[synbad2]

granted but it turns rusty the moment you touch it

I wish for acid rain

[Guthix]

granted but it only fall on you
i wish all myp revious wishes were uncorrupt

[Lionforce1337]

Granted, but the corruption of this wish makes it null and void.

I wish I had a bigger room.

[Chillpalazzo]

Granted, you live outside because you are homeless. Outside is giant room.

I wish I was a comedian.

[xIsamuTM]

granted. you are now carrot top.

I wish the american dollar was worth more than the canadian dollar again.

[Azure_Xeq]

granted, but then China takes over making American money worthless.

I wish I had an idea of what to wish for.

[Guthix]

granted but your computer died as you typed it.
i wish that dam avatar wasnt smoking [yes azures one]

[hatz300]

Granted it now chews tobacco and has a heavy drinking problem

I wish i had an evil cell phone with teeth . . . sharp, pointy teeth
(42 left to go)

[Azure_Xeq]

i wish that dam avatar wasnt smoking [yes azures one]
That made my day.

granted, but it calls you while your sleeping.

I wish there was an actual version of my avatar that wasn't poorly shopped and wasn't smoking.

[jinzo64]

granted but it's dna is stolen and mewtwo is created and he destroys all of humanity.

i wish my new halibel and nel figures would hurry up and arrive in the post.

[synbad2]

granted but they arrive in broken pieces

I wish for One Piece to be found!

[hatz300]

Granted, but Luffy buries it again when he dies and the cycle repeats . . .

I wish common sense was common
(41 left to go)

[jinzo64]

granted but it's a treasure map to the 2 peice adding a 1000 more episodes to franchise.

i wish for a better tomorrow

[Neomalysys]

granted but the double post corrupts your wishes
i wish people wouldn't double post

[jinzo64]

o.k people stop posting and the forum is closed

i wish i could find this double post

[hatz300]

Granted, but as soon as you find it, it hides again after blinding you so you'll never find it again!

I wish right was up, up was left, left was down, and down was right
(36 left to go)

[talkanor]

granted but you get confused over the way tho world is

i wish that i had super powers

[Kaiju]

Granted, now you can see the future...and ONLY the future, you cannot see the present. So essentially you are in the 6th circle of Hell...Heresy.

I Wish I was a better artist.

[Shibbidah]

Granted, but you are so amazing that everybody claims all of your work is photographs and you live your life in shame.

I wish I had a PSP (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5C3RURPgLfs&feature=player_embedded) >.>

[Kaiju]

( I can live with that~)

Granted, it breaks the moment you get it, and sony won't refund it.

I wish for this wish to not be granted by anyone on this forum.

[Shibbidah]

Granted, it doesn't get granted...wait..umm...
http://images3.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20100108063233/uncyclopedia/images/archive/b/b5/20100108063328!Exploding-head.gif

I wish the PSP wasn't broke

[Kaiju]

Granted... instead of being broke physically it instead erases your save game data. :D

I wish for a Shrubbery! :D

[Neomalysys]

Granted but it burns to ash.
I wish i had a pony.

[bloodlover1987]

granted but it only has one leg

i wish i had a 3ds :D

[Neomalysys]

Granted but it's a Decepticon that don't like you.
I wish I could fly.

[talkanor]

granted you are rainbow dash

[hatz300]

I wish Talkanor made a wish . . .
(19 left to go!)

[Guthix]

er... granted but a mod deleted it.
i wish for a rusty SPOON

[Fishfreeek]

granted but it's made of cheese... rusty cheese
I wish for a brand new bike

[talkanor]

granted but it gets stolen

i wish i have a jet pack

[Fishfreeek]

granted but it only works in reverse
I wish people loved me

[Neomalysys]

Granted but they literally love you to death.
I wish for cake.

[Fishfreeek]

granted but it's filled with poison
I wish the whole world was underwater and everyone was a fish

[bloodlover1987]

granted but you turn into a goldfish..


i wish fish would stop eating all my cheese cake D:

[Fishfreeek]

granted but I eat your house and family
I wish I wasnt hungry all the time

[bloodlover1987]

granted now you are always thirsty

i wish i for a gold statue made in my honor :D

[Fishfreeek]

granted but I drink it...
i wish for catgirls

[Neomalysys]

Granted your house is now filled with female cats.
I wish for a lightsaber.

