[jinzo64]

your trampled by bleach fans who've just the some who looks just like rangiku

[animemental1]

In Soviet Russia, you mentioned moe. (Refer to page 40 or 41 of the "In Soviet Russia..." thread.)

[jinzo64]

you beat me to it i cry myself to death and you drown in my tears

[animemental1]

You were being driven to some random place by Yukari & she gets in a car accident. She lives & you die.

[Fishfreeek]

eaten by my cat

[animemental1]

Eaten by my half demon half human dog.

[Fishfreeek]

eaten by a piano

[animemental1]

Your eaten by ME!

[Tazuto]

eaten by a fork

[jinzo64]

turned in to a soul and eaten by soul

[Kira2521]

Met Chuck Norris

[jinzo64]

pitied by mr t while being round house kicked by chuck norris andbeing run over by kit being driven by david hasselhoff all at the same time.

[Fishfreeek]

you eat poisoned cereal

[jinzo64]

poisoned cereal eats you

[Fishfreeek]

eaten by your ds

[Evileel]

eaten by internet ads

[Fishfreeek]

eaten by your pillow

[animemental1]

The Pillows beat you up with their instruments.

[Fishfreeek]

your dinner eats you

[animemental1]

You fell victim to Dokuro-chan & her Excaliborg.

[Fishfreeek]

you fall victim to saiber and her excalibur

[animemental1]

You fall victim to the Higurashi cast & their sadistic minds.

[Fishfreeek]

you fall victim to the risen people from shiki

[animemental1]

You fall victim to Edward Elric's teacher.

[abyssion1337]

Zero Wolf catches you

[Fishfreeek]

you accidently open a link to a furry site

[animemental1]

Shinji comes & randomly chokes the hell out of you.

[Fishfreeek]

stepped on by a mecha

[animemental1]

Eaten by the bird-mecha monsters from Evangelion.

[Fishfreeek]

a fat man sits on you

[Evileel]

a fat female bird-mecha release her poisonous fart on you

[Fishfreeek]

the paranoia agent gets you

[animemental1]

Two words and three letters. Shot. By. B. F. G.

[Fishfreeek]

the bfg steps on you

[jinzo64]

you fall in pandora's box and get locked in

[Fishfreeek]

Ai from popotan makes you a sandwidge and you eat it

[jinzo64]

you die trying to figure what a sandwidge is

[animemental1]

You ate the cooking of Nia from TTGL. She made you a cake. Apparently, the cake was a lie.

[Fishfreeek]

suger makes it snow over you, you get a cold and die from it

[animemental1]

Ilpallazzo from Excel Saga pulls on a rope & you fall down a super deep pit.

[jinzo64]

your hit by a wall of sarcasm

[animemental1]

I just broke the 4th wall. Then I took the shards & threw them at you.

[Fishfreeek]

I ate the shards and whack you round the face with my frozen mallet

[jinzo64]

i melt your frozen and melt you with boiling water

[Fishfreeek]

giant ants eat you

[jinzo64]

your hit by sakura in the balls

[Fishfreeek]

why would i be scaired of sakura petals...
you head explodes from watching too much anime

[abyssion1337]

you're balls explode because of the drug I put in your drink

[animemental1]

Your dick & nuts explode from seeing too much moe, fanservice, & catgirls.

[Fishfreeek]

well oww, it diddnt kill me though...
huge brick pie to face

[abyssion1337]

you insult scientology and Tom Cruise kills you

[jinzo64]

why would i be scaired of sakura petals...
you head explodes from watching too much anime

ment the pink haired girl from naruto.:sweatdrop:

you die after being hit by negi's gentle fist 64 palms twice in a row

[Fishfreeek]

you die for watching to much naruto

[jinzo64]

you die after being smoothered by tsunarda's and rangiku's breasts

[Fishfreeek]

seems like a good way to die
the next time you awnswer your phone it explodes

[jinzo64]

ring ring
hello
boom

your hit by a nuke

[Fishfreeek]

you're hit by a flying cow

[jinzo64]

well it jump over the moon

your hit by a dish and a spoon

[Fishfreeek]

the moon falls on you

[jinzo64]

the sun falls on you

[Fishfreeek]

starved to death

[jinzo64]

died due to lack of sleep

[Fishfreeek]

