[mattroks101]

Granted, but you mess up all the time periods.

I wish I was good at airsoft

[Fishfreeek]

(that sounds fun to me XD)
granted but noone will play with you anymore

I wish i knew the name and address of anyone I hear the voice of

[Chillpalazzo]

Granted but you are now deaf

I wish for a perfect girlfriend

[mattroks101]

Granted, but it's actually a sweet transvestite from transexual Transylvania.

I wish a ha A girlfriend

[xIsamuTM]

Granted, whoever "a ha" is now has a girlfriend.

I wish my tummy didn't hurt.

[Kira2521]

Granted, the rest of your body hurts to distract you from it.

I wish I could understand the ending to Gundam 00 A Wakening of the Trailblazer

[Chillpalazzo]

Granted, but you realize that it sucked really bad and you wasted a wish.

I wish my perfect girlfriend was no longer a tranny

[mattroks101]

Granted, Now it's just a gay man. (who dresses like a man)

I wish for the magic stick.

[Chillpalazzo]

Granted but it's magic power makes your corruption of wishes no longer work, and now I have a girlfriend

I wish that you would not mess with the previous statement.

[mattroks101]

Sorry but corrupting my magic stick has made it no longer able to grant wishes

I can't wish for a pony

[Kaiju]

^Lol sucks to be you

I wish to be God!

[pleant]

Granted you are now the god of nothingness and ergo have no powers at all and look like **** :)

I wish i was taller.

[Kaiju]

Granted. Your soul is now bound to a metal suit of armor, and your older brother is short as you were.

I wish for my own AWESOME theme song.

[jinzo64]

granted but to awsome for anyone to listen to

i wish to be 3 foot 8 inches tall with pink hair,purple eyes and female

[thedarkmessenger]

Granted. Now I have someone to rape >8D

I wish for a wish.

[flamingbambi]

Granted, but you wasted it on that.

I wish I had a job which involved getting paid to do whatever the hell I wanted....*sigh*

[thedarkmessenger]

Granted, but then you somehow get fired.

I wish I could get that job I applied for.

[jinzo64]

granted but your to good at it so they sack you.

i wish for the goose that laid the golden egg

[Fishfreeek]

greanted but it dies before laying one..
I wish for happiness

[pleant]

Granted But you will be tortured for the rest of your life loving it.

I wish for the power to turn invisible.

[Distict5-9]

Granted, now you're simply being ignored by every single person you meet

I wish to have this wish corrupted in an absurdly stupid way...

[Chillpalazzo]

Granted but it's too absurd for words

I wish I had morgan freeman's voice

[jinzo64]

granted but your mouth is sown shut

i wish everyone liked k-on and lucky star

[thedarkmessenger]

granted, but they all hate Azumanga D:

I wish everyone liked Azumanga

[Backmask]

Granted, but everyone hates K-On and Lucky Star

I wish two plus two equaled six.

[mattroks101]

Granted, but now all other numbers are messed up and mathematicians everywhere rise up as one to kill you.

I wish for a cheeseburger

[synbad2]

granted but it is over 100 years old

I wish to climb Mt. Fuji

[thedarkmessenger]

granted, but you fall off just before reaching the top and die.

I wish to never die.

[synbad2]

Granted but all anime is banned and anyone who even tries watching it is thrown in jail for life (not 25 years, but until the day you die)

I wish for a Firey foxy girlfriend that is NOT a trap

[mattroks101]

Granted, but she's hit by a train and dies.

I wish I knew more anime

[Kaiju]

Granted. You go mad from the revelation.

I Wish for a Wish to be uncorrupted. ;D

[Soichiro]

Granted. synbad's non-trap girlfriend is resurrected. However, you (Kaiju) remain a virgin for the rest of your life.

I wish for more cowbell.

[xIsamuTM]

granted. You are crushed by a 23 ton bell.

I wish I could bang a hot trap girlfriend at it not be a felony.

[Guthix]

granted ,but you couldnt get hard.

i wish i was the moon!

[Shuiia]

Granted but you are Titan

I wish that we could "live" anime

[domo18]

Granted, we are now in high school of the dead and you are the first to die

I wish I had my very own gundam

[Shibbidah]

Granted, here it is:

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_tLESWCj7nLE/R_lWp18Tz7I/AAAAAAAAAYU/4RJ4Hat3WaU/s400/gundam2.jpg
enjoy

I wish I had my own house

[Shuiia]

Granted but it is made of pritt stick and strings

I wish we had another decent world war

[mattroks101]

Granted, but your not alive to see it.

I wish cake wasn't a lie.

