[talkanor]

granted you are a slaneeshi deamonette
i wish for BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD

[Ruby150]

Granted, you now have every drop of blood from your body, in a jar.
I wish for MBM to get a second season

[jinzo64]

granted but it's 500 epsidoes long and each epsiode last 3 hours is realy medicore,predictable,poorly edited,badly scrippted and non of the origional cast appear til the last episode,the story jumps and and no interlocking points and makes no sense.

i wish i could fix broken britain

[talkanor]

granted but it was fixed by french ppl
i wish for a cup ramen

[Neomalysys]

Granted but it's made with pee instead of soup.
I wish for the power of meep.

[talkanor]

granted Your a sheep in wales
i wish for the ultimate moe

[JinVicious]

Granted, but you sleep through all of your favourite T.V shows.

I wish could transfer my consciousness in to a, invinsible giant mechanical body and bring death and destruction to the entire universe!

HAHA Fool, I don't watch TV! You attempt to corrupt my wish has failed!

As for the last Wish:

Granted, you wake up in bed with Moe Sislack from the Simpsons. Should have been more descriptive of "Ultimate Moe"

I wish I could finally get this dan 250$ Check cashed that I've had for over 2 months.

[Neomalysys]

Granted but it's cashed in for monopoly money.
I wish for the power of the north star.

[JinVicious]

Granted but it's cashed in for monopoly money.
I wish for the power of the north star.

Now that is an epic wish if I ever saw one.


Granted, but you only get Jagi's power, and thus plenty of people on the planet are way stronger than you. (Fist of the North Star reference)

I wish the sequels/remakes of Fist of the North Star didn't suck.

[jinzo64]

granted but the origional is the worst thing ever made.

i wish i didn't have a wish

[Neomalysys]

Granted but you have a wish anyways.
I wish for all wishes.

[hatz300]

granted . . . but they're all corrupt, what thread do you think we're in? >: D

I wish for a cymbal monkey to be under my control at all times

[Neomalysys]

Granted but it doesn't have a bomb attached so the zombies eat you.
I wish I could control zombies.

[hatz300]

Granted, but i control you

I wish zebras could fly and shoot lasers out of their stripes!

[Neomalysys]

Granted but they decide to kill you.
I wish I was a super zebra.

[MADEVIL]

Granted but your hunted down for dissection for science to see why your super
I wish everyone's head would explode all the world

[Neomalysys]

Granted but so does yours.
I wish my head didn't explode.

[jinzo64]

granted it shrank to the size of a grape

i wish for a sexy squid girl

[Neomalysys]

Granted but Blood kills you to have her to himself.
I wish I could control everyone on this website.

[jinzo64]

granted but you need be within 5 feet of everyone at the same time for your powers to work

i wish i had life

[Ruby150]

Granted, but then I give you death.
I wish for awesomeness

[bloodlover1987]

granted you get a mini ika >8D


i wish for another banjo kazooie game

[Ruby150]

Granted, but I bash your skull in, with the mini-Ika (it's only use)
I wish blood didn't love Ika so much.

[Neomalysys]

Granted but Blood commits suicide because of your wish. How's that feel.
I wish Blood would just turn into Ika.

[Ruby150]

Granted, but he's hideous. (Pretty good, actually)
I wish for chicken.

[Neomalysys]

Granted but you turn into LEEEEEROOOOY JEENKIns.
I wish WoW would die.

[Ruby150]

Granted, but another game comes out, and it's just as bad.
I wish life didn't suck.

[bloodlover1987]

wait why would you want me ika

[hatz300]

Granted, life doesn't suck, it blows

I wish i could manipulate people's lives

[JinVicious]

Granted, but it works off the subconscious and unconscious parts of your brain, thus you have little to no control over what you can force people to do.

I wish internet connections never had any problems.

[hatz300]

Granted, but your computer gets 1 virus per second

I wish something interesting would occur

[Ruby150]

Granted, but you watch Twilight instead.
I wish I would watch Red Faction: Origins (kudos to anyone who's seen it)

[Neomalysys]

wait why would you want me ika

Because as Ika you wouldn't have to obsess over Ika.

Granted but your eyes and brain melt due to the awesomeness.
I wish everyone but me would turn into an uber DBZ fanboy.

[Guthix]

granted but they force you become one of them by making you watch all episodes icluding gt and fillers.
i wish i knew the meaning of life.

[Ruby150]

Granted, but then I teach you the meaning of death.
I wish that they'd stop making the Final Destination series.

[MoreTimeThanSense]

Granted, but then I teach you the meaning of death.
I wish that they'd stop making the Final Destination series.

Granted, but they begin a spin off movie series called Penultimate Destination, the thrilling chronicles of the weeks leading up to the Final Destination films.

I wish for more wishes.

