[Neomalysys]

It means your balls were cut off, also you get double teamed by two **** bears.
i wish i was a pretty boy.

[thedarkmessenger]

granted, but you get quadruple teamed by 3 **** bears and a grizzly bear.

*edit* I wish I didn't have to edit in a wish :O

[Neomalysys]

Granted you have to edit outside of a wish.
I wish I was quintuple teamed by lesbians.

[thedarkmessenger]

granted, they teamed up to burn you >8D

I wish I was a cat

[Neomalysys]

Granted but you end up in a poor asian country as food.
I i wish i was a terminator.

[thedarkmessenger]

granted, but you're the oldest model and you malfunction frequently.

I wish, I wish for a dish :P

[Neomalysys]

Granted but you get a fish instead.
I wish I was a transformer.

[thedarkmessenger]

Granted, but you get to be just a regular vehicle instead.

I wish we didn't put "granted" when, technically, we didn't grant each other's wishes :P

[Neomalysys]

Ok you die.
I wish I was a pro wrestler.

[thedarkmessenger]

granted, but the Undertaker takes your soul >8D

I wish I was the Undertaker >8D

[Neomalysys]

Granted but your just an ordinary undertaker instead.
I wish for a fish.

[thedarkmessenger]

Granted. It's a swordfish that...uh...kills you....with a sword....or something :P

I wish I came up with something funnier than that.

[Neomalysys]

Granted but it comes out as giberish.
I wish I was an Animaniac.

[hatz300]

Granted but cartoon physics don't work in real life so you die after about 10 seconds of becoming an animaniac

I wish i could have a moustache choir

[jinzo64]

granted but it runs away with a beard choir

i wish england was connected to america by a bridge

[Neomalysys]

Granted but due to physics it collapses and you die because you were driving to America at the time.
I wish i was a guy in a Final Fantasy game.

[Azure_Xeq]

Granted but you are more hated and irritating than Hope.

I wish I could remember everyone on this site.

[Neomalysys]

Granted but you forget everything else.
I wish I lived in an anime.

[Azure_Xeq]

Granted you live in Naruto

I wish I remembered the other stuff I forgot and remembered the names of you guys.

[hatz300]

granted, you're a brain a jar that's being experimented upon

I wish i was immortal and couldn't feel pain

[synbad2]

granted but you're a head on a stick

granted i wish for a castle made of edible lego

[mattroks101]

Granted, but you choke on them and die a terrible, painful death.

I wish for a better editing PC.

[Lionforce1337]

Granted, but you don't understand how it works and break it.

I wish for a robotic chicken that utters quotes from mech animes.

[Antonio Black]

Granted, but the chicken only gets to say three things:
BIG O! SHOW TIME!!!
Shining Finger!!!
And the American Gigantor theme song, which is awesome. So deal with it.

I wish for a crossover of Freakazoid, Ripping, Friends, Justice Friends, Super Friends, and Underdog.

[Neomalysys]

Granted but it's a fan made porn.
I wish I was a tentacle monster.

[jinzo64]

granted to but your now addicted to rape

i wish for smoked cheese

[Neomalysys]

Granted but me and my rape happy tentacle monster friends and some **** bears deliver it to you and you look like fun.
I wish I could find an english translation of Transformers Kiss Players.

[jinzo64]

granted but you can now longer speak or red english

i wish for lunch

[Azure_Xeq]

granted but its rotted

I wish the moe would stop in Last Post Wins. I liked that thread.

[jinzo64]

granted but it's replaced with yaoi

i wish to be a better speller

[hatz300]

Granted, but you can only spell words correctly out loud, you can never type them correctly

I wish i was a ninja

[Azure_Xeq]

granted but pirates everywhere.

I wish I could learn to accept moe that aren't catgirls.

[jinzo64]

granted but you can't except real people that arn't cat girls.

i wish chocolate was healthy

[Azure_Xeq]

granted but you no longer like chocolate

i wish steam would work,

[jinzo64]

granted but the internet is down for maintenance forever

i wish we were all friends

[Azure_Xeq]

granted but everyone not a member of this site hates you.

but is there really any hatred on this site, other than my anti-moe warfare?

i wish gelbooru would hotlink.

