[Haar]

Granted, but then I conveniently join the Space Navy a few days later.

I wish I was made a Lieutenant of said Navy as soon as I joined.

[SquintyMccheese]

Granted but you were demoted the moment they looked at you.

I wish I could cook better. :(

[jinzo64]

Granted but you become a famous chef over night and become bitter with a crinkle face.

I wish for 2 sausages on a plate

[vincenzo]

Granted but they were over cooked in a microwave, and there is no bread.

i wish i had 12 more usb ports on my pc.

[Haar]

Granted, but your computer runs much slower once you connect devices to the new ports.

I wish I was happier.

[vincenzo]

Granted, but everytime you smile you stub your toe or get a paper cut.

i wish my video makes it into amv hell 6.

[Luppi-tan]

Granted. But they forget to put your name on it.

I wish I had a better memory.

[1-13R3T1K]

Granted but you only remember the bad things in life.

I wish I could make paper planes.

[Haar]

Granted, but all of the paper plane pilots are blind and they end up crashing into buildings at random.

I wish that I was the greatest driver of all time.

[1-13R3T1K]

Wish granted but you still follow the road laws.

I wish I had paper to make paper planes.

[Haar]

Granted, but your constant construction of paper airplanes leads to a shortage of trees, thus killing the Earth.

I wish people liked me.

[1-13R3T1K]

Wish granted but they never leave you alone which drives you to insanity.

I wish for more trees.

[Haar]

Granted, but there are too many trees now, thus leading to an overabundance of oxygen. Now, if anyone lights a match, the world is set ablaze.

I wish for the ability to manipulate fire.

[1-13R3T1K]

wish granted but your flames are too small for anyone to care.

I wish paper was made from plastic :o

[Haar]

Granted, but this depletes petroleum from the world, thus leading to us being forced to seek out new energy sources.

I wish I could find every episode of Yugioh GX.

[1-13R3T1K]

Wish granted but it has horrible english dub.

I wish I had a resource generator machine that could deplete entire plants and will produce paper planes.

[Kaiju]

Granted, you and everyone around you kill themselves for such a pointless waste of money and resources.
I wish I knew how much wood a woodchuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood?

[Haar]

Granted, but you go insane from realizing the true amount.

I wish I were the King of Games.

[vincenzo]

Granted, but no one will ever play you.

i wish i knew how to grammar.

[Haar]

Granted through the power of Microsoft Word, but then Microsoft charges you a bunch of money for it.

I wish for the ability to see the future.

[vincenzo]

Granted but you lose all of your other senses.

i wish amvhell.com still had a games section.

[Haar]

Granted, but it only has Yahtzee.

I wish a fansub group would pick up Aa Harimanada. (http://myanimelist.net/anime/8216/Aa_Harimanada)

[vincenzo]

Granted, but the subs are in Korean.

I wish we all could have our own hentai girls.

[Haar]

Granted, but they are all dickgirls and we all get pegged.

I wish that I had the aim of Highschool of the Dead's Kouta Hirano.

[vincenzo]

Granted, but you also look like him and have to deal with Saya Takagi

i wish cyborg ninja grey fox didnt cut off my hand in the first act.

[Haar]

Granted, but they cut off your foot instead.

I wish I had the speed of skills of Ryu Hayabusa.

[vincenzo]

Granted, but it also applies to how fast you are in bed.

i wish festivus would come early this year.

[Haar]

Granted, but it takes twice as long to come next year.

I wish for an android waifu.

[vincenzo]

Granted, but your life devolves into a senseless romantic comedy, and no man will ever take you seriously again.

I wish i could go on an adventure with an electric rat, a sex addict, and a very mean 10 year old girl.

[Haar]

Granted, but Nintendo sues you for copyright infringement.

I wish for an unlimited supply of water.

[vincenzo]

Granted, but its irradiated.

I wish my wife understood me like the internet does.

[Haar]

Granted, but then she understands every cruel joke you make, also.

I wish to command a fleet of Starships, leading the way with a Buster Machine.
http://media.animevice.com/uploads/0/206/35841-gun_bus_taaaah_super.jpg

[1-13R3T1K]

Wish Granted but the upkeep for the fleet is expensive so you resort to selling your Buster Machine.

I wish I had a resource generator machine that could deplete entire plants and can produce paper planes to swarm the skies of my enemies.

[Luppi-tan]

Granted. But all the pilots are Kamikaze, and they crash into your enemies, costing you hundreds in paper costs.

I wish the third episode of Hellsing Ultimate Abridged *TFS* would come out.

[jinzo64]

Granted but it's only 15 seconds long and was sileneced by youtube for copy right infringment.

I wish I could fly like superman

[xIsamuTM]

granted, but you fly too high, pass out from cold and o2 loss, and crash into a potato farm in idaho.
i wish for infinite hard drive space.

[jinzo64]

Granted but it breaks the moment you turn it on.

I wish for better sleep

[Neomalysys]

Granted one coma.
I wish I was female.

[Haar]

Granted, but you're an ugly girl and no guy wants to be around you.

I wish I had the zombie killing skills of Chuck Greene.

[vincenzo]

Granted, but you will always be overshadowed by frank west.

i wish i could get my wisdom teeth removed.

[Haar]

Granted, but the dentist also accidentally removes the rest of them, also.

I wish I had a demon child to fight for me. (en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Zatch_Bell!)

[Neomalysys]

Granted but it's Pinocchio from Shrek and he has the hots for you.
I wish I was a sexy catgirl ninja.

[Luppi-tan]

Granted. But your disguise skills are nil, because of your nekomimi.

I wish for a peanut butter and jelly sammich...

[Haar]

Granted, but then your kitchen explodes, killing all of your wimmins.

I wish I could actually finish an AMV once I started on it.

[QUADChromatic]

Granted but no one ever watches them.

I wish for a Death Note.

[Haar]

Granted, but it's one of those fake ones you get at anime conventions, so you can't kill anyone with it.

I wish I had access to my maximum potential.