[Neomalysys]

Granted

[Dagmar]

Granted, but you only get one more wish

I wish that for every anime made in Japan, a good english dub of that anime would be released the next day

[Ruby150]

Granted, but they're all by some 40 year old, who lives with his mom.
I wish Greg Ayres would be in more animes that I watch.

[Neomalysys]

Granted but he dies so you get no new animes to watch.
I wish Power Rangers would be cool again.

[hatz300]

Granted, they're power ranger yetis now

I wish i had a pet monkey that had special powers

[Neomalysys]

Granted, they're power ranger yetis now

I wish i had a pet monkey that had special powers

How was that a corruption.

Also granted his special power is to kill you and bring you back to life over and over again.
I wish for Voltron.

[jinzo64]

granted but it rips you apart and destroys all of humanity

i wish i had more confidence

[Neomalysys]

Granted but a karma meteor kills you.
I wish to be immune to karma.

[BleachBebopAlchemist]

Granted but Karma doesn't exist so your wish is wasted.
I wish this website would crash.

[Neomalysys]

Granted but only for you.
I wish this website was more awesome.

[Ruby150]

Granted, but it's awesomeness causes your eyes to melt.
I wish I would be a survivor of the zombie apocalypse.

[BleachBebopAlchemist]

Granted but no one else lives and you have to eat zombies to survive.
I wish this site was less awesome.

[Ruby150]

Granted, but the same number of people come here.
I wish for food.

[BleachBebopAlchemist]

Granted but its poisoned zombie flesh.
I wish I didn't have homework.

[Ruby150]

Granted, but you find some way to fail.
I wish I had a job.

[hatz300]

granted, your job is to be blood's slave, and you don't actually make any money doing it . . .

I wish everyone had a moustache

[Neomalysys]

Granted but even girls have them.
I wish all girls looked like lolis.

[Ruby150]

Granted, but you are now blood.
I wish for people stupid people to be kicked out of America

[Dagmar]

Granted, but one of the stupid people becomes the leader of North Korea and destroys America with nukes

I wish I had a time machine, so I could shoot Hitler in the face

[Neomalysys]

Granted but this actually causes the Nazi's to win WW2.
I wish Japan would make super fighting robots.

[hatz300]

Granted, but they only use them for kamikaze

I wish i had infinite money cheat in real life

[jinzo64]

granted but the currency you choose looses all value and the worlds ecomony nose dives and everyone hates you for causing the worst economic crisis in the history of ever.

i wish for a friend.

[hatz300]

Granted, you're now friends with bloodlover1987 . . . good luck with that . . .

I wish for mutant powers!

[jinzo64]

awsome i'm friends with blood.

granted you have the power to turn in loli traps.

i wish to be friends with soifon

[Ruby150]

Granted, but she grows tired of you, and kills you.
I wish my power level was 9001

[hatz300]

granted, but numerical order is reversed so your power level is under 9000

I wish i could shoot lasers out of my glasses

and being friends with blood isn't supposed to be a good thing . . . he'll grape you . . .

[bloodlover1987]

xP just how i show my love

[Ruby150]

Granted, you hit blood with them, and you're congratulated as a hero... then you're assassinated.
I wish for a Ghost Nappa t-shirt

[hatz300]

Granted, but it talks and never EVER stops . . . EVER!!!!!

I wish blood wasn't assassinated by me so that i wouldn't get killed in return

[Ruby150]

Granted, but he tried to kill you, forcing you to kill him in self defence... and you're still assassinated.
I wish for Nappa to get more lines, in TFS's DBZA

[hatz300]

granted, they put a barcode on his head

i wish anime and manga would be released faster

[Ruby150]

Granted, but they're crappily done as a result.
I wish they would continue Kampfer's second season.

[Dagmar]

Granted, but you become a Kampfer, die, and the series ends
I wish I never had to use the bathroom

[hatz300]

granted, there's now a tube which cycles the waste to you mouth

I wish for giant fighting robots to be built and fight for my amusment

[Neomalysys]

Granted but Blood get's a giant Ika-bot and grapes you with it.
I wish I was a loli.

[Dagmar]

Granted, you are now ika
I'm sure you saw that coming
I wish everyone spoke the same language

[hatz300]

Granted, everybody speaks the same language but nobody can understand a word of it

I wish i had an anime collection :(

[Ruby150]

Granted, but you lose what little of a social life you have, and everyone considers you an outcast.
I wish for an awesome sig, like Hatz

[jinzo64]

granted but hatz kills you out of anger

i wish to be outspoken

[hatz300]

my sig was praised :D all i did was put some hatz in a picture, it's not hard if you want to learn

Granted, but nobody likes your opinions . . . and they remove your vocal cords . . . and then they spit in your face . . . and then they [insert bad thing here] to you . . .

