[SleeplessPanda]

"ORITE
over 100 pages
locking the thread, make a new one. -Issitheus"

New thread GO! :party:

"If you don't know this game, a person makes a wish, and the next poster grants it in not so good way.

Ex. "I wish i had a hot girlfriend."
"granted, but she is on fire and burns to death in front of you."

ok? -Odessa"

I wish for a pony. :cool:

[animemental1]

Granted, it gets run over.

I wish for...CORN! *laughs manically*

[SleeplessPanda]

Granted, it gets run over.

I wish for...CORN! *laughs manically*

Granted. You and I spend a fun filled week together in my basement. You, me, and lots and lots of CORN . . Oh, when I say "fun filled", I mean fun for me. :D

I wish women were treated with more respect.

[animemental1]

Granted, instead of abusing women, we'll just tend to slap you when you say something stupid or when you talk too much.

I wish you would stop making me shove all this corn in a place I don't want to mention.

[Chillpalazzo]

Granted, but I find another place to shove it in.

I wish I had a unicorn and the song "always"

[SleeplessPanda]

Granted, but I find another place to shove it in.

I wish I had a unicorn and the song "always"

Granted, but because you didn't legally pay for the song, you're put in prison, along with your unicorn. You'll be fine, but the other prisoners think your unicorn is awfully purdey' . .

I wish I could meet Ron Jeremy since he seems like a cool guy who'd have some interesting stories to tell. :D

[domo18]

granted, but he's also anally raping you in the process

i wish i had a faster computer

[SleeplessPanda]

granted, but he's also anally raping you in the process

i wish i had a faster computer

Granted, but it's so fast that eventually the government catches wind and takes it from you. They take it apart and put it back together multiple times, but can't figure out why it's so damn fast. They come to the conclusion you're an alien, and from there things just get messy . .

I wish for a new season of Invader Zim. :D

[Animeholic]

I wish for a new season of Invader Zim. :D

Granted, but it is Voiced and animated in Somalia.


I wish i won the lottery.

[TheDmon]

granted you win the lottery with a fake ticket

i wish cake

[SleeplessPanda]

Granted, but it is Voiced and animated in Somalia.


I wish i won the lottery.

Granted, but so did everyone else. Enjoy your $5.

I wish they'd make a third Gremlins movie.

[Kuni Linguist]

granted you get anus cake, and granted a 3rd gremlins movie is made, starring ben afleck polly shore carrot top andy dick and paris hilton, you happy now?

i wish all the above mentioned celebs died of a brain anurism

[TheDmon]

granted they die and haunt you when you are sleeping

i wish for every video game system

[nipple]

Granted, AVGN fans kill you for blasphemy.

I wish I could go invisible.

[Animeholic]

I wish I could go invisible.


Granted, but you go completely invisible, no one can see you or hear nor notice anything you do, you vanish from existence.

i wish i had a new phone

[Chewi105]

granted, but its a virgin mobile phone

i wish i had the ipad

[animemental1]

Granted, but you still have to pay for the wireless plan.

I wish for awesome sauce.

[Chewi105]

granted, but its just baby crap

i wish i had Dragon Ball Z powers!!

[animemental1]

Granted, but the Narutards start to whale on you repeatedly.

I wish for a pistol more powerful than Falcon Punch, Super Giga Drill Breaker, & Starlight Breaker combined.

[Chillpalazzo]

Granted but you put in in your pants with the safety off and it blasts off your nads. And destroys the world.

I wish Hitler never died. (WHATCHA GONNA DO NOW?!)

[animemental1]

Granted, but he loves Jews & hates Americans.

I wish for cool hair.

[Fishfreeek]

granted but it only looks cool in your reflection
I wish I could pause and play time

[Kuni Linguist]

granted, but you are now a vegitable and cant function.

I wish for universal peace, not just world peace.

[thedarkmessenger]

granted, but it only lasts 5 seconds.

I wish for universal peace that would last forever.

[SleeplessPanda]

granted, but it only lasts 5 seconds.

I wish for universal peace that would last forever.

Granted. For there to be perfect everlasting peace, everything in the universe is removed. Only emptiness remains.

I wish Santa Claus was real. :D

[thedarkmessenger]

granted, but he never brings you any presents.

I wish the easter bunny was real.

[SleeplessPanda]

granted, but he never brings you any presents.

I wish the easter bunny was real.

Granted, but he never brings you any eggs.

I wish humans had no predators to worry about, meaning no grizzly bears, no great white sharks, no lions, no tigers, I wish everything that likes to eat people would go away forever (besides other humans AKA cannibals).

[thedarkmessenger]

granted, but now everyone dies from overpopulation.

I wish there was no such thing as overpopulation.