[LawRayLiet]

Granted, it's broken.

I wish nothing to be added to this wish.

[hatz300]

Granted, but then you feel like adding something to the wish, but it's too late . . .

I wish i had a really awesome talent to amaze my friends with
(18 left to go!)

[Neomalysys]

Granted but your friends all die before you can amaze them.
I wish for a Death Note.

[hatz300]

Granted, it's a note from someone who hates, telling you to die

I wish I was good at magic tricks
(17 left to go!)

[LawRayLiet]

Granted, you can only perform them when no one is around.

I wish to have no regrets.

[hatz300]

Granted, but you want to have regrets and go insane from not being able to regret the wish to have no regrets

I wish for corn to never be pointed at me
(17 left to go!)

[Neomalysys]

Granted now people point bananas at you.
I wish for Nyan Cat to be real.

[Lionforce1337]

Granted, but you succumb to Nyan Cat overload and die.

I wish for a Giant Sheep.

[Neomalysys]

Granted but it kills you by sitting on you.
I wish for a new Dragon Ball series.

[Lionforce1337]

Granted, but its a continuation of GT.

I wish the live action Dragon ball movie never happened

[Neomalysys]

Granted but all Dragon Ball related media is also destroyed.
I wish for more Desert Punk 2.

[Fishfreeek]

geanted but you end up in a desert wearing punk clothes and cant count higher than 2
I wish for a new laptop that is better than my current one

[Neomalysys]

Granted but it processor is so fast that it teleports to the future.
I wish for a time traveling Delorian.

[Sir Fluffykins]

Granted and it goes on mad time-traveling adventures without you ;P

I wish for my first car

[Lionforce1337]

Granted, but its a Pinto.

I wish for a new job.

[hatz300]

Granted, but its being everyone on amvhell's slave (which doesn't pay well)

I wish for my first job
(14 left to go!)

[thedarkmessenger]

Granted. Now make me a sandwich, slave.

I wish my minis entry would be accepted and well received by the community.

[Fishfreeek]

granted but you never think of a good amv idea again and wish you'd submitted it to amv hell 6
I wish for cupcakes!

[thedarkmessenger]

granted. I made them myself 8D

I wish for cake that isn't a lie.

[bloodlover1987]

granted its now a Contradiction looks yummy but taste like crap

i wish for summer to end D:

[thedarkmessenger]

granted, but now you and I are no longer friends >:| Thanks alot for taking away what little warmth Idaho has, jerk.

I wish Idaho was warmer.

[bloodlover1987]

granted it turns into a desert :D and is 100 all year round

i wish i had a robotic arm that shot missiles :D

[thedarkmessenger]

granted it turns into a desert :D and is 100 all year round


Aren't you supposed to CORRUPT my wish? :P

On topic: Granted, but it only aims at you.

I wish I wasn't so tired Dx

[bloodlover1987]

wait you would like that .... ._.

[Neomalysys]

Granted but you fall while flying with blood so you both die.
I wish people would stay on topic.

[Sir Fluffykins]

Granted, but no one replies to your posts (wait...I just did...what?)

I wish I was the star in a anime :D

[Zuiichi]

granted but your in a famous tentacle rape hentai

I wish for more muffins

[bloodlover1987]

granted raisin bran muffins for you :D

i wish that i had a pool full of chocolate pudding

[jinzo64]

granted but it's infested with fire ants

i wish to be king of england

[Neomalysys]

Granted but the the island sinks.
I wish i was king of the world.

[jinzo64]

granted but crumbles to nothing

i wish for lightning powers.

[bloodlover1987]

granted but you fry everyone and everything you love


i wish i had subzeros power :D

[MADEVIL]

granted but you freeze your own dick trying to take a piss and it breaks off and falls in the toilet never to be seen again.

i wish the world would blow up

[jinzo64]

granted now your drifting in the cold emptiness of space

i wish for eternal night

[bloodlover1987]

granted now the world is taken over my vampires and werewolves .... and emos

now i wish for unlimited wishs

[jinzo64]

granted but you get to excited and exploded.

i wish for a kind and smexy witch

[Neomalysys]

Granted but she's cursed to kill whoever thinks naughty thoughts about her.
I wish for immortality.

