[jinzo64]

your jumped on by mario

[thedarkmessenger]

you're jumped on by Luigi.

[jinzo64]

your sat on by lugia

[thedarkmessenger]

shuffled to death by goombas

[acutekat]

i string you up and watch as your feet stop kicking

[thedarkmessenger]

you really like watching people die O_o

I watch you get stomped on by koopas

[jinzo64]

burn't to death by ho-oh's fire blast.

[thedarkmessenger]

drowned by Blastoise's water cannon

[jinzo64]

tenacle raped by tentacruel

[Evileel]

Death by my newest creation! Damn how Im bored of waiting AMV Hell 5 http://t0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:LZegzcDtEopePM:&biw=1024&bih=598
http://img37.imageshack.us/img37/6559/konataxkagamiderp.jpg

[Kuni Linguist]

died from having over 9000 inert balls causing your sack to rupture and then bleed out

[jinzo64]

hit with 75,000,001 blasts of pity

[XxFabiGBxX]

u put and ugly face, and ur brain exploded

[jinzo64]

your sonic boomed in the face by bison

[acutekat]

rip out your eyeballs jam em down your throat slam a funnel into your mouth and force feed you bleach

[Backmask]

You are taken into your basement and sodomized by your father for ten years. Your father then gets gets bored of you and proceeds to rip of your finger nails, break your legs, burn your eyes with a cigarette, castrates you, then he rips out your small intestine and hangs you with it.

[acutekat]

ill make you rip your own heart out

[Backmask]

I'll make you watch Dragonball Evolution for an eternity.

[acutekat]

stuck in a room with a moose for an eternity

[Fishfreeek]

run over by a lawnmower

[abyssion1337]

Croup and Vandemar get you

[acutekat]

screw it

.300 savage lever action shot through the left eye

[Riaki]

strangle you P_O

[acutekat]

tie you by the neck to a pole and throw you off the building

[Fishfreeek]

beaten to death with a walking stick

[Distict5-9]

Actually killed by one of the posts on this killing thread

[Kuni Linguist]

You die from eating bad mcdonalds food a.k.a. anthrax

[jinzo64]

you die from inhaling a ton of pollen

[Kuni Linguist]

you die by the smell of ass

[thedarkmessenger]

you die by the smell of MY ass >8D

[acutekat]

you find THE TRUTH

mind cannot handle it

[thedarkmessenger]

you found the cake

mind explodes.

[acutekat]

you get cooked for the cake

[thedarkmessenger]

you get microwaved for the frosting

[acutekat]

you get diced for the appetizers

[thedarkmessenger]

appetizer through the chest. :o

[Fishfreeek]

sat on by a fat guy

[abyssion1337]

knife punched

[thedarkmessenger]

knife stabbed :p

[acutekat]

KNIFE EYEBALL ATTACK



asdf

[abyssion1337]

hit over the head with a knife-wrench

[acutekat]

You eat the man-wich

[Fishfreeek]

chainsaw to face

[acutekat]

katana through the heart

[abyssion1337]

Max punches your head off

[Fishfreeek]

die from playing to many games

[thedarkmessenger]

game through the chest O_o

[acutekat]

the game

and you die

[thedarkmessenger]

you commit suicide after someone informs you you have lost the game.

[Fishfreeek]

you die in a pillow fight

[abyssion1337]

you had your face pulled off by a lawnmower

[thedarkmessenger]

you had you face blown off by a leaf blower.

[Fishfreeek]

your face gets eaten by your hand

[Chewi105]

you die waiting for Half-Life 2, Episode 3

[abyssion1337]

don't joke about that, I shoot you with sawblade from my gravity gun for joking about that

[Fishfreeek]

zombie gets your brains

[abyssion1337]

you get flayed by a headcrab zombie

[thedarkmessenger]

you get ran over by a herd of chocobos

[Backmask]

You are cought in the middle of the Antlion's mating season.

