[daikaisho vanguard]

The previous Killing thread has exeeded 100 pages - time for a new.

Abyss, you are crushed under the weight of more than 1600 posts

[abyssion1337]

that's ok MODOK kills you

[daikaisho vanguard]

Stuffed into a fax machine and sent to Downing Street 11 as a letterbomb.

[abyssion1337]

Carnage kills you and yes I'm doing a super villain theme

[nipple]

the cancer kills you

[abyssion1337]

Dr. Doom kills you

[Animegirlzzzzzzz]

Dr. Doom kills you
Dr. Insano mutates you into a chimera only wishing to starve herself.

[abyssion1337]

Veidt kills you for knowing too much

[Animegirlzzzzzzz]

Veidt kills you for knowing too much
Killed by a low flying plane

[abyssion1337]

Omni-Man and his mustache kill you
http://starsmedia.ign.com/stars/image/object/143/14338225/omni-man_pictureboxart_160w.jpg

[Animegirlzzzzzzz]

You grow cape and get it caught in turbine!

[abyssion1337]

Norman Osborn kills you

[Animegirlzzzzzzz]

Octo Octavious kills you!

[daikaisho vanguard]

Trampled by a one-eyed gopher

[abyssion1337]

you get killed by captain Jean Luc Picard

[Animegirlzzzzzzz]

You get killed by Young Kirk.
BLACK HOLES LET US DO ANYTHING!

[abyssion1337]

you get eaten by Cthulhu

[Animegirlzzzzzzz]

You get killed by the morally ambiguous Tell-Tale Heart.

[abyssion1337]

you didn't stop worrying and didn't learn to love the bomb

[Animegirlzzzzzzz]

You didn't believe Apocalypse is happening Now!

[Ken-Chan]

you became a suicide bomber

[Animegirlzzzzzzz]

you became a suicide bomber
You become an emo!

[nipple]

you get killed for quoting in the killing thread

[Animegirlzzzzzzz]

You get killed for being a hypotcrite by the Shonen Batto!

[nipple]

a golden bat through the chest

[Animegirlzzzzzzz]

Maromi through the psyce!

[daikaisho vanguard]

You ate my pie.
It was my only one, now forever gone,
That makes people die.

[nipple]

you ate my fruit!
you killed my mood!
that was so rude!
DON'T EAT MY FOOD!

*stabs with a knife*

[Evileel]

Chiyo-chan shoves you into oven, cooks for a 3 min and then feeds your half baked but still alive body to her dog.

http://img182.imageshack.us/img182/1629/cherry.gif

She was out of canned dog food. Sorry http://img23.imageshack.us/img23/2907/chionewcomer.gif

[nipple]

Chiyo kills you for using her picture without pony tails as ur avatar

[Evileel]

Thats not Chiyo. Thats Butch - her twin brother. He is the biggest blockhead in his class, still in elementary school (although he is 11 already), likes picking on smaller children, jenkem addict, ... but whatever.
Yotsuba beats you to death with her sunflower, because you have dyed her hair blue in your avatar. She hates blue http://l-userpic.livejournal.com/71119437/11979007

[Animegirlzzzzzzz]

Waving kid betray you!

[abyssion1337]

Chiri Kitsu kills you for having put your shirt on backwards

[Ken-Chan]

you tried to piece the heavens with your drill but you failed *drill through the chest*

[daikaisho vanguard]

Chiyo-chan kills you and evileel for showing another dog than mr. Tadakichi

[nipple]

Me runs you and evileel over because i'm tired of telling it's not Yotsuba in my av

[Evileel]

Dammit, soon I will be out of lives if everyone will continue killing me so frequently.
And Im tired that everyone is telling me that Yotsuba is not Yotsuba. So the Blue Yotsuba takes her sunflover and stabs the Green Yotsuba with it, because there can be only one Yotsuba in this world. Then she stabs nipple, because you made her hair blue and she hates blue. Then she stabs herself, because Blue Yotsuba is all blue and she hates blue, so she hates herself. Then Osaka comes and eats all those 3 dead bodies.


