[glory of llama]

Granted.

http://singlebarbed.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/08/Rubix_Sandwich1.jpg


I wish to graduate college.

[Luppi-tan]

Granted. But it's the worst college in the nation.

I wish I could lose weight more easily.

[glory of llama]

Granted. But it's all below the knees-


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kUAPDvo2UBM

I wish I had more motivation.

[Luppi-tan]

Granted. But you're motivated to do all the wrong things.

I wish more girls were into Vampire the Masquerade.

[Neomalysys]

Granted but their only into because of the new Twilight expansion.
I wish people would stop complaining about **** they can't change.

[Luppi-tan]

Granted. But now they're complaining about **** that they could change, but are just too lazy to.

I wish Twilight would DIE!

[glory of llama]

Granted, but the actors join the cast of Underworld instead, replacing that series' original actors

I wish they'd make more space combat flight sims :( like Freespace 2 and Freelancer

[jinzo64]

granted but they are only launched on the Gameboy color

i wish for better luck

[Luppi-tan]

Granted. But your good luck comes at the expense of someone else.

I wish I was the leading expert on World of Darkness in... Well... The world.

[Haar]

Granted, but now everyone is too fearful of your knowledge and tries to avoid you.

I wish I had a giant fighting robot and unlimited ammunition.

[Luppi-tan]

Granted. But someone else has an even bigger and more powerful giant robot and they destroy you...

I wish Justin Bieber would become permanently crippled.

[HeyHeyHeyStayOuttaMyShed]

Granted, but his career strengthens because of it.

I wish my headache would go away.

[glory of llama]

Granted, but you get a charlie horse instead

I wish my homework would do itself

[jinzo64]

granted but your homework passes college without you gets into university goes to law school studies pollotics and becomes king of the world.

i wish for more confidenece in my own talents

[Luppi-tan]

Granted. But you become dangerously overconfident, and become a total jerk.

I wish wishes were dollars. Then I'd be rich.

[jinzo64]

granted but the world eccomeny collapes and all your money is worthless.

i wish for better spelling

[Haar]

Granted, , but then you realize that Firefox (www.mozilla.org/en-US/firefox/)has spell check, so you basically wasted your time.

I wish I could be a fighter pilot.

[jinzo64]

granted but your wing men are slippy,falco and peppy

i wish to know all the music in the world.

[Haar]

Granted, but that means you have to listen to a bunch of horrible dubstep music. (www.youtube.com/watch?v=j3q4RZz-PfI)

I wish that more anime fans knew of pre-2000 anime besides Dragon Ball Z and Pokemon.

[jinzo64]

granted but they go so far back you don't know the animes there talking about

i wish all the filler from naruto and bleach would be mixed together to make a new anime.

[Haar]

granted but they go so far back you don't know the animes there talking about.
I seriously doubt that
http://i39.tinypic.com/qye0hx.jpg



i wish all the filler from naruto and bleach would be mixed together to make a new anime.

Granted, but it's very bad.

I wish I had the Legend of the Galactic Heroes Blu-Ray set wasn't just an upscale of the 480p DVD master, but was rather a frame-by-frame telecine remaster.

[jinzo64]

granted but you can never afford it.

i wish you weren't such a smart ass.:o

[Haar]

granted but you can never afford it.
>Implying I can't torrent it.



i wish you weren't such a smart ass.:o

Granted, but then I'm nowhere near as interesting and contribute nothing to the site at all because I just agree with everyone.

I wish that there were a sequel to Royal Space Force.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CpAgfu7xS5c

[jinzo64]

granted but it has 10 episodes at the beiggining of the 12 episode series that are almost the same except for tiny changes that are almost unnoticable.

i wish to be smarter

[Haar]

granted but it has 10 episodes at the beiggining of the 12 episode series that are almost the same except for tiny changes that are almost unnoticable.
Considering that Royal Space Force was a movie, that would either take a lot of still shots or a bunch of new scenes.


i wish to be smarter

Granted, but then no one wants to be around you.

I wish there was a compilation movie for Yugioh 5D's.

[jinzo64]

well the sequal to royal space force was made as a twelve episode series.

granted but it's split in to 4 movies that last 3 hours each

i wish for a tasty drink of water.

[Haar]

granted but it's split in to 4 movies that last 3 hours each

That sure wouldn't bother me. I've seen a few other compilation movies around that length.



i wish for a tasty drink of water.

Granted, but you have to pay for it first.

I wish for a Klondike Bar.

[jinzo64]

granted but you have to wrestle it of a grizzly bear.

i wish the **** bear would visit gardevoir

[Haar]

Granted, but he quickly loses interest.

I wish people would freak out when I told them that Link's Voice Actor also played the parts of Gurren Lagann's Viral and GaoGaiGar's Gai.

[jinzo64]

granted but people don't understand what you mean by links voice actor.

i wish for an awsome smah bros inspired anime.

[Haar]

Granted, but then you discover that M.U.G.E.N. is more convenient.

I wish that there were a console port of M.U.G.E.N. so people could argue over it.

[jinzo64]

granted but no argues over it just to annoy you.

i wish for mothersday to be less commercialised

[Haar]

granted but no argues over it just to annoy you.

When you can have Goku and Superman fight each other, there's bound to be at least one argument.(also, I checked, and there is a PS3 version.)


i wish for mothersday to be less commercialised

Granted, but then no one celebrates it.

I wish that the manga for Queen's Blade got licensed for a North American release.

[DEnM]

When you can have Goku and Superman fight each other, there's bound to be at least one argument.(also, I checked, and there is a PS3 version.)