I wish for my sig to be praised more >: D

[jinzo64]

granted but everyone hates you and your avatar

i wish i knew how to get a girlfriend

[bloodlover1987]

http://i.imgur.com/kkkdc.jpg.jpg

here Ruby you can use this xD

[hatz300]

XD blood you bastard, but i cant stop laughing long enough to hate it

Granted, you get leonidas as a squidgirl XD

I wish for mutant pairs of pants to eat blood

[jinzo64]

granted but blood is spat out as squidgirlidas.

i wish that squidgirl leonidas wasn't as funny as it is

[Ruby150]

Granted, it never was.
I wish Ika never existed (shoulda saw that coming).

[Dagmar]

Granted, blood now obsesses over cutting off your head

I wish I knew how to use the internet

[hatz300]

Granted, but the only pages that load contain pictures of blood graping you

I wish glasses were indestructible

[Neomalysys]

Granted but they are used to kill you by being shot out of orbit into your head.
I wish Squid Girl Leonidas would kill all loli haters.

[bloodlover1987]

why am i such a hot topic in here xD

[jinzo64]

because your awsome.

i wish blood had posted a wish

[Ruby150]

Granted, but it involves his ****phile nature.
I wish blood would shut up about Ika, and listen to some LoZ Dubstep.

[Neomalysys]

Granted but he kills you due to this wish.
I wish everybody on this site would turn into a super ****.

[Ruby150]

Granted, but I go against the norm, so screw you.
I wish for more LoZ Dubstep (I'm really into it, now).

[Dagmar]

I wish Squid Girl Leonidas would kill all loli haters.

Granted, but after killing them he devolps a taste for blood and kills everyone

I wish it wasn't so hot outside

[SquintyMccheese]

Granted, but due to the immediate weather change you catch pneumonia twice in one sitting and die.


I wish I didn't have this damn cold. :mad:

[Neomalysys]

Granted you now have avian flu.
I wish Ruby would become a **** with no way to stop it even death and non-existance.

[jinzo64]

granted but he only goes after dead children

i wish for more wii rpg games to be launched in the u.k

[MADEVIL]

granted wii rpg games are launched in the u.k. into outer space so you still never get to play them.
i wish jinzo to have a cream horn to lick, lick, lick

[jinzo64]

granted but i only got one.

i wish mad had a nice girlfriend

[MADEVIL]

Grant but she runs away with jinzo because he really likes to lick

I wish jinzo didn't like to lick so much

[jinzo64]

granted but my tongue won't stop licking.

i wish i had the power to the control the elements and metal.

[Neomalysys]

Granted you use them to kill all non ****s on this site.
I wish for an army of ninja catgirls and cyborg ****bears.

[jinzo64]

granted but they all kill each other in a massive pillow fight0

I wish for faster international deliveries

[Neomalysys]

Granted but you start dating the hot delivery chick that travels through your dreams and things don't end well.
I wish life was an anime video game.

[bloodlover1987]

granted but you are a NPC stuck standing in place for the rest of eternity

i wish for ruby not to be an asshole

[Ruby150]

Granted, I kill you and I'm not an ass, anymore.
I wish blood would shut up about how much I hate him.

[Neomalysys]

Granted he just kills you.
I wish we would all just get along and ruby would be a ****.

[Ruby150]

Granted, but I decide to go against the norm you people set, and kill you all.
I wish for more people to play PTD

[jinzo64]

granted but your not aloud to play anymore

i wish i had a magical lawn gnome

[bloodlover1987]

granted but its evil and burns your house down

i wish Freddy mercury was still alive

[jinzo64]

granted but he can no longer sing and just sits in the corner of your bedroom and stares at you while you sleep.

i wish i was an emo nihilist

[Neomalysys]

Granted but you constantly argue with yourself over committing suicide or a murderous rampage.
I wish Ruby didn't hate us.

[Dagmar]

Granted, he only hates you now

I wish this thread would continue

[jinzo64]

granted but you forget about it and miss out on all the fun

i wish i could live in the pokemon world

[Zetsubou-Chan]

Granted, but you get killed by pokemon

I wish for ice cream

[jinzo64]

granted but it's to cold to eat

i wish for the best cheese on toast(grilled cheese) ever

[Neomalysys]

Granted but your now lactose intolerant.
I wish for awesome super powers.

[jinzo64]

granted but there only work when under a blue moon

i wish to be the best magic the gathering player ever

[Arock]

Granted, but you lose all your cards

I wish that i didn't have to do homework and still pass

[Neomalysys]

Granted but you forget everything you ever learned.
I wish I was a super ninja nyan catgirl.

[regnier]

granted but she have justin bieber face
i wish loli were real

[Neomalysys]

granted but the age of consent is now 100 and the punishment for any rape is castration.
I wish the age of consent was puberty.

[thedarkmessenger]

Granted, but now puberty never happens....ever...

I wish I had a bigger plate of cookies.

