[Chillpalazzo]

Washu blinds you with science!

http://img.youtube.com/vi/shXTzT6lhNg/0.jpg

Then you blindly fall off a cliff

[jinzo64]

you died cause a krbby said cookie
http://guidesarchive.ign.com/guides/12045/images/krabby.gif

[abyssion1337]

you piss off morally ambiguous alternate universe vampire batman

[jinzo64]

your killed by the anti morally ambiguous alternate universe cyber vampire powerwomen

[abyssion1337]

killed by the alternate universe magical girl superman

[Evileel]

You go back in time and accidentally stab past-yourself with a spoon.
So if past-you dies, future-you must die too.
But you don't die.
Thus Washu stabs you with the same spoon for neglecting time physics laws.

[jinzo64]

say what?
you die from typing to much
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2zE1LbC4Fvs

[Evileel]

Ultra ****** heard that you hate rap.
http://static.funnyjunk.com/pictures/ultra_******.jpg

[Fishfreeek]

a tree jumps up and down on you till you die

[jinzo64]

you are rapped by a christmas tree

[Fishfreeek]

you get run over by a house

[jinzo64]

blimey run over by house next you'll tell me you died because a flying bison flew over and crapped on you.

[Fishfreeek]

you fall into a bottomless sky

[abyssion1337]

you piss off Szoreny

[jinzo64]

you get stuck between a rock and a hard place

[Fishfreeek]

you get eaten by a chair

[abyssion1337]

you get eaten by deathbed

[Chillpalazzo]

you get human punched by a falcon

[jinzo64]

your killed by a zomboni

[Fishfreeek]

stabbed to death by a pie

[abyssion1337]

you managed to avoid the zomboni but the zombie bobsled team gets you

[jinzo64]

bam zombies get every where

your zombie using pheonix down

[Fishfreeek]

you managed to avoid the zomboni but the zombie bobsled team gets you
so much hate
whatever the one reading the paper is called gets you

[jinzo64]

thats a newspaper zombie

http://media.giantbomb.com/uploads/0/6087/1089314-newspaper_zombie_large.jpg

you die from one zillion trillion billion million hundred thousand paper cuts

[Fishfreeek]

well ow
i speed up time and you die by age

[jinzo64]

you chocked on a dandylion

[Fishfreeek]

you chocked to death on air

[jinzo64]

luckly i don't need to breath so i lived

you died when you died because you died

[abyssion1337]

you got to eversion level 6

[Fishfreeek]

a lampost trips on you and crushes you under its weight when it lands on you

[jinzo64]

your killed by a random anime quote BELIEVE IT!

[Fishfreeek]

oh god no...
shot

[jinzo64]

that made me laugh beleive it

you shot your self again after shooting me

[Fishfreeek]

i kamikazi you for continuing this madness

[jinzo64]

ouch that hurt believe it

you cut my fingers of and poke your brains out with them

[Fishfreeek]

cant.. go. on..
*nukes world*

[jinzo64]

i don't believe it you blew all up you mad man

god kicks the hell out of for blowing up the world and makes you build a new one.

[Fishfreeek]

wait I diddnt die and nither did you...
nooooooo
*trys shooting you again*

[jinzo64]

i can breath in space

you died because i said believe it

[Fishfreeek]

i think i might die irl if this goes on
the sea steps on you

[Chillpalazzo]

you die by to much exposure to jinzo

[Fishfreeek]

yes, thank you for saving me
you die a pieceful death while sleeping

[jinzo64]

know one can save you

you died from exposure to beleive it

[Fishfreeek]

there is no end, whyyy
eaten by a black hole

[jinzo64]

because i'm a sad lonely demented little pyscho with no moral cumpose believe it

you get tron apart by psychic powers from mewtwo

[Fishfreeek]

pikachu use thunderbolt

[jinzo64]

lucky my onix got in the way and hit pikacu with earth quake doing double damage

your hit by a comet

[Chillpalazzo]

yo dawg we heard you like dieing, so we put you in a gas chamber to watch Bleach fillers so you can die on the outside while you die on the inside!

http://cdn0.knowyourmeme.com/i/1122/original/xzibit-happy.jpg?1258588091

[jinzo64]

theres nothing wrong with the bleach filler it just the zanpakto arc come in at a stupid time and seems to last forever.

you die because you just do

[Chillpalazzo]

you die by using the you just die death to often

[jinzo64]

you die for knocking my lack of creativity oh you were also hit by a train,a tram,a plane,a bus and some homless guy with his dog

[Chillpalazzo]

Why are homeless people allowed dogs? And why do they not eat them?