[jinzo64]

granted but you get bored and spend the rest of eternity trying to kill yourself.

i wish for magic swords

[bloodlover1987]

granted its magic turns you into a chicken every time you touch em

i wish for the master sword

[jinzo64]

granted but it's still stook in the stone.

i wish for a strawberry covered soifon

[Neomalysys]

Granted but Soifon kills you.
I wish for chocolate covered catgirls.

[jinzo64]

granted but they kill you

i wish for a chocolate haruhi

[Neomalysys]

Granted but then she melts.
I wish for a strawberry catgirl.

[jinzo64]

granted but it can only say nyun

i wish for bigger boobs

[Neomalysys]

Granted but they keep growing tell they explode.
I wish for an army of ninja catgirls.

[jinzo64]

granted but there so stealthy you never see them

i wish i could remember the name of a certain anime.

[bloodlover1987]

granted but you forget it 10 secs later


i wish for a link to the past remake on the wii u

[jinzo64]

granted but you hate the new control system

i wish for the triforce of wisdom

[bloodlover1987]

granted but ganon kidnaps you

i wish ppl would stop hating on Nintendo so much D:

[jinzo64]

granted they hating on micro soft instead.

i wish for halibel

[hatz300]

Granted, but you get it the day after they change the last two letters of the halibut . . .

I wish i could make things using my mind
(13 left to go!)

[Neomalysys]

Granted but Izen orders her to kill you.
I wish for powers greater than any Shinigami, Espada, or Vizored.

[jinzo64]

granted you have the power to move paper


i wish for nel

[hatz300]

Granted, but nel is stuck in kid form forever

I wish i had a bankai
(11 left to go!)

[jinzo64]

granted but you lost your zanpakuto

i wish for konata

[bloodlover1987]

granted you get a paper cutout of her

i wish to be a vizard

[hatz300]

jinzo - Granted, but she grows old :/
blood - Granted, you're a new type of lizard

I wish i had super socks!
(10 left to go!!!!!! yeah!!!!! i'd like to thank everyone for helping me make it this far!!!!! wooooo!!!!)

[jinzo64]

blood granted you're now hiyori
hatz granted they make you walk forever never to stop again
i wish for zarakis eye patch

[hatz300]

Granted, but it eats your eye

I wish facebook friends were actual friends
(9 left to go!)

[jinzo64]

granted they all come round for tea and cake at the same time

i wish for orihime

[hatz300]

Granted, but she has a corn fetish

I wish i had a cake catapult
(8 left to go!)

[jinzo64]

granted all your cake gets flung far away

i wish for nagato

[hatz300]

Granted, but she hates you

I wish jinzo64 had no arms! Bwahahahaha
(7 left to go!)

[jinzo64]

granted jinzo now types using his new physic powers

i wish hatz lived in sparta

[hatz300]

Granted, he's now muscular and knows how to fight

i wish jinzo lived in Canada
(6 left to go!)

[Neomalysys]

Granted but jinzo learns to type with its feet.
I wish I could see hatz avatar's face.

[jinzo64]

hatz granted canada has now invaded and conquered ameica
neo granted it your face
i wish hatz was my girlfriend

[hatz300]

Granted, i dressed up as a girl to trick you but im a guy and im not gay so i leave you

i wish neo shot the "neo armstrong cyclone jet armstrong cannon" at jinzo
(3 left to go!!!!!)

[Neomalysys]

Granted but it kills us all.
I wish i was alive again.

[hatz300]

Granted, but you're a deer in a hunting range

I wish i was alive again, as a human, with no cannibals in sight
(2 left to go!!!!!!!!!)

[synbad2]

granted but you get caught up in a trap set for someone else

I wish for a cat-girl thats not a trap

[hatz300]

Granted, its a cat that walks and talks like a girl

I wish i was better at setting up traps
(next post!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!)

[synbad2]

granted but you destroy the universe at the same time >.<

I wish for Hatz300 to answer this wish!

