[flamingbambi]

^ LOL xD

Granted, but you are the only retard left. Thus you are shunned.

I wish bad moods didn't exist.

[Shuiia]

Granted but now you live in a world where people are happy beyond belief and it is annoying the **** out of you

I wish I had a Cello

[jinzo64]

granted but it sounds likes a drum

i wish not to be sick

[synbad2]

granted but now you're too sleepy to watch any anime ever again

I wish i had a TARDIS

[Bakagami]

Granted but it's an anagram of apple's new iTards.

I wish for CAT GIRLS!
One more time!

[Ewcongogamer]

Granted, but they all have jam covered bread glued to them.

I wish for all the magic in the world!!

[synbad2]

Granted... but it kills you right off the bat

I wish I had an oreo

[Vazain]

Both two granted, but to the other person!

I wish for Reese's Pieces!

[Bakagami]

http://image12.webshots.com/13/3/17/14/146631714wDoLFq_ph.jpg
Granted but the blood gets everywhere.

I wish a giant doughnut.

[Vazain]

Granted, but your grammar gets even worse...

I wish there was a river of chocolate!

[Ewcongogamer]

Granted, but it's chocolate that doesn't leave your body.

I wish there was pixi stick dust instead of water when it rains!!

[Bakagami]

Granted. But nothing grows now.

Would you ever *shudder* play Dwarf Fortress?

[synbad2]

sure, y not

Would you ever jump off a 100 foot cliff?

[Vazain]

Granted. But nothing grows now.

Would you ever *shudder* play Dwarf Fortress?

sure, y not

Would you ever jump off a 100 foot cliff?

Not quite a wish....good job on being in the wrong thread! XD

I wish for another me to fight to the death with!

[Bakagami]

Granted. You lose.

I wish that I would have wished a wished instead of confusion forum hopping, BUT still confused syn.

Fix'd!

[synbad2]

granted but now everyone is confused like me

I wish someone would jump with me off a 100 foot cliff

[Ewcongogamer]

Granted, but shamed for eternity,

I wish I had superpowers!!

[Vazain]

Everyone's granting the same wish!!!! All granted!!!! But all to the wrong person, cause everyones posting at the same time!!!!

I wish people wouldnt post at the same time!

[synbad2]

STOP IT... ehhh no can do.

I wish time could stop

PS. I HAVE jumped off a 100 foot cliff before

[Ewcongogamer]

Granted but you only fly into broken glass!!!

I wish forums had a sound that goes bing, posted already!!

[Bakagami]

Granted but it' breaks your ears.

I wish for forum unity.

[Bakagami]

Granted but it's killed by double posts.

I wish plates of bacon for everyone.

[Ewcongogamer]

Granted, but everyone dies from heart poisoning.

I wish for better television shows!!

[Scorchedenigma]

granted, they are better but they leave you emotionally scarred

i wish noone would doublepost...ever >_>

[Vazain]

Granted, but nobody post anymore!
I wish for half wishes!

[Ewcongogamer]

Granted, but you get half a way to lose yourself.

I wish for decimals to have cousins!!

[Vazain]

Their called fractions....

I wish that god was just a stranger on a bus.

[Ewcongogamer]

Granted, but then he stabs you in the back.

I wish demons would say hi to everyone!

[Vazain]

Granted, but they steal your wallet afterward!

I wish this next wish isnt granted!

[Ewcongogamer]

Granted, but I get to choose my wish.

I wish that you didn't have anything in the world and then we put you on a stand and danced you like a monkey on a flying wheel!

[synbad2]

Error

I wish for a system rebooting

[Bakagami]

Granted. Ewcongogamer never posted.
I wish for a pretty ribbon.

[Ewcongogamer]

Granted, but its a animal sex pride ribbon.

I wish for a button of doom!

[Vazain]

Granted. It only kills you.

I wish for this thread.

[Ewcongogamer]

Granted, but u found your own stupidity

I wish for a new internet!!

[Vazain]

Granted. It hates you.

I wish for a missile!

[Ewcongogamer]

Granted, but its a missile of steriods into your heart.

I wish for pants that can fly!!

[synbad2]

granted but they leave you in your pink heart thong

I wish for a flak jacket

[Chillpalazzo]

Granted but its to small for you and makes you cry

I wish more girls I knew digged anime

[Vazain]

Granted. You now know only two girls.