You die by not answering fast enough

[jinzo64]

the dog was homless as well and theres nothing but skin and bone on a homless dog.

you die from being in to much of a hurry thats why that bus hit you

[abyssion1337]

the hungry hungry hippos eat you

[jinzo64]

you crsuhed under 50 metric tons of candyfloss

[Fishfreeek]

your clock throws an explosive teddy at you

[jinzo64]

your teddy throws an expolosive naruto at you
beleive it

[Fishfreeek]

you are a very cruel person
the pavement beats you to death with a tree

[jinzo64]

a tree beats you to death with a hobit
and i'm not crule beleive it:sweatdrop:

[Fishfreeek]

you are an evil evil person that is going to hell
stabbed with a roundabout

[jinzo64]

yes i'm going to hell and lucking forward to it all the sinful things live in hell games,junk food,prozies,hores,drugs,anime,manga and alchohol.
beleive it

you were hit by the stig driving a red robin relient

[Fishfreeek]

lucking forward to it are you XP
a weed falls on you and you spontaniously combust

[Evileel]

You have tried out Corn Drill.
http://www.sdgsales.com/photos/ez10.jpg

[jinzo64]

i thought it was warm in here

your eaten by a pigmi elephant

[Fishfreeek]

eaten by your ds

[jinzo64]

die picking up a ps3

[Fishfreeek]

xbox kills you with red rings

[Chillpalazzo]

you try to kamahamaha someone but run out of oxygen while yelling it.

[Fishfreeek]

^happend to me before
starve to death for no reason

[jinzo64]

you fall over the edge

[Fishfreeek]

poked to death

[jinzo64]

poka faced to death by pikachu

[Fishfreeek]

poker faced to death by lady gaga

[jinzo64]

you die when you swallowed a ditto

[Fishfreeek]

skarmory used brave bird
wild jinzo fainted

[Evileel]

Sliced in half by blind nigga jedi afro ninja pirate samurai.
http://www.booleanflag.com/silly/for_B3ta_mace_windu_mofo.jpg

[Fishfreeek]

i fail to see the pirate or the samuri
the quick reply box kills you

[jinzo64]

i fail to see the quick reply box
your killed by a ninja beleive it

[Fishfreeek]

not again...
beaten to death by and with a box of empty

[jinzo64]

beaten to death with a ninja

[Fishfreeek]

ninja'd to death with a beat

[Evileel]

i fail to see the pirate or the samuri
Samurai pirate stormtrooper decapitates you for your observation.
http://pix.motivatedphotos.com/2008/7/8/633511529540961871-Samurai-Stormtrooper.jpg

[Fishfreeek]

still cant see the pirate..
i delete you from my inbox

[Evileel]

Invisible pirate which you do not see stabs you (with a corn dildo)

[Fishfreeek]

deletes you from the bin (stupit googlemail)

[XxFabiGBxX]

light yagami kills you

http://www.animextremist.com/anxgifsanimados/deathnote/deathnote-45.gif

[Fishfreeek]

a clock slaps you to death with its big hand

[Evileel]

Yui challenge you to Mortal Kombat.
http://www.makigumo.com/r_img/luckystar-5.jpg

[jinzo64]

you go for a drive with yui

[abyssion1337]

you go for a drive with Yukari

[jinzo64]

you go for a drive with nanako

[Evileel]

Tsukasa have convinced you to taste her homemade cake ^_^
http://i37.tinypic.com/1o7j39.jpg

[nipple]

you try to stop killdozer

[abyssion1337]

you get hit by Bolverk

[Evileel]

Devil's cat takes your soul for no particular reason.
http://images.icanhascheezburger.com/completestore/2008/12/1/128726552893024134.jpg

[abyssion1337]

Megaman mistook you for Dr. Wily

[acutekat]

i rip your face off and wear it like a hat

[abyssion1337]

it eats you

[acutekat]

massive core implosion

[abyssion1337]

you get into a fight with an Anklok

[Chillpalazzo]

Suprise midtown shark attack

http://www.moillusions.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/05/aaastreet+art_hk_4-580x422.jpg

[acutekat]

trapped on a desert island with a pistol with one round in it

[abyssion1337]

I used my back hair to make a rope so I could tie sea turtles together and get off the island, and kill you

[Evileel]

Girl from that National Geographic number gets you and takes your soul for her own dark needs.
http://i36.tinypic.com/fm3s5z.jpg

[abyssion1337]

You get into a fight with Bruce Campbell

[acutekat]

shot through the lung and then thrown into a lake with a ball and chain

your lungs will fill up with water even if your mouth is closed

[jinzo64]

made to walk the plank by pirates on a canal.