Granted, but then no one celebrates it.

I wish that the manga for Queen's Blade got licensed for a North American release.

Granted, but the translation is for some reason terrible so it doesn't launch.

I wish Mass Effect 3 had a decent ending (That's right. I'm going there).

[jinzo64]

granted but you still don't like any of the new 16 optional endings

i wish i knew how to change the name of a link without loosing the link

[Haar]

I wish Mass Effect 3 had a decent ending (That's right. I'm going there).

Granted, but then Bioware sends a virus to everyone's systems who complained about the ending.


ganted but it takes a hundred years for all the volumes to be launched

pretty sure it was one volume.

i wish i knew how to change the name of a link without loosing the link

Granted, but then you'll realize that it took you a few years to do that.

I wish I had more money.

[DEnM]

I wish I had more money.

Granted, but you lose it all in a hurricane.

I wish Dragon Ball got an actually good live-action movie.

[Haar]

Granted, but then you realize that Fist of the North Star (www.youtube.com/watch?v=4bCyf1AwOJ8) is better than Dragon Ball.

I wish that Funimation would actually finish releasing the Blu-Rays of DBZ.

[Neomalysys]

Granted but they forget the video and only include the audio so it sounds like gay porn.
I wish for more pokemon.

[Haar]

Granted, but then you realize that all the new ones completely retarded. Hey, wait a minute (www.youtube.com/watch?v=zWOEowMhG0I)...

I wish that I was a Pokemon master.

[Neomalysys]

Granted but pokemon was mistaken for poke a man so now your a gay porn star.
I wish I was a lesbian loli catgirl.

[Haar]

Granted, but then you realize that you were just having a dream about Cool Devices.

I wish that I had all of the strength of the Horse Man from Words Worth.

[Luppi-tan]

Granted. But you have all the intelligence of Ed from Ed, Edd, and Eddy

I wish I had all the powers of Sebastian Michaelis from Black Butler.

[Haar]

Granted, but all of your powers are tethered to an annoying child who you have to be around at all times if you want to use your amazing skills.

I wish I knew why Jin from Samurai Champloo carries around two swords, despite only using one of them at a time.

[jinzo64]

granted but then you forget the answer

i wish for a better climax to bleach

[Luppi-tan]

Granted. But the climax is so intense, you die.

I wish I didn't have writer's block.

[jinzo64]

granted but you just keep writing and can never stop but only write the one story.

i wish to be invincable.

[Neomalysys]

Granted but your tied to a rock and dumped in the ocean.
I wish I was a power ranger.

[Haar]

Granted, but you're the pink ranger.

I wish to have infinite wealth.

[Kaiju]

Granted it covers the cosmos and everything (including yourself) dies.

I wish for World Peace!

[Haar]

Granted, but you still keep complaining about Mass Effect 3.

I wish for a free hat.

[HeyHeyHeyStayOuttaMyShed]

Granted. But the hat has hidden lice in it.

I wish i could do gymnastics.

[DEnM]

Granted, but you break your legs in a horrible accident and can never do gymnastics ever again.

I wish I had a ha'penny~!

[Haar]

Granted. But the hat has hidden lice in it.

Black people can't get lice, so I'm fine.


I wish I had a ha'penny~!
Granted, but then you realize that it's virtually worthless.

I wish I had some cereal.

[jinzo64]

granted but it's to dry to eat.

i wish i had an angel

[HalOfBorg]

Granted, but it's a weeping angel.

I wish I had a puppy.

[jinzo64]

granted but it transforms in to a decepticon and destroys the world

i wish i had another angel

[Luppi-tan]

Granted. But it's Lucifer

I wish I was thinner.

[Neomalysys]

Granted your a skeleton.
I wish I had the Master Sword.

[Haar]

Granted, but you can't use it, due to it only working for Link.

I wish I had the remote control for Gigantor/Tetsujin 28-go.

[Luppi-tan]

Granted. But it's broken.

I wish Momo Hinamori would DIE!

[jinzo64]

granted but your then brutialy murdered by toshiro hitsugaya and rangiku matsumoto

i wish for a condenced version of one peice

[Haar]

Granted, but it still takes 24 hours to watch.

I wish there was a summary movie for Cybuster.

[jinzo64]

granted but it's so bad people would rather watch dragonball evolution.

i wish for more friends

[QUADChromatic]

Granted but all your friends are imaginary.

I wish for another season of Code Geass.

[Haar]

Granted. No, really, that's actually happening. (http://myanimelist.net/anime/8888/Code_Geass_Gaiden:_Boukoku_no_Akito) But there's no Lelouche.

I wish I could get free food for a year.

[jinzo64]

granted but it's just not the same it feels more like watching lucky star but with mechs instead of school girls

i wish not to be so stupid.

[Haar]

Granted, but then you realize I beat you to answering the question.

I wish I had access to Super Tengen Toppa Gurren Lagann.

[QUADChromatic]

Granted 1/64th of a cup of ramen every day for a whole year.

I wish for World peace.

[jinzo64]

granted the world is covered by tousen bankai.

i wish to be as clever as the average amvhell user

[Haar]

Granted, but that's not really saying much in the first place.

I wish my posts in this thread would stop getting sidestepped.

[jinzo64]

oh look no wishes

i wish to be more interesting

[HeyHeyHeyStayOuttaMyShed]

I cannot grant that wish because your already interesting Jinzo. c: lol D<

I wish for a Key Lime Pie

[1-13R3T1K]

Wish granted but it has real keys in it.

I Wish I knew what I wanted to Wish for.