I wish for a panda

[synbad2]

granted but you are allergic to it

I wish for a world with out Light

[Ewcongogamer]

Granted, Dark.

I wish for a word that doesn't exist.

[Vazain]

Granted. You cant go there.

I wish for a world full of pandas!

[Chillpalazzo]

Granted but they eat all of our forests and we all die

I wish I was in my 20s

[synbad2]

granted but only for a day, then you age rapidly

I wish for a world with out borders, war, famine, poverty, or rasism

[Bakagami]

Granted. You don't live there.
I wish for a new dress.

[Chillpalazzo]

Granted but it gets ripped off by Chinese dress stealers

I wish I wasn't a cat

[sakurafan1994]

Granted but now you're a dog

I wish I could fix my computer(my other one)

[synbad2]

granted but the other stops working

I wish for a meteor shower

[Bakagami]

Granted. You get hit by a stray one and contractors run amok.

I wish for better eyesight.

[Barty64]

Granted but its only in one eye and the other eye fails

Wish i had a gold PS3

[Shuiia]

Granted but you can't play on it and it is not pure gold

I wish I could attend a classical orchestra in Prague or Vienna

[sakurafan1994]

Granted but after you buy the tickets the show gets cancelled and they wont offer a refund.

I wish my glasses weren't so dirty all the time

[Chillpalazzo]

Granted but they are too big for you. This doesn't seem as bad but then theres a nuclear war and all you have left is your manga. You get ready for a happy life reading manga when your glasses fall off and break, leaving you unable to read them and you have no way to fix them. All you can do is say "that's not fair..."

I wish the twilight zone was on tv more often

[sakurafan1994]

(btw Chill, I dont need my glasses to read xD im nearsighted lol)

Granted but its always on when your not home.

I wish I could actually get up on time for school

[synbad2]

Granted but now your late for everything else

I wish for a new Ipad

[thedarkmessenger]

granted, but I stomped it.

I wish I could stomp the planet.

[SquintyMccheese]

Granted, but you can only stomp Captain Planet.

http://images.huffingtonpost.com/2010-05-03-captainplanet1.jpg

I wish for another corrupted wish.

[Shuiia]

Granted but nobody goes there and keeps this one alive :P

I wish I could play in the snow with my gf :'3

[Fishfreeek]

granted but you both get frostbite and lose your fingers
I wish whoever grants this wish was happy with everything in their life

[Shuiia]

Granted but unfortunately neither did you have a true wish but I'm also well aware that the human race is ****ed... :P

I wish Dinosaurs would still live today o3o...and that they could be tamed

[jinzo64]

granted but they cost to much to keep

i wish to be a charater in lucky star

[synbad2]

granted but now you never grow up

I wish someone would play bucketstickfruitball with me

[jinzo64]

o.k chuck norris plays it with you. you never win

i wish to be Dr Who

[synbad2]

granted but the Tardis is destroyed when it travels to the Soul Society and Kenpachi runs into it

I wish I had Soul Reaper Powers

[Bakagami]

Granted. But it's a filler arc so you can't do anything but die as a comic relief.

I wish for MOAR POWEH!

[synbad2]

Granted but the world you get it on is destroyed by your awsome power leaving you in the cold darkness of space without a pressure suit

I wish for MOAR SNOWA

[jinzo64]

granted your trapped in your house forever

i wish to an awsome eye patch like kenpachi's

[synbad2]

granted but the critters that would normally eat spirit energy, eats your eyes out instead

I wish for a Giant Oreo Blizzard

[jinzo64]

granted but there all stale and are stained green with mold

i wish to a jedi

[synbad2]

granted but your only a padawan learner

I wish I had a Beam Saber

[jinzo64]

granted but it has no batteries

i wish santa was fake

[synbad2]

Never gonna be granted you bas****

I wish everyday was christmas

[jinzo64]

granted but now your constantly broke and sick of turkey

i wish farther christmas was fake

[Barty64]

I shall take synbad2's lead and refuse to grant it

i wish it was busy here when I have time to be here

[Fishfreeek]

granted but everyone ignores you
I wish christmas diddnt exist

[sakurafan1994]

granted but the Hanukkah is suddenly as popular as Christmas

I wish I could find my old Beyblades(i found the new ones in Walmart)

[synbad2]

granted but they are broken

I wish AMV Hell 6 was going to be made

[jinzo64]

granted but it's 10 hours long

i wish i could drink to excess without getting drunk

[Bakagami]

Granted but you still die of alcohol poisoning.

