gave her your address

[Tazuto]

you upset the girl from the game FEAR

[abyssion1337]

She and I had dinner last Thursday, we made up. You drowned in France

[Fishfreeek]

you become allerjic to nuts and eat some

[Tazuto]

your gf ate something your allergic to and kissed you causeing you to swell up and choke and die(this has really happen O-o)

[Evileel]

Sakaki rolls over you

http://img59.imageshack.us/img59/1802/roll1b.gif

[Fishfreeek]

^ lol'd
you get killed by spore
http://images3.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20100517142713/yugioh/images/e/ec/SporeTSHD-EN-C-1E.png

[abyssion1337]

you had a paper cut that got infected

[acutekat]

you got rasputin'd

[abyssion1337]

you got into a fight with Pierre Kirby

[Fishfreeek]

you get jumped on by mario

[abyssion1337]

you get stabbed by the Boston Strangler

[N8theGr8]

You talked about women's rights in the Middle East

[abyssion1337]

somebody asked if you were a god and you didn't say yes

[Fishfreeek]

Heroman is coming for you

[abyssion1337]

Heroboy is coming towards you

[Evileel]

Herograndpa farts to your general direction

Click on the spoiler link to see how this approximately should look like:

http://www.neatorama.com/images/2006-07/penguin-pooping.jpg

[abyssion1337]

http://i242.photobucket.com/albums/ff115/abyssion1337/candlejack_by_mistressali.jpg

[Useful]

http://upload.colonbrush.com/files/original/1247099603thorkell.jpg

[abyssion1337]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9QRje3hBIiQ

[CelticFoxx]

you killed this thread!!!

....and went way off topic....

[Evileel]

You thread killer http://www.petgroomerforums.com/chat/images/icons/angry_b.gif

[Tazuto]

you non-killer, death by alucard(the castlevania one)

[Evileel]

You dead thread reviver http://www.petgroomerforums.com/chat/images/icons/angry_b.gif
The same zombie thread you have just revived eats your brains http://www.petgroomerforums.com/chat/images/icons/angry_b.gif

[abyssion1337]

you try using a jet pack indoors


you killed this thread!!!

....and went way off topic....
if you knew anything about Bang Shishigami or Blazblue you'd know that's false

[N8theGr8]

You try to barbecue indoors

[abyssion1337]

you didn't build additional pylons

[SquintyMccheese]

You've been burned by the flames of justice.

[CelticFoxx]

i got baked into cake... and you ate me!!!

[abyssion1337]

you get into a fight with Shinobu

[CelticFoxx]

assassinated by the Night Mother herself!

http://media.giantbomb.com/uploads/1/15913/701907-the_night_mother_super.jpg

[abyssion1337]

please, I killed the nightmother in Morrowind, you get into a war with the Morag Tong

[Diclonius]

dark templars flood your base with nary a turret in sight

[abyssion1337]

you got attacked by a big lad with trigonometry for a face

[acutekat]

david's stare bores into your soul forcing you to commit suicide

[Fishfreeek]

you spontaneously combust

[abyssion1337]

vault boy gets pissed at you

[Fishfreeek]

you get killed while in VATS

[abyssion1337]

ha, I'm invincible in VATS, too bad about you though, I used "player.additem 5deee 1" on you

[Tazuto]

killed by, the Crusader, for your great injustices

http://guide2games.org/wp-content/uploads/2008/03/kightsofthenine-2.jpg

[abyssion1337]

you and the crusader get blown away by my Experimental MIRV

[Tazuto]

killed by this guy(the big one)

http://www.rpg.sztab.com/tapety/th%20oblivion%20232639,2.jpg

[abyssion1337]

4 letters TCAI

[CelticFoxx]

http://i194.photobucket.com/albums/z108/Rin-nie/Pictures/Funny%20Animals/cute.jpg
you were that cookie!!!

[Fishfreeek]

you incounter 20 super mutant behemoths at the same time...
http://images3.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20100608185033/fallout/images/thumb/7/7d/Behemoth_Inauguration_Day_-_Capitol_Building.jpg/200px-Behemoth_Inauguration_Day_-_Capitol_Building.jpg

[abyssion1337]

pfft, they're easy I could handle them all without breaking a sweat, you get into a fight with 20 Metal Gears at once

[Fishfreeek]

aww ****, well you get into a fight with firo after he is immortal

[abyssion1337]

you need to stop giving me things that I know the weakness to, a safe gets dropped on you

[Fishfreeek]

stop killing me it hurts T_T
p.s a piano falls on you XD

[e1fen1ied]

you watched cat soup twice

( but really go watch cat soup its funny )

[N8theGr8]

You received a lead enema.