[QUADChromatic]

Granted but your maximum potential isn't that much higher then your current potential.

I wish i could write like light Yagami.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IjydsimSvHk

[Haar]

Granted, but you shortly break your hand and become Dyslexic at the same time.

I wish I had a bodyguard/hitman that would be willing to kill anyone for me.

[QUADChromatic]

Granted but he's not 00 ranked so he gets arrested for murder.

I wish for more hours in the day.

[Haar]

Granted, but then you live much shorter by comparison.

I wish for the ability to cast magic.

[QUADChromatic]

Granted but the only magic you can preform is pulling flowers out of your sleeve.

I wish for blu-ray player.

[Haar]

Granted, but then you realize it'd be easier to just buy a PS3.

I wish for a good gaming PC.

[QUADChromatic]

Granted but i has no hard drive so you cant save any files on it.

I wish for a pet Godzilla.

[Haar]

Granted, but it turns on you and attacks you.

I wish I could successfully hack my PSP-3000

[QUADChromatic]

Granted but you brake it in the process.

I wish my PSP's battery wasn't broken.

[Haar]

Granted, but then you realize you can just buy another one anyway.

I wish I could manipulate the minds of women.

[QUADChromatic]

Granted but you can't control you power so every women loves you and fights over you and you never get to do anything with them.

I wish for another season of Baka and Test.

[Haar]

Granted, but it's completely retarded and turns into a proxy battle anime. ...wait a minute, it already is.

I wish for another season of Yugioh 5D's.

[QUADChromatic]

Granted but they deiced not to have motorcycles in it so no one knows how to play the game any more.

I wish Deadmans wonderland would have more episodes.

[Haar]

Granted but they deiced not to have motorcycles in it so no one knows how to play the game any more.
They had plenty of on-foot duels in 5D's to begin with. Riding duels were usually only done for ceremonial purposes..


I wish Deadmans wonderland would have more episodes.

Granted, but Manglobe doesn't make them. Rather, Kyoto Animation does and the show is just the characters talking about stuff and never fighting.

I wish that I had the ability to resurrect the dead.

[QUADChromatic]

Granted but you can't control the dead and the eat your brains.

I wish for more money.

[Haar]

Granted, but it's money from a third world country, so it's worth is noticeably meager.

I wish I could find the compilation specials (http://myanimelist.net/anime/12337/Armored_Trooper_Votoms_Recaps) for Armored Trooper Votoms.

[QUADChromatic]

Granted but its on VHS and costs 29.99 for each part.

I wish for more Anime on netflix.

[Haar]

Granted but its on VHS and costs 29.99 for each part.
That's why God gave us the gift of torrents.


I wish for more Anime on netflix.

Granted, but then you realize that Crunchyroll is just as good, and that BakaBT trumps all.

I wish I had a computer embedded in my brain.

[QUADChromatic]

Granted but it's made by google and it searches whatever you think of and you go insane from too much information flooding your brain.

I wish my internet would stop opening up to yahoo.

[Haar]

Granted, through the power of you being able to set your homepage. (http://lmgtfy.com/?q=how+to+set+homepage)

I wish that I knew how to drive.

[QUADChromatic]

Granted, through the power of you being able to set your homepage. (http://lmgtfy.com/?q=how+to+set+homepage)
My parents always change it on the family computer i use sometimes.


I wish that I knew how to drive.
Granted but you still don't have a car to drive.

I Wish for a Zanpakuto.

[Haar]

Granted, but the spirit of the blade dislikes you and refuses to listen to your commands.

I wish for the gaming skills of Yugi Muto's guardian spirit.

[QUADChromatic]

Granted but lose in a dual to Jaden from GX because your not a main character.

I wish megavideo wasn't taken down.

[Haar]

Granted, but then you get arrested by the FBI for using it to stream illegal content. (You watched swap.avi)

I wish that I had more time to watch anime.

[QUADChromatic]

Granted you stop sleeping to watch anime and your brain never gets the rest it needs and it stop working making you brain dead.

I wish for a PET with a custom Navi.

[Haar]

Granted, but you accidentally use a dark chip and corrupt your Navi, thus making it escape from the PET and wreak havoc upon the internet.

I wish that Mega Man Battle Network game for DS got released outside of Japan.

[QUADChromatic]

Granted but it was never translated.

I wish for Geass.

[Haar]

Granted. but you are given Mao's Geass and you go mad from hearing everyone's voices.

I wish for Kallen's Knightmare. And Kallen. (to teach me to pilot it, of course.)

[QUADChromatic]

Granted but Suzaku is still better then you and destroys you Gurran Mach II and Kallen leaves you for him.

I wish for the Lancelot Albion.
http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_uhAVIQRB_8Y/S_uCSbxAIRI/AAAAAAAAHYI/r4kL354IWTg/s1600/R2LancelotAlbion_01.jpg

[Luppi-tan]

Granted, but it refuses to obey.

I wish for an end to high gas prices.

[Haar]

Granted, but that's only due to gas being depleted once and for all.

I wish to be part of the Glorious PC Gaming Master Race.

http://desmond.imageshack.us/Himg210/scaled.php?server=210&filename=gloriouspcgamingrace.jpg&res=landing

[Neomalysys]

Granted but they constantly deride every facet of your existence.
I wish for Katamari Damaci.

[Haar]

Granted, but you get crushed by the giant ball in a horrible accident.

I wish that I had the power to warp reality.

[Neomalysys]

Granted you warp yourself out of existence.
I wish I was a sexy space pirate.

[Haar]

Granted, but you get raped by 5 guys at once and grow a penis because you're Space Pirate Sara.

I wish that I had the XXXG-01D2 Gundam Deathscythe Hell.

[JinVicious]

Granted, but using it causes your hands to rot off.

I Samurai Champloo had more episodes!

[Haar]

Granted, but then you'll realize that it was the perfect length to begin with and that Manglobe is too lazy to do something like that anyway.

I wish for another season of Gantz.

[QUADChromatic]

Granted but it's never translated into English.

I wish they would make a new series of Zoids.