The End! http://tbn2.google.com/images?q=tbn:ble2XxWgWFqU8M:http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y211/OutfieldAngel/hiragana/AzumangaDaiohOsakaNekoKoneko.jpg

[nipple]

You shoot at your allies, they shoot back. Because it is war, and you're a daltonic.



___
her hair is not even blue

[daikaisho vanguard]

Lucky Luke increases his kill count from 0 to 1

[Animegirlzzzzzzz]

Cool Hand Luke kills you awesomally.

[abyssion1337]

badlieutenant kills you

[Animegirlzzzzzzz]

Strongbad reads letter containing:
Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn!

[abyssion1337]

wow has he read an email with that, I'm behind

you get lynched

[Ken-Chan]

died from alcohol poisoning

[Evileel]

Pope stabs you for no particular reason.

http://thebaumer.files.wordpress.com/2009/05/pope-benedict2.jpg

[acutekat]

laptop thru the chest

[abyssion1337]

torn asunder

[daikaisho vanguard]

Hard Gay imposter smash your skull with his bass

http://i292.photobucket.com/albums/mm11/adjacent_badger/HGwigwam-1.jpg

[abyssion1337]

eaten by the piano

[daikaisho vanguard]

Today they DID shoot at the pianist

[abyssion1337]

failed to get reference

[Evileel]

http://www.funnies.com/hilpics818/toiletmonster.jpg

[abyssion1337]

you get assassinated

[Animegirlzzzzzzz]

You get burninated!

[abyssion1337]

you get eaten

[daikaisho vanguard]

You were stepped on by a cyclop, when crossing the street to buy cigars

[abyssion1337]

you were blasted by Cyclops

[Evileel]

Homeless and starving Konata with her boyfried and irregular child knocks to your door and asks for some food.

http://img257.imageshack.us/img257/2253/konatahomeless.jpg

You give away all of your food and money to her and soon die of starvation yourself :)

[abyssion1337]

a god falls on top of you

[Animegirlzzzzzzz]

Chronos's spiked bed falls on top of you.
And by spiked, I do mean radioactive.

[Evileel]

Radioactive slug bites you.

[Animegirlzzzzzzz]

Saraki ownz you!!!

[abyssion1337]

you get attacked by a WoD style mage

[Animegirlzzzzzzz]

You get Ultima cast upon you!

[abyssion1337]

you get shot

[Evileel]

You become another victim of Osaka's shoe.
http://img111.imageshack.us/img111/2087/100pxlenghtph2.gifhttp://i18.photobucket.com/albums/b141/eswiftfire/f0baced5fd5c87ddf0b698a40a0445e4c06.gif

[abyssion1337]

unlike President Bush you couldn't dodge shoes

[Animegirlzzzzzzz]

Like JFK, The Comedian happens...

[abyssion1337]

Regan smash

[Animegirlzzzzzzz]

Hulk brings the wall down!

[abyssion1337]

you try to eat antimatter

[daikaisho vanguard]

was taunted by tigers

[abyssion1337]

you get pulled into twilight

[NLAlchemist]

you cross the event horizon and get pulled into the black hole of death

[abyssion1337]

you get pulled into a Dirac sea

[Animegirlzzzzzzz]

You get torn apart from the inside by Unit 01!
(She does that a lot, doesn't she?)

[abyssion1337]

I'm sorry I thought we were doing physics based deaths; you pulled into a quantum singularity

[Evileel]

Angry Einstein appears and beats you to death with his quantum physics book.

http://theregulator.net/wp-content/uploads/2009/01/lol_laugh_expression_smile1.jpg

[abyssion1337]

you get killed by Abraham Lincoln, cause he's a ninja: why do you think he always wears that hat

[Animegirlzzzzzzz]

George Washington chops you down.
(And if that blood flying out isn't physics as an art, then Physics is completly overrated!!!)