I wish for Unlimited Blade Works!

(AMV Hell 6 being 10 hours long.....is a bad thing?)

[synbad2]

Granted but you lose all interest in life

I wish for a Gameboy color... YES i am STILL using a B/W gameboy....

[jinzo64]

granted but it has no buttons.

i wish i was magical

[synbad2]

granted but your also ugly and that cant be fixed

I wish for Magic Missile

[jinzo64]

granted but it can't destroy anything

i wish for the most powerful death star ever

[Barty64]

granted but it can't be used

I wish for snow without ice

[jinzo64]

granted but you only 2 grams of snow

i wish to date sakura

[Barty64]

granted she tears your head off the second she meets you

i wish for more hours in the day

[jinzo64]

granted but you spend them sleeping

i wish to be immortal

[synbad2]

granted but then your eyes fall out, your ears fall off, so now you can't read manga, or watch anime

I wish for a skyscaper

[jinzo64]

granted but theres nothing in it

i wish my parents were normal

[Barty64]

Granted but since there is no such thing as normal people they turn out weirder then they are now

I wish for sleep

[Vazain]

Granted: You dream of BattleToads.

I wish that I could speak all languages!

[xIsamuTM]

granted. but you can only order fast food. at least you can get a taco in Japanese, Swahili, Farsi, and binary.


I wish for a bowl of some good weed. like knock you on your *** in two hits.

[Bakagami]

Granted. It's burning on a far far away planet.
I wish Videogames Forever~

[animemental1]

Granted, but the U.S. Department of Education changes it to "Unlimited Book Works".

I wish for cameras. The ones used for security measures.

[synbad2]

granted but now the government is keeping a closer eye on you

I wish for a subsription to Shoen Jump

[jinzo64]

granted but costs you an arm,a leg and both eyes.

i wish for an english dub of k-on

[Shuiia]

Granted but the voices suck and half the story and plot points are cut

I wish for a nuclear war

[jinzo64]

granted it lasts 2 minutes and turns the world to a poisonous waste land.

i wish for a soifon plushie

[Shuiia]

Granted but not only do you have to wait 24,3876 years to get it when you get it it falls apart

I wish for human Unity

[synbad2]

granted but it is united for 4 days then Shuiia's wish kicks in

I with for a Yoruichi (cat mode) doll

[Shuiia]

Granted but it is terribly assembled and made of cardboard...and AIDS

I wish for Alien civilisations

[jinzo64]

granted they destroy the world

i wish for a ritsu and yui mini model

[Shuiia]

granted but they are too big to put in your house

I wish for people to stop acting childish

[jinzo64]

granted rveryone acts like your mom instead

i wish for cookies that taste like cake

[synbad2]

granted but now they all taste like Fruit cake

I wish for everlasting peace on Earth

[jinzo64]

granted everyone and everything is dead

i wish for peas on earth

[synbad2]

granted but they are soo big they roll over everyone

I wish for a world of Pees (not the urine kind...)

[jinzo64]

granted but there all mushy

i wish for halibel to be real

[domo18]

granted, but she doesn't like you and kills you

i wish acne didn't exist

[jinzo64]

granted but you get huge moles instead

i wish the moon was made of cake instead of cheese

[synbad2]

Granted but it is rotten cake

I wish for ACME products to be real

[jinzo64]

granted but they actualy work

i wish for the cake not to be a lie

[Scorchedenigma]

granted, its a carrot cake

i wish someone would post a stupid picture

[synbad2]

granted but they actualy work

AND thats bad how????


i wish someone would post a stupid picture

Here ya go
http://bryanjoiner.files.wordpress.com/2010/07/stupid.jpg

I wish for green water and a brown sky

[jinzo64]

wheres your wish

what ever it was it granted and it went horribly wrong


i wish for a box to hide in

[Shuiia]

here you go ---> http://i438.photobucket.com/albums/qq107/Okami925/Metal%20Gear%20Solid/1213774382610.jpg

I wish for cyborgs

[Scorchedenigma]

granted but they arnt awesome. they can barely function

i wish i was a potato

[synbad2]

granted but now you are Mr. Potato Head
http://www.funnyreign.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/02/real-potato-head.jpg