[synbad2]

granted but they uses reruns

I wish for Barrelrolling to be a recognized Olympic sport

[Haar]

Granted but it's never translated into English.
I'd be willing to watch it raw.


I wish for Barrelrolling to be a recognized Olympic sport

Granted, but it gets banned as soon as someone dies in a Barrelrolling accident

I wish Family Guy didn't rely on random cut-away jokes.

[QUADChromatic]

Granted but it's just rolling down a hill in barrel.

I wish I could find a barrel.

[Haar]

Granted, but it's being guarded by Donkey Kong.

I wish that I had the ability to read minds.

[QUADChromatic]

Granted but you cant control it so in large crowds you can't read it because everyone's text jumbles together.

I wish i could draw.

[Haar]

Granted, but you draw like Nobuyuki Fukumoto
http://m-27.com/wp-content/lol/kaiji.jpg

I wish for a good Sonic the Hedgehog game to be made.

[xIsamuTM]

granted, it's never released. I wish i had a new keyboard.

[Haar]

Granted, but it's made of paper and breaks fairly quickly.

I wish I had the power to fly.

[synbad2]

granted but you fly into a tornado of blades

I wish i had a life...

[jujuthewhale666]

Granted, but its a life filled with failure and mediocrity.

I wish i had a new cell phone.

[jinzo64]

granted but it an evil android and it absorbs you.

i wish for a new pair of eyes

[Luppi-tan]

Granted. But you're blind.

I wish for more money to go to college.

[1-13R3T1K]

Wish granted but you regret your choice knowing you could of bought something awesome.

I wish I didn't have so much problems uploading :/

[Luppi-tan]

Granted. But you have problems downloading, instead.

I wish for a girlfriend

[Haar]

Granted, but she's crippled and you have to feed her every so often or else she'll die.

I wish for the power to control people's thoughts.

[Luppi-tan]

Granted. But they know you're controlling their thoughts, and they hate you for it.

I wish I was I was the best author in the world.

[Haar]

Granted. But they know you're controlling their thoughts, and they hate you for it.
Hopefully, I can manipulate them into liking me, too.


I wish I was I was the best author in the world.
Granted, but every other author gets jealous and plans a sabotage attempt which culminates in your writing skills being discredited and you being poisoned, dying a slow and painful death.

I wish I wasn't so cynical.

[1-13R3T1K]

Hopefully, I can manipulate them into liking me, too.


Granted, but every other author gets jealous and plans a sabotage attempt which culminates in your writing skills being discredited and you being poisoned, dying a slow and painful death.

I wish I wasn't so cynical.

Wish Granted your a sociopath

I wish I could one day visit a none suicidal Japan and befriend many people and live happily ever after :3

[Haar]

Granted, but Godzilla attacks shortly after you leave, destroying most of Japan.

I wish I had the piloting skills of Suzaku Kururugi.

[1-13R3T1K]

Wish granted but the gravity of the planet makes it impossible to fly.

I wish I owned the earth and I could give my puppy the moon.

[Haar]

Granted, but some space Germans come to take back the Earth from you, but first, they seize the moon to spite you.

I wish I could own the Internet.

[1-13R3T1K]

Wish granted but you run it threw a dial-up line

I wish I could banish all spiders to Uganda.

[Haar]

Granted, but then Joseph Kony trains them as soldiers and sends them to kill you.

I wish I could found and lead my own country.

[HeyHeyHeyStayOuttaMyShed]

Granted, but it's a Country riddled with aids and sexually transmitted disease.

I wish for...for....hmm..I wish i wasn't being forced to clean today!

[Haar]

Granted, but you're now forced to cook all day.

I wish I was smarter.

[Neomalysys]

Granted but your brain is so huge you can't move.
I wish I was flying.

[Haar]

Granted, but you can't land the plane you're flying in and you end up crashing.

I wish that I could project my thought into reality in a manner resembling the HoloDecks in Star Trek.

[QUADChromatic]

Granted but you think of the worst monster in the universe and transmit it.

I wish for Hei's contractor abilities.

[Haar]

Granted, but you accidentally electrocute yourself with them. (You licked your knife)

I wish for Setsuna F. Seiei's Innovator powers.

[QUADChromatic]

Granted but when you explain your powers to other people they mistake your powers as spidermans spider sense and start calling you spiderman.

I wish for a Pokemon.

[Haar]

Granted but when you explain your powers to other people they mistake your powers as spidermans spider sense and start calling you spiderman.
That's a bad thing?


I wish for a Pokemon.
Granted. you now have a Magikarp.

I wish I had the powers of Shu from Blue Dragon. (His shadow, at least.)

[QUADChromatic]

Granted but you cant use your powers at night or when its to bright out.

I wish for Prides powers form Brotherhood.

[Haar]

Granted, but then Ed and Al come out of nowhere and kill you.

I wish for some rocket powered brass knuckles. (http://myanimelist.net/manga.php?id=952)

[Neomalysys]

Granted but it backfires incinerating your arm.
I wish I was a non Twilight vampire.

[Haar]

Granted, but the power of Christ compels you. (I.E., the Pope pimp slaps you until you die)

I wish there was a new Fire Emblem game already.

[QUADChromatic]

Granted but it's made for the 3DS and the change the combat system to make it more of an action game.

I wish Capcom would release a new Megaman Battle Network style game.
(Not Star Force)

[Haar]

Granted. Sort of.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_x-HbyQ5ce8
Though it only gets released in Japan.

I wish there was a compilation movie for Kamen Rider Ryuki so I wouldn't have to watch 50 episodes of Monster of the Week combat.

[QUADChromatic]

Granted but the movie is 18 hours long and features every monster.

I wish i could understand and speak every language.

[Haar]

Granted, but now everyone asks you for help whenever they leave the country.

I wish I had the speed of Eyeshield 21.

[QUADChromatic]

Granted but the flash can still run circles around you.

I wish to be a One Winged Angle.

[Haar]

Granted, but then Cloud Strife challenges you to a duel and he kills you with his Buster Sword. Not by skill, but by pure strength.