[Shuiia]

Granted but it contains
1 (18.25 oz) package chocolate cake mix
1 can prepared coconut frosting
3/4 cups vegetable oil
4 large eggs
1 cup semi-sweet chocolate chips
3/4 cup butter or margarine, softened
2/3 cups granulated sugar
3 large eggs
1 teaspoon vanilla extract
2 cups all purpose flour
2/3 cups cocoa
1/4 teaspoon baking soda
1 teaspoon salt
1/4 teaspoon baking powder
1/3 cups water
1 to 2 (6 oz each) vanilla frosting
fish shaped crackers
fish shaped candies
fish shaped dirt
fish shaped solid waste
fish shaped ethyl benzene
pull and peel licorice
fish shaped volatile organic compounds
sediment shaped sediment
a 20-foot thick impermeable clay layer

I wish I could travel anywhere

[mattroks101]

Granted, but there's no longer any place worth going.

I wish I had the power of heart.

[Guthix]

granted,a group of teens start to folow cuz they need you to help them summon captain planet.you will be naged to save the world from trash for the rest of your life.

i wish for a spoon!

[Shuiia]

Granted but it is made of Sodium and explodes when you tried to eat soup with it.

I wish for a lightsaber

[mattroks101]

Granted, but Darth Maul kills you before you can use it.

I wish the internet was free of trolls.

[BleachBebopAlchemist]

Granted.
It was rid of them for .223687465723658289628 milliseconds.

I wish for........

[synbad2]

granted but only comma's (,) appear

I wish to be able to pee candy

[SleeplessPanda]

granted but only comma's (,) appear

I wish to be able to pee candy

Granted, but 99% of the time it's over-sized jawbreakers. You thought passing a kidney stone was bad? Mwahahaha'.

I wish mechanical pencils didn't exist.

[synbad2]

granted but they are replaced by organic pencils

I wish to be able to divide by zero

[Shibbidah]

Granted, but you...wait...what...NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!1!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!

I wish I had a pet tarantula

[synbad2]

granted but it is as big as a car and wraps you up to eat you.

I wish for a black hole

[Shuiia]

granted but it emits pink light...wait -_-"

I wish I had Arael as a pet

[Guthix]

granted ,but you become alergic to fish
i wish my previous wish was not corrupted forever

[Azure_Xeq]

granted, but now you have a spoon too long to be brought to your face.

I wish /b/ was porn free.

[Shuiia]

granted ,but you become alergic to fish
i wish my previous wish was not corrupted forever

I meant Arael as in the Angel Arael XD http://www.google.nl/imgres?imgurl=http://i207.photobucket.com/albums/bb70/Shinseiki90/Arael.jpg&imgrefurl=http://forums.mtgsalvation.com/showthread.php%3Ft%3D93474%26page%3D1196&usg=__Hb__b4Qg-V1wQpaxTHtWvkDRhnI=&h=480&w=704&sz=27&hl=nl&start=0&zoom=1&tbnid=rGu3pppiimUKyM:&tbnh=156&tbnw=220&ei=JxhYTZ3rF4GXOrf_7YIF&prev=/images%3Fq%3Darael%26hl%3Dnl%26biw%3D1276%26bih%3D 635%26gbv%3D2%26tbs%3Disch:1&itbs=1&iact=rc&dur=443&oei=JxhYTZ3rF4GXOrf_7YIF&page=1&ndsp=16&ved=1t:429,r:0,s:0&tx=187&ty=43

granted but it is instead full of newfags

I wish music nowadays was a bit less generic

[SilentShadow]

Granted, but your ears are inexplicably removed with an icecream scoop.

I wish the next post wouldn't contain the words "granted" or "but".

[Shuiia]

your wish has come true, however they are granted at the last bit but it doesn't matter anyway.

I wish people were truly free

[XelaisPWN]

Granted. Someone shoots you in the face because they're free to do so.

I wish this wasn't happening. http://bit.ly/hx6ZP7

[synbad2]

granted but now they are on X-box

I wish for the world to be made of Lego

[Fishfreeek]

granted but that includes people and now that you are made of plastic you are basiclly dead..
I wish for more time

[jinzo64]

granted but you waste eating cookies

i wish to be good at drawing manga

[Fishfreeek]

granted but noone likes the storys
I wish for more free games on steam

[jinzo64]

granted but there all about steam.

i wish for better comidiens

[Fishfreeek]

granted but none of them speak english
I wish I was payed more at work

[jinzo64]

granted but you get no holidays.

i wish i had a date for valentines day

[Fishfreeek]

granted but they are smelly and fat
I wish it rained candy

[jinzo64]

granted but it hurts like being raped with a rake.

i wish to be awsome

[Fishfreeek]

granted, you are awesome in the eyes of dogs
I wish I could regrow any part of my body if it was ripped off

[jinzo64]

granted but they come back as female parts.

i wish to be a goldfish

[Fishfreeek]

^ sounds fun XD
granted but you are out of water
I wish for taster cookies

[jinzo64]

granted but they cost a million dollars for 5

i wish to be famous

[Fishfreeek]

granted but you are famous for being poor
I wish my dreams can turn into reality

[jinzo64]

granted but your nightmares also come true

i wish we were mates off line.