[Kuni Linguist]

granted at the age of 50 you are incinerated

I wish I cant be incinerated

[Animeholic]

I wish I cant be incinerated

Granted, you will instead be disintegrated

i wish for invincibility

[animemental1]

granted but it only looks cool in your reflection

Hey. At least when I look in the mirror I can still sing White Gold's "Do You Love My Hair?".

Granted, but God considers it as blasphemy & cancels out your existence & sends you to a new place. The name of the place? Hell.

I wish I was immune to losing the game.

[Kuni Linguist]

granted but it lasted only until someone said the game again.

I wish I was home already

[jinzo64]

granted but your is the street

i wish christmas chocolate was cheaper

[thedarkmessenger]

granted, but only because it all melted.

I wish halloween candy was cheaper.

[jinzo64]

granted but it all tasty like raw brussel sprouts

i wish i had x ray vision

[thedarkmessenger]

granted, but what has been seen cannot be unseen D:

I wish I was a power ranger

[jinzo64]

granted your the pink power ranger

i wish i had a girlfriend

[Riaki]

granted but ur girlfriends a bitch

I WANT A LOLI HAREM

[jinzo64]

granted but it's only 30 seconds long

i wish my soul could mate with yours

[SleeplessPanda]

granted but it's only 30 seconds long

i wish my soul could mate with yours

Granted, but now both your souls have "soul AIDs".

I wish fruit didn't go rotten so fast.

[jinzo64]

granted it all made of wax

i wish my soul didn't have soul aids

[SleeplessPanda]

Granted, it now has "soul herpes".

I wish Elton John & David Bowie would do an album together.

[Riaki]

granted but they would both do separate tracks

I WISH I COULD EXPLODE INTO MILLIONS OF PEICES and have sum fun

[jinzo64]

granted but you can't reform so your bagged up an sold as millions

i wish i was a comedian

[Riaki]

Granted but ur not funny O___O

I WISH I WAS JINZO

[jinzo64]

granted but you find my life boring and comite suicide

i wish i was riaki

[animemental1]

Granted, but now you have your soul herpes as well as Riaki's soul AIDS.

I wish my stomach ulcer would stop acting up.

[Riaki]

granted but u find out being an otaku is all what its cracked up to be

I wish to be a panda

[jinzo64]

granted but you never have sex ever

i wish i was in a 4d movie

[Kuni Linguist]

granted but your co-star is polly shore and ben affleck

I wish I could see into anyone in the worlds mind

[jinzo64]

granted but you can only see ugly people

i wish i could make sculptures out of pinapple

[Fishfreeek]

granted but the only things you can sculpt are pinapples
I wish pokemon were real

[Kuni Linguist]

granted but you no longer are

I wish i had a dragon as my loyal pet and best friend

[jinzo64]

granted but it's killed by a dragon hunter

i wish i had a pigmi dragon

[Kuni Linguist]

granted but it is in another universe waiting for you with no food so it starves to death

I wish for bacon and sex with big breasted nerd girls with glasses who are great at sex and give me great sex

[jinzo64]

granted but they find you boring and leave

i wish for sex with rangiku

[animemental1]

Granted, but Soifon finds out & files for divorce.

I wish Ayumu "Osaka" Kasuga was my girlfriend.

[Kuni Linguist]

granted but it's in another life that hasn't happened yet, and may not

I wish I was a robot

[jinzo64]

[QUOTE=animemental1;168887]Granted, but Soifon finds out & files for divorce.
nar shes not like that she'd just join in.

I wish I was a robot

granted but your instantly rusted.

i wish yachiru and yotsuba where my daughters

[animemental1]

Granted, but they stay that way forever.

I wish to add 6 inches to the length of my penis.

[jinzo64]

granted but it can never be erect again

i wish i had a model of a big daddy

[domo18]

granted, but it comes alive and kills you

i wish i was deadpool

[SleeplessPanda]

granted, but it comes alive and kills you

i wish i was deadpool

Granted, but you're decapitated in a freak accident and your head gets lost forever.

I wish "guardian angels" were real, actual angels that'd save you when you're in trouble. :D

[Issitheus]

granted, and everyone has one except you.

i wish for... catgirls?

[animemental1]

Granted, you get a cat with the body of a female & the head of a cat.

I wish for a girl with cat ears & a cat tail.

[domo18]

granted, you get a old lady with cat ears & a cat tail

i wish for gundams to be real

[animemental1]

Granted, but they can think for themselves & decide to make humans their slave.

I wish my catgirl was, looked, & sounded like she was 17. Try to corrupt THAT!

[domo18]

granted, but she had a sex change two days ago

i wish i had a Rosetta Stone that teaches Japanese

[Scorchedenigma]

actually i have that software xD

granted, it can teach you Japanese you just dont know how to make it teach you xD

i wish i had something to watch right now -_-

[Riaki]

GRANTED BUT ITS gay porn

i wish for pokemans to be real!!

[XxFabiGBxX]

granted, poke-mans....

i wanna sheet on my bed xD !!