I wish for Cecil Harvey's Mythgraven Blade.

[QUADChromatic]

Granted but they're better weapons in that game then that.

I wish for Bass's gets program.

[Haar]

Granted, but then you accidentally come into possession of a Dark Chip and go insane.

I wish I actually could memorize the Program Advances in MMBN 5.

[QUADChromatic]

Granted but you can't ever get all the required chips.

I wish i could find a picture of me that doesn't look like a socially awkward penguin.

[Haar]

Granted, but you have to take that picture yourself, first.

I wish I had a new camera.

[QUADChromatic]

Granted but it's made for five year old kids but you don't have to worry about dropping it.

I wish for Ninja skills.

[Haar]

Granted, but you're taught these skills by Konoha ninjas, so you don't easily gain the will to murder people.

I wish for Samurai abilities.

[QUADChromatic]

Granted you are a master samurai until a poison dart hits you in the back of the neck
(Ninjas-1 Samurais-0)

I wish I was a Spartan.

[Haar]

Granted, but the Persians from 300 and the Covenant aliens from Halo double team and defeat you.

I wish I could use telekinesis.

[QUADChromatic]

Granted but picking up anything more then ten pound will put to much strain on your brain and kill you.

I wish i could teleport.

[Luppi-tan]

Granted. But you have no control over your skill.

I wish for more time in which to do things.

[QUADChromatic]

Granted you have been diagnosed with insomnia so you can only sleep 4 hours a night.

I wish for a Chrono Machina.

[Haar]

Granted, but then you realize that hardly anyone else here knows any Latin and they would've given you a hurrdurr response, thus rendering the question quite inaccessible. Oh, and you get lost in the year 2525 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=izQB2-Kmiic).

I wish I could transform into a masked defender of justice.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=39M1PMUK9K8

[Luppi-tan]

Granted. But you transform into Catman from Fairly Odd Parents.

I wish I weighed 130 pounds again.

[HeyHeyHeyStayOuttaMyShed]

Granted, but unfortunately you only lost the weight because a gypsie cursed you like in Stephen Kings "Thinner". You lose 50 pounds a month and it won't stop.

I wish for the finest ass in the world

[Haar]

Granted, but then you get a bunch of stalkers and never have any time alone.

I wish I was as good at Vampire: The Masquerade - Bloodlines as Marik (www.youtube.com/watch?v=VudvyOHdlek#t=4m4s).

[HeyHeyHeyStayOuttaMyShed]

Granted, but Marik soon becomes better than you at playing Bloodlines with the help of Bakura and his gayness.

I wish for..hm...hmm~...I wish to never have a headache again

[Haar]

Granted. You're dead, therefore there are no more headaches.

I wish I had lower expectations for my life.

[Neomalysys]

Granted their so low you start suffering from depression and kill yourself.
I wish I was a pirate.

[Haar]

Granted their so low you start suffering from depression and kill yourself.
The lower my expectations, the less I expect from life, therefore I'll be happy no matter what horrible things I go through.


I wish I was a pirate.

Granted, but you're one of those African pirates and you get gunned down by the 'Merican Navy. The end.

I wish I could get a good charisma roll.

[QUADChromatic]

Granted you roll a twenty barmaids and all other women flock around you but you die young from so many STDs that you contracted over the years.

I wish I could change my appearance when ever I wanted to whom ever I wanted.

[Haar]

Granted, you're Marvel's Chameleon. But you're quickly gunned down by the Punisher.

I wish I had the agility of Spider-man.

[Luppi-tan]

Granted. But you also have the expectations on you of spider-man.

I wish... I was my Vampire the Masquerade Character, Erich Zann III, A Tzimisce...

[QUADChromatic]

Granted but the forecast the area in which you live is sunny for the next year.

I wish for a Seleção cellphone.

[Haar]

Granted, the military comes to your house and confiscates it.

I wish my life was more like a movie.

[QUADChromatic]

Granted Michale Bay is directing your life and your life is full of aliens and explosions that try to kill you every day.

I wish my life had more Time Lords.

[Haar]

Granted Michale Bay is directing your life and your life is full of aliens and explosions that try to kill you every day.
As long as I'm the main character, I can't die, at least.


I wish my life had more Time Lords.

Granted, but they constantly heckle you and look down upon you as a lower life form. That being said, the only one that will even talk to you as an intelligent being is the Doctor himself.

I wish I had Link's Master Sword.

[QUADChromatic]

Granted but its a plastic replica and breaks the instant you hit a bush looking for rubies.

I wish for metallurgy skills.

[Haar]

Granted, but you can never find the minerals necessary to make it profitable.

I wish I had Hank Hill's knowledge of propane.

[Luppi-tan]

Granted. But you're too poor to afford decent metal.

I wish for Shazam Ears (like the cell phone app) so I can identify any song immediately.

[QUADChromatic]

Granted but everybody thinks your annoying for naming every song you hear.

I wish for the Shining Gundam.

[Haar]

Granted, but Noriko comes along in the Gunbuster and destroys it, along with you.

I wish that I had the piloting skills of Chirico Cuvie.

[QUADChromatic]

Granted but Suzaku in the lancelot Albion destroys you with a freya. HAHAHA Overkill FTW.

I wish for a over powered weapon.

[Haar]

Granted, you are given a deadly dart gun from Fallout 3.(Pierces armor, cripples legs, positions opponent) However, you are shortly surrounded by robots, therefore your weapon is no longer that useful and you are instantly disintegrated.

I wish I were a king and had a kingdom full of loyal subjects willing to die for me.

[QUADChromatic]

Granted but you are attacked by the spartan army and all your subjects are enslaved.

I wish for better writing skills.

[Haar]

Granted, but then you are forced to move to a non-English speaking country and have to re-learn a fair amount of your writing skills. Or at the very least, some of your puns won't make sense.

I wish I had an underground bunker.

[QUADChromatic]

Granted but corners were cut and the ten inch thick walls are 90% Styrofoam.