I wish i had a match box car

[jinzo64]

granted but there made from potato chips

i wish for a genie

[Shuiia]

Granted but the genie only grants one wish...for itself...and then dies of AIDS...and gives you AIDS as it dies...
I wish for human/machine interfaces

[jinzo64]

granted a computer is smahed over your head

i wish for a dollar

[Shuiia]

Granted but it is fake...and made of AIDS...and bursts into flames as soon as you touch it :3

I wish for giant city linking sprawls

[jinzo64]

granted but it has super aids

i wish to be immune to aids

[Shuiia]

Granted but you become hyper sensitive to every other dissease known to man

I wish that my girlfriend and I stop fighting

[LurkerSubmarine]

Granted you are both in a vegetated state, with lots of love to each other

I wish that there was a number 22 next to me.

[Shuiia]

Granted but is has severe diarrhea...

I wish the world would end

[LurkerSubmarine]

(Yay 22 can be my diarrhea buddy)

Granted, but as the world ends, you are imploded into another world that is similar.

I wish to have robotic feet.

[SilentShadow]

Granted, they elope and run away together.

I wish the next post wouldn't have the words "I wish" in it.

[synbad2]

Granted but it backfires

So grant me one request. Grant me revenge... and if you do not listen, then to hell with you!

[thedarkmessenger]

granted, you get revenge on yourself.

I wish timing was easier to do.

[synbad2]

granted but you're using a sundial

I wish for a anti-wish

[Shuiia]

Granted but I don't know how to go about doing such a thing...

I wish for a global anthem :3

[synbad2]

granted but it sucks

I wish for a pillow fort

[Shuiia]

Granted but the pillows in question get all lumpy and filled with House dust mites

I wish for 5 moons :'3

[Fishfreeek]

granted but they spawn in your stomach
I wish for a bottle of j2o

[synbad2]

granted but the fruit the juices were squeezed from were rotten

I wish for an uncorruptable wish

[felinoel]

Granted. But YOU are the Dragon's Slave.

I wish non-poisoned doughnuts for everyone.

No no, Dragon Slave is a surprisingly deceptive title for a spell, instead of doing what it sounds like, it makes explosions that vary in size based off of what would be very funny, murderous, or just useful at the time. Also this variance varies on whether or not being controllable based off on nothing apparent, though sometimes it appears to be based off of what the caster wants it to do, but sometimes not.

[jinzo64]

granted but the fruit the juices were squeezed from were rotten

I wish for an uncorruptable wish


granted but it got broke in the post

i wish for happiness

[strawberry light]

granted, but everone around you feels unhappy.

I wish for clamp to make a new anime.

[CelticFoxx]

Granted but you suddenly become blind and deaf

I WISH TO HAVE A COMPANION CUBE!!!

[Fishfreeek]

granted but you cannot progress untill throwing it into an incinerator
I wish bunnys can fly

[sakurafan1994]

Granted but they are also rabid bunnies, and they start to eat your face.

I wish I had a Usa-chan bunny xD

[animemental1]

Granted, but it gets soaked in tea.

I wish for Harmonix to make a K-On & Haruhi Suzumiya Track Pack. And I want the following songs to be on the list:

K-On Track Pack

1. Cayagake Girls
2. Fuwa Fuwa Time
3. My Love is a Stapler
4. Don't say Lazy
5. Go! Go! Maniac!

Haruhi Track Pack

1. God Knows
2. God Knows (Nikuman ver.)
3. Lost My Music
4. Parallel Days
5. Super Driver

[synbad2]

granted but it keeps skipping

I wish for a crapload of snow... oh wait that is happening right now....
.....
.....
Uhhh ... I wish for Magic to be real

[felinoel]

granted but it keeps skipping

I wish for a crapload of snow... oh wait that is happening right now....
.....
.....
Uhhh ... I wish for Magic to be real

Granted but you cannot cast it

I wish I can cast it

[Shibbidah]

Granted, but your opponent cast counterspell.

I wish Mental's track pack included teh following songs:

When I Was In Love
Star Way to Heaven
Secret Sensation
First Goodbye

[Bakagami]

Granted but it stays in development for literally forever and never gets released. The budget funding the project undermines any production of any anime and the world is sad.

I wish for a riddle.

[jinzo64]

granted but it's so complex you don't understand it

i wish for the greatest cookie ever made.