I proberly will one day...
you catch a lethal virus from your comp

[jinzo64]

you catch the tea virus from resi evil

[Fishfreeek]

you catch red rings from your xbox

[jinzo64]

you die from heat stroke playing ps3 for a whole week none stop

[Fishfreeek]

you real life gets linked to you game life so if you die ingame you die irl and you start playing iwbtg

[jinzo64]

your hit by a dose of reality

[Fishfreeek]

you're hit by an overdose of reality

[abyssion1337]

you get into a fight with Bruce Campbell

[jinzo64]

you see your father naked and have a heart attack

[Chillpalazzo]

you get killed for making a horrible pun

[Fishfreeek]

your house falls on you

[jinzo64]

your mom falls on you

[Fishfreeek]

you fall on you

[jinzo64]

you fall of a cliff

[animemental1]

I throw both of you off a cliff

[jinzo64]

your mean
i right your name in my deathnote

[animemental1]

I put your name in the contacts list of my Death Phone.

[Backmask]

I strangled you to death with your small intestine.

[animemental1]

I pulled one end your large intestines out & connected it to your anus, resulting in backwards waste excretion & a couple of diseases.

[Backmask]

I make you watch 2 guys 1 horse.

[animemental1]

Me, you, & fishfreeek do 3 guys 1 hammer

[abyssion1337]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t7bdr6fjg-k&feature=related

[jinzo64]

you get stuck in drain pipe and drown

[Fishfreeek]

eaten by a jaffa cake

[animemental1]

Kenichi dislodges your spine. Yes, I know, the show sucks a little, but it's way better than Naruto.

[Fishfreeek]

a tree sits on you

[animemental1]

Majin Buu sits on you.

[Fishfreeek]

a house sits on you

[animemental1]

I kill you for already doing that one.

[Fishfreeek]

killed for knowing to much

[jinzo64]

your caught in the middle of a fight between king kong and godzilla

[Fishfreeek]

you meet a guy using aim bot

[jinzo64]

guu eats you

[abyssion1337]

you met a strange lady, she made you nervous
she took you back and she made you breakfast
with extra arsenic

[jinzo64]

you are killed by super hot curry thats burns through your stomach

[Fishfreeek]

you get shot by a gun that melts people...

[Evileel]

Youve met Konata.
You:
-Hello Kona-chan, Im a big fan of you. Can I hug your flat chest?
Konata:
-Braaaaaainzzzzzz
http://img516.imageshack.us/img516/2853/snapshot20070521213136.jpg

[jinzo64]

konatas not a zombie

you meet yachiru and shes eats your head
http://fc01.deviantart.net/fs22/f/2007/327/f/b/Yachiru_n_Nell_by_Utao.jpg

[animemental1]

I threw a knife directly into your throat.

[Fishfreeek]

i threw your throat directly into a knife

[animemental1]

I kill you for making no sense.

[Fishfreeek]

I kill you for not understanding the sense that I dont make

[Evileel]

Last 5 seconds of your life:

http://i30.tinypic.com/iedw1c.jpg

[BladeGraffiti]

the cigarette blows up in your face

[jinzo64]

your eaten by jizo bankai form

[BladeGraffiti]

your limbs get cut off and your remaining body encased in cement

[jinzo64]

you slept with the fishies

[BladeGraffiti]

the pie hit your lower intestine causing massive critical damage

[abyssion1337]

you were next to the person who ate said pie, the damage was caused by a bomb

[BladeGraffiti]

you forgot to turn the safety back on when you were performing your famous "gun-sword eating" act....... the results were tragic.

[abyssion1337]

Action Bastard hammers you hard with his rod

[thedarkmessenger]

you divide by zero.

[abyssion1337]

I'm a mosok dragon king, we allowed to do that to teleport

you got to experience the guillotine

[thedarkmessenger]

you got to experience being the "human" in "human cannon"

[abyssion1337]

you get to experience the pain dimension

[BladeGraffiti]

you encountered the predator during your expedition into the rain forest thus being flayed alive, hung upside down from a tree, and being beheaded only to have your skull as a trophy which will later be sold in an intergalactic souvenir shop.