[Kaiju]

Wish granted but it has real keys in it.

I Wish I knew what I wanted to Wish for.

Granted, but now you cannot make a wish because you are now in a coma

I wish I wasn't such an ass

[1-13R3T1K]

Granted, but now you cannot make a wish because you are now in a coma

I wish I wasn't such an ass

Granted but your life is still horrible

I wish I had a french woman that will do anything for me "anything" -.-

[Kaiju]

Granted but your life is still horrible

I wish I had a french woman that will do anything for me "anything" -.-

Granted she's rude, smelly and ugly

I wish for all the wishes in this thread to be uncorrupted, including my own. '3'

[1-13R3T1K]

Granted she's rude, smelly and ugly

I wish for all the wishes in this thread to be uncorrupted, including my own. '3'

Wish granted.What Have you Just done!!

I wish I owned a small island off the coast of asia where I'll raise a family of rogue chimps. <_<

[Kaiju]

Wish granted.What Have you Just done!!

I wish I owned a small island off the coast of asia where I'll raise a family of rogue chimps. <_<

Granted, since your wish is uncorupted the Chimps maul you to a point you resemble this lady:
http://gawker.com/5896038/chimp-attack-victim-i-can-smile-again

I wish for someone to wish for something

[1-13R3T1K]

Granted, since your wish is uncorupted the Chimps maul you to a point you resemble this lady:
http://gawker.com/5896038/chimp-attack-victim-i-can-smile-again

I wish for someone to wish for something

Wish granted wish coming up

I wish I lived on a different island to be exact Cape Verde (lovely holiday destination)
http://i1259.photobucket.com/albums/ii559/hakumen126/kampfer_01_large_19_they_might_be_small_but_its_ma nga_anime_desktop_1280x720_wallpaper-318381.jpg?t=1332582596

[jinzo64]

granted but when you get there it's ripped apart by Kokujo Tengen Myo-oh fighting Hirudegarn.

i wish to have attain the powers of the gods

[1-13R3T1K]

granted but when you get there it's ripped apart by Kokujo Tengen Myo-oh fighting Hirudegarn.

i wish to have attain the powers of the gods

Wish granted you now have all the powers of the gods stored in neat containers never to be opened.

I wish for a Frenchmen with a french hat and a french beard. -.-

[Haar]

Granted, but he makes fun of you for not looking French enough.

I wish that I had a Disaster Dragon (yugioh.wikia.com/wiki/Disaster_Dragon) deck and knew how to use it.

[jinzo64]

granted but by the time you learn all the important cards in the deck are banned in both advanced and traditional formats.

i wish to be an awsome osu player and editor

[1-13R3T1K]

granted but by the time you learn all the important cards in the deck are banned in both advanced and traditional formats.

i wish to be an awsome osu player and editor

Wish granted to be honest those people aren't human and thus your now a supercomputer with a button that goes "beep!" every once an hour

I wish I could actually get a perfect score in osu well people are around -.-

[Haar]

Granted, but they accuse you of hacking.

I wish I could finally get through my huge backlog of anime and manga.

[Shadow66]

" i wish 4 somebody to love"me

[Haar]

Granted, but then you realize that you skipped my wish and then people dislike you again.

I wish people were faster and stronger.

[Shadow66]

Granted, I wish 4 teleportation.

[Haar]

Granted, but you get stuck in a wall.

I wish for the ability of foresight.

[Shadow66]

Granted, but can't use it on yourself.

I wish I can regenerate myself.

[Haar]

Granted, but you can't grow back your testicles.

I wish for infinite political power.

[Shadow66]

Granted, but you dont have diplomatic immunity.

I wish 4 george Lucas to make more better star wars movies.

[Haar]

Granted, but they are nothing like the originals.

I wish I was a master of spear martial arts.

[Shadow66]

Granted, but you get gunned down by assassins

I wish to have a hot alien bride.

[Haar]

Granted, but she's way too clingy and can't stay off of you.
http://images4.fanpop.com/image/photos/24100000/Lum-urusei-yatsura-24172059-480-482.jpg

I wish I could master Fist of the South Star

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SuyxS6WE2vc

[Shadow66]

Granted but your head gets blown up by a master of the north star

I wish for immortality.

[Haar]

Granted, but then you grow tired of it, and want to die, but can't, then you go insane, kill everyone in the world, and spend the rest of eternity wiping out all life for all eternity, never knowing of true love.

I wish I had some ninja weapons.

[Shadow66]

Granted, but their fake.

I wish I was a powerful sith master.

[Distict5-9]

Granted. Now you can't pick your nose anymore without nearly accidentally shocking your brains to a crisp.

I pray for Unlimited Catgirl-Maid Works!

http://desmond.imageshack.us/Himg573/scaled.php?server=573&filename=nekos.gif&res=medium

[Haar]

Granted, but they all attack you.

I wish I had all of the abilities of Phoenix Wright.

[Shadow66]

Granted but your constantly getting whipped by Von Karma

I wish to be a sex machine.

[Neomalysys]

Granted but your literally a machine and your broken and unrepairable.
I wish I had the power of Gray Skull.

[Shadow66]

Granted, but you use lose to liono.

I wish to be a great AMV maker.

[Haar]

Granted, but most of your ideas are stolen by other editors before you can finish your videos.

I wish that I had a mega buster.

[QUADChromatic]

Granted but it has no charge ability or any other abilities.

I wish for a better computer

[Haar]

Granted, but it costs you so much money, you can't afford the internet or electricity.