[hatz300]

Granted, but there's a different person logged onto this account than the one that owns it

I wish synbad couldn't barrel roll anymore!!!!! DUN DUN DUUUUUUUUNNNNNN!!!!!
(AND THAT! IS THE 100TH POST! DROP CONFETTI, HAVE A PARTY, PLENTY OF DRINKS TO GO AROUND (they're imaginary . . .) BALLOONS! 99 RED BALLOONS! WOO!!!! YES!!!!!! I'M A SENIOR MEMBER!!!!!!)

[mattroks101]

Granted, now he does crate rolls

I wish for a better PC.

[bloodlover1987]

granted but you have no power supply for it

i wish for more king of the hill

[hatz300]

Granted, but they're all re-runs of the same episode

I wish i had a dancing singing potato
(I'M A SENIOR MEMBER!)

[Neomalysys]

Granted but its voice is so high your head explodes.
I wish for a carrot.

[hatz300]

Granted but it ends up in the same place corn always does . . .

I wish for a dollar

[Neomalysys]

Granted but it burst into flames that consume your whole body.
I wish i could see through solid objects that i specifically choose to see through.

[hatz300]

Granted, but you can't see through the air anymore

I wish we combined all of our user names to make the most awesome name ever!

[Neomalysys]

Granted but its translated into ancient egyptian so no one can read it.
I wish i knew ancient egyptian.

[hatz300]

Granted, but you learn this time stream's version of ancient egyptian and i go into the past and change everything

I wish i could shoot fire from my palms!

[Neomalysys]

Granted but you cant controll the fire and burst inot flames.
I wish i was made of fire.

[hatz300]

Granted, but you now have an urge to go swimming

I wish i could live inside the internet as data

[Neomalysys]

Granted but you are forced to live in a shojo-ai porn site.
I wish i ruled japan.

[hatz300]

2 things, one what is shojo-ai, on second thought i don't think i wanna know . . .
2nd Granted, but it was hit by a tsunami and an earthquake at the same time leaving you to pay for reconstruction ALL of it

I wish i ruled the universe!

[Neomalysys]

Granted but it implodes.
I wish the universe was unimploded.

[hatz300]

Granted, but i now rule it again

I wish Neo couldn't make the universe implode again

[Neomalysys]

Granted I make it explode.
I wish something.

[Lionforce1337]

Granted, but it turns into nothing.

I wish I was an only child.

[hatz300]

Granted, but you constantly walk in on your parents trying to make more

I wish i had a pet lion

[Neomalysys]

Granted you have no family.
I wish i was an immortal swordsman.

[hatz300]

Granted, but people keep trying to kill you to see if they can

I wish neo realized he skipped my wish

[Neomalysys]

Granted it but the internets explode.
I wish post would auto load.

[hatz300]

Granted, but you lost your computer in a freak accident with bloodlover and a neo armstrong cyclone jet armstrong cannon . . .

I wish i had a supercomputer that never lagged

[Neomalysys]

Granted but its skynet.
I wish i was a t2000.

[hatz300]

Granted, you're a stand for a guy named Tom who uses you to sit on . . .
http://www.google.com/products/catalog?q=t2000&oe=utf-8&rls=org.mozilla:en-US:official&client=firefox-a&um=1&ie=UTF-8&tbm=shop&cid=15725513070720946262&sa=X&ei=5GoBTvq2FMKJhQeyzdW_DQ&ved=0CGUQ8gIwBw
(i know its not for a guy named tom, not that dumb)

I wish my number of posts was multiplied by ten!

[Lionforce1337]

Granted, but its all spam.

I wish that 11 was pronounced onety one.

[hatz300]

Granted but people get it mixed up with twenty one all the time and change twenty one to one plus onety one making math equations alot harder

I wish i had an unbreakable self recharging boombox that would play whatever song i wanted it to whenever

[Neomalysys]

Granted but you go deaf.
I wish i was superman.

[hatz300]

Granted you're a man that has super tattooed across his chest

I wish I could turn invisible at will

[Neomalysys]

Granted but you can't turn visible at will.
I wish i could see through hot girls clothes.

[hatz300]

Granted, you can see through the clothes of women that are on fire

I wish more people joined corrupt a wish

[jinzo64]

granted now everyone is corrupt

i wish for tengen muyo

[Neomalysys]

Granted but no one knows what you want so you get nothing.
I wish jinzo could spell better.