[jinzo64]

granted but theres to much hotlinking and the site crashes

i wish for doomsday

[bloodlover1987]

granted but you survive and you are forever alone


i wish for what ever she is eating in your sig XD

[jinzo64]

granted but it's been bitten and licked by konata

i wish for linkin park to be as good as they used to be(hybrid theory and meteora

[hatz300]

(think it was called a chocolate cornet or something . . .)
granted, but you went deaf and can't listen to them anymore
(you can look at the sound wave and imagine what it sounds like though)

I wish i had an acorn cannon

[Distict5-9]

Granted. The number of nut shots you'll have in the future have just greatly increased! (Worst. Pun. Ever...)

I wish that the AMV I'm working on had actually a decent quality...

[Neomalysys]

Granted but your computer goes nuclear.
I wish i had a cuban cigar.

[SquintyMccheese]

Granted, but it's a cigar made out of a cuban.


I wish that I had a deadmau5 helmet.

[Azure_Xeq]

Granted but everyone else has one too.

I wish I hadn't bought Hunted.

[animemental1]

Granted. Just sign this contract.
http://www.seaslugteam.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/02/Kyubey_is_a_cutie2.jpg?cda6c1

I wish for more little girl souls to feed on.

[Neomalysys]

Granted but they only look like little girls in reality they are all in college.
I wish for mood hair.

[hatz300]

Granted, but you're always horny, and now everyone else knows that too . . .

I wish for the ultimate tf2 arsenal

[Lionforce1337]

Granted, but it was stolen by the other team.

I wish it was easier to sleep.

[Antonio Black]

Granted, but now you have fits of narcolepsy and Kyon has to carry you around.

I wish the curtain calls at theater plays involved some kind of meal.

[synbad2]

granted, it is meal worms

I wish for Girls to be Moe all the time

[Neomalysys]

Granted but you die of moe overload.
I wish I was moe.

[Neomalysys]

Granted but you die of moe overload.
I wish I was moe.

[Lionforce1337]

Granted but you die of m.....wait a second....
Granted, but you are chased around by stalker 40 year old guys for the rest of you life.

I wish I had a giant gun for an arm.

[hatz300]

Granted but it has an overheating problem

I wish i had every game ever made!

[Lionforce1337]

Granted, but you don't have any consoles to play them on.

I wish I was a fish.

[hatz300]

Granted but you're a young fish surrounded by fish fetish ****bears that like to play with their food before they eat it

I wish blood would stop trying to grape me

[jinzo64]

granted but blood surprises sex's you instead

i wish for another transformers movie

[Neomalysys]

Granted but Michael Bay makes it.
I wish they made a new Power Rangers movie.

[hatz300]

granted but it's made by blood . . . i'll leave it to your imagination . . .

I wish i could make amazing demotivational posters

[synbad2]

granted but everyone hates them

I wish for gravity to be inverted

[Lionforce1337]

Granted, but the Universe implodes on itself from the sudden shift in all the various planetary bodies.

I wish the laws of science didn't apply.

[Neomalysys]

Granted but you dissolve into nothing.
I wish for super powers.

[hatz300]

Granted, you have the power to snore really loud

I wish i had a useful super power

[Neomalysys]

Granted you can teleport but you can't control were you teleport to.
I wish I was SUperman.

[Lionforce1337]

Granted, but you parents accidentally sent you to a planet that served as a Kryptonite disposal site.

I wish I didn't have any weaknesses.

[jinzo64]

granted but you have no strengths either

i wish for a new girl friend

[Ruby150]

Granted but she doesn't love you, and leaves you.
I wish I was immortal

[jinzo64]

granted but you fall in a bottomless hole and fall forever

i wish i was on holiday

[Neomalysys]

Granted your on a literal holiday in the sun.
I wish i was a holiday.

[jinzo64]

granted but you last an hour

i wish i was an arc angel

[Neomalysys]

Granted your an x-men team member that no one likes.
I wish I was uncoruptable.

[jinzo64]

granted but your wishes are corrupted 10 ways to sunday

i wish for choclate cake and custard

[Ruby150]

Granted, but someone else eats it.
I wish for unlimited wishes.

[synbad2]

granted but they all suck

I wish for a Meteorite to hit me

[Ruby150]

Granted, but it burns up to the size of a golf ball and hits you in the foot.
I wish my Abridged Series's would get a new episode out, soon

[Neomalysys]

Granted but you go blind and deaf.
I wish I was dating Asuka.

[acutekat]

granted, you are now dating a rock named asuka
I wish i was in colorado

[Ruby150]

Granted, but you find some way to fall into the Grand Canyon.
I wish I had the power to smite my enemies

[acutekat]

granted, your enemies are now undead

I wish for my arm to be broken in a fairly horrible fashion

[Neomalysys]

granted your arm is ripped off by a **** bear as he rapes your mom.
I wish I was a thing.