[Fishfreeek]

granted if you know how to get anywere near where I live ^^
I wish I could type faster

[jinzo64]

granted but you destroy your keyboard

i wish i knew where you live

[Fishfreeek]

surrey, if you know how to get anywere there I can meet up with you XD
I wish my keyboard was fixed

[jinzo64]

granted but you only have the l,o,m and g keys to work with

i wish surrey was closer to barrow.

[Fishfreeek]

granted you are now my neighbor XD
I wish for a new laptop cause mines a year old now

[jinzo64]

granted but it's to hot to put on your lap

i wish pokemon were real

[Fishfreeek]

zomg, I so grant that, that would be awesome XD
I wish I had wings

[jinzo64]

granted but you fly to close to the sun and burn

i wish to smarter than cheese on a cracker

[Fishfreeek]

granted but it's blue cheese
I wish I ruled over a civilization

[jinzo64]

granted all hail the fishfreeek

i wish i didn't have work to night.

[Fishfreeek]

granted but you have to get up at 6 tomorrow for your morning job (like me)
I wish there was more apple pie in the world

[jinzo64]

granted but theres now no cream or custard.

i wish to have fun at work.

p.s i'm off to work see you later.

[Fishfreeek]

granted but youll feel terrable when you finish
I wish someone on this forum would play magicka with me!!

(byee~)

[BleachBebopAlchemist]

Granted but they are all terrible at it.
I wish for more people to join this forum.

[Fishfreeek]

granted but then this forum becomes crap
I wish some of the older members of this forum would start posting again

[BleachBebopAlchemist]

Granted but they talk like they are from the Middle Ages.
I wish for a wish that was a wish and that that wish was uncorruptable.

[Guthix]

granted,the wish is uncorruptable but its not what you wanted
i wish i could blow up the universe

[bloodlover1987]

Granted, But the explosion causes another universe to form just like this one

I wish my xbox would start working 100 percent again

[BleachBebopAlchemist]

Granted but it works for only 30seconds.
I wish that Wesker didn't die in RE5.

[Fishfreeek]

granted, he dies before they make that game so he isnt in it at all
I wish my hair would stop growing

[Guthix]

granted,but you become bald
i wish i was the grim reaper!

[pleant]

Granted. But you can only reap ugly girls.
I wish for a polar bear that fits in ma pocket.

[jinzo64]

granted your but it digs in to your leg

[Shibbidah]

Granted but...wait...there's no wish there...what do I...*Shibbidah's head explodes

I wish my head wasn't blow'd up...

[Fishfreeek]

granted, I put it back together upside down
I wish people wouldnt judge a book by its cover

[mattroks101]

Granted, now they just won't look at the books at all anymore.

I wish Zarrax would look at my AMV.

[Distict5-9]

Granted. Unfortunately, it's yet another Evangelion/Family guy clip and is, thus, quickly rejected

I wish for an flv converter for my mac...

[jinzo64]

granted but your mac turns in to an i pad

i wish i hadn't forgot to post a wish on post 995

[mattroks101]

Granted, but no one cares anyway.

I wish that I could make a worthwhile AMV.

[Corpsey]

Granted, no one watches it, ever.
I wish for another glass of water.

[XelaisPWN]

Granted. I peed in it. :3

I wish my left ear was working properly x_X

[jinzo64]

granted but your right ear runs of with your right eye

i wish i didn't have to sleep

[Fishfreeek]

granted but you will never be able concentrate on anything ever again
I wish for more payed holidays

[Shuiia]

Granted but no work gets done in that time and the whole world comes to a grinding halt.

I wish I could be in these kinds of fields http://www.google.nl/imgres?imgurl=http://desuka.files.wordpress.com/2010/04/flower-desktop1920x1200.jpg&imgrefurl=http://desuka.wordpress.com/2010/04/15/completed-games-flow-ps3/&usg=__-ltScsxWFARpn5oKhGFAk2NCcwQ=&h=1200&w=1920&sz=1012&hl=nl&start=0&zoom=1&tbnid=JSeFwn5H-polOM:&tbnh=111&tbnw=177&ei=5ONbTazaEMyaOrvQkKkL&prev=/images%3Fq%3DFlower%2BPS3%26hl%3Dnl%26biw%3D1360%2 6bih%3D614%26gbv%3D2%26tbs%3Disch:1&itbs=1&iact=rc&dur=1213&oei=5ONbTazaEMyaOrvQkKkL&page=1&ndsp=18&ved=1t:429,r:5,s:0&tx=75&ty=47
with my gf forever

[Guthix]

granted,but you cant leave them and survive by eating grass and rainwater
i wish boredom didnt egzist.