[jinzo64]

your caught up in fight between stay puffed and king kong

[abyssion1337]

Ladd Ruso finds you

[Fishfreeek]

the train eater gets you

[abyssion1337]

Bill Clinton comes after you

[jinzo64]

your biff boff and powed by adam west

[Fishfreeek]

dart in the eye

[jinzo64]

bat in the ear

[Backmask]

You didn't take the don's offer, which was hard to refuse.

[jinzo64]

the don er kababed you to death

[abyssion1337]

y hv n vwls

[jinzo64]

your killed by falling vowels dropped by abyss

[abyssion1337]

Arakune curses you

[Fishfreeek]

shot to death with a potato gun

[abyssion1337]

you get spudown'd

[Fishfreeek]

you go blind and kill yourself from lack of the ability to watch anime

[Evileel]

You overdose of anime

[abyssion1337]

you couldn't solve the labyrinth

[acutekat]

head bashed in with a nalgene

[jinzo64]

your rammed by a submarine

[Fishfreeek]

you eat a poisond mushroom

[jinzo64]

your sqaushed by pandoras box

[BladeGraffiti]

you've ingested killer tofu

[Fishfreeek]

you're left outside during a blizzard wearing a t-shirt

[jinzo64]

your flung into the sun at the speed of light

[animemental1]

You've been swallowed up by a black hole while on your trip through the universe.

[jinzo64]

you were the big bang

[abyssion1337]

you were in a fight with Bang

[jinzo64]

you had a fight with jaws from james bond

[Evileel]

Death by my newest creation.

http://i56.tinypic.com/w8azcl.jpg

[jinzo64]

your newest creation was this and it also killed you
http://i266.photobucket.com/albums/ii247/jinzo64-1/anime/aizenhollow.png?t=1284552654

[Kira2521]

you were killed by your pencil

[jinzo64]

you were rubbed out by an eraser

[thedarkmessenger]

you drank white-out.

[jinzo64]

you ate napalm

[acutekat]

fist to face technique how you like it?

[thedarkmessenger]

face to fist technique.

[Fishfreeek]

face to face technique

[thedarkmessenger]

tech to nique technique :P

[Fishfreeek]

technique to face technique

[thedarkmessenger]

face to technique move.

[Fishfreeek]

nique to face tech

[Evileel]

C-C-C-C-Combo breaker breaks your spine.

[jinzo64]

your hit by 2 falcon punches and a simaltanious round house kick from chuck norris

[Fishfreeek]

chuck norris is fired from a cannon at you

[jinzo64]

your run through by a million tooth picks

[Fishfreeek]

you swallow your toothbrush

[thedarkmessenger]

you swallow your mouthwash...which happened to have poison in it.

[Evileel]

A giant swallow swallows you.

[thedarkmessenger]

A giant dragon swallows you

[Fishfreeek]

a giant swallow dragons you

[abyssion1337]

I had a trap card

[acutekat]

shot by a man carrying a baby

[Evileel]

Shot by a baby of male swallow and female dragon.

[jinzo64]

shot by a cat with an ak 47

[Fishfreeek]

shot by your tv

[jinzo64]

your thrown through a brick wall in to the path of train.

[Fishfreeek]

tesco catalog to the face

[Evileel]

Desert dolphin eats your brains.

[Fishfreeek]

^ what brains XD
minced and put in a mcdonalds burger

[abyssion1337]

crushed by a hippopotagoth

[Fishfreeek]

you are sold on ebay to a canable

[jinzo64]

your eaten by guu

[abyssion1337]

eaten by a grue

[jinzo64]

you die from typing to much on amv hell when you should be in bed.

[Fishfreeek]

but america is like 6 hours behind us so really it's only 8 there
shot by a wii remote

[jinzo64]

oh i didn't knowe that
you die cause your laptop battery runs out.
like mine is

[Fishfreeek]

my laptop is plugged in so it has infinit power XD
head cut off with a cd

[jinzo64]

my mains are upstar and i'm downstairs to lazy to go and get them.
i'm dieing due to power leakage

[Fishfreeek]

my laptop is plugged into my hdtv so its not even using much power but I have it plugged in anyways

beaten to death with a gun

[SquintyMccheese]

You got killed so hard you died to death.

[Kuni Linguist]

you die from watching Polly shore Ben Affleck and Carrot Top live all at the same time doing a full house sketch and have a brain aneurysm.