[abyssion1337]

you get into a fight with Pierre Kirby

[jinzo64]

bloody french kirby.
french kirby eat you

[abyssion1337]

Actually he's English and a badass, he's the greatest action hero you've never heard of

you listened to bad advice

[jinzo64]

i thought you ment this kirby.

http://www.nunoxei.com/rewindawesome/wp-content/uploads/Kirby-Violent.jpg

no haven't heard of peirre kirby

you were stung by a bee who sold you honey for a trillion yen

[acutekat]

i've heard of perfect kirby and he was a badass in that

you talked in the elevator with him ( if you saw the series you get howt hat ends in your demise)

[abyssion1337]

you tried to use peashooters on a roof level

[acutekat]

one .45 caliber round through each of your major joints

left to die of blood loss

[Backmask]

You angered Kratos.

[Chillpalazzo]

You finish your vengence upon Zues and kill yourself, giving me an unsatisfactory ending to a good game.

[Backmask]

You die because you didn't wait until the end of the credits.

[jinzo64]

you fell of mount olympus

[Chillpalazzo]

you die by not knowing I did wait after the credits and not realizing they said it was the last God of War but made it convenient enough to make another by leaving Kratos's fate "unknown".

Also I die by caring about it :P

[jinzo64]

kratos kills you for not knowing his fate

[Chillpalazzo]

You get killed when the Waterboy tackles you

[BladeGraffiti]

you ate mommas grilled alligator

[Backmask]

Kratos kills you because of that stupid "The power was in you the whole time" plot twist.

[jinzo64]

you died when kratos exploded because the power was in him the whole time

[Fishfreeek]

google rapes you to death

[acutekat]

you get run over by a parked car

[Fishfreeek]

you get run over by a tree

[Chillpalazzo]

hypnotoad kills you for not giving him all your glory

[acutekat]

beaned with ant lion eggs

[Fishfreeek]

next time you go to sleep the man with the axe gets you

[Backmask]

An IRS agent kills you with a spoon.

[Fishfreeek]

a spoon kills you with an irs agent

[Backmask]

You are killed because your attempt at assassinating Mr. President man failed. You awoke in Hell with several demons staring at you. You grabed a femur out of a pile of bones and used it to beat the demons to death. You stared at the corpses of the demons for minutes. Out of anger and denial, you go on a murderous rampage killing every demon you witnessed. You looked into a large pit of fire and screamed "There is nothing in Hell that can stop me!". You remembered that Hell did hold a being of higher-power, Satan. You searched high and low for the fallen angel, until you came across a lake. The lake housed the lord of Hell. "I'm in Hell, what do I have to lose?" you thought. You approached the creature, challenging its authority. That was your last mistake.

[Fishfreeek]

tl;dr
you drown in a pool of milk

[abyssion1337]

you get ****ed up by a bear

[Backmask]

Let me shorten it:
You die.

[Fishfreeek]

XD
you get killed by a fold-up chair!

[BladeGraffiti]

you wiped with this
http://pix.motivatedphotos.com/2009/2/11/633699804389256160-ChuckNorristoiletpaper.jpg

[XxFabiGBxX]

norimaro kills you using Ultra Variety Private Memories...

http://img687.imageshack.us/img687/7038/ultr.png

[BladeGraffiti]

tortured and bled to death after sitting on this chair
http://www.boingboing.net/images/ruhlinnggg.jpg

[abyssion1337]

you get hit by a deadly bee weapon. Bees. My god.

[jinzo64]

you were killed by the tears of pokemon

[Fishfreeek]

Breeloom use spore, and follow it up with FALCON PU... wait sorry, FOCUS PUNCH

[Evileel]

Due to accidental error in Pentagon's supercomputer all of USA nukes are launched to your house.