I wish there was food in my house that doesn't take time to cook.

[Haar]

Granted. And by "granted", I mean "You just eat some frozen pizzas without bothering to heat them up."

I wish I had Yusei Fudo's dueling skills.

[QUADChromatic]

Granted but you can only have his skills if playing cards on a motorcycle but no one else can play on a motorcycle so you lose all the time.

I wish for a pet Gorilla.

[Luppi-tan]

Granted. But it mauls you the first chance it gets.

I wish Kuro****suji II didn't have such a bittersweet ending.

[Haar]

Granted. It now has a sickly sweet ending that makes cynical people such as myself completely unsatisfied.

I wish that Armor Hunter Mellowlink had a more realistic and depressing ending.

[Luppi-tan]

Granted. Now, nobody likes it. Even you don't.

I wish I didn't have a headache.

[Haar]

Granted. You're decapitated.

I wish that every anime series had a series of compilation movies for quicker viewing.

[HeyHeyHeyStayOuttaMyShed]

Granted, but the animators who animate the anime's lose allot of money and can't buy as much rice as they used to.

I wish to have the sexiest wedding one day

[Haar]

Granted, but the animators who animate the anime's lose allot of money and can't buy as much rice as they used to.
Merchandise-driven shows like Gundam and AnyOtakuAnimeEver are safe, so I can live with that.


I wish to have the sexiest wedding one day

Granted, but your husbando divorces you a week later.

I wish there were more live action American mecha movies.

[jinzo64]

Granted but there all realy rubbish and last at least 5 hours a movie.

I wish i my router hadn't broke when it did.

I missed being here

[Luppi-tan]

Granted. It broke sooner.

I wish Amamiya from Psyren wasn't so Yandere

[jinzo64]

granted but he doesn't exist any more.

I wish To be female tennis player.

[QUADChromatic]

Granted you are a female who can play tennis but you suck you should have wished to be a "GOOD" female tennis player.

I Wish for a good mecha series to watch.

[Haar]

Granted. Check out Armored Trooper Votoms. Only problem is it's 52 episodes and you now have a short attention span.

I wish I had the power to access the Unlimited Blade Works

[QUADChromatic]

Granted but you run out of blades because it wasn't unlimited i guess.

I wish for unlimited wishes.

[Luppi-tan]

granted but he doesn't exist any more.
Amamiya is a girl.

I wish To be female tennis player.

Granted. But you're not very good, regardless of gender.

I wish I knew what I wanted to wish for.

[jinzo64]

Granted But it was a boring wish.

I wish for digimon tamers on dvd.

[Neomalysys]

Granted but it's so heavily edited that it's one 15 minute episode with no plot or females.
I wish I was smexy.

[jinzo64]

granted but now you have to beat lots fat,balding middle aged men and women of with a stick

i wish i had a valid passport

[Haar]

Granted, but you get mugged by the locals.

I wish I had a room full of guns.

[jinzo64]

Granted but they all go off at the same time and take you out of excistance.

I wish for a blue fairy even Navi would do.

[HeyHeyHeyStayOuttaMyShed]

Granted, but the fairly is 10x's more annoying than Navi.


I wish Mad would get online D<

[tengutenga]

Granted, but it is a botnet powered by a planet sized computer masquerading as Mad. Credit card details are stolen, and abused to create false criminal charges. The rest is history.

I wish I had a pink convertible Hummer H1 powered by an Evangelion Angel which can morph into a monster mech which can drill through mountains.

[Haar]

Granted, but it's destroyed by Getter Emperor within a manner of seconds.

I wish I had 2 friends that would assist me in combating evil through the use of a combining robot.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mzs1D3M-9CA

[jinzo64]

Granted but they join the evil side coz it has cookies.

I wish For Amvhell 6 to be made.

[Haar]

Granted, but it's horrible and filled with cancerously bad 40 second jokes that have no punchline because the editors thought that Reddit humor (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_FKuPPiF5SU) is funny.

I wish I didn't seriously believe that was going to happen.

[jinzo64]

Granted but the only videos that arte amvhell are Soifon and Ika videos that were made by me and Blood.

I wish i hadn't Bid on a black dress on ebay.

[Haar]

Granted but the only videos that arte amvhell are Soifon and Ika videos that were made by me and Blood.
So I'd more or less be in the aforementioned predicament anyway.


I wish i hadn't Bid on a black dress on ebay.

Granted. You bid on a women's swimsuit instead.

I wish I could pilot Getter-3, Zambot-3, Daitarn-3, and Gekiganger-3.

[jinzo64]

Granted but they don't work.

I wish My Swim suit was yellow and black with a bit of a skirt attached to it.

[QUADChromatic]

Granted but the swimsuit is to small and doesn't fit at all.

I wish for more time to play FFIV on my PlayStation

[Haar]

Granted, but then you finish it and realize that it's the best main series Final Fantasy game and all of the other ones pale in comparison to it.

I wish I could pilot Getter-2 and show everyone that Gurren Lagann wasn't the first mecha to use drills

[QUADChromatic]

I wish for more time to play FFIV on my PlayStation

FFIV was amazing but it was FFV i am playing right now.


I wish I could pilot Getter-2 and show everyone that Gurren Lagann wasn't the first mecha to use drills

Granted but you crash the Getter-2 in to the nearest building and are arrested for property damages and the Getter-2 is impounded.

I wish for a laptop of my own.

[Haar]

Granted, but then your friends use it while you're asleep and get you a system-crippling virus after downloading a terabyte of scat porn.

I wish I had an attractive co-pilot willing to break into the impound lot and steal back Getter-2 for me.

[QUADChromatic]

Granted, but then your friends use it while you're asleep and get you a system-crippling virus after downloading a terabyte of scat porn.

System Restore



I wish I had an attractive co-pilot willing to break into the impound lot and steal back Getter-2 for me.

Granted but they decide to keep Getter-2 for themselves.

I wish I had better friends.

[Haar]

Granted, but then you're expected to be much nicer in exchange.

