[yellowedge]

Granted, but it has the battery life of a PS Vita.

I wish for a hot mermaid girlfriend who isn't tied to some crazy undersea Yakuza or overprotective monarch father.

[Haar]

Granted, but it has the battery life of a PS Vita.
Seeing as how it's just a replica, I already assumed it wouldn't work, so I'm OK with this.


I wish for a hot mermaid girlfriend who isn't tied to some crazy undersea Yakuza or overprotective monarch father.

Granted, but she has fish genitals, so you can never have children.

I wish I had every episode of Mazinger Z on Blu-Ray

[jinzo64]

Granted but for some wierd reason they only put 5 minutes of footage on each blu-ray.

I wish people here would point it out, When the people who normaly use bad spelling and gramma start using correct spelling and gramma.

[Haar]

Granted but for some wierd reason they only put 5 minutes of footage on each blu-ray.
If it's a show like Mazinger Z, I probably wouldn't mind switching disks that much. Of course, it is 92 episodes...


I wish people here would point it out, When the people who normaly use bad spelling and gramma start using correct spelling and gramma.

Granted, but then you'll realize that people have just stopped reading posts with too many errors and only acknowledge the ones typed correctly.

I wish I had a pizza.

[jinzo64]

Granted but you have to make it from scratch,you must also pay 10 million dollars per minute to use the oven to cook it.

I wish I was better at 2D fighting games like Arcana hearts and Blaze Blue.

[Haar]

Granted, but you must first sacrifice most of your other, more practical skills such as reading and walking.

I wish I had the power to overshadow people and control them from inside.

[jinzo64]

Granted but You become clostrphobic and lose the willingness to control people.

I wish We could have a large con where all the amv hell members could meet up and hang out.

[Haar]

Granted, but we all get into a huge fist fight over polarizing views on AMV Hell 6.

I wish I could finish making that game I've been working on for a year.

[jinzo64]

Granted but you decide to copy the ending of ME3

I wish for a new soifon T-Shirt

[Haar]

Granted but you decide to copy the ending of ME3
Hardly an issue. I never promised some amazing ending where all your previous actions affect the outcome of the story in a manner of cosmic proportions.

I wish for a new soifon T-Shirt
Granted, but it's 4 sizes too big.

I wish the Zetman anime was actually like the manga.

[jinzo64]

Granted, but it's 4 sizes too big.
Thats good mean I share it with my slender girlfriend.


I wish the Zetman anime was actually like the manga.
Granted but it's only dubbed and subbed tittled in japenese.

[Haar]

Granted but it's only dubbed and subbed tittled in japenese.
If I already read the manga, I'd be OK with this.

You forgot your wish. How am I supposed to ruin your day, now?

[jinzo64]

Sorry.
I wish I had a girlfriend to share my new Soifon shirt with.

[Haar]

Granted, but she's very mean.

I wish I could pilot Mazinkaiser.
http://i.imgur.com/DWiUU.jpg

[jinzo64]

Granted but it has no fuel and you can't afford to buy any.

I wish My Girlfriend was meaner than Tomoyo,Kyou and Soifon merged together

[Haar]

Granted but it has no fuel and you can't afford to buy any.
I could still use him for home defense. He's got a fair supply of missiles, photon beams, and various other projectile weapons hidden inside of him.


I wish My Girlfriend was meaner than Tomoyo,Kyou and Soifon merged together

Granted, but then she makes you her BDSM slave and starts trying to injure you with various metal tools.

I wish the Cybuster anime actually followed the storyline of the games.

[jinzo64]

Granted But It Drags Like nobodies buisness.

I wish I had better Responces to these wishes.

[Haar]

Granted, but then everyone stops using this thread.

I wish I had Kaiji's decision making skills.

[jinzo64]

Granted but everyone just thinks your work is his work.

I Wish I could rewrite the Bleach and DBZ Anime Series.

[Haar]

Granted, but then the rabid fanboys kill you.

I wish I could draw more than just lifeless objects.

[jinzo64]

Granted all non lifeless objects you draw come to life jump of the paper and rape you.

I wish I had a pot of Infinate gold.

[Haar]

Granted, but you fall into the pot and drown.

I wish I could draw men, women, and animals.

[adzman]

Granted, but you can only draw them as tattoos on foreskin.

I wish Diablo 3 didn't suck so bad.

[Luppi-tan]

Granted. It's so good that you can never get a copy because it's always sold out.

I wish Noblesse hadn't switched to a monthly release schedule.

[jinzo64]

Granted it switched to a yearly schedule.

I wish I could stop my selfharm.

[Haar]

Granted, but it's too late and you die of internal bleeding a few minutes later anyway.

I wish that I had the writing skills of George Orwell. (Who regardless of your personal opinion on him, is still a better writer than me.)

[xIsamuTM]

granted. but it's in a language that will not be spoken on this planet for another 3,000 years.

I wish I was better at poaching eggs.

[jinzo64]

Granted but you become addicted to poaching eggs and end up starving death.

I wish My behavier wasn't so irrattic.

[Haar]

Granted, but now you're in a coma.

I wish I had a new computer.

[SomeKindOfWeirdDooHicky]

Granted, but its not compatible with any os on the market for another 10,000 years


I wish giant, sparkly, DONKEY **** ON MY FACE!...o dear

[Luppi-tan]

Granted? Now you're Edward Cullen.

I wish I knew why my Shonen Jump issues stopped coming.

[Haar]

Granted. The magazine was cancelled in favor of a digital version. (http://www.sjalpha.com/weeklysj) That right there is a corruption in and of itself.

I wish I had a Green Lantern ring.

[FallenChurch]

I wish that there was more Lolis in the world

[Haar]

Don't forget to corrupt my wish

[FallenChurch]

sorry mate, Granted. but there is no use of it and is two sizes too small

[Haar]

No problem. Granted, but then Chris Hansen has a stakeout around your house for making that wish.

I wish I was a superhero.

[Luppi-tan]

Granted. But you're the worst superhero in history, and you fail every mission.

I wish I was rich.

[Haar]

Granted, but women keep trying to sex you for money until your **** falls off.

I wish I had an army of tokusatsu heroes at my disposal.

[1-13R3T1K]

Granted you can throw them away all you want

I wish I had A tamagochi

[yellowedge]

Granted, but your Tamagotchi quickly gets eaten by its feral cousin, Digimon.

I wish that Nintendo gets its act together during tonight's Nintendo Direct conference.

[Luppi-tan]

Granted. It thereafter decides to sell the company to Playstation.

I wish for an all loli harem.

[Haar]

Granted, but then they turn on you and burn your house down.

I wish for an army of child soldiers so I can pull a Kony.

[xIsamuTM]

granted it's an army of the derpiest children on the planet. people mistake your army for a fundraiser, yet you still end up on pike somehow.

I wish akane would go out with me tomorrow.