I wish I was the Prince of the Universe. (www.youtube.com/watch?v=RnrXiaPVeHY)

[QUADChromatic]

Granted but your evil older brother becomes a tyranic ruler and you start a coup to over throw him and die in the bloody civil war that follows.

I wish for a sandwich

[Haar]

you start a coup to over throw him and die in the blood civil war that follows.
I am immortal, I have inside me blood of kings. I have no rival, no man can be my equal.


I wish for a sandwich

Granted, but it's old and hard.

I wish for the ability to see ghosts.

[Shadow66]

Granted, but they won't leave u alone.

I wish my AMV Hell 6 submissions get accepted.

[Haar]

Granted, but your segments get booed by the crowed.

I wish for access to a more powerful microwave.

[Shadow66]

Granted, but your segments get booed by the crowed.

I wish for access to a more powerful microwave.

If they get accepted then that means their good.

Granted, but you accidentally put metal n it n ur house blows up.

I wish to travel into any anime world I want to.

[Haar]

If they get accepted then that means their good.
What the judges like and what the audience likes are not necessarily the same. Look at the latest episode of AMV Minis. A bunch of clips that people didn't like got accepted.


I wish to travel into any anime world I want to.

Granted, but you accidentally warp yourself into Tokyo Tribe 2 and get shot at by Japanese Gangsters, followed by another near-death experience involving Buppa (knowyourmeme.com/memes/goosh-goosh).

I wish for the accursed, wish-granting Monkey's Paw. (en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Monkey's_Paw)

[Shadow66]

Granted, but ur wishes will turn out wrong anyway.

I wish for the power to do anything I want.

[Haar]

Granted, but you become bored with said power and experience extreme apathy, thus leading to your own downfall.

I wish that I could finish watching Eyeshield 21 (myanimelist.net/anime/15/Eyeshield_21), finally.

[Shadow66]

Granted, but u get depressed because you finally finished it.

I wish for good looks and a great bod

[Haar]

Granted, but everyone is threatened by your superior appearance and then they begin to avoid you.

I wish that people were nicer to each other and stopped arguing over stupid stuff.

[Shadow66]

Granted, but we become a bunch of pussies and get taken over by aliens.

I wish I had the power to make hot women into my obedient sex slaves.

[Haar]

Granted, but they get really rough and you get your genitals ripped off.

I wish I knew how to play Violin.

[Shadow66]

Granted, but other violinist get jealous and they break your hands.

I wish for hypnosis.

[Haar]

Granted, but it only works on animals.

I wish that that I had a Duel Disk.

[Shadow66]

Granted, but it's the old yo yo one.

I wish the world was like the g1 yugioh world.

[Haar]

Granted, but Yami-Yugi kills you in a shadow game.

I wish for the ultimate weapon.

[QUADChromatic]

Granted you obtain the ultimate weapon but trip and impale yourself with it five minutes later.
I wish life was like Pokemon

[jjlb84]

Granted but your starter pokemon is a Metapod.
I wish the bleach anime wasn't ending

[Haar]

Granted, but then you pick up a bunch of different series and have no time to watch bleach anyway.

I wish that there was another season of Tytania.

[Luppi-tan]

Granted. But it's worse than the second season of Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya.

I wish I had some inspiration for some fanfics.

[jinzo64]

granted but you only inspiration for fanfics you don't care for.

i wish for some interesting manga ideas

[Luppi-tan]

Granted. You have ideas but no motivation.

I wish for some motivation

[Haar]

Granted, but you lose it very quickly and just decide to watch TV.

I wish I had a Terabyte Hard Drive.

[LawRayLiet]

Granted, you store all of your most important data and anime on it.
Only once the hard drive irreplaceably fails and you lose all you had been storing on it do you realize you should've wished for 2tb so you could backup your data.

I wish for whatever is wished next.

[Karbunos]

Granted, only I get all the benefits of your wish in addition to my own, so you receive nothing.

I wish for an awesome collection of anime dvds.

[Haar]

Granted, but then you discover Blu-Ray.

I wish that there was a Blu-Ray Collection of Armored Trooper Votoms.

[QUADChromatic]

Granted but your Blu-ray player brakes.

I Wish for a Taco.

[Haar]

Granted, but it's stale.

I wish for a real waifu.

[QUADChromatic]

Granted it's ugly

I wish for Vash the stampede's Gun

[Luppi-tan]

Granted... But she has a terrible personality.

I wish for something interesting...

[Haar]

I wish for Vash the stampede's Gun

Granted, but it constantly backfires


I wish for something interesting...
Granted, but it thinks you're boring and it leaves you.

I wish I could beat Dark Souls

[QUADChromatic]

Granted after devoting ten years of your life to playing Dark Souls you have finally beat it.

I wish for a pokemon game that allows you to get all 40 gym badges

[Neomalysys]

Granted but it can only be played in 3d mode in the 3ds and you can only get Pokemon through trading also friend codes will be unique for each trade and battle online.
I wish for a Sailor Scout orgy.

[xIsamuTM]

granted, but it's an orgy of overweight sailor moon crossplayers. I wish for Snooki's head on a pike.

[Shadow66]

granted, but your arrested for murder

I wish to be able to copy any move by only seeing it once.

[Neomalysys]

Granted but you go blind.
I wish I was a super ninja.

[jinzo64]

granted but your so stealthy you can't find yourself


i wish i was more appealing to the opposite gender

[1-13R3T1K]

Wish granted Ted Bundy loves you

I wish I was president of the small island known as Cape Verde

http://i1259.photobucket.com/albums/ii559/hakumen126/kampfer_01_large_19_they_might_be_small_but_its_ma nga_anime_desktop_1280x720_wallpaper-318381.jpg?t=1332582596

[JinVicious]

Granted, but the only people you're given to rule are the AIDS inflicted and deformed babies that are the result of multiple generations of incest.