I wish I had an army of clones willing to fight for me.

[QUADChromatic]

Granted but one turns against you and convinces all the other clones that he is the original and takes over your life and through torture and hypnosis convinces you your the clone and you serve him for the rest of your life.

I wish i didn't need to sleep.

[Haar]

Granted, but you get bored staying up for so long.


I wish I had the speed and strength of Yusuke Urameshi.

[QUADChromatic]

Granted but I have not seen YuYu hakusho so ill assume the hulk is stronger and make you fight him be cause i don't know any other way to corrupt this wish.

I wish that people would stop assuming that I'm actually using my facebook.
(I let my brother take control my Facebook account.)

[Luppi-tan]

Granted. Now people assume you use myspace.

I wish our dog didn't wake me up at 7 each morning... Then at 8... Then at 9

[QUADChromatic]

Granted he dies unexpectedly and you have to bury him in your backyard at 7 in the morning.

I wish to be Emperor of the Holy Nation of Brittania.

[Haar]

Granted, but then the Yang Wen-Li of the Free Planets Alliance comes down to Earth with is fleet and routes your army with a crushing blow due to superior cannon technology.

I wish I had a space ship that could travel faster than the speed of light.

[QUADChromatic]

Granted but you hit a particle of space debris and it rips right through the hull of your space craft destroying it.
(I watched too much Discovery Channel as a kid)

I Wish I could relive my childhood knowing what i know now.

[Haar]

Granted, but then everything becomes boring and your parents will think you're too young to do the things you currently like. For instance, you won't be allowed to watch most anime due to inappropriate content.

I wish that 90% of popular anime weren't horrible.

[QUADChromatic]

Granted 99% of popular anime is absolute ****.

I wish my little brother wasn't a dick and get my families netflix disbanded for a month.

[Haar]

Granted, but then you realize that torrenting movies (via your neighbor's internet) is much easier.

I wish I ruled the internet.

[Neomalysys]

Granted but you are violently overthrown.
I wish I was an Oscar Meyer wiener.

[Haar]

Granted, but some kids eat you during a commercial shooting.

I wish I had Moves Like Jagger

[jinzo64]

Granted but there moves of a random person called Jagger who is a rubbish dancer.

I wish I had a better sense of justice.

[Haar]

Granted, but then you realize that any given super hero still has a stronger sense of justice than you.

I wish I had the abilities of Alphas.
http://typenights.com/images/zetman/zetman_6_05x.jpg

[jinzo64]

Granted but your abillity puts you in a coma for 6 months after using it - 2 minutes of X-Ray Vision

I wish we had more public toilets.

[Luppi-tan]

Granted, but the increase in restrooms means a decrease in quality of each one. They're now disgusting...

I wish those kids would give the Trix Rabbit some Trix so he would just shut up and go away.

[Haar]

Granted, but he dies after eating food only intended for consumption by humanity, thus leading his ghost to haunt the children for more.

I wish for the ability to control giant statues.

[Neomalysys]

Granted but you can't use them for anything illegal.
I wish I was a giant robot.

[Haar]

Granted, but I then become fascinated with you, learn all of your secrets and end up controlling you.

I wish I had an army of dogs to fight for me.

[Luppi-tan]

Granted, but your opponent has an army of Ghouled humans to fight for him (See Vampire: The Masquerade).

I wish I was the greatest GM in the world and everyone wanted to play in my games... Muahaha!

[Haar]

Granted, but then a sequel to 2004's Vampire: The Masquerade – Bloodlines comes out across all platforms and then everyone ignores you and plays that instead.

I wish I owned every issue of Spider-man 2099.

[jinzo64]

Granted but theres no room in your house for you.

I wish I had a real life Shaymin

[QUADChromatic]

Granted you buy one off Ebay but it ends up just being a Chia-pet and you realize you just got ripped off.

I wish for an army of chibi robot monkeys to overthrow the world with.

[jinzo64]

Granted but they use you as a weapon to acheive said goal.

I wish to be happier with myself.

[Haar]

Granted, but then you become more disappointed in others.

I wish I could play Violin.

[QUADChromatic]

Granted but you aren't as good as you would like to be so you never play the violin ever again.

I wish for a giant bag of Beef Jerky.

[jinzo64]

Granted but you have no other skills or have the abillity to talk properly either.

I wish I didn't have weird thoughts.

[QUADChromatic]

Granted you get hit in the head and your brain stops working and you die.

I wish i could type faster.

[jinzo64]

granted you type to fast and you end typing in welsh

I wish I could speak every language on the planet.

[Luppi-tan]

Granted. But you speak so many that you've blurred them together, and created a new language that NOBODY understands... Even you.

I wish I knew who the girl was that was tied up in Kaiju's pictures at the bottom of his posts.

[Haar]

Granted. It's Ruki Makino from Digimon Tamers. But now you feel inclined to watch every episode of that anime and by every product related to it, thus leading you to poverty.

I wish I didn't have a severe anger problem.

[xIsamuTM]

congrats, you're a Vulcan now, dig them pointy ears.


I wish i was off work for the night.

[Haar]

congrats, you're a Vulcan now, dig them pointy ears.
I can live with that, I guess.



I wish i was off work for the night.
Granted. You're fired.

I wish I could control thoughts and read minds.

[jinzo64]

Granted but you can only control the thoughts and read the minds of goldfish.

I wish my pokemon video hadn't been blocked on youtube.

[1-13R3T1K]

Wish granted now some kid in china has to watch your sick masterpiece

I wish I could become a Pillow ninja

[Haar]

Granted, but you fall asleep due to being around so many pillows.

I wish I could actually sing.

[jinzo64]

Granted but your beat by dancing dogs on every talent show you go on

I wish I'd Gone to bed early yesterday

[Haar]

Granted, but you went to sleep so early, you didn't have any time to do anything at all.

I wish I could draw.

[1-13R3T1K]

Wish granted but no one appreciates your work not even you.

I wish I could have an army of Me

[Haar]

Granted, but then they all turn on you and start running amok all over the world.