[Luppi-tan]

Granted. But she breaks up with you five minutes later.

I wish I knew which Akane you were talking about.

[Distict5-9]

Granted, but the revelation is too much for your sanity to handle, and you quickly find yourself spiraling down into the pits of madness

I wish that the new AMV Paradise will be finished soon enough...

[Haar]

Granted, but then you realize that it's actually better than Minis and become furious about how few of them there are as opposed to Minis.

I wish I had some of those glasses that allowed you to watch movies on them.

[jinzo64]

Granted But there no sound and the picture is to small to worth mentioning.

I wish I had a copy of Black Lagoon on DVD.

[Luppi-tan]

Granted, but the DVD is scratched, and won't play.

I wish Elfen Lied had a happier ending

[jinzo64]

Granted but it become 500 episodes long.

I Wish to be ruler of the world

[xIsamuTM]

granted. every starving province comes to you looking for help. your days and nights are spent at a desk approving legislation, or dealing with annoying dignitaries.

I wish my sense of humour wasn't so dated.

[Luppi-tan]

Granted. It's so far ahead of the curve that nobody thinks you're funny.

I wish long wigs were easier to brush.

[jinzo64]

Granted but there harder to wear and itch 1000 times more.

I wish I was Cuter

[talkanor]

granted you become a cute higurashi charrecter but u will get murdered in next ep
i wish for more irn bru

[Distict5-9]

Granted, but the heat makes it unbearably sticky and annoying to drink...

I wish for Nappa's (barely) almighty powers...

http://i1099.photobucket.com/albums/g399/Pants-Man/Screenshot2012-06-25at011812.png

[Kaiju]

Granted, but the heat makes it unbearably sticky and annoying to drink...

I wish for Nappa's (barely) almighty powers...



Granted, Vegeta kills you

I wish for someone to fix district's image

[Distict5-9]

Granted, it's not half as funny as you'd think it'd be....

I wish I wasn't the Lord of broken images on this site...

[Haar]

Granted, because Arock is. However, at this rate, you'll soon take that title from him.

I wish I could type faster.

[Kaiju]

Granted, you now type like Blood, Jinzo and Guthix.

I wish I was the very best. Like no one ever was.

[Haar]

Granted, you now type like Blood, Jinzo and Guthix.
Can I at least choose to type like Blood instead?


I wish I was the very best. Like no one ever was.
Granted, but it comes at the cost of your sanity and the life of your Pikachu.

I wish I had a bunch of guns, a lifetime supply of Dr. Pepper, a tank pilot's license, and an M1 Abrams.
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/b/b9/Abrams-transparent.png

[xIsamuTM]

granted. the guns are all props, the dr pepper is flat and been at room temperature for over a year, and your tank pilot's license is only good in the country of Yasblonystan.

I wish I was a mod for this site.

[Luppi-tan]

Granted. But nobody respects you as one.

I wish Road Kamelot was my waifu

[Haar]

Granted, but she attracts a bunch of Akuma to attack you.


I wish I had the authority to judge everyone I met and deliver what I felt was appropriate justice on them, ranging from incarceration to execution.

[Neomalysys]

Granted but you walk in front of a mirror.
I wish I was the Avatar.

[Haar]

Granted but you walk in front of a mirror.
But I'm innocent because I am the law.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wvJiYrRcfQo


I wish I was the Avatar.
Granted, but you have no control over your powers and end up burning everything you care about.

I wish Yoshiki Tanaka actually wrote an ending for Tytania.

[xIsamuTM]

granted. it sucks.

I wish Lilly was my waifu.

[Luppi-tan]

Granted. But she hates you, regardless.

I wish I knew who Lilly was.

[Haar]

Granted, but then you forget due to lack of interest.

I wish that I had enough time to marathon Legend of the Galactic Heroes and play The Elder Scrolls III: Morrowind tomorrow.

[Luppi-tan]

Granted. But you have no time for anything else, even eating or relieving yourself.

I wish Kuro****suji, and D.Gray Man came out on a weekly basis rather than a monthly one.

[Haar]

Granted. But you have no time for anything else, even eating or relieving yourself.
If urinating on myself and drinking that urine means I get to watch Yang Wen-li shoot people in space and burn people to death with my Dark Elf thief mage, then so be it.


I wish Kuro****suji, and D.Gray Man came out on a weekly basis rather than a monthly one.

Granted, but the art becomes very inconsistent.

I wish I was good at Starcraft.

[Neomalysys]

Granted but your Zerg rushed by noobs all the time.
I wish for gold.

[Haar]

Granted but your Zerg rushed by noobs all the time.
Which is what Supply Depot blockades are for.


I wish for gold.
Granted, but it's stolen by some cat burglars.

I wish I had the power to morph into a giant robot that looked like Ultraman or Gold Ligthan.

[Neomalysys]

Granted but Jet Jaguar kicks your ass.
I wish I was a Dinobot.

[Haar]

Granted but Jet Jaguar kicks your ass..
Jet Jaguar defeating Ultraman? Madness!


I wish I was a Dinobot.
Granted, but then Omega Supreme blasts you with some lasers.

I wish I had access to a real working version of Machine Tornader.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s0iPupYkZL8

[Luppi-tan]

Granted. But it blows up after a day.

I wish for a life.

[Haar]

Granted, but you lose it on the first level.

I wish I could enter The Matrix.

[Luppi-tan]

Granted. But you get stuck there, and 'plugged in'

I wish for creative inspiration for the fanfic I'm writing.

[Haar]

Granted, but no one reads it.

I wish I had the powers of Spider-Man

[Kaiju]

Granted, you become a whiny self-entitled, selfish teenager who feels his problems are greater than everyone else. Your parents die, you meet and get married to the love of your life however your aunt/caretaker gets shot, and the only way to save her is to make a deal with the devil where you lose your marriage and forget even remembering your love. (yeah, I just watched Linkara's two hundredth episode, what of it?)

I wish I was Batman.

[Guthix]

granted your parents are dead

i with for ignorance

[Kaiju]

granted your parents are dead

i with for ignorance

Acceptable Lose.

Granted, you join the Westboro Bapist Church as you become so ignorant it borders on retardation.

[thedarkmessenger]

I wish Kaiju made a wish :P

[Kaiju]

Granted.

I wish for nothing.

[thedarkmessenger]

Granted, you are now nothing.

I wish for everything.

[Haar]

Granted, you become a whiny self-entitled, selfish teenager who feels his problems are greater than everyone else. Your parents die, you meet and get married to the love of your life however your aunt/caretaker gets shot, and the only way to save her is to make a deal with the devil where you lose your marriage and forget even remembering your love. (yeah, I just watched Linkara's two hundredth episode, what of it?)
So you didn't read the actual issues where this occurred?


I wish for everything.
Granted, but you are crushed under the weight of the cosmos you inherited.

I wish I could sing.