[abyssion1337]

it's not, it's biology... too bad the angry biologists got you

[daikaisho vanguard]

Blown up by a Citro?n C4

[Evileel]

Konata molests you in the shower.

http://img27.imageshack.us/img27/2840/konatashower.gif

[abyssion1337]

you call the angry scientist a mad scientist

[NLAlchemist]

BLAM right in the face by a G.R.B. lol
(gamma ray burst)

[Animegirlzzzzzzz]

BAM, right in the dick with my X-ray vision.
(Right 1337, biology dictates how and in which direction things fall...:rolleyes: )

[abyssion1337]

hit by an omg particle
(well blood spray is caused by a heartbeat, made stronger by the fact that adrenaline is flowing: don't test me on this stuff)

[acutekat]

you talk a walk on the wild side
and get an std

then get hit by a truck

[abyssion1337]

you try to walk an the wild side and get torn apart by the wild things, since that's where they are

[acutekat]

lou reed through the chest

[Animegirlzzzzzzz]

Kain uses Jump and impales.
(Does it have to do with physics now, 1337?!)

[acutekat]

shot in the eye by a .22 pistol repeatedly and without mercy

[daikaisho vanguard]

You tried eating potassium

[Animegirlzzzzzzz]

You tried digesting a magnet.

[Filleraol]

digested magnet through the chest

[Evileel]

Hitler rises from the grave and eats your brains.

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_bEBzZgZ5Tmc/SYCxSSf9I_I/AAAAAAAATJA/w8xaDaRLrhQ/s400/Baby+Deer+Loves+Hitler+by+~humon.jpg

Isn't Hitler not kawaii? http://i301.photobucket.com/albums/nn59/japeth_reyes/cute%20onion%20head/th047.gif

[daikaisho vanguard]

Both of them?
And you have a double negation...

Tried to wash in sulfurous acid

[abyssion1337]

Hitler rises from the grave and you are Poland

[daikaisho vanguard]

You are Lithuania

[abyssion1337]

you are Jesus

[Evileel]

No, u r Jesus .

http://img364.imageshack.us/img364/9596/youare.jpg

[abyssion1337]

your overuse of pics causes your computer to explode lodging shrapnel in your chest

[Animegirlzzzzzzz]

I sharpen said shrapnel and get you caught in a Javelin rampage!!!

[abyssion1337]

Armstrong gets you

[Filleraol]

armstrong through the chest i have no imagination...

[Animegirlzzzzzzz]

Blue haired girl runs with scizzors.

[abyssion1337]

you get shot by a wyld cannon

[Issitheus]

Trampled by some Wyld Stallyns.

[abyssion1337]

killed for being a colossal idiot

[Evileel]

You finally realize that there is no point of living for you, because you will never became as cool as Sakaki, so you kill yourself in the most painful way possible.

http://img18.imageshack.us/img18/8035/sakaki.jpg

Then you post a video of your suicide in youtube :D

[abyssion1337]

http://images.elfwood.com/fanq/s/p/spacheco3/candlejack_by_mistressali.jpg
guess who get's you?

[daikaisho vanguard]

You ate the salmon mousse

[abyssion1337]

you get into a fight with captain hook

[asterling01]

you ask captain hook to give you a prostate exam

[abyssion1337]

you get killed by the prinny god

[BopBopBop]

Flonne killed you, with the power of love ~~

[daikaisho vanguard]

You were away so long, that you forgot how to avoid the boobietraps

[abyssion1337]

speaking of which you're forced to watch every Schwarzenegger movie ever made end to end

[Filleraol]

you're forced to watch half the Meet The Spartans movie

[abyssion1337]

your team forgot to spy check

[daikaisho vanguard]

you were check mated by Lucky Luciano

[Filleraol]

UU'd

[abyssion1337]

killed by a turkey

[Filleraol]

Rena wanted to take you home, but you resisted so she brutally murdered you

[abyssion1337]

that's weird since I already said I'd go with her


you brought a knife to a gun fight

[nipple]

a million exploding suns

[abyssion1337]

kill by a group of scouts wildly swinging baseball bats around

[Animegirlzzzzzzz]

Edge threw "BlackMagedoken" who in turn casts Meteor.
Awesome ways to die below.

[abyssion1337]

you get killed by an insane army general

[Filleraol]

you used this (http://www.theodoresworld.net/pics/0608/backwardgImage1.jpg) in a gun duel

[abyssion1337]

you tried to enslave ogres

[Filleraol]

the stare from your ava finally makes you go crazy and you jump from the window

[FnkyWlkrDrtyTlkr]

you swallowed your own head

[Animegirlzzzzzzz]

Your avvie swallowed you swallowing your head!