[Fishfreeek]

a ****roach craws into your mouct while you sleep and you chock to death on it

[Laharly]

You get beaten to death with the empty bottle of budweiser i just finished drinking, then someone shoves the bottle up your arse

[abyssion1337]

GIGA BEEDRILL uses GIGA DRILL BREAKER on you
http://i242.photobucket.com/albums/ff115/abyssion1337/1242796111446.jpg

[Evileel]

I counter your giant insect with a giant swatter!

http://fineartamerica.com/images-stretched-canvas-real/king-kong-plane-swatter-martin-davey.jpg

[abyssion1337]

Kamina bitch slaps you for your arrogance

[jinzo64]

you fell in a blender

[abyssion1337]

you fall into a meat grinder

[jinzo64]

you were jump on by a penguin

[acutekat]

grammar nazi kills you

[jinzo64]

santa falls out his sleigh and lands on you

[Evileel]

Santa beats you to death with a balloon.

[Fishfreeek]

you grow a cape and it gets caught in a turbine

[jinzo64]

got get thrown in the trash with next doors cat

[Fishfreeek]

kills you for your sig...

[e1fen1ied]

you were in the bast radius of experimental MIRV

[Chillpalazzo]

You crap out your heart, left lung, and right testicle

[Evileel]

You step on my right testicle and slip into pond full of zombie mermaids.

[Chillpalazzo]

You are lethaly hit by...TESTICLE ATTACK 49!

[Fishfreeek]

osaka stabs you

[jinzo64]

tomo's stupidity annoys you to death

[Fishfreeek]

your keyboard backstabs you... somehow...while you are typing on it...

[jinzo64]

your hit by space junk while drifting in space

[Fishfreeek]

poked to death

[jinzo64]

you fell down a man hole and were eaten by a crocodile

[abyssion1337]

You were thrown from the spire

[BladeGraffiti]

You failed the harrowing, became an abomination and were finally executed by the circle Templars.

[abyssion1337]

you experience the Quickening

[BladeGraffiti]

you insulted it's mother in the dark
http://t1.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcQH9de1uGwwitCDQUadvkDRfdy-hg0BQQNF4GrHCSpLWPJ759k&t=1&usg=__Sl4gvTWV-7JgSI91dKRmfHZ3aYk=
http://www.moviemobsters.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/gruepitchblack.jpg

[jinzo64]

you were smashed to death with a brick made from swiss cheese

[Fishfreeek]

Id eat the brick...
Ill hang you on the end of my fishing rod and go fishing at the top of skycrapers in hope to catch a sky-shark but get a flying pig insted..

[jinzo64]

http://t1.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:hSAhJC2YrCQkuM:http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v260/Aratos/motivational%20posters/1176957533324.jpg&t=1
you mean like this

you try to eat the brick of cheese but i use alchemy to turn it to liver amd sprout pata

[Fishfreeek]

you eat food that has been on the floor for moar than 5 seconds

[Evileel]

You ate a bug which was infected with AIDS

[abyssion1337]

Holy Crap it's a BEAR

[nipple]

you didn't get in the cub

[BladeGraffiti]

life support took a vacation

[abyssion1337]

you get raped by all the cats in the city

[BladeGraffiti]

You get sucked into your own belly button for touching it too much.

[abyssion1337]

you get beaten by a man who ****s his gun which turns semen into bullets

[SquintyMccheese]

You get beaten by a semen who ****s his bullets which turns man to gun!!!

[jinzo64]

your beaten to death by three power rangers.
http://fc06.deviantart.net/fs15/f/2007/083/3/b/Power_Rangers_by_JaJitsu.gif

[Evileel]

This is how it have happened:

Tsukasa:
Im gonna kill you.
http://i847.photobucket.com/albums/ab38/HarukaShinigami/Hiiragi%20Tsukasa/lucky_star_20312.gif?t=1280605824

You: Bhaa!
http://i34.tinypic.com/1gofn6.jpg

Tsukasa: I didn't mean it! Don't be angry!
http://i36.tinypic.com/29db5f4.jpg

Then you have died ^_^ The End.
http://net-vvw.com/hinobashi/16ha/lucsta5.gif

[Backmask]

Ugh.

[BladeGraffiti]

you got killed by death
http://images1.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20090425202131/buffy/images/thumb/0/0d/218_KilledByDeath.jpg/284px-218_KilledByDeath.jpg

[jinzo64]

you sucked into a vacum cleaner

[Backmask]

You got on Corey Taylor's bad side.