[thedarkmessenger]

granted, you are now able to sing "Friday" IT'S FRIDAY! FRIDAY!

I wish Haar would never sing D:

[Haar]

Granted, but then you get bored.

I wish Retsupurae would go back to making fun of retarded youtube Let's Players instead of just making fun of video games and video game related content.

[Kaiju]

Granted, but then you get bored.

I wish Retsupurae would go back to making fun of retarded youtube Let's Players instead of just making fun of video games and video game related content.

Granted, and Retsupurae all of sudden is just as bad as the youtube LP'ers they are reviewing.


So you didn't read the actual issues where this occurred?


I ain't reading One More Day. I'll let other people suffer in my place '3' (I read GOOD comics, not bad ones. I'll stick with League of Extraordinary Gentlemen, V for Vendetta and Watchmen, that and those problems are rampant through ALL spiderman books.)

[Haar]

Granted, and Retsupurae all of sudden is just as bad as the youtube LP'ers they are reviewing.
As long as they continue their **** slinging, it can't possibly be that bad.


I ain't reading One More Day. I'll let other people suffer in my place '3' (I read GOOD comics, not bad ones. I'll stick with League of Extraordinary Gentlemen, V for Vendetta and Watchmen, that and those problems are rampant through ALL spiderman books.)
I'll admit that my post was a bit unclear. I was actually referring to that last part about Mephisto and such.

I wish I had the power to attract women.

[Neomalysys]

Granted but you become sexually disinterested with humans.
I wish for a fish.

[Haar]

Granted but you become sexually disinterested with humans.
I can still use them for slave labor.


I wish for a fish.
Granted, but then a fox eats it.

I wish could afford a KURATAS unit.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2iZ0WuNvHr8

[Luppi-tan]

Granted. But it's glitchy, and it rebels against you.

I wish I could meet Raptor Jesus.

[xIsamuTM]

granted. you get eated (at least your saved.)

I wish a had a dollar.

[Neomalysys]

Granted it's Canadian.
I wish Haar corrupts this wish.

[Haar]

Granted. But it's glitchy, and it rebels against you.
Good thing it only shoots BB gun pellets and water missiles.


I wish Haar corrupts this wish.
Granted, but then other people start putting a bit of effort into their corruptions so they'll look "elegant" and you lazy sons of whores won't need me anymore.

I wish that Mobile Suit Gundam: The Origin was out already.

[Luppi-tan]

Granted. But the dubbing is terrible.

I wish something exciting would happen.

[Haar]

Granted. But the dubbing is terrible.
It's a good thing I don't usually watch dubs, then.


I wish something exciting would happen.
Granted. A vampire kidnaps you and makes you her husband. Then she bites your **** off. The end.

I wish I had no fear.

[Neomalysys]

Granted you are now Hal Jordan, and Sinestro's ass bitch.
I wish Batman was my personal bodyguard.

[Luppi-tan]

Granted. But your mind control wears off and he rebels against you.

I wish Shiro from Deadman Wonderland was my waifu

[Haar]

Granted, but she then kills you with her psychic powers

I wish I had a Gundam

[Luppi-tan]

Granted, but she then kills you with her psychic powers
She doesn't have psychic powers. She can control her blood. It's purely a physical phenomenon, as they were able to induce the effect in others with scientific experimentation.

I wish I had a Gundam
Granted. But you can't control it.

I wish they would hurry up and put out another chapter of Deadman Wonderland.

[yellowedge]

Granted, but Jinsei Kataoka dies of a heart attack after finishing it.

I wish that political ads were banned from television, radio, and the internet until one week before the election.

[Haar]

Granted, but then the lulz generated by them disappear as well.

I wish I could fly through the use of telekinetic powers.

[Luppi-tan]

Granted. But you have poor control over your powers, and you crash more than you soar.

I wish losing weight was a bit easier.

[Ruby150]

Granted, but you lose so much weight that you are nothing but skin and bone, and die.

I wish I had the Collector's Edition of Darksiders 2

[Luppi-tan]

Granted. But it doesn't work.

I wish the tenth Hellsing OVA would come out already

[Haar]

Granted, but it's very lackluster and full of animation inconsistencies.

I wish I had a new friend.

[Luppi-tan]

Granted. But your old friends all leave you.

I wish I knew why Haar chose the gif he chose.

[Haar]

Granted, but you go mad from the revelation. (I was marathoning Armored Trooper Votoms the other day and I saw a scene that made me think "Is Chirico Cuvie humping the leg of that robot or was this scene just awkwardly drawn?" Needless to say, I took advanage of it.)
And for future reference in case I ever change it, here's what we're talking about, people.
http://i.imgur.com/JrDj6.gif

I wish I had a third arm.

[Shuiia]

Granted but it only works through excessive loud farting


in public places

I wish I could get a very close friend of mine back

[Luppi-tan]

Aw, man! It's such a nice wish, I don't really want to corrupt it!! Granted... But you find that you've grown apart since then and have nothing in common anymore.

I wish work wasn't such a drag sometimes.

[Haar]

Granted, but you're soon fired.

I wish I were happy.

[Shuiia]

Aw, man! It's such a nice wish, I don't really want to corrupt it!! Granted... But you find that you've grown apart since then and have nothing in common anymore.


heh, why do you think we aren't friends anymore? To think it could all have been prevented if we just sat down for a couple of days and talked things through...




I wish I were happy.

Granted but it in return you need to simply walk into mordor throw the ring into the fires of Amon Amarth then catch a cab that has a license plate that says fresh and has dice in the mirror, settle your throne as the prince of bel-air and get into the Space Jam.

I wish my boots and games would arrive already

[Haar]

Granted but it in return you need to simply walk into mordor throw the ring into the fires of Amon Amarth then catch a cab that has a license plate that says fresh and has dice in the mirror, settle your throne as the prince of bel-air and get into the Space Jam.
Challenge accepted.


I wish my boots and games would arrive already
Granted, but they're damaged during the delivery process and you can't use any of the stuff sent to you.


I wish I could finish projects faster.

[yellowedge]

Granted, but your work quality suffers from rushing it.

I wish that Michael Bay would stop raping my childhood.

[Haar]

Granted, but then you gain a sense of ironic enjoyment from his works and never get to laugh at his bad adaptions again.

I wish I had the speed of The Flash.

[yellowedge]

Granted, but you lack his sense of direction and crash into things all the time. And Sonic the Hedgehog can outrun you because of this... Just saying...

I wish Kingdom Hearts Dream Drop Distance let you play as Axel/Lea.

[Haar]

Granted, but it's still for 3DS instead of something superior like a PSP or a computer.

I wish I had X-Ray vision.

[yellowedge]

Granted, but you give everyone you look at for long periods of time (i.e. naked women) cancer. You are hated for your superpower.

I wish that Nintendo had one really absolutely good reason why I should buy a Wii U.