[abyssion1337]

you piss off Dirk Anger

http://goodcomics.comicbookresources.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/11/Nextwave%201.jpg

[Filleraol]

You try to calm him down, but he just gets more pissed

[abyssion1337]

you try to outsmart deadpool (actual deadpool not that wolverine movie bull**** deadpool)

[FnkyWlkrDrtyTlkr]

I force you to watch "America's Got Talent" for the rest of your life.

[Filleraol]

I force you to participate in the show

[nipple]

I force you to judge the show

[abyssion1337]

the captain pats you on the back while he's drunk

[Evileel]

Youre searching for porn on youtube. Then Haruhi comes out of your monitor...

http://img18.imageshack.us/img18/4593/haruhix.jpg


http://img293.imageshack.us/img293/7589/lenght200pxlayer1copyif3.gifhttp://www.npowersoftware.com/images/Arrow_Down.png

... and pisses you off to the death. Yeah, I know - its awful way to die. Sorry.

http://www.spoofedpacket.net/img/haruhipoke.gif

[Animegirlzzzzzzz]

You get Rick-Rolled 50 times consecutavly...
That will always be worse...

[Issitheus]

Yuo's revenge!!!

[Animegirlzzzzzzz]

Yuo's revenge!!!
The counterattack of Khan!...
This is getting ludicrus...

[Evileel]

Wild Osaka appears.
http://img293.imageshack.us/img293/7589/lenght200pxlayer1copyif3.gifOsaka uses The Glance of Death.
http://img293.imageshack.us/img293/7589/lenght200pxlayer1copyif3.gifhttp://img196.imageshack.us/img196/2333/osaka1r.jpg

http://img293.imageshack.us/img293/7589/lenght200pxlayer1copyif3.gifYour brain explodes.

[PaperFreak]

You try to kill a porcupine with your fists.

[abyssion1337]

you try to take down Asteroid M

[PaperFreak]

You try to fly like your girlfriend, but you forgot she didn't exist.

[abyssion1337]

you turned the corner to find and uber'd kritzkrieg'd heavy

[Filleraol]

you got caught in a crazy chain reaction bicycle crash

[Animegirlzzzzzzz]

You got caught in Bookshelf Dominos...

[abyssion1337]

you drink too much nuka cola

[luffyiscool]

you get stampeded by jonas brothers fangirls

[abyssion1337]

you get into a fight with Laharl

[acutekat]

tooth of time falls on you

[abyssion1337]

you manage to piss off a WoD mage

[acutekat]

dps'd

[abyssion1337]

you piss off RPI's DotA group

[acutekat]

acronyms through the chest

[luffyiscool]

i activate "acid trap hole"

[acutekat]

pink floyd's time 'd

[abyssion1337]

hadouken'd

[NLAlchemist]

you get hit in the with a flying newspaper

[acutekat]

subliminated

[Evileel]

nazified

http://koti.phnet.fi/otaku/azucross/heil-osaka.jpg

[abyssion1337]

you didn't realize just how powerful lunar hero style was

[luffyiscool]

gendowned

also, that is an awesome pic, evil! i'm stealing that for my desktop if you don't mind XD

[Filleraol]

the picture was a trap!
it had napalm hidden inside it

[PaperFreak]

A keyboard flies through your window, and then explodes with the force of the atomic bomb that went off in Japan!

[luffyiscool]

you get overwhelmed by seto kaiba's ego

[Evileel]

Snailed

http://img91.imageshack.us/img91/221/snailq.jpg

[Animegirlzzzzzzz]

You got caught up in the "Killin' Nazi Business".
http://screenrant.com/wp-content/uploads/brad-pitt-basterd-poster.jpg

[abyssion1337]

you were one of the nazis

[Evileel]

http://img241.imageshack.us/img241/8218/100pxlenghtvm1.gifAnd Sakaki hates nazis. Chuck too :P

http://img241.imageshack.us/img241/8218/100pxlenghtvm1.gifhttp://content.ytmnd.com/content/5/b/c/5bc8ff1806332059cc7ca1681b4c6533.gif

[abyssion1337]

you get killed by Bartleby

[luffyiscool]

incoming meteor!!! ....too late...