[hatz300]

Granted, but now jinzo's spelling abilities intimidate everyone

I wish i could control the weather

[synbad2]

granted but you are constantly struck by lightning

I wish for chocolate covered pickels

[hatz300]

Granted, but its not exactly chocolate, its "chocolate"

I wish i had a ninja cat

[Neomalysys]

Granted but it dont like you.
I wish for mew 2.

[synbad2]

granted but mewtwo kills you and the entire human race because Ash wasn't there to stop it

I wish for a maelstrom

[hatz300]

Granted but you're the only one stuck inside of it

I wish my ninja cat didn't hate me :(

[synbad2]

granted but now it now it hates everyone, causing you all sorts of trouble

I wish for a Imperial Stardestoyer of my very own!

[synbad2]

whoops wrong area

[hatz300]

Granted, but its really a transformer so when you get in everything shifts around and crushes you

I wish I could do barrel rolls

[Azure_Xeq]

Granted but you don't understand the controls.

I wish I remembered what I was looking for in here.

Edit: Damn hatz, we posted at the same time.

[Azure_Xeq]

Granted, but its really a transformer so when you get in everything shifts around and crushes you

I wish I could do barrel rolls

Granted, but it is now a useless skill.

I wish I didn't post at the same time as others.

[hatz300]

(Bwahahahaha, you fell into my trap Azure . . . )
Granted, you stop posting

I wish Azure was AMEWSED

[Neomalysys]

Granted but hes now mew 2 and he kills you.
I wish i was mew 2.

[hatz300]

Granted but then i subtract 2 so you're now mew 0 which is a new breed of pokemon, so professor oak dissects you

I wish i had the cat in neo's avatar picture

[Neomalysys]

Granted but it dont like you.
I wish i was on fire.

[Lionforce1337]

granted, you die.

I wish I had an epic wish.

[hatz300]

Granted, you HAD one, but i stole it from you

I wish the next wish contains the letter a

[talkanor]

granted, you die.

I wish I had an epic wish.

granted but now epic means that its awfully bad

i wish that i could get some vacation

[hatz300]

and talkanor falls into the double post trap!!!! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!
Granted, you get an all expense paid trip to Africa!

I wish the next wish contained the letter a in it

[Lionforce1337]

Edit: GAAAAAAHHH! 0.o Screw it, I'm too lazy to corrupt another one to fix my mistake. Not tooo lazy to point it out.

Granted, but you get sick and waste all your vacation time.

I wish I could get to sleep.

[hatz300]

AND LIONFORCE FALLS FOR THE DOUBLE POST TOO!!!!!! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!
Granted, you're dead, sleep for all eternity

I wish the next wish contained the letter a in it
(even though this is the third time i had to make this wish . . .)

[Lionforce1337]

Granted, but it comes at a horrible cost.

I wish aaaa a aaa aaa a a aaaaa!

[hatz300]

Granted, you're screaming while falling to your death AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!

I wish for the next wish to contain bloodlover1987 in it

[bloodlover1987]

granted i rape you...

i wish for a a coca cola

[hatz300]

Granted, but it's poisoned

I wish blood had no penis to rape with

[bloodlover1987]

granted but i buy a strap on that is twice as big

i wish for the triforce

[Neomalysys]

Granted but then Ganon butt rapes you.
I wish i was cool.

[Azure_Xeq]

Granted, but then you fall for the double post trap and feel like an idiot too.

I wish I had post trapping magic.

[synbad2]

granted but you only trap your self

I wish for a new word, complete with definition and used in a believable sentence!

[Guthix]

black dragon ,check urban dictionary 3rd chapter mother****er.
i wish someone posted a wish after me.

[Distict5-9]

Granted. The following sentence is now a statement.
I will be able to finally make a decent AMV...

[Neomalysys]

That gets instantly deleted.
I wish i was a cat girl.

[Anonymous_Shade]

granted, but you are transported to a dog kennel

I wish that there were better movies

[Neomalysys]

Granted but you go blind.
I wish ...

[gaara129]

Granted you get to die alone
I wist to be a super saiyan

[bloodlover1987]

granted but you cant control your power and blow up


i wish i had dragon wings

[gaara129]

Granted but you cant fly

I wish i was a soul reaper

[Neomalysys]

Granted but you become a hollow and Ichigo kills you.
I wish i was a turtle.