[Haar]

Granted, but you give everyone you look at for long periods of time (i.e. naked women) cancer. You are hated for your superpower.
Mission accomplished.


I wish that Nintendo had one really absolutely good reason why I should buy a Wii U.

Granted, but it then costs $1000 more than it originally did.

I wish for regenerating limbs.

[yellowedge]

Granted, but one day, you get a paper cut that grows into another limb, and when you try to rip it off, two more grow in its place. The Hydra effect continues until its impossible for you to buy clothes. Running around as a naked freak of nature, you are eventually arrested for 12 counts of indecent exposure (YES, TWELVE!) and hunted down by anti-mutant sympathy groups.

I wish that cooking shows weren't the only good programs on television anymore.

[Luppi-tan]

Granted. They're the only show period, and you get sick of them.

I wish that real life was like the world in Noblesse.

[Haar]

Granted, but then many die in this dangerous new world. (At least I'm assuming they would, based on the description I read of Noblesse)

I wish there were another season of Tokyo Tribe 2.

[Luppi-tan]

Granted. But it sucks.

I wish I could win the Publisher's House Clearing Sweepstakes.

[Haar]

Granted, but your victory is shown on TV and then burglars assault your house and take all of your money.

I wish I could easily talk to women.

[Luppi-tan]

Granted. But all your male friends become jealous and leave you.

I wish the last Artemis Fowl book would come out in paperback.

[Haar]

Granted, but it's an abridged version that cuts out 30% of the plot.


....wait a second. Artemis Fowl ended?


I wish someone would've told me that earlier.

[Luppi-tan]

Yes. The last Artemis Fowl book came out in July of this year. I haven't read it yet.
Granted. But you can't find a copy anywhere.

I wish I was a Mage, like in Mage: The Ascension.

[Haar]

Granted, but some higher level mages challenge you to a duel and fatally wound you with their superior techniques.

I wish I could hybrid fighter/wizard such as those seen in Dungeons and Dragons.

[Luppi-tan]

Granted. But your armor gets in your way, and all your spells botch.

I wish all my base weren't belong to them

[yellowedge]

Granted, but you STILL have no chance to survive, so make your time. Ha ha ha.

I wish the console wars were still between Nintendo and Sega.

[Haar]

Granted. But your armor gets in your way, and all your spells botch.

Can't I just wear some light cloth or leather armor?


I wish the console wars were still between Nintendo and Sega.

Granted, but then everyone in the world realizes that PC is infinitely superior to any console for various reasons and drop the wars altogether.

I wish we could all get along.
http://i.imgur.com/qxZpI.png

[yellowedge]

Granted, but the moment an invading alien race finds out we're all getting along, they vaporize us. (See Mass Effect)

I wish Seth MacFarlane put as much thought into the last three seasons of Family Guy as he did in the movie Ted.

[Haar]

Granted, but Family Guy will always just be at least 50% "LOL REFERANCES"

I wish I could shape-shift

[yellowedge]

Granted, but you change into Justin Bieber just once as a joke and get stuck. And no, you don't get his millions.

I wish the USFDA wasn't trying to kill us all with aspartame, radiation/chemotherapy, etc.

[Haar]

Granted. You cause an uprising and destroy everything opposing our well being. However, you can never go into public again due to the assassins gunning for you.

I wish I had telekinetic abilities.

[yellowedge]

Granted, but they turn you into a psychopath with a god complex. That's when all god-complex psychopaths from every anime and game ever come after you and challenge your existence every waking moment.
Mewtwo: Let the games begin.
Frieza: Bring it.

I wish it was more than three of us posting in this thread.

[Haar]

Granted, but they turn you into a psychopath with a god complex. That's when all god-complex psychopaths from every anime and game ever come after you and challenge your existence every waking moment.
Mewtwo: Let the games begin.
Frieza: Bring it.
Challenge accepted. I have abilities beyond the comprehension of mortal men. I can foresee all and do all with my mind. I even beat a Korean guy at Starcraft.


I wish it was more than three of us posting in this thread.

Granted, but the new posters don't try to come up with creative responses at all and their remarks are essentially limited to "Hurrdurr, no. You won't get that."

I wish there was a region 1 release of Legend of the Galactic Heroes so my fellow Ameri****s could potentially get some of my taste.

[yellowedge]

Granted, but the DVD sales are poor because of Viz Media's overwhelming amount of epic anime.

I wish that Bakuman had an epilogue chapter in Weekly Shonen Jump Alpha.

[Tazuto]

Granted, but the DVD sales are poor because of Viz Media's overwhelming amount of epic anime.

I wish that Bakuman had an epilogue chapter in Weekly Shonen Jump Alpha.

granted, but they replace everything else in it with things you hate.

i wish aliens would reveal themselves.

[yellowedge]

Granted, but it's Ford Prefect, you're Arthur Dent, and your world is about to end.
Welcome to the Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, bitch.

I wish that fans of Pokemon's 1st Generation and 5th Generation wouldn't argue with each other so much.

[QUADChromatic]

Granted 1st generation Pokemon fans win the Argument but now the Yugioh fans are arguing.

I Wish Collage didn't start next week for me.

[Haar]

Granted, but the DVD sales are poor because of Viz Media's overwhelming amount of epic anime.
How 'bout that dual audio release of Yugioh 5D's on Blu-Ray?


I Wish Collage didn't start next week for me.
Granted. It starts today. Go to school, son. Now.

I wish I could summon a succubus to do my bidding.

[QUADChromatic]

Granted but there actually fat dudes Cosplaying Morgan from Marvel Vs. Capcom.

I wish for more dubbed episodes of Fairy Tail.

[Haar]

Granted, but they change the cast and episodes are very difficult to find illegally and expensive to buy.

I wish I could get that image from the previous post out of my mind.

[Luppi-tan]

Granted. An image of Cthulhu gets stuck in your mind instead and you go mad.

I wish for a peanut butter jelly sammich.

[Haar]

Granted. An image of Cthulhu gets stuck in your mind instead and you go mad.
Still better than imagining tranny ass.


I wish for a peanut butter jelly sammich.
Granted, but the woman who made it put poison inside of it and you have to be rushed to a hospital.

I wish I had the appearance of a brave person.

[Luppi-tan]

Granted. But your appearance corrupts your personality and you die jumping in front of gunfire for someone.

I wish I could just finish my goddamn story (I keep getting writer's block)

[Haar]

Granted, but the ending is lackluster.

I wish I was the best video editor the world has ever known.

[tengutenga]

Granted, you make the best AMV Hell ever, and become so good, you even have an original badass anime and lots of groupies ...



... but now you are stuck having to fullfil in excess of 9000 requests a week to make wedding videos set to Lady Gaga's "Just Dance" for the rest of your career.



I wish for absolutely nothing at all.

[Haar]

... but now you are stuck having to fullfil in excess of 9000 requests a week to make wedding videos set to Lady Gaga's "Just Dance" for the rest of your career.
I lack the power to say no? If so, at least I get paid, right?