[Fishfreeek]

granted, boredom doesnt egzist but it does exist though..
I wish for patches

[Guthix]

granted, but they all suck
i wish corruption didnt egzist

[synbad2]

granted but no there is no world government, plunging the world in to an endless pit of dispair and poverty... also now the is also no more anime because the voice actors that did the voices are all gone.

I wish for a donut

[Kaiju]

Granted It's laced with Rat Poison

I wish for this wish to NOT be corrupted/

[synbad2]

granted but now you're corrupted

I wish for Poison

[XelaisPWN]

Granted. Here ya go- http://youtu.be/j2r2nDhTzO4

I wish for this to not be pneumonia D:

[synbad2]

granted its Black death

I wish for CATGIRLS!!!!!

[mattroks101]

Granted, they claw you to death and look like this (http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_anQnlU5D4sM/R5oXdXkF-7I/AAAAAAAABaY/zsp49axeJDM/s400/worlds-ugliest-cat.jpg).

I wish for another candy bar and some coca cola.

[synbad2]

granted but it is a laxitive chocolate bar, and there is no bathroom in sight

I wish for brains...

[mattroks101]

Granted, but you don't have a skull to put them in.

I wish for a life.

[Guthix]

granted,you work in a coal mine for minimum wage with a druged wife and 30 screaming ill chilldren.
i wish for good looking cat girls who look good and nothing bad happens to me or them!

[Fishfreeek]

granted but they come from a nearby graveyard cause theve been dead for a few days
I wish the whole world was covered in rainforest

[jinzo64]

granted but now theres no internet

i wish i was good at fighting games

[synbad2]

granted but now you suck at real life

I wish be able to rock out like this guy
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f3u1QlKUAHI:eek:

[jinzo64]

granted but you can never stop

i wish to be eternal

[Guthix]

granted,after 2012 the world ends and you left all alone to play with rocks or all eternity
i wish i could create something decent with mmd

[jinzo64]

granted but it stole as soon as it's finished


i wish for the best cookie ever

[Fishfreeek]

granted but it weighs 9001kg and spawns above your head
I wish for a new bowl to eat(?) my soup in

[synbad2]

granted but it is this big
http://www.artisticrealism.com/paintings/grapes-small-bowl-realistic-oil-painting.jpg

I wish for a snow blower

[acutekat]

granted you move to arizona.

I wish for a cat.

[synbad2]

granted but it is killed and stuffed for a display

I wish for cake that IS NOT a lie

[acutekat]

Granted, its a plastic one

I wish I had something better to say

[synbad2]

granted but know you cant speak anything else

I wish for Evileel to be wrong all the time

[acutekat]

Granted, nothing changes

I wish FOR IMAGINATION!!!!!

[Guthix]

granted,you live the rest of you life in your happy place without comunicating to the outside
i wish i would start my dam amv already

[mattroks101]

Granted, you start it but never finish it.

I wish I wasn't so hungry at the moment.

[Guthix]

granted you die from eating too much hamburgers [heart atack]
i wish i finished my AMV

[mattroks101]

Granted, but no one ever watches it or cares. Because it sucks. Like mine.

I wish I was alive again.

[Guthix]

granted ,but you will die again anyway
i wish for ...

[jinzo64]

granted but the ... grow in to ??? and leave home

i wish to finish drakes fortune on brutal difficulty

[synbad2]

granted but you lose all saved data making you start all over again

I wish for a Geass Code like C.C.'s (immortality)

[jinzo64]

granted but you become lonely as all your friends and familydie around you.

i wish i was the wizard of oz

[synbad2]

granted, now your an old lecherous man who talks in riddles

I wish to be this good at guitar Hero 3
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aMKcS6Gfeak

[jinzo64]

granted but you never go out or do anything else ever again

i wish i had the power of alchemy

[Guthix]

granted you loose your arm,leg and brother [if you have one]
i want pie

[Distict5-9]

Granted. It's pie flavored.

I wish for... a SPORK!

[Guthix]

granted,you get it along with some red water mwuahahahahahha
i wish the next person would NOT post here

[Distict5-9]

Granted...Oh shi-

I wish for someone to actually post after this (try corrupting that!)