[synbad2]

granted but it is 500 years old and turns to dust the moment you touch it

I wish for AVADA KEDAVRA

[Bakagami]

Granted and it's cast on you.
I wish for a fully functional personal mecha.

[synbad2]

granted but you receive this guy
http://www.mahq.net/mecha/gundam/gunpla/gpb-04b.jpghttp://www.mahq.net/mecha/gundam/gunpla/lineart/gpb-04b-backpackrecorder.jpg

I wish for a better mecha

[Bakagami]

Granted it looks cooler, but it doesn't work.
I wish for an alternative fuel source.

[synbad2]

here ya go
http://www.offensiveparking.com/wp-content/gallery/create-a-caption/alternative_fuel.jpg

I wish for a VTOL Craft

[SleeplessPanda]

I have . . no idea what that is, but you get it, only to find it's poorly constructed and explodes the first time you use it.

I wish the second season of Panty & Stocking with Garterbelt doesn't have a crazy ending like the first one. D:

[Chillpalazzo]

Granted but it no longer has any adult humor

I wish that I could find an Excel saga manga.

[Shibbidah]

Granted, but teh pages are stuck together...with something purple, smells of old cheese.

I wish for more memory on mah HDD.

[Kaiju]

Granted but it has a tendency to delete your most "personal" stuff at random.

I want war.

[Shibbidah]

Granted, but you die in it.

I wish I knew what this "personal stuff" is.

[Kaiju]

Granted, it's a whole hardrive of catboy hentai.

I wish i could find god.

[Shibbidah]

Granted, but you find her in Japan, and she's insane...dunno if this is bad.

I wish I had a good video editing software.

[Chillpalazzo]

granted but it only edits hardcore gay porn

I wish I could go to a The Pillows concert.

[Shibbidah]

Granted, but I come with you...and I'm still crying over the chatbox murder.

I wish I could play bass.

[Kaiju]

Granted, but everytime you play it you get arrested by the scotland yard.

I wish I could have Diclonius powers...


(Also, is that "god" Hanyuu or Haruhi? >3)

[synbad2]

granted but you can only use sub-basic powers

I wish for a world without manga or anime

P.S.

I have . . no idea what that is, but you get it, only to find it's poorly constructed and explodes the first time you use it.

VTOL ---> Vertical Takeoff Or Landing
http://wh40k.lexicanum.com/mediawiki/images/7/7f/Valkyrie1.jpg

[Fishfreeek]

granted, you are sent 99999999999999999 years back in time
I wish for respawning plate of food

[thedarkmessenger]

granted, but it only spawns disgusting foods that you would never eat.

I wish for a Playstation 4 :D

[Fishfreeek]

granted but there wont be any games on it for over 9000 years
I wish for a wallet that respawns money

[Shibbidah]

I always thought that was VSTOL?

EDIT: Hey look, there's a difference between teh two.

umm...granted...but you realize you've made a HORRIBLE mistake.

I wish mah orders would arrive sooner >.<

[Fishfreeek]

granted but they are heavly damaged
I wish i could jump into animes and **** up the story with my presence

[thedarkmessenger]

granted, but then there's no more anime, and it's all your fault >:0.

I wish I could kill fish for ruining anime forever.

[Fishfreeek]

granted but i respawn
I wish it never snowed again

[thedarkmessenger]

granted. Now it rains. Nonstop. and it's all your fault.

I wish for even more rain! Mwahahahahahahahaha!

[Shibbidah]

Granted, you drown and Scorched dies of dysentery.

I wish for a physics gun.

[strawberry light]

granted, but you don't know how to use it...

i wish for a hell ton of firecrackers =^,^=

[Kaiju]

Granted, they explode in your hand.

I wish for the next poster to Lose the Game. I already lost.

[thedarkmessenger]

Granted, but then I retry and win >:3

I wish for the next poster to do the hockey-pockey.

[flamingbambi]

Granted, but my clumsiness prevents me from finishing and makes me fall over D:

I wish I had pantsu.

[Chillpalazzo]

Granted but you lose them... somehow...

I wish I had money to start a business to make more moeny.

[Diclonius]

granted but the new healthcare bill makes you use all of it on your employees

I wish for another season of Kaze No Stigma

[Fishfreeek]

granted but it is so aweful that noone likes it and it isnt even subed
I wish there were more boobs in the world

[Chillpalazzo]

Granted but they are all on fat guys

I wish Santa was real.