[Kuni Linguist]

You hit rydia with a chocobo caravan and she survives only to summon bahamut to kill you

[Chewi105]

you are stuck in an infinite Portal loop. you die from falling too long

[Fishfreeek]

you hug a huge cactus

[abyssion1337]

the magical golden monkey kills you

[Kuni Linguist]

your brain explodes, but you live just long enoght to fall off a balcony and just before landing get hit by a bus

[Evileel]

An anteater sucks your brains out through your earhole while your sleeping.
http://danbooru.donmai.us/data/sample/sample-022010336442e3b9cc0e35dfeb43750d.jpg

[Kuni Linguist]

you sleep wile your sleeping and dont wake up in the dream so you dont wake up in real life and die of starvation

[jinzo64]

fall down a lift shaft

[thedarkmessenger]

fall down a bottomless pit...and hit the bottom :p

[Riaki]

Ill eat ur toes while your sleeping BILLY GOAT!!

[jinzo64]

eaten by a troll

[Riaki]

Killed by bill cosby in a bathroom O__O

[jinzo64]

killed by a train wreck

[Riaki]

Killed by jinzos mom while she rapes u slowly and O__O you can figure out the rest

[jinzo64]

that sounds just like her did you meet her or somthing

killed by riaki's dad for crashing his car

[Riaki]

Dies of music explosing to insane for the ears :3

[jinzo64]

hit by a drill that can peirce the heavens

[Riaki]

hit by a penis that could peirce the heavens

[jinzo64]

hit by corn that could peirce the heavens

[Kuni Linguist]

turned into the corn that pierces through the heavens, but upon impact makes it through then explodes, just as you turn back so you explode instead.

[jinzo64]

eaten by snorlax

[Kuni Linguist]

sat on by snorlax

[jinzo64]

killed by post farmers using racks

[Kuni Linguist]

you open so many tabs to post in you fry the comp setting fire to your place and you burn alive

[Fishfreeek]

stabed with a pie

[jinzo64]

shot by the death star

[Fishfreeek]

die from eating to much

[Kuni Linguist]

you poo so hard it explodes your toilet and you are shot into the sun

[jinzo64]

you flying to wards the sun at the speed of light

[Kuni Linguist]

you become superman, but batman hits you with a kryptonite smoke bomb, you enhale it and die

[jinzo64]

your bat cape gets caught in the bat jet engine and die

[Kuni Linguist]

you become alfred and have a heart attack from old age

[jinzo64]

you turn into clay face and fall in a fire and turn to stone

[Kuni Linguist]

you turn into the joker, think your the bat and try to glide out of arkem, but die on the rocks

[jinzo64]

your beaten up by killer croc

[abyssion1337]

You become one of Doodlebug's human victims

[jinzo64]

your hit by iron tail from an overpowered pikachu

[Fishfreeek]

killed with a teacup

[jinzo64]

killed with a coffee mug

[Fishfreeek]

killed by a snowball

[jinzo64]

hit by a snowman

[Fishfreeek]

snowman rapes you to death

[jinzo64]

santa pwns you to death

[abyssion1337]

Ink-Eyes kills you

[thedarkmessenger]

Lucy kills you

[abyssion1337]

River kills you

[thedarkmessenger]

nana kills you...by accident D:

[abyssion1337]

Gendown'd

[Distict5-9]

Crushed by a falling old computer

[Riaki]

crushed by a guitar hero controller

[jinzo64]

beaten to death with an air guiter

[Evileel]

Mio disintegrates you with her beam of painful love.
http://img51.imageshack.us/img51/8885/miobeam.gif

[flamingbambi]

DEATH BY MOTORBOAT.

I'll leave you to decide which kind.

[animemental1]

Death...

by Geass.

[SquintyMccheese]

Death.....by skyscraper.

[jinzo64]

death by sumomo

[Shibbidah]

Death by glomp.