[thedarkmessenger]

granted, but it's me >8D

I wish for moneyz

[Bakagami]

Granted. But moneyz is not an accepted unit of currency.
I wish for love and peace~

[Guthix]

granted,averyone has it exept you
i wish that the guy who wishes after me creates a uncoruptable wish

[Barty64]

Granted, but everyone dies before the result

I wish Chuck Norris would roundhouse kick everyone in the world

[jinzo64]

granted but he starts with then himself

i wish for marvel vs dc game

[Barty64]

Granted, but in it's creation a mistake happens and it became Disney Vs Yu-Gi-Oh!

I wish for the reply to be corrupted

[jinzo64]

.................................................. .................................................. ...........

i wish to be a star

[Barty64]

Granted, but but its going nova

I wish everyone worshipped me

[jinzo64]

granted you turn in to a god and are killed by kratos

i wish for a bleach vs dbz vs naruto game using the budokai tenkaienchi 2 engine

[Barty64]

Granted, but it does it badly

i wish I was awesome at MVC3

[jinzo64]

granted you turn into jamie

i wish to be able to transform in to doomsday

[Barty64]

Granted, but you're the doomsday from smallville

I wish I wasn't Jamie anymore

[jinzo64]

granted your now john fused with lee and kez

[Barty64]

Granted you get nothing

I wish PSN was back up

[Guthix]

granted but you get your personal info scaned
i wish post wars were over so there wouldnt be so many friken game threads

[XelaisPWN]

Granted. Now there's nothing but pony threads.

I wish Guthix would shut the hell up

[jinzo64]

granted but now the only person he can text is you

i wish ocarina of time 3d was already out

[bloodlover1987]

granted but it stays sold out and you cant get a copy


i wish they would reboot trigun and follow the manga more

[synbad2]

granted but it now sucks worse than Dragon Ball: Evolution

I wish for a lolipop

[talkanor]

granted but the lollipop tastes like earwax

i wish that i could get a rape face like proffesor stein

[flamingbambi]

Granted, but you are unable to communicate with anyone due to your terrifying face.

I wish I had a dragon.

[talkanor]

granted but the dragon grills you

i wish for the skies to rain candy

[flamingbambi]

Granted, but I steal it all before you can get any >8D

I wish I could move out and get my own place.

[talkanor]

granted but the dragon from before burns your place to the ground

i wish for jedi ponies

[bloodlover1987]

granted but they destroy your home planet


i wish i could be a kid again for a day

[talkanor]

granted but you will be bullied the whole day

i wish for eternal youth

[bloodlover1987]

granted but you are 2 years old

i wish for a 3ds woo

[talkanor]

granted but its broken

i wish i was in gensoyoko

[synbad2]

granted but there is nothing to see

I wish for a world without lies

[talkanor]

granted but that quickly colapses in chaos

i wish for pizza

[domo18]

granted, but it has another man's pubes on it

i wish i had a working wii remote

[Guthix]

granted,but electricity gets cuz off in your town/city or w/e
i wish i died.

[jinzo64]

granted but you come back as a limbless zombie

i wish for an ocarina of time remake on the wii

[bloodlover1987]

granted but the controls or flunky and unresponsive

i wish they would bring back crystal pepsi

[jinzo64]

granted but it's just crystals in a pepsi bottle

i wish to be an espada

[talkanor]

granted but you will be retarded like wonderwiss

i wish for something

[Guthix]

granted, you get a letter from your true soulmate for a meeting, but part of the letter is bitten off because the mailman was atacked by a dog and the adress is in scrap,after long effort to resurect it you go to the adress but end up in a bad street,raped by hobos and then eaten alive.
i wish life wast such a bitch.

[Fishfreeek]

granted, it is now a whore
I wish sleep was optional for humans

[talkanor]

granted but you are now a sleepy cyborg

i wish for a crossover anime between azumanga, bleach and fairy tail

[bloodlover1987]

granted but they only use characters no one cares about

i wish i could go to E3 this year

[Fishfreeek]

granted, you go there the day after it closes and get to see the building from the outside
I wish I lived in my imagination

[xIsamuTM]

granted, your imagination is boring now though.



I wish I had access to a Double-Double, fries, and a strawberry shake.

[Distict5-9]

Granted. Now all you have to do is get in the car, drive for bunch of miles and enjoy your nation's fabulously high gas prices!

I wish I could escape into the anime world whenever I wanted.