[jinzo64]

granted but the cookies are invisable

i wish for magical light powers

[Arock]

Granted but they only work when you are asleep

i wish my internet would stop borking on me

[jinzo64]

granted your internet never works ever

i wish i knew the name of this song http://skyatlantic.sky.com/

[hatz300]

Granted, but the song gets stuck in your head . . . for the rest of your life!!!!!
(P.S. what song?)

I wish I had a monkey named Carl that had a butler suit and could makes tacos

[Shibbidah]

Granted...but he rips your face off.

I wish I had a set of Force of Wills

[hatz300]

Granted but you trade to me for equal value in doom blades

I wish everyone (and their cat!) had a moustache!

[Neomalysys]

Granted but the women of the world decide to kill you.
I wish for robo maids.

[hatz300]

Granted but they have moustaches and are chasing me instead of doing their job

I wish that watching ika dubbed was used as torture

[bloodlover1987]

granted you are the first one its used on

i wished i never watched it at all Dx

[jinzo64]

granted but you never watched ika

i wish this i knew what the song in this damn advert is
the advert in this link http://skyatlantic.sky.com/

[Arock]

Granted but you cant listen to it

I wish i had a better laptop

[jinzo64]

granted but it's good it can't use any of the current software or next gen software for the next millenium

i wish i could find a girlfriend that is the spittng image of soifon

[hatz300]

Granted its a cardboard cut-out of soifon

I wish i could make sea-puns as bad as dubbed ika at will

[Arock]

granted but no one can hear them

I wish the English dub of ika was never made

[jinzo64]

granted but you're forced to watch the german dub

i wish the next season of bleach was out on dvd in the u.k

[Arock]

granted but you have no money to but it

I wish my anime torrents would go faster

[Haar]

Granted, but Funimation sues you and 1336 other people downloading said torrent.

I wish I was the greatest Yugioh player of all time.

[jinzo64]

granted you never lose a single game but you suck at doing evewrything else even walking

i wish to be rukia kuchiki

[Neomalysys]

Granted but your stuck in a hentai fanfic.
I wish for more tentacles.

[jinzo64]

granted but your constantly raped

i wish to be in an erotic hentai as yachiru

[Neomalysys]

Granted it's a sojo-ai so the guy are the only one's getting raped.
I wish for a cat.

[KlausJuergen]

Granted, but it is Schr?dinger's cat, so have fun with your dead/living cat.
I wish for a well paid job.

[jinzo64]

granted but you work 25 hours a day 8 days a week.

i wish to be orihime.

[MoreTimeThanSense]

Granted, but you develop severe lower-back pain as a result.

I wish for Shenmue 3 to be developed and released.

[Neomalysys]

Granted but you die the day it's released and can't get a copy beforehand.
I wish for a good military fps.

[jinzo64]

granted but it turns in mwf 4

i wish i was yuroichi

[Neomalysys]

Granted but you get impaled by hollow Ichigo and not with his bankai.
I wish I was a Shinigami.

[jinzo64]

granted your now rem

i wish i could live with soifon in the soul society

[Arock]

Granted but she hates you

I wish Mass Effect 3 was out already

[Neomalysys]

Granted but the reapers kill you.
I wish I was a power ranger.

[joster285]

Granted. You're walking downtown and you bump into someone. You tell 'em you're a power ranger and show him the source of your power for some reason. And he says, "Maaaaaan! That ain't real! That's a plastic replica!" He takes it... and throws it on the GROUND! (Sorry, The song refuses to leave my head :P)

I wish I was in a live-action adaptation of Highschool of the Dead.

[Neomalysys]

Granted but you get eaten.
I wish I was a zombie killing machine.

[jinzo64]

granted but you get eaten by a zombie killing machine eater

i wish to be soifon

[Neomalysys]

Granted but she is killed by Ichigo.
I wish i was in FLCL.

[Haar]

Granted, but you'll just think you're on a drug trip.

I wish there were a new season of King of the Hill.

[Neomalysys]

Granted but it has a new korean voice cast.
I wish for new FLCL.

[hatz300]

granted, but they're on par with mainstream fillers

i wish RBRat3 was a gentleman

[jinzo64]

granted but he's too much off a gentlemen to come and post here

i wish there was bleach,naruto,dragonball z and soul eater crossover anime

[SquintyMccheese]

Granted, but it tanks so badly that all the series' were never heard from again.


I wish Capcom would just get it over with and Capcom vs. SNK 3.

[jinzo64]

granted but it only comes out on the wii and uses wii mote and balance board controls.

i wish i was in a relationship with soifon

[SquintyMccheese]

Granted but she's obese and disfigured.

edit: plus she smells like raw meat

I wish for some nachos

[jinzo64]

granted but there hard as rock

i wish for a cute soifon

[SquintyMccheese]

Granted Being obese, disfigured, and smelling like raw meat is now considered cute.


I wish for the mighty boosh to be back on air.