[jinzo64]

death by sleep

[Shibbidah]

Death by Mikuru Beam.
http://img369.imageshack.us/img369/492/mikurubeam2op8.gif

[jinzo64]

death by grand ray cero

[Shibbidah]

Death by...well...this:
http://img337.imageshack.us/img337/7826/fukosparks.gif

[jinzo64]

looks like fun.

death by radiation poisoning

[Shibbidah]

DEATH BY THIS!!! (www.techsmartly.net/freeps3)

[jinzo64]

death by death

[Shibbidah]

Death by death death!!!

[Evileel]

Mikuru Beeeeeeam!
http://img534.imageshack.us/img534/6766/konatamikurubeam1.gif

[XelaisPWN]

From This! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2nAPM6oTrF0)

[Bakagami]

Life you need that to live right?
Death by people dying when sharp things are inserted into them (Rin)

[Evileel]

Mikuru Beeeeeam!
http://img72.imageshack.us/img72/8101/konatamikurubeam2.gif

[Vazain]

Death By ALT+F4

[Bakagami]

Bang Lose!

[Chewi105]

Mikuru Beeeeeam!
http://neoshinka.files.wordpress.com/2008/08/mikuru_beam_haruhi.gif

[Barty64]

stepped on by a Big Daddy

[Bakagami]

Clawing out your own neck.

[Barty64]

Death by heart attack

[abyssion1337]

Bang Lose!

Impossible, Bang can't lose that's why he's top tier, his subordinates murder you for saying that

[jinzo64]

Bang loses to chuck norris

death by stealth force

[Evileel]

Mikuru Beeeeam!
http://img26.imageshack.us/img26/5402/konatamikurubeam3.gif

[jinzo64]

death by chesse

[Barty64]

Death by Sumomo

[Bakagami]

Death by decompression

[Vazain]

Death by decompression

Death by mind'splosion caused by coming to understand a reasonable explanation to the number "i".

[jinzo64]

death by the thought of 4chan fusing with 4kids

[Vazain]

death by the thought of 4chan fusing with 4kids

Death by the sheer amazement of such a concept!!

[jinzo64]

death by the truth that disney bought marvel for muney

[Vazain]

death by the truth that disney bought marvel for muney

Death by the truth that Spacemen bought both for SpaceBucks!

[jinzo64]

eaten by fishfreeek

[abyssion1337]

Killed by samurai Buddy Holly (best movie ever)

[flamingbambi]

Death by Robo-Geisha

[Diclonius]

I will weld your ass-hole shut and make you a new one in your forehead

[Bakagami]

Even you died it probably wouldn't kill you.
Death by future self killing you.

[LurkerSubmarine]

Death by, umbrella test/procedure

[Barty64]

Death by being Divided by Zero

[Evileel]

Beatened to death by enraged mathematician

[Barty64]

Death by Anal Dwelling Butt Monkey attack

[Bakagami]

Death by Dracula.

[Evileel]

Death by Alucard.

[Bakagami]

Death by inversion.

[LurkerSubmarine]

Death by centrifuge

[abyssion1337]

the Steel Samurai impales you

[Vazain]

A Soviet Russian cake eats you.

[abyssion1337]

you climb into a teleporter and you DNA fuses with a fruitcake

[Vazain]

Probably a nasty one too....

Death by unlife.

[Bakagami]

Death by prebirth.

[Vazain]

Death by post-mortem...

[XelaisPWN]

Death from Sudden Adult Death Syndrome.

[Vazain]

Death from Sudden Expected Death Syndrome.

[Bakagami]

Death from --- ALL GLORY TO THE HYPNOTOAD.

[Vazain]

Death. from. the. brain. slugs.

[Bakagami]

Death from punctuation.

[Vazain]

Death from Square Enix Lens Flare!

[Bakagami]

Death by GRANDIA III

[Vazain]

death by Battletoads!