[synbad2]

granted, u are twice as ugly with brown flaky skin

i wish it is windy here (only blowing at 130 km/h right now)

[Ruby150]

Granted, it's so windy a tornado occurs.
I wish I survived the zombie apocalypse.

[Neomalysys]

Granted but you are the last living being in the world and all porn has been destroyed.
I wish Bridget wasn't a trap.

[Ruby150]

Granted but you are the last living being in the world and all porn has been destroyed.
I wish Bridget wasn't a trap.

... I could like with that

[Lionforce1337]

Granted, but now May is.

I wish that Battle Fantasia was a better game.

[jinzo64]

granted bridget isn't a trap but all other anime and game characters are.

i wish to be king of moe

[Neomalysys]

Granted Lionforce and Jinzo are fused into one ugly sob thanks to the double post trap.
I wish I could lay better traps.

[Leef]

granted but the trap you "lay" has a huge dick and rapes you in the butt.
I wish I had more time

[Ruby150]

Granted, you get one more second.
I wish Pokemon was like it used to be.

[Neomalysys]

Granted but Mew-Two psychically butt rapes you.
I wish i had telepathic powers.

[Distict5-9]

Granted... Now you can enjoy listening to what anyone is thinking, such as; "I want some peanuts" "Time to fap..." etc.
I wish I could get just one clip into the Minis/Hell TT_TT

[Guthix]

granted, but it has a theme "lamest minis in history", theyr even rejected from paradice
i wish i had a target to draw.

[jinzo64]

granted but it gets blown up by a missile

i wish i was magical

[Ruby150]

Granted, but you get killed, for having magical powers.
I wish I wasn't a wallflower.

[thedarkmessenger]

Granted, you are now a flowerwall

I wish I had unlimited moneyz.

[bloodlover1987]

granted you get monopoly money :P

i wish for winter already >>

[Ruby150]

Granted, but you freeze to death.
I wish for silence.

[Neomalysys]

Granted you don't here the oncoming train.
I wish I was an oncoming train.

[hatz300]

Granted but you never hit anything

I wish i had DEXTROUS FINGERS!!!

[Neomalysys]

Granted there so dextrous they take on a life of there own and kill you.
I wish I was a super ninja.

[hatz300]

Granted, you're a ninja that wears a superman outfit . . . it's not considered good camouflage so you get spotted and killed

I wish I had controlled teleportation powers

[synbad2]

granted but you accidently teleport into a black hole

I wish for unlimited cosmos powers

[hatz300]

granted but you overload and destroy everything that ever existed

I wish I could do continuous barrel rolls without getting dizzy

[Ruby150]

Granted, but you barrel roll into an incinerator.
I wish for my writer's block to end.

[hatz300]

Granted, it gets replaced by a writer's sphere (which essentially does the same thing except if you agitate it it will roll back at you)

I wish my mini would be accepted into the next amv minis! >:D

[synbad2]

granted but everybody hates them, making zarax to go into a funk, therefore cancleing the whole mini's project

I wish for Starfish bread (look it up in pictures if you dont know it)

[Ruby150]

Granted, but it's made with real starfish.
I wish High School of the Dead would get a second season

[Lionforce1337]

Granted, but it's now a romantic comedy with no zombies.

I wish that it would be colder in the summer.

[Neomalysys]

Granted the Earth moves away from the sun and everyone freezes to death.
I wish for revealing clothing.

[jinzo64]

granted your clothes but they only work in total darkness

i wish for eternal energy

[Neomalysys]

Granted but you turn into a blackhole.
I wish I had a sexy catgirl robot servant.

[Ruby150]

Granted, but she bites you and leaves.
I wish I had courage.

[synbad2]

granted but now your a nerve-racked mess

I wish to be KING!

[Ruby150]

Granted, but you're quickly overthrown.
I wish for infinite strawberries that'll never go bad.

[Neomalysys]

Granted they fall from the sky crushing you to death.
I wish I was a sexy alien.

[synbad2]

granted, your now a sexy Hutt

i wish for bloodlover to be covered in BBQ sauce and thrown into a pit full of starving lions

[Neomalysys]

Yay I'm a hermaphrodite.
Granted but you fall in by accident.
I wish I was an ace fighter pilot.

