[synbad2]

Granted but its cleaning the port-o-potties after a chili eating contest

I wish it was Dec. 2012....

[animemental1]

Hey, as long as I get paid.

Granted, but the world lives to see Jan. 2013.

I wish for the instrumentals to the original Cha Cha Slide. I'm serious.

[SleeplessPanda]

Granted, but you lose your hearing before you're able to listen to it.

I wish my stupid girlfriend would send me an e-mail or something to let me know if she's alright. I haven't heard from her in about a week. D:

[Ken-Chan]

granted, she is ok but she is leaving you

i wish for cake that isnt a lie

[Chewi105]

granted, but its a lie thats a cake.
i wish i had AMV Hell 666

[Chillpalazzo]

Granted but it's nothing but pokemon matched with family guy and the credits song is a Justin Beiber song.

I wish my eyes were red.

[animemental1]

Granted, they're bloodshot from all the time you spend on the computer.

I wish for Mountain Dew to drink while I watch Full Metal Panic, Kanon, & Seto no Hayanome.

[jinzo64]

granted but you only get 2 mils of mountain dew.

i wish for cheese cake that's a lie

[animemental1]

2 million bottles?! I'M SET FOR LIFE!!!!!!!

Granted, it reveals it's true flavor to you...Tartar Sauce.

I wish to get a job so I can go to Katsucon 17 & Otakon 2011.

[jinzo64]

granted but your working on the dates there on.

i wish i worked for nintendo

[synbad2]

Granted but the only game you work on is a game where you cant find a job

I wish I had a laptop computer that DOESn't blow up, or melt down....

[Animeholic]

I wish I had a laptop computer that DOESn't blow up, or melt down....

Granted but it DOESn't turn on

i wish for 1000 wishes

[synbad2]

Granted but they all sucked

I wish for http://www.ncs-tech.org/wp-content/uploads/2009/09/ludicrousspeed.png

[Chillpalazzo]

Granted, you now walk as fast as the rapper ludicrous

I wish I could find a girl.

[Chewi105]

granted but shes an ugly butt

i wish i hadz sum cookiez

[Mr. Closter]

Granted but there poisened

I wish for a power level over 9000!

[Ken-Chan]

granted but its only 9000.001

i wish for a spoon in the eye

[Chillpalazzo]

Granted but now you can't eat your soup.

I wish Fallout New Vegas didn't glitch so much.

[Animeholic]

I wish Fallout New Vegas didn't glitch so much.

Granted, but now (for whatever reason) you think the game sucks.

I wish I was a Cutter (from Scott Westerfeld's Uglies series)

[SleeplessPanda]

Granted, but now (for whatever reason) you think the game sucks.

I wish I was a Cutter (from Scott Westerfeld's Uglies series)

Granted, and now everyone thinks you're a loser. Nobody likes you. :D

I wish I could live without oxygen.

[Kira2521]

Granted, you now breath farts

I wish i was 10 feet tall

[Chillpalazzo]

Granted but it's measured in fetus feet, so you are very short.

I wish I pissed liquid gold.

[animemental1]

Granted, but it's fool's gold.

I wish to have the same voice as Dr. Weird from ATHF so I can say "GENTLEMEN...I BRING YOU...MORE CORN!!!!".

[Zuiichi]

Granted but now your insane

I wish my loli harem aged 10 years

[tapirs!?]

granted, but they all have AIDS

I wish I knew what to do with the future

[synbad2]

Granted but now there is no anime

I wish my parents understood me

[tapirs!?]

granted, now you can't understand yourself

I wish I wouldn't be bothered by my addiction atm =[

[Mr. Closter]

Granted, now you're dead

I wish i had a lazer gatling gun for an arm.

[synbad2]

Granted but it backfires on you

I wish I could download my mind to a computer

[Mr. Closter]

Granted but the computer is SHODAN and it rapes your mind.

I wish I were imortal.

[Trilobiteer]

Granted but without the 'i'.

I wish homework didn't exist.

[Chewi105]

granted but now everyone is incredibly stu-.... o wait.... :3

i wish for some more things and more stuffs

[SquintyMccheese]

Granted...but it's all yaoi...

I wish to be rich.

[Ken-Chan]

Granted you now taste really super sweet

i wish for a joint

[SquintyMccheese]

Granted, you get a part or space included between two articulations

I wish for a grilled cheese sammich.

[SleeplessPanda]

Granted, you get a part or space included between two articulations

I wish for a grilled cheese sammich.

Granted, but it was made with moldy cheese. D:

I wish I had a puppy, one that is healthy alive and normal please. :D

[Zuiichi]

Granted but now you are IT'S pet

I wish for better Manga

[thedarkmessenger]

granted, but you can't afford it :<

I wish for better anime that I can afford.