I wish my damn anime site wouldn't crash while I am halfway through a series - _ -'

[Karbunos]

Granted, but it's at the cost of more time devoted to advertisements rather than streaming the actual video.

I wish model kits could build themselves.

[QUADChromatic]

Granted but they don't use any glue so they are constantly falling apart.

I wish my XBox 360 would stop crashing and freezing in the middle of games online

[Neomalysys]

Granted RROD.
I wish I had a WiiPs360.

[QUADChromatic]

Granted you got ripped off its all of the boxes they would have come in duct tapped together.

I wish i was the king of the world.

[jinzo64]

granted but the first day off your reign the world expoldes

i wish to king of the moon

[Neomalysys]

Granted but the moon crashes into the earth.
I wish I was in Oz.

[Antonio Black]

Granted, but you're exposed as a fraud just like you should be.

I wish I owned an ice machine.

[jujuthewhale666]

granted but all you get is yellow funny smelling ice... Still want it...
I wish for a 40 foot tall statue of haruhi in my back yard.

[Haar]

Granted, but it tips over and crushes your house.

I wish I had a highly-mobile mecha for infiltration missions.

[jujuthewhale666]

granted but it gets in a fight with wing zero and is totally destroyed.

i wish for a room full of persocoms.

[Haar]

Granted, but they all turn on you and steal your stuff.

I wish for the near-immortality of an Abnormal Survivor. (http://www.mahq.net/animation/votoms/pailsenfiles/pfep6.htm)

[jujuthewhale666]

granted but your not nearly immortal enough to stand up to sephiroths supernova limit break.

i wish i had a keyblade that could open any door or world lol.

[Haar]

Granted, but you lose it once Roxas attacks you.

I wish I had the strength of 10,000 men.

[jujuthewhale666]

granted but theyre all gay so you actually have the strength of ten men.
i wish i had a car with rei from evangelion painted on it.

[Neomalysys]

Granted it explodes with you inside.
I wish for guns.

[jujuthewhale666]

granted but its a red ryder bb gun and when you take it out for some practice you shoot your eye out kid...

i wish i could go warp 9 to get away from my mom...ENGAGE...

[jinzo64]

granted but your mum can travel at warp 10 and is always 1 warp step ahead of you

i wish i was an angel

[QUADChromatic]

Granted but you have one wing and your body degenerating. (Genisis)

I wish to be a state alchemist.

[jinzo64]

granted but you can only use it to make candyfloss.

i wish to be a relationship with a soifon cosplayer.

[QUADChromatic]

Granted but their a fat middle aged man.

I wish for the Burning Gundam

[jinzo64]

granted you have a model gundam thats eternaly on fire

i wish for overcast weather

[QUADChromatic]

Granted but the sun comes out the next minute.

I wish i could fly.

[jinzo64]

granted but you can only fly in zigzags and barrelrolls at mac10

i wish better answers to everyone elses wishes

[QUADChromatic]

Granted but everyone ignores you.

I wish for a giant boxing robot.

[jinzo64]

granted but only attacks you

i wish for exciting pancakes

[QUADChromatic]

Granted the pancakes can sing and dance but taste terrible.

I wish for more anime on netflix

[jinzo64]

granted but it's al yaoi anime


i wish for more yuri on youtube

[QUADChromatic]

Granted but people have been misspelling Yaoi as yuri.

I wish for the Zero's Z-Saber.

[jinzo64]

granted but you can't pick it up

i wish for more cheese

[Haar]

Granted, but you get constipated.

I wish for Voluntt's Buster Gun.

[jinzo64]

granted but you don't know how to use it

i wish for better friend

[Luppi-tan]

Granted. But they begin to get all clingy and annoying.

I wish for more physical stamina.

[Haar]

Granted, but you waste it running through a building attempting to get to a girl, and by the time you fight all the villains and get to her, you're too tired to do anything else.

I wish for Kaiji's gambling abilities.

[jujuthewhale666]

Granted but you gamble so well the casino has you killed.

I wish for pizza with extra cheese and pepperoni.

[Haar]

Granted, but it's from one of those back alley Pizza places and no one likes those kind.

I wish for super-speed.

[Neomalysys]

Granted you but it fries your brain.
I wish my wish was corrupted.

[jujuthewhale666]

Granted but it is corrupted poorly by a junior member.

I wish neomalysys would come up with a better wish.

[jinzo64]

granted but you miss out on granting his wish

i wish to win my bids on ebay

[HeyHeyHeyStayOuttaMyShed]

Granted. But you end up spending way more for the items then it actually costs.

I wish for my headache to go away

[jinzo64]

granted but you have groan ache instead

i wish for a girlfriend that looks like tsukasa

[QUADChromatic]

Granted she dumps you the next day.

I wish people would stop mistaking me for a girl from behind.

[jujuthewhale666]

Granted but now youre mistaken for a girl all together.

I wish for a working holodeck.

[Haar]

Granted, but the Vulcan sex slave I'm assuming you're going to create ends up biting your penis off.

I wish I had two extra, retractable arms.

[jinzo64]

granted but you lose them the same day you get them

i wish not to have to work

[Karbunos]

Granted, but the bank will take all your anime (in addition to any other of your possessions that they can siphon from you)

I wish that all anime releases were collector's editions (so that everyone could enjoy the special content!)