[synbad2]

granted but you forget how to barrel roll, resulting in your ass being blown outta the sky

I wish for a loli lolipop

[Ruby150]

Granted, but it's huge, and crushes you.
I wish I met my favorite band in person.

[SquintyMccheese]

Granted, but they hate you.

I wish for a better computer.

[jeremyhac]

Granted, but you get so addicted to it, you never leave your chair and die of starvation

I wish for every hot girl I see to take their tops off as I walk by.

[Backmask]

Granted, but the term "Hot girl" is different for a lot of people, so if a girl is seen as attractive by anybody, she will take off her top. Keep in mind that many people call women attractive when the woman is ugly as ****, yet has a nice personality.

I wish I had two nickles.

[Ruby150]

Granted, but they're wooden nickels.
I wish this wish would be corrupted.

[Neomalysys]

Granted but it uncorrupts itself.
I wish I could barrel roll.

[hatz300]

Granted but synbad kills you for doing it

I wish i could find waldo within 10 seconds on every where's waldo picture

[Ruby150]

Granted, but then he kills you.
I wish your next wish becomes corrupted.

[hatz300]

Granted, that's how this thread works anyway so you just wasted your wish

I wish i knew exactly what my next wish should be

[Ruby150]

Granted, but it turns out you wished that you'd die.
I wish for golf to be less boring

[Neomalysys]

Granted they start using grenades for balls and you for a hole.
I wish for corn and **** bears to attack my enemies.

[flamingbambi]

Granted, but it is said that you are your own worst enemy. I don't need to elaborate on that.

I wish work was cancelled.

[Ruby150]

Granted work is cancelled for everyone but you.
I wish for an awesome hat.

[Zetsubou-Chan]

Granted, it's made from uranium
I wish for meat

[Ruby150]

Granted, but it's rotten.
I wish people would watch the Bald This Way video, by TeamFourStar.

[jinzo64]

granted but only bald people are allowed to watch it

i wish tien had done his part in bald this way

[Ruby150]

Grant, but he screws it up.
I wish the Wilhelm Scream would be used more often.

[jinzo64]

granted but it's used continuosly

i wish for awsome foods

[Ruby150]

Granted, but it's eaten by everyone else, while you watch.
I wish for pudding.

[jinzo64]

granted your eaten by giga pudding

i wish for tiny dinosaurs

[Ruby150]

Granted, but they eat you.
I wish I was omnipotent.

[jinzo64]

granted but somthing bad happens

i wish people would use easy words

[Neomalysys]

granted but you go blind and deaf and then your assaulted by a **** bear.
I wish I had a super ninja robot made of cats.

[hatz300]

granted, but you work at a catnip factory and everytime you come home, you are assaulted

I wish i had every super power

[bloodlover1987]

granted but you cannot handle it and it destroys you

i wish for good weather all next week for the beach xD

[Guthix]

granted but the beach is filled with fags and they kick dand in your face
i wish working was optional

[bloodlover1987]

granted but you dont get paid


i wish i could bend a spoon like that xD

[e1fen1ied]

granted but th spoon does a reversial bend on you

i wish i didnt kill this thread last year

[Ruby150]

Granted, but you die in it's place.
I wish for a decent computer, that won't piss me off, at times.

[jeremyhac]

Granted, but it's filled with nothing but yaoi and you can't delete it

I wish for a universal remote control

[Neomalysys]

Granted but it takes over your life.
I wish I was hot.

[Lionforce1337]

Granted, you're on fire.

I wish I could type faster.

[hatz300]

Granted but the friction between your fingers and the keyboard sets it on fire

I wish friction didn't exist

[Neomalysys]

Granted but you accelerate until you turn into plasma.
I wish I could control the Speed Force.

[hatz300]

Granted, you could control the speed force . . . if you cut off your legs and eat nothing but dog poo

I wish for nyan cats to fly around the world at night

[jeremyhac]

Granted, but they light up the sky continuously causing massive rainbows and must be exterminated

I wish for people on this site I thought were girls were actually girls...

[SleeplessPanda]

Granted, you could control the speed force . . . if you cut off your legs and eat nothing but dog poo

I wish for nyan cats to fly around the world at night

Granted, but their singing keeps people up no matter how much they try to drown it out so the human race becomes nocturnal, causing all sorts of problems.

I wish I had a magic 8 ball that actually gave correct answers.

[LawRayLiet]

Granted. It's in a language you'll never understand.