[Zuiichi]

Granted but it's by the sun go get it

I wish for cake

[thedarkmessenger]

granted, but the pie is a lie and the cake went to go find it.

I wish for pie.

[Zuiichi]

Granted but it's apple and was defiled by the guy from american pie

I wish for super speed

[thedarkmessenger]

granted, but you can't brake in time to avoid the cliff.

I wish for flight

[Zuiichi]

Granted but you ride coach

I wish to rule da world!!!!

[thedarkmessenger]

granted, you can rule the world on December 22nd, 2012

I wish to rule da univers!!!

[Zuiichi]

Granted but you suffocated in space

I wish for x-ray vision :P

[jinzo64]

granted but now you can't see anything as you see through everything

i wish konata was my girlfriend

[thedarkmessenger]

Granted, but then she dumps you for me >:3

I wish Konata was MY girlfriend.

[jinzo64]

granted but shes dumps you to be kagami

i wish tsukasa was the smartest lucky star character

[Zuiichi]

granted but now she's no longer in lucky star

I wish for wings

[jinzo64]

granted but you now own a parot

i wish i could turn in to the hulk

[Zuiichi]

Granted but your pants never stay on

i wish for a thousand wishes

[jinzo64]

granted but you waste them on more wishes

i wish to be famous

[Zuiichi]

Granted your on the most wanted list :P

I wish for less idiots in the world

[jinzo64]

granted you and me are killed

i wish i could leap over tall buildings

[Zuiichi]

Garnted but your pants get stuck and you get a 40 story long wedgie

i wish for a unlimited amount of soda

[jinzo64]

granted but it's all water flavoured.

i wish for 10 million buddgies

[Ken-Chan]

granted but they turn out to be man eating budgies and eat you

i wish for fallout new vegas

[Animeholic]

Granted, but its for a system you don't own.

i wish for a real air guitar.

[SleeplessPanda]

Granted, but its for a system you don't own.

i wish for a real air guitar.

Granted, but it's made of air so you can't see it and your fingers pass right through it. Also, it fades away seconds after being created because there's no way for it to be held together.

I wish goths' and emos' would start taking "happy" pills so we didn't have to listen to them complain about their lives. :D

[jinzo64]

granted but they turn into circus people

i wish david tennant was still doctor who

[Chewi105]

granted, but now hes dr. what

i wish i had Portal 2

[jinzo64]

granted but it only last 5 minutes

i wish sonic 4 part 2 was out

[Chewi105]

granted, but its a mario tie in game

i wish i had a portal gun

[jinzo64]

granted but the portals it makes are as big as a grape

i wish for a pet pigmi elephant

[synbad2]

Granted but he eats you out of house and home

I wish I had the Tumbler
http://www.chickslovethecar.com/images/tumbler/prancinghorse.jpg

[felinoel]

i wish USA would air dubbed Azumanga diaohI could have sworn Anime Network did about four to seven years ago? Didn't they?
I wish they sold egg nog all year round.Well they sell it in powdered form that you have to add to milk all year round?
Granted but he eats you out of house and home

I wish I had the Tumbler
http://www.chickslovethecar.com/images/tumbler/prancinghorse.jpgGranted but it doesn't tumble

I wish for complete control over all of reality and complete control over the control

[SleeplessPanda]

Granted, but you get sucked into an alternate reality in which your powers are useless.

I wish I had a photographic memory.

[Chewi105]

granted, but you see a nude gramma
i wish i had Akiras powers, but more controlled

[felinoel]

i wish i had a model of a big daddyThen why not buy one? Only twenty bucks and they look effing awesome for that price. (http://www.toysrus.com/search/index.jsp?kwCatId=&kw=bioshock%20big%20daddy&origkw=bioshock%20big%20daddy&f=Taxonomy/TRUS/2254197&sr=1)


I wish our next American president does everything right and everyone loves him/her. :DThis is old but I have to also grant this.
Granted but everyone sees what he did as wrong because he cannot control everything and does not have power over everything as people seem to believe he does, we live in a highly redundant system that cancels itself out if any cog in the machinery is against him even slightly, welcome to the U.S. of A.











granted, but you see a nude gramma
i wish i had Akiras powers, but more controlled
Granted, but you get sucked into an alternate reality in which your powers are useless.(I'm going to use that response for this too)

I wish it was April so I can get the new Pokemon White already

[Animeholic]

Granted but its pushed back until September

i wish i could NEVER lose the GAME...