[BladeGraffiti]

you tried pulling off a "Harvey" but got hit with reality
http://www.cineclub.de/images/1995/08/batman-forever-4.jpg

[jinzo64]

you got hit by the bullet train

[BladeGraffiti]

harpooned......by this!
http://verydemotivational.files.wordpress.com/2009/12/urineharpoon.jpg?w=449&h=389

[jinzo64]

http://www.ill.ro/wp-content/uploads/2008/07/sexy-demotivational-posters-a01.jpg

this i'll make any injury better

[BladeGraffiti]

she won't...
http://images.quizilla.com/M/musiclover7649/1125622642_0314799572.jpg

[jinzo64]

neither will she
http://cdn0.mattters.com/photos/photos/3269587/Azumanga-Daioh-Osaka-Knife.jpg

[BladeGraffiti]

killed by krauser using cop killing technique
http://furuanimepanikku.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/08/dmc-2.jpg

[jinzo64]

your killed by a giant mouse using a cheese grater

[BladeGraffiti]

you suffocated on a plastic bag

[jinzo64]

you drowned in jelly

[BladeGraffiti]

inhaled the reiatsu to get high and realized it was kenpachi's..

[jinzo64]

crushed by the weght of kenpachi's spirital presure

[BladeGraffiti]

you finally get to the boss and halfway through the fight you realize you're out of hp potions

[jinzo64]

you loose everything because you put a cat in a wheelie bin

[BladeGraffiti]

you crew starts a mutiny and you're forced to walk the plank

[jinzo64]

you get half way across and get eaten by a pack of flying dogs

[BladeGraffiti]

http://img2.ak.crunchyroll.com/i/spire4/37cced38037ac3de7e94eb1514457a661225666393_full.pn g
you kill yourself after the beer wears off

[jinzo64]

http://i611.photobucket.com/albums/tt195/Bustersword910/Motivational%20Posters/japporn.jpg

[BladeGraffiti]

http://verydemotivational.files.wordpress.com/2010/06/demotivational-posters-art.jpg
the painting rapes n kills you

[jinzo64]

you drown in a tin of black and white paint

[BladeGraffiti]

you actually put a banana in your ear....causing a monkey to eat your brain

[jinzo64]

killed by zombie ninja monkey from space

[BladeGraffiti]

you are given the choices between : fap or die

[jinzo64]

i choose fap
you die from to much fap fap fap faping

[BladeGraffiti]

you become a victim of spinzaku

[jinzo64]

you go to the toilet and poop your self out of exsistence

[Fishfreeek]

sold on ebay to canibals

[jinzo64]

you bought canibals because you fought it said canibis

[BladeGraffiti]

your yu gi oh hair finally took it's toll and your head caved in

[Backmask]

You're killed by The Cole Train, baby.

[BladeGraffiti]

you screwed up your jump to the other side
http://franchisemedia.ign.com/images/01/23/12325_Basic_Spike_Trap_1_normal.jpg

[jinzo64]

you were hit by samus arons final smash attack

[BladeGraffiti]

the game glitched your screen and the party kicked you out

[jinzo64]

you were hit by friendly fire

[BladeGraffiti]

reached the bottom of sand pit and were eaten by mole people

[jinzo64]

you were hit with a of awsome

[BladeGraffiti]

you brains were fished out through your nose by the egyptians

[jinzo64]

your eaten by the stay puffed marshmellow man

[BladeGraffiti]

you tripped and fell from the gundam ****pit

[jinzo64]

you decide to fight a gundam using a transformer

[BladeGraffiti]

you press the self destruct button instead of hitting the start button

[jinzo64]

you ate a poison musheroom

[BladeGraffiti]

you ate the growth mushroom in a mini cooper....

[jinzo64]

you were hit by a ton of pity

[BladeGraffiti]

taking a deep breath within a dense sulfur cloud

[abyssion1337]

you get into a fight with Audry II

[Fishfreeek]

you drown in a ball pit

[jinzo64]

your eaten by a ball pit

[Kira2521]

Who cares why, you're still dead

[Fishfreeek]

you eat a ball pit

[jinzo64]

you drink liquid nitrogen

[Evileel]

You accidentally perform harakiri.

[jinzo64]

you were mauled by your favourite plush toy

[Evileel]

Death by my newest Deviantart work!
http://i35.tinypic.com/fa90d4.jpg

http://fc02.deviantart.net/fs70/f/2010/239/0/e/misao_with_glasses_by_evileel-d2xf2mm.jpg (http://evileel.deviantart.com/#/d2xf2mm)

[Backmask]

That's what killed my parents.