[bloodlover1987]

granted but it only takes you to animes you cant stand


i wish life had a pause button

[synbad2]

granted but it gets stuck and you are now paused for ever

I wish for death to come and cleanse the world we live in of everyone in it, leaving mother nature to thrive once again

[jinzo64]

granted but it's accidently destroyed when zaraki used his bankai
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kj47ovXL7Xc

i wish for a girl friend thats a female version of me

[bloodlover1987]

granted but you quickly realize you cant stand yourself

i wish sega would come back into the console war

[KlausJuergen]

done, but it is a real war and you get killed by a mega drive trown at your head

i wish, matter would bow to my command

[ThePsychoGamer]

Granted, unfortitily it is unable to get up again leaving the ability next to useless

I wish the PSN was back

[talkanor]

granted but still all your credit card information belongs to us

i wish for a xbox360 i could beat up

[bloodlover1987]

granted but it turns out to be a transformer

i wish for a dime

[hatz300]

granted, but now everything costs a dime more

I wish i had telekinesis

[jinzo64]

granted but you can only use it to move cats left and right

i wish i never had to sleep.

[hatz300]

granted, but scientists want to know the cause of your inability to sleep and have locked you up in their secret underground laboratory where the sun will never reach you

I wish that i was good with amv's so i could actually create one

(91 left to go)

[jinzo64]

granted but everyone hates you for being better than they are at making amvs

i wish common sense wasn't so rare.

[hatz300]

Granted, now its common . . . as a yu-gi-oh card but everyone else loses it in real life

I wish I had a mystical talking potato

(86 left to go)

[jinzo64]

granted but it won't stop talking about the one peice

i wish my hobbie was cheaper

[hatz300]

Granted, except you found a new hobby which is cheaper, seeing how long you can stare at the sun

I wish I aced my finals
(83 left to go)

[jinzo64]

granted but everyone is intimidated by yuor smarts so you never get a job

i wish my japenese psp games were in english

[hatz300]

Granted, but you forgot how to read english and can only read japanese

I wish people wouldn't lie to me *sniff*
(81 left to go)

[jinzo64]

granted everyone tells you nothing but the truth but you suddenly can't handle the truth

i wish i was a better person

[hatz300]

Granted, but you were a pretty bad person to begin with and it's not a big improvement anyway

I wish I had amazing luck
(79 left to go)

[jinzo64]

granted but all the bad luck you had is given to your next girlfriend x by over 9000

[hatz300]

I wish jinzo made a wish so i could corrupt it
(77 left to go)

[SquintyMccheese]

Granted but it was Squinty who made the wish.


I wish i had a better xbox.

[bloodlover1987]

Granted.... but its a box with a X on it

i wish for a master sword replica

[hatz300]

granted, but you broke it after swinging it at a fake octorok

I wish Trix weren't just for kids and that rabbit finally got some
(66 left to go)

[bloodlover1987]

granted but it turns out he doesn't like the taste :P

i wish for............nothing!!

[hatz300]

granted, nothing exists except for you, and you're lonely

I wish for my own private chef
(64 left to go)

[bloodlover1987]

granted but he only knows how to make grilled cheese

i wish to be decapitated

[hatz300]

Granted, but it's not all it's CUT out to be . . .

I wish i had an army of ninjas to command
(61 left to go)

[Darthelm]

thats not really a bad thing with the chef

granted but they are fat and slow

I don't wish for anything

[bloodlover1987]

granted but its the ninjas from ninja nonsense

i wish i was able to tel-port into tv shows

[mattroks101]

Granted, but now all good show have been taken off the air.

I wish this thread would just die already.

[Backmask]

Granted, this thread is now undead and must be continued in the Zombie Appreciation Thread.

Please go to the Zombie Appreciation thread for wishes.

[Azure_Xeq]

Well, since Backmask didn't wish, and I'm not gonna be the guy who derails the zombie thread, I wish /b/ had less porn and was funny again.

[Backmask]

Well, since Backmask didn't wish, and I'm not gonna be the guy who derails the zombie thread, I wish /b/ had less porn and was funny again.

I'm sorry to tell you this, but nothing will save /b/.

[Guthix]

everything has an end

[hatz300]

Granted, everyone that thinks about posting on /b/ dies except for professional comedians

I wish people didn't try to end corrupt a wish
(59 left to go)

[jinzo64]

granted but people start putting putting down wishes that when corrupted have positive effects

i wish we didn't have a seperate shower room.

[Azure_Xeq]

granted, but now its down 20 ft from everything in your bathroom.

I wish Backmask was wrong about /b/.

I know he is right, but it used to be great. 2006 and 2007 were great years to be there.