[felinoel]

granted but 3 days after it comes out a better and bigger one is releasedHa, too effing true




Granted but its pushed back until September

i wish i could NEVER lose the GAME...Granted but you are dead because dead people don't lose the game

I wish Nintendo accepts my franchise request I will be submitting to them...
(Speaking of which, are there any programmers in the house?)

[thedarkmessenger]

Granted, but the game gets canceled later on Dx

I wish I could fly.

[jinzo64]

granted but you can only fly 2 inches off the ground

i wish i could create fire by clicking my fingers

[felinoel]

Granted, but the game gets canceled later on DxPshaw no matter, that just means MUCH less work for slightly less acceptable resume fodder


granted but you can only fly 2 inches off the ground

i wish i could create fire by clicking my fingersGranted but you can't put it out

[Kira2521]

You're supposed to put a wish after it

I wish for everlasting peace a harmony thoughout the entire universe

[jinzo64]

granted everyone is turned to stone

i wish modern art didn't excist

[Chewi105]

granted, but now the only art or drawing we have is abstract. good luck!

i wiah i could meet bill watterson

[synbad2]

Granted... Enough Said.

I wish I had Hobbes as a stuffed toy.

[Chewi105]

granted but now YOUR imaginary. BRAIN F*CK!

i wish i were a cartoonist

[felinoel]

You're supposed to put a wish after itOops could have sworn I wrote a wish?


granted but now YOUR imaginary. BRAIN F*CK!

i wish i were a cartoonistGranted, but it is not in whatever genre you like and you suck at it

I wish I could get my effing Wii to connect to the effing internet so I can play some Smash against some friends at home instead of having to drive all the way over there...

[Kira2521]

Granted, but the Wii still sucks

I wish for pizza

[jinzo64]

granted but it was made by gordan ramsee and jamie oliver

i wish there was no other art forms apart from anime,manga and traditional

[synbad2]

Granted but it is all CRAP

I wish I had spider senses

[Chewi105]

granted, but now you crave some flies
i wish i was batman

[SinfulGFX]

Granted, You wake up and notice you and robin are naked in bed together.

I wish for a perfect non-gay/non-bi wish.

[Chillpalazzo]

Granted and you have sex with the ugliest girl/guy ever and die slowly from all of the STDs

I wish my racist friend wasn't racist.

[SinfulGFX]

Granted. You become racist; you now believe he's not racist due to similar acceptance.

I wish Chillpalazzo's favorite anime was Excel Saga.

[jinzo64]

granted but you now hate excel saga

i wish i was better at the online multiplayer of MW2

[thedarkmessenger]

granted. You are now .000000000000000000001% better at MW2 multiplayer.

I wish I had more money.

[jinzo64]

granted you are now 1 cent and 1 penny richer

i wish there was no gravity

[thedarkmessenger]

Granted, but everyone dies since we all "fall" into space and can't breathe.

I wish the gravity was turned back on so I wouldn't die Dx

[jinzo64]

granted but it's 100 times stronger than before

i wish hippos were pink,elephants were purple and penguins were yellow with black stripes.

[synbad2]

Granted but now the Pink Hippos sit on you, the Purple Elephants $h!t on you, and the Bumble-Penguins peck you to death.

I wish I was in my happy place

[Fishfreeek]

granted but it is also the happy place of several escaped lions now..
I wish java was never invented

[sakurafan1994]

granted but MacAfee is now 10 times more annoying.

I wish I had $30

[thedarkmessenger]

granted. Now the police are after you.

I wish Megavideo would die in a fire.

[SinfulGFX]

Granted. Megavideo was turned into the only video hosting site and is now dead. goodbye streaming anime.

I wish for more wishes.

[thedarkmessenger]

granted, but you waste them all.

I wish for no wishes.

[Fishfreeek]

granted whatever ****ed up genie is granting these wishes dies so there are no more wishes for the next 5 seconds untill a new one is appointed..

*5 seconds later*

I wish for a cup of water

[domo18]

granted, but it's poisoned

i wish i had a pair of AT's

[Fishfreeek]

granted *Angry Tigers spawn in front of you*
I wish for a ball made of cake

[animemental1]

Granted. *throws ball of cake at your face*

I wish to imitate any voice I want perfectly.

[Fishfreeek]

*licks cake off face* yum
granted but you can only do it underwater
I wish for a common household appliance

[animemental1]

Granted, but it's broken.

I wish to make badass AMVs.

[Fishfreeek]

granted but as you are saving it your computer blue screens and you lose all data on it
I wish we lived in opposite world

[animemental1]

Granted, everything is the same except this world has no anime/manga/videogames/etc.

I wish for corn.