[Fishfreeek]

granted but everyone is bad so he might as well not exist
I wish rain was red

[Kaiju]

Granted, but it rains forever drowning us all.

I wish to be real boy!

[jinzo64]

granted but your now called pinochio

i wish i was better looking

[Fishfreeek]

granted but you are better looking in the eyes of some horrably ugly alien
I wish that the meaning of life was to eat pie

[jinzo64]

granted but its an empty pie

i wish life was simpler

[Fishfreeek]

granted but it drives you insane slowly
I wish to die a painful death

[jinzo64]

granted but it takes forever

i wish time would stop

[Fishfreeek]

granted but you stop with it and it never starts again
I wish a new ds game that has coop comes out

[jinzo64]

granted but its boring

i wish fatty foods were healthy

[Fishfreeek]

granted but its now healthy to be fat
I wish I diddnt need to eat to survive

[Kaiju]

Granted, now you cant eat at all and everything tastes like crap

I wish for this wish to be corrupted.

[synbad2]

Granted but it back fires

I wish my car doesn't backfire like a gunshot 'round cops, schools during recess, or by a church on Sundays!

*TRUE STORY!!! IT DOES!!!!!*

[flamingbambi]

Granted, but it now self-combusts on a whim.

I wish there were less morons in the world.

[synbad2]

granted but now the Earth is free of mankind

I wish for WARP SPEED!!!!!!

[Chewi105]

granted, but, going by einstiens law of time travel, you go so fast that you warp to before time....

i wishes all the kittehz of the world

[pleant]

granted. but they are all dead...

I wish for all the happiness in the world.

[Scorchedenigma]

granted, you go insane from the sheer amount of happiness and everyone else hates you for stealing it

i wish i had a crappy bucket that didnt work

[Bakagami]

@ple:Granted. But it's all in the person you hate the most.
@enigma: Granted. It's impaled in your head.
I wish for a shiny bauble.

[jinzo64]

granted but it's to shiny to look at

i wish football would go away

[thedarkmessenger]

Granted, but it's replaced by the worst sport ever.

I wish Blitzball was a real sport.

[animemental1]

Granted, but it becomes more popular than football. A disturbed football fan/serial killer is VERY angry at this & kills every single player alive, so no one can play Blitzball again & everyone has to go back to football.

I wish for a Beefy Crunch Burrito from Taco Bell.

[Fishfreeek]

granted *spawns one on the floor in front of you without packaging*
i wish all water was replaced with mountin dew energy drink (so it would rain mountin dew and the sea would be salty mountin dew)

[animemental1]

So? That's why we have a janitor named Terry. *picks up burrito & eats it*

Granted. That's it.

I wish for a donut. (Not a filled one. DX)

[Fishfreeek]

granted, its an apple filled with donut
I wish my bath could fly and talk

[thedarkmessenger]

granted, but it tells to to go f*** yourself and flies away. Now you have no bath.

I wish my cat could speak Japanese.

[Kaiju]

Granted, it is a kamikaze cat who blows you up.

I wish for my own army of dinosaurs.

[thedarkmessenger]

granted, but they're all fossils.

I wish for my own army of demons >:3

[domo18]

granted, but they turn on you and kill you

i wish i could have went to 39's giving day concert

[thedarkmessenger]

granted, but they cancel it at the last second, so you ending up having to watch something else, instead. Worse yet, it has nothing to do with Japan or Vocaloids.

I wish I could own the concert on DVD :D

[CelticFoxx]

granted and you go back in time, but you pass out before it starts due to time travel

i wish i would sign in more often when i am on AMVHELL.com
(P.S. im really lazy and dont)

[Fishfreeek]

granted but noone cares
I wish everything was made of bubblewrap

[XelaisPWN]

Granted, but it's popped already.

I wish my school's site blocker didn't exist >.<

[thedarkmessenger]

Granted, now there's a universal site blocker.

I wish the universal site blocker would go away D:

[Fishfreeek]

granted but this also removes all add blocking and pop-ups
I wish I could live in my animal crossing game

[Scorchedenigma]

granted but a power outage happens and you have to listen to resetti for the next 5 hours

i wish someone would finish this sen

[Kaiju]

granted:

"tence, I am too busy fapping to catboy porn right now"

I wish for Candlejack to come an

[synbad2]

granted but Candlejack doesn't

I wish my gif avatar actually worked :(

[jinzo64]

granted but it destroys the world

i wish i could go back to bed.