I wish I knew what I wanted.

[Zetsubou-Chan]

Granted, you wanted raw pig intestines
I wish I have superpowers

[jinzo64]

granted but you can't control them.

i wish to be 10 times stronger than superman

[hatz300]

Granted, but you're not invincible, just stronger, and you don't have any other powers, you're just stronger

I wish i had all of superman's powers without his weakness

[jinzo64]

granted but your weakness is pictures of jedward

i wish jedward would dissapear

[Neomalysys]

Granted but so do you.
I wish i was a ninja with a full body octo-camo suit.

[hatz300]

Granted, but it constantly anally rapes you, giving away your position everytime

I wish i could never be raped

[MADEVIL]

Granted, but now you have no asshole to **** out of so your body fills up with **** til you explode.

I wish for nuclear devastation of the world and all life

[hatz300]

Granted, but you dont live to see it happen

I wish i was the one to cause "nuclear devastation of the world and all life"

[Neomalysys]

Granted but you don't live to see it.
I wish I was a power ranger.

[jinzo64]

granted your the new one that dies in every episodes and you don't get a zord either

i wish i didn't have to start work at 4 in the morning

[Zetsubou-Chan]

Granted, you start work at 3 in the morning
I wish for a bag of chips

[BladeGraffiti]

Granted, bag is made of foreskin

I wish for Dave Mustaine's "Rust in Peace" guitar

[jinzo64]

granted but it's now just a pile of rust

i wish i had a shaymin

[Ruby150]

Granted, but you release it ten seconds after getting it.
I wish I understood humanity.

[Kaiju]

Granted you go insane from the revelations.
I wish for nothing. :P

[Ruby150]

Granted, but you get the word nothing.
I wish for a dictionary.

[Neomalysys]

Granted a giant dictionary falls from the sky killing you.
I wish for a holy hand grenade.

[Ruby150]

Granted, but because humanity is full of sin, it kills us all.
I wish for a bacon grenade.

[Zetsubou-Chan]

Granted, but you've eaten it, eventually exploding and killing you
I wish for a bowl of rice

[Azure_Xeq]

granted but it is spoiled.

I wish I had more time to spend on the forum

[Ruby150]

Granted, but you're on so much that you forget to eat, and die.
I wish Daft Punk would release more music like Harder, Better, Faster, Stronger

[Zetsubou-Chan]

Granted, but you go deaf afterwards
I wish I can fly

[jinzo64]

granted but you can only fly 1 inch of the ground

i wish for the bestest cheese ever

[Neomalysys]

Granted but it comes deliverd by a rpae happy **** bear.
I wish for Super Robot Funtime.

[Sir Fluffykins]

Grant, Super Robo-****-Bear ACTIVATE!

I wish I could stand watching Lucky Star for more than 5 minutes.

[Ruby150]

Granted, you watch it for 5 minutes and 1 second, and proceed to gouge your eyes out.
I wish I was a mage

[hatz300]

Granted, but you're a white mage

I wish i was a black mage and no racial corruptions were made to this wish!

[Neomalysys]

Granted your Vivi from FF9 but you screw up a spell and kill yourself.
I wish i was a Ultra-Hyper-Super Ninja catgirl with anti-rape abilities.

[Ruby150]

Granted, but you still wind up getting killed.
I wish I saw (and befriended) a dragon

[hatz300]

Granted, but it cant recognize your face, mistakes you for someone else and eats you

I wish i was immortal

[Ruby150]

Granted, but you fall in lava, and burn for the rest of eternity.
I wish for world domination, for the rest of my life

[Neomalysys]

Granted but your life ends now.
I wish I was the ultimate Immortal.

[hatz300]

Granted but you're in the lava with me

I wish for a never ending supply of toast

[Ruby150]

Granted, but it's all burnt.
I wish Shepard didn't do what he did, in Modern Warfare 2 (trying not to spoil it, for anyone who hasn't played it)

[Neomalysys]

Granted he butt rapes you instead.
I wish I was as bad ass as Shepard.

[Ruby150]

Granted, but you're also an ass and wind up dead.
I wish for Halo 4

[Lionforce1337]

Granted, but Your Xbox red rings.

I wish for the ultimate gaming console.

[jinzo64]

granted but it costs 10 grand a month in electric bills

i wish for more hours in the week

[hatz300]

Granted, but its the dark hour and the shadows dont like you . . .
(persona 3 for anyone who cares)

I wish for flying monkey slaves!