[Fishfreeek]

granted *shoves corn up your ass*
(if thats what you wanted there is something wrong with you)
I wish for a new car

[animemental1]

Granted. It's a Mini Cooper. A rusty Mini Cooper with no engine or wheels.

I wish my brother wasn't so gay.

[Fishfreeek]

granted, they get a sex change
I wish for a job that pays well

[jinzo64]

granted you now wipe simon cowells ass

i wish i was in the same band yui and ritsu

[BleachBebopAlchemist]

Granted but you suck so much the fans revolted and killed you after they raped you.
I wish for the entire universe to implode.

[jinzo64]

granted but it expands back to normal after a second

i wish misao was real

[Fishfreeek]

granted, they are in a real anime so they are real..
I wish for a zombie outbreak

[BleachBebopAlchemist]

Granted but they eat you first then all of them *including you* vanish to the Nevernever forced to roam around it for all eternity...(or until a demon kills you all)
I wish that Jim Butcher would release more then 1 Dresden Files book per year.

[felinoel]

Granted, but the Wii still sucksPshaw the Wii never sucked to begin with




I wish that Jim Butcher would release more then 1 Dresden Files book per year.Granted but they all suck


i wish modern art didn't excistI wish post-modern art didn't exist

[flamingbambi]

Granted, it does - in the form of rubbing spaghetti all over yourself.

I wish I were a superhero.

[Trilobiteer]

Granted but your powers are ineffective while standing.

I wish I owned and knew how to pilot a helicopter.

[Shibbidah]

Granted, but it malfunctions and explodes.

I wish my life was like an anime.

[jinzo64]

granted but it's baddly drawn with bad subtitles and nothing makes sense.

i wish i was head captain of the soul society

[BleachBebopAlchemist]

Granted but Kenpaichi kills you.
I wish.....

[Chewi105]

granted, but you get -------
i wish i had Goku as an kung fu instructor

[BleachBebopAlchemist]

Granted but he accidental knocks you into space and you die.

I wish for the person who posts below me to have their wish fulfilled.

[Chillpalazzo]

Granted but it's wasted on making your wish come true

I wish the person's wish above me is fulfilled.

[BleachBebopAlchemist]

*Ignore this*
But wouldn't that create a paradox!?!

[Chillpalazzo]

Yes, yes it would.

I wish I wasn't Error.

[Shibbidah]

err...what?

[flamingbambi]

Granted, but you're now a virus.

I wish I had shoes, mommy.

[Shibbidah]

Granted, but they are made of lead.

I wish I had an angel (couldn't resist).

[flamingbambi]

Granted, but she fell out of the sky due to her enormous amount of weight.

I wish I had a double bed.

[Shibbidah]

Granted, but it eats you 0_0.

I wish I had an actual computer and wasn't stuck with this Wii.

[flamingbambi]

OH NOES D:

Granted, but it's in the shape of a man, and its power switch is in a very embarassing place...

I wish I had a tail

[Shibbidah]

Granted, but it gets caught in a meat grinder.

I wish Naruto would freaking end.

[flamingbambi]

..... I can't grant that :( *sob*

[Shibbidah]

Damn. Then...I wish for The Disappearance of Haruhi Suzumiya to have a nationwide theatre release.

[flamingbambi]

Granted, but on the way to the theatre, the truck full of film is raided and set on fire by bitter christians.

I wish I had a monkey butler.

[Shibbidah]

(NOOOEEEEZZZZ!!1!)

Granted, but teh only thing he knows how to serve is feces...which he flings.

I wish could sleep right now.

[flamingbambi]

Granted, but you wake up every 5 minutes.

I wish this cold would go away.

[Shibbidah]

Granted, but a tapdancing pink chicken beats you to death with a q-tip.

I wish could find a bassist.

[flamingbambi]

Granted, but I mistake your need of a bassist for a fishist, and bring along a giant sea bass to play.

I wish I were a male.

[Shibbidah]

Granted, but you [censored]

I wish I could speak Japanese.

[flamingbambi]

Granted, but by this time every country on Earth has made English their primary language, thus wasting your efforts.

I wish I had rocket legs.

[Shibbidah]

Granted, but the g-forces tear them from your body.

I wish I had a striker unit.

[flamingbambi]

Granted, but they constantly plot your demise.

I wish I were a millionaire.

[Shibbidah]

Granted, but you invest in HFC Haarlem.

I wish I had a Mikuru-Beam.

[SleeplessPanda]

Granted, but you invest in HFC Haarlem.

I wish I had a Mikuru-Beam.

Granted, but you accidently destroy the sun and all life on Earth dies.

I wish I could understand what my cats say. :D

[thedarkmessenger]

granted, now you can hear every hurtful thing they say about you.