[Neomalysys]

Granted but Sephiroth kills you with meteor.
I wish for a good FF mmo.

[jinzo64]

granted but it costs 100 pound a month to play

i wish to be female

[Neomalysys]

Granted but your killed in the process.
I wish I was Ziggy Stardust.

[jinzo64]

granted but you are raped forever by fat fangirls

i wish to be able to win the last post wins thread

[SquintyMccheese]

Granted but your account was discontinued instead.

I wish for all the shin megami tensei games.

[hatz300]

Granted but i take them and play them for the rest of eternity

I wish Canada was my hat

[SquintyMccheese]

Granted but you get crushed by the weight of all the canadians.

I wish i had a car.

[hatz300]

Granted, you get my reject of a co2 car from middle school

I wish I owned every hat in the world and that they could talk to me

[jinzo64]

granted but all do is argue about which one you'll wear and you go insane and burn them all

i wish for a soifon cookie

[hatz300]

granted but the cookie has a suzumebachi and while you're chewing it pokes you in the same spot twice

I wish I could change the size of things at will using my mind!

[thedarkmessenger]

Granted, but you use the power to kill yourself.

I wish for my wish to be denied.

[SquintyMccheese]

unfortunatly it was granted....

I wish for the next person to vote's wish to come true.

[Neomalysys]

granted i wish for nothing

[SquintyMccheese]

Granted you lose everything you have so you can officially have nothing.

i wish for taco bell

[Neomalysys]

Granted but it turns you into a trap.
I wish for more dancing animals.

[jinzo64]

granted but you fall underneith them and get trammpled to death

i wish for more soifon loli

[Neomalysys]

Granted but she kills you for making her younger.
I wish for more card captor sakura.

[jinzo64]

granted but her voice is awful and so is the new animation style they choose to use use.

i wish for the end everything

[Neomalysys]

Granted but nothing actually ends.
I wish all spammers would burn in a different hell.

[jinzo64]

granted but it's a better hell

i wish my friend would except my soifon cosplay

[Guthix]

granted but then a crazed otaku kidnaps her, rapes her till shes pregnant then strangles her
i wish thing went my way in life

[jinzo64]

granted but it's just a dream

i wish my soifon cosplay would turn me in to soifon

[Neomalysys]

Granted but Aizen kills you
I wish the Superman/Clark Kent disguise didn't work

[LawRayLiet]

Granted, he is hunted and begins to despise humanity which he then destroys.

I wish for all the anime goods I could ever want.

[Karbunos]

Granted. Your credit card company thanks you with a bill of $10,000,000. Due by tomorrow. Have a nice day.

I wish for an incorruptible wish.

[LawRayLiet]

Granted, it only last as long as you live, you die tomorrow.

I wish for the ability "Instant Transmission".

[Gentleman Bystander]

Granted, it only last as long as you live, you die tomorrow.

I wish for the ability "Instant Transmission".

Granted, you can now shift gears in an automobile or other vehicle by thinking it.

I wish I wasn't wasting the time I'm wasting making this wish.

[jinzo64]

granted your wasting time playing skyrim on a wiiu

i wish for a cheescake brownie cookie

[Gentleman Bystander]

granted your wasting time playing skyrim on a wiiu

i wish for a cheescake brownie cookie

Granted, but it's a "guilt free" version of said item, laden with sugar alcohols, and "diet friendly" ingredients creating a barely palatable facsimilie.

I wish .458 SOCOM was available in a domestic offering.

[Neomalysys]

Granted but it cost 1 billion dollars per round
I wish i could carry an infinite amount of weapons

[Jehiren]

Granted, but you fire/swing/use any of them in any fashion.

I wish for something new and interesting to come about.

[Guthix]

granted, but your the only one unable to wear it.
i wish i was more lucky

[jinzo64]

granted you having nothing but lots of bad lucky

i wish to be amazing

[Eggman]

Granted, your amazing at listening to Justin Bieber

I wish for dog-cat Hybrid.

[Neomalysys]

Granted but it constantly tries to eat itself.
I wish I was a clone now.

[Gentleman Bystander]

Granted, but you're a Star Wars clone so you totally ruin all vestiges of Boba Fett lore

I wish I could think of a wish

[Ruby150]

Granted, but you wish for yourself to fall into a bottomless pit
I wish this thread would end

[Gentleman Bystander]

Granted, but as a condition it must reach 1238 pages
I wish I could get out of this bottomless pit

[jinzo64]

granted but you fall in to pit thats over 9000 miles deep.

[Eggman]

Your wish Jinzo?

[jinzo64]

i forgot to type it in sorry about that

i wish i had a better memory

[Neomalysys]

granted but your brain leaves your body and your stuck without your memories
I wish upon a start

[jinzo64]

your wish ended before it started.

i wish for microwaved cheese

[Neomalysys]

granted but its head cheese
I wish I wish I wish I may

[jinzo64]

it's now the month of may forever and ever.

i wish for another season of heroes.