I wish for absolutely nothing at all.
Granted, bu I decide to will into existence a monster to attack you. You are eaten.

I wish I had the strategic ability of Yang Wen-li.

[Luppi-tan]

Granted. But you garner all the respect of Haruno Sakura pre-Shippuden

I wish I was walking on sunshine.

[Haar]

Granted, but your feet start burning.

I wish that Vanguard Bandits didn't have such a slow start.

[Luppi-tan]

Granted. But you don't get it at all, now because they didn't build up the storyline.

I wish the third episode of Takahata101's Hellsing Ultimate Abridged would hurry up and come out.

[yellowedge]

Granted, but you can't get his Nappa voice out of your head and you end up quoting Nappa for fifteen hours straight and ignoring Hellsing Ultimate Abridged altogether.

I wish all "abridged" series were as funny as DBZ and Yu-Gi-Oh!

[Haar]

Granted, but then you become overwhelmed by the sheer volume of good series and spend more time deciding which abridged series to watch than you actually spend time watching them.

I wish I could read at twice my current reading speed.

[Shadow66]

Granted, but you read so fast that you cant process what you just read resulting with you having to read all over again and again and again.

I wish that bronies weren't getting ridiculed about their sexuality for liking a little girls show.

[yellowedge]

Granted. Instead of being ridiculed, they are hunted down like witches for the homosexual implication of being a brony by the republican party.

I wish I had a cold cup of sweet black tea with no preservatives. Will drink right away.

[Haar]

Granted, but it's spoiled. Those preservatives were good for something, it seems.'

I wish I had the ultimate weapon.

[Shadow66]

Granted, but the government takes it from you and you go to prison for being a terrorist .

I wish I had the ability to travel to other dimensions.

[Haar]

Granted, but the government takes it from you and you go to prison for being a terrorist .
If the aforementioned weapon is strong enough, I can destroy kingdoms. I'd have no fear of governments.

I wish I had the ability to travel to other dimensions.
Granted, but you accidentally end up in the world of Duel Monsters and are devoured by the various Fiend-type creatures.

I wish I could control Summoned Skull.
http://i.imgur.com/Yj2B9.gif

[jinzo64]

Granted but gets eaten by a blue Eyes White Dragon.

I wish Amecon could have lasted forever.

[Haar]

Granted, but you run out of money after the first few days and are kicked out anyway.

I wish I was a master of biochemistry.

[QUADChromatic]

Granted but you learn that it is not as cool as you thought and memorizing all the different formulas and equations made you forget why you became biochemist in the first place.

I wish Crunchy Roll made an app for the Xbox360.

[Haar]

Granted, but it only gives you access to half of the series you want to watch.

I wish I could exceed the limits of the human body and transcend reality.

[jinzo64]

Granted Your turned in to game character but only one copy of said game was made and know plays it.

I wishto be able to sell al the stuff I want to sell.

[BladeGraffiti]

Granted, but you are then robbed and have your organs sold on the black market.

I wish for a secret lair full of sexy women, anime, model kits and a butler called sebastian.

[jinzo64]

Granted the secret lair is made and your the only person who doesn't know where it is.

I wish to be allowed to judge for amv minis

[Haar]

Granted, but folks still complain about the quality of Minis and they are soon canceled anyway.

I wish I was the greatest leader in the history of humanity.

[Luppi-tan]

Granted. But people covet your throne still, and you are deposed.

I wish I hadn't cut my hand on a guthook last night. It hurts like a bitch.

[Haar]

Granted, you cut your foot instead. Now you're hindered even further.

I wish I could make videos faster.

[Luppi-tan]

Granted. But they're terrible.

I wish modern commercials weren't so God awful.

[jinzo64]

Granted The Commericals are fantasic but all the programmes are just to bad watch(even Worse than they are now)

I wish Cereal Was Quiter when being eaten.

[Haar]

Granted, but that comes at the cost of half of the taste of it.

I wish I had some more Gundam model kits.

[Luppi-tan]

Granted. But they're all broken.

I wish Noblesse would come out in a timelier fashion every week.

[Haar]

Granted. But they're all broken.
Then comes the magic of glue and tape.


I wish Noblesse would come out in a timelier fashion every week.
Granted, but the art starts to look rushed as a result of the more frequent updates.


I wish I had every entry of the Brave metaseries on DVD. (Might Gaine, GaoGaiGar, J-Decker, et cetera)

[Tirdaelyn]

Granted, but the dvd's are all scratched beyond repair.

I wish I was a better driver.

[Haar]

Granted, but your car is repossessed.

I wish I was always happy.

[Tirdaelyn]

Granted, but it's only because you're too drugged up to know any better.

I wish Tokyopop would release manga in the US again.

[Haar]

Granted, but they only release titles you don't care about.

I wish I could get done reading The Five Star Stories.

[Tirdaelyn]

Granted, but that is all you will ever read for the rest of your life.

I wish my insomnia would go away.

[Haar]

Granted, but then you fall into a very long, deep sleep every night and it's now very difficult to wake you up.

I wish I had a giant racing robot like one of those things from IGPX.

[Tirdaelyn]

Granted, but runs you over.

I wish I didn't have to ever clean my house again, and it would still be clean.

[Haar]

Granted, but that robot maid you have doing that kills you in your sleep.

I wish I had access to a cloning service and could transfer my consciousness to one of my clones if I died.

[Tirdaelyn]

Granted, but the clone turns out to be a necrophiliac and has it's wicked way with your old body.

I wish my apartment was bigger.

[Luppi-tan]

Granted. But you can never keep it clean.

I wish Yuki Nagato was my waifu

[Haar]

Granted, but she leaves you for another man in a few days.

I wish I could type 1000 words a minute.

[Tirdaelyn]

Granted, but your fingers cannot handle that speed and so all break off.

I wish I had something interesting to do.

[jinzo64]

Granted but you weren't here to make that wish so nothing changed.

I wish My friends were in to cosplay like I am

[Haar]

Granted, but they can make exponentially better costumes than you and won't share any tips on sewing, hemming, et cetera.


I wish I had more hard drive space.

[jinzo64]

Granted your harddrive is twice as big but all your files are now twice there origional size.

I wish I didn't have to sleep.

[Haar]

Granted, but then you get bored staying up for so long.

I wish I had clothes that would never get dirty or tear.

[jinzo64]

granted there invisable.

I wish i were more creative.

[Haar]

Granted, but then you become bogged down in projects started by your new-found creativity.

I wish I could get through episodes of shows faster.

[Tirdaelyn]

Granted, but they all become terrible.

I wish I could eat whatever I wanted and not gain a pound.

[Luppi-tan]

Granted. You lose weight uncontrollably instead, and keel over.

I wish I weighed 130 pounds again.