[SleeplessPanda]

granted but it destroys the world

i wish i could go back to bed.

Granted, but you get an intense headache that prevents you from going back to sleep.

I wish the moon was neon green. :D

[thedarkmessenger]

granted, but it's radioactive and everyone on Earth dies.

I wish the sun was black >8D

[animemental1]

Granted, but the moon's the new sun & everyone gets fried to a crisp.

I wish for money.

[mattroks101]

Granted, you now drown in your money!
I wish for invincibility

[thedarkmessenger]

Granted, but you die of disease.

I wish for immunity.

[mattroks101]

Granted, but you die of disease.

I wish for immunity.

Granted, you are granted immunity from disease. But your hit by a train.

I wish I had a life

[Kaiju]

Granted. But you lose it in the final boss battle

I wish that Anime was real

[Chewi105]

granted but everything, and i man EVERYTHING, is a tarp...i mean trap. either or.

i wish i had the skillz

[jinzo64]

granted but there the skillz to be good at street fighter 4

i wish for a chocolate cornat

[mattroks101]

granted but there the skillz to be good at street fighter 4

i wish for a chocolate cornat

Granted, but it was actually a bomb and it blows you up

I wish I could use my wonderful brain to think of a wish.

[Chewi105]

you get a trans-vestal. lucky you

i wish i my amv submission was accepted into an amv minis

[jinzo64]

granted but your submission is so borrowing everyone dies

i wish for more new members

[mattroks101]

granted but your submission is so borrowing everyone dies

i wish for more new members

Granted but they're all noobs like me

I wish this string of replys was happy :)

[jinzo64]

granted but the other dwarves feel left out.

i wish this site alwsays worked for me.

[mattroks101]

Granted, but now the site is broken for everyone else in the world. And now everyone in the world rises up to kill you for breaking the site for them.

I wish my wish will not be corrupted

[jinzo64]

granted your wish became a rabbit

i wish i wasn't so bored

[thedarkmessenger]

granted, now you're even more bored instead.

I wish I could magically turn into a wolf.

[mattroks101]

Granted, but your shot by a hunter.

I wish I could stop typing these replys

[thedarkmessenger]

granted...for 5 seconds >8D

I wish I could fllllllllllllyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy!!!!!!

[jinzo64]

granted heres a plane ticket

i wish for the power of love

[thedarkmessenger]

granted, but the succubus who gave it to you now owns your soul >8D

I wish for the power of HATE!

[jinzo64]

granted your now a light yagami

i wish for chicken noodle soup

[thedarkmessenger]

granted, you now have a serious cold..
...
...also, the chicken noodle soup is 2 years past its expiration date.

I wish for shrimp.

[Kaiju]

Granted, they are Giant man eating shrimp which consumes you.

I wish for traps...

[thedarkmessenger]

granted, but they trap you.

I wish for magic...

[Kaiju]

Granted it backfires and summons a shoggoth which consumes you

I wish for the Great Old Ones awaken! xD

[jinzo64]

granted but they wake up in a bad mood and kill you

i wish for faster deliveries on my manga,anime and games

[Kaiju]

Granted but they are in all lousy condition, out of sync and skips out some really important parts.

I wish for this wish to get corrupted.

(hehe, death is the least of my concerns, suckas)

[jinzo64]

granted your wish failed

i wish for a 3 foot 8 inch tall girlfriend with natural pink hair and purple eyes

[Kaiju]

Granted. She's your sister.

I wish that all "traps" were "disarmed" ;)

[mattroks101]

Granted, and now I rearm them.

I wish this would end already :)

[jinzo64]

granted the power grant wishes disapears

i wish for better friends

[mattroks101]

Granted, I'm now your friend. BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

I wish YOU would stop corrupting my wishes

[Chillpalazzo]

Granted but now I just don't grant them

I wish for world domination

[mattroks101]

Granted, but now you look like Dr. Eggman. Enjoy your new belly :)

I wish for world peace

[Kaiju]

Granted. It lasts for a day untill Roarschachs journal turns up and foils your plan.

I wish for glorious war and chaos.