I wish I could understand all animals.

[animemental1]

Granted, every animal you come across badmouths you.

I wish Clannad's ED was changed to something similar to Kanon (2006)'s OP.

[jinzo64]

granted but it's so simaler it becomes the same thing

i wish i was smarter than eistein

[Zuiichi]

Granted but you married an ugly cousin

I wish for moar power!!!

[jinzo64]

granted but you gain to much power and explode.

i wish i had a girlfriend the could turn into a koala bear

[Trilobiteer]

Granted but she only lives in flamingbambi's sig.

I wish I had been born during a less boring time of human development.

[jinzo64]

granted your born in the stone age

i wish i could find a girl friend on this site

[BleachBebopAlchemist]

Granted but when you meet her in real-life she dumps you.
I wish I had a girlfriend. T~T

[domo18]

granted, but she is your long lost sister

i wish i could transform into a super saiyan

[BleachBebopAlchemist]

Granted but you go to SS100 and you hair is so big it suffocates you.
I wish she wasn't my long last sister.

[thedarkmessenger]

Granted, she's now your long lost mother.

I wish to find my long lost sister D:

[BleachBebopAlchemist]

Granted but she's my girlfriend.
I wish i wasn't so epic.

[flamingbambi]

Granted, you're now the lamest person on Earth and you are constantly beaten by lepers with their own limbs.

I wish Zuuichi would stop tying me up and shutting me in creepy caves D:<

[Shibbidah]

Err...wow...granted...I guess...NOW I TIE YOU UP AND SHUT YOU IN CREEPY CAVES! MWAHAHAHAHAA!!1!

I wish I had a computer.

[flamingbambi]

I can probably tolerate you doing it. You don't scare me xD

Granted, but it's made out of monkeys, thus rather unstable.

I wish the sun would go away.

[Shibbidah]

Granted, you freeze to death.

I wish season 2 of Highschool of the DEAD would start.

[Fishfreeek]

granted but it's a horrible piece of crap (like the first one imo)
I wish my family wasnt so poor D:

[Trilobiteer]

Granted a solid gold meteorite crushes everything you ever owned or cared about.

I wish I had my own personal robot to do all the boring things in life like homework or cleaning, etc

[jinzo64]

granted but it gets bored and rebels and turns you in to it's slave

i wish i could skip this friday.

[animemental1]

granted but it's so simaler it becomes the same thing

Hell, that's even better!

Granted, but you missed that con you wanted to go to.

I wish I could watch Clannad in peace.

[jinzo64]

granted but your t.v has no volume

i wish for a better copy kisxsis

[Shibbidah]

Granted, but you have no way of watching it.

I wish the The Disappearance of Haruhi Suzumiya would be released on DVD.

[SquintyMccheese]

Granted but it disappears.


I wish for a chocobo.

[Shibbidah]

Granted, but IT disappears.

I wish I had a prehensile tail.

[jinzo64]

granted but it belongs to your pet monkey.

i wish i could visit santa claus

p.s your just showing off

[flamingbambi]

Granted, but he's dead.

I wish this stupid cold would leave me alone D:

[jinzo64]

granted it turns in to the flu

i wish there were no coffee sweets in revels

[flamingbambi]

...give them to me instead :D

[jinzo64]

fine here have them

but wheres your wish

i wish flamingbambi had a wish

[strawberry light]

granted, but flamingbambi forgot to write it down on the forum.

I wish i could fly =^,^=

[flamingbambi]

Granted, but you can only fly upside-down, making you dizzy xD

I wish I had some Ben & Jerry's ice cream >>

[strawberry light]

granted, but i have spit in it.

i wish i could be rich.

[jinzo64]

granted but you spend it all on icecream

i wish i could be momo

[felinoel]

Granted, it does - in the form of rubbing spaghetti all over yourself. How is that granted? I asked for it to not exist? Not for it to exist?


granted but you spend it all on icecream

i wish i could be momoGranted but you become the Momo from Avatar: the Last Airbender
http://images.absoluteanime.com/avatar_the_last_airbender/momo.jpg

[xIsamuTM]

granted, but only i can see felinoel's wish.


I wish I could kill Eisner and get away with it.

[Trilobiteer]

Granted but Kira always knows...

I wish I had one of the new 360's.

[flamingbambi]

Granted, but it somehow develops a new form of Red Ring of Death... PINK RING OF DEATH!

I wish I could see my bf more @_@

[jinzo64]

granted but it through binoculars only.

i wish i had a better life

[strawberry light]

Granted, but everyone els life get worse. And it's you fault.