[jinzo64]

killed by sadness

[Fishfreeek]

killed for using devart

[Chillpalazzo]

killed by stupid school project

[abyssion1337]

you get secretly invaded

[animemental1]

Killed by ****ing a succubus.

[abyssion1337]

there are worse ways to go

force pushed off a cliff into a sea of sulfur

[Evileel]

Eyeraped by a killer bee.
http://www.motifake.com/image/demotivational-poster/0805/oh-my-god-eye-bee-demotivational-poster-1211743823.jpg

[Fishfreeek]

raped by an elephant

[jinzo64]

eaten by a horse.
no mr ed spit me out

[Evileel]

You have tried to rape the same elephant who have just raped me. Unfortunately you were sucked into elephants vagina.

[jinzo64]

oh the humanity
you were shot by a man a from the rspca for raping an elephant

[Fishfreeek]

you punch yourself to death

[jinzo64]

tried it gets boring after an hour
you drown in snow

[Fishfreeek]

you drown in your sink

[Evileel]

Poisonous pony bites you.

[jinzo64]

hit by duck holding hand granade

[Fishfreeek]

stabed to death with butter

[Chillpalazzo]

attacked by the best card from Yugioh

http://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20090202005333/yugioh/images/b/ba/SonicDuckSD8-EN-C-1E.jpg

[Fishfreeek]

^ spore is better XP
you run out of lives

[abyssion1337]

the space giraffe gets you

[jinzo64]

you just don't quite make the jump

[Fishfreeek]

you have a reckless disregard for gravity

[abyssion1337]

you thought you were hiding but you were really in Plain Sight

[Fishfreeek]

you get put in jail for killing too many people and die of age there

[abyssion1337]

so no you're unwilling to join me on an indie game title thing, I eviscerate you for that

[Tazuto]

death by the sheer amount and force of boredom and aggravation ive endured for the past few weeks

[Backmask]

You were burned alive by a girl named August.

[abyssion1337]

Death by rent-a-cop

[Chillpalazzo]

Killed by the ran ran ru!

[abyssion1337]

Laharl kills you

[XxFabiGBxX]

the bed intruder climbed your windows and raped u

[abyssion1337]

you die of dysentery

[Backmask]

You die because the next post I make will spoil Halo: Reach's ending and the deaths of Carter, Emile, Jorge, Kat, and Noble Six.

[abyssion1337]

I don't give a flying **** about anything Halo related, you die for thinking I'd care about spoilers for a subpar shooter

[jinzo64]

you die because i just ruined the end of halo reach
halo collapses they all die then master chief up in the shower and it was all a dream.

[animemental1]

Who cares? I kill you by spilling boomer bile all over you two Halo fans so the zombies can eat you.

You've just been Left 4 Dead, mother****ers.

[Evileel]

You die of paralytic stroke while playing the most overrated game in the world.

[animemental1]

You fall off a plane to land face first on a cactus.

[jinzo64]

you die trying to travel at the speed of light

[Evileel]

you get lost in the time and space after trying to travel at the speed of dark

[animemental1]

Super Gurren Lagann sticks the tip of its drill into your head and blends your brain into a smoothie. Then zombies stick straws into your head & drink your brain. And your body is left for the buzzards.

[jinzo64]

you were killed then revieved as galvatron just to be killed with a shot to the head from optimus primes hand gun

[abyssion1337]

You choke on your dice

[jinzo64]

luckily nurse joy saved me
brock killed me with onix in a jealous rage

[animemental1]

Kira heard a confirmed rumor that you took his potato chips. He got really pissed off & wrote your name in the Death Note.

[abyssion1337]

Kira used wabisuke on your balls until they became so heavy they fell off

[jinzo64]

naruto kills you for using a bleach referance and not a naruto referance

[animemental1]

You went to a Hokago Teatime ft. ENOZ concert. It was so awesome, you had a heart attack.

[jinzo64]

miss yukari kills for not bringing her back fresh crabs from hokago

[abyssion1337]

Bang uses his double palm thrust on you

[jinzo64]

i kill you using a super leaf hurricane

[abyssion1337]

I kill you using Bang's Void Tempest Kick

[animemental1]

You just learned that you have the same disease as Hyatt from Excel Saga. You then randomly start puking blood like there's no tomorrow.

[jinzo64]

your pucking and being attacked by a vampire

[animemental1]

You get trampled by a group of Twi-tard fangirls on their way to see Breaking Dawn.