[mattroks101]

Granted, but then you regret it :(

I wish to end all miserys

[Fishfreeek]

granted but only for 5 minutes then they resume
I wish for a slice of apple pie

[flamingbambi]

Granted, but it's covered in ants.

I wish I didn't have to sleep.

[animemental1]

Granted, but you get ugly. And a really bad temper.

I wish I could convert high quality MKVs fast without losing quality.

[mattroks101]

Granted, but they still suck.

I wish for a good AMV idea.

[Kaiju]

Granted. You cant make it though :3

I wish for a harem full of anime slave girls for me :3

[animemental1]

Granted, I'm the main character. =P

I wish for McDonalds to serve Mountain Dew.

[Kaiju]

(Oh so your the main slave?)

Granted. It tastes like crap.

I wish for world conquest!

[mattroks101]

Granted, but sonic and pals ruin it after your finished taking over the world.

I wish i could break my coffee addiction.

[synbad2]

granted but now your addicited to the Back Street Boys

I wish for an orbital cannon

[mattroks101]

Granted, but it doesn't work.

I wish to end this once and for all.

[mattroks101]

Heck yeah my wish has been granted!!!

[thedarkmessenger]

wish denied!

I wish to deny his wish.

[Kaiju]

Granted but your next wish is denied.

I wish for a shubbery!

[thedarkmessenger]

Gran- WISH DENIED!

I wi- WISH DENIED!

[acutekat]

WISH DENIED

I wish to be drug around the streets of Paris behind a horse and buggy

[mattroks101]

No, I won't grant that wish.

But you guys had better grant my wish.

I wish for a hamburger :)

[thedarkmessenger]

Granted...I poisened it >8D

I wish for a non-poisoned chicken sandwich.

[LawRayLiet]

Granted you get a live chicken between two soggy buns.... enjoy.

I wish to know everything.

[Kaiju]

Granted. Then you go insane from knowing things man was not supposed to know...

I wish to have my very own anime slavegirl, which isn't a trap.

[Chillpalazzo]

Granted but it's only virtually on the computer, which tends to lag a lot.

I wish I was less perverted.

[acutekat]

granted but the world around you suddenly accepts perversion

I wish I had Elvis's voice

[mattroks101]

Granted, but your mobbed by Elvis fans >8P

I wish to end this ones and for all

[Kaiju]

Granted. I revive it.

I wish for a world where a dog and dolphin can get along, as so can parents. :P

[mattroks101]

Granted, but everyone else hates each other.

I wish I had a crowbar.

[jinzo64]

granted but it flies off

i wish i didn't need to sleep

[synbad2]

Granted but now you cant get over coffee

I wish for a room full of hardened concrete

[mattroks101]

Granted, but you can't do anything with it.

I wish I had some coffee

[synbad2]

granted but its spiked with 2 liters of Moonshine

I wish for Moon shine (the light from the moon) to taste like Moonshine

[mattroks101]

Granted, but it's still moonshine and you get aids from it (don't ask how :P)

I wish i could edit better.

[Chewi105]

granted, but gives no change. cant wish for somethin you already got.. :P

i wish all 3 of my amv would be accepted

[mattroks101]

Granted, but they still suck even if I made one >8)

I wish a chocolate donut.

[synbad2]

granted but the chocolate is a laxitive

I wish for common sense to be common

[mattroks101]

Granted but somthing or other happens and your wish is now corrupted :)

I wish for a chocolate milkshake.

[pleant]

Granted. But it will taste bad.

I wish for diplomatic immunity.

[mattroks101]

Granted, but your assassinated.

I wish for uh dajfkasdj;fal;

[Fishfreeek]

granted but its missing the ;s
I wish for a new cross-platform multiplayer game

[synbad2]

granted but it is Pong
http://www.techbrarian.com/images/pong.jpg

I wish for my very own angel.

[Fishfreeek]

granted but she kills you
i wish for a book that grants reverse wishes

[pleant]

Granted but there will be no more wishes in the world.
I wish for a lamborghini diablo.

[mattroks101]

Granted, but I steal it.

I wish for a birthday cake because thursday was my birthday :)

[Fishfreeek]

granted - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ewFrgDPCgGA
I wish for new pc thats better than my currant one

[mattroks101]

Granted, but I steal that too (I'm getting rich stealing peoples wishes)

I wish for some icecream to go along with that cake.

[Fishfreeek]

granted but you are dead and cant enjoy it...
I wish I could time jump