[jinzo64]

granted but it's hard as wood.

i wish to be more powerful than any other sith lord

[SleeplessPanda]

granted but it's hard as wood.

i wish to be more powerful than any other sith lord

Granted, but eventually the good guys always win in Star Wars, so it's not long before the Jedis find out about you and team up to take you down. :D

I wish I had my very own Death Star without any design flaws. >:3

[jinzo64]

granted but its' only a model

i wish yoda was my grandad

[SleeplessPanda]

granted but its' only a model

i wish yoda was my grandad

Granted, but your mother's a wookie and you take after her.

I wish I could read the minds of animals to figure out what they're really thinking.

[jinzo64]

granted but they all think your gay

i wish i was irish

[Chewi105]

granted, but you turn into a shamrock

i wish i had Ash's kick ass looks

[jinzo64]

granted but i beaten up by misty every other day

i wish i was dark ghost type pokemon

[Chewi105]

granted, but you dont know how to fly and you fall. through everything. you are approximatively near the Earths outer core now.

i wish i was ARCEUS

[jinzo64]

granted but you have know plates so your weak against everything

i wish i was vegeta

[Chewi105]

granted, but your power level is UNDER 9000!!!

i wish i could go super sayain

[jinzo64]

granted but your friends can go super sayain level 3

i wish gt didn't excist

[Chewi105]

granted but now they made DB HU, which is twice as bad, and everyone but Dende dies.

i wish USA would air dubbed Azumanga diaoh

[jinzo64]

granted but it's dubbed in spanish

i wish i could have a chocolate cornet

[Chewi105]

granted, but you dont know which way to eat it

i wish i had some stuff

[jinzo64]

granted but it's boring stuff

i wish i had fish and chips

[Chewi105]

granted, but its just "go fish" and poker chips

i wish i had THINGS

[jinzo64]

why don't you have a wish

[SleeplessPanda]

granted, but its just "go fish" and poker chips

i wish i had THINGS

Granted, and those things are flesh eating parasites underneath your skin. :D

I wish they sold egg nog all year round.

[TheDmon]

granted, but its all spoiled

i wish my son didnt have lung cancer

[SleeplessPanda]

granted, but its all spoiled

i wish my son didnt have lung cancer

Granted, but now you have it. D:

I wish ramen was more filling.

[TheDmon]

granted but you get so fat that everyone hates you and you shelter yourself from the world and become of juggernauts twin that no one heard of

i wish that everytime that i snap my finger every girl has an orgasm

[jinzo64]

granted but after the second click your fingers are snapped off

i wish i was a women

[animemental1]

Granted, but you still have male genitals.

I wish that my mother would let me on the computer on weekdays.

[Fishfreeek]

granted but whenever you try to go online your house has a power cut
I wish I was a vampire

[TheDmon]

granted you become edward collen and no one loves you

i wish twilight never existed

[jinzo64]

granted but vampire diarys is now a major motion picture

i wish i had a pet shaymin

[animemental1]

Granted, but "The Host" still exists & everyone starts obsessing over that.

I wish for a career in voice acting.

[Kajimura]

holy crap, Jinzo i joined before you did? (i didnt know that)

Granted but all of its attack and defence are gone so now it cant fight

I wish i could get those 99 souls and that 1 soul of a witch for my death weapon

[jinzo64]

granted but your waepon sells them for drugs

i wish for nothing

[animemental1]

Granted, but then your body explodes & another universe expands out of the explosion. The scientists of 4010 will call it "The Big Bang 2: jinzo's Unfortunate Day".

I wish the people at my school were civilized & not faggots.

[jinzo64]

granted they all become english toffs

i wish to have lucky charm

[animemental1]

Granted, but it only works for females & has the opposite effect on males.

I wish for cake.

[domo18]

Granted, you now have sweaty gym socks cake with anchovies paste for icing

I wish I had thought of amv hell first

[Fishfreeek]

granted but amv hell turns out crap and amv salad gets much more popularity
I wish I had enough money in my bank that I could live of the intrest

[animemental1]

Granted, but your identity gets stolen, so you can't use the money.

I wish for all the Miyazaki movies on DVD.

[Fishfreeek]

granted but they are all cam rips
I wish for cake pie

[Chewi105]

granted, but its pie cake

i wish i had a portal gun

[Fishfreeek]

^ Oh noez not pie cake XP
granted but it only shoots blue portals..
I wish for a new hard drive

[Chewi105]

granted, but it only holds 2 bytes
i wish the Cake wasnt a lie

[Fishfreeek]

the pie cake isnt a lie...
I wish my dog could fly

[Chewi105]

granted, but i doesnt fully master flying, and it flys off a cliff
i wish i could fly

[Fishfreeek]

^ and your wish??