[Neomalysys]

Granted but their in russian.
I wish I had dominion over the junior members.

[Haar]

Granted, but they start a revolution, rise up against you, and copy the plot of Spartacus. The only difference being they win, overthrow the site, and become the admins, forcing us all into slavery.

I wish people would put thought into their responses on this thread rather than typing five words and thinking "hurr durr, that looks good to me!"

[jinzo64]

granted...............!?we're sorry we were unable to complete the granting of the wish,we appologise for any inconvience ths caused you.
This error is due to the complex nature of your wish and can't be fulfilled with the avalabel software and hardware set up.
Once again we appologise for any delays this has caused to your day.
Thankyou for wishing please call again.
beep beep


i wish for more time to play games

[QUADChromatic]

Granted your boss fires you from your job You are now unemployed you now have all day to play games.

Wish for the game to end.

[Haar]

Granted, but you still lose... the game. Along with everyone else in the world. Except me, for I am the ultimate victor.

I wish that I had the speed of The Flash, the strength of Superman, and the intelligence of Batman.

[QUADChromatic]

Granted but you have all of their weaknesses so you have a hyper active mutabilism, kryptonit makes you weak, and your human like batman which cancels out all of your other powers.

I wish would stop getting distrac-

[Karbunos]

Granted, except the wish is then returned as void because it was incomplete.

I wish Aksys would publish better quality limited editions of Blazblue. :(

[QUADChromatic]

Granted but they are so limited you have one day to bye them and are all sold out by the time you want to buy them.

I wish 9 Hours, 9 Persons, 9 Doors has a sequel.

[Luppi-tan]

Granted. But it's worse than the second season of Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya.

I wish religion never existed.

[Haar]

Granted, but people still find stupid things to argue over. (http://www.southparkstudios.com/full-episodes/s10e13-go-god-go-xii)

I wish for a million bullets.

[LawRayLiet]

You are shot with a Metal Storm machine gun.
It takes 60 seconds to deliver them all into your chest.

I wish to own you.

[Neomalysys]

Granted your name is changed to you now you own yourself.
I wish for the power of a million suns.

[1-13R3T1K]

Wish Granted but you don't have enough sunblock to protect you from it's use.

I wish I was the Main guy from KissXsis :3

[Haar]

Granted, but you end up dying from over-ejaculation.

I wish I had a Bigfoot.
http://www.linearseat.org/wp-content/uploads/2009/03/basquash32635.jpg

[1-13R3T1K]

Wish Granted but its ugly as hell.

I wish I had an unlimited stock of noodles :0

[Haar]

Wish Granted but its ugly as hell.
Not a problem at all for me.


I wish I had an unlimited stock of noodles :0

Granted, but you eat too many at once and get sick of them.

I wish I was actually good at playing First Person Shooters.

[1-13R3T1K]

I wish I was actually good at playing First Person Shooters.

Wish granted but you still have to put up with everyone else accusing you of hacking.

I wish I had an Igloo -.-

[thedarkmessenger]

Granted, but it's pre-melted.

I wish I had a reason to stay on this site.

[Haar]

Granted, but then you realize that the entire internet is completely pointless, leave it forever, and spend the rest of your life on a mountain as a hermit.

I wish I had the strength to lift buildings.

[thedarkmessenger]

Granted, but you lose that power and get crushed.

I wish I had the power to rule the internet.

[Haar]

Granted, but then anonymous overthrows you with their hacking skills.

I wish I could hack any site I felt like hacking.

[thedarkmessenger]

Granted, but you get arrested by the FBI the first time you try it.

I wish I were immune to human laws.

[Haar]

Granted, but then the animals try to make you follow their laws.

I wish I could travel through space in a space ship.

[thedarkmessenger]

Granted, but you find out space is actually quite boring.

I wish meteors would hit Earth instead of "barely" missing it all the time >_>

[Haar]

Granted, but humanity survives anyway, sadly.

I wish mai waifu would go back to the kitchen.

[thedarkmessenger]

Granted, but only long enough to find a frying pan to beat you to death with.

I wish my waifu were real and actually loved me.

[Haar]

Granted, but people keep staring at you when you walk down the street.

I wish I had one of those AT Rifles that could shoot down giant robots.

[thedarkmessenger]

Granted, but you get killed before you ever get a chance to use it.
...and what do I care if people stare?

I wish I had more moneyz...

[Haar]

...and what do I care if people stare?
In my experience, staring leads to mobs attacking you. Of course, I'm in the deep south, so things might be different.


I wish I had more moneyz...

Granted, but you spend it all on silly things.

I wish I could actually finish some of the books I'm reading.

[LawRayLiet]

Granted, the endings are terrible and ruin everything you had read thus far.

I wish for the next wish to contain the word "magnet".

[Haar]

Granted, but that wish we'll be from me, thus inherently silly.

I wish that The Pirate Bay would stop solely using magnet links.

[jinzo64]

granted but now they don't use any kind of link.

i wish to be a mother

[Haar]

Granted, but your child is born from your penis, making it unrecognizable after you're done having the child.

I wish that I had the Space Adventure Cobra (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2zaDNROMeYU) Blu-Ray box set.

[jinzo64]

granted but it comes on 500 blu-ray discs and it costs to much for you to buy.

i wish for some chedder.

[Haar]

granted but it comes on 500 blu-ray discs and it costs to much for you to buy.
There are... other ways to acquire it.
http://www.gamestorrents.com/torrents_img/c1118.300px-Thief_deadly_shadows_box.jpg
Of course, I don't know how I'm going to carry all those disks at once...


i wish for some chedder.
Granted, but it's expired and you get sick.