[abyssion1337]

it wasn't an ordinary meteor

[Charon]

you live a full and happy life and die an old man in his bed surrounded by family

[Evileel]

in his bed surrounded by family

Wow, thats the best way to die possible. Thank you for your kindness :D

[abyssion1337]

what about people who don't like they're family, but I guess it is nice, you pass quietly wounded in the aftermath of a massive battle

[Slythin]

James Mason and Judy Garland stuff various reality altering pills down your gullet until the thrashing stops....

[abyssion1337]

a bag of crystal meth is smashed into your face

[Evileel]

what about people who don't like they're family

Well I must say this is logical statement, indeed http://forum.imperiaonline.org/int/Smileys/classic/hmmm.gif

Well OK, lets say youre Kaorin...


http://i30.tinypic.com/t7lefa.jpg


... And beloving Kimura's family adops you... And you know all the rest...


http://i31.tinypic.com/2ivi9w9.jpg

[amn3sys]

u got killed by the blue screen of death

[luffyiscool]

*gets out stab-hammer and whacks everybody*

[acutekat]

home run bat to the face

[Filleraol]

the ball that went with it in your face

[abyssion1337]

you ran out of Bonk! atomic punch whilst running past a sentry

[luffyiscool]

your star power ran out a split-second before you touched the enemy :(

[Animegirlzzzzzzz]

Pac-Man didn't just eat a power pellet...

[abyssion1337]

you cross paths with Dexter

[luffyiscool]

you get written down in the death note

[abyssion1337]

you try to steal the eye of argon

[acutekat]

hey its hp lovecraft's birthday



he creeps you out to death

[Filleraol]

you bought a dell computer, it exploded and the cpu went through your chest

[abyssion1337]

you got cancer

[Divine Dragoon]

you ran into a synagogue and yelled "Heil Hitler" the ensuing mob hangs you by your entrails.

[abyssion1337]

actually you're more likely to be forgiven for that just so they can claim the high ground, which by the way you didn't have in your last fight

[Filleraol]

hitler through the chest

[Tazuto]

Stielhandgranate through the chest

[abyssion1337]

Brunhilda through the chest

[nipple]

a dreadnought tries to hug you

[abyssion1337]

an iron maiden tries to hug you

[Filleraol]

Gandalf wanted revenge for his hat

[nipple]

Diablo wanted revenge for his throne

[Filleraol]

the throne wanted revenge for hos Gandalf

[nipple]

the revenge wanted a throne for his hat

[abyssion1337]

you got stuck in a crappy movie

[nipple]

you starred in rambo 5

[luffyiscool]

you got treated like christ in a pagan cynagog

[nipple]

christ through the chest

[abyssion1337]

Chris through the chest

[Luppi-tan]

Charizard, fire blast!!!

[abyssion1337]

Lucario close combat!!

[luffyiscool]

venusaur, Frenzy Plant!

[nipple]

Slowpoke! do smth!

[luffyiscool]

electabuzz, use Zap Cannon!

[abyssion1337]

Jirashi, doom desire!

[luffyiscool]

electrode, Self-Destruct! .....yes, you heard me!

[abyssion1337]

breloom, focus punch!

[luffyiscool]

snorlax, body slam!

[nipple]

C-C-COMBO BREAKER!

a cherry stuck in your throat

[Filleraol]

guitar string breaks and slits your throat

[nipple]

guitar string through the chest

[Filleraol]

assassin penguin surprised you while you were sleeping

[nipple]

you walked into the room while he was burning the evidence

[abyssion1337]

you were assassinated by the tin can hitman

[nipple]

you were assasinated by ninjas with guitars

[Filleraol]

ninjaguitar through the chest

[daikaisho vanguard]

Locked down into a chest full of snakes

[NLAlchemist]

killed by cow farts

[acutekat]

cow through the chest

[luffyiscool]