[Tazuto]

you tried to steal the Elder Scroll

[Evileel]

Lex Luthor steals all of your food and you die of starvation.

http://img1.ak.crunchyroll.com/i/spire3/bdbacbebb936651e0c4136c4a3119d911237937291_full.jp g

[abyssion1337]

you got into a fight with Henry Mother****er

[CelticFoxx]

you found chucky...

[Useful]

Turned into Campbell's Tomato Soup (chunky!)

[Fishfreeek]

you get sat on by an elephant

[CelticFoxx]

kira writes your name in the death note!!!

[abyssion1337]

you found chucky...

How can you follow up the awesomeness of Henry Mother****er with Chucky


you get into a fight with the LOG

[Evileel]

You die of exhaustion after trying to comb nazi's hair with a baseball bat.

http://i28.tinypic.com/66w65v.jpg

[Fishfreeek]

you drown in the swamps of lithuania XD

[abyssion1337]

you thought your xbow could take down a fleshpound and you weren't playing as a sharpshooter

[Fishfreeek]

tiz the sad truth *sniff* buuuut the new xbox can do it (at least when it comes out XD)

also you forget to take yourself out of your clothes when you wash them

[abyssion1337]

tiz the sad truth *sniff* buuuut the new xbox can do it (at least when it comes out XD)

also you forget to take yourself out of your clothes when you wash them

killed for thinking I meant xbox, I actually mean xbow which is why I put it, also killed for thinking the new xbox will be any good

[Evileel]

Overdosed with furry milk

http://i13.photobucket.com/albums/a251/Kefka_sprite/YIFF.jpg

[abyssion1337]

is that supposed to be sexy or scary? doesn't matter, it's not doing what it's supposed to do

killed for being irrelevant

[Evileel]

It was supposed to be fun and silly. You mean it doesn't look so?

[abyssion1337]

um, no not really, it looks like it's trying to be something it isn't

killed by it I guess

[Evileel]

Well sorry for disappointing you. I wasn't thinking a lot before posting that pic.

[Fishfreeek]

what are you two doing having a conversation without killing each other?!?
*guns you both down* muhuhuhuhuhuh

[Evileel]

We are kind and friendly people and no longer want to hurt each other.
http://www.1969histoiresdeparfums.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2009/04/make-love-not-war1.jpg

You make love, not war and happily die at age of 200.

[Fishfreeek]

what is this word love you speak of, is it a new gun???
*shoots you with love*

[abyssion1337]

you're an idiot, I was killing, I better take you out behind the shed...

[CelticFoxx]

Overdosed with furry milk


lies!!! i read that hentai... like i like reading other hentai because they are funny... but that's besides the point!!! you lie and i will kill you!!! just wait, i may not be there right now but some day i will be behind you with a rabid killer rabbit, and guess whose going to be dinner : D

(not me, YOU EVILEEL)

@abyssion1337
oh and i chose to continue the thread with chucky because i went and watched all of the chucky moves in two days the day before... (wow that makes no sense) anyways, if you don't like it, then ill kill you by shoving child's play down your throat with a bit o rat poison!! bitch...

[Evileel]

Why everyone can call each other idiots and bitches, while I can say nothing negative about anyone?

http://img693.imageshack.us/img693/1458/tiredkagami.jpg

For example Ive just tried to make a silly joke about Dreamer's posting habits:

Why Dreamer never post in any topic besides this? He/she don't know any English or what?


And then I was accused by angry mob of being forum's asshole:

Eeeeeeyeah. Evileel, I'm not sure you're in a position to insult someone's intelligence right now.

But everyone else besides me may offend each other freely. Don't you think its a bit unfair?

http://img693.imageshack.us/img693/1458/tiredkagami.jpg

[CelticFoxx]

you'll understand when your old evileel. in the meantime, try killing people in this thread that's the whole point, and with out that point three is no purpose to this thread.

now i kill you for questioning the "bitch" i placed in for fun.

[abyssion1337]

killed by pumpkinhead

[Fishfreeek]

yaay the killings return to normal XD
you get stabbed to death by a sofa

[Evileel]

Normal? How human killing can be Normal?

http://img693.imageshack.us/img693/1458/tiredkagami.jpg

Youre stabbed by drunken hippie for your disrespectful attitude towards human life.

[abyssion1337]

killed by Jesus

[Evileel]

Impossible. Jesus was a jew and jews never kill people.

Youre arrested and decapitated by Nazi police for mentioning jews here.

[Diclonius]

Pitiful shadow bound in darkness
looking down on others and causing them pain
a soul drowned in sinful karma
want to try dying this once?