[Chewi105]

^ and your wish??
sorry, that the 6th time thats happened :3

[Fishfreeek]

granted but only ingame
I wish for a fridge

[Chewi105]

granted, but theres no food.

i wish for peace on earth and goodwill toward all (lets see how this one spirals into catastrophe)

[Fishfreeek]

granted but its some other earth far away in the universe
I wish I could play every instrument perfectly

[Chewi105]

granted but you dont know any songs
i wish i could have this bus:http://www.insertcredit.com/news/032003/azumanga.jpg

[Fishfreeek]

granted but you'll never be able to drive it
I wish for mind control

[SleeplessPanda]

granted but you'll never be able to drive it
I wish for mind control

Granted, but it's YOUR mind that's being controlled. By me. Get down on your knees! :D

I wish people didn't waste food.

[animemental1]

Granted, we eat so much food that the human race dies of obesity.

I wish I could know the gender of every person I see on the net.

[SleeplessPanda]

Granted, we eat so much food that the human race dies of obesity.

I wish I could know the gender of every person I see on the net.

Granted. Every time you see someone online, you receive a mental image of their "junk". 99% of the time this results in you seeing things that you wish you could un-see.

I wish the elderly were treated with more respect.

[jinzo64]

granted but they don't like it

i wish all rappers would die

[animemental1]

Granted, but Justin Bieber becomes so popular that all rockstars & bands from Weezer to Metallica go bankrupt.

I wish my brother would leave me alone when I want him to.

[Fishfreeek]

granted but your parents bug you twice the amount he used to
I wish for a cup of milk

[Chewi105]

grante but its sour
i wish portal would come out

[animemental1]

Granted, it sucks.

I wish for the revival of Freddie Mercury.

[Fishfreeek]

granted but he is a zombie and eats your brains
I wish for some sort off eye beam

[Chewi105]

granted, but its a heat ray, and youve just worsened global warming

i wish half life 2 episode 3 would come out

[Fishfreeek]

^ lol I could live with that XD
granted, it will... in 5 more years
I wish for minions

[animemental1]

Granted, they're all shirtless men.

I wish for one hundred non-counterfeit dollars & a titanium safe to keep it in.

[Chewi105]

granted, but its in the Middle East. good luck :3
i wish i had anything

[Fishfreeek]

granted but anything you want will be corrupted..
I wish my cat could talk

[Chewi105]

granted but it only says racist, vugular, or other profanities.

i wish my hamster could talk

[animemental1]

Granted, he speaks Latin.

I wish to master Super Giga Drill Breaker.

[Fishfreeek]

granted but only in a non-existant video game
I wish for living gummi bears that I can torture and eat

[Chewi105]

granted, but they revolt and..... its too gruesome...
i wish i had the 3ds

[Fishfreeek]

granted but 3 days after it comes out a better and bigger one is released
I wish some maniac would come along and chop my arm off

[BleachBebopAlchemist]

Granted but you die from blood loss and he eats you.
I wish for Disgaea 4 to have Laharal be the main character.

[Chewi105]

granted, but the plot goes down the crapper
i wish i was a famous artist

[BleachBebopAlchemist]

I wish you posted a wish that I could corrupt.

[Chewi105]

something you should know about me and this thread is that i constantly forget to post my wish, then end up editing it immediately. if you dont see a wish at first, just refresh and it should be there

[BleachBebopAlchemist]

Oh. Okay. Lemme try that again then.

You were a famous artist for 15 minutes but then everyone realized your art FAILED!

I wish MTV still played music.

[domo18]

Granted, but they only play Justin beiber

I wish I had graduated at the top of my class

[thedarkmessenger]

It's easy to graduate at the top when you retake kindergarten :D

I wish I had more moneyz.

[BleachBebopAlchemist]

You got more moneyz but it was worthless because it wasn't real money.
I wish to fail at life.

[SPITZtheGOD]

Granted. I stomped your ass in life ( the board game)

I wish trance was the only music in the world

[Backmask]

Granted, but it's all composed by Charles Manson.

I wish Wikipedia didn't exist.

[animemental1]

Granted, now everyone uses Encyclopedia Dramatica (the 4chan of Wikipedia).

I wish to master Super Giga Drill Breaker in real life.

[BleachBebopAlchemist]

Granted but after you learn it the military thinks your a threat and they kill you.
I wish for the most epic song of all time to play in everyones ears...Including mine.

[thedarkmessenger]

granted, but it's in the poorest quality possible, so you can't even tell what the song is.

I wish to watch the most epic anime ever. EVER!

[Kuni Linguist]

granted, you see key the metal idol, then you die

I wish to not be so lazy so i can have a shower and start my day.

[XxFabiGBxX]

granted, but the water is so cold that is almost frozen

i wish to breakdance!!

[SleeplessPanda]

granted, but the water is so cold that is almost frozen

i wish to breakdance!!

Granted, but you're so bad at it that you make little children cry.

I wish everyone in the world had a constant supply of clean fresh water to drink. :D

[animemental1]

Granted, but that clean water is used to make beer, energy drinks, & soda.