Boot to the head

[acutekat]

you won the twit olympics

[abyssion1337]

you had a fight with triangle man

[luffyiscool]

you won the twit olympics

wrong thread lmao


*fires mah lazah at everybody*

[acutekat]

no dude if you've watched monty python you'd know how that ends in death

death via not watching monty python

[luffyiscool]

it's been so long since i've watched monty python...

i must've not seen that one or forgotten about that part, my apologies

[abyssion1337]

you fell into the ocean as it rose up and forced itself down your throat

[acutekat]

drowned in jellow

[abyssion1337]

hit by a Majin's nightsever

[acutekat]

you ate your weight in beans

[abyssion1337]

you ate your weight in arsenic

[acutekat]

you ate lead

[luffyiscool]

you drank the elixir of life.... without realising you weren't far away enough from opposite land...

[acutekat]

you dissapoint lord vader

[luffyiscool]

you sat on a landmine

[acutekat]

i pull the pin and throw it back

[abyssion1337]

you get corndogged on a huge spike

[acutekat]

you ate the carny food

[abyssion1337]

you fell prey to the SCV rush

[acutekat]

you fall for an old mauqi trick

[abyssion1337]

you get touched by a poor soul who's been infected with every disease in the universe

[acutekat]

i sneeze upon you

[abyssion1337]

I fart in your general direction

[acutekat]

i unlease posion gas

[abyssion1337]

koffing uses poison gas

[acutekat]

im

wearing

a

gas

mask

giving me + 10 to badassness and giving me the power to kill you with unimaginably large weapons

[abyssion1337]

so have you not seen the gas mask zombies from Dr. Who? cause that's you

[acutekat]

BRAINS'd

[abyssion1337]

you turn the corner and run into a crazy nephwrak

[acutekat]

morlocks eat you

[abyssion1337]

the morlocks don't eat people, they will kill you for such slander though

[acutekat]

well mine do

oh and hammer'd and sickle'd

[abyssion1337]

hammer'd by Alveua

[acutekat]

oden's beard eats you

[abyssion1337]

Ligier finds you unworthy and decides to let you live, then you piss him off

[acutekat]

loki tricks you

[abyssion1337]

pirates kill you for not being able to rhyme

[acutekat]

ninjas in your pillows

[nipple]

porcupines in your pillows

[abyssion1337]

C4 in your pillow

[acutekat]

pillow through the chest

[abyssion1337]

a tower falls on you

[nipple]

there was a grenade inside the cake

[abyssion1337]

the cake is a lie

[luffyiscool]

the cake that wasn't a lie was laced with rat poison, and you ate the whole thing

[Filleraol]

Your autobot suddenly transformed when you were driving, and you were crushed

[luffyiscool]

autobot through the chest

[Filleraol]

thousands of lazers through the chest

[luffyiscool]

you died for your own sins

[nipple]

a million exploding suns through the chest

[luffyiscool]

the whole universe through your chest

[abyssion1337]

you looked directly at the time vortex

[acutekat]

you divide yourself by zero

[luffyiscool]

you got on the wrong side of Rorschach

[acutekat]

doctor manhattan makes you dissapear

[luffyiscool]

a zombie killed you, and then you immediately rose up as a fresh zombie, but i shotgunned your head off just in time

[acutekat]

you screwed mr. wallace

[abyssion1337]

you attempted to sap a level 3 sentry but forgot to disguise yourself

[acutekat]

stabbed by invisible spy on top of a dispenser

[abyssion1337]

spies can't stab whilst invisible idiot, but one ambassador's your head for thinking that

[acutekat]

who said anything about a tf2 spy i was talking about a cardassian biocloaking spy who just happens to have wandered on top of a dispenser


borg'd

[abyssion1337]

you must not know much about the limitations of cardassian biocloaking, but you forgot that you could be killed in the holodeck with the safeties off

[acutekat]

http://i291.photobucket.com/albums/ll296/acutekat/happynuke.jpg

you die in the explosion

[NLAlchemist]

you get ate by a wild squirrel monkey

[acutekat]

http://i291.photobucket.com/albums/ll296/acutekat/rocketchainsaw.jpg

fired at you

[abyssion1337]

you were told the funniest joke ever

[acutekat]

thats one of the better skits

i defended myself against your banana assault