[e1fen1ied]

ripped apart buy vectors

[Diclonius]

ripped apart buy vectors

dammit I was saving that one


Railgunned by Misaka

[abyssion1337]

ripped apart by vector calculus

[e1fen1ied]

death by countless dartd stabbed into you by the monkeys from the bloons games

[Evileel]

Detachable Penis through the chest

[Fishfreeek]

^ ****ing lol
sat on by a 10 tonne chair

[e1fen1ied]

frozen by liquid nitrogen then smashed into pieces

[SquintyMccheese]

smashed into pieces THEN frozen by liquid nitrogen.

[e1fen1ied]

you froze all of the sudden just to die of a heat stroke

[SquintyMccheese]

you had a heat stroke just to freeze all of a suden.
Get what I'm doing here? ;P

[e1fen1ied]

lol

your made of lava

[Fortissimo]

You winked and stuck your toungue out only to be rushed from your blindside by a serial killer, and in your surprise you bit your toungue, preventing you from calling for help as he stabbed you to death.

[e1fen1ied]

micheal jackson moon walked all over you

[Evileel]

Drowned in the toilet

[e1fen1ied]

drowned in the sink

[Tazuto]

drowned in 1 cenimeter of water

[Fishfreeek]

drouned in 1 cenimeter of ice

[Tazuto]

drowned in 1 cenimeter of mist

[Fishfreeek]

drowned in a cenimeter of air

[Issitheus]

drowned in a cenimeter of FIRE

[Tazuto]

burned to death, by cattle prods

[Fishfreeek]

your computer blows up in your face

[Evileel]

Banananized to death

http://i45.photobucket.com/albums/f90/projectniobi/pictures/funny/CidBanana.gif

[Chillpalazzo]

Jesus eats your face off using chopsticks

[e1fen1ied]

laughed to hard at the lyrics of " vicinity of obscenity "

[Shuiia]

You got thrown to the ground by Andy Samberg

[CelticFoxx]

Mikuru beam kills you!!!

[SquintyMccheese]

Killed by a Chuck Norris fart.

[Evileel]

You had too much of corn in one day

[CelticFoxx]

STABBED TO DEATH BY THE ALMIGHTY CORN on the COB!!!

[e1fen1ied]

beaten to death by a cob of corn

[abyssion1337]

the almighty lobster smites you

[e1fen1ied]

die in the cross fire between the never ending loster and corn war

[Evileel]

The Never Ending Loster cuts you to pieces with his laser corn.

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_Qj6qGd4X52M/SpLdVdeZcJI/AAAAAAAAB2M/UOdIurgZyY8/s400/laser-corn.png

[e1fen1ied]

die by my wierd drawing of the super villian named " The Amish Corn "

[Tazuto]

killed by a trapdoor

[e1fen1ied]

killed by my even weirder of the super hero " Island Fruit Man "

[Chillpalazzo]

Killed by my character Aekiri Misawa even though I have no actual character for that name yet.

[e1fen1ied]

Killed by my character Aekiri Misawa even though I have no actual character for that name yet.

loled to hard at that

[Evileel]

Dammed phantom anime characters from the future. Always causing weird problems XD
Hugged too hard by Carebear
http://neighborhoodsupergoddess.files.wordpress.com/2010/02/polar-bear-funny-dog-death-hug.jpg

[Fishfreeek]

time kills you

[ithappens]

Forrest Gump runs over you

[Evileel]

You piss off warrior princess from Hentailand
http://www.cheshirehall.net/link/a/NSFW_This_is_a_costume.jpg

[ithappens]

0.0 the many ways that thing could kill is endless....

Angry melon can kills you...why?...because he's angry

http://zef.me/wp-content/uploads/2008/02/funny-cat.jpg

[ThePsychoGamer]

failing the test will result in unsatfactory marks on you test evalualtion, and then death

[ithappens]

Failing the pirate and ninja test results in death after the pirate kills you because the ninja is busy

[ThePsychoGamer]

You try out a self made Jet Pack, ending in a festive, and tragic explosion

[ithappens]

I've always wanted to die that way

You try to mod a X-box 360 so Bill Gates uses his money to bring Charles Nelson Riley back to life to kill you

http://i94.photobucket.com/albums/l106/tommy2tone2/Untitled-1.jpg?t=1278281665

[ThePsychoGamer]

You get a demonic tree planted in your stomach

[ithappens]

It's always nice to have a friend lol

The alien in the movie slither kills you

[Evileel]

Tin Can Hit Man kills you, coz Ninjas and Pirates are busy.


http://img.chan4chan.com/img/2009-06-05/1244225103908.jpg

[ithappens]

I think i actually fear that man....