I wish for real tickets to Otakon 2011 stored in a titanium safe (which only I know the password for) to keep in my room. Try to corrupt that.

[Animeholic]

I wish for real tickets to Otakon 2011 stored in a titanium safe (which only I know the password for) to keep in my room. Try to corrupt that.

Granted, but then Otakon is Canceled

i wish for living fish..

[BleachBebopAlchemist]

Granted but they eat people so they kill you.
I wish for all my wishes (including this one) to be have the power to never be corrupted !

[animemental1]

Granted, but then Otakon is Canceled

...DAMN YOU.

Granted, but when you see this, your wish will expire.

I wish that, through some accident in the space-time continuum, anime characters come to life & take residence on Earth.

...C'mon now, we all wished for it once in our life.

[SleeplessPanda]

Granted. Vegeta and Nappa are the first to arrive, and without anyone to stand up to them they quickly destroy humanity. After that every other anime character ever created appears on Earth, and a gigantic power struggle ensues. The only ones left standing are the all powerful all knowing anime characters who never die, and after awhile they find another planet to call home.

I wish pandas weren't so lazy.

[thedarkmessenger]

granted, now they're even lazier :P

I wish my cat wasn't so lazy. I also wish he doesn't become lazier :P

[SleeplessPanda]

granted, now they're even lazier :P

I wish my cat wasn't so lazy. I also wish he doesn't become lazier :P

Granted, but he becomes so addicted to staying in shape that he starts taking kitty steroids, and every now and then he has kitty roid rage and beats you up. D:

I wish our next American president does everything right and everyone loves him/her. :D

[animemental1]

Granted, but he's assassinated within a month of his presidency.

I wish that my brother & sister would stop listening to today's music & stop singing to it as well.

[BleachBebopAlchemist]

Granted but they now scream explict words.
I wish that Zack Fair didn't die in Crisis Core.

[thedarkmessenger]

Granted but they now scream explict words.
I wish that Zack Fair didn't die in Crisis Core.

granted, but he becomes even more emo than Cloud and Vincent combined.

I wish for that to never happen >_<

[BleachBebopAlchemist]

Granted so the game never existed.
I wish for all anime and manga and light novels to be relesed everywhere perfectly dubbed.

[animemental1]

Granted, but DVD's & manga become more expensive than gold.

I wish for...MORE CORN! *laughs manically*

[thedarkmessenger]

Granted, but it's old

I wish for...MORE BOMBS! *laughs evilly*

[BleachBebopAlchemist]

Granted but they blow up in your hands.
I wish for no one to post under me and that everyone has to abide by this wish!

[animemental1]

Granted, but Issitheus disapproves. And Issi's a moderator, so you HAVE to obey him.

I wish to see Rule 63 version of "CORN!".

[BleachBebopAlchemist]

Granted but your head implodes shortly after.
I wish Issitheus would explode.

[thedarkmessenger]

Granted, but he takes you with him >8D

I wish I could take reality itself with me to hell when I die.

[BleachBebopAlchemist]

Granted but God takes it back shortly after and damns you to eternal torture.
I wish for Issitheus not to take me with him he sounds like -Hime-.

[thedarkmessenger]

granted. You go alone and Issi stays with us :P

I wish nobody went to hell

[BleachBebopAlchemist]

Granted so they go to H311 now.
I wish that all mods imploded then exploded the got sent to H311.

[thedarkmessenger]

granted, but they take everyone with them D:

I wish people would stop dieing D:

[BleachBebopAlchemist]

Granted but everyone grows so old that all their bones turn to dust and insects and animals eat them and after that they still live...Bet you didn't see that coming.
I wish that Goku fought Superman.

[animemental1]

Granted, but due to the collision of SS Goku's Kamehameha & Superman's laser vision, the Milky Way gets consumed in a giant explosion.

I wish that Nynlad hadn't guessed so easily about the picture I put up for the "Anime Screenshot Game v.4" thread.

[Fishfreeek]

granted but it would of delayed it till I logged in XP
I wish for milk and cookies ^^

[animemental1]

You probably don't know what it is either. That, or the anime's starting to become more mainstream.

Granted, you get "milk" & burnt cookies.

I wish Rule 35 would take effect on the anime I mentioned earlier. Yes, I just wished for that.

[Fishfreeek]

actually I try to stay away from mainstream anime
granted but it is heavily censored..
I wish I could turn into a duck and back again

[thedarkmessenger]

granted, you turn into a duck, and then a backside, then do it again :D

Side Note: I also view mostly non-mainstream anime :P

I wish for a hug :<

[Fishfreeek]

granted but you are crushed D:
I wish water wasnt wet

[thedarkmessenger]

granted, now it's sticky

I wish soda wasn't so wet and sticky at the same time.