[Ruby150]

Granted, but they rebel and make you the slave.
I wish for good harem animes, like Negima!

[hatz300]

Granted, but they're all exactly negima! with slightly different character appearances each time

I wish for a giant mutant tree to attack something that's not me

[Azure_Xeq]

Granted but it kills everything else.

I wish I was a mod.

[Ruby150]

Granted, but you're the worst mod ever, and they get rid of you... permanently.
I wish I knew what to wish for

[LawRayLiet]

Granted, your wish is already wasted and you can't have it.
I wish this wish would not be granted.

[Ruby150]

Granted, this wish won't be granted (I love paradoxes).
I wish for love

[synbad2]

granted. you fall in love with a person who was dipped in acid

I wish for knowlegde of pressure points

[LawRayLiet]

Granted, you're hit in the head with a bat, now you've forgotten them and have a concussion.

I wish for an undo button for moments in life.

[synbad2]

granted but it undo's you, therefore you never were born and the wish never made

I wish for paradoxes

[LawRayLiet]

Granted, you have to search for them through Google.

I wish for this exact wish to be wished by the next person who wishes.

[jinzo64]

granted but the next person to wish decides to ignore you

i wish for giga pudding to be in amv hell

[Neomalysys]

Hranted but know one likes it so they kill you.
I wish I was pretty.

[Zetsubou-Chan]

Granted, your now a transvestite
I wish for a unicorn

[Neomalysys]

Granted but it likes to stick its horn in you.
I wish I could corrupt the internet faster.

[Ruby150]

Granted, but then the internet becomse sentient and kills only you.
I wish for a geode

[Neomalysys]

Granted it falls out of the sky at terminal velocity, lands on your head, and kills you.
I wish I was a cyborg ninja cat.

[jinzo64]

granted but your made of rust

i wish for better naruto filler

[Neomalysys]

Granted but it's banned in Japan so the creators destroy it.
I wish for more Sailor Moon.

[Ruby150]

Granted, you get one more picosecond of Sailor Moon.
I wish for the Hope Diamond.

[jinzo64]

granted but you lose it.

i wish for tasty pizza

[BopBopBop]

Death Caps are suprisingly tasty, and deadly.

I wish for a good idea.

[jinzo64]

granted you design the wheel only to remember it's been done already.

i wish for a pet hedgehog

[Neomalysys]

Granted but it's Shadow the hedgehog so you kill yourself out of depression.
I wish for all seven chaos emeralds.

[jinzo64]

granted but your stuck in the origional sonic the hedgehog so you never find the seventh

i wish to be as sexy as soifon

[Neomalysys]

Granted but she captures you and uses you as a bdsm sex slave.
I wish I had all super powers.

[Ruby150]

Granted, but you can't handle them and you die.
I wish for Mr. Popo to teach me his ways.

[hatz300]

Granted, but you're at the bottom of his pecking order so he treats you like dirt while you're learning

I wish to ride giant flying monkeys through outer space which is now filled with oxygen for no apparent reason

[Ruby150]

Granted, but it turns into Rise of the Planet of the Apes, and you're made into their slave.
I wish everyone cared.

[hatz300]

Granted, but they only care about killing you

I wish i had a cannon attached to my arm that broke the laws of physics

[Ruby150]

Granted, but it's facing you, when it fires.
I wish for every planet to be habitable.

[hatz300]

Granted, they're all inhabited but flying sharks with lasers so nobody can get close to them

I wish to possess every skill ever thought of that is not harmful to me in any way shape or form

[Ruby150]

Granted, but it overloads your brain and you get amnesia, forgetting all the skills.
I wish I was the best ninja ever.

[Neomalysys]

Granted but you die of the super space flu.
I wish I was immune to all disease.

[hatz300]

Granted, but you let yourself go . . . pretty badly . . .

I wish this thread had more people on it right now
well technically neo just granted my wish, there's more people but they intercepted my corruption . . .

Granted, but i shoot you with a gun

I wish i had laser eyes that didn't burn my retinas

[Ruby150]

Granted, now people are confusing each other because they don't know which wish they're supposed to grant.
I wish I had a legal $1,000,000,000.

[Neomalysys]

Granted but I assassinate you and take it.
I wish I was above the law.

[sakurafan1994]

Granted, you get teleported to the top of a police station.
I wish summer vacation would never end.