[Tirdaelyn]

Granted, but 80% of your weight is distributed to your butt.

I wish I had red hair.

[Luppi-tan]

Granted. Your hair is on fire.

I wish for a new computer.

[Haar]

Granted, but it's only new in the sense that you've never used it. It was actually constructed 20 years ago.

[Shuiia]

^above post needs a wish

[yellowedge]

Granted, but it's me and not Haar making it.

I wish that Nintendo would reveal the price and release date for the Wii U already!

[Tirdaelyn]

Granted, but it's $1500 and not until 2020.

I wish I still had digital cable.

[Shuiia]

Granted, but it can only work if you drive to your mayor's office and shove fistfulls of DOSH down his letterbox

I wish we could all have cyberbrains

[Tirdaelyn]

Granted, but they are all made from the parts of broken down Apple 2 computers.

I wish my headset was wireless.

[yellowedge]

Granted, but it eats batteries like they're potato chips.... Mmmm... Potato chips....

I wish the corruptions were more clever.

[Tirdaelyn]

Granted, but they are so clever your brain inevitably explodes.

I wish I was better at math.

[Shuiia]

Granted, however you will find that you quickly learn so much about math. That you become the moderator for an online world and you let loose a rogue A.I. after cracking a code you got in a suspicious e-mail. Which then goes on to wreak havoc but in the end you could use your awesome math skills to save the day and get the girl...

I wish my harddrive had a capacity of several yottabytes

[Haar]

Granted, but your hard drive ends up dying during the time you get done downloading the various files you were interested in acquiring.

I wish I was the strongest man on Earth.

[Shuiia]

Granted but instead of that your power comes from your hair or eating spinach or whatever, it comes from doing meth.
and LOADS of it

I wish I was more tech-savvy

[Haar]

Granted but instead of that your power comes from your hair or eating spinach or whatever, it comes from doing meth.
and LOADS of it
So I'd be like a Juicer from the game Rifts? Conditions accepted.


I wish I was more tech-savvy
Granted, but that comes at the cost of your knowledge of everything else. Your social skills are now shot and you can't drive at all.

I wish I had an army to fight for me.

[Tirdaelyn]

Granted, however you will find that you quickly learn so much about math. That you become the moderator for an online world and you let loose a rogue A.I. after cracking a code you got in a suspicious e-mail. Which then goes on to wreak havoc but in the end you could use your awesome math skills to save the day and get the girl...

I wish my harddrive had a capacity of several yottabytes

Hey... that works for me. :)

Granted, but they are stupid, and end up mistaking you for the enemy and spend hours torturing you before killing you.

I wish things made more sense.

[tengutenga]

Granted, but you did not define make sense specifically enough, and things end up making less sense to you.

I wish Square Enix will make Final Fantasy XV or XVI a gameplay oriented RPG, which is actually fun and rewarding to play, and let the graphics and storyline take a break.

[Shuiia]

Granted, but since they do not know how to accomplish such a feat the game remains in development limbo for years eventually becoming vaporware and dying out. Desperately being defended by people who still think Final Fantasy is still TOTALLY enjoyable and worth their time.

I wish my first day back at college was a little less tedious.

[tengutenga]

Granted, it was an enjoyable day, but your first day is already past. The wish is granted to the past, so to you nothing happens.

I wish every politician and religious leader in the world would come out of the closet.

[Luppi-tan]

Granted. They now pass laws saying that it is illegal to be straight, and punish all straight people with the death penalty. On that bright side, world population goes down a bit.

I wish work wasn't so stressful

[yellowedge]

Granted, but it becomes boring and tedious instead. You empty a cap in your head and regret making the wish in the first place, because stress turned out to be a coping mechanism for your dreary existence.

I wish you could demand movies and TV shows on Netflix etc. that are still months from nearing completion.

[Luppi-tan]

Granted. But you can't request movies that are already out.

I wish for... A ham sandwich.

[jinzo64]

Granted you are given a pig, the ingrediants for bread and the ingrediants for butter.

I wish for more time to watch all the anime i want to watch.

[Luppi-tan]

Granted. But you lose your job, your boyfriend/girlfriend breaks up with you, and all your friends say never to show your face before them again.

I wish I could get over my writer's block.

[Haar]

Granted, but you come up with a half-ass rush job ending and everyone criticizes you accordingly.

I wish I had a second computer.

[tengutenga]

Granted, you get a Blue Gene/Q supercomputer all to yourself, but it only runs an obscure version of Linux, and to do anything useful you have to write your own software from scratch (without help or documentation). You manage to get one node running, but alone, its performance is worse than the original 5-color iMac.

I wish every plant and bacteria in the universe produced THC, just to give politicians a hard time.

[Luppi-tan]

Granted. You can't stop to smell the roses without getting high, now.

I wish for peace on earth and goodwill towards men.

[Haar]

Granted, but then the Protoss from Starcraft come to Earth and wipe us all out five minutes after the peace starts.

I wish I could find a visual novel that actually interests me.

[tengutenga]

Granted, but it turns out to be this (http://www.insani.org/omgwtfotl.html).

I wish I was the world's sexiest woman.

[Haar]

Granted, but it turns out to be this (http://www.insani.org/omgwtfotl.html)..
According to VNDB.org, it features tentacle beast rape, kamikaze suicide attacks, and clubbing baby bears to death with crowbars. I don't see the problem. Thank you for introducing me to this.


I wish I was the world's sexiest woman.

Granted, but then you become too alluring and men begin to attack and rape you. You life then devolves into the real life equivalent of a Studio Pixy OVA, futanari conversion included.

I wish I had the power to attract women with my mind.

[Shuiia]

Granted, your brain is now several feet across and women find your big brainy head strangely attractive. Also because your skull cannot contain your brain the slightest bump on your head can cause brain damage, brain haemorrhage and in the worst case death.

I wish these wishes and granting of wishes had more variety and a bunch more story to them.

[Haar]

Granted, but then everyone goes back to being lazy anyway. We should expect as much from this site, seeing as how whenever I gave a paragraph long wish, it would get a single sentence response.


I wish that I had command over a large fleet of battleships and influence over the entire Atlantic Ocean, so that I could quash all naval enemies and even some coastal ground troops, proving my superiority, and for the sake of my honor, given that the battle was against a nameless enemy coming from another dimension sent here to destroy us all. (Yes, that's the best I could come up with. I just woke up.)

[yellowedge]

Granted. However, your life starts to mirror LeLouche's from Code Geass. As a result, you gain the awesome ability to control everybody's actions JUST ONCE PER PERSON, you have a frail little sister to protect, you start a revolution against your faceless enemy who now turns out to be your own flesh and blood. You discover that everyone in your bloodline has Geass powers and your father temporarily forces you to lose your memory. You slowly get it back along with your Geass, you succeed in taking over the world, you are viewed as a cruel dictator, and your best friend disguised as your former alter ego kills you to unite the world in peace. Ironically, the faceless one becomes the hero of your fantasy.