[Fishfreeek]

granted, it is nao sticky and wet
I wish for a new house

[thedarkmessenger]

granted, but then you eat it again :P

I wish for a new pet :D

[Fishfreeek]

granted but Ill know what it is >:3
I wish for a new phone that is better than my current one

[thedarkmessenger]

granted, but the battery dies within seconds every time.

I wish for a new car :D

[Fishfreeek]

granted but it is only new to you and is 20 years old with failed mot
I wish for cake that isnt a lie

[thedarkmessenger]

Granted, but you can't handle the truth cake

I wish I could handle the truth cake.

[Fishfreeek]

granted but you never come into contact with it
I wish my job was watching anime

[thedarkmessenger]

granted, but you don't get paid for it :P

I wish I was paid to watch anime.

[Fishfreeek]

granted but you are only payed to watch yaoi
I wish for comebacks to everything

[thedarkmessenger]

granted, but then no one talks to you :0

I wish, I wish for a fish.

[animemental1]

Granted, but I'll be watching you when you try to please yourself with it.

I wish the hentai I wished for wasn't censored.

[Fishfreeek]

granted but they keep yelling ramdom spanish words in it
I wish I could find my tv remote

[thedarkmessenger]

granted, but you find it stuck up your bum >8D

I wish I had a pet nekomata (disgaea) :3

[animemental1]

Hell, as long as it's 100% uncensored, I don't care 'bout a translator. >ω<

Granted, but it runs away. (I don't play Disgaea. =P)

I wish that I had gotten to know Hendrix & all the other awesome rockstars that died before they died.

[thedarkmessenger]

Granted, but they die as a result of knowing you :O

I wish for a pet nekomata

[Fishfreeek]

granted but they use cat fight on you
I wish for a pet flonne XP

[thedarkmessenger]

Granted, but her constant preaching about this concept known as "love" gets on your nerves.

I wish for a pet Laharl XP

[Fishfreeek]

granted but he takes over your home and you become his minion
I wish i was lvl 9999 irl

[thedarkmessenger]

granted, but you're killed by a lvl 9999999999 XP

I wish I were lvl infinity.

[Chewi105]

granted but you are beaten by a lvl infinity and 2

i wish chuck norris was my bodyguard

[Fishfreeek]

granted but you go up against Gandalf the Grey and Gandalf the White and "Monty Python and the Holy Grail"'s Black Knight and Benito Mussolini and The Blue Meanie and Cowboy Curtis and Jambi the Genie, Robocop, the Terminator, Captain Kirk, and Darth Vader, Lo Pan, Superman, every single Power Ranger, Bill S. Preston and Theodore Logan, Spock, The Rock, Doc Ock, and Hulk Hogan......
I wish i wasnt hungry

[thedarkmessenger]

granted, now you're thirsty :P

I wish I didn't smell bad right now D:

[Fishfreeek]

granted you smell horrid
i wish the sky was red

[thedarkmessenger]

granted. It's red with your blood >8D

I wish the sun was black

[animemental1]

Granted, the sun is now a black hole.

I wish for Grenadier hentai...nah, jk jk, I wish for truth cake.

[thedarkmessenger]

granted, but just like fish, you can't handle the truth cake!

I wish for a pet cat-girl :3

[Fishfreeek]

(epic new avatar XP)
granted but she runs away
I wish money grew in the tree in my garden

[thedarkmessenger]

granted, but the government steals it for "research"

I wish I had a money tree myself :p

[Fishfreeek]

granted but I steal it for "research"
I wish the government diddnt exist

[Chewi105]

granted but the world goes down the crapper (believe it or not, even though our government is extremely stupid, its also very helpful)
i wish there was no homework

[thedarkmessenger]

granted. Now you do all your work at school :P

I wish I had more channels on my tv.

[Fishfreeek]

granted but you never use them
I wish for a bar of chocolat

[thedarkmessenger]

granted, but it's melted and past its expiration date.

I wish I had a sexy girlfriend.

[animemental1]

Granted, she has a flat chest & butt, but has a sexy face.

I wish to have the power to cease all annoying voices when needed.

[thedarkmessenger]

granted, but you still have to listen to the retarded ones >8D

I wish I had more money

[acutekat]

granted it's in a frozen account you can't access

i wish for unimaginable pain

[thedarkmessenger]

granted. Just...granted :P

I wish for a sexy wife ;D

[acutekat]

granted she's brain dead

I wish for bamboo to be shoved underneath my fingernails

[BleachBebopAlchemist]

Granted but she leaves you after 5 minutes for me.
I wish for a plan that was such an EPIC WIN that it was Chuck Norris Approved!

[acutekat]

Granted it gets framed behind unbreakable frosted glass in an unbreakable frame

I wish I could have an ax embedded in my side

[thedarkmessenger]

um...granted? O_o

I wish I knew why acute likes pain so much :0

[SleeplessPanda]

um...granted? O_o

I wish I knew why acute likes pain so much :0

Granted, but to gain that knowledge, you lost some of the knowledge you already had. The knowledge of "look both ways before you cross the street" is wiped from your brain, and before you can re-learn it you cross a street without that knowledge and are run over by a garbage truck.