[jinzo64]

granted but the temparator rises by 1 degree ever day for the rest of eternity

i wish autumn lasted longer

[Neomalysys]

Granted but everything eventually dies because I start a massive fire.
I wish I was a super skrull.

[Ruby150]

Granted, but the Fantastic Four kill you.
I wish for Metal Gear Solid 4 to be on the 360, available for 5 bucks

[synbad2]

granted but the quality sucks because it is so cheap

I wish for all the mosquitoes to be extinct

[Neomalysys]

Granted they are replaced by genetically modified super mosquitoes.
I wish for Jurassic Park to be real.

[Ruby150]

Granted, but we put you there, and leave you for dead.
I wish for Halo 4 to come out perfect, for 5 bucks

[Zetsubou-Chan]

Granted, but you get RROD
I wish for pudding

[jinzo64]

granted but it's giga pudding and it eats you

i wish for konata to be realy

[Neomalysys]

Granted but she hate's you and seeks an army of **** animals on you.
I wish I had an army of Power Rangers.

[hatz300]

granted, megazords not included

I wish i had an army of giant robots

[synbad2]

granted. They are extremely rusty

I wish i had a hair cut

[Antonio Black]

Granted.
But now you're rocking a FROHAWK!
http://hairstylesarea.com/hair-pic/HLIC/3140284dc7be5877fd76c052a0db076e.jpg

I wish there was more wishes.

[Neomalysys]

Granted

[synbad2]

hard to grant something that is not there

I wish for a wish to end all wishes

[Ruby150]

Granted, but the wish was to end you.
I wish I would stop watching AMV Hell 5, when I get bored.

[synbad2]

granted but you start watching AMV Hell 0 in a public place with the sound cranked all the way up with no way to stop it (CTRL + ALT + Delete does nothing)

i wish for pigs to fly so i can get a new TV

[Kaiju]

Granted, your new TV is broke.

I wish to become god!

[synbad2]

granted but the wish hits you after bouncing off a mirror turning you into a dog

I wish I had a vegetarian Zombie

[Neomalysys]

Granted but you are now a vegetable.
I wish I could transform into Nyan Cat at will.

[Guthix]

granted but you unstopably fly to space.
i wish i needed only 4 hours of sleep

[Antonio Black]

Granted. But now you're like me! A chronic insomniac with fatigue, stomach cramps, and a whole bunch of other physical problems. You'll have a good time! Wooooo...

I wish Guthix wouldn't "sprout from the earth" so much.

[Zetsubou-Chan]

Granted, he spends time stealing stuff from you instead
I wish to go to Chernobyl and not get sick from radiation

[synbad2]

granted but you mutate into a blob instead

I wish to be able to speak to computers

[Neomalysys]

Granted but they have nothing to say to you.
I wish I was skynet.

[Azure_Xeq]

granted but then a sun spot hits the earth wiping all computers.

I wish a sun spot would never do that.

[synbad2]

granted, it wipes you out instead

I wish to be wiped out of existence

[Azure_Xeq]

granted but you are trapped in oblivion forever.

I wish i didn't have summer work.

[Ruby150]

Granted, but you go hungry.
I wish more people understood what ! means

[jinzo64]

granted but people decide to replace it with >.,<

i wish for a 3foot 8 inch tall girlfriend with pink hair

[Neomalysys]

Granted but it's a clone of you in a dress.
I wish I had a twin.

[jinzo64]

granted but shes better than you at everything

i wish i had a female version of me as a girlfriend

[Neomalysys]

Granted but she's celibate.
I wish I had an army of super powered clones.

[simpleton216]

They go crazy and kill you.
I wish Minecraft would stop crashing. on my computer.

[Zetsubou-Chan]

Granted, your computer crashes instead
I wish I can control people

[hatz300]

Granted, you buy a set of lego people

I wish I had a moustache that could talk and think

[Neomalysys]

Granted but it uses you to incite a facial hair revolution.
I wish I a magi.

[Ruby150]

Granted, but you're possessed by a demon.
I wish I lived in the Dragon Age world, as the ultimate Grey Warden (who doesn't die killing the Archdemon).

[jinzo64]

granted but archdemon kills you

i wish for an awsome bankai

[Ruby150]

Granted, but I kill you before you can even use it.
I wish for the world to end.

[jinzo64]

granted but haruhi suzumiya recreates it

i wish nagato yuki was slightly more talkative

[Neomalysys]

Granted but her voice becomes a weapon that causes your head to explode.
I wish I was more powerful than Haruhi.