Goku from DB kills you

[ThePsychoGamer]

You flip your car when you see squrals making monkey noise

[ithappens]

This....I think guy kills you with his fancy arm work http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HO2vJo_umMs&NR=1

[ThePsychoGamer]

you listen to the greatest song in a survival horror game to much.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5OUP_Z3iZPs

[ithappens]

You watch to much youtube poop

[ThePsychoGamer]

Never heard of it

Killed by trying to microwave an airbag

[Evileel]

Microwave kills you, coz you have tried to use it instead of catgirl.

http://i234.photobucket.com/albums/ee87/sexyemokiller/catgirlmeow.gif

[ThePsychoGamer]

you die in a robot fight

[ithappens]

KILLED BY....DUN DUN DUN...Fluffy the evil ruler of the world

[ThePsychoGamer]

You are killed by time

[Evileel]

Corn appears again when you least expect it

http://i.ytimg.com/vi/rImUv-uM9fA/0.jpg

[ThePsychoGamer]

You fail a platform jump duo to bad physics

[Evileel]

Death by Deathsu girl

http://madpwnage.net/images/desu_.jpg

[ThePsychoGamer]

killed by rampant consumerism

[Fishfreeek]

put in a pie and eaten by me

[ithappens]

Killed by aqua man

[Evileel]

Assassinated by ninja cat

http://www.motifake.com/image/demotivational-poster/0809/ninja-cat-cat-ninja-cool-funny-demotivational-poster-1222434577.jpg

[ThePsychoGamer]

killed by random grenade

[Chillpalazzo]

You do a barrel roll in your car. Off a cliff.

[ThePsychoGamer]

killed by a zombie invasion

[Chillpalazzo]

Im immune because I play left 4 dead 2.

These guys kill you http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KDovI1Ru3Ls

[Fishfreeek]

run over by a steamroller

[ThePsychoGamer]

bored to death by microsoft's press conference at E3 [insert skittles joke here]

[abyssion1337]

killed a shoggoth

[ThePsychoGamer]

killed by Cathulu

[Evileel]

Some homo hobo stabs you with his toothbrush

[ThePsychoGamer]

you fall in lava

[Fishfreeek]

shotgunned in the face

[abyssion1337]

Eaten by Larry

[ThePsychoGamer]

killed by just being denied

[e1fen1ied]

shot by the dart gun in Fallout 3

( lol its made out of a spray paint gun, toy car, rubber hose and a scorpion's poison sack + darts )
http://images1.wikia.nocookie.net/fallout/images/4/43/Dart_Gun.png

[ThePsychoGamer]

Drank to much of the water in Fallout 3

[Tazuto]

death by "you just got sarged"

[Evileel]

You fall into Liquid nitrogen.

http://www.gwu.edu/~sps/Society%20of%20Physics%20Students%20%28SPS%29/Events/232B3207-4CB8-4E3A-8341-286F32BE4156_files/211.jpg

[Chillpalazzo]

You get killed by this ghoul http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o6zavZHMC6M


death by "you just got sarged"
How do you like them apples, and by apples I mean bullets, IN YOUR FACE! I had an amv clip for that but I couldn't upload it anywhere :(

[abyssion1337]

you were trying to kill someone but they exalted

[Fishfreeek]

you splode randomly

[Evileel]

Wild Azusa appears.
Azusa use The Rain of Acid Bubbles on you.

http://i46.tinypic.com/2ynjc7r.jpg

[Chillpalazzo]

Spun to death http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lmmWSc7eN-U&feature=related

[Evileel]

He have warned you...

http://www.acc.umu.se/~zqad/cats/1169988171-Gonna_get_raped_cat.b.jpg


...but you haven't listened. You never listen...

[Chillpalazzo]

Spin to fast in a chair and internal organs fail http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LS_BuLHQ69w&feature=related

[Evileel]

Excel licks you to death with her gigantic tongue.

http://img411.imageshack.us/img411/9782/excelt.jpg

[Chillpalazzo]

You get ran over while doing a parody of a Beatles cover

http://www.gweep.ca/~edmonds/anime/Tenchi/Meet-The-TM/mttm.back.jpg

[Fishfreeek]

you reduce the final bosses health to 1 only to have it use its ultamate spell on you killing your whole party with full health instantly...

[Evileel]

Death by neverending boob bouncing,

http://img203.imageshack.us/img203/4931/minami2.gif

[Antonio Black]

Death by a boomerang off a cliff.
Then a Hadoken blows up your spine.