[hatz300]

Granted, but blood rapes, then eats you

I wish they continued Firefly

[gaara129]

Granted but by only episode

I wish i was kenpachi

[Neomalysys]

Granted but Ichicgo kills you then steals your zanpakto.
I wish cat.

[Lionforce1337]

Granted, but dog.

I wish for a sentient airplane, that obeyed my every command.

[hatz300]

Granted, but its a toy

I wish lions would obey my thoughts

[Neomalysys]

Granted, but their cubs.
I wish i could ride falcor.

[gaara129]

Granted but he bald
I wish i was immortal

[Neomalysys]

Granted but your sucked into a black hole.
I wish i was flying.

[gaara129]

Granted but then you woke up^^
i wish i was a zombie slaying katana

[Neomalysys]

Granted but your owner dies before he can use you.
I wish i was a robot.

[gaara129]

Granted but you get hit with a water balloon and short circuit

I wish to be one of kenpachis bells in his hair

[Neomalysys]

Granted but you get cut off.
I wish i was a rock in the ocean.

[Kaiju]

Granted...you are a rock, you cannot move, speak, breathe, eat, or even be able to see, hear, taste or SMELL anything.

I wish... to be in SPAAAAACCCEEE!!!

[Azure_Xeq]

Granted but you die because you are not a personality core.

I wish I was immune to neuro-toxin.

[hatz300]

Granted, but your killer decides to just shoot you

I wish i could talk to monkeys

[Distict5-9]

Granted. You figure out that all mankeys are actually saying is "Hey!"

I wish for... FIREWORKS!

[bloodlover1987]

granted they blow up in your face...


i wish for a contradiction

[jinzo64]

granted the wish is ungranted

i wish for chinese food

[bloodlover1987]

granted you get a meal made out of an old chinese guy..

i wish for a pizza

[jinzo64]

granted but it's shaped like pacman and tries to eat you.

i wish i was a famous game designer

[bloodlover1987]

granted but the video game industry crashes


i wish for the pizza not to eat me 8D

[jinzo64]

granted it's stabs you with the pizza box.

i wish for a good night out

[bloodlover1987]

granted but you get mugged the next morning


i wish to be a shark >8D

[jinzo64]

granted your now halibel

i wish to be hitsugaya

[bloodlover1987]

sweet *gropes self :3*


granted but you are stuck in your gigai


i wish for awesome boobs :3

[jinzo64]

granted your now yachiru

i wish to be nel

[bloodlover1987]

granted you are in her kid form

i wish for a pen

[Neomalysys]

Granted its stabbed forcefully in your left eye.
I wish i had an eye patch.

[bloodlover1987]

granted but i steal it to use for my left eye


i wish could find my old snes

[Lionforce1337]

granted, but the only game you can find for it is Castlevania 2.

I wish that days had more hours in them.

[synbad2]

granted the day is now 24 hours, 1 second

I wish for a Cat-Sword

[bloodlover1987]

granted you get a cat taped to a sword

i wish for a ship

[synbad2]

granted but its at the bottom of the sea

I wish for a barrel flip

[hatz300]

Granted, but you're not the one performing it

I wish for a massive laser cannon
(and i really wish i could have answered lion's cause persona 3's dark hour i perfect for it . . .)

[synbad2]

granted but when you try to fires it, it targets you instead and blasts you to a thousand pieces

i wish for a new video game consel

[bloodlover1987]

granted you get a cd-i


i wish for a cd-i 8D

[hatz300]

granted, i throw a cd into your eye

I wish i could grow limbs at will, and retract them at will too

[bloodlover1987]

granted they are baby legs



i wish for all the bleach manga

[Shibbidah]

Granted, but they are soggy and smell of something purple.

I wish I didn't need sleep

[hatz300]

Granted, you now run on batteries and you have a bad memory so you always forget to buy new ones . . .

I wish i had a cat that turned into a sword

[Neomalysys]

Granted but it runs away from you.
I wish i had the daikatana.

[Kaiju]

Granted it breaks


I wish I could fall asleep

[Neomalysys]

Granted your now Sleeping Beauty.
I wish i was a dragon.