I wish i could eat so many free shrooms i wish. =^,^=

[Barty64]

Granted, but there poisonous and you have 1 week left to live

I wish I Gran Turismo 5 right now

[jinzo64]

granted but your ps3 like alover ps3's is to retarded to run it so it suffer from lag and keeps crashing just like with MW2

i wish barty64 was here more often

[Barty64]

Granted, but he becomes incapable of ever acknowledging you(no matter where you are)

I wish for Jinzo64 to reach his post count goal of 9001

[xIsamuTM]

granted, but the forums crash, we all have to re-join, and our counts are back to zero.



I wish Duke Nukem Forever was already available, for a game system i own, it doesn't suck, and i get a working copy of it.

[XelaisPWN]

Granted, but your game systems break. >:D

I wish for money. Lots of money.

[Barty64]

Granted, but upon payment all currency instantly changes to a universal currency called Bells making all other currency unexchangable and invalid

I wish to have magical powers

[XelaisPWN]

Granted, you know have the power to make streetlights flicker at will.

I wish for a solid gold statue of Konata dressed in her Haruhi cosplay.

[Barty64]

Granted, but you never see it because you become the statue when you sleep

I wish to see the future

[flamingbambi]

Granted, but the future is so dark and terrible that you become depressed and isolated from the world forever.

I wish I had a Robot Unicorn.

[XelaisPWN]

Granted. It murders you. >:D

I wish My Immortal was adapted into a movie.

[Barty64]

Granted, but it was so bad people start committing suicide and gets banned for eternity before you see it

I wish all COD fanboys would shut up

[Bakagami]

Granted but you have to live with all of them pantomine screaming at you.
I wish for magical powers with no price.

[Vazain]

Granted, but you must wear a frilly dress that doesnt cover anything and a tiara, and nobody will know you have magic because they cant recognize you without your tiara....

I wish we could send Russia into space!

[Bakagami]

Granted but you're the only person there and you have no oxygen.
I wish for an anime universe.

[Vazain]

Granted....but your an extra that has no super powers and dies. :D

I wish for one more wish.

[Diclonius]

granted but that wish is for pirahna

[Bakagami]

Granted doubly. 2 pirahnas.
I wish Diclonius made a wish.

[Vazain]

Granted, but it is such a perfect wish, none may corrupt its might.

I wish for Final fantasy XMXMXIXMXIIIXIIVIVIXMI.

[Chillpalazzo]

Granted but its just a remake of Final fantasy XMXMXIXMXIIIXIIVIVXIX

I wish I was a lawyer

[Vazain]

Granted, but your like a real lawyer and miserable 'cause your not all cool like Pheonix Wright...

I wish for many doughnut holes with holes in them...

[Chillpalazzo]

Granted but those holes where greatly misused before you bought them. You don't want to know how.

I wish the sun would stay out longer

[Bakagami]

Granted but now all the plants die and the world ends via starvation and people resort to cannibalism.
I wish for alternative fuel.

[Vazain]

Granted....its babys.

I wish that more people speak backwards.

[Chillpalazzo]

Granted but it's because they are all devil worshipers that are allowing satan to talk through them

I wish I could play guitar

[Bakagami]

Granted but everyone hates your playing and your fingers bleed.... alot
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(I'm a genie. 2 wishes)

I wish for catgirls!

[Vazain]

Granted, but they're more "cat" then "girl" and hurt you...alot.

[jinzo64]

granted but there just cats dressed in skirts

i wish to be sumomo

[Vazain]

Granted...but your broken.

I wish I was KOS-MOS.

[jinzo64]

granted but your broken

i wish i had super computer

[Vazain]

Granted, but its broken.

I wish I was Iron-Man.

[Bakagami]

Granted but you're broken.... and very drunk.
I wish I was Spider man.

[jinzo64]

granted but you now can't climb out the bath

i wish to be a hollow

[Vazain]

Granted, but you dont know how to shot ur webz.

I was this wish wasnt corrupted...

Edit: This was to baka. YAY for active forums!!!!

[jinzo64]

granted but it was corrupted by a virus

i wish for pizza

[Vazain]

Granted before you get a heart attack from the cheese and stuff.

I wish for good tasting healthy pizza!!!

[jinzo64]

granted it's made of air

i wish i was super strong

[Vazain]

Granted, but only between the hours of 3:00-5:00 XMT, excluding holidays.

I wish there was zombie Beatles!!

[jinzo64]

granted the beatles reform and go back on tour

i wish i had a persacom

[Vazain]

granted the beatles reform and go back on tour

i wish i had a persacom

Granting, Its a Terminator 101 and kills everything...

I wish for KOS-MOS Smileys!!!