[Ruby150]

Granted, but you never wish for anything, making your wish invalid.
I wish for Chuck Norris to be immortal

[Neomalysys]

Granted but he decides to shed all morals and goes on a killing spree starting with you.
I wish I was a combination of Bruce Campbell, Mr. Popo, and Chuck Norris.

[Kaiju]

Granted but he decides to shed all morals and goes on a killing spree starting with you.
I wish I was a combination of Bruce Campbell, Mr. Popo, and Chuck Norris.

Grante-


http://www.ratemydrawings.com/img/thumbs/2009/12/16/6054/605494_Mr-Popo.jpg Yeah, no. Prepare to be Assimilated. *Assimilates Neomalysys*

I wish for the the Cancer that is killing the lulz to be Chemo'd.

[JinVicious]

Granted but the lulz are killed along with the cancer.

I wish my damn dirty Minecraft world would give me some (Jin's description of clay has been filtered for your protection) Clay!

Random I know, but it's annoying me at the moment.

[hatz300]

Granted, but since you didn't give a clear description, it turns out to be a type of mutant clay that destroys everything you build

I wish i had a mobile house

[jinzo64]

granted but it falls of the edge of a cliff.

i wish to be clever enough to be able to spell.

[hatz300]

Granted, but you become a grammar nazi and are now my subordinate >: D

I wish i could make things mutate into cooler things

[jinzo64]

granted but you can control what they mutate into

i wish to be an identical twin of yachiru

[hatz300]

Granted, but due to the doppeliner system, you both die and the third unknown triplet gains your luck

I wish i could control every aspect of the world and everything within it

[JinVicious]

Granted but then even the slightest subconscious thought you have manifests eventually causing your head to explode.

I wish I had more soda.

[thedarkmessenger]

granted. *throws up* there's your soda :P

I wish I didn't throw up x_x

[Neomalysys]

Granted but you die because you can't throw up the poison in the soda you just drank.
I wish for flying everything.

[Ruby150]

Granted, but then gravity becomes so intense, it crushes everyone.
I wish I lived in the Dragon Age universe.

[JinVicious]

Granted, but you are eaten by a monster within the first day.

I wish all women had 2 foot long hair.

[Neomalysys]

Granted but they use it to strangle you to death.
I wish I had living hair that liked me.

[Ruby150]

Granted, but it slowly grows to hate being attached to you, and kills itself.
I wish I was an immortal demon.

[jinzo64]

granted but you get stuck in a very deep well and can't get out.

i wish to be stronger than titanium

[JinVicious]

Granted but they use it to strangle you to death.
I wish I had living hair that liked me.

WTF?! O.o I like women with long hair, you just like hair.... You've got a worse hair fetish than I do.

As for the wish corruption:

Granted, but your body is turned into Solid Metal and you can no longer move.

I wish to be able to finally leave Texas.

[MoreTimeThanSense]

WTF?! O.o I like women with long hair, you just like hair.... You've got a worse hair fetish than I do.

As for the wish corruption:

Granted, but your body is turned into Solid Metal and you can no longer move.

I wish to be able to finally leave Texas.

Granted, but you leave it via ICBM.

I wish my dreadnoughts would survive to the end of a match for once!

[Ruby150]

Granted, but they kill you before the end of the match.
I wish I had super strength

[Neomalysys]

Granted but your bones are still normal strength so you shatter your arms trying to show off.
I wish I had all of Wolverines powers and and adamantium skeleton.

[MoreTimeThanSense]

Granted but your bones are still normal strength so you shatter your arms trying to show off.
I wish I had all of Wolverines powers and and adamantium skeleton.

Granted, but you are kidnapped by a shadowy government group for research and because of your healing factor they are... less than gentle.

I wish the outside didn't scare me so much.

[JinVicious]

Granted, but you then find out you are allergic to everything.

I wish I could sleep 12+ Hours every day. =)

[Kira2521]

Granted, but you sleep through all of your favourite T.V shows.

I wish could transfer my consciousness in to a, invinsible giant mechanical body and bring death and destruction to the entire universe!

[jinzo64]

granted but the hard drive in the invisable robot crashes and you get lost in cyber space

i wish for a loli girlfriend

[Ruby150]

Granted, but you get arrested for ****philia.
I wish I had the Thor dvd

[jinzo64]

granted but it's not the same as the film you saw in the cinema

i wish to be a 3foot 8 inch tall women with pink hair and purple iris