[gaara129]

Granted you catch a random arrow to neck and die
i wish i was rangikus kimono

[bloodlover1987]

granted but you get messed up in a battle and she throws you away


i wish i had a time machine

[hatz300]

Granted, but you can only travel to the stone age and you can't travel forwards in time

I wish i had the greatest battle cry ever

[thedarkmessenger]

granted, but you never get into a battle and thus, it serves you no purpose.

I wish I had the greatest car ever.

[bloodlover1987]

granted but it has no tires or gas tank

i wish for a kick ass hat

[thedarkmessenger]

granted, but you can only wear it when no one is looking, not even you.

I wish, I wish for a fish! 8D

[hatz300]

granted, its fishfreeek . . . and he doesn't want you to pleasure yourself with him

I wish for a corn cannon!

[thedarkmessenger]

granted, but it doesn't actually shoot corn...>8D

I wish for a rain machine.

[hatz300]

granted, its chocolate rain . . . except its not chocolate . . . >8D 2 can play that game

I wish there was no darkness

[thedarkmessenger]

granted, but there is also no light. (I wonder what that would even look like?)

I wish for cookies

[hatz300]

nothing, we wouldn't be able to discern anything form anything else
Granted, but they're blood flavored

I wish for talking potatoes that commit suicide

[thedarkmessenger]

granted, but they kill you before killing themselves.

I wish my cat could talk.

[hatz300]

Granted, but it speaks in profanities

I wish my cat could talk, but didn't know any profanities

[thedarkmessenger]

granted, but it only talks about random crap that you don't care about and don't want to hear.

I wish I had a dog that would get along with my cat.

[hatz300]

Granted, it gets along with your cat as a clever ruse so you leave them home alone for the weekend, then he makes his move and rapes your cat, then eats it

I wish that granting wasn't as brutal as i made it

[Neomalysys]

Granted its even more brutal.
I wish i was a chainsaw.

[Lionforce1337]

granted, but you belong to a lumberjack who likes to cut his pancakes with you.

I wish that everything was stored as data.

[Neomalysys]

Granted but it all gets deleted.
I wish for anime.

[Distict5-9]

Granted. Enjoy your next 50 Bleach fillers...
I wish for... POWER!

[Karbunos]

Granted... You are now 1,000,000 times more powerful than a butterfly.

I wish for chocolate chip cookies.

[jinzo64]

granted but the chocolate chips are hard as diamonds.

i wish for a cup of sugar

[bloodlover1987]

granted but its full of ants

i wish we had a white castle down here

[Neomalysys]

Granted you have a white castle in your pants.
I wish i had a whopper.

[Lionforce1337]

Granted, but a spelling error turns it into a Wooper.

I wish for rain.

[bloodlover1987]

granted it floods your house

i wish for more anime channels

[dakotasapphire]

granted it floods your house

i wish for more anime channels

Granted, except they are using your house as the production studio.

I wish people looked more like anime characters.

[Lionforce1337]

granted, everyone now looks like Naruto.

I wish that acidic bear saliva replaced snow.

[dakotasapphire]

granted, everyone now looks like Naruto.

I wish that acidic bear saliva replaced snow.

I love naruto! cool!

Granted, but you stepped in it and know your really sick.

I wish all the stupid politics would start being smart.

[BleachBebopAlchemist]

Granted , but they all died.
I wish that Xela decided to have a party at his house and invited us all.

[bloodlover1987]

granted but we have no way of getting there D:


i wish for a cup of tea

[BleachBebopAlchemist]

Granted but we all jump in and roll to Xela's house.
I wish for a fish.

[bloodlover1987]

granted you get a blow fish


i wish for a real pokeball

[BleachBebopAlchemist]

Granted but it has Magikarp in it.
I wish for a life.

[bloodlover1987]

granted you get a green mushroom 8D

i wish for the contra code in real life

[BleachBebopAlchemist]

Granted but it makes life crash.
I wish that this would download faster.

[Neomalysys]

granted but it melts your hard drive.
I wish i had lains computer.

[synbad2]

granted but it is busted

I wish i was in the Yukari-Mobile and Yukari was driving

[Neomalysys]

Granted she drives over a cliff and you both die.
I wish i had Christine.