I wish for every card of the Dark Magician Archetype.

[jinzo64]

granted but there locked inside an unopenable safe.

i wish to be a super hero

[Haar]

Granted, but you later realize that it's sort of stupid to have people rely on you and quickly stop caring.

I wish for the unbreakable will of Fist of the North Star's Kenshiro.

[jinzo64]

granted but you can't use it or beware of it excistance when you have it.

i wish to be more creative.

[Haar]

Granted, but you keep your creations to yourself, never to see the light of day, out of fear of them being misunderstood.

I wish life was more like Dynasty Warriors.

[jinzo64]

granted but you begin to hate it as your door is kicked down every night by a 10 thousand different warriors who are to weak to kill you or even hurt you.

i wish to be a game maker

[Haar]

Granted, but you have to work for Micro$oft and are only allowed to make generic First Person Shooters for Xbox 360.

I wish I was a skilled computer programmer.

[jinzo64]

granted but you only get to work on wiiu games which in comparison to even the current generation console isn't good enough

[Haar]

I wish Jinzo posted a wish in his last post.

[jinzo64]

granted but it's invisable.

i wish i didn't forget to post wishes

[Haar]

Granted, but in the time you take to post a wish, you get ninja'd (www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=ninja'd).

I wish for an unlimited supply of magical wishes.

[jinzo64]

granted but you can only wish for more wishes.

i wish not to be ninja'd

[Haar]

Granted, but your ninja skills allow you to ninja another user, thus infuriating them., leading to a duel between you and the disgruntled user.

I wish for Goku's fighting abilities.

[jinzo64]

granted but your as strong as oolong.

i wish to be able to fuss with beutiful women

[Distict5-9]

Granted. Your new-found smexiness leads you to a brief and awesome life of banging almost anyone you encounter, until you eventually end up like this in the span of a week...

http://sheslostcontrol.net/anime/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/School-Days-Ep12-10.jpg

I wish I had the amazing power to make witty and interesting comments....

[jinzo64]

granted but you lose all your friends and family through jealousy

i wish for a wish

[QUADChromatic]

Granted but your wish is corrupted.

I wish for better music on my MP3 player... and an MP3 player.

[Haar]

Granted, but the mp3s all sound horrible due to an extremely low bitrate and the mp3 player is in your least favorite color.

I wish someone would finish subbing The King of Braves GaoGaiGar Final -Grand Glorious Gathering-

[QUADChromatic]

Granted but there in Japanese so you are right back to where you started.

I wish funimation would dub the second season of Baka and Test.

[Haar]

Granted, but they replace every voice actor.

I wish there were compilation movies for The Brave Series.

[Neomalysys]

Granted but all characters sound like Naruto. Believe it.
I wish anime on tv would be dubbed for its originally intended audience age range.

[Haar]

Granted, but aren't they already?

I wish that I had the skills of Samurai Champloo's Mugen.

[QUADChromatic]

Granted but you lose them the next day.

I wish for a Knightmare Frame.

[jinzo64]

granted but you find it to scary to use

i wish for aome chocolate

[QUADChromatic]

Granted but the Chocolate was eaten by your dog which dies from eating the chocolate.

I wish for an awesome gaming laptop.

[jinzo64]

granted but it will only play wow

i wish to be smarter

[QUADChromatic]

Granted your IQ has raised one point but you took the test online so you have no idea if the test was real or fake.

I wish for X's Ultimate Armor.

[Haar]

Granted, but it's way too heavy for it to be effective in a real combat situation.

I wish I had Axl's guns.

[jinzo64]

granted but you can't get any ammo for it.

i wish for a better soifon cosplay

[QUADChromatic]

Granted but it doesn't fit so it's useless to you.

I wish for more anime DVDs.

[jinzo64]

granted you now own over 9000 copies of dragonball gt

i wish to understand what people are talking about on this site

[Haar]

Granted, but then you regret said wish due to understanding all of the horrible things we bring up.

I wish I had some Pokemon.

[QUADChromatic]

Granted you have 50 magikarps all holding everstones

I wish for a more Powerful position in life

[jinzo64]

you didn't make a wish.

[QUADChromatic]

Granted you have 50 magikarps all holding everstones

I wish for a more Powerful position in life

Fixed

[jinzo64]

granted your no king of the world but you drown on the titanic 2

i wish for more real life friends

[QUADChromatic]

Granted but they all ways laugh at you behind your back some friends you have.

I wish this web site wasn't so addictive.

[1-13R3T1K]

Wish granted but you spend time on it anyway.

I wish i was on more often :P

[HeyHeyHeyStayOuttaMyShed]

Granted, but the addictive power this site has makes you stay on here 24/7, you soon grow heavy bags under your eyes.

I wish some drugs are OTC (Over-the-counter)

[Neomalysys]

granted but they cost 1 million dollars a dose.
I wish life was a video game.

[Haar]

Granted, but people run around in the streets killing each other like in Grand Theft Auto.

I wish that I had the marksmanship skills of Golgo 13.

[Shibbidah]

Granted, but someone's better than you and you get shot in the head before you can do anything.

I wish there were more episodes of Black Rock Shooter.

[Haar]

Granted, but they're mostly filler.

I wish there was a PC port of the original Dead Rising.

[jinzo64]

granted but it's worse than you ever imagioned it would be or could be

i wish my life was more fun

[QUADChromatic]

Granted dinosaurs are alive again and you are eaten by a t-rex the next day.