I wish my computer could run the original Fallout without having a seizure.

[Luppi-tan]

Granted. It gives you the Blue Screen of Death instead.

I wish Yuki Nagato was a real girl...

[Dancer]

Granted, you are now the one whos having seizures.

I wish i could complete the games i buy...

[1-13R3T1K]

Dancer

Granted, you are now the one whos having seizures.

I wish i could complete the games i buy...



Wish granted but your life is never filled cause you realize that they aren't that great of a game

I wish I could change peoples names at will.

[jinzo64]

Granted but you have to changes yours at the same time aswell.

I wish I was President of the world.

[Luppi-tan]

Granted. But you're overthrown by Kim Kardashian, who becomes the new president and uses her demon hordes to slaughter the human race

I wish I understood Dancer's comeback. Yuki Nagato never had seizures.

[Lionforce1337]

Granted, but the knowledge of understanding causes your brain to melt into a pool of acid.

I wish it was busier today.

[Haar]

I wish I understood Dancer's comeback. Yuki Nagato never had seizures.

He was responding to my question about Fallout. (http://www.amvhell.com/showthread.php?2808-Corrupt-a-Wish&p=424077#post424077)



I wish it was busier today.
Granted, but it's so busy, you're ignored by everyone.

I wish I could walk through walls.

[Dancer]

Sorry about the confusion Luppi-tan, was as mentioned reffereing to Haarthedragonlord's wish,i was just to slow..

Ontopic again !

Granted, the only thing you cant pass through now is floors for everything else,you will simply pass through!:)

I wish my wish wont get corrupted ;)

[Luppi-tan]

Um... Granted. But you've just defeated the point of this thread.

I wish Dancer was Human instead (get it?)

[Neomalysys]

Granted but he quickly reverts to not human status.
I wish people would jump off a cliff leming style.

[jinzo64]

Granted but you were first

I wish i could write an awesome anime like clannad or air

[Haar]

Granted, but then you realize that the two aforementioned shows are terribly overrated in the first place, therefore eliminating the claim of the anime you write being "awesome"

I wish the stores in my town had a copy of Dragon's Dogma in stock.

[jinzo64]

Granted but you can only buy them if you own both clannad,clannad after story and Air on dvd

I wish my holiday didn't have to end

[Haar]

Granted but you can only buy them if you own both clannad,clannad after story and Air on dvd
I don't see how that's an issue.


I wish my holiday didn't have to end
Granted, but this is due to time stopping. You never age and become bored.

I wish I had a region free wii

[jinzo64]

Granted but all your games are now in japenese and are 100 times harder

I wish Bleach Series 8 would come out in a complete boxset somtime soon.

[Luppi-tan]

Granted, but the dubbing is just terrible because they didn't have time to accurately translate.

I wish Soi Fon wasn't such a tsundere

[jinzo64]

Granted shes now a stupidly cute chibi loli instead.

I wish i had more confidence

[1-13R3T1K]

Wish granted but you have too much confidence and people hate you.

I wish I was passive aggressive so I could attack anyone I'd like with reason.

[Haar]

Granted, but then a brave man beats you up in real life for behaving the way in which you do.

I wish I had a laserdisc player.

[KlausJuergen]

Granted. But suddenly all laserdiscs on earth magically disappear.
I wish I had a new apartment.

[Haar]

Granted, but the apartment comes with 20 roommates.

I wish I knew how to pilot a jet.

[LawRayLiet]

Granted, but you never get an opportunity to use the knowledge.

I wish I had an awesome sword.

[Lionforce1337]

Granted, but it belongs to a 6" scale figurine.

I wish I would stop sneezing.

[jinzo64]

Granted your nose and mouth seal shut for ever.

I wish for my 2 live action amv subbmisions to be excepted.

[Haar]

Granted, but everybody yells at you for bribing the judges and then the episode gets cancelled anyway.

I wish I could decide what anime to use for that Parody OP (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S3TMJHFhJPA) of Mazinkaiser I'm planning on making.

[jinzo64]

granted you use a mix of unknown animes that no one knows anything about.

I wish I had a ring finder.

[Haar]

granted you use a mix of unknown animes that no one knows anything about.
That's hardly an issue. Besides, I already do that for a lot of my videos. It's this amazing and rare concept called "originality". I also don't like having to rely on feedback from fanboys that unconditionally like a video if it uses an anime they like. I know that if I impress people with an AMV using an anime that they will probably never watch, they were more than likely genuinely impressed.


I wish I had a ring finder.
Granted, but you immediately lose it and have no way of finding it.

I wish I could absorb all of a book's information simply by touching it.

[Kaiju]

Granted, you gain information from everything you touch, and you remember it all down to every last detail...which impedes you to be able to function as a person as it means you cannot live without the trillions of thoughts of information assaulting your brain.

I wish for a wish!

[Haar]

Granted, but it's not a good wish. I chose your wish for you and it involves you being kidnapped by Donkey Kong like Little Mac. (www.youtube.com/watch?v=YwrwamzgztY#t=8m25s) (If that deep link doesn't work, just skip to 8:25)

I wish I had the ability to crush mountains with my fists.

[jinzo64]

Granted but all the mountains evolve to have wheels so than can flee from you.

I wish Harr wouldn't do this type of thing.
Originally Posted by jinzo64

granted you use a mix of unknown animes that no one knows anything about.

That's hardly an issue. Besides, I already do that for a lot of my videos. It's this amazing and rare concept called "originality". I also don't like having to rely on feedback from fanboys that unconditionally like a video if it uses an anime they like. I know that if I impress people with an AMV using an anime that they will probably never watch, they were more than likely genuinely impressed.

[Haar]

Granted but all the mountains evolve to have wheels so than can flee from you.
Mountains have DNA?


I wish Harr wouldn't do this type of thing.
Originally Posted by jinzo64

granted you use a mix of unknown animes that no one knows anything about.