[synbad2]

Granted she drives over a cliff and you both die.


ahhh that would have happened anyway, so you DIDN'T corrupt it...

[Neomalysys]

ahhh that would have happened anyway, so you DIDN'T corrupt it...

ok you don't die you get attacked by a tentacle monster.

[jinzo64]

granted but christine is a 10 foot tall **** bear

i wish for cold tea

[Neomalysys]

granted but its so cold it freezes your mouth shut.
I wish i had tacos.

[jinzo64]

granted but there made of chalk

i wish for yachiru and yotsuba as daughters

[hatz300]

Granted but yotsuba thinks that a real gun is a water gun and shoots everyone with it

I wish i had my real driver's license instead of the temporary one

[jinzo64]

granted you cause the worst road accident in the history of ever and kill about 20,000 people

i wish i didn't have to go to work

[Neomalysys]

Granted you go to hell were you are forced to replay your job 24hrs strait.
I wish I was rich.

[hatz300]

Granted, but your money comles alive and consumes you

I wish i could create anything out of dimes

[jinzo64]

granted you can now exchange your dims at the local shop for sweeties

i wish for better bleach filler

[hatz300]

Granted, but it overtakes the original storyline

I wish i owned a monkey

[jinzo64]

granted but it's smarter than you and you become it's pet.

i wish for more bleach manga releases in the u.k

[Neomalysys]

granted but there in french.
I wish i ruled the moon.

[hatz300]

Granted, but you die due to lack of oxygen

I wish there was only one language

[bloodlover1987]

granted we all talk likes the sims XD

i wish for a mini ika *8D

[hatz300]

Granted, but she vomits too much ink and dies

i wish i had a mini-robo that would cater to my every whim

[Lionforce1337]

Granted, but it's lazy and doesn't feel like ever working.

I wish that I could pilot an EVA.

[Fishfreeek]

granted, you can pilot one but they dont exist so kinda pointless being able to
I wish for a cup of tea

[KlausJuergen]

Granted, unfortunately it was previously the 1 cup that 2 girls played with.
I wish for a better gaming PC.

[hatz300]

granted, this new one has an extra .0000001 kb of space

I wish i had an amazing sword that everyone was jealous of but not enough for them to want to kill me

[gaara129]

GRANTED BUT YOU SWORD WAS MADE WITH A MIND OF IT OWN AND KILLS YOU
i wish i could feel no pain

[Anonymous_Shade]

granted, but you're dead. . .

I wish for rain.

[hatz300]

Granted, but its raining men, and they're all gay for you (unless you're actually a girl, then everyone else wins but you)

I wish i had a monkey tail

[Anonymous_Shade]

granted but you lose it just like Vegeta. . .

I wish that I get a good rating on one of my AMV mini clips. . .

[hatz300]

Granted, you get a good rating on one clip but everyone gets jealous, conspiracy, boom, end of your life

I wish for giant mutant socks to take over the world

[gaara129]

granted but you die from radiation
i wish for this thread to last longer

[hatz300]

Granted, it now one post longer

I wish everyone spoke/typed with perfect grammar

[jinzo64]

granted but now you can' spell or write with perfect grammar

i wish not to get travel sick when playing games in the car

[hatz300]

Granted, but now you never travel, car or otherwise

I wish i was the greatest wish corrupter ever!

[Neomalysys]

Granted but you spontaneously combusted.
I wish I was a lesbian.

[thedarkmessenger]

Granted, but you live in a place where christians can legally kill you.

I wish I knew why Earthbound is so popular.

[Neomalysys]

Granted but you still don't understand why people like Earthbound.
I wish I were a girl.

[thedarkmessenger]

granted, but on the condition that you have sex with me after you turn into a girl >8D

I wish I had a girlfriend :|

[Neomalysys]

Granted but she castrates you.
I wish I had a harem.

[thedarkmessenger]

granted, but they all burn you.

I wish I knew what "castrate" means :O

[Neomalysys]

Granted it means you are a eunuch, also **** bear rapes you.
I wish I was a girl who becomes a boy who becomes a girl who becomes a car.

[thedarkmessenger]

granted, but you don't run on gas....>8D

I wish I knew what a eunuch is :O