[abyssion1337]

Death by Fetish Fuel Station Attendant

[LurkerSubmarine]

Death by horse urine injections.

[Bakagami]

Death by RAINBOWS~

[BladeGraffiti]

drowning inside of Mr.Kool Aid

[LurkerSubmarine]

Death by pressure hose in the heart

[Bakagami]

Death by Melty Blood.

[LurkerSubmarine]

Death by piano

[jinzo64]

death by mystery meat

[Kerberos]

Death by Jesus Shark

[jinzo64]

death by 2 trillion paper cuts

[abyssion1337]

death by getting hit by a train, while you were on a boat

[Diclonius]

this
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v505/timeless_evil/lina.jpg

[acutekat]

Derivative through the chest

[BladeGraffiti]

splitting of atoms occur within your cerebrum

[acutekat]

Nuclear fusion in your ear

[BladeGraffiti]

sublimation of your fear

[acutekat]

my fears turn into vapor from a solid form without turning liquid?
all righty then

all your fears turn corporeal

[BladeGraffiti]

Sublimation as in the fictional type:
" To divert energy of primitive impulses into culturally higher activity. To refine, to purify, to make sublime"

death by the Holy Grail Rabbit

[Bakagami]

Death by Holy Hand Grenade.

[jinzo64]

death by sheep grenade

[LurkerSubmarine]

Death by ruptured intestines

[jinzo64]

death by bleach filler episodes

[Barty64]

Death by kamakasi work

[abyssion1337]

death from being dropped

[Barty64]

Death by DeLorean

[abyssion1337]

Magical Trevor kills you

[Bakagami]

So very clever.
Death by space pope.

[Barty64]

Death by Space Dingo's

[Kira2521]

Death by space Australia

[Chaos+]

Death by a chick in a box.

[Kira2521]

Death by Snu Snu

[XxFabiGBxX]

soviet russia's bad jokes kill you!

WTF??

[Chaos+]

America's good jokes kill YOU!!

[Vazain]

Japanese kanji jokes will confuse you...and then mind 'splosion!

[XelaisPWN]

why did you get a new account, chaos? O_o

EDIT: I meant to post this in the last post wins thread, so it wouldn't seem off topic, but I wasn't paying attention.

oh well. xP

[Barty64]

Death by stupidity caused by Snu Snu

[XxFabiGBxX]

killed by condom

[Barty64]

killed by robocop

[synbad2]

Death by Chaos+ Signature

[Barty64]

Death by your signature

[synbad2]

Death by your signature

yeah that outta hurt

Death by Death Note

[Barty64]

Death by Judo Chop

[Bakagami]

Death by Kung Phooey.

[synbad2]

I kill everyone who since they are torturing with the red font in the chat box!!!!!!

[Fishfreeek]

your avatar shoots you

[jinzo64]

death by war

[abyssion1337]

LoL

[Fishfreeek]

sat on by a fat guy

[jinzo64]

stepped on by giant yutaka

[Fishfreeek]

annie bursts you

[jinzo64]

shot to the heart

[Fishfreeek]

pikachu uses thunder

[jinzo64]

magikarp uses splash

[Fishfreeek]

killed by splash damage from an rpg

[synbad2]

magikarp uses splash

lol... what??????

Death by cuteness
http://t2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:U38W3wxMI8JrLM:http://i348.photobucket.com/albums/q335/inksix/JIGGLYPUFF.jpg&t=1

[Fishfreeek]

stabbed with a pen and die from ink poisoning

[Bakagami]

Food poison'd

[abyssion1337]

killed by a ninja ostrich

[tanis_lionheart]

http://www.therazor.org/images/che_kills.jpg

[jinzo64]

killed by the hulk

[Barty64]

killed by the funk

[jinzo64]

death by hyper mikuru beam

[Vazain]

Killed by ring out.

[Bakagami]

Time up!

[Vazain]

Double Knock out!