[Neomalysys]

Granted but all the good characters die in the first episode and are replaced with characters everyone hates
I wish upon a shooting star

[jinzo64]

granted but it doesn't like your wish and beats you to death

i wish for anything

[Neomalysys]

you get nothing instead
i wish i was a real boy

[Eggman]

Granted but you have to stick with a Justin Bieber Haircut.

I wish for a snow day.

[Neomalysys]

Granted but its a new ice age
i wish i could go to he prince's ball

[Tazuto]

granted but when you rush out you dont leave any slippers behind

i wish for nothing

[ThatsNotMyName_studio]

Granted.
However it comes in a box, and you have to sign for it...

I wish someone had lost the master of "Moves like Jagger" before it was released.

[Neomalysys]

granted but they lost it on a projector in your brain
I wish I wasn't a mermaid

[Karbunos]

Granted. Welcome to the human race! (*applause*)

I wish for a legitimately signed copy of the Internet Rules.

[LawRayLiet]

Granted, it's encrypted so you can never read them.

I wish I didn't get headaches so frequently. -_-

[Eggman]

Granted but that pain goes to your foot instead.

I wish for a bowl of ramen

[Karbunos]

Granted. It tastes of bitter almonds. You have died (poisoned by arsenic).

I wish for a royal blue pen.

[SquintyMccheese]

Granted, but it's disposable and out of ink.

I wish for a new car.

[Neomalysys]

Granted but it's an electric car with a 3 day charge time and 5 foot range.
I wish had a keyblade.

[Eggman]

Granted you get a small key in the shape of a blade.

I wish for a time machine

[Neomalysys]

Granted but you transport back to the begging of the earth and die.
I wish I was a green fairy

[Eggman]

Granted but fairies are suppose to live a secret life and your too big to be a fairy so they fire you.


I wish a toy

[Neomalysys]

Granted a vibrator is impaled through your ear
I wish i was banging Tinkerbell

[jinzo64]

granted but you start giving her head ache after banging her against a wall for an hour.

i wish i had an angel for one momment of love,
i wish i had your angel tonight.

[talkanor]

garnted but its a ice statue and it melted
i wish for arrow in the knee jokes

[jinzo64]

granted but everytime ones made you take an arrow to the knee.

i wish for more angels to love

[SquintyMccheese]

Granted, but it's the angel of death from Touched by an angel
http://media.thenewschronicle.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/01/John_Dye_Jan14news.jpg

I wish Jinzo'll stop with the Nightwish songs


Edit: he's checking you out as well Jinzo

[Karbunos]

Granted. He'll go with Transiberian Orchestra instead.

I wish for moar anime!

[talkanor]

granted but its oversaturaded with moe
i wish for awsomness

[Neomalysys]

granted but it involves Chuck Norris beating you to death
I wish for a princessetual orgy

[Luppi-tan]

granted. But they're the ugliest princesses you've ever seen.

I wish people would use better spelling and grammar.

[Neomalysys]

ganted
I wsh for awesomeness

[jinzo64]

granted but it's to much for you and you explode

i wish for more awsome nightwish music

[Luppi-tan]

Granted. But they decided not to release it to the public.

I wish Gary Gygax would start making D&D 3.5 books again.

[jinzo64]

granted but they cost 500k each

i wish to be involved with the lead singer of within temptation

[LawRayLiet]

granted, but it was just your imagination (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M5Z9-QCmZyw).

I wish to own a legendary servant.

EDIT: ehh wrong band. XD

[jinzo64]

granted but you die from how awsome your new servent is.

i wish to be in a relationship with the lead singer from angelzoom

[MADEVIL]

granted but a jealous love tied you, rapes you and hacks your body into tiny piece and feed you to piranha's

I wish jinzo to be turn into a chocolate cornet

[HeyHeyHeyStayOuttaMyShed]

Wish granted, but the chocolate is really cheap and crappy like that chocolate from the dollar stores.

I wish for a sandwich.

[Luppi-tan]

Granted. But it's made of the same stuff hot dogs are made of.

I wish real life was like the animes.

[LawRayLiet]

Granted, you are now Seita from Grave of the Fireflies.

I wish for my hearts innermost desire.

[Luppi-tan]

Granted. But your innermost desire causes mass destruction and war to break out for eternity. Congratulations.

I wish I had a new book to read.

[HeyHeyHeyStayOuttaMyShed]

Granted. But it's Twilight

I wish for a perfect boobs!

[MADEVIL]

Granted but I can stop playing with them.

I wish for smurf's to be killed

[HeyHeyHeyStayOuttaMyShed]

(Ohhhh~ ahahah yoouuuuuuu~ *poke poke*)

Wish Granted, but Cartman's all up in your face like he was with Wendy because Wendy's a smurf killin bitch. LOL

I wish to be rich!