I wish I could be a contestant on Jeopardy!. :D

[animemental1]

Granted. You walk away with OVER -$9000!

I wish for Rock Band 3 & Guitar Hero: Warriors of Rock.

[thedarkmessenger]

granted, but neither of them work.

I wish for a working copy of Disgaea 4 before it even comes out :D

[BleachBebopAlchemist]

Granted but I shoot you and take it.
I wish that Metal Gear Solid Rising works with the PlayStation Move.

[animemental1]

Granted, but you get hit by a truck before it gets released.

I wish my brother wasn't so obsessed with Garrote Wire.

[BleachBebopAlchemist]

Granted now your obsessed with it.
I wish for no wishing.

[animemental1]

Granted, but only when this thread is locked.

I wish for the Avenue Q soundtrack.

[BleachBebopAlchemist]

Granted but they edited it and it now sounds terrible.
I wish for nothing for my wish.

[jinzo64]

granted you get everything ever made

i wish to be an alchemist

[BleachBebopAlchemist]

Granted but you commit human transmutation an get sucked into the gate for all eternity.
I wish that I had a place to put everything I just got above.

[jinzo64]

granted but you get locked in with all your stuff

i wish i could create humans

[BleachBebopAlchemist]

Granted but the revolt and turn into cannibals eat you and then go join The Family in the Wasteland
I wish I had a key.

[jinzo64]

granted it does nothing

i wish i had a chocolate bar

[BleachBebopAlchemist]

Granted but Mello comes and kicks your ass and steals it.
I wish my key unlocked anything. (Even electronic safes/doors)

[jinzo64]

granted but everytime you use this key your attacked konata

i wish i was r2 d2

[BleachBebopAlchemist]

Granted but it's lego r2 d2 that little 4 year olds play with.
I wish I could understand how you corrupted my wish.

[Fishfreeek]

granted but you realise that every time you use that key you're attacked by konata in-game
I wish for a mince pie

[BleachBebopAlchemist]

granted but it was made by Sweeny Todd.
I wish someone would tell me who Konata is.

[Fishfreeek]

granted but you have to watch a deathly cute anime called lucky star
I wish the sky and the sea were reversed

[BleachBebopAlchemist]

Granted but the sea falls and kills everyone.
I demand for a wish! [insert epic wish]

[jinzo64]

granted but it wasn't epic enough

i wish i owned the internet

[BleachBebopAlchemist]

Granted but only windows.
I wish for a ......

[Fishfreeek]

granted but you cant talk anymore
I wish for a bag full of cardboard

[jinzo64]

granted nothing happend

i wish velcro grew on the moon

[BleachBebopAlchemist]

Granted just granted but you get stuck on there.
(Did you know it's actually called a hook-and-loop fastener)
I wish that everyone died!

[Matey]

granted, but they all came back as zombies and eat you.
i wish hellsing ultimate would hurry up and release the last 3 episodes

[BleachBebopAlchemist]

Granted but they all SUCKED!
I wish I was dead.

[Fishfreeek]

granted but you go to hell
I wish for a giant marshmallow

[jinzo64]

granted but it eats you

i wish all dogs were tiny

[BleachBebopAlchemist]

Granted but they all team up and crush you and you come to Hell where I annoy you for eternity!
I wish that the world imploded!

[Fishfreeek]

granted but it is some other world in another galaxy
I wish for a statue of my cat made from paper fans

[BleachBebopAlchemist]

Granted but I burn it down because it creeps everyone out.
I wish that your house would implode!

[Fishfreeek]

granted but I use a phoenix down on it
I wish I could speak japanese

[BleachBebopAlchemist]

Granted but you speak it so poorly no one understands you and you can't speak English.
I wish for my keyboard keys back.

[Fishfreeek]

granted but they are all in the wrong place and cant be moved
I wish for fruit cake

[SleeplessPanda]

Granted, but it's harder than steel.

I wish fruit cakes didn't exist.

[BleachBebopAlchemist]

Granted now it's vegetable cakes.
I wish fruit cakes existed.

[SleeplessPanda]

Granted now it's vegetable cakes.
I wish fruit cakes existed.

Granted, but they exist in an alternate reality and not in this one.

I wish fruit cakes didn't exist ANYWHERE. I hate fruit cakes! :mad:

[BleachBebopAlchemist]

Granted but the vegetable cakes rape you.
I wish Fruit cakes tasted good..Like ginger bread.

[Fishfreeek]

granted, they already do XP (whats with the fruit cake hate here )
I wish for an elevator in my house

[BleachBebopAlchemist]

Granted but it shoots up into the sky like Willy Wanka's and crashes in a fiery ball of death killing you and millions of orphans.
I wish I had a fruit cake so i could try it.