[Bakagami]

Multi KO

[synbad2]

Killionaire

[Ewcongogamer]

killed by the game :)

[Bakagami]

It's long over due and needs to make another appearance.
MIKURU BEAM~
http://filer.case.edu/jtk12/mikuru_beam_small.gif

[Vazain]

Because one page is TOO LONG!!!

Death by death thread!

[Ewcongogamer]

death by the death in your death to deathify your death of how we determine death :)

[Vazain]

Death by simpler means...

[Ewcongogamer]

death by EVEN simpler means

[Vazain]

Death by means so simple...there are no words simple enough to explain it.

[Ewcongogamer]

Death by more complicated means then circles of death.

[Vazain]

Death so complicate, you actually have to understand the number i.

[Ewcongogamer]

I know that that i is not death and therefore understand that you die from my understanding of death.

[Bakagami]

Death by the adorableness of LEGOS!

[Ewcongogamer]

Death by simplicity of MEGA BLOCKS!

[Vazain]

Death by stupidity of Mega Blocks...

[Chillpalazzo]

Death by british accents

[Bakagami]

Death by the Queen~

[jinzo64]

death by check mate

[Bakagami]

Death by dying.

[jinzo64]

thats sounds painful

death by war craft

[synbad2]

death by living

[jinzo64]

death by zenbon zakura

[synbad2]

http://www.naruto-kun.com/images/gallery/185/sakura58.gif

[Bakagami]

Death by Narutardism.

[Thrair]

Death by Filler

[Vazain]

Killed by your avata....ooooooohhhh..... huh.

[Bakagami]

Killed by Noel beam?

[synbad2]

squished by a grammy

[Vazain]

Crushed by synbad3.

[synbad2]

lol whut???

[Bakagami]

Lol whut'd to death.

[synbad2]

killed by a **** bear in a mobile suit
http://www.mahq.net/mecha/gundam/gunpla/gpb-04b.jpg

[Barty64]

Death by cute dog

[synbad2]

Death by cute dog

http://adweek.blogs.com/photos/uncategorized/sam_1.jpg

This one???

[Barty64]

That's the one

[synbad2]

srorrim yb htaeD

[Vazain]

Death by the letters still being forward.

[Fishfreeek]

noʎ sllıʞ ʇxǝʇ uʍop ǝpısdn

[synbad2]

noʎ sllıʞ ʇxǝʇ uʍop ǝpısdn

wtf????

A 729 floor skyscraper falls on you

[Bakagami]

Death by motorbike.

[jinzo64]

i died trying to comprehend upside down text

how the hell do you that?

[synbad2]

sɹɐʍɹɐʇs ʎq ɥʇɐǝp

[jinzo64]

death by confusion

[synbad2]

Death by Google

[jinzo64]

death by time lord assistants

[synbad2]

Death by a doctor claiming to be a doctor, but isn't a doctor

[jinzo64]

hit by a tardis

[synbad2]

death by too many sweet things
http://i11.mangareader.net/bleach/429/bleach-1579128.jpg

[jinzo64]

death by the latest chapter of the bleach manga series.

[Barty64]

death by trying to reach 9001

[Fishfreeek]

you keep getting killed on CoD so you rage quit, after cooling down for a few minutes you are just about to start another game when there is a knock on your door, you open it to see me there and I stab you

[LurkerSubmarine]

Death by your hands detaching then strangling you to death

[jinzo64]

death by attack tigers

[abyssion1337]

death by assailants wielding fruit

[Evileel]

Death by Chiyo-chan on SHROOMS!
http://i.ytimg.com/vi/zongIABn7Co/0.jpg

[Bakagami]

Death by acid.

[abyssion1337]

death by penguins

[Bakagami]

Bender kills you.

[jinzo64]

death by bankai

[abyssion1337]

death by bad publicity

[acutekat]

death via inactive thread

[nipple]

death via inactive immune system

[abyssion1337]

killed by the cowboy ninja viking