[Guthix]

granted back is swrong because it much ****yer then he described it.
i wish for 3 personalities

[synbad2]

Granted but now your insane, Wacko, and girly

I wish for a Great Ball of Fire

[jinzo64]

granted but it's put in your bedroom and everything in your house is burn't to a crisp.

i wish for my cactus flowered more often

[Antonio Black]

Granted, so long as your not Stand-up comic Demetri Martin and somehow find a way to kill it. (How can you less nurturing than a desert?!)

I wish to have lots of gunfights with panda bears.

[jinzo64]

granted but your sent to jail for causing the extinction of the panda species.

i wish i had a pet penguin

[Antonio Black]

Granted, but you have to Misato Katsuragi from Neon Genesis Evangelion to pull it off right.

I wish I wasn't in jail for killing pandas.

[jinzo64]

granted your in a consentration camp thats makes you consentrate on listening to it's friday

i wish resident evil had easier controls

[bloodlover1987]

granted the controles are great but the camera is crapy

i wish Sony Nintendo and Microsoft would come together and make a system

[talkanor]

granted but the console has all the flaws of both machines + it runs on psn

[synbad2]

we need a wish talknor...

Granted but nothing happens (no wish)

I wish for a fully airtight rocket, with enough diet coke and mentos to reach the moon

[SilentShadow]

Granted, you are locked inside it when it launches. You are crushed to death and your laundry will forever smell of diet coke.

I wish I could master skills instantly.

[Shibbidah]

Granted. The first skill you master is Seppuku

I wish the Minecraft server wasn't down right now

[bloodlover1987]

granted but your sand castle has been destroyed

i wish for........... a slice of pizza

[Shibbidah]

Granted, but it comes alive and rapes you

I wish for a Black Lotus

[hatz300]

Granted, you have a flower :P

I wish I had the multi-thousand dollar card black lotus
(57 left to go)

[Guthix]

granted but its expired
i with my 3rd personality wasnt girly

[Neomalysys]

granted but you develop a 4th even girlier personality
i wish i had a million dollars

[bloodlover1987]

granted you get a Million.....in Monopoly money :P

i wish it was winter again

[Kaiju]

Granted, you are now Puella Magi. Good Luck, bud.

( ◕‿‿◕ )
I wish for you to make a Contract with me~

[Lionforce1337]

Granted, but the contract is poorly made with loopholes I can get out of easily.

I wish I had 4 arms.

[bloodlover1987]

granted but you now have no legs...


i wish to be a female for a day

[Kaiju]

( ◕‿‿◕ )
Granted. You are now a Puella Magi who is now a Loli and a girl forever. :P Now go fight those witches.

I wish to die in the upcoming Zombie Plague!

[Lionforce1337]

Granted, but they find a cure for zombies so you don't get to partake in the fun.

I wish I could run faster than a bullet.

[Kaiju]

Granted you now run at the speed of light and get vaporized into dust because your body can't handle it. And you are now a Puella Magi. ( ◕‿‿◕ )

I wish for all the wishes in this thread to be uncorrupted, except for mine!

[bloodlover1987]

granted .... but your wishes go to everyone else

i wish for a female persocom

[Kaiju]

granted .... but your wishes go to everyone else

i wish for a female persocom

So all of my corrupted wishes go to everyone else? Yes >:3

Granted she is a BBW who looks like she's 80.

I wish for...nothing. :D

[bloodlover1987]

DAMNIT!!!!!!!!

[hatz300]

granted, you lose everything in your entire life except you torso and head

I wish i could cast doom blade in real life (MTG)
(56 left to go)

[Lionforce1337]

Granted, but you make a mistake and instead self implode.

I wish that my computer would stop being so damn hot.

[Antonio Black]

Granted...now she's an ugly chick...way to go assturkey.

I wish to be a member of the SOS Brigade!

[Kaiju]

Granted...You are now a Puella Magi~ ( ◕‿‿◕ )

I wish to become a god!

[bloodlover1987]

will you stop turning ppl into her >>

[Kaiju]

will you stop turning ppl into her >>

( ◕‿‿◕ ) No~
http://www.japanator.com/elephant/ul/26325-620x-kyubey.jpg
Its a part of the deal, I grant your wish, you become a magical girl and fight witches! Win-Win!

[bloodlover1987]

0.0

[Guthix]

granted but you turn into puela magi after 1 nanosecond.
i wish i diidnt have a 4rth personality and that madoka would do her wish so we can stop with the kybei bit.

[Azure_Xeq]

Granted, but then Madoka wishes you did have a 4th personality.

I wish I that I knew everything.

[Guthix]

granted ,but you go insane and commit suicide.
i wish madoka did the wish she did in the ANIME and i didnt have 4rth personality.