[Bakagami]

Granted but for disrupting the natural order the word inverses and is destroyed.

I wish for laser eye beams.

[Vazain]

Granted, but you cant see what your aimming at.

I wish God of War got it right....

[jinzo64]

granted it wasn't launched on ps3 or psp

i wish kingdom hearts was on the gamecube

[Bakagami]

Granted but then no one bought it. Which I guess wouldn't affect you directly.

I wish Norse mythology was correctous.

[Vazain]

Granted but then no one bought it. Which I guess wouldn't affect you directly.

I wish Norse mythology was correctous.

Granted, but your not allowed in Valhalla.

I wish there was Surround 3d images on TV!

[jinzo64]

granted but you don't like and stick with 2d images

i wish mario was from scotland

[Vazain]

Granted, but hes to drunk to do precise jumps and dies on the first goomba...sorry.

I wish I could read minds!

[jinzo64]

granted but all you get i static

i wish i was in bed

[Vazain]

Granted...but you cant get up!!!

I wish bears could be ridden....and fly...

[Bakagami]

Granted but you fall off.
I wish I had BELGIUM WAFFLES.

[Vazain]

Granted, but you got caught you counterfeiter!!

I wish for omniscience!

[Chillpalazzo]

Granted but you end up always knowing when people are pleasuring themselves

I wish I was on a boat.

[Fishfreeek]

granted but it's sinking and you're in the middle of the sea
I wish I was smarter

[Chillpalazzo]

Granted but in your scientific pursuit you make the most powerful bomb and it destroys the world

I wish I was in the twilight zone @.@

[xIsamuTM]

granted, but it's a sucky ep and we collectively change the channel.

I wish i was sober enough to enjoy this.

[Bakagami]

Granted. But it's not as enjoyable as it would be drunk.

I wish I legitimately owned all the things I wanted.

[Diclonius]

Granted but you owe the IRS and they take it all
I wish for my business to do better

[felinoel]

Granted but you owe the IRS and they take it all
I wish for my business to do better

Granted but only because you fudge the numbers and people find out and you get arrested

I wish this new Dragon Ball Z show would stop airing

[Diclonius]

granted now a new GT is on

I wish Mercedes Lackey would write more Valdemar 2-3 years inbetween awesomeness is kinda annoying

[jinzo64]

granted but they never get launched in any language other than ancient egyptian

i wish for a soifon plushie

[Bakagami]

Granted. But it was previously "used" by Xelias.

I want a sexy catgirl maid.

[Diclonius]

granted
but same problem as the plushie

I wish for Fate/Unlimited codes to get released in america in non psp form

[Bakagami]

Granted. But the controls are in moon runes.

I wish Diclonius's wish didn't get corrupted.

[Diclonius]

not a problem as I read moon runes

[acutekat]

and the pony eats your entire family (but their ghosts still haunt you)

I wish for shards of glass to be forcibly shoved into my eyeballs

[BladeGraffiti]

granted but your pleasure nerves are disabled as a side effect of said action

I wish for control of attributes and said limits of attributes of self existence.

[Diclonius]

granted but your puny mind is overwhelmed and your brian is turned into a quivering pile of mush

I wish Angela Aki would do a concert here in New Port Richey in my backyard

[acutekat]

you're on vacation

I wish to have nails endlessly scratched on chalk boards near me

[BladeGraffiti]

Granted yet the pitch is too high for your ears to pick up

I wish for super hair

[acutekat]

super hair rebels kills you and takes over the world

I wish I wish I was a fish

[BladeGraffiti]

Your wish is granted but you run into a sushi chef

I wish for a pet nyoron churuya

[Diclonius]

granted but she mistakes you for smoked cheese and you meet a bad end

I wish I win the PTQ next week

[BladeGraffiti]

granted yet your win is revoked due to foul play

I wish for "Glorious Panties"

[acutekat]

granted they suffocate you

I wish i could go out in a blaze of glory

[Diclonius]

granted but they are your grandmas

I wish to go to Japan for vacation

Edit: dammit beat me to it

[xIsamuTM]

damn, tpye slow...

granted, but you lose your passport and get suck in hawaii on layover.


I wish for mankind's destruction. darkness to reign over the earth for the next thousand years. streets flow red with blood, and endless screams of the tortured innocent to be heard from coast to coast, village to dell.

[BladeGraffiti]

Your wish is granted until god presses the reset button

I wish for a humanoid body of which is absolutely infallible in any and every way possible within every reality that could have, might have, ever have, or not have existed with a mind and soul of same granted quality.