[Fishfreeek]

granted but you wont like it for some reason
I wish for cupcakes

[BleachBebopAlchemist]

Granted but they're plastic explosives in disguise that will blow up in 20 seconds after you read this.
I wish someone would tell me the background music in the assassins creed brotherhood trailer.

[SleeplessPanda]

Granted but they're plastic explosives in disguise that will blow up in 20 seconds after you read this.
I wish someone would tell me the background music in the assassins creed brotherhood trailer.

Granted, someone will tell you on your death bed as you take your final breath.

I wish people wouldn't make stupid wishes.

[jinzo64]

granted but you find sensable wishes boring

i wish for more stupid wishes

[Kajimura]

granted but the stupider they get the stupider you get

i wish i was the legandary assassin for chronos

[SleeplessPanda]

Uh' . . granted, but you're then abducted by aliens and anally probed till you are dead.

I wish people wouldn't make wishes relating to animes nobody has ever heard of. D:

[SPITZtheGOD]

Granted. Nobody can make wishes... Except for me. Mwahaha

I wish for my iPod to have 1 terabyte of space

[Animeholic]

I wish for my iPod to have 1 terabyte of space

Granted but its filled with nothing but Elton John songs.

i wish i was superman with no weaknesses

[synbad2]

Granted but u are continuously struck by lighting for 50 years.

I wish I had a Gundam.

[jinzo64]

granted but it don't work

i wish the world was flat

[synbad2]

Granted but you fall off the side.

I Wish i had a Turkey Sandwich. (Simpson's reference)

[domo18]

Granted, but the turkey is spoiled

I wish I had this gun
http://dl3.glitter-graphics.net/pub/361/361703pv6mujhfgn.jpg

[thedarkmessenger]

granted, but then you shoot yourself with it.

I wish more people would join the streams

[xIsamuTM]

granted. but they're all trolls.

I wish i could divide by zero.

[SquintyMccheese]

Granted. but it only works in your imagination.

I wish I could blow stuff up with my mind.

[SleeplessPanda]

Granted. but it only works in your imagination.

I wish I could blow stuff up with my mind.

Granted, your brain is now made out of an explosive substance. You'll have to remove your brain when you're ready to blow something up with it.

I wish healthy foods tasted just as good as junk food, so more people would eat healthy.

[animemental1]

Granted, but it leads to overeating which not only makes people obese, but also results in food scarcity.

I wish for a job. Literally, I need one BAD.

[SquintyMccheese]

Granted but it's unpaid work....


I wish my radio stations didn't suck...

[synbad2]

Granted but all they play are Polka

I wish anime was real

[Chewi105]

granted, but now vampires, little battling monsters, and robots are running loose
i wish i was a bird

[sakurafan1994]

Granted, but a hunter shoots you.

I wish I wasn't so short :3

[synbad2]

Granted but you suffocate due to lack of air in space

I wish for World Peace.... (that should work...)

[jinzo64]

granted theres now no sound of any kind any where.

i wish for breakfast

[Kira2521]

Granted, it's toasted bird poo with a side of your brains

I wish for cake

[jinzo64]

granted you get 2 cakes the cupcake of doom and the other cake is a lie

i wish to be happier

[thedarkmessenger]

granted, but only for 5 seconds. Then you feel worse than you ever have before.

I wish to be happier and have that happiness last for all eternity

[Animeholic]

I wish to be happier and have that happiness last for all eternity

Granted, but all the depressed people despise you and kill you.

i wish i ruled the world *evil laugh*

[thedarkmessenger]

granted, but the rest of us hate you and rise up against you and kill you.

I wish for eternal life.

[Trilobiteer]

Granted but that world is Pluto.

I wish I could be the first Aussie on the moon.

As you were, TDM beat me to it :P

Granted but you continue living even after the Earth is destroyed and float in space forever.

Same as above.

[Animeholic]

I wish I could be the first Aussie on the moon.


Granted but without a spacesuit.

i wish i had a disintegrating gun.

[synbad2]

Granted but you accidently shoot your self.

I wish I was dead....

Everyone keeps asking for good stuff and bad stuff happens.... Maybe if I Do this, something good happens.....

[Backmask]

Granted, but your dead body is molested by a fat guy.

I wish Billy Mays never died.

[animemental1]

Granted. That is all.

I wish for all my community service hours to be finished.

[synbad2]

Granted but you did such a ****ty job that they fined you $2,000,000 + 10 year jail time with a serial rapist as a cell mate

I wish I was the Last guy on earth and immortal, with Infinite food, and 2000 catgirls that love to cater to my every will.



granted, but now vampires, little battling monsters, and robots are running loose
And thats bad how????

[animemental1]

Granted, but the air stinks, the food tastes bad, & all of the catgirls have herpes.

I wish for a job.