That's hardly an issue. Besides, I already do that for a lot of my videos. It's this amazing and rare concept called "originality". I also don't like having to rely on feedback from fanboys that unconditionally like a video if it uses an anime they like. I know that if I impress people with an AMV using an anime that they will probably never watch, they were more than likely genuinely impressed.

Granted, but then I'm much less interesting and just become yet another faceless zombie of the internet with no particular merit or qualities that make you remember me more than once.

I wish I had retractable wings.

[jinzo64]

Yes Everything has DNA even mountains.

Granted But there only for deceration and are 50 feet long and are made seagull feathers.

I wish I was more interesting

[Haar]

Granted, but the everyone gets angry at you for being more interesting than them and they proceed to hunt you down and enslave you to work in the spice mines.

I wish I could by some slaves to work for me.

[jinzo64]

Granted but they eventualy turn on you and eat you.

I wish I didn't have to work in the spice mines.

[Haar]

Granted, but then you're forced to be the overseer's sex slave instead.

I wish I had a room full of quarters.

[jinzo64]

Granted but you can't open the door because it opend inwards.

I wish not to have to sleep ever again.

[Haar]

Granted but you can't open the door because it opend inwards.
I can get a battering ram and break it down. Or I could just use some small explosives.


I wish not to have to sleep ever again.
Granted, but then you become quite restless and wander the Earth bored.

I wish I could drive.

[Ghost]

Granted, though you are the WORST DRIVER IN THE HISTORY OF MAN KIND (that is also your bumper sticker)

I wish I had a turtle.

[Haar]

Granted, but it moves too slowly to interest you.

I wish I had heat vision like Superman.

[Ken-Chan]

Granted, but because you lacked the superior body of Superman you proceed to burn your retinas and go blind.

I wish i had some jerky

[Haar]

Granted, but it's too salty and you become dehydrated.

I wish I was a swordsman on par with Anakin Skywalker.

[Ken-Chan]

Granted, you swordsman skill is on par with a 9yr old engineer

I wish my thirst to be quenched

[Haar]

Granted, but it's quenched by a beverage you don't like, thus leaving a bad taste in your mouth.

I wish I had the speed, strength, and aim of Motoko Kusanagi.

[adzman]

Granted, but you don't have her quick wits, so when you get shot in the head, you actually die.

I wish I had more cowbell.

[Haar]

Granted, but you are give a broken cowbell that doesn't make any noise.

I wish I had the money to make my own suit of powered armor similar to the suits seen in Starship Troopers.

[jinzo64]

Granted but it breaks after 2 hours of use.

I wish I could find true love.

[Haar]

Granted, but then you'll realize that all of that true love nonsense is just in your head. Love is a product of fairy tale books and is presented as something eternal, illogical, without strings attached, and unconditioned, yet we have high divorce rates. Love wouldn't wain but tolerance would. Therefore, tolerance is the only thing keeping "lovers" together.

I wish I'd stop quoting N.P.C.C. so much.

[adzman]

Granted, but to fill the void you start quoting Pauly Shore movies.

I wish I were big.

[Haar]

Granted, but you're too big and can never find enough food to satisfy you, thus leading to your death by starvation. (You were the size of a three story building, by the way.)

I wish I were happy.

[Luppi-tan]

Granted... But you're so happy that everyone hates you because you're too happy.

I wish bitches really did love cannons.

[jinzo64]

Granted but they use them to shoot at you with.

I wish for peas on earth

[Haar]

Granted, but they're all spoiled.

I wish that I had the ability to transform into any being I want to at any given time.

[XCV]

Granted, but the transformation ritual consists of getting screwed up the ass by a rhino, sticking toothpicks under your toenails and kicking a wall really hard and reading 7 chapters of Twilight. And the transformation only lasts 30 seconds.

I wish I knew what I wanted to wish for.

[Haar]

Granted, but the transformation ritual consists of getting screwed up the ass by a rhino, sticking toothpicks under your toenails and kicking a wall really hard and reading 7 chapters of Twilight. And the transformation only lasts 30 seconds.
It's worth it. I can become a super being for 30 seconds and warp reality to my liking so that I no longer have to go meet those transformation requirements again.


I wish I knew what I wanted to wish for.
Granted, but then you're barred from making that specific wish.

I wish I had the strength and sword skills of Guin (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Guin_Saga#Characters).

[jinzo64]

Granted but you can't move due to the fact that you've been put in gravity chamber with the gravity set to times one million.

I wish I had a happy dream.

[Haar]

Granted, but it gradually becomes a nightmare.

I wish that I could create a living being from my mind.

[jinzo64]

Granted but it's a mini mecha with pointless powers and weapons.

I wish I had a flat stomache

[Haar]

Granted but it's a mini mecha with pointless powers and weapons.
I don't see how that's an issue. Besides, if worse comes to worse, I can use it's melee skills and pull a Votoms maneuver.


I wish I had a flat stomache
Granted, but this is only achieved after you've vomited several times.

I wish I knew how to correctly use a gun.

[QUADChromatic]

Granted but you shoot your eye out kid.

I wish for more time to visit this site.

[Haar]

Granted, but while you're here, none of your friends on this site are online.

I wish my computer could render videos faster.

[HeyHeyHeyStayOuttaMyShed]

Granted, but your computer crashes.

I wish for all bronies to spontaneously combust from their asses, That way they can get their head out of their asses xDD D< And i also wish for them to be ****ed by large ponies.

[adzman]

Granted, but they enjoy it.

I wish for 14.7 billion lemon starburst.

[QUADChromatic]

Granted but after you eat 13 billion and on you find an orange starburst.

I wish for more Deadman wonderland.

[KlausJuergen]

Granted, but you are an extra in it and you die during the first 5 minutes.

I wish I had a tiger (http://wallpapers-diq.com/wallpapers/27/Triumph_Tiger_1050.jpg)

[Haar]

Granted, but then you crash it in a manner much like the one described by Meatloaf in Bat out of Hell (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ez-znJzqLsc)

I wish I had a life size replica of Gekiganger 3.
http://www.reocities.com/bakuryu831/gekiganger_3.jpg