[Neomalysys]

Granted but a meteor takes about an hour to destroy the solar system before killing you.
I wish I was in a Final Fantasy game.

[HeyHeyHeyStayOuttaMyShed]

Granted. But Sephiroth quickly kills you.

I wish i could meet an alien face-to-face

[xIsamuTM]

Granted. a Predator rips your spine out.
I wish for the best steak ever.

[jinzo64]

granted but a a flying dog steals it.

i wish for a flying shark tank

[Neomalysys]

Granted but it falls on you killing you.
I wish for crimson and clover.

[jinzo64]

granted but it gives you an awful rash in very uncomfortable places

i wish for some lobster

[Haar]

Granted, but it's the cheap kind.

I wish I was a master of Hokuto Shinken.

[jinzo64]

granted but your under a spell that forbids you from using it.

i wish i had the power to change my gender.

[Haar]

Granted, but now guys won't stop following you around.

I wish I was a Free Planets Alliance Fleet Admiral.

[jinzo64]

granted but the admiral rapes you every night

i wish to be an awsome amv maker

[Haar]

Granted, but your computer crashes and you lose your week's worth of work.

I wish I was a Grand Admiral of the Empire.

[jinzo64]

granted but your killed by yoda and obi-wan

i wish to have force lightning

[Haar]

Granted but you accidentally electrocute yourself.

I wish that Legend of the Galactic Heroes would get a Region 1 Release so that everyone ignorant to it could realize what a good anime it is.

[Luppi-tan]

Granted. But nobody wants to watch it, and they all throw it in the bin.

I wish I had Psyren-like Psychic powers.

[Haar]

Granted, but you die during The Game.

I wish I had an advanced Gantz Suit, a Z-Gun, and a Gantz Mech.

[Luppi-tan]

Granted. But none of them work.

I wish they would come out with the new chapter of D.Gray Man, already!

[Haar]

Granted, but it's just them talking about The Millennium Earl without any fighting or plot relevant actions being taken.

I wish that there was an English patch for this game. (www.youtube.com/watch?v=y_vhFJeozfA)

[Luppi-tan]

Granted, but everything about it, the music, and the dubbing, is just plain awful.

I wish The Raven didn't say Nevermore.

[Haar]

Granted, but then that book wouldn't even exist, due to lack of interest. Along with that one episode of the Simpsons and that segment of Tiny Toons Adventures (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Raven_in_popular_culture#Television).

I wish that Mikoko Sakazaki (http://30.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lj6vr2fwVi1qh341do1_500.jpg) was in the first season of Kaiji rather than just the second.

[jinzo64]

granted but no one likes it and it's canceled


i wish i hadn't clicked on that link

[Karbunos]

Granted. But it's a spam popup that appears on your screen and it will NEVER go away. (I saw it too, so I understand your pain ( -_- '). )

I wish for AMV Hell 6 to be more awesome than all the previous hells COMBINED.

[Haar]

Granted, but you aren't allowed to watch it, due to it only being available as a torrent and your ISP blocking torrents.

I wish that I could find torrents of Xabungle Graffiti and Saint Seiya: Soushuuhen.

[jinzo64]

granted but you only find japenese versions without subtitles.

i wish to be to awsome for words

[Haar]

granted but you only find japenese versions without subtitles.

At this point, I'd watch them raw just for the sake of watching them.



i wish to be to awsome for words

Granted, but then you surpass the internet, become a dictator, overthrow all governments, live comfortably for a few years, then are killed in your sleep by your wife and/or children.

I wish I could master Guns Akimbo.

[jinzo64]

granted but you become bored and unlearn the skill.

i wish for better answers to the wishes.

[Haar]

Granted, but then you realize that I'd be the only one posting, due to the quality standard being raised to an unnecessarily high level, with a minimum word count making this game much less accessible, thus barring the more casual members of this site to answer, eventually leading into a spiral of elitism and a level of accessibility comparable to that of an advance astrophysics guide. This would make the site more interesting, yet kill the userbase. AMVHell.com would be essentially dead, but those who remained would be the pinnacle of posters, dawning a new era of posting and video editing.

I wish that people would accept my theory as the law and standard of this site.

[jinzo64]

granted but the bars set to high for the casual user base so everyone decides to try 4chan instead.

i wish i wasn't such a dumbass all the time.

[Haar]

granted but the bars set to high for the casual user base so everyone decides to try 4chan instead.
That's a bad thing? Also, they'd get kicked out of 4chan pretty fast if they weren't careful


i wish i wasn't such a dumbass all the time.

Granted, but then you become too smart, creating a situation comparable to the one mentioned earlier, which, again, ends with you being betrayed by your dearest allies.

I wish I was the leader of a group of Space Pirates opposing the Tytania (en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tytania)family.

[jinzo64]

granted but they kill you because your a long lost member of the tytania family.

i wish i would think my statements through better

[Haar]

granted but they kill you because your a long lost member of the tytania family.