In other words, EXACTLY like Code Geass.

I wish I could see the look on Roger Ebert's face when I visit the "Art of Video Games" Exhibition at the Smithsonian Institute next week. Yeah. In spite of how gross his face looks now. Because seriously, games are art. He's wrong and everybody knows it. I'm being an asshole about it and I don't care. Corrupt my wish if you must, but ultimately I got what I wanted.

[Haar]

Granted. However, your life starts to mirror LeLouche's from Code Geass. As a result, you gain the awesome ability to control everybody's actions JUST ONCE PER PERSON, you have a frail little sister to protect, you start a revolution against your faceless enemy who now turns out to be your own flesh and blood. You discover that everyone in your bloodline has Geass powers and your father temporarily forces you to lose your memory. You slowly get it back along with your Geass, you succeed in taking over the world, you are viewed as a cruel dictator, and your best friend disguised as your former alter ego kills you to unite the world in peace. Ironically, the faceless one becomes the hero of your fantasy.

In other words, EXACTLY like Code Geass.
Unlike Lelouche, I'm not completely retarded, though, so I'd know what to do. Not to mention I've seen this show AND most of the shows Code Geass copy pasted its plot from, so I should be safe.



I wish I could see the look on Roger Ebert's face when I visit the "Art of Video Games" Exhibition at the Smithsonian Institute next week. Yeah. In spite of how gross his face looks now. Because seriously, games are art. He's wrong and everybody knows it. I'm being an asshole about it and I don't care. Corrupt my wish if you must, but ultimately I got what I wanted.
Granted, but then everyone besides me and whoever else knows who that is starts staring at you and wonders what you're talking about. Afterwards, they never view you the same way again.

I wish I had the power to warp reality and destroy worlds. The ability to bend existence to my will and crush matter. The wherewithal to single-handedly conquer all existence and become the king of kings.

[tengutenga]

Granted, but attaining such powers before fully understanding how to use them properly, and when they should be used, you end up deleting yourself, erasing in all timelines past, present and future, traces of your own existence, along with whatever power you had and what you did. To the rest of existence, nothing has happened. You simply disappeared, and life goes on.

I wish all wishes were at most ten words long.

[Luppi-tan]

Granted. But they suck.

I wish for Nodoka Miyazaki was my Waifu.

[LawRayLiet]

Granted, but she's gained some weight.
That doesn't matter though, I'm sure you married her for her personality anyway.
http://i.imgur.com/oZi4g.jpg

I wish the next wish came true without corruption.

[Luppi-tan]

Granted. But the thread ends because the point of it was broken.

I wish I knew why xxxHolic wasn't putting out any more chapters.

[1-13R3T1K]

Granted but you realize its simply cause you read it and they dont like you

I wish this thread was revived long enough for me to give a care for it

[jinzo64]

granted it's revived for 2 years but you get stranded in the middle of the atlantic ocean with now interwebs access

I wish I had a girlfriend.

[Haar]

Granted, but she's very rude.

I wish I had a car and a driver's license.

[Luppi-tan]

Granted, but you can't afford driver's insurance.

I wish I wasn't so apathetic.

[1-13R3T1K]

Granted, But you get yourself down about others problems way to often ;3

I wish I was the main man from LadiesvsButlers :cool:

[Luppi-tan]

Granted. But the ladies all know how to use Hammerspace, and superhuman strength, and they kill you

I wish I knew what Ladies vs Butlers was

[Haar]

Granted with my googling magic. (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ladies_versus_Butlers!) But now you owe me money for that request. $200 should suffice.


I wish I could stop playing Fallout 3 and get back to working on stuff.

[Luppi-tan]

Granted. But you're stuck on work, now.

I wish I had the motivation to go back to college.

[Pyroguy44]

Granted, now you're back in college, but you die of Food poisoning from the crappy cafeteria food a week before graduation.

I wish I was able to start that rock band I've been talking about for the past year.

[Luppi-tan]

Granted. But it sucks.

I wish I was a librarian.

[1-13R3T1K]

Granted you guard the twilight series

I wish i knew what is love , baby dont hurt me no more

[Luppi-tan]

Granted. But someone new hurts you evermore.

I wish I had kickass psionic abilities like Psyren.

[Pyroguy44]

Granted, but it gives you brain problems and eventually you turn into a barely functioning vegetable with halfassed psionics.

I wish I could stop procrastinating so hard

[Luppi-tan]

Granted. You overwork yourself and die of exhaustion.

I wish I had a super awesome job that paid 200.000 a year.

[xIsamuTM]

granted, but due to inflation, and bad economic policy thanks to president Saxon, you make just over the poverty level.



i wish for a real life pony/dr who crossover, aired on both the hub and bbc.

[Pyroguy44]

Granted, but the Daleks invade Equestria and no pony is left alive, before the Doctor gets there.

I wish I had a white van with no window

[Luppi-tan]

Granted. But you can't see out of it, and you total it.

I wish I for peace on earth and goodwill toward men.

[Haar]

Granted, but then humanity realizes that there are still other people alive and figures they have to kill them for being different, so we're back where we started.

I wish I had a bunker on an asteroid far away from here with a large quantity of food and life support so I could be alone.

[Pyroguy44]

Granted, the Asteroid crashes into earth Bunker first and decimates you.

I wish I could become a magical person

[Luppi-tan]

Granted. But you get tentacle raped because that's the main cause of injury in such people

I wish the wishes weren't quite so easy to corrupt.

[xIsamuTM]

<<dangit i was beat to it. removing response and wish>>

[Haar]

Granted, but then you realize that most people here are too lazy to come up with actually good gambits.

I wish I could have the jinx trait from Fallout. That is to say, I wish that I gave everyone around me terrible luck. Yet at the same time, I want a perfect luck score so I won't end up getting killed myself, due to this trait.

[Luppi-tan]

Granted. But the game is too easy and you get bored of it. Sucks for you.

I wish they would put on a performance of Evil Dead the Musical at the Rhinebeck Performing Arts

[Haar]

Granted. But the game is too easy and you get bored of it. Sucks for you.
...but I wanted the power in real life.


I wish they would put on a performance of Evil Dead the Musical at the Rhinebeck Performing Arts
Granted, but you can't attend it or find a recording of it for the next 5 years.

I wish AMV Hell 6 was finally out so I could make fun of it.

[jinzo64]

Granted but it is so awsome you have nothing bad to say about it.

I wish I had an Angel for one moment of love I wish I had an Angel tonight.

[Haar]

Granted but it is so awsome you have nothing bad to say about it.
Previous mission accomplished. I think.

I wish the wishes weren't quite so easy to corrupt.


I wish I had an Angel for one moment of love I wish I had an Angel tonight.
Granted, but then Nightwish sues you.

I wish I had psychic powers beyond mortal comprehension.