[Fishfreeek]

FALCON PUNCH
need I say moar??

[SquintyMccheese]

you died by blood loss due to lost genitalia.

http://fc00.deviantart.com/fs31/f/2008/190/b/d/Corny_Horatio_one_liners_by_crazymonkey66666a.jpg

[abyssion1337]

You get eaten by a blancmange from space

[Fishfreeek]

you get infected by a zombie

[e1fen1ied]

Hinamizawa Syndrome ( nothing else needs to be siad )

[N8theGr8]

You tried to catch the Z-saber. (Been playin' MMX3 last couple o' days.)

[Evileel]

Bunny Kagami eats your Brainz
http://img338.imageshack.us/img338/5893/bunnykagami.jpg

[CelticFoxx]

death by evileels sudden change from pro-peace to pro-killing... and kagami's panties!
(its beautiful... evil eels change, not her panties XD)

[Evileel]

(its beautiful... evil eels... panties XD)

Thanks a lot for noticing. Its good to belong to such sweet and caring, although a bit perverted community.
http://img682.imageshack.us/img682/6119/tsukasacute1.jpg

[Eggman]

excessive Call of duty playing

[abyssion1337]

killed by a roller coaster

[Fishfreeek]

your house collapses on you..

[Tazuto]

you slip in the tub

[Evileel]

CG Tsukasa eats what is left from you after Bunny Kagami's attack.

http://i31.tinypic.com/2v1qhah.jpg

[Diclonius]

bleed to death from having thumbtacks poured into your anus with a funnel

[abyssion1337]

a truck comes careening through the wall and takes you out

[e1fen1ied]

your in a spaceship and your dumb ass patner shots the window because i wanted to see what explosive decompression felt like

[Chillpalazzo]

You're on a spaceship and you want to know what explosive decompression feels like. So you fire your gun and nothing happens. You realize you're at a Star wars ride at Disney land. You get arrested and raped to death in prison. Female prison.

[e1fen1ied]

who the hell do you think i am kick, to the face

[Diclonius]

this
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v505/timeless_evil/pithisis.jpg

[Shuiia]

you die from this soaring heat -.-

[abyssion1337]

you die from the searing heat

[Fishfreeek]

you get run over

[Shuiia]

You die from drinking cheap Vodka

[Evileel]

You die from eating unbelievably expensive caviar.

[Shuiia]

you choke in a stick of Dynamite...while it is lit o.O

[Tazuto]

fish chokes on you

[e1fen1ied]

your head explodes from the awsomness of AMV Hell 5

[Shuiia]

You die from playing Closer to the Edge all freakin' day xD

[acutekat]

ice cream scooped your eyes out and force fed them to you

[abyssion1337]

you take a vacation to Hinamizawa

[Ofthefunk]

you hooked a car battery up to your nipple ring to your tongue ring to see if it conducted... it did...

[Evileel]

Death by this chair:
http://img189.imageshack.us/img189/7332/fatchair.gif

[Shuiia]

You drowned in a kiddy pool

[Chillpalazzo]

You jump off a scyskraper and go into a manhole and safely land in the sewer. Then alligators eat you.

[Evileel]

Huge black **** through the chest.
http://www.backyardpoultry.com/vis/2005/Black%20****eral%20Pullet%20Breeder%20%28Pat%20Pip er%29.JPG

[e1fen1ied]

impaled to a piece of cheese

[synbad2]

Shark attack

_______/\_______\o/_________

[abyssion1337]

Tommy Wiseau gets you

[Chillpalazzo]

You fall for an obvious trap
http://wrightimagefilms.com/mabels-table/images/01-FreeCorn.png

[e1fen1ied]

^
lol

death by laughing

[Evileel]

Magical loli with with pink cotton candy hair and two massive squidgy epic things on her chest, hugs you. 5 years later you die of syphilis.
http://img408.imageshack.us/img408/6703/magicalloli.jpg

[Chillpalazzo]

Chris Hansen sees what is in your computer files and takes the law into his own hands *coughevileelcough*
http://www.motifake.com/image/demotivational-poster/0810/chris-hansen-chris-hansen-demotivational-poster-1223480765.jpg

[abyssion1337]

you made lolcats of the Kilrathi

[Fishfreeek]

you run yourself over

[Evileel]

You were that second dog '^_^
http://i32.tinypic.com/wqqwoy.jpg

[Fishfreeek]

your TV beats you to death

[e1fen1ied]

your computer crushes you

[Shuiia]

Vin Diesel beats the **** outta you...andthenyoudieofAIDS

[Fishfreeek]

you diddnt part with your companion cube and died of hunger