I wish for a beard.

[Haar]

Granted, but then you become a neckbeard and no one likes you anymore.

I wish for a Yari (en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Yari).

[QUADChromatic]

Granted but you don't know sōjutsu so you look like an idiot whenever you use it.

I wish for One million dollars.

[Haar]

Granted, but you brag about how rich you are and looters come to your house and take it.

I wish for Sheyenne Rainstorm's ARM (that gun he's holding).
http://www.absoluteanime.com/wild_arms/sheyenne.jpg

[QUADChromatic]

Granted but it didn't come with any ammo.

I wish for better security.

[Haar]

Granted but it didn't come with any ammo.
It shoots your spirit's energy. That being said, if you overuse it, you pass out.


I wish for better security.
Granted, but you're too secure and you can't get out of your house.

I wish for the Dragon Slayer sword from Berserk.

http://static.desktopnexus.com/thumbnails/47349-bigthumbnail.jpg

[QUADChromatic]

Granted but its to heavy to be of any to you.

I wish for clouds buster sword form advent children
http://t2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcSiCwyih1LJz5V3pjChfifAjhn1dMNSJ 55TxjlsXXbsww_8Yxpt

[Haar]

Granted, but then a Sephiroth cosplayer challenges you to a duel and his longsword trumps your buster sword and you are defeated in a manner of seconds.

I wish for the Perfect Grade 00 Raiser.

http://static.hlj.com/images/ban/ban961016.jpg

[QUADChromatic]

Granted but then Hell Gundam appears and destroys you.

I wish for faster reflexes.

[Haar]

Granted, but you'll never be as fast as Neo.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WhxbYTMNMxo

I wish I had some silver bullets.

[QUADChromatic]

Granted but then Alucard wants them and he kills you for them.

I wish for a Lucrio
http://t3.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcRUYtsc63u4z48xJo6Hns3tpfRDY5vMz euWItCqBdN-EXirRuDu

[Haar]

Granted, but then a bunch of furries, Team Rocket, and some hunters come after Lucario and you are forced to give him up to one of the three groups.

I wish to enslave Menace for all eternity.
http://cdn.myanimelist.net/images/characters/7/66079.jpg

for teh lulz, of course.

[QUADChromatic]

Granted but because you said for eternity you can never die and soon become bored of life but can't die and your life becomes a living hell for all eternity.

I wish team rocket wasn't so useless.

[Haar]

Granted but because you said for eternity you can never die and soon become bored of life but can't die and your life becomes a living hell for all eternity.
But I have my technical zombie waifu, so it all works out anyway.


I wish team rocket wasn't so useless.

Granted, but then they kill Ash and friends, thus leading the show to seek out a new, tougher protagonist in the form of Wes
http://www.cosplayisland.co.uk/files/costumes/2704/35168/PokemonColosseum4.jpg
...wait, maybe that's a good thing.

I wish I had Frank West's photography skills.

[QUADChromatic]

Granted but you die covering a war you know.


http://www.cosplayisland.co.uk/files/costumes/2704/35168/PokemonColosseum4.jpg

I wish this was real.

[Haar]

Granted, but you get arrested for stealing Pokemon with your Snag Machine.

I wish there was another season of Tokyo Tribe 2. (www.youtube.com/watch?v=2zVqvX85er8)

[Luppi-tan]

Granted. But it's limited addition, and you can't get a copy.

I wish I had every Vampire the Masquerade book in existence.

[Haar]

Granted, but you literally own every copy in existence, so you get crushed under all of the multiples you accidentally got.

I wish there was a game for Basquash (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=REBUasnrJDE&feature=related).

[jinzo64]

granted but it's only 5 minutes long and takes an hour to load each minute of gameplay.

i wish that some of the members here had a better sense of humour.

[Haar]

Granted, but you'll have to come up with some really good jokes.

I wish there was a new Mega Man game.

[jinzo64]

granted but megaman is more like a bad mario game and isn't worth the effort.

i wish for a cheese biscuit

[Haar]

granted but megaman is more like a bad mario game and isn't worth the effort.
http://www.lolwut.com/layout/lolwut.jpg


i wish for a cheese biscuit
Granted, but the cheese is moldy.

I wish that I had the skills necessary to pilot a Knightmare Frame.

[Luppi-tan]

Granted. But You can't land it.

I wish Chiaki came back to life with Picasso in Genkakyu Picasso.

[Haar]

Granted, but then it becomes incredibly boring, people complain about the convenience of Chiaki's resurrection, and the series gets cancelled.


I wish that the Mechanical Lovelies (http://www.amvhell.com/showthread.php?25882-Mechanical-Lovelies) thread was posted in more frequently so I wouldn't have to double post.

[jinzo64]

granted but people just spam android 18 pics

i wish for a pure soifon thread

[Haar]

Granted, but it gets locked.

I wish I could actually pronounce Dix-Neuf (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a1_RqWcQNlw)

[jinzo64]

Granted but no one else can and it makes you cry.

I wish I was more influencal in the world of amvhell

[Haar]

Granted, but everyone leaves out of jealousy.

I wish for the Jotaro Kujo (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jotaro_Kujo)'s Stand, Star Platinum.

[jinzo64]

granted but it's stolen of you by a panda to pay for his drugs(bamboo)

i wish we were better friends

[Haar]

Granted, but then you realize I'm insane in the first place.

I wish that I had Dio Brando's power.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qbArvIqZzkI

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GbuaysJb4-8

[jinzo64]

Granted but you can't control it and you destroy the world

I wish you were insane then we'd have more in common.