[jinzo64]

I would grant this but I can't comprehend the powers you want.

I wish I wasn't so bored.

[Haar]

Granted. You now have some friends at your house to play Mario Party 4 with you.

I wish my computer could run the Dolphin emulator more smoothly.

[jinzo64]

Granted but the only way to acheive is to physically install a live dolphin in to your computer.

I wish I had your angel tonight so I could turn it's wings of lust to dust.

[Haar]

Granted but the only way to acheive is to physically install a live dolphin in to your computer.
I had no idea that playing Gamecube games on my computer would be so difficult.


I wish I had your angel tonight so I could turn it's wings of lust to dust.
Granted, but it's one of those angels from Evangelion.
http://i.imgur.com/URKOJ.jpg

I wish I had the ability to shape-shift for an hour a day.

[jinzo64]

Granted but your stuck in what ever form your in at the end of the hour til the next time you can transform.

I wish bleach wasn't ending so poorly.

[Haar]

Granted. Tite Kubo tries writing a better ending, but he then gets tired of it, gives up altogether, and starts back to work on Zombie Powder.

I wish I could make twice as many videos as I usually can in a day.

[ThatsNotMyName_studio]

granted, but they all turn out like the ones i make

I wish my gerbil Motoko had a tail.

[Luppi-tan]

Granted. But they all suck.

I wish Dracula really did go 'Bleh, bleh, bleh'.

[ThatsNotMyName_studio]

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!! =D

[Haar]

Granted. But they all suck.
That's nothing new.


I wish Dracula really did go 'Bleh, bleh, bleh'.
Granted, but he isn't as scary afterwards.


granted, but they all turn out like the ones i make
I can accept that. I mean, yours aren't that bad.


I wish my gerbil Motoko had a tail.
Granted, but it requires some cybernetic augmentation and it has to take some drugs every week for the rest of its life, or else Motoko's body will reject the augment.


I wish I had superhuman aiming and dodging abilities.

[Luppi-tan]

Granted. But you get taken out by an angry mob.

I wish I was the Noblesse, like in the Manhwa

[1-13R3T1K]

Granted but in your own world which no body else cares about

I wish I was God of the internet cats :3

[Luppi-tan]

Granted, but as 'God', you're required to be civil all the time and solve everyone else's problems (YGO the Abridged Reference)

I wish I could do everything Like A Boss!

[Haar]

Granted, but you're the boss of a bunch of children and you can't get any work done because the kids keep cramping your style and asking you for food.

I wish I knew enough Japanese to actually understand that Legend of the Galactic Heroes stage play I'm downloading.

[Luppi-tan]

Granted. But as you learn more Japanese, you forget your primary language.

I wish I had my own Random Encounters parody song.

[Haar]

Granted, but it's composed by Uwe Boll and sounds terrible to the point of being comedic.


I wish I could create life with my magical hands.

[Shuiia]

Granted, you create abominations of life :3

I wish I could make a schedule more quickly and procrastinate less

[Haar]

Granted, but that comes at the cost of your dexterity, and you are now very uncoordinated.


I wish I had the ability to absorb people upon touch, sort of like that guy from Prototype.

[Shuiia]

Granted, but with every person you absorb you absorb everything from them
their memories
their personality/personalities
the things they like and don't like

and before you succumb to a overload of conflicting memories and personalities

I wish people would stop bickering about each other and start learning and try to understand each other.

[blindavid]

Granted, world peace happens and everyone dies of boredom
I wish sega made better games

[jinzo64]

Granted but They feature sonic characters except for sonic.

I wish I had the Interwebs in my flat.

[Nick 30075]

Granted, but you have 1006 ping and .5 kb/s down speed (my house).

I wish I didn't have a paper to write.

[jinzo64]

Granted it writes it self for you but it's writen in klingon.

I wish I could speak namecian.

[Haar]

Granted, but you never have any people to speak to with your new language.

I wish I had a safe full of firearms, ammunition, food, water, and explosives, in case some vampires attack me.

[Nick 30075]

Granted, but it costs you three billion dollars and the vampires never show up.

I wish I owned an SKS.

[Haar]

Granted, but you accidentally end up shooting yourself in the foot with it in a freak recoil accident.


I wish I had the perception of a pro sniper.

[jinzo64]

Granted but you can't help but assasinate everyone you see or hear.

I wish I could buy out Disney

[Ruby150]

Granted, but you make even worse movies than they did.
I wish people would leave me alone, when I went to be alone.

[Haar]

Granted but you can't help but assasinate everyone you see or hear.
I may be able to remedy that by living alone on a mountain. Of course, I might end up wasting ammunition on birds.


I wish I could buy out Disney
Granted, but then the ghost of Walt Disney challenges you to a duel for his company.


I wish people would leave me alone, when I went to be alone.
Granted, but then they follow you around a few weeks later anyway.

I wish I could travel to other worlds.

[Guthix]

Granted, but you make even worse movies than they did.
I wish people would leave me alone, when I went to be alone.

commit suicide, all your problems will go away

[Ruby150]

commit suicide, all your problems will go away

No... because then I'd see you in hell, and that'd be worse than my current problems

[Guthix]

No... because then I'd see you in hell, and that'd be worse than my current problems

your going there anyway

[jinzo64]

HarrTheDragonLord = I wish I could travel to other worlds.


Granted but you can only visit Equestira and the land of the care bears.

I wish I wasn't so hard on myself.

[Luppi-tan]

Granted. But you now can't offer yourself any criticism and you're way too easy on yourself.

I wish... Buttons.

[Nick 30075]

Granted, but you press the wrong one and this forum crashes, never to work again.

I wish it was next week already.

[HeyHeyHeyStayOuttaMyShed]

Granted, but there was a glitch in the space time continuum and you're sent back to prehistoric times, where you must fight off dinosaurs.

I wish for snow

[Nick 30075]

Granted, but then the next ice age happens.

I wish that the zombies would hurry up and attack already.

[xIsamuTM]

granted, but they're the pussy TOGM style zombies.

I wish i never read that comic

[Haar]

Granted. You never read The Other Grey Meat. You did, however, read Homestuck...


I wish I had the Cloth of a Saint, as in the ones from Saint Seiya.



Granted but you can only visit Equestira and the land of the care bears.


At least I can slaughter those from the former and enslave the beings of the latter.

[Luppi-tan]

Granted. But the cloth is merely aesthetic, and has no practical value.

I wish I could go to Jobs.wand and find a really cool job.

[sulta]

I wish I could go to Jobs.wand and find a really cool job.

Granted. You get a job in Antarctica. Cool enough for you?

I wish I was a wizard and could cast spells at will.

[Haar]

Granted, but you live in a low fantasy setting and can only do illusion magic rather than arcane spell-casting. You're more like Gandalf than anyone else. Make of that what you will.


I wish for people not to make a big deal about this being the 3000th post on this thread.