[luffyiscool]

boot to the head, so hard that the head gets taken clean off.

[Kuni Linguist]

you eat delicious pudding, only latter to unrelatedly be hit by a bus

[luffyiscool]

chuck norris knocks on your door, but due to his unrestrained strength he sends the door flying off it's hinges and it crushes you against the nearest wall.

[Kuni Linguist]

you cum so hard you shoot it into space hitting a asteroid that ends up changing its directory to earth, 3 years later you die

[luffyiscool]

you get written down in the death note

[Distict5-9]

Death from the consequence of upskirting Osaka
http://www.motifake.com/image/demotivational-poster/0912/the-price-of-upskirts-anime-girl-predator-random-demotivational-poster-1261674385.jpg

[luffyiscool]

osaka would more than likely be confused and ask me why i did such a thing, with a slightly worried look on her face.

you fall into a spike pit

[Distict5-9]

osaka would more than likely be confused and ask me why i did such a thing, with a slightly worried look on her face.
Yeah, I guess so.
You get Falcon Punched

[luffyiscool]

tied up and then eaten alive by soldier ants

[Distict5-9]

Having diabetes, a sweet tooth and meeting the Stay Puft Marshmallow man
http://t3.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcQiwOd3G6fBNvWexRcroXToHK82gzXZy uRnEmz0nCiGHmoaihw&t=1&usg=__DhlqAaBSgsQJYxGRUTqlFdSAPD0=

[luffyiscool]

sat on by a fat person

[Evileel]

Death by my newest creation:
http://img826.imageshack.us/img826/559/konatabearderp.gif

[jinzo64]

killed due to lack of blood circulation around the body after seeing konata

[Kuni Linguist]

masterbated into a coma and then your family pulls the plug, you wake up and then eat shrimp which your now allergic to and die

[abyssion1337]

I shoot you with wooden bullets

[Kuni Linguist]

you become delusional and eat your own face off. after all the surgery it takes to heal you, you die when the good year blimp has a bad year and crashes into your hospital room

[abyssion1337]

you're stupidity reaches new limits and your brain finally implodes

[jinzo64]

i have no brain

mauled by an alien

[Kuni Linguist]

alienated by a maul that can talk, but no one else can hear it but you. you go insane and jump off a building.

[jinzo64]

your landed on by a dragon shaped plane being flown by some rich prick.

[luffyiscool]

mind crushed a little too hard by yami yugi.

[jinzo64]

we all die from being ubber sad

[Kuni Linguist]

you die by eating over 9000 inert balls

[jinzo64]

not over 9000 inert balls

you die from being shot with 75,000,001 inert balls

[Kuni Linguist]

you die from eating a roll of cabage stuffed with cottage cheese and anthrax

[jinzo64]

you die from wonkascramp

[Kuni Linguist]

you die from chronic masterbation

[jinzo64]

you die from internal bleeding caused by eating a cactus

[Fishfreeek]

strangled by your curtans

[jinzo64]

eaten by your curtans

[Kuni Linguist]

death via duffus rays (rays created from absolute and complete idiocracy)

[jinzo64]

killed when stepped on by unicron

[Kuni Linguist]

you turn into a unicorn but explode your current body to do so and then the unicorn body rejects you and you die

[jinzo64]

your crushed under a pyramid of glass

[Kuni Linguist]

your exploded by dianimite grapes you have been force fed for 3 days. purple explosion +3

[Fishfreeek]

crushed under a pyramid

[jinzo64]

eaten by a mummified vampire zombie

[Fishfreeek]

eaten by chuck norris

[jinzo64]

killed by blackbarries with baseball bats

[Kuni Linguist]

killed by rabid frogs from another dimention who lick with barbed tounges

[Fishfreeek]

shot with a dounut gun

[jinzo64]

ripped in half by a chainsaw

[Fishfreeek]

ripped in half by a keyring

[Kuni Linguist]

cut into a million keys used to turn on an incinerator for the rest of your body parts

[jinzo64]

my head exploded trying understand my own confusion on a different thread.