[acutekat]

granted, Its not yours

I wish for a cat

[BladeGraffiti]

granted but it's dead

i wish for candy

[acutekat]

Granted, Poisoned

I wish for a loyal army that is mine to command

[BladeGraffiti]

Granted but they are encased in concrete

I wish for control over cellular division

[Diclonius]

granted but the cellular division is downsized after poor performance reviews
I wish for the new hellsing ultimate to come out already

[BladeGraffiti]

Granted but it is a filler

I wish for cat like reflexes

[acutekat]

Granted dead cat reflexes

I wish I could be thrown out of an airplane with no parachute

[BladeGraffiti]

Granted but the plane is still on the ground on top of a giant mattress

I wish for the ability to cast "Dragon Slave"

[Bakagami]

Granted. But YOU are the Dragon's Slave.

I wish non-poisoned doughnuts for everyone.

[Diclonius]

granted but you forget the chant|
I wish for a free xbox 360 v

Edit:**** beat me to it again

[jinzo64]

granted it only plays ps1 games

i wish to be ulquiorra

[synbad2]

Granted but you die soon after

I wish for a Moon

[Barty64]

Granted but you never see it

I wish I had time to watch all the anime I want to.

[ThePsychoGamer]

granted, but it's do to the fact that you can't get a job, so after searching all you can do is watch anime and play video games off your parents money, the conststitasnt bordem starts to get to you and soon you fall into a bit of despair without a job you can't save up for collage, but all the places hiring want people with experience but how are you going to get experience if they won't hire you. until you go insane

I wish the above scenario didn't hit so close to home with me

[flamingbambi]

Granted, but your situation is now closer to having several women that want your money for impregnanting them, not being able to afford a house or food, and you have sex for money. And can't afford condoms. VICIOUS CIRCLE.

I wish I had a Katamari :D

[Bakagami]

Granted. But it's a big ball of boring.

I wish for Unlimited Blade Works.

[synbad2]

granted but there is a typo and you get Limited Blade Unworks

I wish for a battle between Super Tengen Toppa Gurren Lagann and Chuck Norris

[Barty64]

Granted but their battle is to see who can hurt you the most(Chuck Wins)

I wish I didn't have work

[SleeplessPanda]

Granted but their battle is to see who can hurt you the most(Chuck Wins)

I wish I didn't have work

Granted, but it's because you weigh 895 pounds, therefore being disabled. At least you get a disability check, FREE MONIES'! :D

I wish sugar didn't rot your teeth. D:

[Chillpalazzo]

Granted but now it rots your testicles

I wish I was good with computers

[Bakagami]

Granted. But they don't leave you alone. You end up having 5 children with them that are robotic monstrosities and you spend the rest of your live wondering what could have been.

I wish everyday was the animeway.

[Rydet]

Granted, everyday is tentacle rape day.

I wish for an incorruptible wish.

[XelaisPWN]

Granted. You waste it on an eggplant.

I wish for bacon.

[Rydet]

Wasted?
Granted, you're now Jewish.

I wish for more eggplant.

[jinzo64]

granted but it's rotten

i wish my new sumomo model was an actual persacom

[Barty64]

Granted but it tries to kill you daily

I wish I had a time machine

[Trilobiteer]

Granted, but it's nowhere near as cool as a DeLorean.

I wish my birthday had been less melancholic.

[Barty64]

damn I wanted a DeLorean
Granted but it became disturbing really disturbing.

wish I had a monkey slave

[flamingbambi]

Granted, but the only food it can serve you is baked monkey poo pie.

I wish I was rich enough to buy the entirety of J-List.

[Barty64]

Granted but it was stolen you go to jail

Wish i had Haibane Renmei on Blu Ray

[synbad2]

granted but the disk is cracked from poor handling

I wish for the Earth to have 2 moons

[Barty64]

Granted but the second moon crashes in the planet wiping out everything

Wish i had some good news

[synbad2]

granted but is is not about you

I wish I had a lamb

[Barty64]

Granted but due to a typo you get a lab

Wish i had a Kit Kat

[synbad2]

Granted but it is extremely stale

I wish for a fussion-fission reactor

[Barty64]

Granted it goes into meltdown

Wish i had something better to do

[synbad2]

granted but you start watch Sailor moon

I wish I had an F-302

[Barty64]

Granted but its always on the other side of the stargate

Wish i was fantastic at fighting games

[flamingbambi]

Granted, but due to you winning at everything, crazy fighting game fanboys arrive at your house to beat you up. Shame you;re no good at fighting in real life.

I wish I could have the day off tomorrow >>

[Shuiia]

Granted but you spend it being bored as hell...and catching AIDS...and dying...and being bored

I wish humanity wasn't retarded