As long as you fight for them, they don't usually care about the circumstances of your birth. Well, they don't care enough to kill you, at least. Just ridicule you, usually.


i wish i would think my statements through better

Granted, but then you end up typing twice as slow.

I wish there was a crossover anime for Legend of the Galactic Heroes and Tytania.

[jinzo64]

granted but it reminds you lot of gundam wing.

i wish mikey flanigan was a bad commedian

[Haar]

granted but it reminds you lot of gundam wing.

Sure, Gundam Wing was predictable, but what Super Robot anime isn't at least slightly predictable? (Yes, I count Gundam Wing as a Super Robot anime on the same level of realism as Mazinger Z or GaoGaiGar)


i wish mikey flanigan was a bad commedian

Granted, but then he becomes even more popular for further appealing to the Lowest Common Denominator.

I wish that I had a Psycho-Gun like Cobra the Space Pirate.
http://www.renders-graphiques.fr/image/upload/normal/Cobra___Psychogun.png

[jinzo64]

granted but only shoots out marshmallows.

i wish i had a nice young girl friend

[Haar]

Granted, but she's secretly crazy and calls you at 3 in the morning to ask you if you love her.

I wish mai waifu would learn to stay in the kitchen.

[jinzo64]

granted but she blows the house up by trying to use to many ovens at the same time.

i wish soifon was realy my girlfriend.

[Haar]

Granted, but then Admiral Piett (http://i0.kym-cdn.com/entries/icons/original/000/005/927/waifuvader%20%282%29.jpg) tries to spoil your fun, thus leading to Darth Vader assisting you and having a giant space battle which would forever be referred to as the waifu war. The results would be catastrophic with heavy losses on both sides, with both you and soifon floating together forever as space debris.

I wish I was the leader of an AT (http://wpcontent.answcdn.com/wikipedia/en/thumb/f/fe/Votoms04.jpg/220px-Votoms04.jpg)Squadron, commanding my troops' VOTOMS units into battle.

[jinzo64]

granted but the death star kills you.

i wish i had better friends

[Haar]

granted but the death star kills you.

They kind of pull something similar to that in one episode of The Pailsen Files. (http://www.animenewsnetwork.com/encyclopedia/anime.php?id=7891)


i wish i had better friends

Granted, but then you have to act nicer so they won't comment on your behavior.

I wish I was a master archer.

[jinzo64]

granted but during the great archery war of 2021 you take an arrow to the knee.

i wish i had a pet mew

[Luppi-tan]

Granted, but it uses its jedi mind tricks, and you become its pet.

I wish Disappearance Yuki was mai waifu

[jinzo64]

granted but it keeps dissapearing

i wish for a pet rayquaza

[Luppi-tan]

Granted. But it's at such a high level that it doesn't obey you.

I wish I had enough money to go back to college.

[jinzo64]

granted but the only teachers are self indulgent idiots which charge you 10k per leason.

i wish for the abillity to transform in to any female anime character.

[Luppi-tan]

Granted. But the transformation only lasts for one minute, and you can only use it 1/week as a spell-like ability as a 5th level sorcerer.

I wish I was a non-Twilight vampire. (You can corrupt my wish anyway you want. But tell me I'm a Twilight vampire and I WILL exsanguinate you)

[jinzo64]

granted your now a vampire from the vampire diaries.
http://www.anivide.com/thumb/c344.jpg see what i did there?

i wish for someone to exsanguinate me.

[Luppi-tan]

Ummmm... Graaaaanted...? You were just exsanguinated by a FREAK from Hellsing. Congratulations. You are now a ghoul.

I wish I knew why the bird was the word

[jinzo64]

granted but you wish you didn't know it's the same level of regret you have after watching 2 girls 1 cup

i wish to be a cute soifon when i wear my soifon cosplay

[Luppi-tan]

Granted. But three dozen totally uncute Yoruichi cosplays all want to glomp you, now.

I wish they would hurry up and bring out the Fullbringer Arc in English in Bleach... Quit it with the freaking filler arcs.

[Neomalysys]

Granted but you are mysteriously struck blind and deaf.
I wish they would give Kenpachi his bankai.

[Luppi-tan]

Granted. But it's so big that it destroys the world and ends the series, so he never gets to use it.

I wish my life wasn't so boring.

[HeyHeyHeyStayOuttaMyShed]

Granted. But sense your life gets super exciting and exhilarating, you become exhausted, but aren't allowed to take any breaks to just sit down and relax.

I wish to get in a fight with someone!

[Haar]

Granted, but you lose.

I wish I could impress people with mah vidyas.

http://www.issues.cc/uploads/99224688167.jpg

[Luppi-tan]

Granted. But they're so impressed they all want a piece of you, and you become inundated with fanmail.

I wish for a sandwich.