[Fishfreeek]

eaten by said thread

[jinzo64]

eaten blog called man eating blog

[Kuni Linguist]

you have to poo so bad when you do you force it out to fast rupturing your stomach

[Fishfreeek]

quick reply box stabs you

[thedarkmessenger]

advanced reply box impales you

[Kuni Linguist]

quick reply box turns into a hypnotoad and forces you to kill a police man who calls for back up with his last breathe leading you to be shot to death in the streets

[thedarkmessenger]

police through the chest

[Fishfreeek]

quick reply box is evolving...
RUN

[thedarkmessenger]

OH SNA- *boom!*

[jinzo64]

killed by a nerd with a big dictionary

[Kuni Linguist]

deranged and evil donkey dragon eats your face and you cry till you kill yourself from salting your wounds with tears

[thedarkmessenger]

deranged, evil, pissed off mad scientist "experiments" with you

[Fishfreeek]

abyss's post count gains a mind of its own and kills us all

[Kuni Linguist]

uncle jerry experiments with you and you cry and cry then your dad finds out and freaks on him, he assumes you ratted him out and kills you

[jinzo64]

you die laughing after being tickled to death

[Fishfreeek]

raped to death by a black guy

[Kuni Linguist]

you die from your lips being turned into flowers and your organs being replaced with cucumbers

[jinzo64]

your cut i halve by a lightsaber

[Fishfreeek]

cut in half with a hamburger

[Kuni Linguist]

made into a hamberger and eaten by a space dog

[jinzo64]

taken to mars for probing

[Kuni Linguist]

probed by uncle jerry... to death

[jinzo64]

stabbed to death with an icecream cornet

[Fishfreeek]

a tick-tack falls on you

[abyssion1337]

you choke on a silver spoon

[Kuni Linguist]

you choke on a tic tac

[Fishfreeek]

you turn into a tick-tack and get eaten

[Kuni Linguist]

turned into the opposite sex, then teleported into space where you cant breathe and burst

[Fishfreeek]

you eat a poisonous mushroom

[Kuni Linguist]

you eat bad chicken, get food poisoning then are mauled by a duck to death

[thedarkmessenger]

mauled to death by hyenas

[Kuni Linguist]

possessed by a ghost and forced to dance naked at an old folks home and then freed only to have grandmas gang rape you and you die of a brain aneurysm from grossness

[abyssion1337]

you fought the black beast but couldn't use Ars Magus

[jinzo64]

shot by a golden gun

[thedarkmessenger]

shot by a silver bullet.

[jinzo64]

choked with cheese string

[thedarkmessenger]

chocked with licorice rope

[jinzo64]

chocked by the force

[thedarkmessenger]

chocked by my hands >:3

[jinzo64]

thats cruel.
killed by a teddy bear terminator

[Fishfreeek]

die from chocolat overdose

[thedarkmessenger]

die from poison underdose

[jinzo64]

die from your heart stoping.

[abyssion1337]

you get into a fight with Frog

http://www.creativeuncut.com/gallery-01/art/ct-frog1.jpg

[Fishfreeek]

you get into a fight with your toothbrush

[jinzo64]

your mauled by a stuffed bear

[Fishfreeek]

you get a computer virus, it jumps out of your screen and eats you

[jinzo64]

your head explodes due to confusion.

[Fishfreeek]

someone thinks you are a door and rams there key into your eye

[jinzo64]

you fall down an elevator shaft.

[Fishfreeek]

you drown in your cup of tea

[jinzo64]

your drowned in bowl of muslie pulled under by a strong current

[Fishfreeek]

stabed by a cardboard knife

[jinzo64]

stabbed to death with a drawing pin

[Fishfreeek]

i chop of your arm and beat you to death with it

[jinzo64]

stung to death by a wasp

[Fishfreeek]

eaten by a wasp

[jinzo64]

killed by huge tatybogangles

[Fishfreeek]

you fall into the sky

[jinzo64]

your killed by a realy sharp insult

[Evileel]

Death by my newest creation - Welcoming Horse.
http://img121.imageshack.us/img121/8243/welcominghorse.gif

[jinzo64]

thats scary
you die from drowning in pure oxygen

[acutekat]

shot in the stomach

you're bleeding the real red stuff

you reflect over your short life

and with your last breath you say






the game

[jinzo64]

hit with the game

[acutekat]

i stab you and watch you bleed to death

[thedarkmessenger]

I impale you, then walk away as you bleed to death.