[Fishfreeek]

error! cant process wish as you asked for more than one thing, have a complementary mint!
I wish people wernt so greedy

[jinzo64]

granted but everyone gives you stuff even stuff you don't want.

i wish i wasn't so easily irritated

[Kaiju]

Granted, you are now a Puella Magi, you now fight demons instead of witches! ( ◕‿‿◕ )

I wish for Madoka to have had a happy ending~

[jinzo64]

granted everyone turns into happy season fairyies

i wish i was puella magi

[Lionforce1337]

Granted, but something goes horribly wrong and you just end up a coconut cream pie named Puella Magi

I wish I had access to a PS3

[thedarkmessenger]

granted, but it's bricked, so you can't actually use it.

I wish this download would go faster D:

[jinzo64]

granted it goes so fast your pc turns in to light particals and tranports itself 100 years in to the future

i wish there was less bleach and naruto filler

[thedarkmessenger]

granted. Now Bleach and Naruto are both dropped. No more new episodes, EVER!

I really wish that would actually happen :|

[jinzo64]

granted but everyone hates you for getting rid off bleach and naruto

i wish there was anime cross over for luckystar,azumanga,school rumble,clannad,k-on,bamboo blade,the melancholy of suzumiya and strawberry marshmallow

[Lionforce1337]

Granted, but it bombed in the first week of viewing and was cancelled for another season of a terrible card fighting anime.

I wish there were more episodes of FLCL.

[thedarkmessenger]

granted, but they all suck.

I wish for cookies!

[jinzo64]

granted but there cake flavoured

i wish for more hours in the day

[thedarkmessenger]

granted but there cake flavoured


woot! cake cookies! 8D. wait...aren't you supposed to CORRUPT my wish? O_o

and as for your wish, granted, but you spend them sleeping anyway :P

[jinzo64]

i thought i'd be nice

you didn't have a wish

i wish you had posted a wish

[thedarkmessenger]

oops :S

I wish I remembered a wish :S

[hatz300]

Granted, but it's past its expiration date

I wish i could teleport to where i wanted to go
(52 left to go)

[SquintyMccheese]

Granted, but you teleport back to the place you don't want to be.

I wish for a Calzone.

[bloodlover1987]

granted but theirs nothing inside :P

i wish for my very own catgirl: D

[Lionforce1337]

Granted, you now have a female cat. =P

I wish that Video Game Consoles are sentient.

[Neomalysys]

granted but they go on a murderous rampage
i wish i had a cat

[jinzo64]

granted but it keeps switching back and forth between being a cat and a 2 ton grizzly bear that don't like you

i wish FF 12.2 didn't excist

[Lionforce1337]

Granted, It doesn't, but now that you mention it, Square Enix has conveniently read your wish and is considering it.

I wish that Burst Angel had a better ending.

[jinzo64]

granted but every other anime ending sucks

i wish naruto would hurry up and find sasuke

[Azure_Xeq]

granted but every other anime ending sucks

That was already true.

granted, but they both die by Rock Lee's hand and that ends the series.

I wish nintendo would make good game consoles.

[KlausJuergen]

Granted, but the only games available for this are HD remakes of Tetris and Kirbys Dreamland.

I wish they would stop making animes about school life, pupils or schools in general.

[Azure_Xeq]

Granted, they now make them all about stoner dropouts and how they failed at life.

I wish I was a mod on /b/ so I could save it.

[Lionforce1337]

granted, but you eventually become sucked in and start making more sink threads.

I wish that online shopping was easier.

[synbad2]

granted but all you can get is crap (the stinky kind)

I wish for a plasma bomb

[Lionforce1337]

Granted, but its only full of plasma stolen from the Red Cross

I wish I had a Komodo Dragon for a pet.

[synbad2]

granted but it eats you

I wish for Shenron

[hatz300]

Granted, but he thinks you look tasty, and he enjoys "playing" with his food

I wish i could get MTG cards for free
(46 left to go)

[Azure_Xeq]

Granted but everyone else in the world stops playing.

I wish people didnt think the pokemon games were for little kids.

[Lionforce1337]

Granted, but now GTA is only for little kids. (With the amount of them that play it I wouldn't be surprised.)

I wish that the Alone in the Dark movie was never made.

[Distict5-9]

Granted. Now you get to see this movie instead... (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UpPqQYJuOwE&playnext=1&list=PL3D1C974CC6450EBF)

I wish that I knew better about converting files on a Mac...

[hatz300]

Granted but Mac goes bankrupt, making your new conversion skill useless

I wish i could make rocks cry!
(45 left to go)

[jinzo64]

granted but you now have no emotions

i wish i had the power of god

[hatz300]

Granted but the responsibility is too much for you to handle so you commit suicide

I wish I had the best sword in existence
(44 left to go)